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Joined 09-27-10, id: 2556480, Profile Updated: 03-06-15
Author has written 10 stories for Mario, Legend of Zelda, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Minecraft, Portal, and Naruto.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile! :)

By the way, if someone called "abb" has been reviewing stories, that was actually me before I got an account.

NOTE: To those of you that are fans of my Koops/Vivian story "Saved", I'll be continuing it in comic form.


Information about me:


NAME - Abigail, but Abbie or Abb as nicknames are fine too.

DATE OF BIRTH - December 19th, 1996

STAR SIGN - Don't know.

HEIGHT - Don't know either.

WEIGHT - Don't know this as well.

EYE COLOUR - Dark brown

HAIR COLOUR - Dark Brown/Black

MARITAL STATUS - Single... and feeling kind of lonely...

OCCUPATION - Paper Girl (trying to find another job)

HOBBIES - Daydreaming, writing, playing video games, watching movies, being on Youtube/Fanfiction, being on my computer, looking up my interests, etc

FAVOURITE COLOUR - Red! :D

HEALTH AILMENTS - Nothing really except psychosis

FAMILY - I have my parents, step-father, a sister, a brother and two step-brothers,

MY FAV FILMS - Pretty much all things Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks

MY FAV TV SHOWS - Codename: Kids Next Door, Magic School Bus, Pippi Longstocking (1997 cartoon series), Fairly Odd Parents, SpongeBob, Avatar: The Last Airbender

FAVOURITE MUSIC - Lady GaGa (kind of), Beyoncé (kind of), Avril Lavigne, almost all Disney/Pixar songs, Nelly Furtado, MJ, Cascada, Linkin Park, Bryan Adams, DreamWorks' songs, Pitbull, Ke$ha (kind of), Rihanna (sort of), JT, Swedish House Mafia, Usher (sort of)

MY FAV ANIME: Naruto/Shippuden, Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood, One Piece, MAR, Fruits Basket and SHUFFLE!

FAVOURITE COUPLES -

Cartoon:

1/362 (KND) I can really see them getting together because of how much they "complete" each other. :)

2/5 (KND) This is actually a really sweet couple. :)

3/4 (KND) D'awww. :)

0.4/0.5 (KND) Lenny and Ogie already seem to be in love with each other, so... Yeah.

0.2/0.3 (KND) The reason I didn't pair Ashley with Bruce is because one, I actually think they're brother and sister and two, Bruce already has someone. ;)

0.1/86 (KND) For whatever reason, these two really seem to fit together for me!

Martin/Kaitlin (Martin Mystery) She's the ONLY woman interested in Martin!

Tim/Keesha (MSB) They're backgrounds and personalities compliment each other.

Carlos/Wanda (MSB) Same as above.

Ralphie/Phoebe (MSB) Pair the spares? *shrug*

D.A./Arnold (MSB) She DID kiss him on the cheek during the chicken episode.

Bloom/Sky (Winx Club) These two are adorable! :)

Stella/Brandon (Winx Club) Same as above.

Musa/Riven (Winx Club) The two go together nicely.

Techna/Timmy (Winx Club) Same as above.

Flora/Helia (Winx Club) Same as above.

Optimus/Elita (Transformers) I've read too many fanfictions! XD

Anime:

Rin/Asa (SHUFFLE!)

Sia/Kaede (SHUFFLE!) They DID kiss during the last episode's credits.

Thoru/Kyo (Fruits Basket) SO. EFFIN. CUTE!!! :D

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto) I adore Hinata and I REALLY think she deserves someone she loves and who will love her. That someone is Naruto. :) And NaruSaku... doesn't do it for me because Sakura just beats him up!

Sakura/Sasuke (Naruto) Kind of nice! :)

Gaara/Matsuri (Naruto) I can't see him with any other girl. XD

Minato/Kushina (Naruto) I really like these two together. :)

Obito/Rin (Naruto) ...He started a WAR for her!

Kabuto/Orochimaru (Naruto) There's a lot of Ho Yay between them.

Kakuzu/Hidan (Naruto) I can't get this couple out of my head!

Kisame/Itachi (Naruto) They would kind of compliment each other nicely. :)

Neji/TenTen (Naruto) Cute. :)

Shikamaru/Temari (Naruto) These two... These two right here! Just... Wow!

Chouji/Ino (Naruto) Cute. :)

Ed/Winry (Full Metal Alchemist) VERY cute! :)

Ed/Rose (Full Metal Alchemist) These two would go nicely together in the 1st anime series. :)

Roy/Riza (Full Metal Alchemist) Yes. :)

Movies:

Nala/Simba (The Lion King) Yes.

Kovu/Kiara (The Lion King 2) Aww. :)

Mufasa/Sarabi (The Lion King) I do like them together. :)

Kopa/Vitani (The Lion King semi-canon) I really think these two make a nice couple! :)

Zira/Scar (The Lion King 2) Sort of.

Tiana/Naveen (The Princess and the Frog) They're kind of cute.

Ray/Evangeline (The Princess and the Frog) He can be with her forever now! :)

Spirit/Rain (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

Jezelle/The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) For whatever reason, I like these two together.

Books:

Winnie/Catman (Winnie the Horse Gentler) They DID kiss. :)

Games:

Mario/Goombella (Paper Mario 2) I do think she fell in love with him. :)

Mario/Vivian (Paper Mario 2) She deserves someone to love. :)

Luigi/Daisy (Mario) *shrug* I can see them together.

Luigi/M. Clairvoyant (Luigi's Mansion) They were nice to each other. *shrug*

Beldam/Doopliss (Paper Mario 2) ... Yes. Yes. YES!!! Just, SO MUCH YES!!! :D The funny thing is that this couple actually came to me late one night and it's been one of my top OTP's ever since! :D

Koops/Vivian (Paper Mario 2) Blame "Better Off Alone"! XD

Link/Zelda (Zelda: SS, Zelda: ST and Zelda: OoT) Spirit Tracks and Skyward Sword are where the Ship Tease is at!

Link/Midna (Zelda: TP) After everything they've gone through, I wouldn't be surprised if they had feelings for each other.

Link/Ilia (Zelda: TP) Since they've known each other since childhood, there might be feelings there.

Linebeck/Jolene (Zelda: PH) Kind of.

Zelda/Ganondorf (Zelda)

Midna/Zant (Zelda: TP) Kind of.

Celia/Marlin (Harvest Moon: AWL) These two are cute. :)

Lumina/Rock (Harvest Moon: AWL) Yes. :)

Nami/Gustafa (Harvest Moon: AWL) Cute! :)

Raguna/Mist (Rune Factory) I like Mist!

Kyle/Mana (Rune Factory 2) Mana is cute! :)

Shion/Allen (Xenosaga) I like Allen more than Kevin! :)

Crossover:

Mavis (Hotel Transylvania)/Rapunzel (Tangled) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPBW6Yqoe8 Watch the video and you'll understand! :)

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)/Pocahontas (Pocahontas) A few different videos but the one that originally introduced me was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67_AGeIBWAk I think these two fit each other! :)


Cute Stuff


Flora: Do I ever cross your mind?

Helia: No

Flora: Do you like me?

Helia: No

Flora: Do you want me?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you cry if I left?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you live for me?

Helia: No

Flora: Would you do anything for me?

Helia: No

Flora: Choose--me or your life

Helia: My life

Flora runs away in shock and pain and Helia runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Flora and Helia fans If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!

If anyone likes the couple Flora and Helia from Winx Club, there's a poem that Helia wrote for Flora:

Her voice is the whisper of wind swept trees

Putting my troubled mind at ease

Her eyes are lit with the new stars aura

I long to be close to my dear Flora.

Awwwww wasn't that cute!!

Bloom: Talk To Her!
Sky: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Bloom: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Sky: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Bloom: Then Tell Her.
Sky: She Won't Like Me...
Bloom: How Do You Know That?
Sky: I Can Just Tell.
Bloom: Well Just Tell Her.
Sky: What Should I Say?
Bloom: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Sky: I Tell Her That Daily.
Bloom: What Do You Mean?
Sky: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Blooml: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Sky: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Bloom: Oh Some Boy.
Sky: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Bloom: She Does.
Sky: How Do You Know..?
Bloom: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Sky: You.
Bloom: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Sky: I Love You Too.
Bloom: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Sky: I Just Did

If you think that is extremely cute copy and paste that into your profile.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

Crap. Something's wrong with my phone {Really what's that?} It's just that...your number's not on it

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is...to fall in love with me.

"I bet I can kiss you without touching you," Kiss her. "I lost that bet,"

I know somebody likes you but if I wasn't so shy I'll tell you myself

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic, and baby, I'm lost at sea!

Are you lost? Because heavens a long way from here.

If your here, who's running heaven?

Aw, I forgot my camera, I like taking pictures of pretty girls like youit's funny if a nine year old says it, but it's creepy if someone older says it o.O

It's a good thing I have my library card {Why?} Because I'm totally checking you out!

Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a cutiepie like you!

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

God was showing off when he made you.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.

Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

You must be the cause of global warming.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)

I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.

May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.

You look like my first wife. {How many have you had?} None.


Funny Stuff


Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Quotes

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein

My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.

Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.

Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."

Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Remember

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Most stupid people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Favorite Sayings

Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt

I'm Not Strange! I'm Different!

One Day, Your Prince Will Come. Mine? Oh, He Just Took A Wrong Turn, Got Lost, And Is Too Stubborn To Ask For Directions

Attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to b--h; so don't test that.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them (only some boys)

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

When life gives you lemons, write something explicit!

Flattery will only get you so far in life. Then there's blackmail...

Get a life, the rest of us are tired of loaning you ours.

Sad News. Pass it on
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Gal: Hello ppl reading our profile. We are mad. Wanna know why? Well for one thing we cant eat pork!
Kay:Yep swine flu
Gal:Cant eat chicken 3X
Kay: Ya..bird flu
Gal:Cant eat beef =/
Kay: Mad Cow
Gal:Cant eat eggs :o
Kay: Yeah Salmonella..WAIT NO EGGS?! But kids love eggs :(
Gal:Cant eat fish..
Kay: Heavy Metal poisonings in their waters
Gal:Cant eat veggies or fruits
Kay:And guess what that leaves...
Gal:Chocolate and Icecream!! X3
Kay:Remember Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!
Gal:Put this on yer profile and you will lose 2 whole pounds! :o
Kay:If you ignore this you gain ten. >:D

Warnings People have found on boxes and wrappers and junk like that:

Bowl Fresh

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet

Earplugs

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Pepper Spray

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(whoops…too late)On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those bull dozers)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.
(Hmm now Im curious..but hey curiousity killed the cat o.o...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.
Nah really?

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Hm. Raise yer stump if you've done that before..

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly


Religion:


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

The Almighty GOD can't be bottled up in a broken,shattered,false,tiny bottle called "RELIGION".HE's the One True God that doesn't settle for this RELIGION nonsense

I'm a Christian! Though I won't always be Saintly. I'm never Saintly. So don't expect me to be.

The 7 Second Prayer, Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves.

"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless my family, my home, my friends, and me. Amen."

Pass this on

This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and

He asked: 'My child, what is your greatest wish for today?' I responded:

'Lord please, take care of the person

who is reading this message, their family and their special friends.

They deserve it and I love them very much.'

The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

"I love you this much." and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him

If you believe in Jesus Christ copy this onto your profile DONT IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says "If you deny Me I will deny you in front of the Father" soooooooo...DO IT!


Sad Stuff:


“Have you ever been in l o v e? (H O R R I B L E) isn't it? It makes you so [v.u.l.n.e.r.a.b.l.e]. It opens your chest&it opens up your heart&it means that someone can get inside you&m e s s you UP.
You build up all these d.e.f.e.n.s.e.s, you build up a W H O L E suit of {a r m o r}, so that nothing
can hurt you, then one S.T.U.P.I.D person, no different from any other s t u p i d person, wanders into your s t u p i d life...You give them a piece of you. They d.i.d.n.'.t even ask for it.
They did something d u m b one day, like {k i s s} you or \ \ smile / / at you,&then your life isn't your own [a n y m o r e]. Love takes h.o.s.t.a.g.e.s. It {gets} i n s i d e y o u.
It eats you O U T&leaves you c.r.y.i.n.g in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just f r i e n d s' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It h u r t s.
Not just in the {i.m.a.g.i.n.a.t.i.o.n}. Not just in the mind. It's a S O U L-hurt, a r.e.a.l gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-a.p.a.r.t pain. I hate love.”

“Sometimes I {wish} I were a little k.i.d again, [skinned knees] are e.a.s.i.e.r to fix than / /broken\ \ h e a r t s.”

“(R E L A T I O N S H I P S) are like g l a s s. Sometimes it is better to leave them b r o k e n than to [hurt] yourself putting it back t o g e t h e r.”

"If I had a s i n g l e { * f.l.o.w.e.r * } for every time I (think) about y o u , I could walk forever in my g.a.r.d.e.n."

"O n c e u p o n a t i m e, I was falling in [love]...but, now, I'm just f.a.l.l.i.n.g apart."

? .••.••.••.?
i m. j e a l o u s. o f. e v e r y. g i r l.
? h o. h u g g e d. y o u. b e c a u s e.
f o r. o n e. m o m e n t. t h e y. h a d.
m y. ? h o l e. ? o r l d. i n. t h e i r.
a r m s.
? .••.••.••.?

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me crying.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school,

I got straight A's,

I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others,

Mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy

I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Poem That Gives You Goosebumps...

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

'And blood was everywhere,'

'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'

For death was in the air.

'A mother, trapped inside her car,'

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

'She struggled to get free,'

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

'On where the back seat once had been,'

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '

'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '

'Oh, God, don't let them die! '

Then firemen came and cut her loose,

'But when they searched the back, '

'They found therein no little boys, '

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

'And was traveling alone, '

'But when they turned to question her, '

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

'In beseeching supplication, '

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

'Their jeans are blue to match.''

'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

'And gave them each a cone, '

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

'I've searched the area high and low, '

But I can't find their dad.

'He must have fled the scene, '

'I guess, and that is very bad.'

'The mother hugged the twins and said, '

'While wiping at a tear, '

'He could not flee the scene, you see, '

'For he's been dead a year.'

'The cop just looked confused and asked, '

'Now, how can that be true? '

'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '

'And left a kiss for you.'' '

He told us not to worry

'And that you would be all right, '

And then he put us in this car with

'The pretty, flashing light. '

'We wanted him to stay with us, '

'Because we miss him so, '

'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

'And told us not to fuss, '

'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '

'He's watching over us.'

The mother knew without a doubt

'That what they spoke was true, '

'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

The fire men's notes could not explain

'The twisted, mangled car, '

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

'But on the cop's report was scribed, '

'In print so very fine, '

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If your heart melted when you read this, copy and paste this on your profile


KND Stuff:


You know you're obsessed with KND when...

1) You scream when your parents dont let you drink root beer.

2) You try to kill anyone with pale blue eyes.

3) You suggest they pour nacho cheese on your head when you get lice.

4) You got in trouble once for wearing a red hat to school.

5) You think your teenage sister is plotting aginst you.

6) When ever somebody gets fired, you scream "YOU JUST GOT EIGHTY-SIXED!"

7) You scream "RIP OFF! WHERE ARE THE ADULTS?!" when you see a bull-fight.

8) You KNOW adults are evil.

9) You have an obsession with candy.

10) You go to the zoo only to "SET THEM FREE!"

11) You almost fainted when you got chicken pox.

12) You scream "NO! THEY'LL SCRAMBLIFY MY BRAINS!" when you have to go to the hospital.

13) You really REALLY want a treehouse.

14) You spazm whenever somebody takes your stuffed animals.

15) You wanna go to the moon one day.

16) When ever you see a football player with blonde hair you scream "TRAITOR!"

You Know You're Obsessed With 3/4 When...

1) Your favourite colours are orange and green.

2) You had a fit when you found out that the kiss in 'Operation Z.E.R.O.' wasn't enough for the movie to win a “Best Picture” Oscar.

3)You draw little green 3s and little orange 4s on your hands when you're bored.

4) Your friends refer to you as “that maniac”.

5) You gave a little 'squeal' when you saw that reasons 3 and 4 were in bold.

6) You try to dream about them getting married.

7) You actually do dream about them getting married.

8) You sometimes dress up in a green oversized hoodie and jeans, and say you are their future daughter/son.

9) You used up your printer's ink printing out pictures of them.

10) You smiled when you saw the title.

11) You find this list slightly amusing. :)

12) You can think of a better one for number 11.

What I think about the various KND couples:

1X5- I'm sorry but I don't support this couple. They may look cute together but 5's got 2, and 1 has 362.

1X3- Nope

1X362- Very cute! :D

2X5- BELONG together! :D

2X3- no

2X86- *shakes head*

3X4- YESSSSSSSSSS!!! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! :D :D :D :D :D :D

3XAce- whos Ace????

3X30c- she's with numbuh 4

4X5- he's with numbuh 3!

4X86- I already said he's with numbuh 3!!!

2XCree- don't think this will EVER happen!

5X9- Sweet!

83X84- Sure, why not!

86X60- depends.

86X19th Century- Sweet!

The ways you know you're addicted to Codename Kids Next Door:

-You call your uncle Father

-You swear that you're a KND operative but you were decomissioned

-You have written at least 3 KND fanfics

-You cried when the show ended

-On Halloween you expect to see a large pirate ship driving in the streets

-You think brussel sprouts will kill you

-Whenever you see the math question 34 your first instinct is to put a heart beside it

-You want a pet skunk

-You've tried to build a treehouse before

-When you see a toaster your first instinct is to turn it into a weapon

-You have long winded nicknames for the people who live down the street

-The rainbow monkey theme song is etched into your brain (LOL yea it gets stuck in my head for like five hours at a time whenever I hear it)

-Whenever you see a bald guy with sunglasses you yell 'NUMBUH ONE IS BACK!"

-When Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S aired, you freaked out because you thought Numbuh 2 and 3 got married

-At the end of Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S when Numbuh 4 tells Numbuh 2 to stop hugging his wife you cheered

-You have an itch to speak in third person (well, that's Abby's thing...)

-The pun 'I'd just turn the other cheek' when referring to your friend's large butt makes you crack up

-You have a soft spot for blonde Australians

-You prefer watching Codename Kids Next Door over age appropriate shows

- You deem any and every bad joke you hear "Hoagie-worthy".

-You use KND as an excuse to get out of a date. (ex. My uncle just blew up all the Ice Cream in Texas and i have to go and talk to him that day.)

What do I like about KND?

I like what they stand for

I like what they do

I just plain love the kids

But what else do I like?

I like how Abby’s hair doesn’t stay perfectly braided all the time

I like how Fanny sometimes makes mistakes

I like that Kuki can take the time to fool around

And how she can always beat Wally at video games

And that he throws a temper fit when she does

I like the love ever-present between Cree and Abby, even when they annoy each other

I like how everyone always sticks by each other’s side

I like how Wally blushes when Kuki smiles at him

And how he won’t say he loves her

But I know he does

I like how nobody’s perfect

And sometimes things happen for no reason

I like that no one forgets the past

Yet they’re always ready for the future

I like that it's real


Zelda Stuff:


Things I may not do in Hyrule:

1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.

2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.

3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.

4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Gannondork" OR "Ganondwarf." Having not done the latter, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.

5.Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffiene.

6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.

7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this amusing.

8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.

9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;" I will stop soon.

10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.

11. The proper names of the five Links are not "Egotistic Original," The Weakest Link," "Anger Issues Blue," "Pinky Linky," and "The Anti-Anti-Hero."

