Vanex
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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557419, Profile Updated: 03-05-14
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, F.E.A.R., Persona Series, Star Wars, and Overlord.

Profile:

Real Name: Classified

Code Name: Vanex

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Birthday: Sometime between Labor Day and Halloween

Favorite Movies: The Star Wars Movies

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Anime: Steins;Gate

Favorite Video Games: The Kingdom Hearts Series

Favorite Food: Gumbo (Gumbo is to me like Ramen is to Naruto.) (Ramen is good though.)

Personal Quote: "Every person has a dark side. It just depends on how much you listen to it."

Japanese Name (According to a name generator): 天海 Amami (heavenly ocean) 籍真 Kazuma (take part in reality)


Challenges: Check my forum for my challenges.

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Vanex/2557419/


Original Characters (That I plan on adding in future stories):

Profile #1:

Real Name: Unknown

Code Name: Xaven

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Birthday: Unknown

Bio: Not much is known about the origins of the mysterious Xaven. All that is known about him is that he started as a force sensitive human who was captured and experimented on. He was injected with the blood of a demon and it transformed him. He wanders around from universe to universe using a device he created that resembles a wristwatch. He is known to be wearing a sleeveless, black tunic, black pants, a sleeveless, long, black overcoat, with the hood up, and a mask to hide his face. He is always wielding his double-bladed, blue lightsaber. He can command both the light and dark sides of the force.

Profile #2: Error: Profile Lost

Profile #3: Data is partially corrupted

Real Name: Sora Nakamura

Code Name: The Outcast

Age: XX

Gender: Female

Birthday: November 22, XXXX

Bio: No information on her background is available. All that is known is that she's a wanderer, who travels with throughout the Elemental Countries with another wanderer known simply as the Maelstrom. Has black hair and light blue eyes.


Semi-Original Characters:

Profile: Data is partially corrupted

Real Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Code Name: The Maelstrom

Age: XX

Gender: Male

Birthday: October 10, XXXX

Bio: Born in Konohagakure, he is the son of Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage and the Yellow Flash, and Kushina Uzumaki, the Red-Hot Habanero. Elder brother to Mito Namikaze. Currently the container of Kurama, the Kyubi no Yoko. Known to be intelligent and to have a drive to protect those precious to him. After failing to complete a mission to retrieve defecting ninja Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki was executed in Konoha, by Minato Namikaze. After that, the Lost Uzumaki Bloodline kicked in and Naruto regenerated. In his new form, he became a wanderer and took on the alias Maelstrom. Known to be traveling with another wanderer known as the Outcast.

Description of incarnations:

First Incarnation: Looks to be in his early teens. Has blond hair, blue eyes, and whisker marks on his cheeks. Wears orange pants, a t-shirt (varies in color each day), and an orange jacket over the t-shirt, zipped up. He is hyperactive and seems to be naive at times, when in reality he is faking it to hide the pain of his childhood. Also known for pulling off pranks. Met his end via execution at the hands of Minato Namikaze.

Second Incarnation: Initially appears to be in his mid-teens. Has black hair and brown eyes. Wears blue jeans, black and white sneakers, a t-shirt (varies in color each day), and a gray sweater-jacket over the t-shirt, unzipped. Later appearances show him wearing a black trench coat in place of the sweater-jacket. He is no longer hiding his intelligence, but is still hiding the pain of the horrors of his previous life, including the betrayal of his friends and family. Only those closest to him can see the pain he's hiding.


Artwork that awesome people have done:

Naruto and Kushina in The Uzumaki Otokage. Made be dthegrimm. http://dthegrimm.deviantart.com/art/07042011-The-Uzumaki-Otokage-216689290


Stories I'm working on:

The Wandering Maelstrom V2: The Fourth Shinobi War ended with a shocking twist. A couple thought to be dead returns and takes over the Five Great Shinobi Countries. The world is trapped under the reign of the Fire Emperor and the Fire Empress. But, who is this strange wanderer, this Maelstrom, that is dead set on ending their reign? Featuring my OC, Sora.
Main Pairing: Naruto x ?

