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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557529, Profile Updated: 10-17-20
Author has written 1,533 stories for Shugo Chara!, Fruits Basket, Twilight, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess Tutu, Rise of the Guardians, Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy´s, My Little Monster/となりの怪物くん, Soul Eater, Super Smash Brothers, Misc. Books, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Nightmare Before Christmas, My Little Pony, Elder Scroll series, H2O: Just Add Water, Host, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Inside Out, Toradora!, 1984, Othello, Road, Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア, Kane Chronicles, Batman, No. 6, Frozen, Suicide Squad, Zootopia, Maximum Ride, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, Moana, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Yu-Gi-Oh, Howl's Moving Castle, Spider-Man, Song of the Sea, Wolf Children/おおかみこどもの雨と雪, Dune, Akagami no Shirayukihime, My Roommate is a Cat/同居人はひざ, 時々, 頭のうえ, Chuck, This Beautiful Fantastic, Bromance/愛上哥們, and Hunger Games.

Hi! Thank you for reading my fanfiction(s). I have a fictionpress account you can visit it at this link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/817679/

I am now admining a Facebook page with my good friend, SarcasmHurts; It is a Nyotalia Pairing page! Here's the link, https://www.facebook.com/pages/NyoPairings/1508451022752756?ref=tn_tnmn

Oh, you should check out SarcasmHurt's stories as well: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6967273/SarcasmHurts or her old account:https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6105999/TheGamingOtaku

My younger sister recently made a Fanfiction account and wrote her first fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/10172470/Pumpkin-Patch-of-Candy-Canes (She's an incredible person and is a much better writer at her age than I was when I was as young as she is.)

I also made a newer Youtube account recently, and the link is right here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy8NYp4gvfS9njvzwRFRN8g

My old one is Tadamuoramutoheart: https://www.youtube.com/user/tadamuoramutoheart/featured

Here is a 2P!Pairings page that I admin by myself: https://www.facebook.com/TheDarkPairingsOfTheHetaliaUniverse?ref=hl

I opened up a multifandom roleplaying forum with some help from some friends of mine, and if you like to roleplay or would like to try it out, here's the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Corner-Place-Multifandom-Roleplaying-Group/181487/

I recently became an admin of a group called the Plagiarism Project which deals with people stealing others' work and claiming it as their own. Plagiarism is a huge problem in many fandoms, and should never be tolerated or liked. Plagiarism is also considered a crime. Like all crimes it should be stopped. Here's the link to the forum to report any plagiarized works, and it even expresses more detail than what I just said: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Plagiarism-Project/176783/

I created an 8tracks account recently and here is the link, so that you can listen to the playlist(s) that I've made: https:///the-worldly-cup-of-tea

I recently completed my part of a gift fic exchange, and I shall leave you the other writer's account info: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047776/ or her AO3 account: http:///users/VampirePaladin/pseuds/VampirePaladin

Check out my friend's deviantart account! (She's the same one that was admining a page with me, and has two fanfic accounts!): http:///

I've recently co-written a story with one of my amazing friends and the link to it is right here as he posted the story! (Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12013030/1/A-Nudge-in-the-Right-Direction) -The story can be found in my favorites or by going to my friend's profile page and finding the story titled A Nudge In The Right Direction here: ImperatorAnonymous

Links to stories of mine that are translated into other languages!

Frozen Fire in Mandarin Chinese instead of English link (Frozen/The Rise Of The Guardians crossover with the main pairing of Jelsa.): http:///p/4532411823?lp=5028&mo_device=1&is_jingpost=0&pn=0& (If the link does not show it is h t t p : / / tieba . baidu . com / p / 4532411823?lp=5028&mo_device=1&is_jingpost=0&pn=0& ) -Remove the spaces and the end parenthesis.

He Couldn't Have Her in Vietnamese instead of English (Onesided!FraViet Hetalia fanfic): https:///2016/07/17/one-shot-he-couldnt-have-her-hetalia-franceviet/ (If link doesn't work: //babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/17/ one-shot-he-couldnt-have-her-hetalia-franceviet/)-Remove the spaces and the parenthesis.

These Moments Together in Vietnamese instead of English (PruViet, Hetalia fanfic): https:///2016/07/17/drabble-these-moments-together-hetalia-pruviet/ (If link doesn't work: babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/17/ drabble-these-moments-together-hetalia-pruviet/)-Remove spaces and parenthesis.