12. I will not tell Tingle that fairies do not exist.

13. Nor will I make him an honorary Link.

14. Only tragedy can come of the afore mentioned.

15. No matter how much of a discount I get on maps

16. I will not greet Dark Link with "Hey DORK Link!"

17. Doing so will result in a nefarious plot involving genocide, the sun, and my left kidney.

18. Dark Link is not my shadow, no matter how good he looks in my clothes.

19. I do not, and never have owned a personal army of Gorons, Zoras, Octorocks, or Chu-Chus.

20. I am not to ask Link why he wears a miniskirt, as he does not.

21. Contrary to the popular belief, Link's last name is not "Inpark".

Twelve Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:

1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times.

2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." If said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.

3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")

4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.

5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."

6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Malladus." When people hug you, yell, "RELEASE ME!" Talk about "finding a better host body" often.

7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"

8. Try to kill your own shadow.

9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself off as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.

10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.

11. While entering a church, sing/hum/play the Song of time.

12. Whenever you tell someone about something you got, add a "Duh duh duh DUUUUH!!!" at the end. (Ex: And that's when I picked up the stick!!!! Duh duh duh DUUUUH!!!)


Things to Think About:


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I like to dress unique)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (i actually don't have any hygiene skills XD)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers (love beavers but not hockey, though i love Jason Voorhees! :D)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (I HATE STEREOTYPES)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (why should anyone worry about popularity?)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (definitely not)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I have Asian friends, so I MUST be nerdy.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Pass this along to support gay marriage and stop homophobia!

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

READER'S RIGHTS:

The right to read.

The right NOT to read.

The right to not finish books.

The right to skip & skim pages.

The right to reread.

The right to read anything.

The right to read banned books.

The right to mistake a book for real life.

The right to read anywhere.

The right to read aloud.

The right to fall in love with characters in books.

The right to know what everyone else is reading.

The right to have too many books.

The right to carry a book wherever you go.

"We read, to know we're not alone." C. S. Lewis

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay, If you are'nt prejudiced to: Special Eds, People of dif races, old peeps, peeps with deformites, orrrr ur family, post this on ur page!

I paid so little attention to my iPod that I didn’t notice it stopped for a full TWELVE MINUTES.

I paid so little attention to the TV that the show I hated played- five times- before I changed the channel.

I paid so little attention to the computer I didn’t notice my sister come and turn it off.

I paid so little attention to the book I was reading that I was surprised to find the main character captured, when last I checked, she was strolling through a meadow-or was it eating breakfast?

I paid so little attention to my teacher that the next day I complained about her never teaching us this stuff.

I paid so little attention to my cat that she got out the door and I had to chase her around for an hour.

I paid so little attention to the playground that I accidentally kicked someone in the face on the swing.

I paid so little attention to my sister that she started racing hamsters up my bed before I could tell her no.

I paid so little attention to my parents that I freaked and searched for them for half an hour- before my sister told me they had gone grocery shopping.

Copy and paste this if you zone out sometimes! Or a lot of the times….or all the times…..

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine:
Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfWrath, metasgirl, PenelopePotter28,

If you like Pop Tarts copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still think the Kids Next Door is the best cartoon IN THE WORLD and nothing will ever compare to it, copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "two small" and "off it's orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like something was watching you then turned around and saw that nothing was there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read a story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the kid that people look through when I say something.
I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things,
who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me,
so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946,
EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale,
Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, PenelopePotter28, horror101

Try And Read This

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Difference between Best Friends/ Friends...

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for liking a boy that you know is leaving in one month

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you retarded for liking a boy that you know is leaving in one month, but still will be your shoulder to cry on

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen.
It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic.
Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us.
I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a believer... hide this away in your heart.

Christianity is not a religion, it's a friendship- 700 Club

God made you special and he loves you very much- Veggie Tales

Grandkids are God's reward to parents for not killing their children.

I love deadlines. I love the wooshing noise they make when they fly by.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

ten stupid things

1. You're reading my? comment
2. Now you're saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

If in Codename:KND you KNEW Kuki(3) and Wally(4) would end up together, post this on your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Achmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Achmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Achmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Achmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted

Sarah's poem

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Aurora's poem

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been sad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post the two poems on your profile. And if you don't have a profile e-mail to peoples.

If you think Pinhead, Freddy and Chucky ROCK - copy and paste this on your profile.

If you so want for a Chucky vs Pinhead vs Freddy film to be made - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you take inspiration from films/music/tv shows for your stories - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the idea of a Hellraiser remake/ or new HR sequel without Doug Bradley as Pinhead sucks - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to entertain people with your story telling - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever uploaded a new story/chapter and gone back to read it only to find so many mistakes littered throughout before muttering 'aww crap!' - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from writer's block and loss of creativity frequently - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been in the middle of writing a new story/chapter and you get bored and say 'oh to hell with this!' and go off to do something else - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think flamers are wrong - copy and paste this onto your profile.

On the flip side, if you very much like constructive and friendly critisism - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

When she sticks her tongue out mockingly, tickle her.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

100% of people are human beings. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 0% who aren't!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (they do??)

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".
Post this on your profile if it touched you, or if you would die without your mate's love.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

Crap. Something's wrong with my phone {Really what's that?} It's just that...your number's not on it

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is...to fall in love with me.

"I bet I can kiss you without touching you," Kiss her. "I lost that bet,"

I know somebody likes you but if I wasn't so shy I'll tell you myself

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic, and baby, I'm lost at sea!

Are you lost? Because heavens a long way from here.

If your here, who's running heaven?

Aw, I forgot my camera, I like taking pictures of pretty girls like youit's funny if a nine year old says it, but it's creepy if someone older says it o.O

It's a good thing I have my library card {Why?} Because I'm totally checking you out!

Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a cutiepie like you!

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

God was showing off when he made you.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.

Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

You must be the cause of global warming.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)

I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.

May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.

You look like my first wife. {How many have you had?} None.

*Kazu

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scratch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.

*IN MEMORY OF JUNKO FURUTA: THE GIRL WHO WENT THROUGH 44 DAYS OF TORTURE.

This is the absolute true story that I'm basing my fanfic "Life Isn't always Fair" by. Just based by the title, this is about a girl who had to go through 44 days of pain and torture. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you care about this girl. :(

In November of 1988, Boy A (then 18), Boy B (Jo Kamisaku, then 17; Kamisaku was a new family name he took after being released from prison [1]), Boy C (then 16) and Boy D (then 17) from Tokyo abducted and held Furuta, a second year high school (grade 11) student from Saitama Prefecture in Misato, for 44 days. They kept her captive in the house owned by the parents of Boy C.

To forestall a manhunt, Boy A coerced Furuta into calling her own parents and telling them that she had run away from home, but was with "a friend" and was not in danger. He also browbeat her into posing as one of the boys' girlfriends when the parents of the house where she was held were around, but when it became clear that the parents would not call the police, he dropped this pretext. Furuta tried to escape several times, begging the parents more than once to help her, but they did nothing, apparently out of fear that Boy A would hurt them. Boy A was at the time a low-level yakuza leader and had bragged that he could use his connections to kill anyone who interfered.

According to their statements at their trial, the four of them raped her, beat her, introduced foreign objects including an iron rod into her vagina, made her drink her own urine and was fed cockroaches, inserted fireworks into her anus, and set them off, forced Furuta to masturbate, cut her nipple with pliers, dropped dumbbells onto her stomach, and burned her with cigarettes and lighters. (One of the burnings was punishment for attempting to call the police.) At one point her injuries were so severe that according to one of the boys it took more than an hour for her to crawl downstairs to use the bathroom. They also related that "possibly a hundred different people" knew that Furuta had been imprisoned there, but it is not clear if this means they visited the house at different times while she was imprisoned there, or themselves either raped or abused her. When the boys refused to let her leave, she begged them on several occasions to "kill (her) and get it over with".

On January 4, 1989, using one of the boys' loss at mah-jongg as a pretext, the four beat her with an iron barbell, poured lighter fluid on her legs, arms, face and stomach, and set her on fire. She died later that day of shock. The four boys claimed that they were not aware of how badly injured she was, and that they believed she had been malingering.

The killers hid her corpse in an 55-gallon drum filled with cement; the perpetrators disposed the drum in a tract of reclaimed land in Koto, Tokyo.

The boys were arrested and tried as adults; but, because of Japanese handling of crimes committed by juveniles, their identities were sealed by the court. However, a weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun reported their real names, claiming "Human rights aren't needed for brutes."[2] Furuta's real name and details about her personal life were reported exhaustively in the media. Kamisaku was judged as a sub leader, at least according to the official trial.

The four boys pled guilty to a reduced charge of "committing bodily injury that resulted in death," rather than murder. Boy A's parents sold their house for approximately 50 million yen and paid this as compensation to Furuta's family.[citation needed]

For his participation in the crime, Kamisaku served eight years in a juvenile prison before he was released, in August 1999. In July 2004, he was arrested for assaulting an acquaintance, whom he believed to be luring a girlfriend away from him, and allegedly bragged about his earlier infamy. [1] Kamisaku was sentenced to seven years in prison for the beating.

Junko's parents were dismayed by the sentences received by their daughter's killers, and enjoined a civil suit against the parents of the boy in whose home the crimes were committed. When some of the convictions were overturned on the basis of problematic physical evidence (the semen and pubic hair recovered from the body did not match those of the boys who were arrested), the lawyer handling the civil suit decided there was no case to be made and refused to represent them further. (There is speculation that the evidence may have been contaminated—for example, by unidentified persons who raped Furuta.

One of the most disturbing parts of this true story is that her killers are now free. After putting Junko Furuta through all that suffering, they are free men.

These horrifying things done to Junko Furuta had been collected through the Japanese court trial of the case, and blogs from 1989. They show the pain that Junko Furuta had to endure before she was finally dead. All this had happened to her while she was still alive. They are disturbing, but the truth.

All of this had happened.

Female Comebacks

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...

Scary Stuff:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Lucky Dog...

Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one! Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box.

It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease . . . in fact, she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her . . . what would happen to Lucky? Although the three-year-old dog liked Jim, he was Mary's dog through and through. If I die, Lucky will be abandoned, Mary thought. He won't understand that I didn't want to leave him. The thought made her sadder than thinking of her own death. The double mastectomy was harder on Mary than her doctors had anticipated and Mary was hospitalized for over two weeks. Jim took Lucky for his evening walk faithfully, but the little dog just drooped, whining and miserable. Finally the day came for Mary to leave the hospital. When she arrived home, Mary was so exhausted she couldn't even make it up the steps to her bedroom. Jim made his wife comfortable on the couch and left her to nap. Lucky stood watching Mary but he didn't come to her when she called. It made Mary sad but sleep soon overcame her and she dozed. When Mary woke for a second she couldn't understand what was wrong. She couldn't move her head and her body felt heavy and hot. But panic soon gave way to laughter when Mary realized the problem. She was covered, literally blanketed, with every treasure Lucky owned! While she had slept, the sorrowing dog had made trip after trip to the basement bringing his beloved mistress all his favorite things in life. He had covered her with his love. Mary forgot about dying. Instead she and Lucky began living again, walking further and further together every day. It's been 12 years n o w and Mary is still cancer-free. Lucky? He still steals treasures and stashes them in his toy box but Mary remains his greatest treasure. Remember . . . live every day to the fullest. Each minute is a blessing from God. And never forget . . . the people who make a difference in our lives are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care for us. If you see someone without a smile today give them one of yours! Live simply. Love seriously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.

Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen

Killed by a vending machine: What are the odds?

Not great, but it does happen. According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, vending machine accidents caused at least 37 fatalities and 113 injuries between 1978 and 1995.

In a December 1998 case, Canadian college student Kevin Mackle, 19, was found dead of asphyxiation under a Coke machine in a Bishop University residence stairwell.

The coroner's conclusion? That after a night of drinking beer with friends to celebrate the end of exams (his blood-alcohol was just over the legal limit for driving), Kevin tried to rock a drink loose from the 920-pound machine, causing it to topple over on him.

(Man you'd have to have had a bad day if you get killd by a vending mechine good thing I realy don't use them.)

God

The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein


Brainy Stuff:


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If you could read that put it in your profile!

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process the "F" in 'OF'

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Copy and paste it to your profile!


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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I asked Jesus, " how much do you love me ? "Jesus replied, " this much " and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him

If you are antisocial sometimes all the time, copy and paste

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Copy and Paste this if you like to/have posted the same thing over and over again

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Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in God, put this on your page!!!

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If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfWrath, metasgirl, horror101

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfwrath, metasgirl, horror101

If you love reading romance fanfics, copy/paste this and add your name: metasgirl, horror101

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath, metasgirl, horror101

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said Transformers aren’t real, copy this onto your profile. (I don't exactly through a fit, but I DO get ticked off!)

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If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (Try more than 500)

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (trust me i do _)

98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to bad. Some people be bad to have fun, others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time then put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly and WOWP characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you know you will meet the characters of your favorite show someday, no matter how many people tell you they're not real or they're a cartoon or whatever, copy this to your profile.

Put this on your page if you love Naruto! (HECK YES I DO!!! EVEN THE FILLERS!!!)

Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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Etc:


I'm sixteen years old

And my life is on hold.

I'm told I'm smart

And have a big heart.

I have eight sisters and brothers

And they really are no bothers

I am good in school

And my friends think I am cool

I get a 4.0 average

It's a pretty hard challenge.

I work hard in school

School is pretty cool.

Home is okay,

But I am waiting for the day,

When I pack up and leave,

And take my brothers and sisters with me

Because my mom is a drunk

And in some other junk

I'm sixteen years old

And my life is on hold

My sister is eighteen months old

She's my silver and gold

She's the youngest one

And she's my bright sun

Without her their is no me

Because she makes me so happy.

Things are going pretty good.

Everyone smiles like they should

Everything is just fine.

I feel the sun shine.

When I see them smile

Everythings alright for awhile

But it didn't last long enough

We have to pack up all our stuff

Mom is going away

She won't stay.

Today, life is not okay.

Today, we have to go away.

We are moving in with our grandmother

At least we still have each other

Things aren't so bad

I don't need to be sad.

I'm sixteen years old

And my life is on hold.

Things are coming back together

We are having some good weather

Grandma is pretty good

Things are like they should

Now we have more bad luck

This is rerally starting to suck

I'm told we might have to go

To a foster home, you know.

I don't want to go

I can't ever go.

We need to stay here

This my worst fear

We'll be taken in

This evil sin

We'll be separated

And maybe even hated

Noone will take us all in

What will we do then

We need each other

Don't separate my sister and brother

This can't happen

My world's breakin'

What do I do

I need a year or two

It's all coming so fast

We were suppose to last

I'm sixteen years old

And my life is on hold

Things were fine

I could of handled mine

I can care for them

I wouldn't hurt them

Can't you see

They need me

Don't take them from me

That would be cruelty

I can't let them go

I love them so

And I will slowly die

If I have to say good-bye

My future might be open

But my heart would be broken.

I'm sixteen years old

And my life is on hold

Cute and sad poem/song thing written by...uh...wolfpup..something.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I fell down

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A few posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I used to talk in my sleep

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything really

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? no

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? don't know...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my old room with pink walls

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? THUMPER!!!!!!!!! :D (my stuffed rabbit)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? don't know

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes...

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? don't remember

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I'm a girl and I can't smell

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like black hair and blue eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? our "special place"

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? neither

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? muffin

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? thumper of course!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not at the moment

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? none

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yep. 1 bird, 1 cat and 1 dog

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? look above

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I hope not

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? be ambiguous :P

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? nothing

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? a lot of things

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? anything i love

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? no, but I got a letter from an author

37. FIRST JOB? My newspaper route

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? no and I don't plan too

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? nothing really

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? do my two front teeth count?

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? a lot of things and it kind of annoys me!

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no and I don't plan too

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? It just passed

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 at the moment; a girl named Lana and a boy named Christopher

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yeah, Queen Abigail, Dave's wife, from the bible

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yep! :)

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? mostly dandruff shampoos

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I only handwrite my name

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? don't like meat that much

52. ANY BAD HABITS? chewing on my nails, talking fast, jumping and flapping and talking to myself, among other things

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don't really own any CD's

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? *shrugs* sure

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no, but they are still important

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? sigh or walk away or be all grumpy

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Didn't really like toys

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don't have one

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? no

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yep, quite frequently

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? macaroni and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? ...a LOT of things...

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Abbie or Abb

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Not sure

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Codename: Kids Next Door or Muppet Show

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Don't remember

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? do I really have to pick?

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yeah, why wouldn't I?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I take at least three walks per day depending on the weather

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? there IS a #64...

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? dunno

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? *shrugs* if they want to

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The radio

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Ice Tea

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? no idea

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? What their face and hair look like

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? a few like If I were a Boy by Beyoncé

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? A certain person from Xenosaga... *growls*

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Probably the Spring months and December - since my B-day and Christmas are there

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? ... dunno

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Dunno, only ate it once and that was about 7 years ago!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Dunno

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? hard to say

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no, but I want to play the piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? ...I HATE politics!

95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a drawing book

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? don't have one, don't want one

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? A few. XD

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Very lonely...

Yesterday is history, tomorrows a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare.

