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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557373, Profile Updated: 07-15-13
Author has written 7 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, Warehouse 13, and Lost Girl.

I'm a huge fangirl, I write a ridiculous amount of ridiculous stories and I get very irate on Twitter when I watch Warehouse 13.

I love AUs and crossovers.

Doctor Who, Warehouse 13 and Lost Girl are my main fandoms.

And I love that so many people love to read my stories! Thank you so much!

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am taking 'In 5 Years Time' and 'Buttercups and Twizzlers' down because I like the ideas but stuff has happened since that I want to incorporate. I will write new first chapters for each within the next couple of weeks and post them. Thank you for being so patient!

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The Shape of Things to Come by celaenos reviews
An AU Bering and Wells story. Myka and HG in the story of Castle and Beckett. Myka is a detective in NYPD and HG is a famous, womanizing author living with her daughter Christina and her mother. Myka is forced to work with the infuriating English woman and after some time, falls for her charms and the woman herself.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,688 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Myka B., Helena G. W.] - Complete
she pales the light of day by holistic details reviews
H.G.'s really pretty, Myka thinks. She knew this before, of course, and she relearns it every morning H.G. walks into their Comparative Lit. class – but this is a different kind of pretty; softer, and more accessible.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,201 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Goody Two Shoes by professional-geek reviews
Agents Bering and Wells visit Boston to track down an artifact and run into Detective Rizzoli and Dr. Isles. Rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Helena G. W., J. Rizzoli
Broken Glass by carlycarter reviews
Emily/JJ Femslash. Emily receives an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Keys to the Kingdom by starbuckjade reviews
Just another sleep over at Maura's...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,099 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Finally Together by tazlvr2001 reviews
JJ finds herself in the hospital after she admits her feelings for Emily. This is the story of the events that occur when the truth finally comes out. Will they have a happily ever after? CHAPTERS 28, 37 and 60 ARE RATED M!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 152,987 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
7 Minutes by Just Mine-Erato reviews
At a party Glee club play a game of 7 Minutes In Heaven. What will happen when Rachel and Quinn have to spend seven minutes alone together in a closet... Rated M for ridiculously good grammar and punctuation, language and smutty goodness. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Mistakes by TheSilencer xD reviews
Emily's past actions may affect her current relationship with JJ. Can she win her girl back before JJ moves on? Repost of last chapter because I fixed a few things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Saved by B of Ericaland reviews
alternate ending to season 1. what if maura was grabbed instead of jane?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Unexpected Discoveries by wild-angel82 reviews
In an effort to avoid advances from a certain southern detective, JJ tells him that she's dating Emily and even kisses her to prove it. She soon realizes that she can't get that pretend kiss out of her mind… JJ/Emily femslash all the way!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,303 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Above Covers Failure by ArtandLies reviews
She sat in a crumpled pile on the cool concrete, watching that naked ass saunter away. An invitation. A warning. - Sequel to "Under Covers Champion."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Mistletoe Mayhem by rutgers reviews
Response to Challenge - not normally how I write 'em or see 'em but a challenge is a challenge! Enjoy! Please read and review!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Tactile by babydykecate reviews
Jane/Maura femslash. Maura muses on the differences between Jane's approaches to tactility and hers, and debates if their body language suggests a platonic relationship. Minor spoilers for "The Beast in Me", S1E9.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Unresolved Sexual Tension by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Frost has a hypothesis; Jane and Maura unknowingly prove his theory
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
ulvose by melignomon reviews
If there's one thing Amy Pond knows, it's fairy-tales. And she knows that the Happily Ever After isn't the point. Amy/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Undercover Lover by brennooth reviews
Jane has to go undercover. She wants Maura to go with her. What will happen? Jane/Maura.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Maybe I should be a lesbian? by slickchick87 reviews
Making the super-lesbian subtext of Season 1 x 06 even more explicit for your enjoyment. Jane/Maura femmeslash. Rating for language/smut. Chapter 20 Up!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Falling Asleep in an Elevator by LileyKigoSpashleyRizzslesLover reviews
Lt. Grant comes back, wanting another chance with Jane. Is Maura going to let that happen? Jane/Maura. Oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Maura's Bad Habit by notsure2010 reviews
