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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557529, Profile Updated: 09-27-17
Author has written 943 stories for Shugo Chara!, Fruits Basket, Twilight, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Tutu, Rise of the Guardians, Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy´s, My Little Monster/となりの怪物くん, Soul Eater, Super Smash Brothers, Misc. Books, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Nightmare Before Christmas, My Little Pony, Elder Scroll series, H2O: Just Add Water, Host, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Inside Out, Toradora!, 1984, Othello, Road, Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア, Kane Chronicles, Batman, No. 6, Frozen, Suicide Squad, Zootopia, Maximum Ride, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, Moana, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, and Hunger Games.

Hi! Thank you for reading my fanfiction(s). I have a fictionpress account you can visit it at this link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/817679/

I am now admining a Facebook page with my good friend, SarcasmHurts; It is a Nyotalia Pairing page! Here's the link, https://www.facebook.com/pages/NyoPairings/1508451022752756?ref=tn_tnmn

Oh, you should check out SarcasmHurt's stories as well: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6967273/SarcasmHurts or her old account:https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6105999/TheGamingOtaku

I also made a newer Youtube account recently, and the link is right here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy8NYp4gvfS9njvzwRFRN8g

My old one is Tadamuoramutoheart: https://www.youtube.com/user/tadamuoramutoheart/featured

Here is a 2P!Pairings page that I admin by myself: https://www.facebook.com/TheDarkPairingsOfTheHetaliaUniverse?ref=hl

I opened up a multifandom roleplaying forum with some help from some friends of mine, and if you like to roleplay or would like to try it out, here's the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Corner-Place-Multifandom-Roleplaying-Group/181487/

I recently became an admin of a group called the Plagiarism Project which deals with people stealing others' work and claiming it as their own. Plagiarism is a huge problem in many fandoms, and should never be tolerated or liked. Plagiarism is also considered a crime. Like all crimes it should be stopped. Here's the link to the forum to report any plagiarized works, and it even expresses more detail than what I just said: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Plagiarism-Project/176783/

I created an 8tracks account recently and here is the link, so that you can listen to the playlist(s) that I've made:

I recently completed my part of a gift fic exchange, and I shall leave you the other writer's account info: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047776/ or her AO3 account:

Check out my friend's deviantart account! (She's the same one that was admining a page with me, and has two fanfic accounts!):

I've recently co-written a story with one of my amazing friends and the link to it is right here as he posted the story! (Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12013030/1/A-Nudge-in-the-Right-Direction) -The story can be found in my favorites or by going to my friend's profile page and finding the story titled A Nudge In The Right Direction here: ImperatorAnonymous

Links to stories of mine that are translated into other languages!

Frozen Fire in Mandarin Chinese instead of English link (Frozen/The Rise Of The Guardians crossover with the main pairing of Jelsa.): (If the link does not show it is h t t p : / / tieba . baidu . com / p / 4532411823?lp=5028&mo_device=1&is_jingpost=0&pn=0& ) -Remove the spaces and the end parenthesis.

He Couldn't Have Her in Vietnamese instead of English (Onesided!FraViet Hetalia fanfic): (If link doesn't work: //babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/17/ one-shot-he-couldnt-have-her-hetalia-franceviet/)-Remove the spaces and the parenthesis.

These Moments Together in Vietnamese instead of English (PruViet, Hetalia fanfic): (If link doesn't work: babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/17/ drabble-these-moments-together-hetalia-pruviet/)-Remove spaces and parenthesis.

Truthfully In Love in Vietnamese instead of English (Hong Kong X Taiwan X Vietnam three way pairing, Hetalia fanfic): (If link doesn't work: babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/20/ drabble-truthfully-in-love-hetalia/)-Remove spaces and parenthesis.

To Fall Asleep With No Worry in Russian instead of English (AmeLiet, Hetalia fanfic): (If link doesn't work: https : / / ficbook . net / readfic / 5726911/14723671) -Remove spaces and parenthesis.

I can't think of any other links to share with you, so I'll leave it at that!


I'm bored, so Hetalia ships that I intend to write for/ have written for just not posted yet: (I have a tendency to write multiple fanfics for one pairing, and this is just a list of ships that I ship or I am writing for or that I haven't posted or had up before.) (Keep a lookout on my stories as I may surprise you with a giftfic which happens more than people realize, I may even have it planned out for you.)

(Some I am working on and some not so much...)

Possibly Switzerland X North Italy X Liechtenstein (That makes sense in my head...)

(Note: I may write these ships differently than their regular. I'm also prone to write something not on this list.)

(Any pairing that pops in to my head...)

(I ship a lot or find other ships so interesting to write for...)

(Ahh... I know that I forgot several!)

(I have more, but they are slipping my mind. I will probably delete one pairing at a time from this, and this only covers a small part of what I ship or enjoy writing for.)


A tumblr page that I found randomly since I don't have a tumblr that inspired a few fanfics of mine:

I will make a list of what it inspired right here for every fanfic that came from one of their prompts:

Hidden Truth

The Two Artistic Italians

Comfort Food

My Family

Waking Up To Pancakes

Burger Confession

Storms Make Friends And Lead To Romance At Times

The Way That We Met

Almost Caught

Not So Scary

Unlawful Anger And Love

Results After Breakup

Love By The Roller Coaster

Crashing Waves And Nude Paintings

The Big Date

Ticklish Belly

Wifi And News

Failed Relationships And Pregnancies

Half-Siblings

Pizza For Dinner Or Each Other

Sharing Coffee

Images

How To Flirt With An Italian

Fat?

How To Pretend To Be Single

Simple Joys

The Love Of A Witch

The New Characters

Falling Rocks

Not Alone Anymore

Late And Rude Awakening

The Request

Soaked And Trembling

Life Alert

When We Dance

Awkward Seduction Attempt

The Meme Answer

Waiting To Be Drawn

Learning To Dance

Lipstick Smears

We Only Have Each Other Now
Her Romeo

Too Soon Meant Nothing Anymore

Gracias Por Todos

Fancy Dinner And Paid Taxes Or Jail Time

Our Honeymoon In Ancient Greece

Stubborn Ducks

By Your Side, I'm Whole


You got a little too into flag football and tackled me and now you have to carry me to the nurses office ‘cause you broke my leg you asshole -ar-gyle. This prompt inspired a oneshot of mine, and all credit for the prompt goes to ar-gyle.

I'm Sorry For Meeting You This Way

I found more prompts by ar-gyle that have inspired me as well, so here are the other fanfics inspired off of ar-gyle's prompts.

I'll Miss You Once You Are Gone


Do not imagine your OTP in the following situation:

Person A is walking down the hallway at school/work and Person B walks up behind them and pulls on their bag to get their attention. Person A flips out into self defense mode and this is really awkward because I’ve pinned you against the wall with my elbow in your throat and our faces are inches from each others and we are ~just friends~ but holy fuck do you look hot when you’re mad and you just pinned me against a wall and there is a lot of possible sexual tension here lord help. teenagefrankzhang. This prompt that I found on Tumblr inspired a one shot of mine.

How We Began In High School


I have two fanfics that are now up that are inspired off of PromptSpot on Tumblr. They will be labeled on the fanfiction summaries as well as with the pictures as that is how the prompts are on PromptSpot. Here is my list for them:

To Disappear

Our Second Anniversary


I have some fanfics that are or will be inspired by woah-au, so here is the list:

The Art Of Jellyfish


I have a few ideas that may spread to several ideas inspired by putthepromptsonpaper on Tumblr.(The prompt shall be listed with what is inspired by it. The prompts there are gorgeous from what I've seen, and now I'm nervous over my inspiration, and I hope that the person who runs it doesn't mind me writing fanfiction off of it. I'll list the fandom and pairing if that applies.)

“I liked you because you didn’t know how broken I am. But I need you to know. Because if you don’t see my cracks, then you aren’t really seeing me.” -To Let You See All Of Me (Hetalia/RusIta)


Fanfiction inspired off of prompts given to me by a friend. :)

Broken Beyond Belief(Hetalia/Belarus centric with very light onesided!RusBela.) (Link: dailyteachingtools.com/journal-writing-prompts.html)
Grown Alike From Hatred(Hetalia/Spain & Portugal as pirates with their sort of hatred sort of not bond with mentions of Hetero!SpUK.) (Link: creative-writing-help.com)
Forgotten Anniversary(Hetalia/Lietbel/with references to past!Onesided!RusBela.) (Link: dailyteachingtools.com/journal-writing-prompts.html)

Wedding Nerves And Jitters (Hetalia/SpaBel) (Link: creative-writing-help.com)

Chirping Disaster (Hetalia/America and nuclearly formed creature based/no pairings.) (No link as my friend wrote out and came up with the prompt herself.)


A list of fanfiction inspired off of sentence-fragments on tumblr. Some may have the prompt with them.

My Sweet Protection -"I will always be there to protect you."

Pink Sock

Perhaps I Do Like This -"You look incredible in that."
Matching New Outfits And Balancing Our Careers For Our Children -"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."


List of fanfiction inspired off of For The Masochist In You off of Tumblr(
The One Lifetime We Weren't (SpaMano various ways)


Here's a list of fanfiction inspired off of shittyaus on Tumblr:
Comfort For An Insomniac (SpaMano/I know you’re an insomniac and all but if you keep pacing at 3 AM i will personally cut your legs off because it’s keeping me up.)

Why? (Amnesiac!Finland, Sweden friendship, sort of onesided Finland ships with various nations/i have no idea what mistletoe is and why the heck is someone trying to kiss me H E L P)


Here is a list of fanfiction inspired off of unblockingwritersblock off of Tumblr.
How To Keep A Demon The Correct Way By Yukio Okumura (Title prompt: How To Keep A Demon The Correct Way)

Held Up Outside The Door (Dialogue prompt: “If you don’t let me in that room he’s going to die, and then me and you are going to have a problem. Understand?”)


Here is a list of my fanfics that were inspired off of promptsofthesoul on Tumblr, dialogue prompts shall be in parenthesis beside the fanfic:
Red Paint("I'm an artist; I'm allowed to be covered in paint.")


Here is a list of prompts inspired off of Daily AU Prompts off of Tumblr (

The Boy With The Sketchbook


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of prompts from OTP Prompts And OT3 Prompts from Tumblr (

Passion Defeats Doubt


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote based off of prompts from PromptPlots on Tumblr: (
Too Tall Of A Tree (Elsa/Anna, Frozen) ( “Can I put the tree topper on this year?”)


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of the amazing prompts from WitterPrompts on Tumblr: ( (The dialogue prompt will be in parenthesis beside the fanfic that it inspired.)

To Love The Son Of Your Sworn Enemy (“I’ve always had faith in you.”)


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote inspired off of OopsPrompts on Tumblr: ( (Dialogue prompts are in the parenthesis beside the title.)

I Won't Do It Again, I Promise (“You can’t murder people just for being ignorant and obnoxious.” “Maybe you can’t.”)
The Most Amazing Man In The World Is In Love With Me (“People will think we’re dating!” “OK.” "Wait … Are we dating?")


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote off of the Writers Are Writers' prompts: (Dialogue prompts that inspired the fanfic are off to the side.) (

Time May Pass, But Love Only Grows Stronger(“You kept it…” “Don’t you start reading too much into it. You gave me something, I liked it. End of story.”)


Here is the list of fanfics that I wrote inspired off of One True Pairing Ideas on Tumblr (Dialogue prompts are off to the side.):
To Be Treated Out To Eat ( “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public.”)


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of the prompts from alice-moving-under-skies: (

To Have Way Too Much Fun With Our Roles


I recently wrote and finished writing a fanfiction for TaiCan(Hetalia) based off of an OTP Challenge in particular The 30 Days Of OTP Challenge off of Tumblr. I filled out every prompt in order, one post a day. (TaiCan is technically not my OTP, but I do ship it, and it needs more love as it is mostly unknown to the Hetalia fandom.)

Challenge prompts listed:
30 Days of OTP Challenge
Holding hands
Cuddling somewhere
Gaming/watching a movie
On a date
Kissing
Wearing each others’ clothes
Cosplaying
Shopping
Hanging out with friends
With animal ears
Wearing kigurumis
Making out
Eating ice cream
Genderswapped
In a different clothing style
During their morning ritual(s)
Spooning
Doing something together
In formal wear
Dancing
Cooking/baking
In battle, side-by-side
Arguing
Making up afterwards
Gazing into each others’ eyes
Getting married
On one of their birthdays
Doing something ridiculous
Doing something sweet
Doing something hot


I recently finished an OT3 Challenge, and so here are the prompts for it. (Some I modified to make less raunchy, because I don't write things that are really raunchy, but these were the original prompts regardless.)

OT3 Challenge by bearspeak
1. Baking
2. Sleeping

3. Genderbend

4.Just hanging out (could be any activity from reading books to watching tv, etc.)
5. Watching Tv
6. Kisses on the cheek

7. Massages

8. Cosplaying

9. Comfort
10. Possesive (can be amongst each other or other people)

11. Music (can be just silly sing alongs, or some singing/playing to the other)

12. Photo sets (can be something like a reel from a photobooth to Purikura)

13. Amusement Park

14. Childhood (what they would all be like as little kids together, or any one of them being depicted as a child, etc.)
15. Date

16. Fairytale

17. Doing something steamy/naughty
18. Feeling left out/third wheel
19. Being included again (being shown they matter in the group)

20. In the rain

21. Lost

22. Day at the beach

23. Hide and Seek
24. Animal ears/features

25. Detectives
26. Fetish
27. Making the Other Watch (nsfw)

28. Celebrating one of their birthdays

29. Ploygamous marriage

30. Being a family (depicting life after marriage, with or without Child(ren) )

EXTRA:

31. Three Parents (If guy/girl/guy then one child from each guy. If girl/guy/girl then a baby from each girl. If guy/guy/guy then adoption. If girl/girl/girl then adoption or there’s the choice of a sperm bank for either one, two or all three girls)
32. Sick
33. Drunk


Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this onto my profile, I vow to respect other pairings and the people who like them.
1) 'I will not insult the authors, explain why the characters cannot be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.'
2) 'I will give my opinions but will not insult pairings.'
3) 'I will avoid reading about pairings if I hate them.'
4) 'I will keep an open mind about stories even if I despise the pairing.'
If you agree then you will paste this onto your profile.
(I ship several different ships as made evident by my stories, and I love to get in to new pairings! I'd love it if you want to show me that greatness of a ship that I don't ship yet! I do like some incestuous ships, but I write them as unrelated characters usually! Feel free to request ships for me to write about or look up!)


My faith: Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...

He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...

He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..

He had no army , yet the kings feared him..

He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...

He commited no crime , yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...

If you belive in God and Jesus Christ his son

then copy and paste this into your" style="cursor:pointer;text-decoration:underline;border-bottom: 1px solid green;color:green;padding-bottom:1px;" onclick=initTrans('')>your profile

If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says

"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Feeling blue? Talk to God today!


"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him, shall not perish, but have eternal life." John 3:16.


if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.


If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwriter341, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, sctwilightvampwolfgal


If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of teens will not stand up for God, so repost this into your profile if you are one of the two precent that will stand up for God.


To all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth.Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.


When I was 13-year-old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn't really a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question. I said ‘sure it is, you've either had sex before him, or you haven’t’. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12-years-old when it happened.

In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy “friend” starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favorite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didn't sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till if the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and she’ll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And I’m in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular color.

And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasn't going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasn't even sex, he just masturbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.

And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9-years-old, her 12-year-old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesn't even remember it but that it’s something that she’ll never have the luxury of forgetting.

And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and I was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.

And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who I had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldn't feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying “stop” over and over like a broken record but he must have heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said “we should do this again sometime”. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.

And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonald’s first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didn't listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just “asking for attention” and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.

And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.

And I’m so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I don’t know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And… Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.

-16 year old girl


You say vampires, I say Countries

You say Rob Pattinson, I say Scott Freeman

You say Bella and Edward, I say Austria and Hungary

You say Team Edward, I say Team Axis/Allies

You say Bella, I say Liechtenstein

You say Jacob, I say America

You say Jasper, I say Japan

You say Alice, I say Hungary

You say Rosalie, I say Belarus

You say the wolf pack, I say The BTT

You say Emmett, I say Germany

You say Carlisle, I say England

You say Esme, I say Hungary

You say Forks, I say Silesia


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


What's yours?

List twelve of your favorite characters from Hetalia, in no particular order.

1. Hungary

2.Prussia

3.France

4.Spain

5.North Italy

6.Romano

7.South Korea

8.China

9.Russia

10.Norway

11.Wy

12.Sealand

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hmm... Yesterday, I believe.

"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

Hungary and South Korea are in a happy relationship until Russia runs off with South Korea. Hungary, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Wy and a brief unhappy affair with Sealand, then follows the wise advice of North Italy and finds true love with Prussia. Uhh... Is Hungary now a bi-pedophile?

What title would you give this fic?

How The Hungarian Found True Love With Her Best Friend

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If South Korea and China were canon, I'd be devastated. I love China! I do need to find an amazing South Korea shipping; I haven't really been looking.

What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be ecstatic! We act similar, and I'm sure that we'd get along well!

How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

China and Wy are in a closet with a rubber ducky? They better not be doing anything nasty! Wy's pretty young anyway, and China's mine! I would probably scream.

How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Prussia dissed me; he probably didn't think that I was awesome or something like that. I would probably cry; I am a very emotional person!

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?

Russia and France are in bed together! I would cry, and scream. I am in love with Russia. I have a feeling though that that wouldn't happen. Let's play a game of what would England do if he caught them!

What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?

If I found out that Sealand was a rapist! What? He is underage. I would probably question his brother, England, about this, and try to explain to the poor child that rape is wrong. That is a disturbing picture though.

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Norway is rummaging through my stuff? I would probably squeal and hug him! I would proceed to ask him where his brother, Iceland, is, so that my sister could go out with Iceland.

What would you think if Two was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If Two is already emo and slits his/her wrists already, what would you think if they became the most optimistic person in the world?

Why would Prussia do that? I would cry, and hold him. I would tell him that Prussia is the most awesome country that ever existed, and that he is still awesome. I would tell him about his fangirls, and explain to him that he is a well-loved country.

What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

If Spain gave me a daisy, I would probably squeal, and hug him. I would thank him profusely, and explain to him that he is the character in which I relate most too. I would also tell him that he is my favorite of The BTT!

Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would Romano steal my hairbrush? I would ask for it back kindly, and call up my friend to inform her sister that I have seen Romano. She would be thrilled at that. I'd probably hug him just because he is there, and gush over his cuteness! He has an adorable personality! Ooh, that would be so fun!

Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

South Korea, Russia, and Spain have banded together? I can't see why Russia would do that. I'd probably try to kiss Russia, and giggle over the song. If Spain is singing, I'd fangirl all over them!

Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

Prussia and Wy are my teachers? Is Wy even old enough to teach? I'd be thrilled, but knowing Prussia, I wouldn't learn much. Wy would probably teach well, but with an attitude. Oh, I'd love her class!


You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when:

You refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed.

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

You want to go to a UN meeting.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

You know facts about other countries that creep people out.

When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.

You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.

You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.

You laugh when you see a broken chair.

You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.

You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.

Historical figures are now your celebrities.

Historians are fanfic writers to you.

Historical pictures are fan art to you.

The UN meetings are now a sitcom.

It’s impossible to hate a country.

All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.

You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.


"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow don't get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons."

"Do as China...When startled, grab a wok."

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

"Do as Japan...Show intruders no mercy."

"Do as Natsu...when in doubt, punch someone"

"Do as Erza...unlock the armor surrounding your heart."

"Do as Juvia...never EVER give up on the one you love."

"Do as Tamaki...if you don't have a family, just build one of your own!"

"Do as Kid...balance your world...or fall on the floor crying about how the world is anything BUT balanced"

"Do as Hikaru and Kaoru...let your world grow"

"We may not always be able to carry our fallen comrades home, but we always carry their memory." - Levi (Attack on Titan)

"When life changes to be harder, change yourself to be stronger"- Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)


Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans KNOW being invisible is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselves because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans wouldn't kill themselves because they love themselves too much.

Normal people say, "Yolo and Swag." Hetalian Fans say, "Make Pasta not War. "

Normal People love Florida! Hetalia Fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida.

Normal People say they are cool. Hetalian Fans say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fans are already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fans are Mother Russia.

Normal People aren't heros. Hetalian Fans are SuperMan!

Normal People listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fans listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans are a family!

Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia Fans live with unicorns!

Normal People won't repost this. Hetalia Fans will repost this!


You say vampires, I say Countries

You say Rob Pattinson, I say Scott Freeman

You say Bella and Edward, I say Austria and Hungary

You say Team Edward, I say Team Axis/Allies

You say Bella, I say Liechtenstein

You say Jacob, I say America

You say Jasper, I say Japan

You say Alice, I say Hungary

You say Rosalie, I say Belarus

You say the wolf pack, I say The BTT

You say Emmett, I say Germany

You say Carlisle, I say England

You say Esme, I say Hungary

You say Forks, I say Silesia


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for VACATION Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


Please tell everyone to help stop shark finning tell this to everyone online or in real life no matter who they are and go to this

site" style="cursor:pointer;text-decoration:underline;border-bottom: 1px solid green;color:green;padding-bottom:1px;" onclick=initTrans('')>site www.stopsharkfinning.net/ Every year tens of millions of sharks die a slow death because of finning. Finning is the inhumane practice of hacking off the shark’s fins and throwing its still living body back into the sea. The sharks either starve to death, are eaten alive by other fish, or drown (if they are not in constant movement their gills cannot extract oxygen from the water). Shark fins are being “harvested” in ever greater numbers to feed the growing demand for shark fin soup, an Asian “delicacy”.

Not only is the finning of sharks barbaric, but their indiscriminate slaughter at an unsustainable rate is pushing many species to the brink of extinction. Since the 1970s the populations of several species have been decimated by over 95%. Due to the clandestine nature of finning, records are rarely kept of the numbers of sharks and species caught. Estimates are based on declared imports to shark fin markets such as Hong Kong and China.

StopSharkFinning.net is campaigning to achieve a worldwide ban on shark finning. That means that all sharks caught must be landed intact – their fins must not be removed while the shipping vessel is at sea.

If you are concerned about the plight of sharks – an animal that has been around since before the dinosaurs – there are plenty of things you can do to help. So go to our campaigns page and take action now! please comment on this site" style="cursor:pointer;text-decoration:underline;border-bottom: 1px solid green;color:green;padding-bottom:1px;" onclick=initTrans('')>site asking for the release of lolita the orca and ask her to be listed as a endangered species www.regulations.gov/#!document… share this around everywhere

please join this site and spread this around everywhere please join this site please tell this site to everyone no matter who and tell everyone to join it link is here not to long ago two orcas where captured in russia please sign this to help free them share this around everywhere this is not where lolita is but these two need help very badly


i will prove to you why captivity is evil and why orcas and other animals shoud be free

100 reasons why captivity is evil

1 orcas live much longer out is the wild true fact

2 orcas are much nicer to people out in the wild

3 orcas are much happier out in the wild

4 orcas never attack people in the wild

5 seaworld and others treat orcas very terribly

6 the tanks are to small for the orcas

7 seaworld does not care about the orcas or otheranimals

8 they also dont care about the people who come there

9 they say they do and make it seem that way but they dont look deep and you will see its true actions speak louder than words

10 they interbreed orcas thats so sick

11 there interbreeding orcas kills orcas all over not saves them

12 orcas have to be with there families

13 orcas are forced to perform tricks and they dispise it

14 orcas are healthier in the wild

15 orcas have to be with other orcas no matter what they can never be alone

16 seaworld drills orcas teeth how evil is that

17 orcas are way more social in the wild to people and animals

18 orcas are more fun in the wild

19 its free to see them in the wild

20 orcas are more smarter in the wild

21 orcas are more mature in the wild

22 orcas never live that long in captivity a lot of the times they die in there teen years

23 orcas die terribly in captivity

24 orcas are not normal in captivity

25 orcas cry for there families everyday in captivity

26 orcas are never happy in captivity

27 orcas are mostly always happy in the wild

28 orcas need a lot of space they dont in captivity

29 its so swet so see orcas with there families

30 orcas are mostly not starving in the wild

31 in captivity thay have to earn there food by doing being forced to do tricks the right way if not they get little to no food

32 seaworld hybrids orcas you cant do that

33 seaworld and other marine parks are killing orcas makeing them endangered

34 seaworld and other marie parks lie about orcas and other animals look deep its true

35 orcas are always petrified in captivity if not then there always scared

36 orcas never sleep that well in captivity

37 there families are never happy that there orca was taken away from them and cry everyday for them

38 orcas and there familes will never be happy until there back togther

39 orcas and there familes never forget eachother no matter how young the orcas are and how many years its true look deep

40 orcas love there familes more then anything

41 there familes never sleep well knowing there orca was taken away

42 seaworld likes to make orcas sad all the time

43 orcas never leave there familes

44 seaworld and other marine parks will do anything to get wild orcas and keep the ones they have its ture look deep

45 orcas mature faster in the wild

46 seaworld and others dont care if orcas or other animals die

47 they enjoy it when they die

48 and they enjpy takeing orcas from there familes

49 they like to make orcas and other animals suffer

50 they will never regert it

51 they take orcas away from there moms

52 orcas have killed people in captivity beacuse there frustrated 4 times in the wild orcas have never killed people

53 orcas fight other orcas in captivity that never happens in the wild

54 orcas never reject there calfs in the wild

55 orcas are always looking out for eachother in the wild

56 orcas are always helping eachother in the wild

57 orcas are more strong in the wild

58 orcas almost never get sick in the wild

59 orcas recover faster in the wild

60 the death rates are much lower in the wild then in captivity

61 orcas are more gentle in the wild

62 orcas dont kill themselfs in the wild

63 orcas have way more room in the wild

more reasons will be comeing soon the more you buy tickets to see there shows and there other products the longer they will stay if you stop going to see them and dont give them money they will be forced to close down and the orcas and the other animals will be free so please tell everyone online or in real life friend or stranger not to buy a ticket or anyother product from marine parks oh if you speak more then english tell people in other languages sbout this thank you


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Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

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It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, add this to your profile.