A- Hot

B- Loves people

I- Loves to smile and laugh

G- Very outgoing

A- Hot

I- Loves to smile and laugh

L- Smile to die for

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Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Cenobite Warrior 2 by Rurrlock-God of Power reviews
It's been a year since Buster destroyed the Labyrinth and stopped the evil side of Pinhead and his Hammer Horrors from taking over. He's more powerful than ever, and the slasher villains don't stand a chance. However, a new big bad comes to town, and somehow has the power to create all new slashers that prove more than a match for Buster and co. Can they save the world once again?
Crossover - X-overs & Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Pinhead, Kirsty] OC
Because I Love Her by featherpen-princess reviews
The meaning of love which is hiding behind the word power. ToneHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18 - Hinata H., Toneri O. - Complete
Enemies No More by AlinoValiant reviews
With Hooktail alive, you wonder how Koops would react to this. While taking a stroll, he finds the female red dragon sleeping in Petal Meadows. The shy Koopa Troopa discovers just how different Hooktail became when she explains herself. (AU)
Mario - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Koops, Hooktail - Complete
Mistletoe by anniegirl132 reviews
Karin has a plan to get a Christmas kiss from Sasuke, but her plan backfires and things don't turn out how she planned. But she isn't necessarily upset about that. Suika drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Good Wife by ReiraKurenai reviews
Sixteen-year-old Ino is stuck in the body of her older self. Now she must embark on the journey of an adult, a wife and a mother while deep down she's still just a child herself. What does the future have in store for her? NarutoxIno and various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,754 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
What happens when Hidan pisses off a witch? Why, she punishes him and the other Akatsuki members by turning them into kittens and sends them off into the real world. What happens when a girl then finds the Akatsuki kittens hiding under her house? What if it turns out she is a SANE Naruto, Akatsuki fan? Fun, adventure, drama and mystery. RE-WRITE T for swearing and some murder
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Akatsuki
Still Alive by Chloe Kompton reviews
All Caroline has to do to survive the uploading procedure is stay alive.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Caroline - Complete
Kasuto's Redemption by Vopi reviews
What begins as a simple trip to Castle Town spirals into a fight for the world's survival. In the process, battles are raged, relationships are formed, sacrifices are made, lives are changed, and the secrets of the past surface to the present. Post TP. Midna x Link. Finally complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 546,958 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Link, Midna] Zelda, Colin - Complete
Fighting Fate by Allendra reviews
Zelink AU Princess Zelda knows she is destined to join with the chosen Hero and defeat a great evil. But she doesn't know what form this evil will take, or who the Hero will be. That all changes the day she goes to the public execution of a criminal named Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,686 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Link, Zelda
Tortured Soul by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The first thing I remember is the sound of laughter. It was like the sound of bells, chiming in sync and beauty. It echoed off the walls of my mind, beating in my chest. The sound of children's laughter made me want to open my eyes for the first time. "Foxy, can you say hi?" Was that me? "This is Pirate Cove, where you will be staying." Pirate Cove. My home.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,945 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Are You My Forever After? by Dana-Eliza reviews
In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,384 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Honest Trailers: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride by 94hearts reviews
Prepare... for the sequel to Disney's most critically acclaimed film, that won two Academy Awards, and won the hearts of millions. That went straight to VHS.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by fluffersmuttersandwich reviews
"Suigetsu Hozuki? What crime did he commit?" "Being an annoying, stupid, smelly, lecherous, lazy cretin who got in the way of me and Sasuke." Karin struggles with her conflicting feelings for Sasuke and Suigetsu as she makes a new life for herself in Konoha. SuiKa. Multi-Chapter. Rated M for language, mature themes, and lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Running To You by Lady.Zayriah reviews
Zelda is the daughter of a royal family who still believes in arranged marriages. What the family does not know is how abusive this husband-to-be really is. Zelda runs away only to run into Link, and quickly falls in love. Will she find her happiness?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,003 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Shadows by MattWilson83 reviews
Some time after the end of the war, a new battle has caused the loss of a hero. As the loss is dealt with shadows of the past and present arise in the aftermath of tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Tattoos by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan get married.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
And say 'MT' by N Harmonic
Summary: Your daily dose of laughter from the lovable Hidan and the almighty Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Hidan's LullabyTake 2 by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: There were many things Hidan loved about Kakuzu; his stitches, his eyes, his hair, and or course, his heart. Or should he say hearts?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Hidan's LullabyTake 1 by N Harmonic
Summary: There was many things Hidan loved about Kakuzu; his stitches, his eyes, his hair, and of course, his heart. Or should he say, hearts?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Akatsuki Kittens by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The title says it all! The Akatsuki turn into Kittens! What will happen when they mysteriously wake up in a different world? And they are in the hands of a 16 year old girl? Whoa! You gotta read to find out! WARNING! This is a CRACK fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,249 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Akatsuki
Fortitude by Ingie reviews
Nearly fifteen years after Ocarina of Time, Link and Zelda struggle to preserve political peace after their controversial marriage. But when disaster strikes, Zelda finds herself facing far more than political turmoil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 287,702 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Where's the Rest of the Body? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Sometimes, Taka had nights that weren't as peaceful as the rest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Karin, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H., Juugo - Complete
Fallout: Adaptions by Nan00k reviews
#8 "Today, Danny and Wildrider decide to take a nice drive through town. Today, Plumas, California may not survive." AU 2007, Falloutverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Jazz
Waiting by Tsarina Torment reviews
He always thought that Karin was someone to be protected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Need by NocturneBlack reviews
"Mai," he had breathed against the skin of her stomach, a sigh that passed over his lips with sadness. Zuko/Mai, Mai-centric. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Drunk by aosame reviews
Karin and Suigetsu are drunk and Sasuke gets pissed of by the fact Suigetsu is making fun of his brother. He leaves the two alone, but everyone knows it isn't alright to leave THEM alone in the same room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Sasuke U., Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Poor Vivian by Finvarra Faerie reviews
Vivian has had enough of her sister's absurd accusations against her and has come to a decision, a decision to run away from home and never return. Hopefully and fortunately, she will be much happier without her sister's horridness.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Vivian, Beldam, Marilyn - Complete
Doormat by P0LAROID reviews
This takes place 3 years after the 4th Great Shinobi war. Team Taka disbanded, but they still hang out with each other in Konoha. Suigetsu witnessed Karin confessing to Sasuke, and how he had left her to stand in the cold. Suigetsu worries and decides, after meeting his best friend Juugo, that he would go to her house. Things turn out a little bit different than he thought. (SuiKa)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sasuke U., Juugo, Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Hold My Heart by StormyNight108 reviews
Partners in the Sigmud Corporation, Neil and Eva had been friends since early childhood. Neil was never confident in expressing his feelings for Eva, but once his long-kept secret takes him down, he's in critical condition and getting worse. Even though rules are against it, Eva and her new partner travel into Neil's memories to give him his last wish. [ABANDONED]
To the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Eva R., Neil W.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dawn of Illness by Tsarina Torment reviews
What happened after Itachi and Kisame confronted Naruto for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Crimson Loftwing by saphira and shruikan reviews
A series of fluffy oneshots centered around Link and his Loftwing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,277 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Link, Crimson Loftwing/Link's Loftwing, Zelda, Zelda's Loftwing
Shadow Stars of the Dark by Sofi94 reviews
Doopliss just got kicked out of the Creepy Steeple after pulling a prank on one of the Boos living there. But he didn't plan on getting pulled into a plot that involved two people being possessed by the Shadow Stars. But he doesn't know who they are! Reboot of my old, horrible fanfic.
Crossover - Mario & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - MissingNo., Doopliss
Paper Mario: The Legend of the Thousand Year Door by PaperMario1018 reviews
This is a novelization of the game the way it was meant to be told. I have poured out my heart and soul into writing this, to make this story a truly moving tale of adventure, tragedy, and love. Please enjoy the novelization of the game that I love dearly
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Mario, Goombella
Bittersweet by Cool Bubblegum reviews
Sometimes, the best moments in life are bittersweet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Organic Lives of GLaDOS and Wheatley by HuggbeesLady reviews
GLaDOS, bored without human test subjects, capture Wheatley to punish him for the events of Portal 2, but soon, something goes horribly wrong
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,488 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Troublesome Woman by NushiKasai reviews
Temari is troublesome at the best of times...but for the doctor treating her, it really isn't very safe. That's where Shikamaru comes in. "Does she need to be held down, doctor?" ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Meeting with an old friend Gaara love story by EmoSadHeartXOXO reviews
What happens when Gaara finally makes a friend in the sand village and that friend is forced to move with her family. Will he ever see her again? Will he remember her? Will he kill her with no regret?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013
That one Night by AnimeNeily reviews
That one night, was the 1000th day after they met. That one night, was the night of her confession. That one night, he learned about another new feeling of his. That one night, was the best of their life. GaaMatsu One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Bestia Parvulus by Andrea Foxx reviews
All beasts are in a way, like us. But we are the tamers of horses, makers of swords, speakers of tongues, and thinkers of wide thoughts. There are many men one could call beastly, and I suspect there are some beasts that would make fine men. GxZ platonic
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf
These Things I'll Never Say by LittleMeghan16 reviews
Gill and Angela are great friends, but eventually they begin to like each other in a crush way. However, they're both so nervous and confused about it that they're having a hard time telling the others about their feeling. What's going to happen?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Angela/Akari, Gill - Complete
90 Days by Rift-Raft reviews
90 days. 2,160 hours. 129,600 minutes. Alone.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
Tickle by Daisainan Neko reviews
ShikaTema. Shikamaru just wants to sleep, but Temari won't let him. Drabble, fluff! Please review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
His Song by b90219 reviews
Just a Zuko and Mai short story about their children... Warning: feels.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Trust by Chloe Kompton reviews
GLaDOS did much more to Chell than just try to kill her. Drabbley oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Reincarnation by GeishaGirl93 reviews
"In a different life, in a different time and place, you would be my husband."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Complex Love by MysteryGirl47 reviews
Suigetsu's getting tired of Karin always saying Sasuke's name so he tries to shut her up... with a kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
High by macaronisofa reviews
"Kakuzu," Hidan whispered in Kakuzu's ear, blowing lightly, "I'm ready for a high." Kaku-Hida, Warning: YAOI Rated M for YAOI and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Shadows in the Wind by annoyingsister reviews
"You seem to be in a good mood." Shikamaru told his wife. Temari had waited two weeks for Shikamaru to come home from his mission, but the last week had been really killing her. "Shikamaru...I have something to tell you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
footsteps by Ivory Muse reviews
This baby is the most terrifying responsibility he's ever been given. - Zuko, Mai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
What Happened to Sector Z? by penspot reviews
There are a lot of questions around the DCFDTL...but the biggest is what happened those years ago when Father delightfulized them? Follow Ashley, David, Bruce, Lenny, and Ogie on the adventure that will lead them to their delightfulization. Origin story
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - DCFDTL, Monty U. - Complete
Twilight Sunrise by Tairi Soraryu reviews
Sequel to Forgotten Memories. Link is ready to start his life with Ilia, but a disturbance in the desert calls the Hero of Hyrule back into the saddle before his wedding. Gerudo desert, thieves, and a crying child in the Mirror Chamber. Ch. 5 up 3/3/13.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Link, Ilia
Child of War by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was just an orphaned teen, an abandoned child of war. Nothing new to rogue soldier, Kakuzu. So why does he feel the need to keep him at his side? AU KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,663 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Certain Socializations by macaronisofa reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unfortunate by Quistis Trepe1 reviews
A school camping trip goes horribly wrong when the Creeper makes an appearance.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/19/2005
Ascension by Damien reviews
Forces few can fathom are gathering and there is no telling on which side Link and associates will end up. Who is good and who is evil?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,207 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Link
Reunion at the End of the Worlds by Dark Marx Soul reviews
After the events of Super Paper Mario, Lord Blumiere and Lady Timpani are finally reunited in an unknown world. Where they are, why they're there, and what happened to everyone else isn't important right now. What is important is that they finally have each other after so long. Written on special request on December 16th, 2012.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
All Computers Have a Recycle Bin by Rock Raider Fan 001 reviews
Set from minutes to months from the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS discovers that personalities from the differant cores she had attached had rubbed off onto her somehow. And Chell makes a tough decision!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
The Roadtrip by HockeyChick17 reviews
After an awesome Halloween sleepover, the girls are heading on a crazy journey that will strengthen their friendship, and have them fighting things they only thought were in scary stories. Not really just 2 crazy girls visiting our loved horror killers
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010
Lost Voices by padawanjinx reviews
COMPLETE! Prime's voice asked again, so softly, it barely carried in the short distance between them. "Could you give the order, Prowl? Could you sentence Bumblebee to termination?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
GaaMatsu Christmas by lelliott09 reviews
I suck at coming up with creative titles, so I've just called it what it is. Read and comment if you like! No flaming, ok? Everyone has a right to their preferences about couples.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Cenobite Warrior: Holiday Specials by Rurrlock-God of Power reviews
As if normal days of the week aren't crazy enough with Buster and co. battling the forces of evil. As mischief and mayhem strikes on famous holidays, the group must stop these villains... of course in true holiday spirit. AU from Cenobite Warrior.
Crossover - X-overs & Hellraiser - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Pinhead, Kirsty] OC
Jumbles of Words by Topaz18 reviews
A hundred theme challenge filled with shizophrenic stalkers, bumbling apologies, homicidal A.I.s, and more. Each chapter a different adventure that all leads up to a big 100.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012
Finally by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,278 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Fanaticism by Dagiis reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu both have something they worship more than anything, be it in a religious way or not. [KakuHida]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Matryoshka by KasaneMikufan865 reviews
When Michaela ends her seventh grade year, she gets some friends over the summer. In her head. This is a rewrite. Rated T for possible swearing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - GLaDOS
Will You Marry Me? by ThellrinOfAsgard reviews
Kabuto was called into Orochimaru's throne room one day and... well, things happen. Later, Orochimaru asks Kabuto if he hates him. Kabuto doesn't know what to do or feel. Yaoi. BoyxBoy. You were warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
In the End by HOAnubisTS reviews
"Because really... all I've ever wanted to do was love you. And for you to love me back." A two-shot Neva story with two endings.
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Eva R., Neil W.
Even Better by GabbyIsSparkly reviews
Neil is going to take his relationship with Eva to the next level- Or, at least, he'll try. The title is pretty self-explanatory if you read it all the way to the end. :3 My last OneShot probably before my Zelda Multi-Chapter! :D Enjoy, and leave a review, pretty please! :D I'll give you cake! -Gabby P.S. The cake is a lie. Don't believe past me.
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Neil W., Eva R. - Complete
Taming the Tiger by Morna reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,241 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Remember by AnimationGirl reviews
"They once made a rabbit out of stars. Now she was making them out of paper." A one-shot about River's attempts to revive Johnny's memory.
To the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - River W., Johnny W. - Complete
On The Bridge by GabbyIsSparkly reviews
Neil thinks *GASP!* about when, in John's memories, he tried to take Eva's hand. *** This is my first To The Moon story, and the first on this account. I rated it T for language. Yes, there are swears. About two, to be exact. Enjoy, and leave a review please! : -Gabby
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Neil W., Eva R. - Complete
To The Moon Addiction by The Two Teddy Bear Doctors reviews
This is a story about Neil s addiction, don t read if you don t know about it! T for minor language!
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Eva R., Neil W. - Complete
Healing a wounded heart by lelliott09 reviews
I suck at summaries, and I don't want to spoil the surprise. So read, and comment if you like it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Fallout: Apocalypse by Nan00k reviews
Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,255 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jazz, The Fallen - Complete
Kakuzu Punishes Hidan by InSaNiTyBrO reviews
Hidan is a brat we all know that so his partner Kakuzu makes it his duty to put him in his place ::WARNING:: extream disipline and Kakuzu's name is Kakazu in the first Chapter don't ask why
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun by that one little guy reviews
Mario goes on vacation in a far off country, where an evil villain's attack causes the world to be literally split in half. Now, it's up to our hero and his new partners to restore balance and save the worlds of Day, Night, and everything in between.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,471 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mario, OC - Complete
The Prince by Negaduck reviews
Only Scooter can save the Muppet Theater from imminent demolition.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Scooter - Complete
Israphel by AliceofGaming reviews
Sequel to Begginings. Based on the Yogscast Shadow of Israphel series. Rated T just in case.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
The revenge by chellyvs.chellDOS reviews
Chell has a Daughter, Cara. But things aren't well. Wheatley is back,and is somehow human. He was sent by GLaDOS, to kidnap her, for his revenge, and for her tests... GLaDOS is also human to!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Last Of the Pirates by pringle's fiction reviews
A girl from the 21st century is the last Threepwood she is on a quest to be a pirate and to find the legendary secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012
Of Sleep and Strength by Born Into Flame reviews
Zuko worries that he Fire Nation will think that he's weak. Mai explains a few things to him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
KND's Minor Couples Collection by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Complete. So, as I was looking around, I didn't see a lot of fanfics about couples I liked, so I decided to write up one-shots and put them in this collection. This collection focuses on minor KND couples. No Sector V couples or their characters linked to other couples.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Child's Play by NaomiTheGLaD reviews
GLaDOS has managed to scrape together some new test subjects as humanity begins its comeback. Wheatley is brought back from space to watch them. Although, it seems GLaDOS would rather test him. Eventual WheatDOS. Androids. Rated T for language.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Saving Him by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Megatron suddenly disappears with only a security video as a trace. Sector 7 have gotten their hands on him again. And he won't be so lucky this time. The Autobots and co have to race against time, to save the Decepticon before it's too late.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - W. Lennox, Megatron
A Big Misunderstanding by Coyla
All of that wasted time of hating each other, they realize that it was just a big misunderstanding...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Beaker's Gift by Luigi's lover reviews
When yet another experiment occurs at Muppet Labs - both Bunsen and Beaker are left to recover, as the experiment takes effect. Through a tale of science and friendship, Beaker learns that for the next 9 months, he was going to be carrying a gift.
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010
SelfConcious by Seibri-Senju reviews
"Kurenai slowly set down the scissors on her dresser and took a deep breath. She was afraid to look at the mirror."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Matchmakers by saphira and shruikan reviews
Ospren, the owner of Ebirda the attention-seeking Loftwing, is having a little trouble getting through to her to get her to do some Knight work. But he can't think about that now. He's got citizens to help out, and as a Knight, how can he refuse? Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Peatrice, Cawlin - Complete
World So Cold by AgentOfRedAndBlue reviews
He was slowly losing it. He had sunk so low, he would never be the man he once was. All he wanted was a happily ever after. Is it too late to try? One-shot fic with some angst. Caution **SPOILERS** for Super Paper Mario.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Undefinable by Faux Promises reviews
Words prompts for Portal 1&2 based closely on canon. All characters included, but GLaDOS and Chell feature most prominently.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
These Tears I Cry by distraught.hallelujah reviews
I... just wanted to tell you something. Okay, a lot of somethings - bear with me, please. I wish you were here in person so that I didn't have to talk to a slab of rock, but I guess if you were here, I wouldn't be telling you all this...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
My Memories Of You by WinnieTheFatPooh reviews
Kakuzu never thought the day would come. The day he himself realized how he felt, and how he had thought time would stop so he could tell Hidan how he felt. The day he realized how wrong he was... HidaKaku. Rated T for language because Hidan is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Zelda Mini Madness! by Quintaso reviews
It's not drop dead comedy, but hopefully it'll make you chuckle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 53,414 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Rude Awakening by Korekara reviews