How Maura Isles comes to have a best friend, and then falls in love with her.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,751 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
You're No Hoyt by LileyKigoSpashleyRizzslesLover reviews
"I'm not afraid of you," Maura had said confidently. "I know, because you're like me," Hoyt replied, severely throwing Maura off. Jane/Maura. Oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Minor Haematoma by anxiousgeek reviews
Jane/Maura smut. Jane has a hickey.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2010 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
I'd Be Inclined To Be Yours For The Taking by Navona reviews
Growing up in a world with no stars, Amelia Pond finds an unlikely friend. AU, assuming that this universe continued on even after the events of The Big Bang. Amy/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Confinement by Trufreak89 reviews
Amy wakes up in an prison cell on an unknown world with Doctor River Song for company, and the good Doctor has a unique escape plan.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Assume the Position by fembuck reviews
Jane and Maura play a game of "Bad Cop, Willing Suspect". Jane/Maura, femslash
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Temperance & Other Virtues by Trufreak89 reviews
After a week in the TARDIS River's patience is wearing thin with the happy couple. Amy/River & Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Amy's Choice by axdorkxable reviews
Sequel to Remembering the Forgotten and Eyes Wide Open. Amy makes a choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Eyes Wide Open by axdorkxable reviews
Sequel to Remembering the Forgotten but can be read alone with little confusion. Amy is confused on why River is so upset.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Remembering the Forgotten by axdorkxable reviews
Amy remembers. Pre-Amy/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fairytale Endings by Trufreak89 reviews
Why didn't River stick around for the wedding? Spoilers for 5x13.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
What to Get a Goth for Christmas by Aimz-k reviews
Just what will Agent Todd get Abby for Christmas? Warning:Fem slash
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Abby S., Kate T. - Complete
Abby's New Tattoo by singer-s-lament reviews
Abby has a new tattoo and Kate notices. Girl's night out
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Abby S., Kate T.
What's Beyond Friendship? by lizardwriter reviews
Emily and JJ are developing feelings they never thought they would. Now what are they gonna do about them? Please R&R. Disclaimer: I own nothing related to CM. Please don't sue. Rated M for sex, language, and adult concepts.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,741 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Rule Number Twelve by miseradreamer reviews
With the computer running samples, Abby and Kate need to pass some time. Kate/Abby. Femslash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Abby S., Kate T. - Complete
24 by DarkBard0 reviews
24 hours turns out to be a very, very long time. Femslash warning - JJ/Emily. Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,677 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Good Kisser by Thought reviews
Because playing with people's minds is the highlight of her life.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Abby S., Kate T. - Complete
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Cassiopeia reviews
Love lost might not be as lost as you thought. Lyrics at the start and the title are from 'Cassiopeia' by Sara Bareilles. Neither that, nor the characters are mine.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
forgive and forget
You have always believed that you should forgive and forget. It's what your dad taught you to do when you came home from school with a black eye one day in the 3rd grade. But then you met Helena G. Wells. Pete's POV. Spoilers for lots of things.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Myka B., Pete L., Helena G. W. - Complete
Saving The World Can Wait reviews
It's only coffee. You can do coffee. And then you can go back and take Claudia shopping for her birthday, like you promised. And after that, you can get Chinese takeout and take it home to eat with your family and forget that H.G. is just up the road, playing happy families with all the wrong people. Myka's POV.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Only Human reviews
Lauren never meant to upset Kenzi; she just wanted to know why the other woman hated her.
Lost Girl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Kenzi, Lauren
The Biggest Shipper reviews
Myka and Helena discover Tumblr, fan fiction and who their biggest shipper is.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Myka B., Pete L., Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
Always Watching
After the incident at the end of season 3/beginning of season 4, HG decides to take herself away from her 'family' for a while. But she can't help herself when it comes to keeping an eye on the person she loves the most. Drabble. Myka x HG. SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR 'NO PAIN, NO GAIN'
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Missed My Chance reviews
The movie Maura picked makes Jane think about her relationship with the medical examiner.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
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