Genius by birth, slacker by nature

I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself!

Thank you captain obvious

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad"

In case of emergency, run like hell

Don't even try to outwierd me

The police never think it's as funny as you do

Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

I am fluent in sarcasm

F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!)

Dear math, I dont want to solve your problems, I have my own.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Tell the truth and run.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

Reality has no background music... so I make my own

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..

What's the matter with gravity?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

I'm not as dumb as you look.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
- James Thurber

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

'Cute but evil. Things even out.'

'You're ugly, and that's sad.'

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'

'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'

'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'

'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'

'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.'

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day."

"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"

"Smile; tomorrow will be worse."

"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

save your retarded ass."

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.

'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams

'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist).

"Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4

'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'

'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington

“Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres

'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'

'America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.'

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.

“Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover

“There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well".
From: "More Maxims of Mark”. ― Mark Twain

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.”
― Bill Watterson

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” ― Ellen DeGeneres

"Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous

"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” ― Mark Twain

“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

“I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis

“I quote others only to better express myself.” ― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

“I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want

“Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.” —Darren Shan

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick.' -Lemony Snicket

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.

When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".

When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".

When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.

When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang coffee.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Does it provide more lift or something?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Some people are like slinkies. They are pretty much useless, but always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

I am always late for work, but I make up for it by leaving early.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Relax. Nothing is ok...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

Earth is full. Go home.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff or bridge...

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life, but that was before video games!

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

So if I have to expect the unexpected does that mean I'm expecting the expected which is expecting? (I'm really confused now.)

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (Will my left leg do?)

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman. (‘Specially if it’s Teacher.)

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved kids never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

When nothing goes right... go left.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Not all people are annoying. . . . Some are dead.

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Make like a guillotine and head off.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

Don't try to out-weird me -- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

When in doubt, make up words!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. (And I may or may not be responsible for setting you alight in the first place.)

What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot.

Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes.

Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?

Hand over the video game controller and no one gets hurt!

If attitude could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to me when I'm talking to myself.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

WARNING: If you ask a stupid question you might get a smart ass reply.

I come with my own background music.

If you are grouchy, mean, irritable, or just plain stupid, there will be a $500 dollar fee an hour to put up with you. (I've had to put up with a lot of people lately so my price multiplied by ten.)

THINK: It's not illegal...yet.

My life is one of those "YOU HAD TO BE THERE!" jokes.

Friends will say, "You deserve better." True friends will call him and say, "You'll die in seven days."

So many humans and yet so few with BRAINS.

Stupidity is NOT handicapped! Park elsewhere!

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have their head examined.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Did you say "Afraid of" me or "A Freak" to me? Because seriously, there both compliments.

When you're a kid, "I'm going to tell your mom," is the scariest sentence ever.

Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, but it turns out, I was mistaken.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

No one will win the battle of the sexes. There is too much flirting with the enemy.

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 times:
once when it's told to me,
once when it's explained to me, and
once 5 minutes later when I finally understand it.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water. Unless it’s a chemical fire; then they use foam.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Now would be one of those times.

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn. You learn that the really hard way.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Sometimes my mind wonders; other times it leaves completely.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

My attention span would be a hell of a lot longer if things weren't so damn shiny!

Yolo backwards is Only Losers Obey Yolo.

There a 50-50-90 for everything. Every time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right. You have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?" (Makes me think of Edward Elric, ya know?)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "Bullcrap! BULLCRAP! He's not going to die! He has main character status!" (Him dying means the end of the series! Silly writers XD)

Wait, if Russia is terrifed of Belarus, does that mean that everyone is one with Russia except that country?

Dear Hidekaz Himaruya, if you don't make the Holy Roman Empire Germany, I will bomb your house with France cosplayers. Thank you: Mitsuki Horenake (PS- By the way, you made me cry during the American Revolution.) (This is funny even though I don't support that theory...)

If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss?

Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.

For those of you who are scared of spreading the Hetalia love, think of this: there is such thing as a Germany x North Italy pairing for the American audiences. It's called KLAINE.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

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Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia fans KNOW being invisible is possible because our dear Canada proved it!

Normal people say "YOLO and swag." Hetalia fans say "Make pasta, not war!"

Normal people love Florida! Hetalia fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida!

Normal people say they are cool. Hetalian fans say they are zhe awesome Prussia!

Normal people don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalia fans are already staying at Sealand's place for the summer!

Normal people don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia fans ARE Mother Russia!

Normal people are heroes. Hetalia fans are AMERICA!

Normal people listen to JB and 1D (Sure, let's go with that). Hetalia fans rock out with a full-on character theme playlist!

Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia fans are a family!

Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia fans live with unicorns and flying mint bunnies!

Normal people won't repost this. Hetalia fans WILL!


Dear girl talking about how "that stupid deaf retard will never get a girlfriend",

He may not be able to hear you, but I can.

Sincerely, his girlfriend- who's about to punch your face in.

Dear cat,

Please tell me how when we were both locked out you were still able to get back in the house.

Sincerely, we don't even have a cat door

Dear people giving me judging stares,

Yes I am 14 with 1 year old twins, I support myself by whoring around on street corners and make all of my purchases at dollar stores and walmart

Sincerely, just kidding I'm babysitting

Dear purple crayon,

Why must you look EXACTLY like the blue crayon?

Sincerely, my ocean is now purple

Dear girl in my biology class,

Yes, I'm pale. Yes, I have above average grades. Yes, I occasionally miss school. Yes, I rarely speak. No, I am not a damn vampire!

Sincerely, I hate this generation.
Dear parents,

So Santa has the same wrapping paper as us, the same handwriting as you, and an elf named China that makes most of the toys?

Sincerely, seems legit...

Dear world ,

Why do you only blame girls?

Sincerely, it takes two to get pregnant

Dear parent giving me a dirty look because their six year old saw me making out with my boyfriend in the movie theater,

Well, maybe you shouldn't have brought them to an R-rated movie in the first place...

Sincerely, I cannot have possibly scarred him as much as Paranormal Activity 3.

Dear one-year-old brother,

You are staring right at me. I can see you taking that chocolate chip cookie. Yes, even though you are slowly backing away, I can still see you. No, putting it into your mouth and chewing as slowly as you can does not help. Ah ha! Finally noticed I caught you, didn't you? Wait, what are you...? Oh, this cookie is for me? Is this our agreement not to tell mom?

Sincerely, you fit right into the family!

Dear Moms Everywhere,

When you say we will leave in a minute, we think we are going to leave soon, and not in a half-hour.

Sincerely, Teenagers Everywhere

Dear son,

Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you.

Sincerely, your loving father.

Dear Homophobics,

Gay also was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree" or "happy".

Sincerely, Are you against happiness too?

Dear 4,153,237 people that got married in the past year,

Sorry, but shouldn't that be an even number?

Sincerely, who kept count?!

Dear Mother,

Please stop saying that bisexuals don't know what they want. It's a real orientation, and you saying otherwise hurts.

Sincerely, secretly bisexual

Dear guy who took down the sign about my lost puppy,

Really?

Sincerely, is a wet t-shirt contest really more important?

Dear English Teacher that just gave me a D on my exam,

Why did you have to assign me to the seat next to your pet salamander AND your giant coffee mug?

Sincerely, Attention Deficit ...IS THAT A LAVA LAMP I SEE?

Dear Boys who wish they could understand girls,

So do we.

Sincerely, Girls

Dear boyfriends,

Only we are supposed to hook up behind your girlfriend's back.

Sincerely, Bras

Dear Fairy Godmother,

So where were you when both my parents died, the only family I had left enslaved me, abused me and hid me away from the world for years? But hey - thanks for the pretty dress!

Sincerely, Cinderella

Dear Period,

Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait...

Sincerely, virgin

Dear chemistry teacher,

Why is the class amused? I believe it's quite self-explanatory...

Sincerely, "Rutherford concluded that his balls could be tiny or massive."

Dear United States of America,

The only argument against gay marriage is that it is religiously incorrect, however, our laws clearly demonstrate a seperation between Church and State, thus, it is unconstitutional to ban gay marriage.

Sincerely, logic

Dear Nutrition Facts,

Please stop lying about serving sizes.

Sincerely, this is definitely a one-person box of mac and cheese.

Dear sisters's boyfriend,

Please keep in mind before you cheat on her, that I am one of the only people in the world who could kill you and get away with it.

Sincerely, her forensic scientist older brother

Dear parents who forgot my birthday,

Please explain to me how you remembered my brothers, and not mine.

Sincerely, born on the same day.

Dear Movie Makers,

Please stop changing important thing when you make a book into a movie.

Sincerely, we like the book for a reason

Dear "drink plenty of fluids",

OK, I'll try not to drink too many solids or gasses.

Sincerely, what else would I drink?

Dear students,

So... all your printers break the night before you have to hand in your assignment?

Sincerely, amused teacher.

Dear Jocks,

Being a single guy who likes musical theater doesn't make me gay.

Sincerely, you strip in front of 20 guys while I'm backstage with 30 girls.

Dear windshield-wiper making companies,

You seriously can't figure out how to get that one little triangle?

Sincerely, annoyed

Dear world,

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?!

Sincerely, Kevin Bacon.

Dear Dad,

If I answer the home phone it's a pretty clear indication that I am, in fact, at home.

Sincerely, Why did you ask?

Dear Dryer,

Please don't steal my partner...

Sincerely, lonely single sock\

Dear online website that asked if I was human,

What do you think I am?

Sincerely, a tiger with thumbs

Dear teenagers buying condoms,

Trust me, I am not judging you. I am, however, judging the 22 year old mother who buys three bottles of vodka and two bottles of baby formula.

Sincerely, your cashier

Dear band teachers,

Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder".

Sincerely, students cracking up

Dear God,

Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.

Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter

Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Dear people I don't like,

Please stop having good names.

Sincerely, I wanted to name my kid that

Dear girl with only one hand,

Thank you so much for holding the door for me.

Sincerely, you are the nicest person at our school.

Dear dad,

Did you really just ask me if I wanted to go spin donuts in the local grocery store parking lot at 9 at night?

Sincerely, I like when mom is on vacation.

Dear Judgemental Shop Assistant,

Yes I am buying a pregnancy test because I think I might be pregnant.

Sincerely, I'm 23 ... and married

Dear Embarrassed Boy buying tampons,

Relax...I know they're not for you.

Sincerely, I think it's cute

Dear health teacher,

Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images.

Sincerely, my topic was pornography

Dear older brother singing loudly in the shower when he thought he was home alone,

I was going to complain, until I caught the lyrics,.

Sincerely, your Timone is wonderful but your Pumba needs work. Keep it up.

Dear little girl,

Thank you so much for grinning and saying, "You've got a robot's leg!" when you saw my boyfriend's prosthetic leg. It's the first time his laugh and smile have been genuine since he came back from Afghanistan.

Sincerely, his girlfriend who's eternally grateful.

Dear ignorant person that told me that clarinets are gay,

Elton John is gay, a clarinet is a clarinet.

Sincerely, I'm a band student, and you're an idiot.

Dear girls that are afraid of blood,

What do you do during your period?

Sincerely, curious...

Dear Selena Gomez,

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.

Sincerely, The Killers.

Dear iPod,

I named you, Titanic.

Sincerely, syncing you now...

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb!

Sincerely, Google.

Dear guy who accidentally dialed my number,

Just because a young female answered the phone does NOT mean you have permission to text me back to ask if I'm single.

Sincerely, "you have the wrong number" is not a flirtatious statement whatsoever!

Dear cat,

Please explain to me why you are so happy and purring one second and the next your claws are in my skin and your hissing uncontrollably.

Sincerely, someone has mood swings.

Dear Disney Channel Original Movie "My Babysitter's a Vampire",

Original, huh?

Sincerely, Disney Channel Original Movie "Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire".

Dear Edward Cullen,

You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.

Sincerely, Peter Pan.

Dear Adele,

Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing...

Sincerely, Taylor Swift.

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

No, it is not okay to make your characters fall in love with infants and toddlers and say "But it's alright, because he's a mythical creature and it's true love".

Sincerely, human pedophiles claim it's love, too...

Dear Ke$ha,

I sparkle too!

Sincerely, Edward Cullen.

Dear underage partiers,

Do you really think that when you post a picture of you at a party holding a beer can and blur out just the beer can that that suddenly makes a difference? Do you think we are all going "oh theres a little blurred out spot on the picture that just happens to be placed over everyones hand in every picture, well that couldn't possibly be a beer can. Nah, it was probably soda and they just didn't want people to know what kind."

Sincerely, laughing at your pathetic attempts. Dear mom,

I have been sick off-and-on for years now. The doctor may not know what's wrong, but I do...

Sincerely, throw away your cigarettes before one of us dies!

Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",

I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.

Sincerely, it is the same thing...

Dear Facebook,

Please add a "nobody cares" button.

Sincerely, I don't care what you ate for breakfast.

Dear teacher who says "I don't know CAN you?" after a I ask if I can go to the bathroom,

When I was using can, I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher, you would know that.

Sincerely, schooled.

Dear parents,

Are you sure hangman is a child-friendly game?

Sincerely, dead man hanging from a pole.

Dear Americans,

Remember how you said a black guy would be president when pigs flew? You're welcome.

Sincerely, swine flu.

Dear "it's the thought that counts",

What exactly were your thoughts when buying me this gift?

Sincerely, no, you're right, I DID need a new ladle

Dear mom,

Yes, of course I'm pregnant. What did you expect?

Sincerely, you were at the wedding...

Dear teacher,

When you say "Write in complete sentences", the majority of the class assumes you are saying "write incomplete sentences".

Sincerely, minor formalities.

Dear kitten,

Yes, it is super cute how you can attack and shred a roll of toilet paper in 15 seconds. However, I am super sick and needed it.

Sincerely, now I have to blow my nose on your fluffy tail

Dear inspirational posters,

Yeah, there's no "I" in "TEAM", but there's a "ME"...

Sincerely, better rethink that one.

Dear boyfriend,

If you're going to act like a tool, you can sleep in the shed.

Sincerely, girlfriend.

Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap,

Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho!

Sincerely, that might have been the cleverest thing I've ever though of on the spot!

Dear GAP clothing,

Do you really think someone is going to buy a shirt that says "69" all over it?

Sincerely, observant customer.

Dear group in California...,

So, you want to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death? That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.

Sincerely, how dumb are you?

Dear NASA,

Your Mom thought I was big enough.

Sincerely, Pluto

Dear fellow schoolmates,

I was so proud when all four hundred of us left the gym when the DJ played a Justin Beiber song.

Sincerely, Never been prouder

Dear Microsoft Word,

No, I did not spell my last name wrong!

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear "family planning" isle,

So you stock products to prevent getting a girl pregnant, tests that tell you the products didn't work, and drugs to stop a pregnancy...

Sincerely, shouldn't you be called the "not planning on starting a family" isle?

Dear person who just said that "we make a cute couple",

He's my brother.

Sincerely, you disgust me...

Dear teens,

Go to school, get married, THEN have kids.

Sincerely, don't do it backwards.

Dear clueless mom who just told me my scarf looks gay,

Thanks! I found it when I was in the closet!

Sincerely, proud homosexual son.

Dear Glee,

Ruining good songs was OUR idea!

Sincerely, Kidz Bop

Dear doctor,

For the tenth time, yes I'm sure I'm not pregnant.

Sincerely, lesbian.

Dear mother,

It doesn't matter if you have the same parts as me.

Sincerely, your daughter that would like to get dressed without you walking in.

Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,

Are you dyslexic??

Sincerely, it's "Prom" not "Porn".

Dear girl in my civics class,

Did you seriously just ask the teacher why Alaska is so cold if it's next to Hawaii?!

Sincerely, Trying to conceal my laughter and wondering how you made it past the 2nd grade at the same time...

Dear world,

Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.

Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.

Dear dad,

Please stop criticizing my 30 minute showers when you leave the TV on all day for the dog.

Sincerely, your daughter.

Dear humans,

You are just my oversized Sims game

Sincerely, God

Dear Geometry,

Pi r not squared. Pi r round... Cornbread r squared.

Sincerely, sarcastic

Dear parent suspiciously looking over my shoulder as I browse a baby name website,

Please realise that it is not what it looks like.

Sincerely, aspiring author who needs names for her characters.

Dear boy's everywhere,

Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'?

Sincerely, Just curious

Dear Prince Charming,

Come on...I danced with you all night and the only thing you could remember about me were my glass slippers?

Sincerely, Cinderella

Dear adults who tell teenagers to stop 'whining' about our lives because we 'have no real responsibilities',

I go to school for 7 hours a day, then go to work for another 5 hours, then go home and do my homework for 4 more hours! I have to get good grades to get into a good college and then decide on a major, and find a way to pay for it all. Don' tell me that I have no responsibilities.

Sincerely, clearly you've either forgotten the stress or were just too big of a slacker to notice it all

Dear rewind button,

Thank you for making Jaws the quirky comedy about a bulimic shark that barfs up so many people the town has to open a beach.

Sincerely, life is nicer backwards.

Dear Bella,

He forbids you from seeing your best friend, he intimidates you into doing whatever he wants, and he won't give you anything in return.

Sincerely, honey, that's an unhealthy relationship.

Dear Mom,

Next time you're lecturing me and ask, "Do I look stupid to you!?" make sure you aren't wearing that sweater with the penguins all over it.

Sincerely, just being honest.

Dear people who "love music so much",

Listening to whatever is popular and then forgetting about it a month later, declaring it sucks because it's old, and repeating the cycle a month later shows how much you don't appreciate music.

Sincerely, real music fans.

Dear Pinocchio,

If you said ,"My nose will grow now," and it doesn't, that would mean you were lying. But if you were lying, that would make your nose grow. Thus, making your nose grow by telling the truth.

Sincerely, ultimate paradox.

Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,

Having Nike sponsor your show with the slogan "Just Do It" probably isn't sending the best message...

Sincerely, yet another reason to laugh at that show

Dear butt,

You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put it on speaker, AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class?

Sincerely, I'm impressed.

Dear character in movie about to be hit by a car 20 feet away,

Instead of just standing there with a gaping O face, how about running?

Sincerely, seriously, what are you waiting for?

Dear church women,

Please stop diguising gossip in your prayer circle...

Sincerely, "let us pray for tanya who is now pregnant at age 15 with no father in sight..."

Dear English teacher,

How can I get a question wrong that was asking for my opinion?

Sincerely, fed up

Dear person who invented salt,

What made you decide to combine two deadly poisons and put it on your food?

Sincerely, NaCl.

Dear mom and dad,

Please stop shouting at each other and take a look at your daughter. You can see the scars on her arms, right?

Sincerely, a worried older brother.

Dear world,

Fortune cookies aren't from China, Swedish Fish aren't made in Sweden, Danish rolls aren't from Denmark, French bread isn't from France, German chocolate cake isn't from Germany, and French fries are actually from Belgium.

Sincerely, what is wrong with this picture?

Dear Egnslih tecaehr,

Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, hmauns are albe to raed the wrod?

Sincerely, slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat.

Dear elderly driver,

Red means "stop," green means "go" and yellow means "slow down." Notice that there is not a color or a light for "please run over the teenage girl because you can't see over the dash."

Sincerely, the girl that you almost ran over today.

Dear father who just asked if the showers in the dorms are co-ed,

Yes, they are, because this school's all about saving water and promoting rape.

Sincerely, your tour guide.

Dear Facebook,

I do in fact know those people on the side of my page, and there is an excellent reason I have not added them as friends.

Sincerely, I don't like them.

Dear mom,

Stop telling me to, "turn off my phone and be social!"

Sincerely, I'm talking, just not to you.

Dear Pythagorean Theorem,

Because I can't wait for that moment in time when I will have a ruler to measure two sides of a triangle but not the third.

Sincerely, oh, wait...

Dear ice at the bottom of the cup,

Please stop surprise attacking my face every time I try to take the last sip of my drink.

Sincerely, you get me every time.

Dear people who ask questions during movies,

The awesome thing about movies is that they tend to make sense and answer the questions you ask if you watch for 5 more seconds.

Sincerely, seriously, I just want to watch the movie in peace.

Dear iTunes,

$1.29? Really? What is the extra $0.30 for, shipping and handling?

Sincerely, you jerks.

Dear dad,

There IS a difference between butt dialing and a booty call.

Sincerely, just so you know.

Dear parents,

You scream at me when I don't answer the phone... I've called you eleven times now.

Sincerely, your annoyed child.

Dear mom,

If I knew where I last saw it, I wouldn't have asked you where it was.

Sincerely, annoyed teen.

Dear PETA,

People Eat Tasty Animals and they always will.

Sincerely, stop making me feel guilty about it.

Dear mom,

So... You're a doctor, and you can't even tell when I'm faking a sickness?

Sincerely, should I be worried about our healthcare system?

Dear Spoon,

Tell me that nursery rhyme all you want, I know the Dish isn't my real dad.

Sincerely, Spork

Dear Shakespeare,

Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.

Sincerely, unconvinced English student.

Dear douche bag,

You're mean to gay boys, but think it's awesome when two girls make out?

Sincerely, confused.

Dear Kardashian family,

Remind me again why you're famous?

Sincerely, confused TV watcher.

Dear parents,

Please realize that those clothes on my floor are part of my new invention... the horizontal closet.

Sincerely, your teenager.

Dear Richard,

Please explain why your name is shortened to Dick.

Sincerely, confused.

Dear Skittles manufacturer,

What rainbow are you tasting that doesn't include blue?

Sincerely, confused consumer.

Dear unborn son,

Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.

Sincerely, soon to be father.

Dear parents who tell your kids, "That’s why you go to college" when they see the pizza guy,

I have this job so I can pay for my textbooks FOR college.

Sincerely, the educated pizza guy.

Dear one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater,

Are you purple and eat people, or eat only purple people?

Sincerely, confused child.

Dear people judging me on the bus,

Please stop. This 8 month old baby is my nephew.

Sincerely, 16 and still a virgin

Dear Wicked Witch of the West,

So... how exactly did you shower?

Sincerely, Curious

Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely, it's not our fault; it's how you raised us

Dear mom,

I've known 'what happens when two people love each other' since third grade.

Sincerely, just let me watch my PG-13 movie

Dear people who name their kids after places they were conceived,

That is by far the worst idea I have ever heard...

Sincerely, Back O. Car

Dear math teacher,

If there are 11 students in the algebra class and 9 of them are failing, how long will it take for you to realize that you suck as a teacher?

Sincerely, how's that for a math question?

Dear students,

You can't read my handwriting on your papers because I needed an entire bottle of vodka before your paper made any sense.

Sincerely, your professor

Dear How,

You really need a W.

Sincerely, Who, What, When, Where, and Why

Dear Humans,

We have called off the apocalypse after realizing that there are no brains left.

Sincerely, Zombies

Dear dad,

How can you be mad at my report card when it spells your name twice D A D D A D??!!

Sincerely, your failing son

Dear Sesame Street,

Please go back to the way you were, when Oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.

Sincerely, Sick of political correctness

Dear Justin Bieber,

An autobiography? Seriously? You just barely reached puberty. Let me guess, it consists of: 'I was born. The end.'

Sincerely, Fed up

Dear slut that goes to an all-girls school,

Please put your boobs away. We know what they look like, we have them too.

Sincerely, your disgusted classmates

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers,

If you do find one, what's your plan?

Sincerely, not very well thought out

Dear George,

If you're so curious, why is it you haven't figured out my real name yet?

Sincerely, The Man in the Yellow hat

Dear Everyone,

CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN!

Sincerely, Gingers

Dear lady in front of me with the six screaming kids under the age of 9,

You see that box of condoms that mysteriously appeared in your cart? You're welcome.

Sincerely, A Good Samaritan

Dear hormone-crazed teenage boys,

I hope you still appreciate slutty Halloween costumes when they start showing up on your thirteen-year-old daughters.

Sincerely, Karma

Dear Google Image Search,

That WAS NOT what I was looking for.

Sincerely, Scarred for Life

Dear Math Teacher,

Your ceiling has 86 1/2 tiles, 9 mysterious black stains on said tiles, 4 sprinklers, and 4 lights. Oh, and I forgot to mention... 2/3 of your students aren't paying attention. They're trying to figure out what I'm staring at.

Sincerely, Your Bored Student

Dear Women,

You tell us WE need to text first, WE need to pay for food, WE need to ask you out. But we ask you for ONE sammich and what do we get? A slap to the face.

Sincerely, Men

Dear DJ who played 'Love the Way You Lie',

It's probably inappropriate to play a song about domestic abuse at a wedding. Just my two cents.

Sincerely, a concerned cousin of the groom

Dear Vegetarians,

How many plants had to die to make your salad?

Sincerely, An Honest Carnivore

Dear Angry Parents,

Please stop getting mad at us when we answer your question. Its not backtalk, its called answering your question.

Sincerely, Pissed Off Grounded Teen

Dear Philosophers,

If actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

Sincerely, Deep thinker

Dear Carmen,

This isn't funny. I can't find the baby...

Sincerely, Waldo

Dear people who say "it's cold as hell",

What part of "fire and brimstone" don't you understand?

Sincerely, Satan.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

Having an extra chromosome gives you Down Syndrome, not Vampirism.

Sincerely, The Medical Community

Dear jerk ex-boyfriend,

Please continue to tell me repeatedly that I'm never going to find anyone else like you.

Sincerely, that's kinda what I was hoping for when I dumped you!

Dear mom,

Taking the TV remote doesn't stop me from watching TV. I can manually turn it on and change the channel as I please.

Sincerely, just because I'm from the age of technology doesn't mean my IQ is 40.

Dear countries who like boys better than girls,

Where do you think boys come from?

Sincerely, girls who want some credit.

Dear Mr. Left,

She doesn't want you because you are never around.

Sincerely, Mr. Right

Dear guy who shouts "not appropriate!" every time you see me hug my boyfriend,

Look who's talking!

Sincerely, saw you eating your girlfriend's face five minutes ago.

Dear friends with benefits,

Not dating but lots of sex huh? How original.

Sincerely, no strings attached.

Dear Selena and Justin,

She was a punk, he did ballet, what more can i say?

Sincerely, Avril Lavigne.

Dear Edward,

Did you ever think that maybe the reason you can't read Bella's thoughts is because SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY?