When Chell stops to rest only to find herself lost in a nightmare, GLaDOS discovers a little more than she really wanted to know about her supposedly heartless test subject. Twoshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
The Muppet Show: On Ice by Swimming Poole
When business begins to slow down for the Muppet Theater,Kermit and the gang decide to liven things up by taking the mayhem onto the rinks. This is a work in progress,chapter 2 coming soon. Enjoy chapter 1 in the meantime.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009
Sleep by Scyrie reviews
Albedo is sleeping- and he sleep talks, too! a long time ago we had a story where Albedo forced Jr. to live at Song of Nephilim with him- questions answered
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Albedo, Jr./Rubedo - Complete
Orochimaru's Experiment by RabbidPoniesRUS reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto are doing something again out of sheer boredom. Read to find out what!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
A Fine Start by Twi-Smile reviews
A hug is a fine start for any new relationship. Shikamaru and Temari are no exception. ShikaTema fluff, served extra fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Loftwings and Riders: A Basic Guide by Shadsie reviews
Alternately: Loftwings for Dummies: A Guide for the Rest of Us. A speculative textbook-style basic guide to the history, riding and care of Skyloft's favorite featured bond-creatures. Learn how to care for your bird for a happy lifelong partnership.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loftwing(s) - Complete
Foolish Thoughts by SaintPellegrino reviews
There is no possible way that I love him. Or that I even could love him. Or that I could allow myself to. Not every Princess has a knight-in-shining armor to save her and her Kingdom from falling apart. Post TP, Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Jeepers Creepers' 3: Arrival of the Winchesters by Brickc16 reviews
I am aware that this is a very short story, but it's good, i assure you. Dean and Sam arrive in Poho County, Florida, thinking they were hunting a dragon, how wrong they are.
Crossover - Jeepers Creepers & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
SadoMasichism by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a fight...but what if it became something more? Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's Mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Flowers for Fi by Shadsie reviews
Scrapper will always be there for Fi - through the ages and through the Timelines.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2012 - LD-301S Scrapper, Fi - Complete
Reconstructing Love by How-I-Became-The-Sea reviews
"For a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap." Little does GLaDOS know this isn't the only compliment she'll be giving Wheatley. GLaDley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Pulse by Xenakisfox101112 reviews
If robots could blush... Wheatley would be brighter than the sun. Mildly-sadistic-robo-android-WheatDOS-macking. Pretty glorious. R&R!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Accidentally in love by Clawslash reviews
One-shot. Karin realized she likes Suigetsu.. she was sure he didn't like her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Going by Figurly reviews
Eventually, GLaDOS has to die
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
How To Train Your Dog by saphira and shruikan reviews
A retelling of How To Train Your Dragon with dog species replacing the dragon species. A young Viking teenager befriends a dog in secret against his village's wishes.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
Science and Birds by Korekara reviews
Did you know that the near-destruction of Aperture Science and the potato-fying of GLaDOS could have been prevented if not for one little bird? Fluffy oneshot on how on earth Wheatley came back from the dead.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Swollen Soul by Syrasha reviews
Red. Beneath her hands there was no color but red, and with her first disoriented thought Peatrice believed it to be blood. It proved instead to be the feathers of a Loftwing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Link, Peatrice - Complete
Flame and Fortitude by Queenie Z reviews
No matter what Ghirahim or his minions threw at him, the boy in green simply kept on fighting. Now, at the Fire Sanctuary, the demon lord is determined to figure out what it is that lights the flame of courage in Link's heart. Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Tea and Chess With Izzy by AliceofGaming reviews
A short little oneshot I wrote up on a whim about Fumblemore having tea and playing chess with Israphel.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Reflection by cleo01 reviews
Just as Chell is about to defeat Wheatley, she realises she's forgotten someone important. With two minutes of her life left, Chell begins to reflect on just how she lost a certain supercomputer from the end of her portal gun. Rated T to be safe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Always There by harusunenthusiasticdancing reviews
"Having been spooked by another nightmare, I make my way to my best friend's house." Skyward Sword LxZ ONESHOT Possible SPOILERS! 2nd Chapter is a remake of the original!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Subtle Art of Wooing Sabrina by The Scarlet Sky reviews
In which Mark and Sabrina are responsible accountants, Vaughn wallows in unrequited love, and someone sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. Oneshot, IoH. Mark x Sabrina, parody. Secret Santa gift for Emo Cowboy!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mark, Sabrina - Complete
Morning Glory by NinjaSheik reviews
With vengeance on her mind, Anko struggles in a search to hunt down the man who ruined her life, Orochimaru. A new feeling starts to bloom within her as she is now thrust in a dangerous tempest of the darkest desire and passions of the heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,072 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Orochimaru, Anko M.] - Complete
Gift of Me by saphira and shruikan reviews
"Gift of the Night Fury" from the point of view of Toothless. Fluffy oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
The Skyward Sword by SGarrison reviews
Hyrule is in a state of turmoil. A powerful demon is attempting to resurrect an ancient power, and the once prosperous place is now falling to dark forces. One unlikely boy from the sky is this places' last hope.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Link, Zelda
The Twelve Days of Aperture Christmas by Korekara reviews
Thoroughly confused at the concept of Christmas and why Chell has brought it up, GLaDOS concocts a little carol to understand why Christmas brings humans so much joy. But as usual, GLaDOS's perception of Christmas is a little skewed. Song fic/crack fic.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Over My Dead Body by VT Arkens reviews
Cave Johnson is dead, and Caroline knows exactly what that means for her. She fights to keep herself alive, but the scientists are intent on fulfilling their boss's last wishes, whether she likes it or not. ONE-SHOT
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Caroline - Complete
Power Mad by saphira and shruikan reviews
The worst thing about a partnership is the pain you feel when you're betrayed. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Broken by Crystal RoseWing reviews
Just when Father thinks his life can't get any worse it does; when he finds out he has an biological child that he's now stuck with! But the bigger question is how is SectorV going to handle either having a new friend or enemy? Bad summary, story better..
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL - Complete
Turning Human by Anneliza reviews
Wheatley accidentally turned himself into a human. Not only that but GLaDOS too. Now he has to prove to her that being a human is more interesting than being a machine.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Black Box by Korekara reviews
"I was able -well, forced really- to relive you killing me. Again. And again. Forever."
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Analysis of Wheatley by numbuh0051 reviews
A psychological examination of Wheatley and his transformation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
You Know What to Do by shopgirl152 reviews
When Floyd finds a set of drumsticks in his dressing room, he gives them to Animal, stating that the drummer will know what to do. But before that happens, Animal will have to wrestle between keeping control and beating drums. one-shot. The Muppets Movie.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Animal - Complete
Apollo 18: The Nixon Files by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cave Johnson
Oathkeeper by MechaUltimaZero reviews
After defeating Ganondorf, Zelda offers to send Link back seven years, but instead, the Hero of Time refuses, citing that he must remain in the future to keep a number of promises made across Hyrule. Including his oath to wed Ruto of the Zora. AU OoT/MM
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Link, Ruto
A Present for Chell by Liber-T.E.A reviews
Sequel to "A Gift for GLaDOS". GLaDOS decides to one-up Chell on her birthday. Yuri.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
A Gift for GLaDOS by Liber-T.E.A reviews
Upon learning of GLaDOS's birthday, Chell decides to do something for her lover. Yuri.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Schematics by ICRepresentative reviews
They designed the machine to look like Science incarnate. A short fic on the GLaDOS machine, and the woman who would be contained within. Slight Cavoline, but more tragedy than anything else.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Caroline - Complete
Loathing You by Chloe Kompton reviews
GLaDOS is forced to bring Wheatley back to Earth. It takes him less than a day to completely destroy her life...again. But now that he's trapped her in Caroline's deteriorating body, he might be the only one who can save her. Building up to WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Mighty Morphin' Muppet Rangers by Michelle the Editor reviews
When the Muppets' world is attacked by a new evil overlord, Doctor Bunsen Honeydew selects-you know what? I can't tell you more of what to expect than the title already does. Extreme silliness ahead. Oneshot.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kermit - Complete
A Future for Hyrule by Luvisia reviews
Oneshot. What if Ganondorf had his wish granted? Can two children accept defeat? Hints of GanZel and Zelink. Set during the end of Wind Waker.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda, Link - Complete
A Simple Gift by Vitalani reviews
*SPOILER ALERT* Set after Portal 2. GLaDOS brought Wheatley back for the sake of a lack of non-brain-damaged test subjects, but finds it's not as satisfying anymore. A simple gift reminds her that even a machine has a soul. T for language. Fluff.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Guess Who's Talking by Chloe Kompton reviews
Just a drabble I made for my friend's birthday. :D
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
We Have a Technical by SubwayWolf reviews
Wheatley's partially-vitriolic, semi-romantic experience with GLaDOS during their short time alone together in her lair.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Reason by oracion666 reviews
Minecraftia, a glorious kingdom created by Notch, with it's many sprawling cities and landscapes. How much does Claire have to sacrifice to find out why she was really brought here? Rated T for language, and a little bit of inspiration from the yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011
Cenobite Warrior by Rurrlock-God of Power reviews
Imagine a world dominated by Slasher Villains. And one boy may just have discovered the power to fight back thanks to a strange puzzle box. Largest horror cross-over ever, how many villains can you spot and identify? Dedicated to my friend Laura.
Crossover - X-overs & Hellraiser - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,415 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Pinhead, Kirsty] OC - Complete
Trouble Strikes Back by Trueventer reviews
Maleficent is forming another evil plan. Can the Kingdom Keepers stop her before it's too late or will she finally get what she wants?
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Maleficent, Finn W.
Troublesome Changes by Sandyx5 reviews
An unexpected happening and an unexpected confession. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fallout by Nan00k reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Minecraft: Commence in Zero by Lavender Moonlight in the Snow reviews
When I have to stay with my father for the summer, my stepbrother introduces me to a game called Minecraft. He invites me to play on his server, and there I learn about the Project: Operation Commence in Zero.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Beginnings by AliceofGaming reviews
Based on the Yogscast: Shadow of Israphel story. The beginnings of Israphel and the attack on Minecraftia.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Shadow of Israphel by Ace Edmonds reviews
Following our heroes, Lewis and Simon, on their adventures seeking the secret behind their mysterious shadow: Israphael. Each chapter lines up with a Part, with video timing annotations provided.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011
Bumblebee by SteelBlastBee reviews
Trapped in an Alternate dimension & hardened by his loss, Bumblebee struggles to cope with the pain in his spark as he journeys across this barren landscape, cold & alone. Well not completely alone, he's still got Wheelie and Brains by his side.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bumblebee
No Rhyme, No Reason by optimus prime 007 reviews
G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Legend of Zelda: Songfics by TennisWriter456 reviews
A group of of song-fics all about Link, Zelda, Midna, and Ilia and their stories. All one-shots about love, friendship, hurt, comfort, tragedy, and horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Zelda, Link, Midna, Ilia
A Break from Space by Silver33650 reviews
Just for fun. Bored, GLaDOS decides to fetch Wheatley from space for a quick, meaningless test. No, seriously. It's fun to be needlessly cruel.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Saving Wheatley by VampiraFangstein reviews
After Chell was let out of Aperture, she runs into Curiosity. She's taken to a house where she see's the others in an unfamiliar way. She cuts them a deal, and they all go on an adventure back to the Enrichment Center to save Wheatley, Space, and Rick.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Mechanical Miracle by angelswings217 reviews
Ten years after TF3, Autobots and humans live together peacefully. Ian is the son of a diplomat and grew up around Autobots. When he tries to cure a girl's fear of Autobots, he gets himself into more than he could have ever imagined. May be T later on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Bot Sitting by MissTeaCosy reviews
Small One-Shot about Sam, Mikeala and Bumblebee having to watch Skids and Mudflap for the day. Will they regret agreeing to this? Read and find out.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
Short, Sad Life by Emily-Of-Midgard reviews
"Do you need me to spell it out for you? It's been a long time. Even you, a moron, should have been able to figure that out." Light hint of Chell/Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
You're Pathetic by SaskiaSama reviews
Even though he used to hate Karin, she was still a comrade, still a human being. And now… his feelings were more complicated. Now there was more at stake. He couldn't stand by and watch this anymore. Not this time. Fluffy one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Honesty and Deceit by Compgirl21 reviews
Vaughn and Chelsea have worked hard to secure a bright future. But it can't last. Problems darker than ever before threaten to tear apart everything they know. Especially that blonde woman who seems to be stalking them and crafting sinister intentions.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,560 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
One Thought by Yangu Fuyu reviews
Spoilers for Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. What was going through Bumblebee's head when he was about to be executed? Here's my opinion. Focuses on Sam and Bumblebee, not slash, might be a little OOC, first story for TF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Portal 3 Return To Aperture by FeeptheNinja reviews
The child of the last living test subject goes back to Aperture for one sole reason- to see the greatest AI ever built.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
It Was All Catty's Fault by Cookie46 reviews
A genie. Three wishes. Three girls. Sam. Bumblebee. Bumblebee's future wife. ONE-SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
My Little Secret by Butterfly Ninja 14 reviews
Gaara has a little secret! How will Temari and Kankuro react when they find out? My first fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
PotatOS Lament by Wedjat reviews
There are some things that words can't express.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
Extreme Fluff Stories by OptiCharge reviews
A collection of short stories containing moderate to extreme fluff. Mostly Bumblebee/OC & Optimus/OC. One funny story with Skids, Mudflap and OC. Enjoy! :D
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Zelda: Winds of a New Darkness by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Sequel to Winds of a New Beginning: Summary can be read at top of first chapter, or watched in the intro movie, the link to which can be found at the top of my profile. Sucky summary, I know, but unlike the real summary this fits in this box.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,513 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008
Once Upon a Time by arbutus blooms reviews
On top of the Ocean Temple, Link and Zelda see what appears to be an endless ocean. Slight spoilers for Spirit Tracks and Wind Waker. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Cara Mia by Chloe Kompton reviews
Chell wants to learn "Cara Mia" for a very specific reason. Oneshot full of fluff.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Perfect Circle by Faux Promises reviews
Chell arrives at Aperture with a special someone and a request. One-shot, fluff ahoy.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Star, Moon, and Sun by ryttu3k reviews
Together, the stars, the sun, and the moon chase the clouds away. Skyward Sword spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sheik, Zelda - Complete
Test Of Humanity 2 by BaronOBeefDip reviews
A sequel to Test Of Humanity. Wheatley is adjusting pretty well to a human life and is now living with Chell and her roomates. But, a new foe may tear them apart and cause him to choose between his friends and the "family" he didn't know he had.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011
Wheatley's Song by Chloe Kompton reviews
Wheatley writes a song. Chell and GLaDOS are not impressed. Drabbley oneshot!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Still In Space by Fanficaddict12 reviews
You know, the two of them could've escaped together. Started a new life on the outside. Just the two of them against the world. Partners in crime. Oh, what he wouldn't give for that. What he wouldn't give… "SPAAAAACE!" "SHUT UP!" Post Portal 2. SPOILERS
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
His Way by CrystalLotus98 reviews
"Am I being too vague?" Wheatley snarled, "I despise you; I loathe you! You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jump-suited MONSTER of a woman! ou and your potato friend; this place would have been a TRIUMPH if it wasn't for you!"
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Troublesome Trap by SilverPyramidHead199 reviews
Shikamaru is trapped...And Temari gets trapped too. What happens when feelings arise? Cute one-shot, I tried to make them in character. Flames welcome, please review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Just a Fluke by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup discovers that something's gone horribly wrong with Toothless. But by that time, it's already too late. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Betrayal by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
'Chell banged her fists against the glass of the elevator to no avail and held back her tears as the lift touched the earth again. She was SO close…' - A exploration of the betrayal scene in Portal 2 *Spoilers*
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Claws, no soft fingertips by NeverMineToHold reviews
Being left for death on a battlefield, a fool still hopes. But the Autobots are getting closer. That sound – is that the transformation of a friend or foe? A claw grips his wing. Slight AU at the end of RotF; romance, H/C, POV: Starscream
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - [Starscream, Megatron] - Complete
Harmonie by Faux Promises reviews
My dear, beautiful child...farewell. The formerly wicked AI bids Chell goodbye. One-shot based on the connection between Chell, GLaDOS, and Caroline.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Redacted by Faux Promises reviews
Free at last, Chell can't help but think back on her terrifying adventure and the insane computer she had somehow managed to tame. Chell and GLaDOS centric.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Ghosts by Faux Promises reviews
Returned to power once again, Aperture's rightful ruler reflects on her experiences. GLaDOS-centric ficlet.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Masks by Negaduck reviews
Everyone has their secrets. What happens when those secrets become too heavy a burden?
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Pride by ReiraKurenai reviews
Madara wasn't a fool. He had reasons behind every move he made. He thought things through – he never acted on impulse. Impulse got you nowhere. So when he decided to marry on impulse, Izuna thought the world was ending.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
One in a Million by Barrel Tick reviews
A colt whos life is laid out to be full of death and terror and a stallion burdened with the responsibility of saving the lives of his doomed herd must stand strong through times of trial...will they make it? Read and review!
Spirit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
The End of a Dream by gingeringfigs reviews
Naruto had an imaginary friend, a man who was like the sun. That's how it all began. And this is how it ends. ("prometheus" is a side-story to this one!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Tale of the Cursed Soldier by ElectraGoob reviews
Zelink-ish one shot WARNING! this is NOT a happy story! fan-remake of the awful poem, "Rhyme of the Ancient Merriner"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The new life of Maleficent by Janelle-Lynn reviews
What really happened when Maleficent got killed. Did she really get killed or did she escape?
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Maleficent - Complete
Gender Bender by optimus prime 007 reviews
A freak accident causes the consciousnesses of Optimus Prime and Elita One to switch bodies. Basically, Optimus gets stuck in Elita's femme body and Elita gets stuck in her mech's body. Let the mayhem begin! Be warned this is a totally cracked fic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Song of the Seagulls by Kasan Soulblade reviews
It all started when a bird swept from the skies, one boy went on a journey to save his sister and save the world, but months passed before thier reunion came to be. What happened during that time? This is Aryll's story of Forsaken Fortress.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Ganondorf, Aryll
I Hate This Story by Smash-the-Elder reviews
This story is discontinued! Do not read! Well, yes, I know that if I didn't want it to be read I could just delete it. Shut up! Don't question me! Anyway, it's a bad story, so there! It's your fault if you go blind from the sheer badness of this story!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Link, Malon - Complete
Wisdom & Power by forestofmyown reviews
Ganondorf watches her in her pink prison as they wait for Link, and how she, for all her Wisdom, missed what was in his heart. GanondorfXZelda, slight ZeldaXLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Spellbound by Writerswand reviews
Hyrule Castle is under seize, the king is assassinated. Zelda is alone with the desert king: Ganondorf. She plans on before killing him with the knife that killed her father...but everything doesn't work out right... Zelgan Midna/Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Care by Rylitah reviews
When a stray kitten finds its way into castle Brennenburg, Alexander is more than unamused as Daniel attempts to save it. De-anon from kink meme.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Something Lost, Regained by nadagio reviews
OoT AU. One-shot. Zel/Gan. Having made a foolish mistake, Zelda tries to improve Hyrule's fate... by offering her wisdom to the Dark King.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Blumiere and Timpani by Sandrock91 reviews
The account of Blumiere and Timpani before the events of Super Paper Mario. Dive into Blumiere's thoughts as he struggles between his uncontrollable feelings for Timpani and his desire to please his father.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
Why Didn't You? by 2manyfandoms reviews
"This was more like him, and suddenly she saw as an idea came to him. His eyes lit up and he seemed to almost smile for a second...Her Hiccup was back" Astrid's POV of when Stoick is heading out with Toothless towards the Dragon's nest. One-shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Nagging by KuyaNR reviews
When Tenten and Ino find Shikamaru doing something, they decide to see what he's up to... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What Life Brings now under revision by TheBarrelRacer reviews
Winnie is 17, and she is starting to feel all the pressures that becoming and adult brings. Her life as she knows is it going to be in for some BIG changes! UNDER REVISION! New and changed chapters will be posted soon!
Winnie the Horse Gentler - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010
When Time Splits by Trixie Falsae reviews
Based on the split time line theory. Explains what happens to Nabooru and the Gerudo when Link travels back in time after OoT that sets the back story of Twilight Princess into motion. An alternate ending for Memoirs of a Gerudo but works as a one-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
