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"If all the world's a stage, then I want a refund." - nony0mous
"If at first you don't succeed, you'll never have another chance." - Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" - Puck, A Midsummer Night's Dream
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"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause." - Padme Amidala, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
"How can you fail to take over the world with a booty box full of truffles?" - Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
"I want to be president of the galaxy. Is that too much to ask?" Random Dent, And Another Thing...
"Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home." Dobby, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"Give. Me. The. Bear." Angel, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
"There's nothing more dangerous than someone trying to act for the greater good." Maximum Ride, Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel
"Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Movie)
"Dobby cannot let Harry Potter lose his Wheezy!" Dobby, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" Gazzy, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are." Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"... although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself." Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"Shun the non-believer!" Pink Unicorn, Charlie the Unicorn
"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I – oh no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well … food for thought." GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System), Portal 2 (Trailer)
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" GLaDOS, Portal 2 (on hearing the above quote)
"It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren't they?" Wheatley, Portal 2
"You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything... you'll be perfect." GLaDOS, Portal 2 (Trailer)
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal." Fact Sphere, Portal 2
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has largely been considered a bad move." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"It's like magic but much more expensive." Oliver Watson, I Am a Genius Of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President
"And just then, it connected perfectly to the chickens." Shigeru Miyamato, Iwata Asks
"They are the evil blood suckers who only care about themselves and their own narrow vision of the world. They're kind of like Fox News." Alice Sullen, Vampires Suck
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein
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