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Joined 09-27-10, id: 2556763, Profile Updated: 07-23-14
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Hi there!

Madame Misfit at your service!

Now, I'm going to throw this out there right away: I write, but I've never written fanfiction before. Which, when I think about it is kinda ridiculous. Seeing as me and my biffle (BFFL=Best Friend For Life; yes I use it in a mocking fashion) come up with stories all the time, especially for Bleach. I'm a HUGE Bleach fan. I'm watching the anime (dubbed, I hate to say, I don't have the patience for reading my TV shows) and I'm trying to get around to reading the manga. I'm a little spastic, overly happy sometimes, quite loving and very lovable, BRUTALLY honest, incredibly sarcastic, annoyingly upbeat, but only when I want to be, and I have the annoying habit of talking too fast when I get on roll, kinda like right now inhales deeply I'm quite talkative (obviously) and I LOVE meeting new people. LOVE LOVE LOVE. If any of you reading this also happen to be fans of the Nancy Drew computer games, I suppose you could compare me to Yumi from Shadow at the Water's Edge. Though not as bossy. Though I can be a bit on the nosy side, I try to tone it down. If you've ever seen The Iron Giant, my biffle's momma, who I will most likely refer to as Momma 2 if I talk about her anymore, compares me to Hogarth. I'm quite hyper. My biffle also compares me to Erin from the show Titus. Never seen it? Look it up. Episodes 1 and 2. She talks about a pie-serving ho. Need I say more? I have the tendency to call people, among other things, whores, twats, twatnuggets, twatmonkeys, buttnuggets, bitches, douchecocks, douchefucks, cockbites, cockmonkeys, cockhoppers, and ENTIRELY too many more to list. I usually save whore for the people I love...I have an odd thought process [= Oh yes, and I make my smiley faces backwards because I myself am a little backwards. I love to sing, it's my life. Choir nerd since 4th grade and I'm damn proud of it. Right now I'm going to culinary school. I have graduated culinary school and I am currently looking to open my own vapor shop or a food truck.

inhales deeply after forgetting to breathe from talking

So. If you want to know anything else, please don't hesitate to throw me a PM

Requests? PM me. I'll see what I can do. Here's a list of anime/manga I like and could maybe do:

Bleach (Anime)
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (Anime)
Hellsing (Anime)
Naruto (Anime)
Absolute Boyfriend
Ouran High School Host Club (Manga)
Loveless (Manga)
Deadman Wonderland (Anime)
One Piece (only through Alabasta; again, late joining the party)

And here's a list of shows that I am currently obsessed with:

Supernatural (up to mid-season eight)
Sherlock (up to series three)
Witches of East End
Doctor Who (I'm way behind the times, I've only seen through the end of Ten and Rose; HUGE fan of Nine)

I'm not sure of any others at this point but I'll definitely update this profile thingymabobber.

Now I would like anybody who reads my stories to be perfectly honest when reviewing. Most of my stories WILL be OC. Unless I feel like doing a yaoi pairing, then it will probably be between two anime/manga characters. My goal is to create a ridiculously random assortment of yaoi, yuri, and heterosexual stories that have enough lemon in them to make Jiraya and Kon both blush :D Though I don't think that's possible All in all I'm hoping you will leave my stories thinking "HOLEE SHMAOW!" [=

Like I said, you wanna know anything else, PM me!

Love you all,
Madame Misfit

UPDATE: Dear Goddess, I used to ramble a lot. I have not been on lately and I have not updated my one continuing story due to lack of feedback and some serious writer's block and rethinking. I promise, for those few interested that I am trying to work on it; just be patient with me. I am also brainstorming for a new original story.

Lots of love,
Madame Misfit

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The Boy with the wolf eyes by Ryubarra reviews
when young hiroshi dies he is thrown into a world of hollows, ghosts, and wolf men? He quickly adapts and makes friends and finds love. YAOI, LEMONS, AND FURRY, DON'T READ IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,749 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Komamura
He is Mine by PenandPaperlove reviews
Toshiro and Ichigo had been lovers for a year. Even though Toshiro is aware of Ichigo's hidden feelings, he's in it only for the sex. That is until he notices someone trying to steal Ichigo, awakening dormant feelings within Toshiro. YAOI future lemons AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,795 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Jet Lag by crazysane reviews
Just another reason Dean hates flying...
Crossover - Bleach & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
A Sesshoumaru Scorned by ChocolateVodka reviews
Apparently Tetsauiga isn't the only sword Inuyasha inherited...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Safety Comes First by StrawberIceream reviews
Kagome has the perfect solution to fix Inuyasha's and Sesshomaru's little "problem", but then it backfires on her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Memories by Vampire Toy reviews
Kadaj gives Marlene a new perspective to what he’s doing. Takes place during AC So there are AC spoilers and a little after it. Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Kadaj, Marlene W. - Complete
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She was broken. Damaged goods. But he wasn't exactly whole either. Can they fix each other or will they bend so far that they break? Grimm/OC. RAPE. Lemon willing in much later chapters. Gets pretty dark.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Grimmjow J.
A Princess for the Pharaoh reviews
When Shinji Hirako saved a random girl from a tragic death, he had no idea that it would lead to happiest night of his existence thus far. One-shot. OC. LEMON! Don't like, don't read ya twatnuggets. Constructive criticism ONLY. Thank you!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Shinji H. - Complete