Wait by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
After they had made sure that Hiccup wasn't going to die from shock or from bloodloss, Toothless never willingly left Hiccup's side.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Love Can Kill by KirbyLinkZelda reviews
Link has to find out why Ilia has been acting so strangely. Could it be her drinking issue or is it something else...? Violence, minor cursing, and how would I put this? minor alcohol...? Link&Ilia
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ilia, Link - Complete
Different by semifully reviews
"I don't hate you," Link softly said. "Your actions may be wrong, but you yourself should be spared. That is my hope for you." - ganon/link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Tolls of the Cursed Bell by S. A. Morley reviews
Years of isolation in the vacant Creepy Steeple is maddening. Boredom soon took him, then loneliness, and finally insanity. Not even the Boos could keep his interest. The tricky duplighost, Doopliss, had other plans - bizarre plans that would scare off even the bravest of foes. A look into Doopliss's story throughout Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Doopliss, Mario
Evil Women by Writerswand reviews
When Link comes to save Zelda he finds her not there and finds a weeping Ganondorf who had set the princess free. Read to find out Ganon's utterly pitiful -True- sob story. LinkXOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
ROB's Secret Santa by DianaGohan reviews
The "sequal" story to the award winning Christmas tale from last year "Ganondorf's Secret Santa". This time Peach tries to find a great gift for R.O.B, but the gift may of found her. Problem is, it may also wind up dooming the rest of the smashers...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Peach, R.O.B.
Aryll's Epic by Jayadragon reviews
Aryll will be joining some odd companions, saving many nations from disaster and bringing Balance to the world. Aryll is trying to lead a revolt on the slave ship and her new friend Zarek is their to help. Will they earn their freedom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Aryll
Peppermint Winter by twitchdoll reviews
Molly's feeling down in the dumps since she doesn't have anyone to spend the holidays with...well excluding Finn. But soon she finds out what the holidays really mean starting with a knock at the door... Christmas special one-shot! :D Happy Holidays!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Molly/Hikari, Kasey/Yuuki - Complete
Hidden Feelings by Fuko Ibuki reviews
A short GaaMatsu fic from Matsuri's POV. Feel free to read and review! I love this fic to death, I think it's so sweet! Anyway, enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
A Somewhat Clinical Christmas by Neflanthir reviews
Short one-shot gift fic for Shaami. Very pre-game, mild shounen-ai. Random analytical kind-of-fluff, if Wilhelm is capable of fluff. Just the two spending Christmas time together. Hope you enjoy Shaami, and anyone else who may read it.
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Wilhelm, chaos/Yeshua - Complete
The Case of the Slender Man by Puddum reviews
Mulder and Scully travel to a ski resort in the Poconos to investigate a mystery that can only get more dangerous as they delve deeper into it. M for adult language. Some subtle M/S.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
The greatest gift of all by 2jp3 reviews
Gaamatsu Its Christmas and Matsuri isnt getting what she wants! All she wants is for Gaara to grant her a Merry Christmas, to show that he cares about her; she'll do what ever it takes to get his attention, even if she has to trick him under the mistletoe
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Slender Man by Phantom Trekkie reviews
A one-shot I wrote involving the mythical creature, Slender Man. May be disturbing to some.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Phantom Hourglass OneShot by Earth Gods Lyric reviews
Link is afraid of something, and Linebeck isn't really the greatest listener out there.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Linebeck, Link - Complete
Written Secrets by iLegitimate reviews
Gill never told Angela how he felt; how will he fare when he finds out Chase proposed to her? A simple songfic.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Angela/Akari, Gill - Complete
LoZ OoT Epic Haiku by MoonscarOfDuskClan reviews
This is a series of haikus that summarizes the events of the game "Ocarina Of Time." I call it "Epic" because of its length, although it is very interesting, and you should read it, because I am partially new to this site, and need criticism. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Rain: My Story Chapter 2 by Barrel Tick reviews
"In the middle of them, a handsome dun mustang stallion thundered on, each stride more and more powerful. His eyes flashed with an intense ferocity. My Little Creek held onto the stallion's neck. I held back a squeal of delight..."
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Vox Preteritus by The Emerald Shapeshifter reviews
Link Yuki was your substandard teen. But all this changes when the legends of old seem to creep up on him, and he's thrust into the ancient world in a last ditch attempt to save his future. Takes place long after Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Link
Slender Man and I, I and Slender Man by Sabaku no Omi reviews
It is there. It watches, like It always watches. So I run. It is always behind me, tho it doesn't run like I do. It is tall, slender, but only I see it. No one but me. He watches no one but me. Like he has always watched me.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Just The Way You Are by Wintery reviews
Celia doesn't think she's beautiful. Jack compliments her everyday about how she looks. When will Celia finally realize how amazing she is? 'Just The Way You Are' by Bruno Mars Song-fic. CeliaXJack Please review! Rated T for language
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Celia, Jack - Complete
Sound the Bugle Now by Native Knight reviews
Everyone knows the story of how Spirit was taken from Rain after plunging down the waterfall. This is just something I scribbled when I was bored. Enjoy!
Spirit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Memories of You by fanficloverme96 reviews
ONE-SHOT:Father's Day arrived and Kyo noticed that Tohru's acting strange.Why?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Katsuya H., Tohru H. - Complete
Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal by Doc Drabble reviews
Mario is down in the dumps until he gets a call from an old friend.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Mario - Complete
Before and After by Compgirl21 reviews
Chelsea is offered a chance to go back in time, and change the way her life turned out, by someone less than trustworthy. Over time, she begins to wonder if creating an alternate universe is truly worth it. ***On hiatus**
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Vaughn, Chelsea
Fighting by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup and Astrid get into a fight. Toothless decides that he needs to intervene.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
According To Plan by NinjaSheik reviews
Anko is trapped like a caged bird after being brought to Orochimaru's lair. Anger, hatred, and bitterness swirled inside her like a tornado, her mind frantically searching for a way out. However, what happens if Anko's emotions turns into something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2010 - [Orochimaru, Anko M.] - Complete
Muppets from Earth by Negaduck reviews
After over thirty years the Muppet theater is reopening! Once again it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights... and for Gonzo and Camilla, that's not the biggest change in their lives.
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Gonzo, Camilla - Complete
Apple Sweet by thehistorygeek reviews
Chelsea left the Sunshine Island after being loved and betrayed. After two years, her past catches up with her... and drags her back. But is everything really as it seems? Rated T just in case. ChelseaXVaughn.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Flower Petals by AvoCola reviews
After her adventure in the Spirit Realm, Chihiro finds herself losing hope. ChihiroXHaku, Fluff.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Smiles by gumi-tan reviews
Vaughn as EVERYBODY knows is the cold anti-social cowboy. But as Chelsea stubbornly keeps on clinging to him, he slowly began to smile. A thing he doesn't usually like to do. Chelsea x Vaughn -One-shot-
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Reawakening by ArchangelCorps reviews
It's been years since the Creeper's last attack, and now it's back. This time, the victims are a young couple and their family, and a cop pulled into it as the husband is the first to go.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010
Sweet Joker by crunchie11 reviews
"Are you implying that-" "They had sex, yes." An innocent Tohru finding comfort for a bad dream turns into something a lot more...stranger than she imagined.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
More Than What I Signed Up For by scribbles of madness reviews
Suigetsu approaches Karin and contemplates on what he wants for their future. SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Time Won't Let Me Go by Au Revoir Paulette reviews
"Come on, the date is getting nearer and we still have nothing set in stone. Where is you ideal place?" the man took her slender manicured hands in his and looked right into her shiny blue eyes. "Your ideal place to say our 'I do's" FOUR SHOT. Complete.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clare E. - Complete
I Need to Know by DiegoRedeemedLover reviews
"Why do my memories start with a storm?" Ellie ponders her feelings about Manny and her past in the sequel. First songfic. Song from the film Barbie: Island Princess. Pairing: Mellie. We really should use that name for them more often...
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Manny, Ellie] - Complete
Firsts by Midnight De Levella reviews
A Bee/Kacey story. A series of firsts in the official relationship of Bee and his love. Used with permission of Optimusprime007. RATING HAS GONE UP AT CHAPER 3! interfacing. - Now complete with Bonus chaps 2 come
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
Did it Hurt? by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
"Kakuzu, how do you know that?" "Know what?" "That there's no such thing as heaven?" Cute/Fluffy. Some ideological spirituality talk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Little Misunderstanding by TotalTownie reviews
"Ah! Kyo-kun!" Shigure's eyes widened. What is Kyo doing in Tohru's room? Poor Shigure. (Kyo/Tohru implied)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Frills and Lace by HeyHeyItsEmily reviews
Kyo decides he should help with the laundry for once. What he finds leaves him totally speechless and blushing like a tomato.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Congratulations by choochooshoe reviews
How does he really feel, behind that kind face?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Ivan - Complete
Slender Men and Silent Screams by May Sparrow reviews
Oneshot Poetry. Slender Man rises again.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Closing the Door by MidiMarch reviews
He raised him, but was Ivan ready to let the only member of his family go?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ivan - Complete
Paper Mario X 2: The Thousand Year Door by Child at Heart Forever reviews
When Peach invites the gang for a vacation in Rogueport, it quickly goes bad with the kidnapping of ZAP, an evil plot working in the shadows, and the separation of the team! With only Link to assist him, Mario sets out to save the girls, get his friends back together, and set things right!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 221,596 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser - Complete
The Admirer by JillDragon reviews
Mikaela deals with some unwanted male attention.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
The Blue Bar Blues by ravengal reviews
[Set in HMDS] With everyone happily married, what happens to the one that's left behind? In this case, it's Marlin. As he drags himself through a pointless existence, one has to wonder: is there anyone out there for him?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Marlin
Fairytales by Commander reviews
Fairytales, across different times and places. One-shot.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
A Captain by fishylishy reviews
-WW, Oneshot-He could not understand the King's motives, nor could he comprehend why the man was sentencing himself to die in this watery grave. "A captain always goes down with his ship, m'boy."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Anniversary by Carlson reviews
One year has passed since his victory. But he lost so much in the process. Not my usual style. R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Injury by Carlson reviews
Does Link even try to notice that Linebeck is lying to him? R&R, please.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Linebeck, Link - Complete
Danielle's Mystery by TheBarrelRacer reviews
Winnie's and Catman's 2nd daughter, Danielle, happens upon a mystery without meaning to. On top of getting to the bottom of it, Megan, a girl from school, keeps nagging her. What does she really want?
Winnie the Horse Gentler - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010
Too Late by KrzyDogLover reviews
When you left, you took something away from me. My heart. Oneshot. For some reason my disclaimer and other stuff isn't showing...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Sunlit Fantasy by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
AWL oneshot, JackxCelia. She watches him ride through the valley on his horse and mentally compares him to a knight in one of her romance novels. She loves him...all of him. He brought a spark of excitement into her life...full summary inside. R&R!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Celia, Jack - Complete
Under A Moonlit Sky by xXx Tinkies xXx reviews
She never imagined falling in love. He never thought he'd love again. But when their growing friendship turns into something more, and others try to tear them apart, will their love for each other be strong enough to survive?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - [Gray, Celia]
Instant Message by Xealvi reviews
Chelsea has lived the past four years of her life alone. Ever since she and Vaughn broke up. But she can't move on; can't stop thinking about him. Then, one day, she receives a birthday email from the person she had been in love with all those years.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Midna Returns by Robert DeWarren reviews
The Royal Advisor tries to understand what is wrong with his Princess. Companion piece to Greetings and Goodbyes at Twilight.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Midna, Link - Complete
Greetings and Goodbyes of Twilight by Robert DeWarren reviews
Long after Midna leaves the realm of light, Link remembers her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Rosario: the new girl by EvelynBelli
Rosario a city girl came to Forget-me-not valley to spend the summer with her BFF Celia. She mets new people, make new friends, love, and aventure.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Celia, Marlin
Wonderful Tonight by Commander reviews
It's late in the evening... AUGH! How he hates that stupid song! Why won't it get out of his head? One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Cosmo, Wanda] - Complete
Just a Dream by Llwynog the Bard reviews
Link and Midna are on their quest to reassemble the Mirror of Twilight. On the way they have the opportunity to lend a helping hand and change one girl's life. One-shot. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Legend of Zelda franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Rain: My Story Ch 1 by Barrel Tick reviews
You probably know the story of 'Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron' and his journeys through pain, imprisonment, and love. But do you know Rain's side of the story? How did she get to the point where she met Spirit? What is her life like as a Lakota horse?
Spirit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Love and Hate by Compgirl21 reviews
From the very beginning, Chelsea and Vaughn never liked each other. But as time goes on, Chelsea begins to realize that there may be more to this anti-social cowboy than she originally assumed. The presence of a dark-haired girl haunts him, but why?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,936 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Hot by Angelic Guardian reviews
Perhaps it was just the heat getting to Tohru's head that was causing her to stare at Kyo like that. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
A New Path by Shadow of Intent reviews
After Cole and Malladus's unexpected betrayal, Byrne sneaks off of link's train when the group isn't around; hoping to find a new purpose for himself. what happens when Retsu of the lone wolves helps him find his way out of the shadows?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Byrne
A Love Letter for Zelda by Lady-Valiant reviews
Hilarity ensues as Link and Zelda read the most horrendous love letter ever written, and Zelda dares Link to write one of his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Perfect by ParallelVision reviews
Jack believes Celia and his new life are perfect, but sometimes even reality can make you believe an illusion. Oneshot. JackxCelia CeliaxMarlin.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jack, Celia - Complete
Forgotten Memories by Tairi Soraryu reviews
Years after the events of Twilight Princess, Link continues to live a life of dualities. A childhood romance has the potential to become something more, but only if both parties involved can look back and live with the memories they've made.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Evil's View by HazardTheFox reviews
A poem told from Ganondorf's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Enter Wilhelm: Divine Fortuneteller? by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
Welcome one, welcome all! Come into the mysterious tent of Monsieur Wilhelm and have all your questions answered by the greatest answerer of all time! And yes, all questions WILL be ANSWERED and are 100 percent bogus! Request today!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006
Life by optimus prime 007 reviews
This just one day in Bee's life and it happens to be his first birthday.For this fic he's the son of Optimus and Elita.They're joined by an ensemble of mechs and femmes you know and love. BDay Fic for a friend.FULL of FLUFF, FLUFF, and more FLUFF! G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Just Business by Lady-Valiant reviews
Whatever those two may think, I'm not evil, and it's nothing personal. It's just business. An introspective look of why Ganondorf does what he does.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
The Sleepover by HockeyChick17 reviews
What would happen when my crazy friend and I invited some of the most famous horror killers to a sleepover? How bad could it turn out? We're about to find out.
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Midna's Lament by Lady-Valiant reviews
Midna thinks about her relationship with Zant, before and during the events in Twilight Princess, and why she's so fond of Link. MidnaxZant, MidnaxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Midna, Zant - Complete
More than it Seems by ElectraGoob reviews
Link, Sheik, Dark, Tetra, Midna, Zelda, and Aryll are in for an adventure unlike any other. The tables are turned when it's Link and Aryll in trouble. Will the rest of the gang be able to save them before it's too late? Or die trying to save them?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Aryll, Link - Complete
I'm Sorry by Makena Neim reviews
Gray only got to see her during the spring when she visited her cousin, but now Claire is here for a permanent stay. Yet somethings not right, Claire's heart is broken, Can Gray fix it? Oneshot
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Claire, Gray - Complete
Passion by Angelic Guardian reviews
He moaned into her mouth, surrendering himself completely in her hold. He was powerless beneath her touch, powerless against her lips. His heart ached longingly for her. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Finding Happiness by tater06 reviews
Kuki's life is full of loneliness and misery. She has lost all confidence, and has grown shy, scared, and incredibly sad. All she wants is happiness. And Wallabee Beetles will be the person to give it to her. FINISHED. Last chapter in three parts.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,657 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Little Rascals by optimus prime 007 reviews
One shots of Prowl and Jazz as younglings. In response to reading several fics of Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Chapter one is my version of the combination. This fic had been closed but the bunny was resurrected! A new chapter has been posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
If It's Dinsday, This Must Be Castle Town by Lady Norbert reviews
Rusl, retired and bored, schemes to matchmake his friends from the Resistance - Auru with Telma and Shad with Ashei. The much less serious sequel to "Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rusl - Complete
What does Elaine see in Guybrush? by StephenThePlaystationDude reviews
Seriously Guybrush broke into her house to steal her precious idol and he poisoned her dogs, or put them to sleep as the game suggests. So I came up with my own story to solve the mystery, takes place after the first Monkey Island game.
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Agas One X: Redefined by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
The ultimate school AU! This story's about MOMO, a 16 year old girl living life and attending regular high school! Wait, regular? No way! With a psychotic school staff, obnoxious students, and unpredictable random events, this is anything but normal..
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,259 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/13/2006
What Rests With Family by Ezzaria26 reviews
Even if it makes me cry, or I find myself speechless, I have to tell her what I remember of him. She never had a proper family even though I know he would've loved her as much as I do. I miss him. I love him. It makes me realize what rests with family.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Because I love you too by Gotta love Black reviews
A short, fluffy oneshot about Jill and Marlin's relationship after they get married.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jill, Marlin - Complete
How Could You Forget? by Let Love In reviews
"Are you thinking about his warm arm around you, his breath against your rosy cheeks, his ghost-white smile? I remember a time when you never wore that haunted look upon your face." Marlin/Celia, 2nd person. *repost*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Celia, Marlin - Complete
Remember Me As A Time Of Day by ryttu3k reviews
Princess Zelda, defeater of Demon Kings, has nothing to be ashamed of. Now she just has to convince the rest of the world of that.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zelda, Tetra - Complete
A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon by almne reviews
Post movie, NOT A DEATHFIC. Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,750 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Momma No by Zombiegirl197 reviews
Just a funny little one-shot of a scene I saw from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. XD Poor Jason, to walk in on his mother in bed with Jigsaw. lol! Ghostface...slumber party. XD
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Another Side of Autumn by SonoftheSouth9194 reviews
A theory on Vaughn's backstory. Slightly AU, considering the theory. R&R, please. Tell me if genres should be changed, I wasn't quite sure.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Vaughn - Complete
Sasuke Kills Gonzo by Kaze and Kiba reviews
"Look at that! His head looks like the back of a chicken's butt!" Waldorf and Statler have found a way to amuse themselves with the gullible young Uchiha. Seriously, if you haven't seen the Muppet Show, you won't get this crack fic. Language K R&R K&K
Crossover - Naruto & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Gonzo - Complete
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Brave New World by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
In Hyrule, does good always triumph over evil? Maybe back when the land was still characterized by faries, goddesses and heroes in green. In present-day Hyrule, stories don't always have a happy ending. T for violence, gore, sexual themes and language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Truths and Confessions by Humbuggy reviews
'I have not much time. Already my mind is becoming less and less my own,the periods of infrequent lucidity are becoming increasingly rare. Indeed I know not when The Evil shall grow in my mind yet again. What you know of me is not the truth, please, listen." Ganondorf was not always who he is now, because power can corrupt even it's self.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
Maybe Forever Maybe Not by SaintPellegrino reviews
Maybe he came to make the Kingdom better for everyone. Maybe he came because he was bored. Maybe he came... for me? That's not likely.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Choice of Freedom by Jayadragon reviews
A poem from the view of both of Links most devoted women. The both long for him, and for their very own freedom. First verse is Ilia, second is Zelda. Third is both. something i did for school, decided to post.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Ilia, Zelda - Complete
Beneath the Waves by Seldavia reviews
AU, takes place after WW. The heir of the Nohasen fortune hires Link to find an underwater city long destroyed by her ancestor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Prowl and Jazz's Vacation Adventures by optimus prime 007 reviews
Basically as the title suggests.The happy duo visit various places around the world for fun and adventure together.Will consist of Prowl and Jazz fluff and laughs. Stand alone fic and bonus fic to my Kaceystar readers. Ch 3 Australia