Sincerely, makes sense to me...

Dear morons in charge of our school system,

Please explain why you say high school students need the most sleep, but insist on tasking us with hours of homework and making us wake up before our parents.

Sincerely, something is wrong with this picture

Dear world,

Red hair: redhead, brown hair: brunette, white/yellow hair: blonde, no hair: bald. What do you call someone with black hair?

Sincerely, a "black-head?"

Dear MTV,

I was wondering if I could get my "M" back... you know, since you're not using it?

Sincerely, _usic.

Dear boys in my Geography class,

No, London isn't a country.

Sincerely, this would be funny if you weren't in high school, and completely serious.

Dear vampires,

Humans are annoyed with you too? You drink blood? You follow people around when they don't want you too? Join the club!

Sincerely, mosquitos.

Dear fans,

If Kayne managed to steal the mic, is Taylor really swift?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear guys,

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Sincerely, you don't see me being a boob.

Dear schools,

Don't ban Wikipedia. You say it's horribly wrong, but still give us A's on our papers...

Sincerely, where do you think that information came from?

Dear pregnant friend,

What's the difference between you and a lightbulb?

Sincerely, a lightbulb can get unscrewed.

Dear SpaghettiO's Alphabet Version,

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of SpaghettiO's?

Sincerely, just wondering...

Dear people staring,

Yes I am 22, and have four little girls with me at the zoo.

Sincerely, get a grip I am babysitting and the oldest is 10!

Dear people who think my 5 year old brother is my son,

I'm fourteen. I hadn't even hit puberty when he was born.

Sincerely, how old did you think I was?

Dear people staring,

I am 15. The kid I am with is 8. Of course she's not my daughter. She's my sister. I was not pregnant at 7.

Sincerely, you're all idiots.

Dear girlfriend of two years,

You're confused as to how you are pregnant?! Me to...

Sincerely, virgin boyfriend.

Dear Black Music Awards,

Please tell me why it's ok that you have your own award ceremony, but if we had our own it would be racist.

Sincerely, average white person who thinks the concept of equality is skewed.

Dear teenage girls,

You wear a neon green pin saying FREE HUGS! then look at my 6-year-old sister like she's crazy when she asks for a hug?

Sincerely, she just learned how to read...

Dear person who previously had my biology book,

It was really hard not to laugh when I opened the front cover on the first day of school.

Sincerely, Name: Michael Jackson. Issued: Black. Returned: White

Dear metabolism,

My lunch - salad with no dressing and an apple. Result? Fat. Boyfriend's lunch - three double cheeseburgers and a milkshake. Result? skinny..

Sincerely, seriously?

Dear long distance boyfriend,

You said you started loving me because of my honesty, so I'll be honest. We've never had sex, so it is defintly NOT my bra I can see on the floor.

Sincerely, yeah, whoops is right.

Dear ladies,

If your man only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.

Sincerely, don't waste your time with him.

Dear manly 6 foot 7 older brother,

... you do know I can hear you singing from outside the bathroom door, right?

Sincerely, you're a Barbie girl? in a Barbie world?

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please don't teach our kids that they can be in love when they're only 13.

Sincerely, just told my daughter the normal time to have sex was when she was in love!

Dear Pinochio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!

Dear deadbeat mom,

Stop using "I never had a mother" as an excuse.

Sincerely, nor do I.

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Well this is awkward you actually weren't invited to the party...

Sincerely, the USA.

Dear Candace,

Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb?

Sincerely, common Sense...

Dear boyfriend,

I liked you when you didn't ask me for anything that night I slept over. I fell in love with you when you kissed my cheek when you thought i was asleep.

Sincerely, girlfriend who was nervous about sleeping at your house.

Dear dictionaries,

Please stop putting such big words in your definitions.

Sincerely, we already looked up one big word, we don't need to look up another!

Dear Lucky Charms,

Please change the marshmallow to wheat ratio from 1/10 to 10/1.

Sincerely, everyone.

Dear New Orleans,

Seriously, I'm not allowed to tie my alligator to a fire hydrant?

Sincerely, where am I supposed to tie her now?

Dear child,

Don't use logic against me!

Sincerely, I'm trying to be the parent here!

Dear owner of the shoe in the lost and found,

Please. How do you manage to leave school with 1 shoe?

Sincerely, confused.
Dear world,

Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin.

Sincerely, "rapegays."

Dear teens,

Next time your parents ground you for lying, look them straight in the eye and say, "Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny."

Sincerely, parents lie too

Dear Facebook,

Please never make a legitimate "who's viewing your profile app."

Sincerely, my ex boyfriend would get a restraining order.

Dear Edward and Jacob,

I have to tell you two setting important... I recently found this out... I'm... A lesbian

Sincerely, Bella

Dear parents who tell me not to talk to strangers,

So now you want me to sit on this random old man's lap, and tell him what I want.

Sincerely, rethinking this whole mall Santa thing, aren't you?

Dear Justin Bieber,

The country music awards? Really?

Sincerely, and how are you country?

Dear guy in my Social Studies class,

Please think before asking what Obama's last name is...

Sincerely, even the teacher laughed.

Dear parents who say looks don't matter,

If looks don't matter, then why do you get upset when I go out to dinner in sweats?

Sincerely, teenagers everywhere.

Dear guy I like,

I was so disappointed when I heard you say "I love you" to someone else on the phone...

Sincerely, ...then you ended the sentence with "Mom." :)

Dear relatives,

Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings.

Sincerely, or I will start saying the same thing to you while we are at funerals...

Dear girl who says she wants a guy like me,

I'M A GUY LIKE ME.

Sincerely, I've had a crush on you for three years...

Dear who ever said "just picture the audience in their underwear",

Not the easiest thing to do with your crush in the front row.

Sincerely, nervous and turned on.

Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime,

Can you not find the spacebar?

Sincerely, it is the biggest button on the keyboard...

Dear girl wearing a white dress to prom,

I am taking you to prom and not to the alter, right?

Sincerely, your scared, prom date.

Dear math teacher,

Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of math books on my desk, if I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take!

Sincerely, bored student.

Dear kid tripping over his pants,

Did a famous rapper die and you have to wear your pants at half-mast?

Sincerely, just trying to understand...

Dear Canada,

You gave us Nickelback, we gave you Miley Cyrus. You gave us Justin Bieber, we gave you Rebecca Black... Your move.

Sincerely, America

Dear feminist who got mad at me for making my boyfriend a sandwich,

He's a professional chef and by the time he gets home, he's not in the mood to cook anymore.

Sincerely, calm down.

Dear Girlfriend,

Of course I will love another girl!

Sincerely, ...in ten years, and she'll call you "mommy."

Dear boys,

It's said that the most common way a woman kills a man is with food posioning.

Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?

Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,

I hope you realize now how much i love you.

Sincerely, your boyfriend who's also afraid of spiders.

Dear teacher,

If you know the whole class is going to see your computer screen, it would be smart to delete the email verifying your eHarmony account.

Sincerely, we all know that you have a wife.

Dear girls,

Just helping you reel in a vampire boyfriend.

Sincerely, your period.

Dear "Secret Life of an American Teenager" writers,

I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, SHOULD I HAVE SEX? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!

Sincerely, maybe try mixing up the script sometime?

Dear tough guy that isn't afraid of anything

Boo!!

Sincerely, pregnancy test.

Dear non-virgins at my high school,

I can be like you in less than five minutes, but you can never be like me again.

Sincerely, still a virgin and ok with it

Dear "two wrongs don't make a right",

Two negatives equal a positive...

Sincerely, just saying.

Dear son,

I know what you were doing...

Sincerely, nobody just stares at Google.

Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,

Really?

Sincerely, real vampires don't exist.

Dear girl in my class,

"What's an IQ?"

Sincerely, clearly something you're missing...

Dear women who complain about sexism,

Isn't it a little sexist to say that boys can't hit girls but girls can hit boys?

Sincerely, a reasonable woman.

Dear "popular" people,

You buy contacts, and then buy fake glasses. Then you wear the fake glasses without lenses while wearing your contacts.

Sincerely, on what planet does that make sense?!

Dear old ladies,

Please stop looking so disgusted. I'm just holding him while my mom finishes the grocery shopping.

Sincerely, THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER

Dear Y,

Please make up your mind.

Sincerely, A, E, I, O, and U.

Dear A E I O and U,

I never liked you guys anyway...

Sincerely, Y.

Dear car full of guys driving around campus with the windows rolled down,

Thank you for singing "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry at the top of your lungs. It made walking in the rain a little more bearable.

Sincerely, amused.

Dear jerk who asked my clearly anorexic 16 year old little sister when the baby's due,

This morning, for the first time in nearly two years, she willingly ate half a grilled cheese. Thanks to your cruel, ignorant comment, she is again refusing to eat and won't come out of her room. You had better hope I never, ever see you again.

Sincerely, little brother just trying to help her.

Dear Facebook,

Please never, NEVER, create a way for users to see who visits their profiles...or how many times.

Sincerely, not a stalker, just curious about my crush.

Dear 4 year old who just asked his friend if I was his mommy,

Contrary to what MTV might have you believe, even as a 17 year old, I still don't have kids.

Sincerely, am I flattered or disturbed?

Dear Mom,

Just because you saw me naked as a baby, and we have the same parts, does NOT make it okay for you to just walk in to talk to me while I'm in the shower.

Sincerely, your freaked out 17-year-old daughter.

Dear parents,

I'm so sorry, but I need to get this off my chest. I was home alone with my boyfriend, and, well...I disobeyed you. I know you've told me time and time again to never do it, and you always tell me how wrong it is, but we couldn't resist. We had everything we needed. And, it wasn't my first time, either. ...the taste in your mouth is something you'll never forget. I can assure you though, it won't affect my health. I feel terrible for going against your rules, but I can't promise that it won't happen again.

Sincerely, ate a whole bowl of raw cookie dough with him.

Dear classmates,

Yes, I will get mad when you call me a spoiled brat for having a new iPad.

Sincerely, works 40 hours a week and decided to treat myself.

Dear lesbian couple on the airplane,

I noticed that you stopped talking to me when I mentioned I was a Bible major. My aunts are lesbians. I didn't judge you; please don't judge me.

Sincerely, sad Christian girl.

Dear teacher who asked the class whore to stop wearing her work clothes to school,

Thanks.

Sincerely, you made my day.

Dear world,

It's sad when I can't take my 4-year-old brother out places without me getting stares or being called his mom.

Sincerely, sixteen-year-old girl.

Dear son,

Yeah, we knew you were gay when you told us you were going to make another boy your "wife" when you were in preschool...

Sincerely, you didn't have to hide it for so long...

Dear people who think only white people are racist,

There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."

Sincerely, you're NOT entitled to everything because you're black.

Dear Karma,

I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I watched the Dark Knight, the Joker died. I bought an iPad, and Steve Jobs died...

Sincerely, I just bought a Justin Bieber album...

Dear Urban Dictionary,

Thank you SO much.

Sincerely, I was not about to ask my parents that...

Dear Grandma,

Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me!

Sincerely, her face was priceless.

Dear person whispering stuff behind me in the store,

No, the newborn in the cart is not mine, she is my moms. Just because I am the one pushing the cart doesn't mean that i gave birth to her.

Sincerely, im only 14...

Dear Democrats and Republicans,

I really don't care what party your in. I just want you to get something done.

Sincerely, a U.S. citizen

Dear "I could never get tired of that song" ,

Challenge Accepted.

Sincerely, radio stations.

Dear 30 tabs and counting,

One of you is playing music...

Sincerely, BUT WHICH ONE?!

Dear elderly woman that says we look cute together,

Thank you. So much.

Sincerely, the gay couple holding hands

Dear Mom and Dad,

Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!" You spent the first two years of my life convincing me this spoon was a plane...

Sincerely, your fault.

Dear Facebook,

Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member?

Sincerely, do you really think my unborn baby has a Facebook?

Dear 16-Year-Old Sister,

Why won't you tell me your boyfriends name?

Sincerely, I see the bruises on your arm and the way you flinch when I raise my hand...

Dear Dad,

If you wanted to "straighten me out," an all boys boarding school was not the way to do it.

Sincerely, your gay son.

Dear "Are you pregnant?",

Not that I'm aware of...

Sincerely, a 16 year old boy who just wants a sports physical.

Dear Americans,

"Gay" means happy or jolly, "queer" means odd or strange, "retarded" means slowed or hindered, "dumb" means unable to speak, and "lame" means incapable of walking.

Sincerely, go read a dictionary.

Dear Sound of Music,

So the kids' mother's been dead for seven years and the youngest child is five?

Sincerely, Sneaky, Captain von Trapp.

Dear Pringles,

Do you want me to eat your chips or not?

Sincerely, how am I supposed to eat them when my hand doesn't fit into the container.

Dear kids who bully the quiet girl in class,

It's ironic how I am the only one who can hear her cry for help.

Sincerely, deaf kid who can see the scars on her wrists.

Dear stereotypical "mean girl",

Thank you for sitting with me in the back of the class and asking me about myself, saying how cool of a person I am, and even commenting on my heavy metal music. I won't judge you since you didn't judge me.

Sincerely, the stereotypical "goth chick."

Dear Facebook addicts,

If Facebook shuts down, are you going to be roaming the streets shoving pictures in people's faces saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"

Sincerely, just asking.

Dear parents,

"Because I said so" does not qualify as a reason.

Sincerely, it just makes us more angry.

Dear people who hate gays because it says so in the Bible,

Please tell us all about how you were a virgin until after marriage, didn't lie, and never disrespected your parents.

Sincerely, I'm sure your not perfect either.

Dear old lady Wal-Mart cashier who told me she doesn't approve of teen moms,

Good thing that little girl's my niece then, huh?

Sincerely, but seriously... you work at Wal-Mart.

Dear homophobic dad,

You hate gays? Phew, thank goodness, I thought I was in trouble.

Sincerely, I'm bisexual!

Dear parents,

Wait, so you named me after bread? Seriously?

Sincerely, Peeta

Dear people who think friend-zoned is bad,

Try cousin-zoned.

Sincerely, Gale Hawthorne.

Dear "you're just wearing that braid because of the Hunger Games",

Yes, I love the book. Yes, I saw the movie.

Sincerely, No, Katniss did not invent the French braid

Dear "All the good guys are gay",

Are you kidding me? All the good guys are straight!

Sincerely, gay men everywhere.

Dear celebrities,

Do you ever Google your names and look at all the things people say about you?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear fat lady at McDonalds,

Yes, people were watching when you told your son he could only eat his carrots if he finished his chicken nuggets first. And you didn't have to yell at him for it.

Sincerely, thanks for contributing to the obesity problem in America.

Dear nosy neighborhood moms,

Yes, I'm 19, and the three year-old girl who lives with me? She's not my daughter. She's my little sister.

Sincerely, I adopted her when our parents died.

Dear 4 year old sister,

When I asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, I expected you to say princess.

Sincerely, but you're right... who wouldn't want to be a duck?

Dear people,

Yes. My name is Bella. Yes. My husband's name is Edward. Yes. He is older than me. Yes. I am from Arizona. The difference is, I'm 64 and have been married to Edward for 43 years.

Sincerely, Stephanie Meyer stole my life!

Dear boys who won't buy tampons for their girlfriends,

It could be worse - they could be asking you to buy a pregnancy test.

Sincerely, amused girl.

Dear "friends",

Yes that call was from my mom. Yes I call her mommy. Yes I said "I love you" before hanging up. No I'm not a "retard."

Sincerely, teenage boy who doesn't care what you think.

Dear woman who told me "there's a place for girls like you",

This is my brother, not my son, I'm 17 he's 4, I'm taking him to the zoo so he can draw the monkeys.

Sincerely, yeah there is a place for me, it's called awesome town!

Dear Parents,

No my bed did not break from me having sex.

Sincerely, jumping and dancing on it.

Dear girl who my boyfriend was flirting with over text,

Thank you! I have so much respect for you!

Sincerely, just looked through his texts and saw you telling him to piss off and love what he has.

Dear Identical Twin Sister,

Maybe you should rethink saying "I'm so ugly" in front of me.

Sincerely, you just ruined my self esteem.

Dear teacher who just yelled at me for using my phone in class,

Actually, I was texting my little brother, wondering how his first chemo treatment is going.

Sincerely, may I continue?

Dear guy who called me gay for being in a musical,

Just wait till opening night.

Sincerely, Your girlfriends an awesome stage-kisser

Dear Mother,

Please locate the nearest dictionary. Now look up the definitions of mom, mother, and parent. Then proceed to look up the definition of dictator. Please note that they are not the same.

Sincerely, Your irritated second-born.

Dear girls who wear lots of glitter eyeshadow,

You leave me no choice but to rate you from Ke$ha to Edward.

Sincerely, seriously, tone it down.

Dear 50 people who have posted on my Facebook wall for my birthday,

I wonder how many of you actually KNEW my birthday?

Sincerely, considering changing my Facebook birthdate for fun.

Dear Disney,

Maleficent taught me that when the popular kids snub you, make your own party. Cruella taught me to express myself. Jafar taught me never to let go of my dreams, even if they're as big as being sultan. Dr. Facilier taught me that you're lost without your friends. And Yzma taught me never to lose my flair.

Sincerely, ...wait, I learned all the WRONG lessons, didn't I?

Dear judgmental woman,

I am twenty-seven and happily married with a wedding ring I can't wear because this pregnancy is making my fingers too swollen.

Sincerely, the "knocked-up teenager" you were warning your kid about.

Dear movie theater worker who just asked me if I'm old enough to see a PG-13 movie,

I'm short not FIVE!

Sincerely, 16 year old girl

Dear teammates,

Stop making fun of the marching band or I'll beat you with my French Horn.

Sincerely, Head QB

Dear Manufacturers of the Straw,

Please make your straws longer than the bottles

Sincerely, reaching for it with my tongue like a retarded chicken

Dear World,

You know something's wrong when calling someone a Virgin is considered an insult.

Sincerely, Virgin - And Proud of It!

Dear teacher who called me a spoiled brat in front of the entire class,

You eavesdropped on me venting to my best friend how pissed I was that my mother got me a Tiffany necklace for my birthday. Here's what you didn't hear: What I had asked for my birthday present was to spend more time with her. Instead my mother bought the necklace.

Sincerely, a spoiled nobody.

Dear family who won't let me attend the funeral,

I'm a lesbian, not a leper.

Sincerely, I loved her, too...

Dear doctor,

The longer you leave me unattended in your office, the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar.

Sincerely, where are you?!

Dear girlfriend,

Please be so kind as to explain to me how on earth you are pregnant.

Sincerely, your infertile boyfriend.

Dear mom and dad,

Please don't hang up rainbow flags everywhere. I get it, you'll love me no matter what.

Sincerely, wanting to go back in the closet.

Dear strippers,

If you are called exotic dancers then shouldn't drug dealers be called exotic pharmacists?

Sincerely, makes sense to me...

Dear teacher who asked me what I was day-dreaming about,

boobs, BOOBS, sammich, boobs, SEX, hooters, dieing puppies, failing a test, OMG BOOBS, sammich, is she winking at me?

Sincerely, should I have lied?

Dear mom and dad,

Why am I in trouble for jumping on my bed? I hear you jumping on yours every night...

Sincerely, innocent eight year old.

Dear people who say they just had a newborn baby,

The newborn part is implied. No one thinks you just popped a 12-year-old out of your snatch.

Sincerely, irritated by your redundancy.

Dear little sister,

I am so glad I took you to the library to help you learn sign language so you could befriend the deaf kid at school.

Sincerely, just watched you sign "I do" to him.

Dear guys in the locker room

I apologize for checking you out during gym class, but try to understand my situation. If you were in a room with twenty naked chicks, you would look too.

Sincerely, still in the closet

Dear doctor,

I'm not pregnant, I am not sexually active, nor have I ever been. I am not being bullied, I'm not anorexic and I don't make myself puke to get thinner. I have friends, my teachers aren't mean, my parents are not abusive and the absolute only thing stressing me out is all your stupid questions!

Sincerely, can't a girl just have a stomach ache?

Dear people,

Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.

Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants.

Dear Christians who protest everything,

Please go back and reread your Bibles. It's "love thy neighbor" not "condemn thy neighbor to hell just because you don't agree with them on something."

Sincerely, a loving Catholic girl.


Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not usewhile sleeping.

(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Things to ponder...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?


BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.

No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...

Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"

I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...

-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think you're ignoring them...

Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!

Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on

Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...

I hate it when people flirt with the person I like

Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of

I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?

Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer

I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say

I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!

The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name

Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.

I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!

Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.

Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it

Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too

"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you

"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

Meeting new people who you instantly get along with

Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!

If you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."

"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."

I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!

Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you

They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing

When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...

If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room

Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?

"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...

The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over

Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!

I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...

Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, you're in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

I HATE MONDAYS!!

Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment

Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.

When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)

Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!

Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago

When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"

"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."

Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)

Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid

You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?

It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept

Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."

"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..."

Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it

Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun

Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...

After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."

"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah..." "Okay, then I'm coming."

That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head

"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-

I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone

Re-discovering music you used to love

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know

"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back

All the snow made me realize how much I love summer

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit

"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"

Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!

When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...

"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED

I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...

5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"

When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher

Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that...

I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real

Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center

It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned

If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?

"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up

"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."

Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!

"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.

I love when I find money I forgot about!!

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."

That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you

I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel

WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"

Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper

"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"

Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think

I make plans THEN ask my parents

I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."

Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten

Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory

The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes

"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"

I don't know, google it

When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...

We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum

"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."

I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name

I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason

I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend

"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING

Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...

Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?

Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you

I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!

FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)

Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too

DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!

Listening to a certain song over and over again :D

Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...

I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin' soda"

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought


Things You Do NOT Wanna Hear On An Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.


America is more than just an idiot, and he is more complex than the world gives him credit for.

Do not stereotype us or hate us just because you don't like someone who's different than you.

He's a superpower for a reason. (We made the Soviet Union back down in Cuba!)

America is the melting pot of nations. (Who else can say that?) (New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco...)

We're still the only country to have put people on the Moon. (After 40 years!) (Fuck Russia's rover!)

If America falls, everyone else does too. (Hello, we buy/sell 1/4 of the world's resources!)

We invented Star Trek, which in turn led to the invention of a lot of the stuff we use today.

We know more about World History than the world knows about US History.

Why do more than a million people move to the US each year if we're such a terrible place?

Alfred F. Jones is fucking awesome, period.

Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Lapis Lazuli Ichigo, Ashynarr, 91RedRoses, Ember Hinote, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal


Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Fallow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's braking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"


A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!


The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever I see mashed potatoes.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see cute and fluffy things.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England whenever I eat bad cooking.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a panda suit.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE ßOOßs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomatoes.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a violent guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl who wants to be like her big brother.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.

This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite Chikyuu, Hetalians! :) Hetalia forever!


The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Pikachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone


A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or someone steals my word (AWESOME).


You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

30. You have a full playlist dedicated to the music.

31. You and your friends assign each other countries and that's what you call each other.

32. You get EVERYONE obsessed with it.


America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things(X)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (X)

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other people's business

You're terrified of ghosts (X)

You know aliens exist(X)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses (X)

(5/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea(X)

You were quite tough as a kid

You're very sarcastic and cynical

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (X)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (X)

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses (X)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts (X)

You're very flamboyant (X)

You say you're a gourmet

(4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (X)

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers(X)

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people

You're very strong

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature(X)

You're very superstitious (X)

You're very religious(X)

You love pandas (X)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (X)

You do work hard (X)

You're good at drawing

You like sweets (X)

(7/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood(X)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (X)

You're very happy-go-lucky (X)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times(X)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something(X)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"(X)

You would surrender in a war situation (X)

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods(X)

You like to walk dogs/your dog(X)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard(X)

Your alone time is your 'happy time'(X)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice(X)

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (X)

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one(X)

You isolated yourself during childhood(X)

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (X)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people (X)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person(X)

(6/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised(X)

You're polite(X)

You love classical music (X)

You like cake(X)

You have a mole on your face

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (X)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons'

You wear glasses(X)

(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (X)

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey(X)

You love polar bears (X)

You hate fighting(X)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated (X)

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid

You're very reliable (X)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

You're very faithful (X)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (X)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (X)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal(X)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

You're very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff(X)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

You're not very confident (X)

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you (X)

You're a born worrier(X)

(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink(X)

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (X)

You act before you think(X)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (X)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender(X)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate(X)

You love ponies(X)

(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker (X)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere(X)

You kinda insensitive(X)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (X)

You're scary when you're angry

You're passionate (X)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (X)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (X)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway(X)

You're friendly to girls(X)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling(X)

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it(X)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (X)

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on(X)

You're slightly aggressive

You think you're totally awesome

You have a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (X)

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find(X)

(3/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what

You are reclusive(X)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (X)

You work hard on things until they're done(X)

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings(X)

You're actually quite strong

You have a lot of money

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (X)

You had a hard past

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family(X)

You love watching movies, and creating things (X)

You're stronger than you seem

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet(X)

You're slightly perverted

(3/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa(X)

You're honest and quiet (X)

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things (X)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well

For some reason, you have weird naming skills(X)

(4/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet(X)

You're honest, serious, and love debates(X)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships (X)

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(3/10)

I'm Poland, China, and Italy/N.Italy! That sort of makes sense... I ended up as Poland in a class game once... I always knew that I had a lot in common with China, and Italy!


Soul Eater Oath:

I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmtrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am disecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know


Percy Jackson Oath:

I promise to remember Percy, whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth, whenever a spider comes after me.

I promise to remember nature, for Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke, when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron, whenever I see a sign that says 'free pony ride'.

I promise to remember Tyson, whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia, whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse, whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca, whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico, whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe, whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel, whenever I see a limo pass my car.

Yes I promise to love PJO, wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession, because I know what the PJO lovers know.


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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8.We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horoscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5.Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

4.Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3.Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2.If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1.Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), Kurofai-fan1 (USA), under.that.sun (Lithuania), Spottedmask77(USA), sctwilightvampwolfgal (USA)


STOP THE paring Wars!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..

-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sensei.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Deidara-Kun or another Naruto guy.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.

-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)

-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".


Akatsuki pledge.

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking alittle kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm alittle low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolicly.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a childs mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!


