Major Zazu Fangirl
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Joined 08-19-02, id: 255560
Author has written 12 stories for Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Final Fantasy VIII, and Xenogears.
I've decided to rewrite the first half of my bio because I'm so bored... So... since KOS-MOS is here... Hey KOS-MOS! Would you do me a favour and interview me!?

KOS-MOS: I'm happy to be of service.
MZF: Okie-dokie, go ahead, ask me anything!
KOS-MOS: I am aware that you are planning to write (and have already started) a fanfiction starring chaos and myself, longer than the other ones.
MZF: That's correct! ^_^
KOS-MOS: I am also aware that chaos impregnates me in this particular fanfiction. Would you care to explain the logic in this?
MZF: Ummm... it sounded cute?
KOS-MOS: That is not a valid explanation.
MZF: *blink, blink*

MZF: I can't wait for The Sims 2... Sim's children will look like their parents! I'll make a KOS-MOS sim... and a chaos sim... and make them MULTIPLY LIKE RABBITS!!! Five bucks says at least one comes out looking like Fujin!
chaos: You're on!
KOS-MOS: *slaps chaos*

KOS-MOS in a G fanfiction - There is a 99.9998% chance that I will quietly express my secret love for chaos in this fanfiction or get kissed in my sleep again.
KOS-MOS in a PG fanfiction - There is a 99.9998% that myself and chaos will make out where only animals can see us.
KOS-MOS in a PG-13 fanfiction - There is a 99.9998% chance this is the fanfiction where I'm going to be pregnant. *shoots MZF*
KOS-MOS in a R fanfiction - There is a 99.9998% that this fanfiction shall contain a bad sex joke, and myself and chaos bonking in a completely random place.
KOS-MOS in a X fanfiction -
There is a 99.9998% MZF could never attempt to put this into existence. But with the .0002% chance left that she will it will probably contain every position known to man and several more only I know about.

For my enjoyment, I pay Seifer to tear of Fujin's clothes with his teeth* WHOOO!

COMING UP SOON!! I'll be writing a KOS-MOS/chaos fanfiction, and it'll be a LONG one. So far, I've decided it'll be called "Roses For December," or something like that... it'll be rated PG-13, and I hope you'll all enjoy it! ^_^

Now Onto Favourite Pairings! ^_^

For those of you that don't know, I became a Saifuu (Seifer/Fujin) fanatic, and I've become the most annoying person on earth! (for the 16th time) I can't stop talking about how perfect they are for each other! ^_^ Yay! I'm writing a Saifuu fanfiction! Please read and review! Thankies! I'm also attempting to write a little Songfic about them, but I'm no good at writing songfics so bear with me.

KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...
KOS-MOS and chaos are awesome...

Other pairing I'm too lazy to write a little paragraph about:

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Roses For December reviews
KOS-MOS is no longer machine, but does that mean she can love? My big KOS-MOS and chaos fanfiction begins! RR
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2004
Discipline Me reviews
Saifuu. Rated R for future swearing and... stuff... RR (Written with the help of my big sis D) Chapter two is up!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Songbirds reviews
KOS-MOS and chaos, short and pointless... you KNOW you want to read it! Due to the positivie feedback, this fic will be longer!
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003
If You Only Knew reviews
Saifuu. AU. What more do you need to know? I'll pick up the chapter pace... eventually...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,463 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003
A Sad Excuse For Jerry Springer: Xenosaga Style reviews
I wrote this in 20 minutes or so... in other words flame me and DIE!!!!!!!
Xenogears - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2003
To Fall in Love with a Weapon reviews
KOS-MOSchaos. My weird little version of the KOS-MOS recharging scene. My first Xenosaga fanfic, enjoy! RR
Xenogears - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2003
The Posse, The Sitcom reviews
It all started with a thought that popped in my head today. Somewhat Saifuu, somewhat stupid. R/R
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2003
What if the Cast of Rayearth were The Simpsons? reviews
I'm baa-aack! Hamlet's not finished yet, but I decided to give you at least something because I haven't updated in ages! Enjoy! R/R
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2002 - Published: 8/21/2002
Snow White: Magic Knight Rayearth Style! reviews
What happens if an evil Zazu lover directs Snow White with Rayearth as the cast? Read on to find out! This is my very first fanfiction! PG13 just in case. The REAL Chapter five is up! Please RR! If you want to appear in this fanfiction, just ask!
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
Not Long Ago reviews
This is something I wrote because some of my friends told me to write about Umi/Ascot, so LIVE WITH IT!!! R/R ^_^
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/19/2002
My name is Zazu, and I'm an Alcoholic reviews
Something crazy I wrote last night, read it anyway! Funny! I think... Enjoy! R/R PLEASE!!!
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002
I'll Be There reviews
Just a poem I sorta came up with during Math Class... I never pay attention, anyway! It's sort of a love poem, but I can't decide which couple, you decide while reading it, okay? Thanks! R/R
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/18/2002