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Dreamcrushers by Hydraya reviews
100% illogical guarenteed! It's suitor day at Hyrule Castle,and the King, Zelda, and Link play their favorite game:Rejection. There's a reason why Link is now referred to as the "Dreamcrusher"... T for sexual refrences. Epilogue added!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Proposals Amuck! by forestofmyown reviews
Jill & Claire, sisters, move onto their late father's farm. But they hadn't expected to want to stay, and definitely hadn't bargained on falling in love! So when their mother wants them hom, their guys decide to fight back. Jill X Marlin, Claire X Trent
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Marlin - Complete
Zelda: Winds of a New Beginning by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
With Ganondorf gone and Hyrule washed away, peace has come to the Great Sea... but all is not as it seems... the gods saw more in a wish than what was said... and so a time of unexpected changes will begin...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 232,070 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Link - Complete
A Love Story by Allendra reviews
Post OOT Zelink. A young Link moves into the castle with Zelda, thus starting a friendship that grows into more as the years pass. They'll face pirates, old enemies returned for vengeance, and a prince intent on Hyrule's throne. But their biggest battle is the fact that Zelda is royal and Link is not. Rated T for violence, torture, and sensuality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,813 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Link, Zelda, Impa - Complete
The Great Flood: War of the Crescent by Jayadragon reviews
This is the story of the events leading up to the great flood, the story you were told in WW is false. The king of hyrule did not single handedly do all he could to save hyrule, he single handedly tried to destroy it. Ganon fought hard to protect Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf
IT by deadpinkchicken reviews
A gripped tale of hororr with a goodly twist!
It - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
The Thousand Year Door by Ittybit reviews
A poem about Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Bein' Blue by Negaduck reviews
The morning after "Muppets from Space," The Great Gonzo decides to get his life back on track, starting with someone he has neglected.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Gonzo, Camilla - Complete
Marry Me? by valeriecarter reviews
Link asks Ilia to get married. There life after twilight princess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ilia, Link
MONSTER by Zombiegirl197 reviews
FIRST STORY-"Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window!" Monster by Meg&Dia A Jason VoorheesxMelissa Lillains My character Mentions of torture,insanity, and Christiantiy.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Valentine by optimus prime 007 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Dove's Nocturne by The Scarlet Sky reviews
It's a beautiful paradise, but there's no such thing as paradise. And a power stronger than the jaws of jealousy is about to swallow Mineral Town whole...demanding a sacrifice no one is about to give. T for violence and slight horror.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harvest Goddess, Witch Princess
Beginning of Forever by Compgirl21 reviews
Chelsea knew there would be obstacles to overcome as a rancher. But there are a few issues concerning the island's animal dealer she hadn't anticipated.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,769 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Reunion by optimus prime 007 reviews
Jazz and Prowl are reunited after centuries apart. They didn't part on the best of terms and Jazz is worried he may have lost his soulmate forever. Will the lovers reconcile? Movieverse. Takes place after Mission City. No ROTF included. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
My Encounter with Totheark by RulerOfTravels reviews
MARBLE HORNETS fanfic. semi-alternate-universe. could be the sequel to "My Encounter with The Slender Man". A creepy and twisted story. rated M or NC-17, details inside. Jay/Totheark.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
My Encounter with The Slender Man by RulerOfTravels reviews
Slender Man meme fanfic. This story is creepy and twisted. yet hot, if you're into it. - rated M or NC-17, details inside.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Maybe Mummy Misses You by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Jack finds life as a single father tough enough. Then he discovers that his estranged wife is conspiring against him to devastating effect... FoMT. Writing Festival Entry. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jack - Complete
50 Themes of Linebeck and Link by Nepholim reviews
50 Theme's on LinebeckxLink Linebeck x Link Linebeck/Link LxL L/L. This is Shounen-ai; which means it's boyxboy. Don't like you don't have to read. But please do anyway. Okay's I'm terrible at summeries!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Linebeck, Link - Complete
Buried in the Desert Sands by Green Eyed Gerudo reviews
Based on OoT. About the Gerudos. Questions like "why is there only one male Gerudo born every century? How did Nabooru come to hate Ganondorf so much? How did Ganondorf first start becoming evil?" are answered in this romantic drama with humor too!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,891 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
Dying by the dream by zellojello reviews
Harvest Moon: Wonderful Life SE. Jack Cahill arrives and meets success in the forms of farming, marriage, and children. But what about those left over? What is Celia expected to do with herself now? The story’s short and sad. -COMPLETE-
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Celia - Complete
I Never Asked For This by Tinkerbug96 reviews
Link's thoughts while he visits Castle Town heading to Telma's Bar after getting the Master Sword. MAJOR hint of Zelink. Read and review please! Sequel coming soon!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The day it happened by InceptionErection reviews
Tohru gets raped and get impregnated by her rapist. Who will be there to comfort her? Who will be there to help her? Who will be there to give her advice? Not that heavy,probably 13 & up. Don't read if you don't like rape as the subject. No flames.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Happy St Patrick's Day by optimus prime 007 reviews
simple oneshot for laughs. Centered around Optimus and Elita. Prowl, Jazz, Ratchet, Bumblebee and Bluestreak make an appearance. Please enjoy and be safe for the holiday! G1 verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 8,765 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Loss by optimus prime 007 reviews
AU One shot fic dealing with the destruction of Praxus where Prowl is a sparkling and Jazz is best friends with his older brother Smokescreen. Tissues may be required. Does have a happy ending. Only some minor TF swear words. G1 Verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Playing Nurse by la mangue joyeuse reviews
“I told you, moron—” Somehow Kakuzu’s flat, unimpressed glare manages to retain some of its effect despite his flushed cheeks. “—I did not get ill because ‘Jashin did it out of spite’." Kakuzu catches a cold and Hidan is remarkably unhelpful.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Voice in Your Head by Radie reviews
One-shot deal. Albedo's one-sided rambling to Jr. after the end of Xenosaga III.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Albedo - Complete
Aftermath by Twilight-Imp-626 reviews
Without Ganondorf's evil influence poisoning the land, peace returns to Hyrule and its people. A hero becomes a simple man once more. Focuses on Link and Ilia's life after the end of Twilight Princess. Link/Ilia LinkxIlia LinkIlia
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Link, Ilia
Still Life of an Annihilation by ckret2 reviews
Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Waiting by Frazor reviews
Link has been searching for Midna for many months. But with his leads running out, will he return home to the village he abondoned? Or will he risk it all to find Midna once more? Meanwhile Ilia waits for him struggling to maintian her grip on reality R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Link, Ilia
Something Good by demonlovechild reviews
Elita's got something to tell Optimus but she's kinda scared to tell him, what could it be? lol plz r&r
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
One Mans Treasure by Sonicgurl2 reviews
Shortly after Phantom Hourglass, Link meets up with his old friend Linebeck, who seems to have gotten himself in trouble. Will Link and Tetra be able to lift the curse laid upon the old sailor, by the ghost ruler of an ancient kingdom? Read and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Link, Linebeck
What's in a name by kaktusic reviews
The herd is followed by a pack of sabertooth tigers. Diego tries to negotiate with the pack's tracker. Rated T for some coarse language, some violence stuff and mention of things like reproductive cycles of felines. No graphics.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Diego - Complete
Here You Are by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX ONESHOT drabble, takes place between Xenosaga I and II XXX After fourteen years of silence over the link, Albedo and Rubedo talk to each other like it had never been severed.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Albedo, Jr./Rubedo - Complete
Dear Mr Ganondorf by Vopi reviews
The Evil King eagerly awaits his acceptance letter from the International League of Villians.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
The Overly fascinating life of Celia by PB Headless reviews
A Crackfic in which Celia angers Vesta, is kicked out of her home and promptly thrown into the lives of serial killer Muffy and just a little too addicted to farm work Claire. Certainly not serious! T for swearing and sex references. Waaaay...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Celia - Complete
Seven Year War: Battle for Zelda's Castle by Galadriadhar reviews
This is a record of the Seven Year War, the war fought between Ganon and the forces of Hyrule. First, there was the Battle for Zelda's Castle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
You Never Know How Much Someone Means to You by tHe dAily ScRibbLeR reviews
He was Gaara no Sabaku. This type of thing wasn't supposed to happen to him. He'd already been through so much. He truly didn't deserve it. When someone close to you is teetering between life and death, it's amazing the revelations that occur.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Ganondorf's Secret Santa by DianaGohan reviews
This is a story for SmashKing24's Christmas Contest. The Mushroom Princess Peach must find a gift for the lord of all evil, Ganondorf. Will she manage to make the most evil Smash Brother villian actually have a nice Christmas?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ganondorf, Peach
Necessary by HmGirly reviews
“If you can stand the idea of letting her go, let her. But the fact that you're here tonight – trying to drown out the pain, because I know that's what you're doing – that's telling me that you hate everything about this.” Gift for Let Love In.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Marlin, Celia - Complete
Mistletoe Bloopers and Outtakes by optimus prime 007 reviews
Various pairings and universes all involving the mistletoe during Christmas time with the Transformers. Contains crack, fluff, and plan old fashion kissing. Chapter 3 Optimus and Elita.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
I Can't One Shot by Carlson reviews
My very first One Shot! Quite unexpected ending. Very good! Although it did make me be shunned by the majority of my friends... *sigh* Please Review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Seeking for Hope by Echodex reviews
Got the idea from optimus prime 007's Kaceystar trilogy, and continues her story with a couple of new OC's added. Rating for violence and lots of profanity, some adult themes in later chapters. Various pairings, enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
When Hope Finds You by pikachu13 reviews
A trio of Autobots make landfall on Earth, but are ambushed by Decepticons. Will Kaceystar, the daughter of Optimus Prime be able to get them safely to Autobot City alive? Kacey character used with permission
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Playing with Jealousy by Tsarina Torment reviews
She wants him, but wonders if he hates her. Is it true? Only one way to find out - try to make him jealous!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Suigetsu H., Karin] - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Bikes and Broomsticks by ElfPrincessKitty reviews
50 Themes/50 Sentences A love shared in childhood innocence and a shared passion in aviation. Kiki x Tombo
Kiki's Delivery Service - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Transformers Sing by shiro63 reviews
I'm makeing the Transformers sing Disney songs. Sound good so far? Discontunued for now
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ironhide, Jetfire - Complete
Moon After the Rain by Scarlett Spider-Girl reviews
Well, this is a love story with Kaceystar and Bumblebee. Hope everyone likes it and there will be more chapters to come, but I am also working on my own Transformers story, so bare with me. Rated M just in case.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2009
Housemaid of Evil by Andrea Foxx reviews
It's either get a job or get a husband, and Brigit Andremede is not exactly 'wife' material. In the face of her father's ire, she picks the only logical occupation... a maid for Ganondorf? Now, if only the Great King of Evil can get her to stop smiling...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008
When Did Epona Learn To Swim? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Random title, I know. Random Humorous Oneshot for my new "Something Glitchy" series. Guess what it's about? T because Link basically gets humorously killed by everything in Ordon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Link
In the Dim Evening Light by Cascadena reviews
It's a slow evening at Telma's bar. A bruised up Link comes in, surprising the bar owner and shares his story with Telma. She then helps him to realize what he should do next. One-shot. Slight Midna/Link hinted, mostly Link/Ilia.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Link, Ilia] Telma - Complete
Little Mouse by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
He is a predator, skillful, ruthless, and twisted. So why is it he cannot kill this one little mouse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
A Glass of Port by Andrea Foxx reviews
This is how I met Ganondorf, King of Maybe Evil, and how he didn't throw me into the ocean like a piece of jetsam. a Wind Waker What-If.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
30 Tales of Fate by Alantie Mistaniu reviews
30 short fics done for LxZ. Ranging from all the different games and all categories. Give them a try!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
That's All? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
TP-based. Centers around one of the disappointments of the game: Epona. Rated T because Epona kicks Link in the face deliberately and also for language on Link's part.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Epona, Link - Complete
Crimson Rain by Kasan Soulblade reviews
It was those blind eyes that scared him the most... Short story, one shot. Ganondorf centric, Windwaker ending spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Ganondorf - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Yellow Car by Chibimax reviews
Having a day without a mission, Mudflap and Skids are bored like hell, they want to play a game, but don't know what to play,untill they see Bumblebee passing by... Set after ROTF
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
Rogan by GeologyRocks reviews
Hate. Fear. And no smoking. Please.
It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
Role Reversal by Seldavia reviews
GxZ. She says he was attempting to follow the same path Evil always takes. He says he wanted to protect his people and hers from an even greater danger. Title and rating may change.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Conflicting Love by shugochar
Celia leaves town and Marlin is alone. What will happen to him? PonyxMarlin CeliaxMarlin
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009
Mist's Christmas Surprise by Sheimi5 reviews
Raguna and Mist are pretty excited about Christmas coming. But what does Raguna do when he finds out Mist still believes in Santa Clause? Mist\Raguna one-shot, Set in RFF
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mist, Raguna - Complete
Manpower by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime's sparkmate; Elita One; is tired of him devoting all of his time to the humans. She needs love too, and the devious femme sets out to force his attention onto herself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Forgetting is Harder by Dorrica reviews
Now their unorthodox herd wasn't so unorthodox anymore. They were just a family of mammoths now, blending in with all the other herds composed of the same species. [ONE-SHOT]
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Manny, Peaches - Complete
A Warrior's Fallibility by Miss Maudlin reviews
The normally cocky warrior is mute at the advances of one woman. Thought to be unbeatable, he has been defeated by a mere slip of a female. LZ drabble
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
alternate ending by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
What if one decision affected hundreds of lives?
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Good Night, Princess Peach by trashcanprince reviews
TEC-XX was the world's most perfect computer, and he knew his purpose. However, he was imperfect, and Princess Peach was the only one who could help him achieve perfection. Whatever the cost. Oneshot. R&R.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Peach - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
I've Lost Him by Clumsy Peg reviews
Those were the three hardest words Optimus ever had to force himself to say. He turned away as Sector Seven took Bumblebee. He couldn’t watch them take the mech he’d known since Bumblebee was a Sparkling... gift fic, set in the 07 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Little Princess by Strains of Violins reviews
One-shot. Takes place after Transcendence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Transcendence by Strains of Violins reviews
Link and Zelda faced a tragedy soon after they were married. Almost a year later, Zelda has managed to find her way out of the grief. Yet Link still cannot cope with their loss. A changed man, he finds any kind of solace only at twilight CONT. IN PROFILE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,353 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
More than Meets the Eye by The Mute Bard reviews
Set directly after the events of Transformers 2, Megatron and Starscream are holed up mending their wounds. Megatron/Starscream warning. Nonexplicit, but could be disturbing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
With You Now by NintendoGal55 reviews
Link and Midna being together on their little honeymoon shortly after marrying and being together for good in the Twilight Realm. How their love has become so strong. Warning: LinkxMidna very sexy LEMON.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Link, Midna
Wheelie's Late Night Stunt: Take 2 by robo-pie reviews
Wheelie has a crush on Mikaela, much to Sam's disgust. Hopefully this story has quotation marks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Corselli reviews
Blaze fell asleep when Bumblebee told her about when he and her mother courted, so she never heard the end of the story. But she's determined to find out what happened, even if that means going to each and every transformer to find out! based on op007
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bumblebee
Little Miracle by Funkywatermelon reviews
Manny gets to spend some alone quality time with his new little girl, what fun!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Manny, Ellie] Diego, Peaches - Complete
A Day in the Life of Ultra Magnus by optimus prime 007 reviews
We'll follow Magnus around the base for a day as he interacts with his fellow Autobots. There will be humor, romance, and a bit of adventure. Final chapter up with full mech and femme protoformed horizontal tango. Warning: adult content hence the rated M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,269 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Round One by Derriwynn reviews
Zelda/Ganondorf fic that was born from a roleplay. LEMON
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Unrequited Lust by Justified Wings reviews
One-shot. Post OoT. Ganondorf pays Nabooru, his favourite "second-in-command", a visit. Unrequited affection. - GxN
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Numb by Bunnylass reviews
Oneshot. After suffering from an intense flashback of a torture session he experienced while stuck captive with the Decepticons, Ironhide wakes still trapped in his nightmare, battling to get out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Happiness by Yuna Leonhart reviews
Just a little Oneshot which happens in the period between the second and third film. I think the only thing related to the third film is something everyone knows. MannyxEllie
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Manny, Ellie - Complete
Potential of Man and Moblin by karkashan reviews
LoZ: In which the Moblin King, the Emperor of Malice Ganon IV, converses with a young princeling who dares to challenge his rule. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
These Things Will Change by Peaches732 reviews
A novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess from Ilia's point of view.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Ilia, Link
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
I'm Staying With Her by The Jaxter reviews
POST: ROTF-Companion piece to "I'm Keeping Him"...Wheelie just can't help but stare.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Hidden Greed, Hidden Grief by Genesic reviews
But no matter how he tried, he could not keep his greed concealed. One-shot
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jack - Complete
I'm Keeping Him by The Jaxter reviews
POST:ROTF- Mikaela decides to bring someone home.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie - Complete
Full Moon by SharkbaitSekki reviews
It'll all collapse tonight. The full moon is here again. Hunted by his own. Again he feels the moon rising on the sky. She should not lock the open door. Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore. Songfic 'Full Moon' by Sonata Arctica. ZeLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Unchanged by Vopi reviews
When there is darkness, a hero will rise up to fight it. A one-shot poem dedicated to the immortal spirit of the hero that turns ordinary people into legends. Let me know what you think.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Link - Complete
Goombariella by MarioMario54321 reviews
Goombario and Goombella are from two different Paper Mario Games. It's why they never met. But that's about to change.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
A Bolt Out Of The Blue by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
In the eyes of a child by Zombiegirl197 reviews
Clopin meets Esmerelda, offering her a home after escaping the Palace of Justice. R and R please.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Esmeralda, Clopin - Complete
Fallen by optimus prime 007 reviews
Set in the 2007 movieverse. Prowl arrives on Earth and is told of Jazz's fate. The entire one shot is told through Bumblebee's POV. Warning: tissues may be required.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee - Complete
A Twilight Tale by that one little guy reviews
Mario and company have a chance encounter at Creepy Steeple.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
I Will Never Heckle You by lightening816 reviews
This day, May 16th, 2009 is the 19th anniversary of Jim Henson's death. Waldorf and his friend, Statler, have a history of heckling whenever they got the chance. Waldorf was always willing to heckle at anyone...except one...dedicated to Jim Henson.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Waldorf - Complete
You Count Sheep, I'll Count To Ten by Aiselne Phoenix Nocturnus reviews
It is half-past two o'clock in the morning and Albedo can't sleep. Whatever is an insomniac little brother to do? Easy: annoy the living, or subconscious, heck out of his older brother. Post-Episode III. One-Shot.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Jr./Rubedo, Albedo - Complete
Faithless Path to Roam by Lady Norbert reviews
In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Paper Mari'Os the incredibly late story for my c by A-Kirby-And-His-Cheese reviews
A commericial diector is promoting a new Mario cereal. But does that mean it will be easy? Read to find out.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Mario, Doopliss - Complete
A Partner For Life by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan gets around, and everyone in the Akatsuki knows it. Most of them have been with him, but the one person Hidan can't seduce turns out to be the one he wants more than anything... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Second Chance by LittleMewLugia reviews
Prowl goes to watch over the body of Jazz, but when he finds that Jazz is not as dead as he seemed, he decides to take the second chance he has been given.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
The River God's Wife by Measured reviews
Her husband only returns on nights when the moon is full. Haku/Chihiro future family fic.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Reunion by Funkywatermelon reviews
Because you asked for it! Here's the moment you've been waiting for! Finally, Crash and Eddie are reunited with their long lost loves, what's to happen next! Crash/OC, Eddie/OC
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - [Manny, Ellie] Eddie, Crash - Complete
The Easter Yoshi by DianaGohan reviews
In A Non Canon Easter Special Master Hand creates a new easter game all the smashers try to win involving the "Easter Yoshi" whatever that is.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
As Time Moves On by Cere