Rise of the Forgotten Ninja Naruto's life changes after his father, Minato, seals away the Kyūbi into his newborn twin sisters, and for the worse. Within the same year, Minato disowns Naruto and kicks him out of the house. Can Naruto still rise to greatness, despite Minato's attempts to prevent him from doing so? Warning: Minato Bashing
Main Pairing: Naruto x ?

Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja of Uzushiogakure Naruto is framed for the attempted murder of the Raikage, and is sent to Hōzukijō, a prison in Kusagakure. However, this was part of a plan, one that would see Naruto returning to his true home, and to the family he didn't know he had. Warning: Konoha Bashing & Bashing of most of the Konoha 12.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Ryūzetsu

Stories I plan on working on in the future:

The King of Rouran: When Minato seals the Ryumyaku, something goes wrong. In the future, the light of the Ryumyaku fades to reveal only Yamato. Saddened over the apparent loss of Naruto, the team proceeds to leave the ruins of Rouran. Once outside, something shocking happens.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Sara
Current Status: Hiatus

Naruto Uzumaki, A Persona User: (Haseo55's Challenge): After the Invasion of Pain, Naruto's relationship with Konoha, and the people who he thought were his friends, finally falls apart. Blamed for the invasion, as well as being denied his heritage by Tsunade, Naruto decides it's time to leave. His destination is a place outside the Elemental Countries. A place he visited before during his training trip with Jiraiya. A place where his real friends are. A place called Inaba. Takes place after Persona 4. Includes the casts of both Persona 3 and 4. Warning: Bashing of Konoha, the Konoha 12, and Tsunade.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Rise
Current Status: Hiatus

The Origins of Revan: On his way back after escaping from the True Sith Empire, Revan crash lands his ship on a world just outside the Outer Rim. A world he had not seen since he left as a child to become a Jedi. The world of the ninja. As he works on a way to leave the planet, he has to come to terms with his true identity. The identity he ran from all those years ago. For Revan's true name is Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto/Star Wars Crossover.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Bastila
Current Status: Hiatus

Overlord Uzumaki: While training with Jiraiya for the Chunin Exams, Jiraiya tosses Naruto off a cliff. Instead of summoning a toad, Naruto ends up hitting the ground. Luckily for Naruto, his mother, Kushina Uzumaki, just happens to be the daughter of the previous Overlord and his mistress, Kelda. The minions save him and take him back to the Tower. The Third Hokage's deception is revealed. Konoha will have to face the wrath of the new Overlord! Warning: Konoha Bashing.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Tayuya
Current Status: Hiatus

Harry Potter and the Snow White Queen: After being convicted of a crime he didn't commit, and without getting a trial, Harry Potter is sent to Azkaban. An incident happens while he is there, that signals the return of the Snow White Queen, who then frees Harry. Just what does she have planned for Harry? And what will this mean for the fight against Voldemort? Warning: Dumbledore/Weasley/Hermione Bashing.
Main Pairing: Harry x Gwen (Hedwig)
Current Status: Hiatus

Rise of the Demon Realm After being tricked by Mizuki into stealing the Forbidden Scroll, Naruto has lost his faith in the people of Konoha. A certain demon takes advantage of this, and decides to use Naruto to fulfill her goals. The ninja world's days are numbered, for soon the demons will come, and nothing will stop them from claiming this world.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Fem Kyūbi

F.E.A.R. - Project Lazarus After the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto Uzumaki is surprised to find that Konoha's attitude towards him has completely reverted back to what it was. However, strange dreams and odd happenings lead him to discover a terrible truth about the life he thought he had.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Alma

Fullmetal Alchemist - Identity Crisis When Lust raises the possibility that a Homunculus is more real than people think, Sloth finds herself determined to know who she truly is. Is she really Sloth, an artificial human created by the two Elric brothers, or could she actually be...? Uses 2003 anime storyline.
Main Pairing: None

Time Hollow 2 Ethan Kairos thought his life would be peaceful, now that he has stopped Irving. However, his life soon takes a dark turn, leading him on a journey to protect more than just the people he cares about. For this time, the fate of the whole planet is in danger.
Main Pairing: Ethan x ?

