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It's Stephanie, better known as Satan's Sweeties, here with a joint account for collaborations between me and my darling wifey Chrissy. We hold no responsibility for any sort of personal injury or sub-cranial bleeding that may occur from reading our shit.

Chrissy, being my beloved soulmate, already knows everything about me, but you people out on the interwebs don't have the slightest clue who the fuck I am. I'm here to change that.

Name: Stephanie Youdon'tneedtoknowmylastname

Age: 16. GODDAMN, I'M OLD.

Sex: No, thank you, I'm good. Call me in ten years, and maybe I'll reconsider. :P

Height: 5' 5" LOL I totes just realized I'm as tall as Matt. 8D

Weight: ...the fuck do you need to know for? Fine. I weigh as much as Matt.

Hair: Brown. Just. Brown. Like Matt. B)

Eyes: Effing dark brown...not like Matt. :'(

Skin: I'm of German and Puerto Rican descent. Figure it out. :D

Likes: Chrissy, Mello, Matt, chocolate, yaoi, pissing people off, irritating people, being a bitch, raising holy Hell upon all those who oppose me, DEATH NOTE, anime, videogames, reading, writing, drawing, Chrissy, watching TV, listening to music, pizza, pie, cake, striped things like zebras and Matt, Chrissy, Harry Potter, dogs, giraffes, hippos, Perry the Platypus, the Sprouse twins, shit that supports other shit and a crapload of other stuff I can't remember right now

Dislikes: Stupid people, people who claim to speak English as their native language but still couldn't string a fucking sentence together to save their life, the French language (don't know why; I just don't like it), bitchy people who are bitchy without having a valid reason to be bitchy, people who hate on my friends (especially Chrissy), people who piss me off, people who oppose me, school, cats, emus, llamas and, on occasion, my sister

I am a Badass Uke! But don't try anything, ducklings; Chrissy's my Don't Fuck With Me Seme.

Take the test at www.semeuke.com

Two Dead Boys

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hurray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came and killed those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Ello my pretties

This is Chrissy, better known as Stephy's wifey haha and with my own account of Crazy For Whammy Boys. So we are going to be doing this joint account so we can use our totally amazing skills in writing and entertain you readers and, of course, ourselves.

Now *clears throat and puts on the Star Wars theme song*

Name: Christina (we are only on a first name basis here)

Sex: haha I'm a girl, and Miss Stephy is too

Height: 5'3'' and yes, I am short and dang proud of it

Weight: *laughs* why would I tell you? And would you want to know? 0_0

Hair: Brown, dark in the winter and lighter in the summer. Don't ask, that's just the way it rolls

Eyes: Hazel

Skin: Pale white. I give vampires a bad name. And I'm Swedish and Polish, but I'm an all American girl and damn proud of it! (God Bless America)

Likes: Um Stephy, animals, my family, reading, helping people out, singing even when I'm off key, Stephy, my dogs, Disney, drawing, coffee, anime, yaoi, Halloween, Christmas, fast cars, rain, writing, Stephy, Taylor Lautner, cheesecake, sports, music, and a bunch of other things that would take too long to list.

Dislikes: Spiders, anyone who has done something heinous and wrong in all views (rape, murder, etc.), people who come to America and DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE!, people who diss God, people who diss my Stephy and any of my friends or family *glares and cracks my knuckles, and brusselsprouts XP

Stephy is my bestie/body guard/other half (in a non-homosexual way)/sister that was separated from me at birth (even though we are 7 months apart in age)/person I will kill anyone for for so much as LOOKING at her wrong/wifey/(you get the idea)

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Monster by fake-lis reviews
MattxMello vampire fic. When Mello feeds off a redheaded teenager, it sparks feelings he thought had long disappeared. Determined not to let it slip away, he takes the boy home.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,514 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Mello, Matt
Melodious Nocturne by MrsMailJeevas reviews
After Night walkers took over the human world humans are placed into three groups breeders, bleeders and uniques. Because of his red hair and emerald gaze Matt finds himself bought and taken in by the president of the new Vampire world, Mello. Review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Matt, Mello
Accidental Infatuation by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Strange circumstances can lead to strange encounters, but can the accidents occuring lead to infatuation? AU, RiSora, Zemyx and Akuroku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,145 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Hack My Heart by EasternSunflower reviews
"I wanted him to find me attractive. I might even let him dominate me. I needed to boost his confidence and get him to have an emotional attachment to me. I needed to fix the damaged parts, because as Bullet had said, Matt is broken." MattXMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,885 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dear Matt reviews
A letter from Mello to Matt, written completely by Stephanie for Chrissy. She is my Matt, and I love her so. Some language, but nothing too bad.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mello - Complete