Truthfully In Love in Vietnamese instead of English (Hong Kong X Taiwan X Vietnam three way pairing, Hetalia fanfic): https:///2016/07/20/drabble-truthfully-in-love-hetalia/ (If link doesn't work: babybluegarden .wordpress .com /2016/07/20/ drabble-truthfully-in-love-hetalia/)-Remove spaces and parenthesis.

To Fall Asleep With No Worry in Russian instead of English (AmeLiet, Hetalia fanfic): https:///readfic/5726911/14723671 (If link doesn't work: https : / / ficbook . net / readfic / 5726911/14723671) -Remove spaces and parenthesis.

Can We? in German instead of English (DenNed, Hetalia fanfic): https:///s/5a36d1120003b7ab1f20253c/1/Can-we- (If link doesn't work: https : / / www . fanfiktion .de / s / 5a36d1120003b7ab1f20253c / 1 / Can-we- )-Remove spaces and parenthesis.

Her Unbelievable Strength in French instead of English: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13702989/1/Her-Unbelievable-Strength
Her Unbelievable Strength in French is also on AO3: https:///works/26632630 If AO3 link doesn't work, here it is all spaced out: h t t p s : / / archiveofourown . org / works / 26632630

I can't think of any other links to share with you, so I'll leave it at that!


A tumblr page that I found randomly since I don't have a tumblr that inspired a few fanfics of mine: http:///

I will make a list of what it inspired right here for every fanfic that came from one of their prompts:

Hidden Truth

The Two Artistic Italians

Comfort Food

My Family

Waking Up To Pancakes

Burger Confession

Storms Make Friends And Lead To Romance At Times

The Way That We Met

Almost Caught

Not So Scary

Unlawful Anger And Love

Results After Breakup

Love By The Roller Coaster

Crashing Waves And Nude Paintings

The Big Date

Ticklish Belly

Wifi And News

Failed Relationships And Pregnancies

Half-Siblings

Pizza For Dinner Or Each Other

Sharing Coffee

Images

How To Flirt With An Italian

Fat?

How To Pretend To Be Single

Simple Joys

The Love Of A Witch

The New Characters

Falling Rocks

Not Alone Anymore

Late And Rude Awakening

The Request

Soaked And Trembling

Life Alert

When We Dance

Awkward Seduction Attempt

The Meme Answer

Waiting To Be Drawn

Learning To Dance

Lipstick Smears

We Only Have Each Other Now
Her Romeo

Too Soon Meant Nothing Anymore

Gracias Por Todos

Fancy Dinner And Paid Taxes Or Jail Time

Our Honeymoon In Ancient Greece

Stubborn Ducks

By Your Side, I'm Whole

An Unknown Number And An Open Window


You got a little too into flag football and tackled me and now you have to carry me to the nurses office ‘cause you broke my leg you asshole -ar-gyle. This prompt inspired a oneshot of mine, and all credit for the prompt goes to ar-gyle.

I'm Sorry For Meeting You This Way

I found more prompts by ar-gyle that have inspired me as well, so here are the other fanfics inspired off of ar-gyle's prompts.

I'll Miss You Once You Are Gone


Do not imagine your OTP in the following situation:

Person A is walking down the hallway at school/work and Person B walks up behind them and pulls on their bag to get their attention. Person A flips out into self defense mode and this is really awkward because I’ve pinned you against the wall with my elbow in your throat and our faces are inches from each others and we are ~just friends~ but holy fuck do you look hot when you’re mad and you just pinned me against a wall and there is a lot of possible sexual tension here lord help. teenagefrankzhang. This prompt that I found on Tumblr inspired a one shot of mine.

How We Began In High School


I have two fanfics that are now up that are inspired off of PromptSpot on Tumblr. They will be labeled on the fanfiction summaries as well as with the pictures as that is how the prompts are on PromptSpot. Here is my list for them:

To Disappear

Our Second Anniversary


I have some fanfics that are or will be inspired by woah-au, so here is the list:

The Art Of Jellyfish


I have a few ideas that may spread to several ideas inspired by putthepromptsonpaper on Tumblr.(The prompt shall be listed with what is inspired by it. The prompts there are gorgeous from what I've seen, and now I'm nervous over my inspiration, and I hope that the person who runs it doesn't mind me writing fanfiction off of it. I'll list the fandom and pairing if that applies.)