The Ninja that Wields the Keyblade Arc 1: Awakening: Sora has been having weird dreams lately. As he seeks to find the answers to his dreams he discovers hidden truths to his life and it all points to having to do with a ninja named Naruto Uzumaki. Post KH2. BBS never happened.
Main Pairing: Sora x Kairi

The GX War: While Jaden is in Neo Space, the majority of Duel Academy, including all of his friends, are converted to the Society of Light. Discovering this upon his return, Jaden can't help but feel betrayed and alone. Haou, the Supreme King, takes advantage of Jaden's weakness and convinces Jaden to give in to him. The Society members suddenly find themselves on the defensive. All because of one mysterious boy in a black suit of armor. The war between Light and Darkness has begun. And regardless of the outcome, can Jaden be saved from the Darkness?
Main Pairing: Jaden x Alexis

Return of the Supreme Rulers: In the duel between Axel and the Supreme King, Axel loses. Before he is sent to the stars, he manages to give the Eye of Orichalcum to Syrus. Aware of just how close he came to losing, the Supreme King summons his forces and they drive Syrus and the others out of the castle. Fortunately, for Syrus, the Eye shows him another way to defeat the Supreme King. Long ago, to maintain the balance between the Light and the Darkness, the Supreme King of Darkness was married to the Supreme Queen of Light. Just as the King was reincarnated as Jaden Yuki, the Queen was reincarnated too. The Queen is the only one with the power to restore the balance within Jaden's mind. The question is, who is the Supreme Queen?
Main Pairings: Jaden x ? & Supreme King x Supreme Queen

Title to be added soon: After an accident during a mission, Naruto wakes up in the Konoha hospital to the joy of his loving parents. But then, he wakes up in the Konoha hospital to the joy of his friends, and then wakes up back with his parents. Two worlds. One real, one fake. Will Naruto be able to figure out which is which? And what does the Kurama clan heiress have to do with any of this?
Main Pairing: Naruto x Yakumo

Title to be added soon: What if Jeremie didn't figure out that the Franz Hopper who took over for him was an imposter in time? Betrayed by who they thought was Franz Hopper, the Lyoko gang is defeated. But then Ulrich is brought back to Earth by Jeremie, only to find that things have changed. Deviates from Episode 49.
Main Pairings: Ulrich x Yumi, Jeremie x Aelita, Odd x OC, & William x Sissi

Yu Yu Hakusho: The Ninja and the Psychic: Not much is known about the past of Yusuke Urameshi's teacher, Genkai. During the time Genkai is training Yusuke for the Dark Tournament, she tells him a story that happened when she was younger, a story that involves a man named Naruto Uzumaki.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Genkai (Younger)

Naruto: The Hunger Games: An orphan since birth, young Naruto struggles to survive the streets of District 12. But how will he manage, when he is selected for the Hunger Games? And why does the richest couple in the Capitol have a great interest in him?
Main Pairing: Naruto x ?

A Different Unwound Future: Professor Hershel Layton and his apprentice, Luke Triton, receive a letter from a future version of Luke. Following the instructions in the letter, they find themselves transported 10 years into the future, in order to stop an evil Hershel, and his wife Claire. Will they succeed, or will Layton succumb to his dark fate? Alternate version of Unwound Future.
Main Pairing: Hershel x Claire

The Evans Legacy: It is well known that James Potter came from a rich, pureblood family, while Lily Evans was a muggleborn. But is that the truth? Guided by the spirit of his mother, Harry learns the secrets of the Evans family, and gains an inheritance that no one would ever expect to exist. Manipulative Dumbledore Bashing.
Main Pairing: Harry x ?

Title to be added soon: In the days after Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, everyone at Hogwarts doesn't believe that Harry didn't put his name in the Goblet, including those he thought were his friends. At that moment, Harry makes a drastic choice, ending his time at Hogwarts. However, it isn't the end of Harry's life, not by a long shot. Hogwarts Bashing. Magical Britain Bashing.
Main Pairing: Harry x OC

Title to be added soon: Naruto is one of the top ninja in Konoha. During a mission, he and his teammates are killed. But then, Naruto awakens in Historia, where twins Teo and Lippti tell him that he is to use the White Chronicle to save the world. Returning to the past, just before his death, Naruto begins his journey. Can he save the world? Or will the wielder of the Black Chronicle stop him? Slight crossover with Radiant Historia.
Main Pairing: Naruto x ?