You are obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist...

If you find yourself interested in chemistry.

If you find that you are better at science because of the things you have read in FMA and its fanfictions.

If you wish your favorite character was real and you plan out your relationship with him/her down to the last detail.

If you have read or watched the entire series at least 3 times each.

If you own the entire series so far, disks and books alike.

If you have found the easter eggs on the first anime series' disks.

If you were incredibly sad when you read or watched the endings simply because there wasn't any more after it.

If you have made an original character for FMA and try your best to be like him/her.

If you have ever cosplayed as an FMA character.

If you have read 500 or more FMA fanfictions.

If you have looked at 500 or more FMA fanart pieces.

If you spend time writing FMA fanfictions.

If you spend time drawing FMA fanart.

If you feel the need to put something FMA related in your schoolwork.

If you have repeatedly annoyed people by recommending the series to them several times.

If you mess up words and say something FMA related on accident.

If you subconsciously draw transmutation circles on random pieces of paper.

If your pen name is something FMA related.

If you constantly change the subjects of conversations to FMA.

If you fan about various topics from FMA nonstop.

If you connect ever waking thought to something from FMA.

If you have random FMA fanfiction ideas every day, and plan to write them later.

If you constantly wonder "What would (insert favorite character here) do if he/she were here in this situation?"

If you stay up late every night to read FMA or FMA fanfictions.

If you hear songs and make connections from the lyrics to FMA.

If your icon has something to do with FMA.

If your desktop has something to do with FMA.

If you found this site by looking for FMA fanfictions.

If you see people with looks similar to any character from FMA and wish that they could perfect the look.

If you doodle anything FMA related on your schoolwork, homework, or anything else important.

If you really want to own FMA merchandice, and think anyone that does own some is amazing.

If you think of at least one "what if" statement for the FMA world every day.

If you know the FMA opening and closing themes by heart and can sing them flawlessly.

If you are actually taking the time to read this list, and are planning to make one like it.


FMA Oath-
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I clap
And I promise to remember Alphonse
Whenever I see a stray kitten
I promise to never bring anyone back from the dead
And I promise to remember Winry
When my hand clutches a wrench
Yes, I promise to love Fullmetal Alchemist
Wherever I may go
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!


The Hetalia pledge (Paste this in your profile to be a Hetalian)

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says West.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.

This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite Chikyuu, Hetalians! :) Hetalia forever!


Repost this if you laughed...
"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM


Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Konohamaru- leaf or leaves (Of a tree.)

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left


If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you!


Random things!!!

team switzerland?

edward's cool, but jacob's hot.

i mean thier temperatures.

post this on your profile if it fooled you, so you can fool someone else

my created characters

Amu’s cousin

Hair color: brown

Eye color: gold

Gender: female

Age: 16

Relationship status: dating Zero

She is half vampire, half human. She does NOT drink blood. She is very strong and fast.

Zero

Hair color: gray

Eye color: gold

Gender: male

Age: 16

He is half vampire, half human.

Midnight

Hair color: black

Eye color: black

Gender: female

Age: 17

Relationship status: dating Ikuto

She has black cat ears and tail. She wears all black. Scarlet is her twin sister.

Scarlet

Hair color: red

Eye color: red/ruby

Gender: female

Age: 17

Relationship status: single, crushing on Ace

She has red cat ears and tail. She is always wearing red.

Ace

Hair color: I don’t know, but it’s weird.

Eye color: blue

Gender: male

Age: 15

Relationship status: single, but in love with Amu.

He is a werewolf. He can read minds.

Emma

Hair color: brown

Eyes: blue, wide eyes

Height: normal

Age: 18

Personality traits and reasons for being there: she is strategic, she is fast, and has fast reflexes. She uses what she has, like uses deer bones and fur to make a house. She is smart and understands a lot. She’s responsible and a good leader. She is kind.

Wolf form: black wolf with big, blue eyes.

Anna

Hair color: blond

Eye color: blue

Height: taller than Amu

Age: 15

She’s a model.

