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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557106, Profile Updated: 04-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, and Sherlock.

Thought I'd put a little note in my profile, since it said nothing before. I've never written anything, ever, for publication, and really not much outside of it. I suspect most people will be able to tell that from my writing. :) Anyway, I'm a bit of a geek. I do medieval reenactment and outside of that practically live for my TV and computer. I'm also a middle-aged wife, mother of (God help me) a teenage son, and of all things, a civil service lawyer. (Don't ask me for legal advice. You won't get it.)

When it comes to TV, I love (and have seen every single episode multiple times) Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who (starting with Eccleston) and recently discovered Sherlock, which I may love more than all of the others. (Maybe not.) And I'm quite perturbed we poor American's have to wait a year longer than the rest of the world for new Doctor Who and Sherlock episodes to come out! I guess that's what we get for that little set-to in 1776, huh?

I discovered fan fiction about 10 years ago - originally for Highlander, my dearly-departed first love - and have been amazed at the quality and imagination of "amateur" writers over the years. Finally, I decided to give it a whirl myself.

Anyway, that's me.

Oh, a plug for my favorite professional writers - If you like urban fantasy, Jim Butcher's Dresden Files novels are the BEST books ever! If you like paranormal romance, Shannon Butcher's Sentinel series is awesome! (Yes, they're husband and wife.)

Speaking of husbands...if you like Supernatural, check out my husband, Jabberwockey. He has two completed one-shot stories and one multi-chapter he's working on for Supernatural. The multi-chapter centers on Agent Hendrickson - who lives on in my husband's imagination. :) Oh, and he recently posted a Dresden Files short. Pretty funny if you ask me.