Stories that are completed:

A Lost Outcast: Sora Nakamura is a runaway, having been living on the run for two years. But how did she get here in the first place? And who is this kind man that calls himself the Maelstrom? One-shot. Side story to The Wandering Maelstrom.
Main Pairing: None.

I Was Under the Impression Kushina Namikaze; her husband, Minato; her son, Arashi; and her twin daughters, Mito and Motoko, return home from a family vacation to find they had forgotten to bring Naruto with them. But, is this the first time that's happened? Naruto gives his family a dose of reality, along with a surprise decision about his future. Warning: Namikaze Family Bashing.
Main Pairing: None.

Story Graveyard:

The Anniversary Present: Hit singer Arashi Namaki, formerly known as Naruto Uzumaki, returns to Konoha to perform his latest concert. But why did he leave Konoha in the first place? Why did he change his name? And what events lead to Naruto getting married?
Main Pairing: Naruto x Amaru
Cause of Death: Violated one of the rules.

Konoha's F.E.A.R.: Konoha has been experimenting with being able to command their soldiers with psychic commanders. When one of the commanders, Paxton Fettel, goes mad, a special ANBU force, called FEAR, is called in to deal with the problem. FEAR has recently gotten a new addition, a mysterious man with blond hair, blue eyes, and whisker marks. The man has no history, no past, and no name. As the group proceeds on their mission, multiple mysteries are brought up. Who is FEAR's new Point Man? What does Paxton aim to accomplish? And what is the connection between Paxton, the Point Man, and a mysterious girl named Kushina Uzumaki? Naruto/F.E.A.R. Crossover.
Main Pairing: None
Cause of Death: Discontinued.

Appearances Can Be Deceiving: Naruto used to think that Konoha was a great village despite the way he was treated. But after meeting certain people, as well as Naruto's true origins being revealed, he can now see the village for what it really is and decides to join up with Sound and the Akatsuki to help bring an end to Konoha. Good Orochimaru. Good Akatsuki. Evil Konoha. Living Kushina.
Main Pairing: Kyuubi x Akane
Cause of Death: Discontinued

The Uzumaki Otokage: (Mystic 6 Tailed Naruto's Challenge): On the night of the Kyuubi attack, the previous host, Kushina Uzumaki, disappears. The Third assumes she died and life goes on. Years later, a new village appears on the map when ninja from it are sent to participate in the Chunin Exams. Naruto Uzumaki is wary. The members of the new village seem to have an interest in him, and the Kyuubi can't shake the feeling that there is something familiar about their leader. Warning: Konoha/Team 7/Fourth Hokage Bashing.
Main Pairing: Evil Naruto x Evil Kushina
Cause of Death: Discontinued.

The Uzumaki Hokage: This summary is classified. No one in Konoha is bashed, except for the civilians, and the early versions of Sakura and Ino. If you want to know what the story idea for this is, you'll have to read the prologue.
Main Pairings: Minato x Kushina & Naruto x ?
Cause of Death: Discontinued.

The Beginning of the Maelstrom: When Kakashi arrives at the Valley of the End, he finds Naruto dying and Sasuke unconscious. He decides that Naruto isn't worth saving and leaves him to die. However, he never knew Minato Namikaze's final secret. He was a Time Lord. Naruto/Doctor Who Crossover. Warning: Team 7 and Konoha Bashing.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Ino
Cause of Death: Discontinued

The Rise to Greatness: (Eion1231's Challenge): Naruto (who was born five years sooner) watches as his father seals the Kyuubi into his newborn twin sisters: Motoko and Mito. This causes the village to treat the twins as heroes for holding back the Kyuubi. Unfortunately, Minato and Kushina focus their love and attention on the two twins, while leaving Naruto alone. Can Naruto still rise to greatness, despite being forgotten by his own family and village? Warning: Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, & Minato Bashing.
Main Pairing: Harem: Naruto x Kushina x Motoko x Mito x Mikoto x FemKyuubi x Yugao x Mei x Yakumo
Cause of Death: Discontinued.