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Mostly MariChat by MiraculousMarauder reviews
Just a series of drabbles and one-shots focusing mainly on MariChat but with anything that strikes me. Latest one-shot: Marinette asks Chat about his crush on Ladybug
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 9/7 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Soccer Game by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ DenNor Oneshots ]] "We've heard The Eagles are rough," Abel began. "We want you to know we're proud of you, no matter what," Abel continued, nodding. "As long as you try your hardest, we'll always be proud of you." Lukas nodded, once. Abel held up his fist. "The Vikings can kick Linfield's team's asses no problem. Emil, you got this. Make the team—" He broke off, emotional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Denmark, Norway]
The Drabble Series by OneLetteredWonder reviews
A collection of rare pairs, small settings, sudden ideas, and whatever else can happen. These have already been published on tumblr, brought here for fanfiction convenience. Includes: 1p2p pairs, RusIta, TurkEgy, GerItaPan, PruCan, AmeIta, CanIta, RusAme. Enjoy your stay
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,924 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 3/9/2016
Antonio Pretends He Didn't Break a Rib by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,235 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
His Most Fervent Wish by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When Chat Noir is hit by an Akuma that makes him dream of his heart desire, Adrien has his eyes opened to what he really wants. But there is no way that Marinette could possibly be Ladybug...right?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Top Cat by Otoshigo reviews
[Sequel to Benefactor] Adrien and Marinette had an understanding... Or at least, he thought they did. Until someone decides to muscle in on what's his. [Marichat]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/10 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Static by OrangePlum reviews
Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 7/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Cookies, Making Out, and an Embarrassed, Protective Papa by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
It was four thirty-seven in the morning. Her dad was in the bakery. Baking. Her dad had just seen Ladybug stroll into the bakery, take three chocolate chip cookies, shove one in her mouth, then transform into his daughter. Reveal Fic. One-Shot. LadyNoir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/9 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Tom D. - Complete
Benefactor by Otoshigo reviews
It started out as a friendly gesture. A covert present for a friend in need. Then it became something more. Something that he didn't, couldn't, fully understand. Not until it was too late. [Marichat?/Adrienette]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/6 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
A warm night by kaaneky reviews
In a tranquil cold night, two people wander over each other's paths. A simple and petite tale of a secret being unravelled.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
The Halloween Dance by Cliffhanger lover reviews
The Halloween Dance is coming soon! Adrien has a perfect idea for a costume, but to win the contest for scariest costume he needs help from a certain blue haired girl. ONESHOT ONLY
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Dreamcatcher by Golden Lunar Eclipse reviews
When the latest akuma villain puts Gabriel Agreste into a sleep in which he experiences his best and worst possible futures, the fashion mogul has a lot to consider once he wakes up. Especially since his dreams reveal the identities of Paris's heroes.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 10/17 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] OC, Gabriel A. - Complete
An Unexpected Letter by Golden Lunar Eclipse reviews
Marinette and Adrien get the shock of a lifetime when they each receive a letter from Hawkmoth who has somehow found out their identities and wants to meet with them in person. Events from my story "Dreamcatcher" from Marinette's and Adrien's points of view.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 10/29 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Gabriel A. - Complete
Miraculous Mario Kart by Starlin's Ghost reviews
A few weeks after the identity reveal, Marinette invites Adrien over to play video games and have dinner with her family. Shenanigans ensue as Adrien is amused by Marinette's character choice. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Flirting Lessons by theonewhosawitall reviews
To keep up with Chat's flirting, Ladybug asks Rena Rouge to teach her to become smoother. It's going well until Chat Noir inturrupts one of their lessons, in a fit of jealousy.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Cats Meow by theonewhosawitall reviews
Chat Noir had become just that. A cat. The only person that can help him is Ladybug, but Ladybug is Marinette. She lives in a bakery. How can she help her friend when her parents insist he has to go to a shelter?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 10/24 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Friends Forever by theonewhosawitall reviews
Chole and Adrien have been best friends since they were adorable little toddlers. Friends make each other laugh and they come up with bad jokes together. Most importantly though, friends are there for each other. Through the good times, and the bad. But real friends, BEST friends, are there for each other in the absolute worst of times.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Bananas Are Slippery by InuKag01234 reviews
That video where that guy is trying to see if bananas are slippery but ends up busting his ass and screaming but Chat Noir and he accidentally sends it to Marinette
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
An Alliance by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Nathalie Sancoeur and Marinette Dupain-Cheng strike up an alliance in order to preserve the happiness and familar bond of the Agreste family. Marinette may be over in her head.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/24 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A., Nathalie S. - Complete
Miraculous Drabbles by SsilverStreak reviews
Just where I'm tossing all of my random drabbles. Not related unless otherwise stated, pairings and characters will vary.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 9/25 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg
The Pun Book by quicksilversquared reviews
Every time Adrien goes to renew his favorite book, The Big Book of Puns, someone else has requested it. Who could it possibly be? And why do the librarians keep trying to set the two of them up?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 9/2 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Plagg's Crush by Otoshigo reviews
Plagg is more than a little disturbed that he's developed... feelings for Marinette. Of course, he's not going to do anything about it. Right? Right. (Wrong.) [Marichat. Mari...chat?]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/23 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
My Good Kitty by TheNovelArtist reviews
"I got to say, Chat Noir," Alya teased, "the purring had me impressed, but who knew the superhero of Paris talked in his sleep?"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi - Complete
Dance by StarRoseColors reviews
Marinette and Chat share a dance. (Marichat)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Compassion by TwinklingCupcake reviews
"I think it might be a bug." / "A bug! And you put it on your bed! Gross!" / "Or a bat! It could be a bat!" / "And you put it on your bed!"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21 - Chloé B./Antibug, Sabrina R./Vanisher, Nooroo - Complete
The Green-Eyed Kitty Monster by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
In which Adrien's jealousy gets the better of him and he almost ruins Marinette's first date...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Not some damsel in distress by unforgetabELLE reviews
Her eyes sparkled at him, but he couldn't quite breathe. He knew she loved Chat, but she'd never quite said it in that tone before. "I'm sure the people you love would understand you keeping this particular secret," Adrien responded. "You do?"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/20 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Lost Plagg by SplatterCracker reviews
Plagg is a simple kwami, with simple needs. If he smells cheese, he will follow it. Even if the source happens to be from Marinette's lunch bag. [Reveal Fic]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/19 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Plagg, Tikki] - Complete
Adrien with the ass that won't quit by unforgetabELLE reviews
I hate to see you leave but love to watch you walk away The lyrics rose from the depths of Marinette's brain as she watched Adrien walk by. Then she was singing them out loud. Adrien froze in his tracks and looked over his shoulder at her. Her brain had just enough time to admire what a striking pose it was before looking away and pretending she hadn't just serenaded his ass...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19 - Complete
Silly Superstitions by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
There is a superstition that if you eat an apple while you brush your hair as you stare into the mirror when the clock strikes twelve, you will see the face of your future husband reflected back to you. Marinette decides to give this superstition a try...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/18 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Juleka C./Reflekta, Rose L./Princess Fragrance] - Complete
A little pun never killed no body by FoxWaffles reviews
After a stressful day, Chat helps his Lady relieve tension with a pun off
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Cuddles in a Coat by quicksilversquared reviews
In a lot of ways, Adrien Agreste isn't a normal teenage boy. He's a model, he has a bodyguard, he's secretly a superhero... But just like any other teenager, he'll stubbornly refuse to admit when an adult was right. Even if he ends up freezing because of it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/17 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nathalie S. - Complete
What Happens When A Secret Identity Is Found Out by Random Trilingual reviews
Marinette is exasperated, Adrien is amused, Alya is puzzled and Nino is just confused. [Two-Shot]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 10/12 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Venom: A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction by sydneyjohnson268 reviews
Three years ago, Ladybug and Chat Noir defeated Hawk Moth-or so they thought. After getting her heart broken by Adrien, Marinette leaves Paris to go to college in England. However, when she returns, she and Chat Noir find out that Hawk Moth has come back and his akumas are more venomous than ever. But now love and identities are at stake.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 9/11 - Complete
Midnight in Paris by Lynse reviews
Marinette had never thought she'd end up alone with Chat Noir like this. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
How could you be that girl I knew? by unforgetabELLE reviews
Then he saw the source of the commotion. She walked through the smoke-filled room, her face shining ethereally like the actual moon through the haze of the club. No one spoke to her, but all eyes were watching Marinette as she walked in and he was struck by how she simultaneously looked like a completely different person and exactly the same as the girl he knew in lycee.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/9 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
My lovely DJ by 3laxx reviews
Nino Appreciation Week is finally here!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 10/1 - [Nino L./Bubbler, Alya C./Lady Wifi] Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful too by astrangetypeofchemistry reviews
In which Marinette spills her hot chocolate all over herself when her new superheroine partner visits her on her balcony.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5 - [Chloé B./Antibug, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
ChroNINOcles (Nino Appreciation Week collection) by PerditaAlottachocolate reviews
A collection of drabbles and short stories for Nino Appreciation Week prompts. Humor, Fluff, Romance mostly. Day 1: Music/Film "Let It Go", Day 2: Hero/Villain "My Hero", Day 3: Favorite Ship "Ready for Shipping, Day 4: Nino vs. ... "Say Cheese", Day 5: Family
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 10/1 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
The Queen Bee Selfie by quicksilversquared reviews
Marinette wants to take a selfie with Queen Bee. It's not because she particularly admires the other superhero, but because she's found out just who is behind that mask and she REALLY wants to see how her new teammate deals with unwanted attention during attacks. Maybe it's a little petty, but boy is it fun to watch Queen Bee squirm. (contains VERY old S2 spoilers)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/4 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
All Eyes on Me by Remasa reviews
Nino receives a Miraculous from an unlikely source. How can a newbie like him hope to compete on equal footing with experienced superheroes? It's a good thing he has a very tough trainer ready to get him into superhero shape! Two-shot posted for Nino appreciation week.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 10/2 - Nino L./Bubbler, Gabriel A. - Complete
On my way to you by unforgetabELLE reviews
Maybe the old saying is true and absence really does make the heart grow fonder or maybe the distance finally gave her perspective...It wasn't just that he was her partner and she trusted him with her life, and it wasn't like the crush from afar she'd held for Adrien. It was an ember that had been smoldering in her heart and suddenly a burst of wind brought it to full flame.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
27 Secrets by Otoshigo reviews
"Secrets," Chat purred, waving the photo out like a little flag. "I want secrets. Twenty-seven pictures worth of secrets. And you'll give them to me. One picture at a time." [Shameless Marichat]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/26 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Aggravatingly Oblivious by mikanlove reviews
Adrien Agreste is a very oblivious, some may even say dense, teenage boy. What happens if he realizes how similar Marinette and Ladybug are? A not-so-reveal fic. (Drabble!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg
A Cat, a Fox, and a Bee walk into a Bakery by SsilverStreak reviews
Queen Bee thought she was the only one visiting Marinette Dupain-Cheng at night. Honestly, the real miracle is how long it took to run into her teammates when THEY were visiting Marinette. Marinette just has a constant headache at this point. (Future OT5 between Marinette, Adrien, Alya, Nino, and Chloe).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,445 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 7/17 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
As Marinette and as Ladybug by MarkedSilence reviews
As Marinette she was sorry. As Ladybug she would never forgive him.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20 - Gabriel A., Hawk Moth, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Shipshape by InuKag01234 reviews
'Soon there will be a holiday planned with all of the top celebrities of Paris; a seven-day cruise. I myself will be there, as well as many others.' The mayor paused slightly, smiling at them. 'Might I implore you both to join us on this wonderful holiday'
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,783 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Snitches get Stitches by Otoshigo reviews
Marinette finds out Chat Noir is Adrien and she is... not impressed. Adrien is convinced she's Ladybug, but has no way to prove it. Meanwhile Plagg has an agenda all his own...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/17 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Tikki, Plagg] - Complete
A Miraculous Theme Song by Daphne Powell reviews
Chat has an idea: He and Ladybug need a theme song! And thus the Miraculous song is born! But what happens when Chat confesses his love to Ladybug? What happens when a certain model hums a familiar tune? Fluffy, two-shot, double reveal. ladynoir/adrienette. A bit of DJ/WIFI
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/6 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Summer Fun by quicksilversquared reviews
Two summers, two trips to the pool, two VERY different outcomes. Adrien's first proper trip to the pool and his second are about as different as could be. Alya and Nino just want their friends to act normal around each other. Is that really too much to ask? (Pre-reveal/post-reveal)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/15 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Hairstylist by SugarBubbles2000
Hair was a relatively important part of Suguro's life. He styled his everyday and even styled Shima's before joining cram school. So he agreed to simply give Rin a hair-cut because he was in need of one, but little did they know they'd be getting into something much more than just a trim. [BonRin hairplay ONE-SHOT. Yukio is only mentioned. De-anon from the Ao no Exorcist Kink Meme]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12 - Rin O., Yukio O., Ryūji S. - Complete
Forest Fires by WolfoftheMoonStorm reviews
It was all Marinette's fault. How could she face him now? Paris needed Ladybug, but Marinette? She needed Chat Noir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 9/9 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki - Complete
A Girl's Imagination by TheNovelArtist reviews
And Marinette isn't quite sure she can handle it
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Manon C./Puppeteer - Complete
The Unintended Reveal by Eagle Alchemist reviews
They are stuck. No food. No water. Seemingly no way out. Tormented by the knowledge they are no longer in costume. Would they peek? Can they keep their identities a secret after this? How will they escape the confines of their makeshift prison? Ladynoir/Adrinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/4 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
True Identity by Conspiraty reviews
Chat Noir reveals his civilian form to Ladybug, but Ladybug's reaction isn't what he expected. I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or the image.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Absolutely Smitten by runyoubadwolf reviews
ML Fluff Month Day 31 - I'm Yours, Forever: Marinette wakes up to Adrien's "I'm about to say some really cheesy, adorable things that are going to make your heart melt" face.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Kitty by MarsPhany reviews
Post-reveal. Alright so basically I have this headcanon that after the identity reveal Mari's tendency to call Chat "kitty" never quite leaves her so she just goes around calling Adrien that all the time, and there were many scenarios and ideas in my head so this was made. Collab between me and @agreste-dupain-cheng (tumblr) strauberry23 (ff) !
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Take it Back! by Otoshigo reviews
A sexually frustrated 25 year old Adrien unexpectedly is 'gifted' with a very lazy genie. Can he survive him long enough to get what he really wants? [Aged up Adrienette AU]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/31 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
all sides of you are perfect (I wouldn't change a thing) by ChocolateWonder reviews
Adrien loves both sides of Marinette, with or without the mask. His love for her is unconditional.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
As The Sunlight Came Through The Window by Alaric S. Vattonage reviews
In which Feliks is a sleepyhead and Toris plays on his phone without noticing what time is it. [Crossposted on AO3]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30 - [Lithuania, Poland] - Complete
Revealing by Tnahpele reviews
Tikki is sick of watching Marinette and Adrien dance around each other, and decides to take action.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg, Tikki, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Rarely seen by Kitten1313 reviews
A series of oneshots about rare pairs. Some may work while others might crash and burn but either way they want their chances in the spot light. Rated for swearing, sexual language, possible character death and what ever else I can throw at them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/18/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Denmark
A Different Type of Inspiration by quicksilversquared reviews
Marinette has some of the worst designer's block that she's ever had, and Alya will stop at nothing to find some source of inspiration to get her friend designing again. Right before she (almost) gives up, they see a poster for a very interesting design contest. Will the theme be enough to get Marinette's inspiration flowing again?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Gabriel A. - Complete
Scandalous! by mocharetti reviews
Alya thinks Marinette is cheating on Adrien with Chat Noir. Nino thinks Adrien is cheating on Marinette with Ladybug. In the midst of all this crazy, mixed-up drama, friendships are put to the test while Alya and Nino discover that there's more to their two best friends than what meets the eye. (Post-Reveal) [COMPLETED]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,710 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
White Carnations by SplatterCracker reviews
"Chat, how do you flirt?" Marinette has had enough; she was finally going to confess to Adrien. The only question is, how? Well, when it comes to romance, who better to ask than Chat?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/14 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Second-ranked by SugarBubbles2000 reviews
The guy in my class known as Suguro Ryuuji (I think that's his first name), or 'Bon' is currently second on my list. I have many reasons why but there's one you might not know about. [BonRin ONE-SHOT. First person POV from Rin. Shiro and Suguro are only mentioned. De-anon from the Ao no Exorcist Kink Meme]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13 - Rin O., Ryūji S., Shiro F. - Complete
Content by BTS-ARMY reviews
Ivan was content with being a stranger. Every day he would go to the small café on Fifth avenue to see his beloved waiter. One-sided RoChu. AU. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11 - Russia, China - Complete
Grey by ElricGurl
"Sweetheart...I'm not going to hurt you." She'd heard those words before. She hadn't trusted them then and what made him think she could now? {It involves Confederate/Dixie and Union America.}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10 - America, OC - Complete
More of a Movie Morning by runyoubadwolf reviews
ML Fluff Month Day 7 - 4 a.m.: Sometimes, Chloe would call Adrien on nights when she couldn't sleep and they'd watch movies together. This was one of those nights. Chloe and Adrien BROtp.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Umbrella Scene Reveal by TeamSophie909 reviews
Not my best. Ladybug recognizes something Chat does.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4
The Class Trip by TheSparkler reviews
When the yearly class trip goes awry, it is up to Ladybug and Chat Noir to save the class and set things right!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/11 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Ms. C. Bustier - Complete
The Bake Off by TheSparkler reviews
Class assignments plus flour everywhere equals the perfect pastry! When Adrien must learn something new, it is up to creative Marinette to teach him - now if only she could find the right skill to teach... (Author's Note: This story was originally written to be a oneshot. Please let me know what you think in the comments. Happy reading!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/21 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
7 Clues by TeamSophie909 reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir made a deal. One clue every night patrol for a week about their identity. How will this go?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/17 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
First Dates by FireStorm1991 reviews
What are friends for if not to help you overcome the first date jitters?
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/22 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Summer Nights by AWildeHoppingTaco reviews
One summer night was all it took for a rabbit and a fox to fall in love.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25 - [Judy H., Nick W.] - Complete
Rejection by Commander Chandell 919 reviews
Marinette's thoughts after being rejected and what she decides to do afterwards.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25 - Complete
It's Tradition by inudigifan201 reviews
Alya and Nino get married... it's Tradition to toss the Bouquet and garter.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Hate That You Know Me (So Well) by LNC2 reviews
Adrien and Marinette discuss Chat Noir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/24 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Snicker by Cattyclam29 reviews
Chat has a surprise for Marinette. How will it turn out? Fluffy/slightly more mature Marichat!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Rin the Maid by angelcarstairs4679
Rin has to be a maid or face getting kicked out of the swim team. One-shot!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17 - Rin M., Gou M., Seijuurou M., Aiichirou N. - Complete
Parisian Winter by BarefootDancer reviews
Ever since forever ago, it has been a cycle the two have repeated - fight, refuse to speak to each other, fight some more, apologize halfheartedly, stumble back together, and repeat. Mostly, they hate each other, but maybe winter in Paris will change that. (Also known as the time England showed up at France's doorstep and somehow never left.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [England/Britain, France]
I Am Sad, You Are Beautiful, We Were Tragic by Italian Skunk reviews
Summer '16 was still a blurry mess of fighting, love, and bright lights on ocean water. That's all Antonio could really remember... [We Were Liars AU]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When a model-hating Akuma attacks, Adrien ends up stuck looking ugly. With a new face Adrien quickly learns how differently people will treat him now he is no longer beautiful. Even his friends are acting differently, all but one that is...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/16 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nino L./Bubbler, Nathalie S. - Complete
Viral by LNC2 reviews
The Ladyblog catches a private moment and Marinette is furious.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/10 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi - Complete
Matsuoka by prettyreklessA7X reviews
This is a sweet and simple poem about Rin in Haru's eyes.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7 - Rin M., Haruka N.
If I Could Tell Him by mitchkat1 reviews
"He's perfect because of all the reasons I love him,"Marinette smiled. "I always have trouble finding the words when I'm with him, but if I could tell him… I'd have so much to say.I keep them all locked inside, unsaid, but som I'd tell him all the reasons I love him."Marinette has a many reasons she loves Adrien. But as Chat Noir reveals, Adrien might have reasons he likes her too.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/5 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
I Want You to Stay by Conspiraty reviews
Adrien is moving to New York, but what happens when Marinette comes to visit, to tell him something important? How will Adrien handle this? I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or the image.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4 - Complete
Love Squared by TheNovelArtist reviews
There's only so many ways two people can create a skit about a love square.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Lonely by Icy-Kitty117 reviews
The natural host is feeling a bit down. The Wild type noticed and decided to ask why. HaruXMori if you squint. Rated T to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
My Purr-incess by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Adrien had a rough day, so he goes to his Princess for help. Then, he takes her for a ride across Paris in his arms. Then, he is revealed to be Adrien Agreste because Plagg couldn't hold it for a few more seconds. (Marichat, Adrienette, FLUFFY) (T for one bad word and a make-out session)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/26 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Supercut by LNC2 reviews
Marinette loves her friends and Adrien can't deal. Post-Reveal, Pre-Relationship.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/23 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Eyes by TheNovelArtist reviews
Adrien and Marinette have a very important conversation about eye color.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/20 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Pay Attention! by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When Adrien and Marinette are forced to swap seats in class, Adrien learns that you notice things when you look at it at a different angle.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/12 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nino L./Bubbler, Ms. C. Bustier - Complete
Will Work For Love by Conspiraty reviews
Marinette wants to get Adrien a present, and she'd work at a diner to give him that present. But when Adrien shows up and sees her working there, how will she handle it? And what happens when a certain customer just can't handle the word no? I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or the image.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7 - Complete
Female Pervert by TangledGold reviews
Gou Matsuoka secretly is a female pervert, who now and then steals a glance in the men's dressing room of her school. But one day, she is discovered… MomotarouxGou oneshot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7 - Gou M., Momotarou M. - Complete
Freudian Slip by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings...Marinette and Adrien keep having little slips that lead to a world of revelations.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/29 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Strays by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Tom was used to Marinette bringing strays home but this really took the cake!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/27 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Sabine C., Tom D.] - Complete
Battle Of The Scorpion by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Adrien gets forced to do a photo shoot with Chloe by the Mayor and his father. Anger that has been bottled up inside of him releases itself in a sudden sting of fury when Hawk Moth takes his sweep at the model. Can Ladybug stop him from killing Chloe without Chat Noir to help her? (hints of Adrienette) MY LAST DARK STORY FOR A WHILE
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Things That Fall by maddiemaki reviews
Rain falls. Tides fall. But most of all, Sokka and Toph fall for each other. /tokka fluff/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 5/16 - [Sokka, Toph] Aang, Katara - Complete
Aumakua by Demi Brackensick reviews
"What makes a brother-sister relationship special is the way each one remembers the other when they are apart. They miss the talks, the laughs and the time they spent together. Life changes. Memories don't." -DailyQuotes. (OneShot collections about re-creating the meaning of family and friendship)
Moana - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/3 - Maui, Moana W.
Wearing Her Colors by ghostgirl19 reviews
"I saw in a TV show once that had fencers wearing a ribbon a girl gave to them for luck and-and to show she had confidence in him." She bit her lower lip; it was now or never. "Would…would you wear mine?" No Miraculous AU, Adrinette
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/21 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi - Complete
Her Own Advice by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ivan plays matchmaker when he reminds Marinette of her own advice. It is more than effective when Ladybug confides into Chat Noir about it all.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/20 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Ivan B./Stoneheart, Mylène H./Horrificator] - Complete
Adrien Knows! - Antibug by Kryokina reviews
A sweet moment between Marinette and Cat Noir during the Antibug episode. It ends on a bit of a downer, but I didn't want to write what the episode already showed to happen the next day (like that face Adrien made at the end of the episode. He just has to know something!). In fact, why don't you go rewatch Antibug once you're done reading this? I'm telling you this fits perfectly!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Stay by TheNovelArtist reviews
Chat's wishes are clear, for his precious Marinette to stay out of the akuma's way. And she feels bad that she can't keep her promise to stay.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Leaders Of The Band by Aubrie1234 reviews
For their birthday, Alfred, Allan, and other ex-colonies plan a special party for Arthur and Oliver. No fighting, no cussing, only remembrance... *Gift for my Dad for his birthday. Happy Birthday to all Dads out there!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Complete
Pundom by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Adrien's and Marinette's reunion after London Fashion Week is spoiled when Marinette discovers a pun on something inappropriate.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/16 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Smile For Me by 15x6x4-ever reviews
"Smile, ochibi-chan. Smile!" Never would Ed have guessed how much truth lay behind those mocking words. Edvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,096 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Edward E., Envy]
Icy Feet and Hot Legs by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
In which Marinette's sleeping habits and Chat Noir's need to tease her lead to an identity reveal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/14 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Down for the Count by LNC2 reviews
Marinette makes a discovery and handles it like a champ. Rated for language.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/12 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Why She Stayed by Queen of the Wallflowers reviews
ONESHOT. Somehow, she ended up in Nath's bed and never really left. How did it happen? She has no clue but she can tell you why she stayed.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10 - [Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator] - Complete
Discovering Our Feelings by MoghtyAngrySmol reviews
Where Akko tries to help Amanda from being chased by the anti-witches club alongside their leader Louis. However, whilst trying to accomplish this, Akko ends up being the one caught by the club; leading to a confrontation and afterwards, a confession. Amandakko :-)
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9
She Is Brighter by LNC2 reviews
Tikki just couldn't keep her head down. Submission for MariChat May- What If. Takes place during the Evillustrator.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
The Bug Reveal by RomanticFictionFreak reviews
"Plagg! You're his Kwami! You weren't supposed to tell him that! I can't believe you!" "Hey! You try remembering all the things we're allowed to tell these kids on an empty stomach!" - Their Kwami's get to meet for the "first time" too as they reveal their identities! (Adriennette, PlaggxTikkiFriendship!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/6 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Forever by Umino Saki reviews
How long is Lotte's "forever" to a centuries-old dragon like Sucy? [Dragon!Sucy] [Sulotte]
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6 - Lotte Y., Sucy M. - Complete
The Purrrfect Photo by missdragongirl reviews
It was only an innocent photo. It was never meant to reveal their identities like this, but through the power of facial recognition, anything is possible. Just a fluffy, cute story I had to get down before I forgot!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/6 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Wearing The Spots by InuKag01234 reviews
What's worse than the love of your life catching you wearing fan merchandise? Oh, right, getting dragged halfway across Paris in said merch while she's saving your life. (serious Ladrien fluff, enjoy!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by GalaxyVisionary reviews
Inspired by Toni Braxton's song "Unbreak My Heart." A story about the one that almost got away.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
A Knight's Princess by Little Miss Writing Prodigy reviews
ONESHOT "A knight only wants for his princess to be happy." Chat learns that the hard way when he tries to couple Marinette to her 'secret crush'. Marichat, I guess, with a little Adrinette
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/2 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Marinette Cake by L.P. Geon reviews
Chat Noir was very hungry. And Marinette smelled nice. Really, really nice. [Marichat May: Purring]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/2 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Something Just Like This by LNC2 reviews
Ladybug makes a confession.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Of Dolls and Posters by TheNovelArtist reviews
Drabble. A Puppeteer re-write where Chat gets to Marinette's room before she does.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/17 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Dammit Plagg by silksenseoverload reviews
[ one-shot ] "Is this a fashion statement, Agreste?" Adrien looks up sheepishly, "Alya-" "The dude's been having bad hair days for some time now, you should've seen the first time his hair had a mind of it's own!" says Nino, nudging his friend in the ribs. Adrien blushes a little - it really wasn't his fault he had a monster of a bedhead.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Laughter by FrozenOrange reviews
Adrien, in a freaking leather cat suit! Adrien making bad puns? The thought was too much for her, and she burst out laughing again. A cough from the teacher reminded her that she was still in class. Marinette discovers Chat Noir's identity, and reacts rather unexpectedly. ONESHOT
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
A Push In the Right Direction by EerieEyes reviews
Sometimes you need some help from your friends to motivate you into asking someone you secretly like out on a date. Luckily for Lithuania, Poland is just the friend. AmeLiet pairing; Nyo!America; Inspired by a prompt from AmeLiet Week (2017) on Tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11 - America, Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue by ForeverAnOddity reviews
"Slap my rump one more time, Frog, And I will bloody kill you." Over the years, Francis and Arthur have developed the habit of writing each other poems to express their feelings towards one another. This is a collection of those poems, from start to finish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/16/2014 - England/Britain, France
Yellow Lillies and Violets by W-IIV reviews
Flowers can mean many things. To Diana, it was the door that brought a girl called Akko to the small florist shop that she looked after for her cousin over the school break.(Flowers Au)
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/2 - [Diana C., Akko K.] - Complete
10 Signs Your Cat (Kwami) Loves You by roxan1930 reviews
10 little signs that Plagg really does love Adrien. In his own Kitty-way that is
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Spring Day by BelleBasBleue reviews
Everyone is born with a flower tattoo that will only bloom when they fall in love with their soulmate. Marinette has been becoming frustrated with her tattoo for years, and wants release. Just a cute little fic. Post-reveal and warning, smut galore.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/1 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Tranquility by Italian Skunk reviews
Antonio loves every single day. He loves the millions of colors that the sky fades into, the fireflies, the snow, the rain, the early mornings, the late nights. All of it. Of course, he loves Lovino too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/8/2016 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Home by Rosalind2013 reviews
Marinette returns home from a delivery to discover that an unexpected guest has fallen asleep on her family's couch after being doted on by her loving parents. Featuring Sabine 'Adrienette-is-my-OTP' Dupain-Cheng.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/24 - [Sabine C., Tom D.] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A New Love- Amakko Oneshot by eljebelja reviews
Amakko is an underrated ship that is SO CUTE so I wrote my own oneshot for it!
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Akko K. - Complete
Sing Me to Sleep by ZePuKa reviews
In which Marinette nurses a concussed Chat back to health. Unabashed MariChat fluff. "Marinette observed him briefly as he reclined on the couch; he just looked so peaceful, like he was right at home and this was the most natural place in the world for him to be. 'I wonder how mom and dad would feel about taking in a stray cat…'"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tom D. - Complete
It Was Always You by Mikael0000 reviews
Ladybug is hurt and is confronted with the truth of Chat's true identity.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/14 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] OC, Gabriel A. - Complete
Double Pierced by wonderfulwizardofthozz reviews
Right next to the earrings that Marinette usually wore were the little cat pearls Adrien had purchased with her in mind (okay, her and Ladybug, but he'd never give Ladybug earrings; what kind of fool was he?).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/23 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Happiness by N'yrthghar reviews
Judy reflects on how her life has changed since she met Nick, and how they formed their relationship. Fluffy one-shot.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20 - [Judy H., Nick W.] - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by ghostgirl19 reviews