“I liked you because you didn’t know how broken I am. But I need you to know. Because if you don’t see my cracks, then you aren’t really seeing me.” -To Let You See All Of Me (Hetalia/RusIta)


Fanfiction inspired off of prompts given to me by a friend. :)

Broken Beyond Belief(Hetalia/Belarus centric with very light onesided!RusBela.) (Link: /journal-writing-prompts.html)
Grown Alike From Hatred(Hetalia/Spain & Portugal as pirates with their sort of hatred sort of not bond with mentions of Hetero!SpUK.) (Link: )
Forgotten Anniversary(Hetalia/Lietbel/with references to past!Onesided!RusBela.) (Link: /journal-writing-prompts.html)

Wedding Nerves And Jitters (Hetalia/SpaBel) (Link: )

Chirping Disaster (Hetalia/America and nuclearly formed creature based/no pairings.) (No link as my friend wrote out and came up with the prompt herself.)


A list of fanfiction inspired off of sentence-fragments on tumblr. Some may have the prompt with them.

My Sweet Protection -"I will always be there to protect you."

Pink Sock

Perhaps I Do Like This -"You look incredible in that."
Matching New Outfits And Balancing Our Careers For Our Children -"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."


List of fanfiction inspired off of For The Masochist In You off of Tumblr(http:///):
The One Lifetime We Weren't (SpaMano various ways)


Here's a list of fanfiction inspired off of shittyaus on Tumblr:
Comfort For An Insomniac (SpaMano/I know you’re an insomniac and all but if you keep pacing at 3 AM i will personally cut your legs off because it’s keeping me up.)

Why? (Amnesiac!Finland, Sweden friendship, sort of onesided Finland ships with various nations/i have no idea what mistletoe is and why the heck is someone trying to kiss me H E L P)


Here is a list of fanfiction inspired off of unblockingwritersblock off of Tumblr.
How To Keep A Demon The Correct Way By Yukio Okumura (Title prompt: How To Keep A Demon The Correct Way)

Held Up Outside The Door (Dialogue prompt: “If you don’t let me in that room he’s going to die, and then me and you are going to have a problem. Understand?”)


Here is a list of my fanfics that were inspired off of promptsofthesoul on Tumblr, dialogue prompts shall be in parenthesis beside the fanfic:
Red Paint("I'm an artist; I'm allowed to be covered in paint.")


Here is a list of prompts inspired off of Daily AU Prompts off of Tumblr (http:///):

The Boy With The Sketchbook


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of prompts from OTP Prompts And OT3 Prompts from Tumblr (http:///):

Passion Defeats Doubt


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote based off of prompts from PromptPlots on Tumblr: (http:///):
Too Tall Of A Tree (Elsa/Anna, Frozen) ( “Can I put the tree topper on this year?”)


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of the amazing prompts from WitterPrompts on Tumblr: (http:///) (The dialogue prompt will be in parenthesis beside the fanfic that it inspired.)

To Love The Son Of Your Sworn Enemy (“I’ve always had faith in you.”)

To Remove Your Fear (“This is the place where people lose their fears.”)


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote inspired off of OopsPrompts on Tumblr: (http:///) (Dialogue prompts are in the parenthesis beside the title.)

I Won't Do It Again, I Promise (“You can’t murder people just for being ignorant and obnoxious.” “Maybe you can’t.”)
The Most Amazing Man In The World Is In Love With Me (“People will think we’re dating!” “OK.” "Wait … Are we dating?")


Here is a list of fanfics that I wrote off of the Writers Are Writers' prompts: (Dialogue prompts that inspired the fanfic are off to the side.) (http:///)

Time May Pass, But Love Only Grows Stronger(“You kept it…” “Don’t you start reading too much into it. You gave me something, I liked it. End of story.”)


Here is the list of fanfics that I wrote inspired off of One True Pairing Ideas on Tumblr (Dialogue prompts are off to the side.): http:///
To Be Treated Out To Eat ( “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public.”)


Here is a list of fanfics inspired off of the prompts from alice-moving-under-skies: (https:///):

To Have Way Too Much Fun With Our Roles


Here is a list of fanfics that I've written based off of prompts from otp-imagines-cult (http:///):

Picking Out A Hat


Here's a list of fanfics written inspired off of booklovergirl01's prompts (https://):

Our Markings Define Our Identities Better Than Anyone Would Have Guessed

A Difference In Taste

To Ponder Soulmates And Yet Fall In Love With My Own
To Notice Our Love That Festered Before Us


Here are a list of fanfics inspired off of prompts from the-modern-typewriter on Tumblr: (http://)

Familiar Games And Gentle Love (“I love you.” “Ew, gross.” “We’re married!” Their partner grinned at them fondly and leaned in for a kiss.“Ew.” Came the flat, secretly amused, nose wrinkled reply. “Gross.”)