Rise of Uzushiogakure: (Lovinaelita's Challenge): When the Nami no Kuni mission happens, Team 8 comes along with Team 7. During the mission, both Naruto and Hinata disappear. When the Chunin Exams roll around, the two appear again. Wait, they're representing Uzushio? Kushina's the Uzukage? The third teammate is Naruto's sister? And when did Naruto get a hybrid of the Rinnegan and Sharingan? Warning: Konoha Bashing. Team 7 Bashing.
Main Pairing: Harem: Naruto x Hinata x Female Kyuubi x Kushina x Mito (as in Naruto's sister)
Cause of Death: Discontinued

Naruto: The King of Uzushiogakure: On the night of the Kyubi attack, Minato comes up with an insidious plan to use his son Naruto as a weapon for Konoha, and dies knowing Hiruzen will carry out the plan. However, he never expected for Kushina to return to Konoha. It doesn't take her long to find out Naruto is alive. Slight Naruto/Guilty Crown Crossover. Evil Konoha leaders. Main Pairings: Naruto x Mito (Twin sister) & Kushina x OC.
Cause of Death: Discontinued

The Wandering Maelstrom: Naruto's family returns to Konoha only to betray him and kill him. But, Naruto undergoes a regeneration. In his new form, he wanders the world, helping people. Full summary on profile. Konoha Bashing. Namikaze Bashing, kind of.
Main Pairing: Naruto x Sora 'OC'
Cause of Death: Discontinued


What Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto)

Your Result: Hokage

You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#)

Whats your Element ?

Your Result: Fūton (( Wind ))

The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors.

What element lies within you?

Your Result: Light

You love to wear white but dislike black. you are very calm but sometimes overreact to simple things. you think of possible ways to run away and get everyone to safety. you put everyone else above yourself, you try to avoid a fight but are ready when it happens. your power consist of drawing on light to blind enemies and run to safety. you can also from heat and light to blind and burn your enemies to a from at which they can not be recognized.


ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) - I found mine to be really funny. It's because most of it is true. Especially the part about being extremely weird.