Alya gives Marinette a set of adult love dice that are guaranteed to give who plays them a fun time. Later that night, Chat Noir suggests to Marinette that they play a game with them to see if they work.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/15 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Kiss meDrabble Collection by W-IIV reviews
A collection of kisses between Akko and Diana, includes fluff, angst and maybe Au versions in the future.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/8 - Akko K., Diana C.
Smoulder by MidnightStarlightWrites reviews
Marinette traced her fingers down the smooth lines of the magazine, a blush creeping to her face. It wasn't just his toned, muscular body that set her aflame, although that was certainly a bonus. It was his eyes. The way his body appeared, languid like a summers day. His body said relax but his eyes said devour. She'd seen those eyes before...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,700 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Poetry by Animerulzs1267 reviews
England decides to get away from the break room to have some quiet time with himself but he meets someone who, much to his surprise, enjoys poetry. UKLat, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - [England/Britain, Latvia] - Complete
It Started as a Joke by TheNovelArtist reviews
Adrien just wanted to give his friend a little "LadyNoir" for her birthday. He did not expect Paris to make an event out of it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
Stolen Heart, Stolen Kiss by TheNovelArtist reviews
"I'm so glad I married my perfect partner." Marinette could hear her mother's words from her hiding place up the stairs, and they force her to acknowledge that a certain blonde-haired, green-eyed Chat may or may not have stolen her heart.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/28 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Midnight Dates by thecrazydragonlady15 reviews
When Chat Noir appears on the Paris skyline, Marinette knows that something is wrong. She just doesn't know if it's him or Paris. Post-reveal fluff.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Paw-lov's Theory by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 194 - Published: 2/25 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi, Plagg - Complete
What Dreams Are Made Of by TheNovelArtist reviews
Chat tells Ladybug his dreams. And they sound suspiciously like hers...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/12 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
I'm Starting To Think You Don't Mean That by Milk of Awesomeness reviews
The nations find the Book Of Secrets. In it is 1000 secrets that 10 unlucky nations would rather have been kept to themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/24/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, America, France, Prussia
A Morning With Her by 12-29 reviews
Amanda and Akko live together after Luna Nova. Akko decides to play a prank on Amanda in the early morning, switching the salt and sugar.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9 - Akko K., Amanda O.
Fanfiction Reveal by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Elizabeta reveals Gilbert her secret hobby of being a fanfic writer, which later prompts her to declare why she enjoys what she does to her confused boyfriend. PruHun, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7 - [Prussia, Hungary] - Complete
Busy by TheNovelArtist reviews
Adrien just wants Nino to stop texting him. Is that too much to ask?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/6 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
I Get Along With a Voice in My Head by aemelia113 reviews
Hawk Moth tries to akumatize Marinette, who is having none of it. He wanted a henchperson, but wound up w/ a friend. Marinette wins the villain over with sarcasm and sci-fi movie nights and finds out that he's not as scary as he seems. Oneshot. No warnings. Not shipping. I'm well aware that this is crack so what? Cover art is a manip by Aramıza Katılmalısın, who has an ML fan blog.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/3 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A. - Complete
I Understand You Like Water by Enavi reviews
After a joint swim practice, Haru returns to the locker room, having forgotten his swimming cap, but is unexpectedly greeted by a forceful, sexy Rin. Haru has to confess his feelings that he's kept to himself for so long, resulting in a passionate romance. Mature sex scenes, smut, strong language.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Not a Fool by TheNovelArtist reviews
They weren't fools. They just knew the other was too precious to lose.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/30 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
According to Nature by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
Lukas was sure he was going to be an alpha, but when he gets his first heat, he promises to rebel agains his nature. Although, being a little promiscuous wouldn't hurt and it seems like no one can control him. Omegaverse. DenNor, HongIce, SuFin Human names: Lukas, Mathias, Emil, Berwald, Tino, & Xiao; Minor pairings as well
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Norway, Denmark] Iceland, Sweden
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
If You Give A Cat A Cookie by quicksilversquared reviews
After the events of the Christmas Special, Marinette is more than a little worried about her partner. He clearly needs a little holiday cheer, and what better way to do that than to bake some Christmas cookies together?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by Leisey reviews
When Chat Noir gave up on his feelings for Ladybug, he wasn't expecting to fall for Marinette. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/24/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Your Imprint on Me by Livinglittlelie reviews
Adrien could've never known how it would affect him to see Marinette with Chat Noir's mark on herself. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Mr Nurse by RantingFangirl reviews
Feliciano knew that his brother would hate him for it, but this was going to go viral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2016 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by ghostgirl19 reviews
The mistletoe kiss we all wanted in the Christmas special but didn't get. Warning: Contains Christmas episode spoilers!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
La Musique by Chimpukampu reviews
Marinette was scouted to cover Jagged Stone's music video, but what would happen if she'll play there as 'Ladybug? And for some twist of fate, Adrien was scouted as 'Chat Noir?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
S'il Vous Plait! by Light In The Void reviews
"Wow, Miss!" Bonnie says, eyes sparkling. "You're a keeper! Please marry my brother, s'il vous plait!" Ashley makes a comeback. (Diodeshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Serena, Clemont/Citron, Bonnie/Eureka - Complete
The bells of the Assembly by PixelusPrime
A certain Autobot remembers his favorate city and a time before the war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Bluestreak, Prowl, Smokescreen - Complete
A Joke About Loser 20-Year-Olds and Teenagers by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ PruIta Oneshots ] "We're building a God damned greenhouse." Feliciano looked up from his sketchbook and blinked once or twice. I don't think he heard me. "What?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Prussia, N. Italy]
Not With Haste by roughdiamond5 reviews
In a world where literacy is restricted to the upperclass, Mathias finds his soulmate's first words to him written on his forearm. Lukas doesn't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Denmark, Norway] [Hong Kong, Iceland] - Complete
Blindly by Drake Rhapsody reviews
At first, it wasn't meant to be a love nest. It wasn't even meant to be a place to stay until morning. No, that little room was meant to become their little pocket in the middle of the hustle of Paris, a hideaway where they could tend to each other's injuries without the risk of their identities being discovered, even by themselves. A place to recover and then be on their way.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A Very Long Bus Ride by redroseinsanity reviews
It's only a two hour bus ride for their class trip but somehow Adrien and Marinette are feeling like it's one very long journey. Adrienette on a bus? YES. Lots of fluff because enclosed spaces are the best places for feelings to develop. Twoshot!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fratelli by Mx Akiyata reviews
It's easy to wonder how Flavio and Luciano could even be related. Their personalities couldn't be more clashing, and fighting is inevitable. But even with all the crap they put each other through, they'll always be fratelli. This fic contains a series of stories on their daily lives and conflicts. /2P! characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Seborga, Parallel Nations
The Thought of Having You Around by roughdiamond5 reviews
Natalia, youngest heiress of the Braginski family, rejects the idea of soulmates. Toris, the kitchen boy, hides the words on his arm that mark him as hers. Soulmate!AU, TW: anxiety attacks. Now with epilogue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Lithuania, Belarus] - Complete
Plant Your Heart in My Hands by MsStampede
Rin is confused by a little red box and the sweet little treasue resting inside. Submission to Rinshi Week day 1 on tumblr.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Rin O., Shiemi M.] - Complete
Bleed by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ PruHun Oneshots ]] Hungary was someone Prussia could throw himself against until she made him bleed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Prussia, Hungary] - Complete
The Phobia list by Kitten1313 reviews
We all have fears, some rational, some not. Each one unique and far too real for those who have them. An October writing challenge
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 10/1/2016 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Prussia
Swedish Meatballs by LudwigTheViolin reviews
Tino, with nowhere else to go, decides to live inside the local IKEA. However, while he's hiding there, he catches the attention of Berwald, an employee there. Too love stricken with Tino's adorableness, Berwald lets Tino live inside the IKEA and even manages to get him some Swedish meatballs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2016 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty by SkyGem reviews
When Ladybug and Chat Noir finally defeat and unmask Hawk Moth, there are repercussions neither of them could ever have imagined. Adrien is left reeling from the revelation that his father is the one that has been terrorizing Paris, and it's up to Marinette to comfort and help her partner heal from such a life-changing discovery. Reveal & Post-reveal. Fluff. A little bit of angst.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler
Heart Out by Medicineforrobbers reviews
Haru is in desperate need of a distraction, and he finds it in the most unconventional of ways. RinHaru, HaruRin
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Kinda sorta not a letter to a president by PixelusPrime
This is a translation of an actual short response essay I wrote about holidays. With only a few minutes left, I panicked and chose a holiday from last fanfiction I read. The prompt was a letter to a penpall about the holiday during the weekend prior. I hope you all enjoy. I know I was laughing by the time I finished this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Livinglittlelie reviews
Everything she touches comes alive. Everything he touches turns to dust. They are complete opposites, but they didn't know how lost they were until they found each other.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Marry Me? by ghostgirl19 reviews
"My Lady?" "Yes, Chat?" "Will you marry me?" A tinkling laugh that reminds him of bells sounds from her pretty pink lips. "Sorry, Chaton, but I'm going to have to say no."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Reward by Misila reviews
Haruka was bad at English; that was a fact. Therefore, acknowledging his improvements was important.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Late Night Snacks by Conspiraty reviews
A cute little three-shot about food. I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or the image.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Contagious by Misila reviews
The day fish poisoning landed Haruka in the hospital, Rin almost bit his tongue off in his efforts to not let out the most satisfactory "I told you" in History.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
To feel better by Misila reviews
If there is one thing Rin hates about her period, it's being forced to miss practice. [Genderbend]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Catching up by Misila reviews
Rin didn't expect Haruka's parents to be like this.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Teapot by DreamyLoner reviews
Yong Soo messes up again. Leon is pissed. Emil doesn't know what to do. Having two boyfriends at the same times gives him a headache sometimes. Crack fic. Yong Soo/Leon/Emil (KorHongIce).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Iceland, Hong Kong, South Korea] - Complete
Soundless Stops by aphsverige reviews
Tumblr Prompt: We're at a bus stop and you've been talking to me for 10 minutes straight and still haven't noticed I'm completely deaf.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Babysitter by hetalia987 reviews
Lovino's a broke college student who takes up babysitting as a way to make some extra money. Antonio's a single dad who needs a babysitter. Spamano fic bxb
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2016 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, OC - Complete
Wrong Way to Date by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Like it kitten?" Kuro purrs into Kiku's ear. Kiku turns his head away sharply, his cheeks tinging red but his eyes are wide and looking at everything around them. Walls of glass line the room bathing everyone in a blue glow of the water inside. "I do not come to these enough," Kiku whispers. Kuro feels a jolt of pride go through him at the statement. 1p x 2p Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
On The Prowl by ghostgirl19 reviews
"I'll be fine, Alya. It's only a couple blocks." "But it's ten at night, it's not safe. Especially with that Chat Noir prowling around." AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,929 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Vertically Challenged Love by Liesel Fogel reviews
Antonio is a ghost who haunts a run down, dirt cheap house and Lovino, being a poor student with nowhere else to stay, learns to live with his horrifying new roommate who turns out to be very affectionate. Commission for kiwiliko. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Texting by LeFay Strent reviews
"You should come over and eat what my dad made." "What did he make?" "Me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2016 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, France, Seychelles - Complete
You're Nicer When You're on Your Death Bed by PinkFan-Gurl reviews
Haruhi goes to check on the twins against Tamaki's warnings... slight Hika/Haru and slight Tama/Haru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Entertainment by InkDragons reviews
Why am I so fixated on her? Humans are boring, but she isn't. Amaimon struggles to figure out what it is about Shiemi he finds so compelling.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Amaimon, Shiemi M. - Complete
She Tastes Like Heartbreak by thefanshipdarkhorse reviews
Marceline and Bubblegum through the years, growing together, growing up and growing apart (not necessarily in that order).
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
Until the Dead Speak (Oneshot) by SecretlyIrish reviews
If only someone had said something. Itacest focus, PruSpa, PruIta, and SpaMano also in there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2016 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia, Spain
Just Another High School Romance by Milk of Awesomeness
Elizabeth Kirkland was a bookwarm, but she was in love with a cheerleader named Amelia Jones. There was no way that Amelia could love her back, could she? And now with the dance this week, everyone but her in seems is in a relationship, though the situation with the one German and his two seeming Italian crushes sure is confusing. Will she ever find love?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [England/Britain, America] France, Prussia - Complete
Sunlight by InkDragons reviews
Short Amaimon x Shiemi drabble. In Gehenna, a twisted world with no sunlight, Shiemi was his own little piece of Assiah.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Shiemi M., Amaimon - Complete
We're just Friends by Schwarzeil reviews
Real world AU. Written in second-person narrative and you're Marceline. You're meeting up with your best friend Phoebe who once abused your crush Bonnibel but you remain as friends because their feud had directly nothing to do with you. Slightly Bubbline, but a shit ton of gay mentioning. The title is self-evident.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A., Flame Princess
Tesoro by NayruSol42 reviews
After an unexpected announcement, Aldrich decided it was time to start looking again. Hetalia RomexGermania fanfiction, Human AU, Soulmate AU. One-shot written for English class.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Germania, Ancient Rome]
Straight Out of a Manga by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Kiku snaps his head up once he realizes what just happened. Kuro blinks up at him in shock as well. At the same time Kiku's face flushes scarlet a wicked smirk makes it's way to Kuro's. He snickers, pushing up finding the perfect moment to kiss Kiku again. Kiku squeaks and grabs his book from it's spot on the floor to bap Kuro with it. Kuro just laughs at him. 1px2p Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Happy To Help by Sophie Ripley reviews
This is an exploration of Judy and Nick's platonic friendship after Nick becomes a cop. OR: Three ways Judy shows Nick she cares, and one way Nick returns the favor.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Nursing and Mail by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ GiriPan Oneshots ]] "Yes, well." Kiku forced himself to be polite. "That's a wonderful tank you have, Heracles. Your…" Kiku wanted to cry. "Your fish look particularly vibrant."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Greece, Japan]
The Common Denominator by Vermillion Jay reviews
Matthias, a typical high school nerd, lands himself a position as drummer in a trashy punk band, much to the lead singer, Lukas' dismay. The catch? He's totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common? Revision in progress, edits will be made chapter-by-chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
A Nudge in the Right Direction by ImperatorAnonymous
Alejandro finally agrees to go with his sister and her girlfriend to a restaurant... he was definitely not expecting this (Ft. Fem!Canada and Fem!France) (Collaboration with sctwilightvampwolfgal, go check her stories out)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [OC, Canada] - Complete
Chief of Staff by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ GerIta Oneshots ] Surprisingly, Ludwig leaned down and hit the intercom button. "Feliciano, is everything alright?" Roderich glanced down at Feliciano's vital signs and saw what Ludwig had seen. Feliciano's heart rate was up far above what it should be. "Ah, well," Feliciano let out a nervous, half-hearted laugh. "I'm a little nervous." Ludwig sat down in one of the spare chairs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy]
Put a Sock In It by PinkCardigan reviews
Bon always seems to regret the things he says... especially when it comes to Kamiki Izumo. BONIZUMO.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Ryūji S., Izumo K. - Complete
A Quiet Morning by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Kuro keeps an eye cracked as Kiku stirs, taking a deep breath and slowly opening his eyes. He's perfectly ready to accept Kiku telling him to get out or backing away out of the arm that rests on him. The smugest of smirks find it's way on his face as Kiku just wiggles in closer and snuggles bluntly and openly into his chest. Kuro manages to pull him tighter. 1p x 2p Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Italy Brother's Secret Summer Getaway by Aka.Neko13 reviews
In Atrani, Amalfi Coast, Italy, there is a secret cove, where only Veneziano and Romano Italy know. And in this particular cove, the two have a secret that they never tell anyone, not even their closest confidant. A smut Itacest one-shot. Enter with caution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2016 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mutual Interests by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SpUk Oneshots ]] Spain isn't grinning anymore. England walks around him in a slow circle, refusing to smile, but he throws back his shoulders and lets Spain's sword drag on the planks. Oh, poor Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [England/Britain, Spain]
Experiments With Girls by Plesiosaur reviews
Bubbline Real World challenge fic. An accident in the lab turns an experiment in neuroscience from Nobel Prize winning to straight up Twilight Zone. Bonnie might have accidentally broken the laws of physics and Marceline is not impressed. Without any way of reversing the effects they're pretty much stuck until they can figure out how to fix things. *Warnings for smut and sex*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
Handy by tuuli-p reviews
It started out as a hassle when Lukas's dishwasher stopped working, but it turned out to be a miracle when Mathias came and fixed it. Suddenly things started breaking a lot more in his apartment..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Norway, Denmark
My Partner, My Friend by AmyNChan reviews
For Ladybug, life is pretty normal. Fight the akuma, joke with your partner, go to school. Piece of cake. But when a big person makes an impossible request that sets her partner on edge, what is a poor little Ladybug to do?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,189 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A.
Life Hates Me by LeFay Strent reviews
"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,179 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC
CornerEdd by dshell99 reviews
Kevin has an idea he wants to run by Edd. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
The Times It Happened by AmyNChan reviews
He's been keeping count. She thinks he's adorkable.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Hell by Plesiosaur reviews
Bubbline challenge fic oneshot. Set during the First World War. When you've got nothing waiting back home, nobody to cry over your grave and you're already in Hell what does it matter if you sin? Freedom is sweet, love is sweeter. No matter how briefly it lasts.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2016 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] Finn - Complete
A Doll's House by SpectrumSpeed reviews
That apartment was always too big for just one small girl and her one small heart. Taiga reflects on what it means to "come home". One-shot.
Toradora! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Taiga A., Ryuuji T.] - Complete
The Workout by dshell99 reviews
Kevin just wants Edd to stay fit. Edd has his own ideas about what working out really entails. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Straight To You by dshell99 reviews
Kevin and Edd are college roommates. While Kevin has some issues with his smart roommates personal life, he won't say he's meddling because he's not cool with it. But he's not. When Nat calls him out on it, will Kevin be honest with himself AND Edd for once? I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my OC and plot. Nat belongs to C2ndy2c1d. Rave belongs to KiraKuryArt.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] OC - Complete
The Whole Damn Summer by Plesiosaur reviews
(The weirdest request fic I have ever written.) Marceline is more than averagely aware that having to work for the whole damn summer sucks. But she should be thankful that the worst she has to do is stack books for the Earl Brothers. Every morning and every night Dream Girl walks past the shop on her way to- well, somewhere. Bubbline challenge fic.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum] - Complete
Glittery Green by wonderfulwizardofthozz reviews
This is an unabashed soulmate AU. Specifically, the one where when you write on your skin, it shows up on your soulmate in the same spot. Loosely for Marichat May because there isn't enough Marichat in the world. Technically Kplus, T just in case.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi, Tikki - Complete
Trouble Maker With The Orange Eye's by LordLexie reviews
Roy Mustang's niece is not one of your good girls, she's been in trouble, caused trouble and is well trouble but she wants to change, truly she does, she doesn't know how and then she meets two interesting boys with dark secrets and nothing fascinates her more than a dark secret, of course she's got enough of them for a life time but a few more won't hurt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 260,921 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
How to Care for the Sick by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Kuro smirks to himself and drops to the ground too, placing his head on Kiku's head comfortingly. "You feel warm," He says. Kiku barely shrugs from his cocoon of blanket. "That's what happens when you're sick," He mumbles. Kuro grimaces, jerking his hand back when Kiku manages to wiggle to peek at him from above the edge of his blanket. "Why are you here?" "Came to tease you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
After the wedding by Misila
Rin is about to drift off when Haruka's voice echoes in the silent room again. "Would you want to?"
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2016 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Sleepy Cuddles by quicksilversquared reviews
Both Adrien and Marinette have the tendency to cuddle up to others in their sleep, as both Nino and Alya have experienced. So when the opportunities arise, they toss their friends together and let the snuggles commence.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
His Canvas by dshell99 reviews
Kevin asks Edd for some help with his latest work of art. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Parenthood by dshell99 reviews
Kevin's not feeling well. Could parenthood be the next step for he and Edd's relationship? Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Stuck In The Middle With You by dshell99 reviews
Thanks to a prank by Eddy, Kevin and Edd are stuck in the janitor's closet. But Edd's got a plan and Kevin's more than willing to help him out. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Scare Easy, Love Hard by dshell99 reviews
Edd scares easily, but Kevin loves him hard. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Some Nights by SpectrumSpeed reviews
Ryuuji has trouble falling asleep, and Taiga isn't doing any better. Oneshot.
Toradora! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Ryuuji T., Taiga A.] - Complete
Of Froyo and Awkward First Meetings by mazberrypie reviews
"I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting" for the ask meme, with one of the pairings from the ML infamous love square maybe?" Ask prompt over on tumblr from runastorm that escalated.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
Monotone by Sentimental Meteor reviews
I met a girl under full-bloomed cherry blossoms and my fate has begun to change. Bubbline two-shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Evidences of growing up by Misila reviews
Maybe not crying at scenes that broke his heart as a child means Kisumi is more mature now. Maybe it just means he's distracted.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Kisumi S., Sousuke Y.] Hayato S. - Complete
Reflections by Kryalla Orchid reviews
The mirror shows you how you truly are, but for a Miraculous holder, it shows what was. All Marinette can see is ghosts and she doesn't want to become one.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Complete
Love's Surprise Visit by dshell99 reviews
Kevin and Edd meet online. When Kevin surprises Edd with a real life visit, will the genius fall apart or can he keep it together and give them a real life chance? Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my OC and plot. Except Sybrann. He owns himself.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Ghost of a Rose by Joy Law reviews
France was not going to lose to England. No sir, not today. She'd do much more than punch him if he though she was weak. Similarly, Jean was not going to give up until he managed to get the French people's morale back up. And he was going to do it. Even if he pretended to be a woman. A nyo!FrancexJeanne Hundred Years War fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [France, Jeanne D'Arc] England/Britain, Scotland
What Can You See by AmyNChan reviews
What starts off as a simple question leads to an evening of discovery. Marichat. Blind AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Blossoming by Misila reviews
Once upon a time, a tree fell in love with a child.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2016 - [Haruka N., Rin M.] - Complete
Studybug by monbel reviews
"When you said 'let's go to your place' I thought you wanted some quality time with me. Not your textbook."
My Little Monster/となりの怪物くん - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Shizuku M./Mitty, Yamaguchi K. - Complete
Perfect Disaster meets Ever After by Aerwyna di Angelo reviews
It's a fluffy story about Nezumi and Shion. It's short and sweet.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Thunder rolls by Kitten1313 reviews
Omegaverse AU Elizabeth's not sure what to think when her ex-mate shows up at work, nor why exactly her current mate is up so late. All she knows is that it's going to be a stormy night (oneshot for now, possibly twoshot later) AmeHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [America, Hungary]
Exercising is for the Weird by The Forgotten Traveller reviews
For the record, there was almost nothing Antonio hated more than exercising. That obviously explained why he was laying pitifully on the floor, his entire body aching, right?...Right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Gotta Love Children by Miistical reviews
"Everyday he would come in with something new about his older brother and they could range from 'Lovino was a gardener' to 'Lovino had promised to teach him to shoot a gun when he was older'; the last one definitely concerned Yao far more than the former."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [S. Italy/Romano, China] - Complete
To Fade by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Knock 'em dead kiddo," Gilbert winks at him and raises a casual thumbs up. His legs are faded out near his feet and even his fingers have traces of disappearing. Matthew smiles a little flustered to himself and walks out of the house with Alfred. Neither of them can explain why. It just happens that no one can see Gilbert except for Matthew now. Based off art by mr-reblogbutton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Flatmates by xHerzAsx reviews
They were flatmates, they were best friends and they were really frustrated about relationships. So what would two young men do about this? Spamano Human AU / Mention of GerIta / Rated M for reasons :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Two Speak Together by JestaAriadne reviews
/So okay love is nothing whatsoever like chess, and I was all wrong from the beginning. Fine. Oh I lucked out, I lucked out so bad. How does it even compute? I've never been so happy in my life./ 'It's just that I like you inordinately,' she thought; what next? nyo!lietpol, 1990s, the fluffiest fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Poland, Lithuania] Hungary - Complete
A Gift by NobodysHandmaid reviews
For the first time ever, Germany had no complaints about the state of his friend's uniform.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2016 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Bye Felicia! by Waterheart Dragon reviews
In which Felicia Vargas goes to a cafe, and the barista makes punny reference. Very short one-shot, fluffy, light Ameita. Fem!Italy. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2016
Satan's Number 1 by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Being the King of Hell has its perks. Francis gets to oversee final punishments and bring pain to those who deserve it. Being summoned however, he never expected. Nor did he expect the human to be lonely and just want a friend. It's just a month, what could happen? Demon trilogy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Shoelaces by Lady Bec of Imagineland reviews
Lovina wasn't her sister, She doesn't need someone to tie her shoelaces. That doesn't mean a little help isn't needed sometimes. GerMano Germany/ fem romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Germany, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Sides of a Coin by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Ion and Ivan have been spending time together far longer than any of the others. It's just easy being with each other, nothing more, nothing less. There's no need for change, not that they would want to in the first place. 1p x 2p Russia. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Russia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Sometimes He Could be Cute by WritingRowlet reviews
Sometimes Plagg could be a total pain in the butt. Sometimes the things he does just make no sense. Sometimes he was absolutely hilarious without trying. But, most of the time he was just cute.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Hetalia is Love, Hetalia is Life by CheshireKitKat reviews
Little Oneshots throughout the life of Hetalia Characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Canada
Imbroglio by HakureiSeishINRose reviews
Diana Cavendish had always been orderly. Despite the many distractions, not a single thing was out of place. -That is, until Akko Kagari appeared.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2016
Love Before Duty by xkaiistarx reviews
Duty before love. Vietnam, Norway, Spain. SpaVietNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Spain, Norway, Vietnam - Complete
The Path That Is Chosen For Us by Teakany reviews
Evaluation has taken care of preventing inbreeding pretty effectively, relatives smelling very unappealing to one and other. except when that line of DNA coding is written wrong. Is there really anyway to avoid it when you live under the same roof as someone who smells so irresistible? OmegaVerse, FACE family, Twincest, Mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [America, Canada] [N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
The Bitter Love by OneLetteredWonder reviews
There's something about the way Francis dotes on him that puts Francois on so many edges, and as someone who tries to stay away from attachments, he's afraid of falling over. He doesn't want to get hurt, but Francis isn't the hurting kind. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to love him, but not now, not yet. 1p x 2p France. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - France, Parallel Nations - Complete
Once Upon A Tail by Aerwyna di Angelo reviews
Antonio just moved to a new school, and he's loving it! But the weird part about this small sea-side town is all the talk of mermaids, and how cruel they are. Stories of them killing humans haunt his nightmares. He was starting to believe the stories till one night, he met not one but three triplet mermen sitting on the shores of the beach. Who will he pick? Romano? Italy? Seboga?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Seborga
Hetalia's Rejected Princesses by The Scheming Turtle reviews
They're the Rejected Princesses; the amazing women from either history or myth who were too bad, awesome, murderous, or mysterious for their own good. And, throughout the years, sometimes, they encountered their countries. Based off of and inspired by the website Rejected Princesses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015
Bugs Don't Meow by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Of all the things Marinette had expected to happen. It was not this. Out of everything thing that could have happened when someone spotted Tikki, she hadn't expected her Kwami to MEOW. And she knew there was only one little creature to blame.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/7/2016 - [Tikki, Plagg] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Beginner's Luck (AmeBel Oneshot) by KittyKoum reviews
Belarus finds comfort in the form of an annoying American.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2016 - America, Belarus - Complete
Arranged Marriage by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Then the stranger laughs throwing his head back. Alfred puffs and nearly steps on his toes out of anger. He gasps and clutches to the stranger's shoulders as he's dipped low. He catches his breath only to have it stolen again, when the feathers of the man's outfit begin to shift under his fingers, pulling back and settling themselves in full black wings. 1p x 2p America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2016 - America, Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
New Acquaintances and Old Friends by ThunderMastery24 reviews
-What lies in the past can have a way of emerging in the future. Pairings: GeekChicShipping and Implied PokéShipping. One-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Clemont/Citron, Serena] - Complete
Fun, Friendly Family Dinners by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ Italy Bros Oneshots ]] Veneziano didn't answer, but he slid the peppers across the island, and Romano barely got his hand out fast enough to stop them from falling from the floor. The temperature in the kitchen dropped ten degrees, and Germany cleared his throat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia
Cat Behavior can be Embarrassing by WritingRowlet reviews
Adrien acts like a cat at school. Alya makes fun of him, Nino is confused, Marinette still can't connect it Chat Noir. You know, just the usual.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Kitten Behavior by WritingRowlet reviews
More catlike tendencies for Adrien! Only this time...moreso the things that kittens do. And Plagg's attempts at take care of him...poor kwami
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Fall For You by OneLetteredWonder reviews
The rules of Heaven are strict. Do your job, take care of humans, don't fall in love. Matthew has followed them all of his angel life. Then a demon comes to him with knowledge he's not supposed to know, and Matthew is tempted in more ways than one. Demon trilogy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Just Plagg being Plagg by WritingRowlet reviews
More of these little snippets between Adrien and Plagg because I enjoyed writing them. This time, getting stuck in boxes, books make good snacks, beds don't need to be made, and rain is the devil.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
This ship will NOT sail by Amethystfairy1 reviews
America found a strange website. Long story short the countries are debating, arguing, and occasionally shooting down AU's, ships, rumors, and other things they find as they scroll though all this lovely fanfiction. How did they get from world trade to discussing France and England's questionable relationship? The only thing they can agree on is that it was all America's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Complete
You Just Walk In, I Make You Smile by Naeryda
He had been silently watching her in the gym for months. But seeing her sad on Valentine's Day was worrying him. So he decided to talk to her. Pruhun (Posted it on Valentine's Day on AO3 :))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Prussia, Hungary] Germany - Complete
Quiet Ice, Silent Nights by TheLastPilot reviews
Cat Noir is on a late night run about town when he catches sight of a lone ice skater. To his great amazement it's his classmate, Marinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,770 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fashion Furious by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Flavio likes all of the beautiful things in the world. Pretty landscapes, pretty clothing, pretty people. By far, the most amazing sight his eyes have ever seen is Lovino. Now if only his counterpart would suck up his stubbornness for just a moment and realize that Flavio is the best for him? Well that would be marvelous. 1p x 2p South Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - S. Italy/Romano, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Cheese Project by quicksilversquared reviews
When group project partners are assigned while both Adrien and Marinette are missing, they get paired together. Their project is about cheese, and of course Adrien can't stop spouting paw-sitively claw-ful cheesy jokes. Oneshot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Lets Tell Secrets by vichalmers reviews
Chat Noir and Ladybug tell each other one secret, something nobody knows about them, as a bonding exercise, or so they say. As a result they become closer as allies, hero's and friends.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
I Chose You by Yombatable reviews
ScotEng smut with a side-order of soulmate AU, because it wouldn't be a Yombatable fic if I didn't make it sappy as all fuck. (Happy Valentine's Day ;D)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [England/Britain, Scotland] - Complete
Humans by A Furry Cat reviews
Humans have saved the world many times, but do they really exist? Really short one-shot set in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. Spoilers ahead. Unknown POV.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Complete
Little Brother (Nah) by CRMGrimmi reviews
Norway's been acting strange, and Denmark's freaking out. -Old Owner: Mod Grimmi New Owner: Mod CRM
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Beginnings by mitchkat1 reviews
After an unfortunate akuma attack, Marinette is left with a broken arm. Thank goodness for her, Adrien has offered to help her during school and Chat Noir has promised to check up on her every night. Quickly, our heroes find themselves in a strange love square where they are being pulled in many different directions. (Mix of Adrienette and Marichat)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
O Alpha, My Alpha by DasGrossartigeIch reviews
Arthur finally visits his omega during a heat again, and Antonio couldn't be happier.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Spain, England/Britain] - Complete