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Victimology by TFK-fan118 reviews
It was supposed to be a one night only type of deal. However, this situation felt too familiar to be normal. It looked too much like offender VS victim, especially to the team. Reid will have his hands full with this wild unknown subject.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,977 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - S. Reid
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Hour of Need by Bazunga reviews
After Reid discovers the mutilated body of a missing woman he starts to fall apart. What is he hiding from the team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Lessons through Gingerbread by Pixie Altaira reviews
Sometimes everyone seems to forget Spencer Reid is more than meets the eye.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Watching the Watchers by starofoberon reviews
The entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Solitary 5 Point 0 by starofoberon reviews
Aaron Hotchner has been abducted. The Team's on the case, but in the end, it'll boil down to Hotch vs. a guy whose knowledge of profiling and mind games rivals his own. No 'ships, no slash. Co-written with my amazing beta Esperanta. COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 223,220 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Shotgun tales by vansen58 reviews
A series of short stories and drables about the Winchesters. Each chapter is a stand alone story. 52: "'Dean has a what now' He gets 'a girlfriend' and 'not a girlfriend' as answers and they manage to say the word 'girlfriend' completely in sync. "
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 39,031 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Tripping by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"It's not flirting. It's witty repartee." Harry Dresden rejects your reality and substitutes his own. Rated for language, unintentional drug use and offscreen violence. Warnings for absurd premise, creative anachronism and mentions of David Bowie.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/29/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
So I Met This Girl by Serenitychan13 reviews
Spencer Reid turns back up at the office after what seems to be a coffee break from Hell. The team wants to know what's going on and they want to know NOW. It all started when he met this girl...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Reid
With A Whimper by SamanthaBlue reviews
An unsub has hidden from the team for years, meticulously planning murders so they are almost undetectable. When the criminal is finally apprehended, the team may lose far more than they ever feared possible.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - S. Reid
Doppelgang'ed by Interruption reviews
Reid is acting strangely. BAU team, meet Matthew Reid, 28-year-old terror. Rating for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Shadow Puppets by BlinkingAngel reviews
Making shadow puppets with one's hands is a fun past time. Of course, they're just shadows, what is there to be afraid of? I bet many of you can see where I'm going with this.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Life, Death, and Choices by nebula2 reviews
Spoiler Alert for the episode "Epilogue". Tag for the episode "Epilogue". David Rossi finds the advice he needs to make a hard decision in the last place he would have thought to look.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2011 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Contact by pixierainbow reviews
John learns something interesting regarding Sherlock and physical contact. But can he use this to help the great detective when a string of murders seem to hit a bit close to home? M for violence. Friendship, or slash-if-you-really-squint. Some spoiler.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remembrances Of Things Past by Noxialis reviews
- Sequel to 'Raphael' - When the new 'Supernatural' books are released, Garcia convinces Reid to join the fandom. What he finds, however, are too many coincidences for him to ignore.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Chuck, S. Reid - Complete
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
Far From Georgia by ShaNini86 reviews
I'm sure this has been done before, but what if Reid had continued using drugs post "Revelations?" Reid centric, although the whole team's involved in one way or another. Chapter 62 is the newest, and last, chapter!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 181,218 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Showdown at Sunsplash Estates by starofoberon reviews
The story that answers the burning question, "Where does a nudist carry his gun?" A team of brutal killers. A courageous witness. Tension! Fear! Derek Morgan, naked! Morgan POV. A quickie one-a-day five-shot. Finally complete! Rated for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The War by UnderneathTheBunker reviews
What drove Sam to run away to Flagstaff? An unexpected turn of events on a hunt almost tears the family apart. WARNING: disturbing imagery.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,647 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Reluctant Remembrances by EvilAsch reviews
John 'acccidentally' runs into a familiar face in a Parisian bar. Warning end of CHP 5 on is full of crack FULL OF IT
Crossover - Highlander & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Methos, John D. - Complete
Marked by MadLori reviews
He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
It's Not a Yeti by sg2009 reviews
Dean gets taken by something big, white, and furry in the mountains of Georgia. Sam rushes to save him while fighting cold and sickness himself. This was written from a detailed prompt at the hoodie time h/c fanfic challenge .
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Agents and Hunters by sg2009 reviews
Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Eat it Twilight by liliaeth reviews
The BAU has to deal with a serial killer who believes he's hunting vampires. The unsub's name, Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,401 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dean W., D. Morgan - Complete
4 am at the River Queen Hotel by starofoberon reviews
When everything that can go wrong goes wrong spectacularly. Set in mid-December before "Omnivore."
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Home Demonstration by starofoberon reviews
Dr. Reid has a recreational pastime almost nobody in the BAU knows about.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/9/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
A Date with Dave by SillyOldThing reviews
David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Life Used to Be So Hard by roqueclasique reviews
The more things change...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Menage a Trois by PADavis reviews
Pre Series. Dean takes a paying gig in Stockton, California. Should be easy. Silver, love triangles, ghost hunters, and Dean Whump for Merisha's birthday. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Iron Will by Ridley C. James reviews
Pre-Series. Sam and Dean are sent on a mistaken hunt by their father only to find out that evil isn't reserved for the Supernatural.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,059 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I'd Drive All Night Just to Get Back Home by roqueclasique reviews
AU. John's disappeared, Sam's at Stanford, and Dean's struggling to keep it together after a hunting accident leaves him injured in a life-changing way. The story opens when he places a call to Bobby from the hospital... PART ONE OF THE DRIVE 'VERSE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,842 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Devil Made Me Do It by AJ Wesley reviews
Sam and Dean head into the Pine Barrens to investigate a series of disappearances, and soon find themselves targeted by the local legend. Set in first season. Winner of the 2007 Fan Q Award for Best Supernatural Story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hunted by ChristyK reviews
The brothers are hunted by drug dealers after they stumble upon their crop of marijuana after a hunt.....But that's not their only problem....
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,484 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
An Act of Deliberation by November'sGuest reviews
Sam has a deadly vision of his brother. Meanwhile, Dean is keeping secrets again. Set sometime after BUABS.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,746 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Red by BigPink reviews
Something evil is killing treeplanters in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, possibly the same predator that Dean narrowly escaped years before. How Grimm will things get before the brothers figure it out? COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,839 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Strangers and Angels by reading reviews
Worn out, the boys stop at a remote motel to get shelter from a storm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
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Angels and Mysteries reviews
Unexplained disappearances at the Wester Drumilns Estate begin again, and send Lestrade to Sherlock for help.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011
Perks reviews
Having an eidetic memory isn't all bad.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - S. Reid, A. Seaver - Complete