An exploration of events following "Ocarina of Time." The routes of both good and evil are traced.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
An Evil a Day by Selanp reviews
For the 100 themes challenge. A series of short oneshots, focusing on various villains in the Mario universe. Fawful, Kamek, Doopliss, and more!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,496 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Fawful, Bowser Jr.
From Hell and Back by Aranwion reviews
So what really goes on when the Cenobites are off-duty? Just a humorous little one-shot.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Pinhead, Angelique - Complete
My October Pain and Spring Relief by Sangre Del Lobo reviews
Stuart Little always falls apart when Margalo leaves, but what will happen when she decids to stay? And why? StuartxMargalo 2nd fic.
Stuart Little - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Better Off Alone: Vivian x Koops by Flowerstar reviews
Not to get confused with The Great Chicken Miasma's "BOA", this takes place during her story. Vivian is lost in a desert by herself while Koops is at his house in his room pondering what she's doing. He doesn't know that she's wandering in a vast desert.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Vivian, Koops - Complete
The Beginning of the End by Buscador de Leyenda reviews
After the events of Twilight Princess, Link has raised a loving family. But evil has seeped its way back into Hyrule. And it has its sight set on Link's eldest son, Jacob.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Wind Blows to the Future by Shadsie reviews
WW. Companion piece to Eternally Sad Eyes. In the ruined hall, Ganondorf looked up at the statue and was filled with nostalgia. He knew that the dead man was hiding something. There was no wind in this forgotten kingdom, though he felt its memory.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ganondorf - Complete
Hindered Celebrations by Bunnylass reviews
It's Optimus' sparkday and Elita wants to do something special for him. But she’s prevented by lab explosions, official meetings and her sparkmate avoiding her. It's not long before she's seeking out Ratchet and Ironhide and finding out the truth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Crimson Goodbye by fishylishy reviews
-TP, Midna's POV as she fights Ganon-This was the way I could say goodbye. I could give my blood for Hyrule. Yes, after Link had held me in his arms when the power of the Fused Shadows had taken me under. This was my redemption; my broken crimson goodbye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Midna, Ganondorf - Complete
Coveted by plenoptic reviews
Based off of optimus prime 007's Kaceystar trilogy. Kacey is finally of age, and for better or worse, mechs have noticed. It's up to Kacey's friends and family to protect her from her admirers! T for safety and implied themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Lakota Life Part 4: End of it All by EosFiction
One last remark from each of our heroes.
Spirit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Lakota Life Part 3: Graceful Maiden by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met? In Part 3, we follow the grey mare.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Desert Flower on the Open Sea by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
When a storm leaves a down-on-his-luck sea captain stranded on an island outside the borders, both he and the island's lone, familiar inhabitant are thrown headlong into a struggle to work together, escape, and--maybe--restore her lost memories...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Linebeck
Our Family Of Hellraisers by Zerousy reviews
Spin off/alternate universe of OPEN THE GATE; Alice and Myra just want to drive Pinhead nuts.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Son Of Ganondorf Now Cancelled by Killed by a Goomba reviews
Cancelled.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Better Off Alone II: Hope & Faith by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*Sequel to BOA* A young prince is left motherless after hunters kill the Shadow Queen of an overthrown kingdom. Now, along with a reluctant bodyguard, he must live in solitude to escape the same fate. But he soon meets the daughter of another Queen...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Trouble by Wohitzi reviews
Karin breaks some interesting news to Suigetsu. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Not so Different by Genesic reviews
It was the first time Dia had ever truly met someone like this, someone who was completely different from her. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dia, Jack - Complete
Cursed by Zeldalover84 reviews
After Midna disappeared, something strange and terrible happened. Link can't ever be normal in order to be with the one he loves. He watches her and laments, and one night changes everything, when she sees him. LinkXIlia. Don't own anything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Kacey by Juli-J reviews
A little side chapter off of Optimus Prime 007's My Beautiful Rising Star series. Finally a bit of Kacey and Bee time!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Lakota Life Part 2: Clear Sky by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met in the village? In Part 2, we follow the grey stallion.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Christmas Story by optimus prime 007 reviews
Sorry for the lame title. But that was the best I could do! This is a Bday and Xmas present for plenoptic. Hope you dont mind I went for humor and fluff. Optimus and Elita's children have a surprise for their parents. Bee and the twins help...a little.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Loveless: Jack and Celia's Story by Adamante reviews
After breaking up with Muffy for unknown reasons, Jack is left heartbroken. Celia, on the other hand, has always been in love with him. Will she make her move now that Muffy is out of the picture? Who is Victor, and how does he relate to all of this? Jack/Celia
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Celia, Muffy, Jack - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No More Hope by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
Every hero needs more then a purpose, more then a goal...he needs a drive, a personal reason to fight on. A hero without a personal reason remains an empty shell, silent and simply does what he is told... A look into OoT Link's mind. Subliminal Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sound by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Maybe its the little things you do.. but most of all its the sounds you make that keep me company. Kakuzu shares his thoughts about Hidan and his voice and their love- thoughts he would never say outloud. Yaoi, whats to be expectd of KakuxHi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Midna's Joy by NintendoGal55 reviews
Post Twilight Princess. Midna refuses to marry any suitors, and would rather live alone than without the man she loves. On a faithful day, her dream comes true and it leads to the life she's always wanted, with Link. LinkxMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Muppets Visit Japan by Cullen reviews
Kermit and his friends take a trip to Tokyo to help some Japanese Muppets start their own version of the Muppet Show.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008
Dave by IceCrome reviews
You never piss Ganondorf off. Link learns this the hard way. Crack, minor L/Z.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Still Alive by thehush reviews
Chell has escaped Aperture Science Laboratories, but she isn't alone. Post-Portal. Spoilers for game and theories.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Good Nights Sleep by stonerock333 reviews
Link has just returned from his journey with the Twilight Princess, and Ilia has a reward for him... LinkXIlia LEMON
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Burn by Lady Norbert reviews
Fire ruminates on his feelings about air and water. Ganon/Zelda, one-sided, with slight implications of Link/Zelda. Rated G on the surface; where you take it in your mind is your business. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Piggy In The Middle by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Miss Piggy fears nothing; not poverty, not obscurity, not even dangerous weapons...except maybe an attack of conscience.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Frostbitten Flower by The Scarlet Sky reviews
When Celia married Jack, the world was perfect and her life complete. Yet by the time winter came, she found herself alone...but sometimes, we aren't as alone as we think. Jack x Celia, Marlin x Celia. AWL, long-fic. T for language. Complete.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,760 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Marlin, Celia - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker? by Trick Steven reviews
Doopliss can be insensitive sometimes; just ask his pet parrot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
ABCs of Love by The Scarlet Sky reviews
A oneshot of vignettes centering on the Timmy x Tecna pairing, each on a different theme beginning with a different letter of the alphabet. Fluffiness and cuteness abound, plus some Musa x Riven on the side.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Timmy, Tecna - Complete
You Who Has Healed My Spark by plenoptic reviews
Based on optimus prime 007's Kaceystar trilogy. AU oneshot. Prowl discovers his own desperation for Optimus Prime's daughter, Kacey. Will the precious femme return that first kiss? And how will the Boss Bot react? M just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Prowl - Complete
Separated Lovers by Twilight Phantom Dragon reviews
When Midna leaves the Light World, Link goes into depression. He believes he will never see her again. Meanwhile in the Twilight Realm, new trouble comes in the form of a suitor waiting to marry Midna. LinkxMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,142 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Link - Complete
The Weekend by lightening816 reviews
When Janice and Floyd end up accidently being locked up in the Muppet Theatre for the weekend, the two start to connect on a deeper level, a level that they have never reached before now. Floyd/Janice. Rated G.
Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Loyalties by Oni-Gil reviews
07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Lights Out by Ryan Callaway reviews
Three gang members and an initiate encounter an evil in Erie County, the likes of which their worst childhood nightmares could not have conjured up. Chapters 5 and on will be removed in February because this book is being considered for publication.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Not A Human, Not A Unicorn by moviefan-92 reviews
A short one-shot that takes place after the movie. Amalthea reflects on her past and what she lost and gained on her journey. A surprising twist inside. Bad summary, I know. COMPLETE
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Together by Cloaked-Kelpie reviews
A simple story about Jack and Celia. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Celia, Jack - Complete
Surprise by t260g reviews
Deploying surprise in five... four...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Vast Expanses, Endless Desert by karkashan reviews
Pre-OOT. A young red haired boy of the Gerudo is crying all alone, until the ghost of a man called Ganondorf comes and consoles him. "That's interesting boy, my name's Ganondorf as well, although my 'friends' call me Ganon."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
In Danger by Dark Doopliss reviews
Mario is in some trouble as three villians of his past team up and are out to get him. R&R please.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Mario
Inside Out by Alex Foster reviews
From his prison between worlds, Ganon finds himself in an odd and one sided relationship. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
Four Hearts by LazyLaze reviews
One-shot. Jack decides to read Celia's diary, once again, to see what it holds.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Consuming, Protecting Darkness by Seldavia reviews
Loyal readers, plz don't kill me. This is a GxZ fic I had posted on DevArt and was encouraged to put it here. TP timeline, full summary and apologies inside. Story includes my signature character-building and explanations for game events, so NOT FLUFF.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
FREDDYS GIRL by Xilex90 reviews
CRACK FIC!FREDDY MEETS A TEEN GIRL WHO BECOMES HIS APRENTICE. I DISCLAIM EVERYTHING ABOUT FREDDY! WARNING! RETARDEDNESS AHEAD!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Five Minutes Of by an awesome blossom reviews
A collection of five minute drabbles with Link, Zelda, Ilia, Linebeck, Cremia, Jolene, and Beth among other characters. ADDITION: Link & Purlo, Link & Ilia, Ilia & Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Link, Zelda
Lost and Found by jenelric reviews
Being such a small kid, it was no wonder Edward was a common target for kidnappings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Opals And Amethysts by HarvestMoonGlows reviews
The adventures of twins, Aiko and Taro in FMN Valley! Aiko just wants her brother to get married, Muffy to drop dead and have nieces and nephews to spoil! Is that really to much to ask? Chapter fifteen: Drama!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Hold My Hand by HarvestMoonGlows reviews
Not all stories of love end with happily ever after with a carriage ride to the castle and a cherry on top.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Undeniable by HarvestMoonGlows reviews
She's sassy, rude and a downright witch with a capital B! But her heart was broken, so we must turn the other cheek, right? No! See through laughter, scorn and tears as Claire gets a taste of her own medicine and finds out that not all dogs hate Mailmen.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008
A Daughter's Gift by optimus prime 007 reviews
Holiday one shot. Elita's receives her first mother's day gift from her children.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Elita One - Complete
Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old by Lady Norbert reviews
Link has more than a few lifetimes of memories running through his mind, and they all lead him back to where his heart belongs. Will he be separated from her forever? MASSIVE SPOILERS for Twilight Princess. Link/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Together Forever by Princess Nairina reviews
A sequel to my story, Dreaming of You, this story covers Link and Ilia's wedding.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Link - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Wet Vengence by Blue Toad reviews
When Elli gets her hand on a weapon, the residents of Mineral Town better run! Especially one in paticular... One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Perfect by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Suigetsu X Karin She wanted the perfect man, and he was not at least for the time being.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Cry for Hyrule by Seldavia reviews
Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,376 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Better Off Alone by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*COMPLETED!* Vivian can only wonder if she'll ever fit in anywhere. Often abused and put down by the world, she quietly laments in the darkness of her own fate... This is a moving tale about how everyone deserves love, friendship... and a second chance.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,488 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Alone by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is a story of two brothers,Optimus and Megatron.We see them start off as two loving brothers.But through a series of events that are beyond their control we see them drift further and further apart.ch11Megs is in for a shock when sparring withhis bro
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Operation: TEARS by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Post I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., contains some spoilers. Lizzie's having a hard time coping, even though she'd officially dumped Nigel long before the "incident". Dealing with an irritating KND operative in search of information is the LAST thing she wants.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Lizzie D. - Complete
Moonlight Wish by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Tetra's thoughts as she waits outside Forsaken Fortress, musing over the name that enters her dreams. Windwaker oneshot, right before the second journey to Forsaken Fortress. Tetra's POV. Sorta kinda Link x Tetra.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Tetra, Link - Complete
Sweet Matrimony by Lazlo Pizazzlo reviews
Who ever said marriage was easy, especially when the bride sleeps in on the big day? The story of Timpani and Blumiere's marriage is definitely one they'll remember for the rest of their lives. OneShot TimpaniXBlumiere.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - [Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani] - Complete
Jeepers Creepers 3: Deadlock by Demangel reviews
23 years after Jeepers Creepers, an aged Patricia Jenner unknowingly finds a way to avenge Darry and kill the Creeper, using a man who possesses supernatural abilities. Brody Cross is an original character of mine from other stories. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/25/2006
The Demon Inside by lightening816 reviews
Animal is the violent drum player of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. In Muppet Babies, he was a cute,innocent and energetic baby,but after that time had passed, a psychic gives the baby the one thing that defines his life. Rated for blood and language.
Muppet Show - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Animal, Dr. Teeth
You Should Be Happy by MistressLeia24 reviews
We all ran the race, and yet Muffy was the one to recieve the prize.' A collection of oneshots based upon Jack's proposal to Muffy and how the other girls feel. Chapters up: Celia and Nami's.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
A Burning Rose by Blue Toad reviews
Jack and Celia have been married for three months, but Muffy is setting on ruining their love! ForgetMeNot Valley will never be the same... Final Chapter is up! All readers and reviewers welcomed!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Linebeck's Farewell by BridgitKiido reviews
Post Phantom Hourglass oneshot. Linebeck, returned to his ship, contemplates the changes his life went through due to meeting Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Linebeck - Complete
Begging by LeonPianta reviews
Oneshot. Vivian really wants to see Mario again because she likes him, but her sister thinks differently.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Hope's Journey by optimus prime 007 reviews
movieverse Optimus Prime is unaware that Elita had given birth to his daughter.A daughter who is now alone and trying to find her father.Will she find him?Will he learn the fate of his sparkmate?ch 36 Final chapter: Kaceystar completes her journey.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,082 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Dreaming of You by Princess Nairina reviews
Ilia finds out that sometimes dreams do come true. Takes place after Link defeats Ganondorf. No flames please.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Link - Complete
Confused Desire by Silvite's Cry reviews
Ganondorf thinks back on similarities between two certain people. GanondorfNabooru, implied GanondorfZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Lakota Life Part 1: Bright Star of the West by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met in the village? In Part 1, we follow the chestnut mare.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Consolation Prize by Sailor Comet reviews
Link understands that there are rules you have to follow when playing into a trap. Especially if you plan to win. A short Phantom Hourglass fic. Takes place after the first 3 dungeons. Heavily implied TetraLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Link - Complete
Letting Go by xTheTwilightPrincessx reviews
Post Twilight Princess. Oneshot. Link needs to let go of the past. A certain girl helps him to do so.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Link, Ilia - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7037 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Suika Nagaisu by Geekies reviews
Karin gets a litlle too comfy with Suigetsu. SuiKa. FluffWatermelon Couch
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007 - [Karin, Suigetsu H.] - Complete
3 Things The Naruto Characters Will Never Say by Jayne Foyer reviews
The title sort of explains it. But come on, I dare you, read some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007
Streams of Consciousness by The Wolfess reviews
Within the Sacred Realm, the King of Evil thinks on his people, the Gerudo, and his upbringing as a king, a sorcerer, and a man. A character study, with a little GanonxNabs thrown in for good measure. One Shot, 1st Person Narritive.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Harvest Moon: The True Meaning of Love by Rokkuken reviews
A one shot romance piece between Jack and Celia. Just one of the many stories of love in the Harvest Moon series.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Mario and Sonic by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
When Mario and Luigi investigate the mysterious kidnappings on Yoshi's Island, they weren't expecting it to result in the greatest adventure for TWO worlds...
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 140,680 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004
A Not So Happy Ending by Despairful Defense Attorney reviews
Oneshot. Slightly dark, possible Phantom Hourglass Aftermath. Linebeck centric. For some, there is no happy ending.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Saving The Dream by Nirai Syrith reviews
The Muppets made it and are living the dream. Kermit loves what he does. What will the others do if suddenly Kermit gets deadly ill?
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007
Avoiding Destiny by Nirai Syrith
Kermit is bogged down and depressed. Once again he wishes things were different....can his friends bring him out or is the Muppet World changed forever and history rewritten? Dedicated and orginally found on the website MuppetCentral
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,730 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Function to Breathe by an awesome blossom reviews
[Drabble: Phantom Hourglass] When the normally smooth and playful sea is turbulent and angry, Linebeck worries.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Link - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Return to the Magic: The Awakenings by Nirai Syrith reviews
A long going work in progress that'll be slow to update. Also this is really A Fraggle Rock piece and will be moved to such as soon possible. Anyways, a tale of what happens when it is time for the magic to pass on. Will Doc's niece keep the magic going?
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007
What is Love? by xTheTwilightPrincessx reviews
Twilight Princess. A much younger Link and Ilia are wondering what love is. Short LxI oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
The King's Gambit by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
A great chessplayer is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he found it.' [Shikacentric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Orochimaru - Complete
Free of Cree by tater06 reviews
A romantic 2x5 fic. Hoagie is feeling bad, and Abby has something to say.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
True To You in My Fashion by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
Midna may not always show her true feelings, but Link will always be there for her. LinkxMidna, lemon, Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Shadow of Deception by MsDevin92 reviews
Her tangled wisps of hair falling across her face, Grodus failed to see Beldam’s lips curling back into a wicked smile. We are your humble servants… Pregame fic.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Twilight Princess Sequel by Blade33 reviews
This is a direct sequel to Twilight Princess, rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007
Curse of the Lousy Gamer by Seldavia reviews
Link is taking longer than usual to save the day, so Ganondorf and Zelda search for ways to kill time. A series of short, silly sketches.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Seven Months by an awesome blossom reviews
It's been seven months since Link and Ilia last saw each other...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Link - Complete
You're gone, but I still love you by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
Songfic: After a long journey away from home, Bobbery returns to find his beautiful wife, Scarlette, dead. How will he cope with the loss? Song is Even in Death, by Evanescence.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
A Yeti's Lesson by Zero Hakaru reviews
TP Lidna After saving the Yetis from the twisted magic encased in the mirror shard, the moment the Yetis shared had struck a chord with Midna. Does the magic of an eye's reflection truly work? SPOILERS FOR SNOWHEAD RUINS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
We Didn't by Xaphrin reviews
Ilia's musings on the love she cannot have. Ilia x Link x Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ilia, Link - Complete
Forgotten by xTheTwilightPrincessx reviews
Sad little oneshot. Link loves Midna. He goes to find her...leaving his best friend behind.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thinking 'Bout The Future by Epona Harper reviews
2007 Movie You didn't think Sector Seven would let Bumblebee go home with Sam without protest, did you?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2007 - J. Keller, R. Simmons - Complete
Home by xTheTwilightPrincessx reviews
Twilight Princess. Oneshot. After a long adventure, Link is finally going home.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Link, Ilia - Complete
The Hyrulean Mare by Twilight Stallion reviews
Epona is content with her life in Ordon. But when disaster strikes, she finds herself lost in the cursed land of Hyrule. All she knows is a burning desire to find her master and be safe once again. A firstperson tale from the eyes of a certain horse. [TP]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Epona - Complete
Envy by Orangen reviews