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (sad but true)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja of Uzushiogakure reviews
Naruto is framed for the attempted murder of the Raikage, and is sent to Hōzukijō, a prison in Kusagakure. However, this was part of a plan, one that would see Naruto returning to his true home, and to the family he didn't know he had. Warning: Konoha Bashing & Bashing of most of the Konoha 12. Main Pairing: Naruto x Ryūzetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/15 - [Naruto U., Ryūzetsu] Kushina U.
Rise of the Forgotten Ninja reviews
Naruto's life changes after his father, Minato, seals away the Kyūbi into his newborn twin sisters, and for the worse. Within the same year, Minato disowns Naruto and kicks him out of the house. Can Naruto still rise to greatness, despite Minato's attempts to prevent him from doing so? Warning: Minato Bashing Main Pairing: Naruto x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/15 - Naruto U.
The Wandering Maelstrom V2 reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended with a shocking twist. A couple thought to be dead returns and takes over the Five Great Shinobi Countries. The world is trapped under the reign of the Fire Emperor and the Fire Empress. But, who is this strange wanderer, this Maelstrom, that is dead set on ending their reign? Featuring my OC, Sora. Main Pairing: Naruto x ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/19 - Naruto U., OC
I Was Under The Impression reviews
Kushina Namikaze; her husband, Minato; her son, Arashi; and her twin daughters, Mito and Motoko, return home from a family vacation to find they had forgotten to bring Naruto with them. But, is this the first time that's happened? Naruto gives his family a dose of reality, along with a surprise decision about his future. Warning: Namikaze Family Bashing. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/13 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Minato N., OC - Complete
The Uzumaki Hokage reviews
This summary is classified. No one in Konoha is bashed, except for the civilians, and the early versions of Sakura and Ino. If you want to know what the story idea for this is, you'll have to read the prologue. Main Pairings: Minato x Kushina & Naruto x ? Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Snow White Queen reviews
After being convicted of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is sent to Azkaban. An incident happens while he is there, that signals the return of the Snow White Queen, who then frees Harry. Just what does she have planned for Harry? And what will this mean for the fight against Voldemort? Warning: Dumbledore/Weasley/Hermione Bashing. Main Pairing: Harry x Gwen (Hedwig) Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
The Wandering Maelstrom reviews
Naruto's family returns to Konoha only to betray him and kill him. But, Naruto undergoes a regeneration. In his new form, he wanders the world, helping people. Full summary on profile. Konoha Bashing. Namikaze Bashing, kind of. Main Pairing: Naruto x Sora 'OC'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: The King of Uzushiogakure reviews
On the night of the Kyubi attack, Minato comes up with an insidious plan to use his son Naruto as a weapon for Konoha, and dies knowing Hiruzen will carry out the plan. However, he never expected for Kushina to return to Konoha. It doesn't take her long to find out Naruto is alive. Slight Naruto/Guilty Crown Crossover. Main Pairings: NarutoxMito*Sister* & KushinaxOC. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,066 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
A Lost Outcast reviews
Sora Nakamura is a runaway, having been living on the run for two years. But how did she get here in the first place? And who is this kind man that calls himself the Maelstrom? One-shot. Side story to The Wandering Maelstrom. Main Pairing: None
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Overlord Uzumaki reviews
When Jiraiya tosses Naruto off the cliff, he hits the bottom instead of summoning a toad. Gnarl and the other minions save him and take him to be the new Overlord. Full summary on profile. Warning: Konoha Bashing. Main Pairing: Naruto x Tayuya. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U.
Konoha's FEAR reviews
The summary was too long, yet again. Check my profile. Be prepared for something different. Enjoy. Main Pairing: None. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Naruto U., P. Fettel
Rise of Uzushiogakure reviews
Lovinaelita's Challenge: On the Nami no Kuni mission, Team 8 goes with Team 7. During the mission, both Naruto and Hinata disappear. They reappear again at the Chunin Exams, except they're Uzushio ninja. Full summary on profile. Harem list on profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The King of Rouran reviews
When Minato seals the Ryumyaku, something goes wrong. In the future, the light of the Ryumyaku fades to reveal only Yamato. Saddened over the loss of Naruto, the team proceeds to leave the ruins of Rouran. Once outside, something shocking happens. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sāra
The Origins of Revan reviews
Revan crash lands on his true home world, and has to come to terms with the life he left behind when he went to become a Jedi, as he tries to escape the planet. The life of Naruto Uzumaki. Full summary on profile. Main Pairing: Naruto x Bastila Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Naruto U., Bastila S.
Naruto Uzumaki, A Persona User reviews
I really need to find a way to shorten my summaries, don't I? Naruto x Persona Series Crossover. Takes place after Persona 4. Main Pairing: Naruto x Rise. Side Pairings are listed in the prologue. Warning: Bashing of Konoha, the Konoha 12, and Tsunade. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., Rise K.
Appearances Can Be Deceiving reviews
My summary for this story was too long. Look at my profile for the summary. Main Pairing: Kyuubi x Akane Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Rise to Greatness reviews
Eion1231's Challenge: You guys know the drill. Check my profile for the summary. Warning: Team 7 and Minato Bashing. Main Pairing: Harem: Naruto x Kushina x Motoko x Mito x Mikoto x FemKyuubi x Yugao x Mei x Yakumo Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Otokage reviews
Mystic 6 Tailed Naruto's Challenge: On the night Kushina give birth to Naruto, she is kidnapped and then given to Orochimaru, who makes her his successor. Twelve years later, she returns to Konoha to take back Naruto. Warning: Konoha/Team 7/Fourth Hokage bashing. Main Pairing: Evil Naruto x Evil Kushina Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,188 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Beginning of the Maelstrom reviews
My summary was slightly too long. Look at my profile for the summary. Naruto/Doctor Who crossover. Main Pairing: Naruto x Ino. Warning: Team 7 Bashing & Konoha Bashing. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,298 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Ninja that Wields the Keyblade Arc 1:Awakening reviews
Sora has been having weird dreams lately. As he seeks to find the answers to his dreams he discovers hidden truths to his life and it all points to having to do with a ninja named Naruto Uzumaki. Post KH2. BBS never happened. Main Pairing: Sora x Kairi
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sora - Complete