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It's Stephanie, better known as Satan's Sweeties, here with a joint account for collaborations between me and my darling wifey Chrissy. We hold no responsibility for any sort of personal injury or sub-cranial bleeding that may occur from reading our shit.
Chrissy, being my beloved soulmate, already knows everything about me, but you people out on the interwebs don't have the slightest clue who the fuck I am. I'm here to change that.
Name: Stephanie Youdon'tneedtoknowmylastname
Age: 16. GODDAMN, I'M OLD.
Sex: No, thank you, I'm good. Call me in ten years, and maybe I'll reconsider. :P
Height: 5' 5" LOL I totes just realized I'm as tall as Matt. 8D
Weight: ...the fuck do you need to know for? Fine. I weigh as much as Matt.
Hair: Brown. Just. Brown. Like Matt. B)
Eyes: Effing dark brown...not like Matt. :'(
Skin: I'm of German and Puerto Rican descent. Figure it out. :D
Likes: Chrissy, Mello, Matt, chocolate, yaoi, pissing people off, irritating people, being a bitch, raising holy Hell upon all those who oppose me, DEATH NOTE, anime, videogames, reading, writing, drawing, Chrissy, watching TV, listening to music, pizza, pie, cake, striped things like zebras and Matt, Chrissy, Harry Potter, dogs, giraffes, hippos, Perry the Platypus, the Sprouse twins, shit that supports other shit and a crapload of other stuff I can't remember right now
Dislikes: Stupid people, people who claim to speak English as their native language but still couldn't string a fucking sentence together to save their life, the French language (don't know why; I just don't like it), bitchy people who are bitchy without having a valid reason to be bitchy, people who hate on my friends (especially Chrissy), people who piss me off, people who oppose me, school, cats, emus, llamas and, on occasion, my sister
I am a Badass Uke! But don't try anything, ducklings; Chrissy's my Don't Fuck With Me Seme.
Take the test at www.semeuke.com
Two Dead Boys
Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
One fine day in the middle of the night,
A blind man came to watch fair play,
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
Ello my pretties
This is Chrissy, better known as Stephy's wifey haha and with my own account of Crazy For Whammy Boys. So we are going to be doing this joint account so we can use our totally amazing skills in writing and entertain you readers and, of course, ourselves.
Now *clears throat and puts on the Star Wars theme song*
Name: Christina (we are only on a first name basis here)
Sex: haha I'm a girl, and Miss Stephy is too
Height: 5'3'' and yes, I am short and dang proud of it
Weight: *laughs* why would I tell you? And would you want to know? 0_0
Hair: Brown, dark in the winter and lighter in the summer. Don't ask, that's just the way it rolls
Skin: Pale white. I give vampires a bad name. And I'm Swedish and Polish, but I'm an all American girl and damn proud of it! (God Bless America)
Likes: Um Stephy, animals, my family, reading, helping people out, singing even when I'm off key, Stephy, my dogs, Disney, drawing, coffee, anime, yaoi, Halloween, Christmas, fast cars, rain, writing, Stephy, Taylor Lautner, cheesecake, sports, music, and a bunch of other things that would take too long to list.
Dislikes: Spiders, anyone who has done something heinous and wrong in all views (rape, murder, etc.), people who come to America and DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE!, people who diss God, people who diss my Stephy and any of my friends or family *glares and cracks my knuckles, and brusselsprouts XP
Stephy is my bestie/body guard/other half (in a non-homosexual way)/sister that was separated from me at birth (even though we are 7 months apart in age)/person I will kill anyone for for so much as LOOKING at her wrong/wifey/(you get the idea)