Oneshot. Marlin likes Celia. Celia likes Jack... Or does she?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Marlin, Celia - Complete
Examination of the Heart by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Doctor Tim is having a difficult time being focused while performing a checkup for one of his patients. Could it be because a certain nurse took the day off? A fluffy FOMT oneshot. Doctor x Elli.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Elli - Complete
Spiral of Love by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
Oh, no! What have I done? I changed the characters just for fun! A fairy tale story which brings a stubborn prince and an innocent princess together through a spiraling twist of love and fate, expect the unexpected, it's going to be great!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Carrying Me by that one little guy reviews
A poem from Link's point of view as he watches Epona die. Please read the author's note.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Link, Epona - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
2 AM by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan watches Kakuzu at night.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Can't Say Anything Nice by Caitrin reviews
So why do Statler and Waldorf keep coming back to the show every night?
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Statler, Waldorf - Complete
The Strength of One Will: Link's Origin by The Scarlet Sky reviews
A misinterpreted prophecy sends Link's mother on a tragic journey to protect her son. Learn what happened to the mothers of Ruto, Malon, and Zelda, and who Link's father was. PreOcarina of Time. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Kaepora Gaebora, G. Deku Tree - Complete
Rain by Iia reviews
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? ...Hey, maybe it's the rain. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Truest Conclusion by Freefell reviews
Within a mesh of a betrayed Konoha and its occupants, killing Orochimaru, and two bickering ninjasnamely, Suigetsu and Karin, Sasuke is sure to get a headache. Call me crazy, but pairings: KarinXSuigetsu We know Karin wants Suigetsu jealous
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Paper Mario: Doopliss' Tale by Myraku Kiriaku reviews
Doopliss is bored, as usual, when he meets a strange... treasure chest? Follow Doopliss and Mythia on a journey of their own to save the world once again! Can they team up with Mario and co. AND the other Crystal Star guardians to defeat a true terror?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007
Link's ABC's by kradnohikari reviews
This is a crack fic about what Link would say if he was asked the ABC's. It contains strong language so be advised.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Navi - Complete
Detective Miyuki! by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
So many mysteries are flying throughout the world of Xenosaga, so there's only one person to do the job! It's Miyuki Itsumi, private investigator as well as expert inventor to crack those cases and find out what's really going on!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007
Forsake by Second Harrier reviews
Heroes are expecting to sacrifice what they cherish and accept what they lose. Even of them, however, there is such a thing as asking too much.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Definitions by Dying.Rain reviews
Love... Hate... Fear... They were all different emotions with different definitions. How could Anko feel them all toward one man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Xenosaga Guide by Rubedo Kukai Jr reviews
Are you feeling frustrated because the ideas don't flow out of the fingers like they used to? Blame arthritis and carpal tunnel! But the most important factor is ideas! They just keep running away! With this guide, you can finally catch them!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
Escape Mechanism by cerieblue819 reviews
Midna laughs to escape the realities of her life. One shot with Midna and Zelda before Midna finds Link in Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Zelda - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Without a Promise by Toordle reviews
Soon after returning home, Ilia realizes Link and Epona were the only reason she ever enjoyed living there at all. When he returns, and promptly decides to leave, Ilia decides that the only thing for her to do is to follow him, and see where he takes her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2007
Scarlette by MsDevin92 reviews
Bobbery's wife was dying...Bobbery x Scarlette fic, set in Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Bartending 101 by khaki knight reviews
"A bartender is only ever as content as her customers..." In the aftermath of Twilight, Telma receives an unexpected guest in need of some guidance. I shouldn't even have to say SPOILERS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Telma, Link - Complete
Warning Sign by Lord Malachite reviews
Sequel to Lonely At The Top and a prequel to Operation: M.O.T.H.E.R. Nigel returns with his team from his mission into Father's mansion, and he has some rather shocking news for his Supreme Commander. Slight 1x362
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Come Home Safely by Selkiegal reviews
In his quest to restore peace to Hyrule, and help those he loves, Link pushes himself too hard and pays the consequence. A sweet Link and Ilia oneshot. Contains potential Twilight Princess spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Pocky Sticks by Cyan Nyx reviews
A oneshot about pocky, peachy, and missing earrings. Twincest. Implied sex. Don't like it, don't read it.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Emergency by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Tohru's been sick and told no one. Now it's gonna cost her. [Songfic.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tohru H. - Complete
Bloody Valentine by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
He never wanted it to end this way. But Yuki was standing in his way. [One sided Kyoru. Yukiru.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A love story by KiraSakura reviews
Malon loves Link, Link loves Malon. You know the rest.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Malon, Link - Complete
Returned by The Grim Reeper reviews
Link comes home and finds Ilia waiting in his room after his travels. ONESHOT! Post Twilight Princess. LinkXIlia. Written before game's release. Warning: Contains smut.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Cos I'm Mr Brightside by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Never make someone your all, for when they’re gone, you’ve got nothing. [Kagura Angst.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kagura S. - Complete
From Depression Blooms Love by Shadow Dragon Demon reviews
With him gone, she grew more and more depressed. Something started to feed off that depression, and was now growing stronger. But what will happen when he returns to her? Sorry, I'm bad at summaries.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
Triforce Shards by anime animal reviews
A collection of one shots covering all things Zelda. Ideas and suggestions for future chapters gratefully received and welcomed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Broken Dreams by Donny's Boy reviews
It had been ten long, lonely years. Ten years without a Muppet movie, a Muppet television show, or much of anything else.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Wind is Blowing by Lord Darth Yoda reviews
Legend of Zelda: The WindWaker as told from Ganondorf's perspective.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Five Things Animal Ate Recently by marginaliana reviews
The Muppets go on a cross country tour Animal gets hungry. Drabblet series.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life Ch5 by authorstar101 reviews
Marlin Is totaly cool with the big you know what. But Celia has to face the facts...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006
Hellraiser: Unholy Union by moviefan-92 reviews
The child of darkness comes to Earth in search of a soul to help him open the portal to Hell forever. Pinhead and his Cenobites aid him on his quest. WARNING: contains violence and gore. DELAYED
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - [Pinhead, Angelique]
Another Very Merry Muppet Family Christmas Story by Bob Wright reviews
A family in need of holiday hope finds themselves at Emily Bear's farmhouse with some familiar faces. Little do they know they also carry the stolen Baseball Diamond, which leads to a showdown with familiar foes. NOW COMPLETED
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
Foz: Behind the Bear by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A mockumentary of how our favorite joketelling bear rose to stardom.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
One December Night by Marth-x-Roy Lover reviews
The wind was blowing hard one cold December night. Fresh snow was begining to fall as Princess Zelda walked out into her garden. Her father had held a ball that day in honor of Zelda's eighteenth birthday. He hoped that she would find a man to marry. Zeld
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
With Prince Charming by Lokhart reviews
This is not the same old Princess Zelda fic. Zelda has to marry horror of horrors Ganondorf! Ch. 3 up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Zelda, Link
A Whole New Meaning by Freya Bobbissimo reviews
Kyou didn't start noticing that there was much more to life until the day he met Tohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Nabooru's Diary by Tom from Down Under reviews
Who was Gannondorf before he became the Lord of Darkness, or even the King of Thieves? Find out in this first hand account of Nabooru, Queen of the Gerudo.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
My Father's Eyes by Jedi-Princess-Solo reviews
[vignette] With the birth of her youngest son, Leia finally makes peace with her father's legacy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Bus by Oh So Hyper reviews
this is about what happened after Darry flew off. this is my 1st fan fic so BE NICE! leave my reviews! Dont say its bad say it needs improoving and if you like it i'll make a new story! ok? and i didn't know what genre or rating to put it under so comment
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Impossible Love by Winter Daze reviews
[Ch. 4 up!] Alternate universe fic revolving around the frustrated love between a Princess and a commoner boy. With love, lust, lies, and heartbreak, what's a girl to do?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Zelda, Link
Paper Mario: The Thousand Minute Door by RabidSonicFan reviews
Mario and friends are of on an adventure to find a not so ancient treasure. COMPLETE!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,404 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Breasts, Oh Wonderful, Breasts! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Naughty Shigure and his thoughts on what makes woman great. They're boobs! Rating for the breast bouncing goodness and the pervertedness of our favourite dog. Funny!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
A Xenosaga Parody by GeneralNMX reviews
This was a two month undertaking on the GameFAQs message board, where I strived and suceeded in posting at least one part per day. It spans 63 parts, each about 4000 characters as that is the GameFAQs limit. The format reads like a playscript. Enjoy!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Spirit 2: The Spirit of Summer by starryequine reviews
Summer has her heart set on racing, but she has had a tough life. Her father, Spirit, disagrees with racing, Lightning, her stallion, is angry and Summer finds Chase, a handsome stallion that helps her overcome her problems...
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Constant by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
To him, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Celia was his. Profound, angsty onsided MarlinCelia. Even people who hate the pairing may like this story.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Wind's coming by Carriedreamer reviews
My first oneshot of Ganon be kind... Just Ganon's POV before the final battle in Windwaker.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Waiting Room by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
She married one, and left the other alone. This is his story. YxT KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
The Lion King 3: Royal Journey by Kiara32 reviews
Kiara and Kovu are now on their journey to become royalty and expecting a cub. Just when everything seems peaceful, a mysterious lion named Thresh arrives at their doorstep, barely alive. His Pride was taken over by a group of amazingly strong, dark-colored lions call the Black Pride. Now most of the Pride, Kovu included, leave Kiara and 2 friends to save Thresh's Pride. COMPLETE!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,949 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Kiara, Kovu - Complete
A Wonderful Life, or Close Enough Anyway by Mr. Unimportant reviews
K plus for violence, a few bad words, and a bunch of randomly placed romance. COMfreakingPLETE! This is a story of Jack's life after marriage in the Valley. ...Okay, fine, being over 100,000 words, it spreads a bit beyond that. Read... NOW.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,643 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Complete
Dark Mirror by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Poem from way back when I was just starting out. Ganondorf watches Zelda from his Dark Prison...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
What Love Is by Corana reviews
This is what love is. Luke&Mara
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Together Always by NebThauDragmire reviews
[OneShot] Ganondorf muses on the family he lost.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Ganondorf - Complete
Impossible Love ABANDONED by Winter Daze reviews
Zelda loathes being Royalty. She sneaks out one day to see what it's like to be a commoner, and suddenly finds herself in love with a mere villager! Lies, betrayal, heartbreak, and a love that can't be. [PLEASE READ IMPORTANT NOTICE INSIDE]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Zelda, Link
The Feel Of Rejection by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Four drabbles, all pertaining to one thing. Based on Another Wonderful Life version. FarmergirlGustafa, Onesided FarmergirlMarlin, MarlinCelia
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Phoenix by anime animal reviews
Time has passed, the quest to find a new land is hanging by a thread. Plagued with doubts and haunted by the task she has yet to fulfil, Tetra faces the difficult task of reuinting the crew... which means swallowing her pride and visiting Outset.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005
Let Us Prey by Dark Amystika reviews
Darry's life is saved by a girl enslaved to the Creeper, a girl who's little more than an empty shell devoid of thought or feeling other than fear. Who is she? Why is she still alive? What does the Creeper want from her? Pleaz R&R!
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Love by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[ONE SHOT] A little fic I made about Vivian and Koops in order to get the juices of another one of my stories flowing.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Lights in the Valley Outshine the Sun by Elizabeth7 reviews
Alternate Universe – What would happen if Padme survived and Darth Vader finds out? Padme & Anakin Darth Vader [NOW COMPLETE]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,534 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tarnished Silver by Amberle Elessedil reviews
There are those who say that Link ruined Zelda, blackened her purity and broke her heart, intoxicating her on the poison of his love...there are some stories you don't tell to your children. LinkZelda Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Destiny Overruled: Good Night by Hikaru Morinaga reviews
Apart of Destiny Overruled series. Link recieves his first horse for his fifth birthday. Ganondorf tells Link to make him the proudest father alive, and Link vows to not fail him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Long Ago & To the Future by Moshi Moshi Mai reviews
[XENOSAGA II] A story comprised of three chapters with three different pairings featuring one of my absolute favorite characters. [Rubedo x Sakura, Rubedo x Albedo, and Jr. x MOMO]
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Gone, But Not Forgotten by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[ONE SHOT] “He’s coming back... Today, I know it...” Goombella whispered, as she peered over the horizon for him.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Tickle me Albedo! by Vicarious Lurker reviews
Children! Trample each other as you run to the toy store to get...TICKLE ME ALBEDO! This cute, cuddly doll with the weird outfit and white hair will keep your kids entertained for hours!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Drifting by Moshi Moshi Mai reviews
[XENOSAGA II] Oneshot: Albedo's had enough of Rubedo spending time with Sakura. [Implied Albedo x Rubedo fluff]
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
She Loves by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
While pregnant with him, Gaara's mother feels her sanity slipping further and further away. But all she can do is smile. She is Mother. She loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara - Complete
TAINTED TWILIGHT by Moshi Moshi Mai reviews
[XENOSAGA] Inside the Song of Nephilim, Jr. and everyone else wander inside its dark depths in order to save MOMO. Albedo finds Jr. all alone, and it's about time they had a little heart to heart... [Albedo x Jr.]
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Chuigi's Seriously Messed Up Mansion! by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[COMPLETED!] After getting a strange phone call about winning a contest he never entered, Chuigi sets off on a quest to save Pikario from the evil, dead... prostitutes? Eh, just R&R to find out what's going on!
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
Muppets Meet the M&Ms Gang by Cullen reviews
The Muppets and the M&Ms gang team up to do commercials.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
To Take Chances by HokiPoki1213 reviews
Queen Zelda suffers under the horrid treatment of her prudent husband and hopes for a better life that she once had...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Unexpected friendship by Rishoba reviews
Let's take two of my favorite characters of Monkey Island, put them in a situation where they need to help each other for unknown reasons and give them an adventure...Guybrush and Murray in The Unexpected Friendship.
Monkey Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Muppet Movie Theather Intro by Cullen reviews
The Muppets lecture us on movie etiquette.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Creed by Janus3003 reviews
Link reads over the words of the Creed, a list of writing tips for authors of Zelda fanfiction straight from the Triforce of Wisdom itself. NOTE Don't take it too personally!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Passing Hands by DarkestAphelion reviews
He had followed her for years, for lifetimes, and now it was ever more difficult to get up, walk by her side. Every faithful dog has his reward; for Black Hayate, taking care of Riza is enough. [implied RoyRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2004
Jeepers Creepers: Friendship in all things by Imako the Demon Wolf reviews
COMPLETE! Guess what! The Creeper get's another shot! HURRAY! (duh) Anyway, just read...I hope the genre are apropriate...maybe add a tinge of romance..umm just maybe..
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
10 More Minutes by RuRu reviews
((One-Shot)) Celia lost Jack in an accident, and almost lost her son. Now the day after the accident she has to face an equaly big problem as losing Jack.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
The Infinite Wisdom of Wives by Miss Maudlin reviews
Husbands should always listen to their wives, for they are wise beyond belief. This even pertains to the Hero of Time. [oneshot]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Just Like a Father to Me by JediAnn Solo reviews
[TWW] Wow, my first poem... this is Link's point of view at the near ending after Ganondorf is slayed and his sorrow as his only father figure must depart. Please read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
An Assortment of Romantic LxZ OneShots by Miss Maudlin reviews
An assortment of romantic oneshots all featuring Link and Zelda! Range from humorous, to fluffy, to even tragic but all romantic in some way! PG13 is highest rating
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Virtue by Griffinkhan reviews
Even a hero has a breaking point. The King of Red Lions learns this the hard way. (WW, one shot)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
A Father Figure? by Senshuu reviews
A short Wind Waker fic. The King of Red Lions and Link have a little before-bedtime talk.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2003
And The Survey Says by BrokenAndDiscarded reviews
The characters of Zelda fill out an email survey! I know this has been done before but I couldn't help myself, it was too fun! Chap 6: Nabooru. R&R please!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002
A Ray of Hope by Ingie reviews
Aerin is a 13 year old orphan girl who has accepted death and lost hope. But then a mysterious rider comes along and gives it all back to her... ONESHOT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Complete
Reunion by J. Phillips reviews
Jim, the Colonel's grandson, sets out to accomplish what his grandfather could notcapture Spirit! Based on the DreamWorks animated film, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Read and review if you like.
Spirit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Complete
A Tale of Seven Years by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
It's been done before, but never like this. Told from Zelda's perspective, it is a story of a young girl's flight from evil, her growth within forced sanctuary, and the ultimate horror of loss of identity. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
Forbidden Love by dawn stoneflower reviews
Zelda's father has died and Zelda must now rule hyrule as queen. but she must choose a prince to be the king. she wants to marry for love, but the man she wants to marry is considered to be lower than a peasant, so they find their marraige impossible. but
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2002
Watching over you by Lemmy reviews
He will always watch over her Jeepers Creepers Poem
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2002
The wedding. by Linkgirl1 reviews
Link and Zelda are getting married. They both have major wedding jitters!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002
It's Love; Now Or Never by BrokenAndDiscarded reviews
Princess Zelda is betrothed to a man she does not love... But not if the Goddesses have anything to say about that! Part Six (Sections one and two) have been uploaded and this is the end, folks! :*( A tear! Please read & review! Thanks for everything!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,440 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
Ganondorf: View From Under the Saddle by SilverWinglie reviews
Ganondorf's horse tells his thoughts about Ganon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2001
Inside Their Minds by Mr. Crash reviews
3 poems that go inside the minds of Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001
Link's Easter Surprise by Zeldakid555 reviews
It's hard to resist Easter candy, and Link proves it! Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2001
Link Goes Mad! by KujaSephLionheart reviews
Too much Easter candy+ sympathy for Link = a very scary fanfic. R&R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2001
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2001
Murray's Revenge by Aspirin reviews
Murray is a disgruntled skull with a score to settle...
Monkey Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2000
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A Tribute to Obito reviews
My tribute dedicated to Obito. Told in Kakashi's POV. PLATONIC Kakashi/Obito. And SPOILERS INSIDE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Transformers 4: The Rise of Unicron reviews
After Mars is consumed by an unknown, powerful force, the Autobots, Sam, the military and even the Decepticons are against an unbelievably powerful enemy! Rated to be safe. NOW REVISING!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Wheatley's Journey reviews
SPOILERS IN THIS STORY AND DESCRIPTION! After Wheatley is sent out into space by Chell and GLaDOS, he and Space Core are busy floating around when they are hit by a meteoroid and flung onto a planet. Meanwhile, GLaDOS is up to something...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Missing You reviews
How he longed to hold her close to him, stroke her hair, slip his hand into hers, kiss her soft lips... Peculier reminisces on Daisy. PeculierxDaisy. Yogscast related.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Saved reviews
Vivian just wants it all to end... And she's about to take matters into her own hands... But a certain Koopa might just save her life... Koops/Vivian. Rated T to be safe. Continuing.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Koops, Vivian
SOS reviews
Megatron sends a transmission, hoping it'll reach the Autobots. What's on it shockes everyone... Megatron may be OOC!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Together Always reviews
Optimus reminisces on his relationship with Elita. Suggestive material inside but NOTHING bad or graphic! I PROMISE! First real attempt at Romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Epona's Story reviews
This is the tale of Epona's life, pre-game, in-game and post-game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Epona - Complete
Of Freak Sheets and Shadow Sirens reviews
10 themes for Beldam/Doopliss. NOW REVISED!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Doopliss, Beldam - Complete
The Reunion reviews
Vivian goes back to Twilight Town to ask Beldam and Marilyn to forgive and be a family with her. What I think happened after the Shadow Queen is defeated. REVISED! Beldam is no longer OOC!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Vivian, Beldam, Marilyn - Complete
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