Catnip by DJMirnum reviews
What happens when a certain black cat hero is exposed to catnip? Well, it's going to be quite a trip.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Always You by DarkHybridChild reviews
It is you that I fell in love with. It is you I let grow close to me, let understand me. It is you that has been at my side all of these years. It is you I love with my whole being. It is you. ...And it always will be. A poetic, if not overly romanticized retelling of Japan and America's history [Ameripan, Kiku's PoV. Author makes no apologies.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [America, Japan] - Complete
Meeting Kisses by OneLetteredWonder reviews
While Kuro never means to, not entirely, teasing his counterpart is just too much fun. Seeing Kiku being so soft and sweet, makes Kuro want to see him tremble. Never without consequences. 1p x 2p Japan. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
I swear, I'm not usually this clumsy! by TheStormyGriffin reviews
Soulmate AU. Lukas has been through tons of scrapes and bruises, all thanks to that blundering soulmate of his. A quick trip to the local coffee shop turns into a bump and spilled coffee and a cute soulmate? Ch 2: Emil has a horribly irresponsible brother and a fateful run in at the mall with his crush yields... interesting results.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Denmark, Norway] [Hong Kong, Iceland]
Just Stay The Night by afinedenouement reviews
Crossposting from AO3. This was never supposed to mean anything.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Yukio O., Shura K. - Complete
Playing With Scissors by Artemis1000 reviews
Itacest. Snip-snap, Feli's scissors go and Lovino wants to shove them down his throat. Feli is dangerously bored, Lovino is trying to remember that good nations don't murder their other half. A fluffy peek into their daily life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
The True Heart of Italy by DarkHybridChild reviews
All along Ludwig had realized it was impossible for Feliciano to wholly love him back, but he'd selfishly wished he would. With time, and hindsight, he finds himself thinking more than he could imagine about all the differences and similarities between the North and South halves of Italy. He finds himself falling for Italy once more. [GerMano, mild GerIta. Sorry, not sorry.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Germany, S. Italy/Romano] N. Italy - Complete
Restless Spirit by lalalei reviews
Shadi promised to guard the Items for an eternity if need be. He tried not to think about how long eternity was. Mixes the manga and anime, and also references Capsule Monsters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Shadi, Thief Bakura, Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Love Frustrations by OneLetteredWonder reviews
His enjoyment of the situation soon turned to confusion. The feelings stayed unknown. Francis became more and more engrossed in watching a particular couple every meeting, seeing why. Why isn't the love blossoming? Why isn't the love spreading? Why? Now the whole ordeal is downright frustrating. -France matchmaking, popular pairings. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2016 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Confessions by we4retheincrowd reviews
Confessing something to someone you're close to is terrifying. Confessing something to someone you've grown apart with is ten times as horrible. (Bubbline, AU. Basically just fluff.)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
Honey I'm Good! by Rising from the Ashes YOLT reviews
Read the story of a lifetime about a story of strong will and loyalty to his wife in a period of hardships in this parody that inspired millions. Please Read. WARNING NYOTALIA and some Fluff. No hate please. Bonus Ending must read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Direct Diplomacy (Or, The Elevator Where It Happens) by JestaAriadne reviews
feat. England, China and Hong Kong; Finland and Estonia; Russia, Ukraine and Belarus; and Prussia and Germany, stuck in (separate) elevators and forced to talk through their issues. What a coincidence! Or not, as the case may be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Hong Kong, Finland, Belarus, America - Complete
Reprieve by LeFay Strent reviews
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,509 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
If This is Just the Beginning by The Forgotten Traveller reviews
It was only a smile, a tiny and shy and small one at that, along with a pair of breathtaking hazel eyes he could stare into forever, but that was enough to capture him, render him senseless. In other words, he had the most beautiful smile Antonio had ever seen. Birthday gift for Italian Skunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2016 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
TeaCakes by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Even after everything, Oliver still loves Arthur more than he can explain. Arthur on the other hand, just can't seem to stand him. Now with everything so close to an end, Oliver decides maybe he should let his love go before it hurts more. 1p x 2p England. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Dream Chasers by Hinotorihime reviews
They were inseparable once. But now his friend-brother-lover is dancing ever farther away from him, in a place he cannot follow, and maybe if Feliks were a real phoenix he could have pulled Toris back from out of the shadows. [AU. PolLiet.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Vrolijk Kerstfeest by ILikeMeBetterWhenYoureNaked reviews
This is just a little Christmas drabble written for a certain sweetheart who makes it her mission to brighten the day of others, so I thought I'd try to do the same for her. NedDen. Rated T because no one has any manners. Mentions of breaking into boyfriends houses. Someone says a bad word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Denmark, Netherlands - Complete
La Plus Vieille Alliance du Monde by Ceibrielle reviews
"Ah so this is love, Scotland thinks suddenly and although he is startled by where the thought comes from, it warms his chest with a thrum like a lion's purr." (Prompt: Something about one of them realizing their feelings for the other? Preferably in Scotland's pov but it doesn't matter!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Scotland, France] - Complete
Cocooned by ArkieR reviews
Arthur doesn't want to get up. Hogwarts FrUK fluff. Cover image from Ask-Hogwarts-FrUK. Merry Christmas, Jessica!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
An Unconventional Relationship by Annick La reviews
Michelle Laroche Bonnefoy is a very atypical, unconventional girl in a seemingly atypical, unconventional relationship but what would you expect from girl who was practically raised by a group of friends affectionately calling themselves 'The Bad Touch Trio'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Seychelles, Ancient Rome - Complete
Sharing An Umbrella by IceDynamiteDragonflyStars reviews
"Sharing one umbrella, the person more in love gets wet" -Keisanjin [Giripan drabble]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Complete
Canción de amor del carpintero by Sayonara Distance reviews
(VenecianoxSuecia) crack! Para Sve, que su esposo haya muerto, duele. Y más con el peligro de que le quiten a su hijo por su poco dinero. Oye de parte de su primo Matthias, que están contratando carpinteros en una vieja juguetería. El dueño; Romulo, lo contrata de inmediato, presentándole a sus otros trabajadores y nietos: Lovino y Feliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2015 - [Sweden, N. Italy] Finland, Sealand - Complete
Lose Your Head by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ FrUk Oneshots ]] France's face swam in front of England's eyes. "Eloquent as always. I see your complexion hadn't improved any, nor your eyebrows. They said they found you in a ditch, which probably didn't help things."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [France, England/Britain]
My dear, I would kill for you by Waterheart Dragon reviews
Lovino and Feliciano would remain inseparable. Always. No matter what happened, Lovino would always protect his younger brother. Itacest AU one-shot. yandere!Lovino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy] - Complete
An Original Trabant, Refurbished, Painted Yellow by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ PruMano Oneshots ]] "This car makes me want to weep and then die." Prussia looked up sharply, a hand held protectively on the hood of his car. Romano stood nearby, flicking the ash from his cigarette. He was wearing some nice suit, and his red Ferrari was like a beacon behind him, red and loud against the gray of the World Meeting building. "That's sort of a mean thing to say."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano]
Scenes by JestaAriadne reviews
Poland is crushin' something chronic. [Nyotalia, 1990s, mostly fluff.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Go Rough On Me by Liesel Fogel reviews
It's Antonio's birthday, and he has an odd request for Lovino for his birthday present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bound by DreamyLoner reviews
Ever since he was a kid, Emil has realised the undesirable consequences of being an omega in this extremely hierarchical world. When he finds a friend who agrees with his sentiments, he hopes for nothing but to stay with Leon forever. What turns out in their adolescence, however, is an appalling twist of events. Will he finally accept his identity? Omegaverse. IceHong. IggyChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [England/Britain, China] [Hong Kong, Iceland] - Complete
Secrets by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For RinShi week! this is a continuation of my one-shot Flame and Flowers. you'll need to read that or this won't make much sense!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by WGDWriter reviews
Germany finds himself captive by his two arch nemeses Veneziano and Romano. But things don't turn out as either party expects. (Superhero AU. Human names and some nation names used.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Lost myself in your beauty by Sheena Wilde reviews
There is a formal party somewhere in the country where France is invited and he meets a wonderful, charming young man there who seems to return his interest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [France, OC] - Complete
The World Stands With France by DaniChibari reviews
When the City of Lights goes dark, the rest of the world lights up for her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2015 - France - Complete
a good one, after the rain by nneefa reviews
Shivers ran down her spine, but she wasn't sure if it was because she was catching Rin's cold or because of the way he nuzzled his face into her hand - Written for Rin/Shiemi Week.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2015
Befriended The Enemy by Vickironica reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a British soldier in the French and Indian War who decides to go for a walk in the middle of the night and runs into a French soldier named Francis Bonnefoy. At first they were enemies, but as they kept running into each other, they soon became friends despite the war. There is some yaoi in here, but it's only one ship... Story is probably worse than summary...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Complete
Flames and Flowers by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For RinShi week! Shiemi has a strange dream... This is a continuation of Bedridden (which is a continuation of Cherish) and will be followed up by the last prompt; Secrets.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
A Renaissance Encounter by The Scheming Turtle reviews
Italy meets a fellow artist and future icon: Leonardo da Vinci.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2015 - N. Italy - Complete
A Stupid Dare by XI-Am-ObsessedX reviews
Arthur got himself stuck in a really dumb and embarrassing situation. He prayed that he wouldn't drop anything, because if he dared to bend down... Rated T for language. Slight France x England. I was bored.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2015
Bedridden by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For RinShi week! What happens when Shiemi is out of school with a cold? FYI; this is sort of a sequel to Cherish, but it makes sense either way.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2015
Say Something by Ashesofthesoul reviews
"Say something... anything..." (Germancest, based on Say Something. Major character death)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Cherish by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For RinShi week! Rin daydreams in class.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For day three of RinShi week! Rin is fed up with all this serious business and invites Shiemi to take a break with him.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
To The Point by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"I will make fish food out of you English cretin," Captain Carriedo yells back. Captain Kirkland stands back up to his full height and the air goes silent. Both captains stare each other down and the crew is still as possible. They all know what is coming, a storm and furry waiting to be unleashed. The silence is only broken by a single word. "Fire." Pirates! Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2015 - [England/Britain, Spain] - Complete
First by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For day two of RinShi week! Rin and Shiemi experience a "first" together. (sorry for the lame title; I don't want to spoil what the "first" is though!)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
This Halloween by MethodicEarth
A belated Halloween story of Romano's first halloween with England and Belarus. Ot3 pairing, multi-perspective.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2015
Comfort by 0.lumia.0 reviews
For day one of RinShi week! Shiemi tries to think of a way to pay Rin back for all that he's done for her.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Channel 8 by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ Franada Oneshot ]] France looks up from his book, and he can feel the smile playing across his lips. Canada stands in the doorway, remote hanging loosely in his hand, gazing at the television. He's managed to pull on his pants, but France is delighted to see that he hasn't gone searching for his shirt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Canada, France] - Complete
Don't Touch Her by ilarual reviews
Jackie is having some self-control issues. JacKim Week 2015, Day 6: Don't Touch Her
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Jacqueline, Kim D.] - Complete
I Make His Coffee in the Morning by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Ever since Al laid eyes on his golden boy opposite, Alfred, he fell in love. Now he just wishes there was a way to get Alfred to believe him, maybe without the tears. 1p x 2p America. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Personal Boundaries by ilarual reviews
In which Kim and Jackie try to get closer, and Kid does not understand personal boundaries. Rated for nudity and makeouts. JacKim Week 2015
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Jacqueline, Kim D.] Death The Kid - Complete
Panty Raid by ilarual reviews
Starting college was supposed to be the start of a whole new chapter in Jackie's life, but spilling her underwear all over the stairs before she'd even made it to her dorm room was not how she envisioned starting off… JacKim Week 2015, Day 1: Roommates
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jacqueline, Kim D.]
Kisses by PFTones3482 reviews
Four times Chat Noir and Ladybug kissed without knowing the person behind the mask, and the one time they did know. Rated K plus for mentions of blood. One shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Ghosts by gwebn reviews
Emil and Natalya occasionally deal with spirits. Happy Halloween, have some IceBela.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Iceland, Belarus - Complete
Mesmerized by ReinMaker reviews
Antonio takes a moment to appreciate how lucky he and Lovino are to have their son.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Footprints in the snow by Kitten1313 reviews
Omegaverse. The roles of an Omega are clear, find a mate, settle down and bare children. But what happens if you pick the wrong Alpha? After living with Kuro for over a year it's all become too much for Alfred and he asks for help from an old friend. Even if it's too late Scott won't let Alfred walk alone...no matter how deep the snow gets (rated for abuse, language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [America, Scotland] Sealand, Parallel Nations - Complete
I Don't Tell You Any of That by Mondmaedchen reviews
I love you so much it HURTS. But I can't ever tell you. I can't ever tell you. Otherwise you'll hate me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Missing Cat by Animerulzs1267 reviews
When Kiku has realized he had lost his precious cat, Hiro, he desperately tries to find him but without success. Then a familiar shirtless jogger, AKA Hercules, comes in to help Kiku relax a little. GiriPan, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Greece, Japan] - Complete
Nameless Mornings by funga-fu-fu reviews
He would never admit it, but Arthur enjoyed waking up in Antonio's embrace. He wouldn't admit to a lot of things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Spain, England/Britain] - Complete
Freudian Slip by WhitePearlReaper reviews
"Chat, can you pass me that?" - She hadn't meant to say that. (Idea based off a tumblr user's text post, credit inside!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Mio Amore by MasterFinland reviews
Sometimes, Lovino likes to admire his wife.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
A Blossoming Chance by Queen0fDiamonds1
Alice has had a crush on the cute Italian that works at the restraraunt across the street. She admires him afar, until a chance blossoms for romance. One shot Italy x Nyo!Italy I don't own Hetalia or its characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2015 - N. Italy - Complete
Cockroach by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Elizabeta knew Roderich couldn't handle cockroaches but didn't expect Gilbert, of all people, to pussy out. So she ends up showing him just what she could do. HunLiech, PruAus, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Hungary, Liechtenstein] [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
My Painting of Me by WriterGreenReads reviews
Everyone one agrees that America and Italy are clueless and not that smart. They certainty act like it. But are they really? Oneshot-may be continued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/8/2015
The Prince's Grace by sithmarauder reviews
It was said that the sun never set on the Spanish Empire. SpAus, with historical undertones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Austria, Spain] - Complete
the transitive property of love by l0ngl0st reviews
If A likes B and B is C, then A likes C...right? Wrong. / Adrien and Marinette slowly start putting two and two together. Oneshot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Cuttlefish by The Scheming Turtle
While visiting Japan, America encounters a new food: cuttlefish. (A drabble type story)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Japan, America - Complete
For You, Anything by QuirkyRevelations reviews
When he and the other nations are invited to America's New Year's Eve party, Japan panics at the American tradition of kissing someone at midnight. As a result, he takes measures to avoid this, including staying away from the handsome, charming host who seems intent on hanging out with him. "So, uh…what do you say to hanging out and doing the countdown together?" Ameripan SLASH!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [America, Japan] - Complete
Rin-x-Shiemi Drabbles by smile-lifegoeson reviews
tumblr prompt drabbles for Rin and Shiemi. #10: teach me to play & #32: i think i love you and i'm terrified
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Accidental Break-In by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Gilbert, drunk and confused, realizes he can't open the door so he obviously goes to the back window. However, it turns out it's not his house at all... PruCan, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Chimano - April Fools Day by Tairulz reviews
Lovino didn't like it when people called his bluff, it was like an insult to his pride. If there was one thing you NEVER insulted, it was Lovino's italian pride. And it was april fools day. He smirked at all the pranks he could pull on his chosen victim. It was all that stupid Hamburger bastard's fault that this was happening… (Entry for long ended contest on DA) (Pic isn't mine)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [China, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Band Drama by EriAmore reviews
Just a quick one-shot based on an 'imagine your OTP' thing I saw. It's itacest, and I am ashamed. Kindof nsfw but not really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Greek Myth Retold by MethodicEarth reviews
A retelling of the classic Greek myth of Hades and Persephone told for the rarepair BelaMano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2015 - [Belarus, S. Italy/Romano] N. Italy, Seborga
Fortress by dezel reviews
The rain makes a good white noise when Toris is drunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2015 - [Lithuania, Poland] - Complete
But First, Let Me Take a Selfie by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Al takes a few more pictures, each one capturing the stranger looking his way. He sighs, he's had enough. He bends his head back over the edge of the bench to smirk at the stranger. "Look if you're gunna keep watching me take pictures you might as well get a better seat." Al winks and the person flushes up even more. 1p x 2p America. Human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2015 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Sonic by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ CuCan Oneshot ]] Máximo's grip was so tight on the Wii remote, Matthew was worried he was going to crush it. Matthew sank further into the couch cushions. "It's just a game," Alfred continued, feet on the coffee table. Alfred was up by twenty points. Matthew took off his glasses and messaged his eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Canada, Cuba] America - Complete
silent circles by januarylightsphere reviews
Do you dare disturb the universe? - Norway/Vietnam. NorViet. Lukas/Lien.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Norway, Vietnam - Complete
American Football by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ PruAme Oneshots ] "What was that, Jones?" Gilbert Beilschmidt yelled as they entered the locker room. He ripped off his helmet, throwing it across the ground. He was dripping with sweat and looked absolutely furious. "Oh, screw off," Alfred Jones growled back, shoving by the other boy. "No, don't you tell me to screw off!" Gilbert shouted again, grabbing Alfred's shoulder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Prussia]
Sea Glass by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SuFin Oneshots ]] The first time Berwald met Tino, he was called Ella.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Sweden, Finland]
Bend Over by eyesocketsandsuits
[[ FraMano Oneshots ]] "And then—" "Bend over," Francis interrupted, turning a page and watching Lovino put his hands on his hips. "Excuse me?" Lovino faced Francis, gardening apron stained with dirt. His gloves—covered in a delightful pattern of roses—were stuffed into his back pocket. The man claimed that he couldn't garden right unless he could feel the plant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015
Please Stay by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ GerMerica Oneshots ]] "Please stay." Ludwig paused, looking up at Alfred. This was a dance the two of them did every Saturday morning; always when Ludwig was getting dressed, annoyingly enough. "Alfred," Ludwig said, pulling on his pants, "I have to go in, you know this."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [America, Germany]
Three AM by inharborlights reviews
When a crash sounds from downstairs in the middle of the night, it's up to Kiku and Alfred to run down there and defend their household. Short and sweet, written for Day 6 of the Hetalia Fanfiction Network Drabble Event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Japan, America - Complete
Hair Dye by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ AmeriPan Oneshots ]] Alfred and Kiku rarely fought. Some days, Alfred was moody and would throw his remote when he lost a videogame match, others, Kiku would refuse to pay for takeout. But they were harmonious, for the most part. So, it was a bit of a shock when Alfred walked in one day to find a box of hair dye on the counter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [America, Japan]
Too Much Water by Vogelchan reviews
Mathias always drinks way too much water and constantly has to go to the bathroom. Lukas decides to have some fun with this. Forced urination fetish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Your Voice by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Klaus loves everything about Gilbert, and most of all, he loves the way Gilbert's voice sounds. After a mix up with their briefcases, Klaus's biggest guilty pleasure is revealed to the one person he doesn't want to know. 1p x 2p Prussia. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Pink Champagne and Leather by smoking-tulips reviews
Cécile has never been one for alternative music, but sometimes the dark sides appear a little more alluring.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2015 - France, Norway, Monaco
Be Italian by MissXMaryXGoXRound reviews
Ludwig thinks that, despite Feli knowing so much about romance and relationships and love, he would lack and falter when in came to the bedroom. What Ludwig forgot was Feli is Italian; of course he can handle himself during sex. No Smut Sorry. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
On the Benefits of Useless Wings by Floraluna Aria reviews
Feliciano Vargas, head medic of his corps, was just the "fluffwing," labeled useless by most. He'd always known he was a terrible flier, but when he crashed into Ivan Braginsky, his commanding officer, he was sure his wings had gotten him into major trouble. But Ivan helps him to realize how those wings could have some benefits, after all. RusIta, magical wing!verse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,085 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [N. Italy, Russia] - Complete
School Smarts by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ EstLat Oneshot ]] "Uh, hello." Eduard ripped his eyes away from the window. What the hell was a boy doing in his room? He couldn't have been much older than a freshman. But there he was, wearing scrubs and a nervous smile. "Eduard, right?" At least he could understand this one. Eduard nodded, sitting up higher in his bed. "I'm Raivis. I sort of work here."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Estonia, Latvia] - Complete
Rap, Tap, Tapping by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ Romanada Oneshot ]]"Hello," the man on the other side of the door called. "Open th'door," his words blended into one another. Lovino steeled himself. If it was a drunk, he could deal with it. He had handled his brother when he was drunk, and he had handled his grandpa when he was drunk. Lovino stood up, scattering puzzle pieces on his carpet. Lovino edged toward the door.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Canada, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Spies by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ Romano x Belarus ] There weren't very many spies in the world. They usually got shot, or captured and tortured, or they fell off of the top of moving trains. Lovino was not a stranger to any of these things—though the train incident was less exciting than it sounded. A broken femur isn't very fun. Lovino was only aware of a few spies. There was her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Belarus, S. Italy/Romano]
Designer Custom Pen by eyesocketsandsuits
[[ SwissMano Oneshots ]] Switzerland had been placed next to Romano during one of the World Meetings. Bulgaria was stuttering through his presentation, when Switzerland's eyes fell on Romano's pen. It was ridiculous. It was gaudy. Switzerland hadn't even been aware they made pens that weren't plastic. It was silver, chrome, sleek but rounded to fit in Romano's hand perfectly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Switzerland, S. Italy/Romano]
Visible Words by smoking-tulips reviews
One shot: Uni!au. Deaf!Denmark. "His classmate's words were unsteady and he stressed the wrong syllables. He had to concentrate to understand him – the guy's accent far from any other he'd ever heard before. "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that..." Eirik replied and looked at him worriedly. "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Normalities by The Forgotten Traveller reviews
Lovino wanted to make breakfast for once. (Spain x Romano, gift for Italian Skunk)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 8/19/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Closer by BlushingBarbie reviews
Up away in the snowy mountains, on a camping trip, Matthias and Lukas try to rekindle their long and historical marriage again, but it seems like time has changed them from who they once were to who they are now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
I Belong To You by TheLittleMermano
Old Nyo!Spamano drabble with the song 'I Belong To You' by Caro Emerald.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
More like a Bunny in Distress by asephear reviews
A poem based of Aiz and Bell, with Aiz being the hero and Bell being the damsel.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Bell C., Aizu W. - Complete
Bombs and Businessmen by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Kuro slips off the roof an hour after Kiku has gone to sleep for the night. He walks up to the front of the house and stares up at the second story where he knows the tiny man is tossing like he does every night before he falls asleep. "See you tomorrow my dear," He whispers for no one to hear, and takes off down the street running. 1p x 2p Japan. Human names. Oneshot. Stalker!2p.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Right by Kitten1313 reviews
Romano can only see the wrong in his paintings but that doesn't mean he's exactly right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Wrong by theSardonyx reviews
It was the seventh canvas, the seventh attempt at trying to paint it, but he could never get it right. It always turned out wrong, wrong, WRONG!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2015 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Draw Me like One of Your French Girls by marinoa reviews
When you truly want something, you must understand that, sometimes, 'truly wanting' is simply not enough. England has learnt that long ago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Itacest Collection by ImpossibleKat reviews
Collection of Multiple Fanfictions I have composed of Itacest (ItalyxRomano) These are posted here for all those who could not see them on DA. Most are rated M for obvious reasons! I do not own Hetalia, Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano]
geRITA CONFESSIONS by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Italy gets up the nerve to tell Germany he loves him, and the buff country has no idea how to react. This is how that conversation went wild. Based off a post from aphtexts on tumblr. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Love is Frightening by Blu Rose reviews
Love is a wonderful feeling to experience, but it can be frightening sometimes, and sometimes it can make you act like a fool. (Ryuji/Bon x Izumo oneshot)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Izumo K., Ryūji S.] - Complete
One thousand tragedies by Misila reviews
The only thing you know for sure is that it's always him, you and that red threat. It's both a blessing and a curse.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Hate to Love You by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Luciano hates everything about Feliciano, and he hates how that's a lie. Luciano's bored at a meeting and decides to carve on the desktop, but when his markings are discovered, it gives him the chance to get closer to his other self. 1p x 2p Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
To paint my dreams red by Misila reviews
Dreaming about Rin isn't anything new for Haruka. Wanting to avoid it is. (in which Rin takes over Haruka's mind every night, Makoto probably knows everything and Haruka just wants Rin not to leave)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Haruka N., Rin M.] Makoto T. - Complete
Doorbell Friendship by catscats1223 reviews
Germany only went to talk to Veneziano, he wasn't expecting a sleep deprived Romano to answer the door. In the end, he finds he doesn't mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Writer by MightyGoat reviews
In which Mephisto deals with seven troubles and/or paranoia's of being a fanfiction writer.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Mephisto P. - Complete
Lesson One in Seduction by FishingAtTheCreek reviews
Flavio finds out that Romano's sex life with Spain is dull as nails. So, being the caring and kind teacher he is, he decides to help out the two in the best way he can! Spamano, 2p!Spamano, 2p!Spain/Romano Spain/2p!Romano and just a lot of sex. Back in my day we called these lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Spies and Roadtrips by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Hello?" Says a quiet voice. Luciano snaps his eyes up to a man peeking around the corner. His eyes are wide with nerves. He's holding a broom close to his chest. Luciano raises an eyebrow at him. He takes a quick glance around his settings. A restaurant. He groans softly. "I need bandages," He huffs out. 1p x 2p Italy. Human names. Spy au. Oneshot. Softer 2p Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
I(Love) (Itacest Songfic) by SecretlyIrish reviews
Lovino knows that Feliciano felt it too, and he knows he's going to hurt himself by being with Ludwig, who's not even a good boyfriend. Now, if only he could get Feliciano to see that. (Companion fic to Lie)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Lie (Itacest Songfic) by SecretlyIrish
It was just a dare. That was the only reason they had been together in the first place, and it only lasted a week. It's been a year since then, so why does he still feel this way? Why doesn't he feel the same towards Ludwig, his boyfriend?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2015
Synchronicity by jaclynkaileigh reviews
When Winry enters college, immediately she dislikes the golden haired Professor Elric...but time can change everything, including loyalties and love. Ed x Winry RMC in later chapters. Amazing cover art by the talented Le Confidant!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,920 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R.
Don't Leave Me by OneLetteredWonder reviews
The pain in Ludwig's chest heightens. Never has he seen Gilbert so complacent, so accepting of something so awful. He expected his brother to fight, to yell, even maybe to run though the stubborn nation would never truly back down from a fight. He thought his brother would do something, anything other than just hang his head in pain, as his nation title is ripped away from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Silent Compassion by grimwoode
Viking!SuNor. Sweden and Norway are fighting a battle over some petty dispute for land. Bloodlust drives them to war, but desperation drives them to forgive and forget. WARNINGS: Contains graphic violence and gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Sweden, Norway] - Complete
Terms and Conditions by danceonthebrink reviews
Why'd he even agree to those stupid terms and conditions in the first place? An open relationship had been a terrible idea. Damn Arthur and his persuasive skills... Human au. Established FRUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [America, England/Britain, France] - Complete
Imaginary (Onsided Itacest Oneshot) by SecretlyIrish reviews
In which Lovino imagines the one thing he wishes he could have, but cannot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
I Am Beautiful With You by Unoriginality reviews
You were too beautiful for my world. When you took me to your home, I saw you shine like the sun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2015 - A. Heidrich, Edward E., Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
Inside (Itacest Oneshot) by SecretlyIrish reviews
Feliciano likes to write inside of his head, his favourite thing being the one thing he cannot actually have. The dirtiest it gets is a kiss!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Gone (Itacest Oneshot) by SecretlyIrish reviews
A pair of letters. Warnings for heavily implied suicide, swearing and angst, hence the T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Maple and Mistakes by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Matt is secretly in love with Matthew, but he can't help but feel like he's a not good enough for his double. During a moment of blinding jealousy, Matt feels he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. 1p x 2p Canada. Infatuation universe. Slight depression warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
Cupid Fired the Shooting Star by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Romano 'Lovino' Vargas wants nothing more than to distance himself from his grandfather and his murky illegal business. When a shooting star streaks across the sky, Lovino's friends make wishes. And the next day, a mysterious new student named Antonio turns up in class. So starts a cycle of wishing, fulfillment and a lot of red carnations. College AU Spamano. Two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
Hell's Half Acre by Spinyfruit reviews
Expelled from three colleges, Antonio starts anew, hoping that fourth time's the charm. But turning over a new leaf is harder than expected with temptation around every corner. Perhaps he can learn a thing or two from the star cross-country runner. He seems to know a lot about control. Warning for mention of eating disorders.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
56 by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
A transwoman named Anya meets a surprisingly spry young man one evening. Trans!Rus x Ame Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - America, Russia
Into The Woods by Roxi2Pyrien reviews
"Good point. So, together then?" He held out his hand to Lovino. "We'll find the treasure and split it." "Right." "Hope you don't mind sharing with a wolf." Antonio said with a grin, his teeth sharp and his eyes glowing yellow.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
When It's Not Enough by Living.Like.A.Boss reviews
America wanted England to be his so bad. But it seems the only one England sees is France. One-sided USUK, FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [France, England/Britain] America - Complete
Smile by Angleterre97 reviews
Oliver wants Louis to smile just once! Why is he being so stubborn? *Little 2P FrUK fluffy drabble*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Dog Treats by LeanaVine reviews
Post-canon. After the walls go down, Dogkeeper gets pretty chummy with Shion's mother. A slice of life drabble about Inukashi's sweet tooth and Shion's mom wanting to be a mother to everyone. (Part of my submission for the Diversity Writing Challenge for the No. 6 Fanfiction Challenges forum.)
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion, Inukashi/Dogkeeper, Karan - Complete
Don't underestimate an Italian Lover by Spanish-Passion reviews
France dared to question Romano's ability at romance! Now Romano has to do something perfectly romantic in order to prove him wrong, but what can be possibly do? Contains established Spamano! Oneshot for Spamano Day 2015
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, France, Spain - Complete
I'm an Ace! (GerIta) by SecretlyIrish reviews
Italy comes out to Germany as an Asexual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fragmentary by ectodreaming reviews
Two broken musicians may find the pieces they're looking for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
My new roommate by Sheena Wilde
Lovino just wants to finish his studies peacefully and hopes that his new roommate is going to be someone he can tolerate. He certainly hasn't expected what's coming. This was a gift for aphlink for Secret Valentine 2015 in tumblr. Original post is here -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
The Curl by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Feliciano and Lovino are sons of the Don who regularly go on missions for the Mafia, always together. When Feliciano suddenly gets captured, however, Lovino finds himself on his own, and he'll stop at nothing to get his brother back...especially before their family secret is revealed. Mafia AU. Rated T for violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,077 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Romano Loves Surprises by doomsdame reviews
Germany is convinced that Romano is incapable of love...until Spain returns early after a long war, and he witnesses Romano's touching reaction to the surprise homecoming. Established Spamano and Gerita. UPDATE: Now includes the bonus oneshot "Christmas," in which Rome visits for the holidays and Germany is surprised by Spain's hostility towards him...until he finds out why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Space Between the Balconies by Spinyfruit reviews
There's a space between the balconies, where glances are stolen, smoke flies, and dreams wander. Lovino draws the blinds, and Antonio opens his windows. They see each other sometimes. –Spamano, three-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Their Odd Romance by The Two Sides of the Moon reviews
France. And Japan. No one expected them to announce this during a meeting. "Ve ! Japan, why didn't you tell me that you and Big Brother were dating?" FrancexJapan FraPan Nihonhonhon side GerIta if you squint. Rated for implied sexual content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [France, Japan]
Their Start by The Two Sides of the Moon reviews
In which the three friends prove to turn into much more than just that. A short one-shot with a side of slight angst and implied sexual content. RomaPruPan RomanoxJapan RomanoXPrussia PrussiaxJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Japan, Prussia, S. Italy/Romano]
Resthaven by sithmarauder reviews
"The glasses suit you," Austria said after a long, intimate silence. Spain's face lit up and Austria was glad to see no trace of the darkness, only the joy of a man who had once been Europe's sun, rising and setting over one of the most powerful empires in Europe. SpAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Austria, Spain] - Complete
Still Lifes by Immortal x Snow reviews
The Italy brothers spend the day celebrating Rome's birthday together and remembering their grandfather and his legacy that lives on in them. More or less a drabble. Giftfic for The Goliath Beetle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
Emotionless by Emma44126 reviews
Lukas loved Matthias, but they were only friends. It was Lukas' job to pick up the pieces of Matthias' heart whenever it was broken and make sure Matthias never found out about his feelings. Some things were never meant to be. One-sided DenNor! Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Breathless in the Atmosphere by Spinyfruit reviews
Antonio only needed money for marble. He needed to make his art. And a chance encounter on the subway offers him a job as a male escort. It was just for the money. He could stop anytime he wanted to. Really. –Spamano, prostitute AU with male escort!Spain. Warning for sexual themes and suicidal ideation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Helpful Aniki by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Amaimon's bored and decides to help Rin with a little problem. Faint smut.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
The stages of grief (when everything you believed is proven wrong) by Misila reviews
"He didn't need to see it to know it was there: the kanji that screamed under his clothes and burnt his skin, like it was reminding him that it would never leave." Or, the one where Rin and Haruka's names are written on each other's skin.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Haruka N., Rin M.] Makoto T. - Complete
Lay Me Down by CheshireKitKat reviews
The thoughts of three members of the host club on Mother's day as they remember how they had lost their mothers and how it had changed them afterwards. These little drabbles set to lyrics from Sam Smith's "Lay Me Down". Seriously, if you haven't heard this song then look it up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
I know by HeroicBonnie reviews
WW2 has separated the two lovers for 6 years, until one awful event brings them back together. But why is America so reluctant to see Italy? And why is Italy so determined to see America? Read to find out! AmeIta. AmericaxItaly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, America - Complete
That's Amore! by Ashesofthesoul reviews
Normally, Feliciano didn't order delivery. Looking back, he decided he'd have to make it a more regular occurrence. ((Gerita, fluff)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] Hungary - Complete
Siestas Aren't Fun Without Italians by HollidayMourner reviews
It's Siesta time for Spain, but poor little Romano wants attention, and he's too impatient to wait until Spain wakes up. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hetalia. Slight cursing. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Interesting Birthday Present by thevoltageprincess reviews
When it's your best friend's birthday, you have to make sure that you get them something, (or perhaps someone) that they'll like, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
An Old Acquaintance (FrUk) by ObeytheMochi reviews
"Hell no! This is Arthur… I guess you could call him," He looked behind him, seeing he was still asleep, he drooling on his shirt. He closed his eyes, sighing while he turned his head back towards the doorman. "He's not a friend, that's for sure."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Glint by ArkieR reviews
The sensation of fear spread through my veins in a blind rush of ice, chilling me to the bone. It terrified me how familiar that feeling was becoming. Cardverse!Abusive!USUK. Based on a mini-comic on DA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mama by Emma44126 reviews
Matthias and Lukas are having a bet, who can get baby Emil to say their name first. But, Matthias has a different plan up his sleeve. Anko family dennor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Norway, Denmark] Iceland - Complete
quiet calm by dezel reviews
One year is not long enough.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [America, Lithuania] - Complete
Hurtful Words and Cigarette Burns by 00Fangirl reviews
You told me you were leaving because I smoke cigarettes. I stopped smoking in fear of losing you forever. Prumano/Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/18/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Innocence by 00Fangirl reviews
Alfred learns that boys really can marry boys. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [America, England/Britain] Ukraine - Complete
Come Find Me by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Alfred stands in his doorway, one hand on the door handle, the other carrying a bag of groceries. His mouth is open and he's blinking his eyes at the sight of Matthew. Matthew gulps as he realizes what he looks like. His eyes are red, and tears are coming down his face. America/Canada bro feels. Human names used. Self harm mention.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/18/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
Fragile Illusions by LovinoFeliVargas reviews
"Honon my sweet lapin, I am whatever your lonely little heart desires, every dream, every fantasy. All you have to do is say and I'll be able to do it." The voice was so calming and warm that Arthur could feel his eyes slipping close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lili and Hubert's Art Day by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Lili is staying over Roderich's home, where Hubert is, because her brother is going to a conference. Now that she is with her friend, the two enjoy a day of art and something that lead the two into an unexpected twist. LiechKugel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel - Complete
Condé Nast by Lapis09
France wants to go on a vacation to New Zealand after reading about an interesting venue in a luxury travel magazine...but England isn't having any of it. Updated 23/02/3017 One shot/drabble, slight FRUK, T to be safe (mentions of sex, soft cussing), human names used, FACE. Summer theme. A mention of New Zealand (haven't put in character listing as he doesn't actually appear).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Our Annerversary by PanDoe1997
Arthur and Francis have been dating for going on a year now. Though Arthur has graduated he has tried his best to be there for his lover, to accompany him. Going on there anniversary, Arthur wants to make sure it would be enough for a very anxiety ridden Francis. AU Human. For Mature readers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Shut Up by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Arthur wants Francis to shut up. Even though he did manage in getting him to talk privately, Arthur has no idea how to say it without physical action. FrUK, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2015 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Stay Like This by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Feliciano." Luciano's voice is deep and commanding as he speaks into the skin on Feliciano's neck. He wants it. He wants him. He wants to finally claim Feliciano for his own. He's possessive, and he wants it. Human names used. 1p x 2p Italy. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
empty classroom by Embasan reviews
Vash Zwingli is waiting for Lovino Vargas in the empty classroom they promised to meet in for a partner project. Lovino is late, and Switzerland finds him dozing off in a very unexpected place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Switzerland - Complete
Vargas Brothers Tattoo Clinic by Blood Dark Sun reviews
AU. Young Lovino and Feliciano open a tattoo parlor in an upscale strip mall near Washington, DC. Unfortunately, their dreams of fame and fortune don't go as planned. Engmano; rated T for language and sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] - Complete
The Saint by Kitten1313 reviews
France can do nothing but watch...and pray. Oneshot that came from a Headcannon of mine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2015 - England/Britain, France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Dr Haru by xBakaTenshix reviews
Rin goes to see Dr Haru to have his prostate checked and things get interesting. (Shameless PWP with bottom!Rin)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Kiss You Even More Drunk by The One Everyone Forgets reviews
Before: Rome gets Germania to drink wine and surprise surprise, Germania gets really drunk on wine. After: Germania is embarrassed that he slept with a man and Rome is... well, Rome. Sexual themes, homosexuality, and randomness ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2015 - [Ancient Rome, Germania] - Complete
Meet me under the Mistletoe by Annick La reviews
Seychelles has a secret Santa who seems fond of the Twelve Days of Christmas Song. Can she figure out who her mystery giver is before America's big Christmas party?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Seychelles - Complete
Silently Obnoxious by Butteryfly Truths reviews
Of course, only America could find a way to still drive Canada up a wall without having to utter a single word. Established CanAme. Rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [America, Canada] - Complete
Not a Care in the World by TheOttomanEmpire reviews
There's an accident, and Gil is left trying to figure out what happened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Prussia, Canada] America - Complete
Doodles by PalsInABox reviews
Hungary is doodling in a World Meeting and Austria does not like the subject...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Namesakes by EpicJellyfish7 reviews
It's just the beginning of colonial America and England realizes his new charge needs a name for the humans to call him by. If only he knew how hard it would be to pick one name for the eternally stubborn child. Familial USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Smile, Lien by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Lili notices how Lien never smiles, and she wonders why is that. Will Lili learn why Lien can't and, if possible, make her smile? LiechViet, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Liechtenstein, Vietnam] - Complete
Caramel by Eevee reviews
Nyotalia!Fruk. It's the morning after, and England absolutely does not want to touch France's hair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/19/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Patchwork by Tre Corde reviews
Patchwork stories of nations and their flags, told in one hundred words or less. Drabble anthology.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - America, Austria, Australia
Something To Remember Me By by Toris-96 reviews
AU-Francis Bonnefoy is a French soldier in the Napoleonic Wars. Beat up, he finds a safe place to rest when a wounded British Officer stumbles upon him. (Rated T for violence, one shot)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Silver Cigarettes by wally-westicle reviews
"I'm agitated that after all these years, all these fucking centuries, you still haven't gotten a clue." Mikkel felt himself go taut with shock and forced himself to relax again. It wasn't often that Koenraad spoke to him in that annoyed, irritated voice he used when interacting with Spain. (Rated T for language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Netherlands, Denmark] - Complete
Braces by Roxi2Star reviews
Antonio just got braces, and is feeling very self conscious of them. Maybe Lovino, a cute kid in his grade ho also has them can make him feel better about having braces, and maybe realize their not so bad. Ok so maybe he becomes less self conscious of them, but in the braces are a pain. Especially when their stuck to another pair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Who She Brought Home by GermanBros24 reviews
Gil and Liz have always been best friends, and just that, friends. Gil starts to notice he may feel a bit stronger about her, he just may love her. He realizes this a moment too late. Roderich, a transfer student comes and he is everything Gil isn't, and everything Liz wants. The two boys fight for her love and it all comes down to who will she take to meet her parents and prom?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
(Weird) Awesome Feelings by Wataamelon
'Gilbert Beilschmidt was awesome. Way too awesome.' So why did he carry such deep feelings for Alfred?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [America, Prussia] - Complete
Aubade by Watanabe Maya reviews
"In the briefest of moments, in the short span of time they shared together, he loved her...more fully, more fiercely, and more passionately than anything or anyone else in the world. It didn't matter how long they had known each other, or how short his duration of stay had been there aboard that train. He loved her in that moment just as much as he would've in an entire lifetime."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Songs by silverivy13 reviews
Brand-new character songs for all your favorite Hetalia characters to the tunes of popular songs! -Mild language in certain songs; warnings are posted at the top- Read, review and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Japan, America
The Good Son by Smoochynose reviews
5 times Rin acted strangely and 1 time it sunk in that he was raised in a Monastery. (Happy Easter)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Rin O., Yukio O., Ryūji S. - Complete
Lovely Nights by thevoltageprincess reviews
A short drabble in which Antonio simply enjoys the way Lovino is so affectionate when he thinks that he's asleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Biscuits by Scarlett Wallflower reviews
An afternoon in Alfred's decidedly southern kitchen results in a lesson in morality and language barriers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/3/2015 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
The Art of Flying by The Goliath Beetle reviews
They're both a little bit damaged, a little bit unscathed. Lovino can only truly see the world when Antonio describes it to him. Words can be magical, words can drive the darkness away. –Spamano one-shot. Blind!Lovino, Writer!Antonio, College AU, very light mentions of sexual abuse of a minor- Now in Russian! You can check my profile for details!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Late Delivery by Anime-pandas reviews
Liechtenstein has to deliver a package to Romano personally but due to unfortunate circumstances she delivers it later than expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Liechtenstein, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Love by BleedingCoffee reviews
Roy reacts poorly to seeing Havoc and Riza together, but the jealousy flare up leads to a discussion that changes things for everyone. Submitted for FMAWeek2015 on Tumblr. HavocAi, RoyAi, Edwin, HavoCat, Heylivier or BredArm. (I'm just making ship names up at this point)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
It Won't Come Off! by Kylux Is Gay reviews
This is based Off of a fic that I read on Archive Of Our Own named, Damn Ring by Kiyuo Honoo. Think of it as an add on almost. Rin had a bone to pick with Amaimon for slipping a ring that wouldn't come off onto his finger.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Amaimon, Rin O.] - Complete
Ba-dump by ahappytrashbin reviews
Disregard anything Japan or Germany tell you. Italy HATES England. Nyo!EngIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Not Enough by 00Fangirl reviews
"We try so hard to hide everything we're really feeling from those who probably need to know our true feelings the most. People try to bottle up their emotions, as if it's somehow wrong to have natural reactions to life." ― Colleen Hoover, Maybe Someday [Fem!RomanoxSpain]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] Parallel Nations - Complete
Pencil Erasers by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"Looking back, all three of them agreed that it had started with pencil erasers." South Korea/Hong Kong/Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Hong Kong, Iceland, South Korea] - Complete
Ashes by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Can the dead read the written words of the living? Francis hopes so. Life in France in the 1980s seems so easy compared to the loss that haunts him now daily. His only form of escape is a patchy notebook and hope. FrUk Human-AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [England/Britain, France]
Open Sketchbook by 00Fangirl reviews
No matter what, don't ever, EVER, touch an artist's open sketchbook. There are demons hidden in there that the world isn't ready to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2015 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
2p Chibitalia x 2p Holy Rome by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE!" He looked back to the house, startled. He didn't expect anyone to come after him. He actually didn't really tell anyone he left. He just kind of up and packed. He blinked at the tiny figure running his way. Northern Italy ran towards him, her face just slightly red, and out of breath. Oh she looked MAD. OneShot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2015 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire, Parallel Nations - Complete
Voyeur by hopefulmemoir reviews
England and Canada exploit one another to satisfy fantasies that neither wanted to admit to having. Contains elements of UKCan, PruCan and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - England/Britain, France, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Like Always by fishyberry reviews
Lovino always sees Antonio smiling and laughing in the art room. He lives for those moments where the Spaniard's brown locks bounce as he laughs and when his lips curl upwards into a smile. But none of them are for Lovino. The only looks Antonio gives him are uneasy and unsure. All the happiness is for Feliciano. Like always. [One-shot, Spamano]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Saying Goodbye by The Scheming Turtle reviews
When Lithuania had to leave with Russia, first he said goodbye to Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Guardian Demon by Lisbeth Beckett reviews
Each of us has a Guardian Angel, or a Guardian Demon... Feliciano found this out at a critical moment of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Prussia, N. Italy] - Complete
Together Forever by Dhost
Francis has an idea for the three best friends to spend Valentine's Day together and although it can never mean as much as you wish, it means more than you can ever imagine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2015 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Fine Wine by Canadianana reviews
Like fine wine, Germany slowly felt himself becoming intoxicated by the charms of the wily Frenchman... GerFra, with side PruSpa -Credit to GoldCleaver for idea... and for the bravery of subject matter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Germany, France, Prussia, Spain
Invisible by The Scheming Turtle reviews
Italy wondered why no one ever saw his brother. And why he was the only one that believed in Romano. (Now like a collection of drabbles. Open to new chapter suggestions.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Fading by Terminally Introverted reviews
Soulmate colors AU. All his life, Sadiq has only known grey. He never expected to find his soulmate, but when he meets his new roommate, Heracles, his life becomes a torrent of color... even if Heracles sees nothing at all. Sadiq is forced to keep what he sees a secret. But Heracles seems off, and as time goes on, Sadiq can only wonder why his colors are fading.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Greece, Turkey, Japan - Complete
I am Invisible by Patient Harmony reviews
A poem about being invisible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Canada - Complete
Ebene by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
In a world where people are born with a sentence from their soulmate on their wrist, people wait their whole lives to meet their soulmate. But one day, a boy is born with a blank wrist. And this wordless boy's name is Ludwig Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
That one by ILoveSprinklesOnMyToast reviews
They both stand out in crowds: One as a big fat meatball, the other as a plastic life-sized doll. Someone who is nothing more than that one fat, fun friend and someone who will never be seen as more then a pretty face and a skinny body. Maybe they've got more in common then one would originally think. Human AU 2-shot,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [America, France] - Complete
Brothers in Love by RandomFandomWriting reviews
Thunder storms can lead to more than fear for Iceland and Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
So Much Alike by catscats1223
Head canon: 2P! China has a hard time feeling pain, thus he doesn't know when he is causing others pain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Russia, China, Parallel Nations - Complete
RomaHalf by kelque reviews
Whenever Romano comes into contact with water, he turns into a girl. Splash his female form with hot water, and he changes back. Not the best of situations to be in, but it sure is an interesting one. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Night After Night by Nerfworthy reviews
Every night is the same, and it frustrates Alfons until he decides to make a change. It may be a small one, but it means more to him than Edward realizes. One-shot. EdxHei, one-sided.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Te Amo by ectodreaming reviews
Those words didn't really mean anything in the beginning, but Spain learns to say them sincerely in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Getting Lost amerita by Ruler of the Ants reviews
After being let down by a friend, Alfred gets lost and meets a fantastic Italian named Feliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2015 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Threat by Scarlett Wallflower reviews
In which Mathias is oblivious and Lukas is confronted with some things he'd rather not think about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Groundhog Day by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Colors by Midnight Alexis Thorn reviews
Colors can be very convenient when describing emotions. Lovino feels red. Very, very, very red. Until a boy he meets in the park makes him feel very un-red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Can't Say It by AvatarJoewhatshisface reviews
"Hello, my name is Sophie Brown. I am 16 years old and for 4 years now, I have been in love with-" Yeah, like she could ever say that. SeaWy Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Sealand, Wy]
Elect My Heart by XxDarkAngelKnightxX reviews
When Alfred runs against Lovino Vargas for student body president, he falls in love with the competition. He doesn't pull out when the contest gets intense and uses this opportunity to get closer to the Italian. But in the end, winning can't override his heart break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [America, S. Italy/Romano]
Believers in Blind Faith by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Belief is a powerful thing. Your reality is what you think it is. Lovino believes he isn't wanted, isn't needed. Antonio believes he's strong enough to stop cutting himself. While Lovino's views are set in stone, Antonio's are not. Somehow, they've got to find a middle ground. *Very mild Spamano. College AU. Warnings for self-harm. Two-shot.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Robbery by Ceibrielle reviews
Allistor did *not* expect to end up robbing the same house as someone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [France, Scotland] - Complete
Tea and Coffee by inharborlights
FRUK College AU - Arthur is caught in the blizzard of the century while trying to get to class one day. When he enters the campus coffee shop to escape the weather, chaos ensues. Fluffy and cute, T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Gentle Snowfall by Temorali reviews
GerIta AU one-shot. Feliciano doesn't like the cold German winters, but Ludwig's cuddly mood quickly changes his mind. Completely harmless fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
The Worst Feeling by Adiaphory reviews
Matthew is visiting home from college and spends his night listening in as his parents have another fight. There's nothing worse than spending the night awake to the sounds of Arthur drinking and Francis yelling back. [Rated T for language. Marital issues. FACE family. AU]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [England/Britain, France] Canada - Complete
Fun in Figure Drawing by Adiaphory reviews
Lovino is finally free from being in his brother's shadow. Things are looking up! He's in art school, his best friend is his roommate, and he finally got into a drawing class he can brag about! The only problem is the nude model looks a little too familiar. [College AU/ Alternate Universe] Rated M for nudity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
No Hands by MoreRefinedThanMost reviews
RomaSpa Human AU, originally written for the Spamano gift exchange. The trouble with restless sleepers... Hm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Love Locks by Angleterre97 reviews
They had fought, again. How can this keep going? How can their love endure? Francis wont let it end, not when his love for Arthur is so strong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Hidden Message by esompthin reviews
Francis is unaware that Arthur knows French and ends up saying some pretty cute stuff. idek. fruk. oneshot. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Im Schatten der Nacht by sithmarauder reviews
Austria does not care for inconveniences. Spain/Austria, the early nights.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2015 - [Austria, Spain] - Complete
Prize Date by LCextrordinaire reviews
Riza made a bet with Roy that if he was to finish all the paperwork, she'd let him pick a prize. He chose a date. Now with that he has the prize of a date girl with his dreams, what will ensue?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Fourteen roses of February by frukforever reviews
On February 1st, Arthur get's a rose from his lover. He gets the next one the second day. And so the month goes on, one flower a day. And then it's Valentine's day. /I'm trying to get back to writing after a while of not writing anything, so this is just some fluff that came to mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2015
Worth the Risk by RosemaryBagels reviews
Omegaverse AU. Francis is a beta with a problem. Not only does he have a teeny tiny crush on his boss at work, but his boss is an alpha. Even though alpha/beta relationships are illegal, Francis can't shake the feeling that the strange British man might like him too... UKFr main but also containing AmeCan/CanAme, Spamano, AusPruHun and hints of GerIta, Rochu and Giripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 5/21/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Love and Fashion, but mostly Love by Angleterre97 reviews
Would you really let an outfit tear apart your love? That's would be just ridiculous. *Valentine's fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [France, England/Britain] Prussia, Spain - Complete
I love you so much I want to punch you in the face by Angleterre97 reviews
Arthur loves Francis but damn is he frustrating! Such a tease and never goes through with anything, honestly, the Brit just can't take it anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Sea Turtles by budgeri reviews
"I am the mountains, the ocean, the hills of this land. If they are the people, I am the land. So it shall be, as it has been, this earth of mine." Nyotalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2015 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pillow Play by YesILikeEridan reviews
France and Canada are on their honeymoon, and cutesy pillow fights ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Canada, France] - Complete
Tesoro Mio by Spinyfruit reviews
Antonio's the charming, handsome farmer with an infuriating Spanish accent, and Lovino is the mysterious wine entrepreneur who comes and goes. When Antonio falls in love, he throws society, expectations, and religion to the wayside, but can a strict Catholic like Lovino do the same? Warning for internalized homophobia, religious and sexual themes, and references of child abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,484 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
In Heat by Omnicrex reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an Omega on the hunt for a mate. None of the Alpha's in the area seem to be enough, but maybe he'll get lucky. Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, They're werewolves. Third person narrative mainly from Englands perspective.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [England/Britain, Spain]
Cocoa and Macarons by FlushedDeck reviews
In the late 1950's racial equality isn't something on most people's minds quite yet. Francine sees nothing wrong with Alfred. He's a huge dork who likes space and her macarons. He is cocoa skin and a bright smile. They are all their own in their little town in Virginia. No matter who or what stands in their way they'll dance their way into the stars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [America, France] - Complete
Alone by Moonlight by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Alfred flies to London to live with his cousin, Arthur, for a week. Although, that's not necessarily easy. Especially for two homosexual men, one a drag queen, living in the early nineteen-eighties. Human AU, one-shot, no pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Color by 00Fangirl reviews
When a struggling artist has no color in his life, he is nothing. But when a muse as loud as he once was walks into his life, can he resist?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
As We Were by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Rich, bored and unhappy, Lovino Vargas is the heir to his grandfather's wine brand. Antonio is the restless young traveller prone to attacks of claustrophobia. For them, falling in love is a journey. Literally. Spamano, Human AU, multi-chapter. Rated for language and sexual themes. *Complete with an extra FrUK chapter at the end!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,413 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
My Princess by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Young Arthur wants nothing more than to be accepted for the way he is. (LGBTQ short)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Complete
France Discovers Fanfiction! by Pansychic27213 reviews
[Not completely a crack fic] England goes to check on France after he mysteriously disappears for a month...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Play Pretend by xBakaTenshix reviews
Rin has a problem with a guy who won't leave him alone so he asks Haru a favor. (RinHaru)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Blue Umbrella, Red Bus by hongice reviews
Sigrid Densen rode the bus everywhere. From her small university dormitory, to the grocery store, the mall, even the cinema if she had time to spare. Nyotalia, human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Norway, Denmark
Swimming Pool by RaindropsOnMyTeaCup reviews
FrUK one-shot. The bloody frog wasn't answering his phone, so Arthur decided to push open the gate that led to the Frenchman's swimming pool. The way he sliced through the water was captivating, but then again, Arthur always found himself entranced by Francis. *really bad summary* Rated T to be really safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Fullmetal's Facebook by edmelon reviews
Ed has never heard of this 'Facebook' shit or whatever the hell Mustang's got him signed up for. Seriously, what use has the Fullmetal Alchemist for social networking? Yet here he is with his new account, being forced to discover the joys of the internet. And it seems that half of Amestris has gotten there before him. (And in case you're wondering I do not own Facebook. At all.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Edward E.
Not So Secret Santa by supremegreendragon reviews
The nations can't do anything right, much less Secret Santa. Pairings: Fr/Uk. Spamano. PruCan. Gerita. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, England/Britain, France - Complete
If Kisses May Tell by SilentShisou reviews
A small exert from Lovino's journal. The Italian laments on how his partner communicates not only through his words but through his loving actions. Cheesy and cute, simple and short. A nice fluffy fic to start off your New Year! Spamano One-Shot. Canon-Verse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Pen and Paper by Chloe M. Kennedy reviews
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantArt. FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Great Hetalia Song Shuffle by Chloe M. Kennedy reviews
Just some random drabbles written to a song shuffle challenge. Rating around T just in case! Also, random pairings. You were warned!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
In the Cold, Cold Night by Ms. AtomicBomb reviews
Arthur stumbles into the house, fear and guilt causing him a true heart ache. What will he say to Francis after he arrives empty handed? He tried his best, but it was not enough. He could not save her. Heavily implied Franne. Mention of death. Fruk if you squint your eyes in the ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2014 - England/Britain, France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
The Trojan War in My House by SillyKwado reviews
When Kiku finds two handsome, wounded men bickering in the forest, he takes it upon himself to help heal their wounds until they are both back to full health. What he didn't realize was that he was bringing two sworn enemies together under his roof. Did the pacifist just bring the Trojan War to his own home? And why are they both so beautiful? GreeceXJapanXTurkey! Trojan War AU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Japan, Greece, Turkey] - Complete
Love is Intoxicating by 3Hetalia3 reviews
Germany gets drunk and nearly gives away his feelings for Italy. Gerita/Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2014
The Mistletoe by xXBlueSariaXx reviews
The Christmas is getting very close. Both Italy and Denmark are very excited about it. However, little did they know that they will get a little surprise thanks to a certain plant that comes with a certain tradition.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Denmark, N. Italy] - Complete
Getting Back On Your Feet by Razzaroo reviews
In 1991, Iceland was the first to recognise Lithuania's independence. This is them, from those first months to the present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Lithuania, Iceland - Complete
Pick Me Up by Morning Chrysanthemum reviews
And don't ever put me back down again. Otherwise, I think I might break. AsaKiku. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Japan, England/Britain] - Complete
Question on A Star by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Lovino and Antonio were supposed to meet Francis and Gilbert but when they didn't, Lovino was pissed and wanted to go home until Antonio convinced him to go over to Town Square. What he never knew was that there was a question on a star, but will he say yes or...? Spamano, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Let's Ditch This Party! by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Roderich usually took part in parties during Christmas, however he felt somewhat lonely despite the amount of people. But when a certain man was found in his bed, will he experience for once a not-so-lonely Christmas? PruAus, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Christmas Gift by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Lukas had searched far and high for Emil's present, but luck was nowhere beside him as he stumbled into a Starbucks. And guess who was working for, what Lukas oddly calls them, the 'Satan People? DenNor, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
His Scent, My Lust by ImpossibleKat reviews
Feliciano has always loved how his brother smelled. It always made Feliciano shiver when he could hug his older brother. What's wrong with sleeping in his bed while he's away working? Little did he know that Lovino was on his way home to find his little brother in his bed. (Itacest, Don't like don't read. NSFW)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Sunshine by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Lovino still suffers from anxiety attacks and nightmares, thanks to his abusive ex-boyfriend. Antonio is the seemingly well-adjusted paraplegic who's lost his ability to walk because of an utterly pointless accident. But which of the two is really healthier? While Lovino works hard to recover, Antonio is simply giving up hope... -Spamano one-shot. Warnings: anxiety, domestic abuse-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
El Corazón del Pirata by A Drop of Starlight reviews
Fate is once kind, twice cruel. And Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo does not have a heart, nor does he fall in love with his prisoners. But Lovino Vargas might just be the fuel to his flame - certainly there's more to him than meets the eye. (Rated T for swearing, violence and slight adult themes)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,946 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Cannoli or Croissants? by holyromanoempire
When Lovino Vargas goes into the local patisserie for breakfast, he meets the most gorgeous person he's ever laid his eyes on, Francis Bonnefoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Belgium - Complete
Lost Letter by RenRaven
Greece finds a letter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Adventures of Alfred and Francis by Datbonnefoi
FrUS! 1st person POV Francis and a collection of his stories about times with Alfred. Come on. Click the title. You know you wanna see this fluff and comic relief, and love and beauty, yeees. Request any plot line! And I'll write a new chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [America, France]
Art Form by dezel reviews
Marianne finds the human body to be beautiful, and Alice just happens to be her favorite. [AU][Yuri][Nyotalia]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Breakfast by mater-in-filium reviews
Francis and Arthur have been getting drunk together for years. They always regret it in the morning - well, not really. Lemon warning. FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Plaisant Tranquillité by FrancypantsIII reviews
Originally Requested on the Hetalia Kink Meme: France/England, FACE family - Omegaverse: "...I just want Alpha!Francis coming home to his omega!Arthur and their babies nesting.. Bonus: They're nesting among Francis' clothes because the smell of their alpha makes them feel comfortable/happy/safe"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada - Complete
Vacations aren't for sadness by The Bad Touch Trio Girl reviews
Russia and the rest of the nations were sent on vacation and Russia knew he would be alone. But what if a certinaly Italian comes into the mix? Requested fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2014 - N. Italy, Russia - Complete
A stupid bet (FRUK) by ProudmemberofLoki'sarmy reviews
France gets England drunk and Arthur makes a deal he may regret later... Rubbish summary, but read it anyway. FRUK! T because of language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - England/Britain, France
Just Pretend! by ectodreaming reviews
Romano liked Emma- a lot. Except her stupid big brother was too overprotective (and, okay, a little scary)! He wouldn't allow any guy near her- unless they weren't romantically interested in Emma. So, Romano decided to pretend to be gay, with the help of Antonio, in hopes of getting Emma to fall in love with him. Perfect plan, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] Belgium - Complete
Messing with Cleverbot: Hetalia Edition by RosieBrie reviews
The product of a bored-out-of-her-mind fangirl becomes the crappy humor of an online audience. Watch as our Hetalia boys experience the magic that is the wonderful Mr. Cleverbot. America decides that Cleverbot must be shared with the entire world. CONTAINS AMATEUR "ROLEPLAYING!" (If you could even call it that...) Now lets have some fun! On/Off Updates
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014
L'Americano e Mi by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
Naval Captain Alfred F. Jones' favorite Navy Base will always be NSA Naples in Italy. Because that's where it all began. AmerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [America, N. Italy] - Complete
A Lonely Union by BirdSpell reviews
They were so often forgotten, it made sense they'd band together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano, Japan] - Complete
A Laboring Meeting by RosieBrie reviews
After America offends Hungary with an ignorant remark, she decides to punish the nations by showing them just what pain feels like. Let's see how they take it... Inspired by the labor contraction simulator videos on YouTube. Written for a friend. Rated T for language (Edit: This is outdated, kinda old, and I'm not really proud of it now. \ (ツ) / )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Hungary - Complete
It Changes You by myfivemeters reviews
"You're a guy, Antonio, you should like this." In which a student tries to convince him that he doesn't owe anyone anything. [Warning: Mentions of rape, though it is not described explicitly.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
College Collage by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
A series of college AU Hetalia drabbles. Pairings abound! 2: SuFin, "Someone pulled the fire alarm while you were in the shower and damn, you're fine."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Sweden, Finland] [Denmark, Norway]
Before the Snow Falls by Spinyfruit reviews
Lovino, jersey number nine, right winger. He was ready to pass the ball, ready to set up the win, but Antonio, opposite team, center fielder, was ready too. Someone thought, and someone didn't, and they crashed. Hard. A few months later, Lovino's on crutches, Antonio has scholarships, and they have to deal with the aftermath of what happened. —Spamano, two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Don't Listen To Them, Love by RaindropsOnMyTeaCup reviews
FrUK). /Rapist, pervert. I bet you even raped Canada when he was younger, didn't you!/ France receives yet another anonymous note that brings him to tears. (Don't accuse France of being such a horrible person).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Generated baby by Ravenbud
Rex has been avoiding Noah for a while and is afraid to tell him why.
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Roma