Here is one fanfic that I wrote based off of a prompt by Otter on https : / / prompts . neocities . org /

When Exhaustion Comes Second (A Domestic fluff, Modern AU, for ZenYuki.) (Prompt: Your prompt: Person B getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Person A because they didn't stop the microwaves obnoxious beeping in time.)


Here's a list of all of the fanfics, I've written inspired off of It's Space Buns, (h t t p s : / / its - space - buns . tumblr . com /):

Artwork, Boredom, And Old Friends (Study Hall AU, PruHun, Hetalia, where Gilbert and Elizaveta somehow manage to get themselves kicked out of study hall.)


I recently wrote and finished writing a fanfiction for TaiCan(Hetalia) based off of an OTP Challenge in particular The 30 Days Of OTP Challenge off of Tumblr. I filled out every prompt in order, one post a day. (TaiCan is technically not my OTP, but I do ship it, and it needs more love as it is mostly unknown to the Hetalia fandom.)

Challenge prompts listed:
30 Days of OTP Challenge
Holding hands
Cuddling somewhere
Gaming/watching a movie
On a date
Kissing
Wearing each others’ clothes
Cosplaying
Shopping
Hanging out with friends
With animal ears
Wearing kigurumis
Making out
Eating ice cream
Genderswapped
In a different clothing style
During their morning ritual(s)
Spooning
Doing something together
In formal wear
Dancing
Cooking/baking
In battle, side-by-side
Arguing
Making up afterwards
Gazing into each others’ eyes
Getting married
On one of their birthdays
Doing something ridiculous
Doing something sweet
Doing something hot


I recently finished an OT3 Challenge, and so here are the prompts for it. (Some I modified to make less raunchy, because I don't write things that are really raunchy, but these were the original prompts regardless.)

OT3 Challenge by bearspeak
1. Baking
2. Sleeping

3. Genderbend

4.Just hanging out (could be any activity from reading books to watching tv, etc.)
5. Watching Tv
6. Kisses on the cheek

7. Massages

8. Cosplaying

9. Comfort
10. Possesive (can be amongst each other or other people)

11. Music (can be just silly sing alongs, or some singing/playing to the other)

12. Photo sets (can be something like a reel from a photobooth to Purikura)

13. Amusement Park

14. Childhood (what they would all be like as little kids together, or any one of them being depicted as a child, etc.)
15. Date

16. Fairytale

17. Doing something steamy/naughty
18. Feeling left out/third wheel
19. Being included again (being shown they matter in the group)

20. In the rain

21. Lost

22. Day at the beach

23. Hide and Seek
24. Animal ears/features

25. Detectives
26. Fetish
27. Making the Other Watch (nsfw)

28. Celebrating one of their birthdays

29. Ploygamous marriage

30. Being a family (depicting life after marriage, with or without Child(ren) )

EXTRA:

31. Three Parents (If guy/girl/guy then one child from each guy. If girl/guy/girl then a baby from each girl. If guy/guy/guy then adoption. If girl/girl/girl then adoption or there’s the choice of a sperm bank for either one, two or all three girls)
32. Sick
33. Drunk


Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this onto my profile, I vow to respect other pairings and the people who like them.
1) 'I will not insult the authors, explain why the characters cannot be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.'
2) 'I will give my opinions but will not insult pairings.'
3) 'I will avoid reading about pairings if I hate them.'
4) 'I will keep an open mind about stories even if I despise the pairing.'
If you agree then you will paste this onto your profile.
(I ship several different ships as made evident by my stories, and I love to get in to new pairings! I'd love it if you want to show me that greatness of a ship that I don't ship yet! Feel free to request ships for me to write about or look up!)


My faith: Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...

He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...

He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..

He had no army , yet the kings feared him..

He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...

He commited no crime , yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...

If you belive in God and Jesus Christ his son

then copy and paste this into your" style="cursor:pointer;text-decoration:underline;border-bottom: 1px solid green;color:green;padding-bottom:1px;" initTrans('http:///in.php?kwd=your&ref1=63726f73737269646572&ref2=300126322500000000&ref3=144f0a0d6824b81d0de4a0c3bc00dffb&capn=cr_ui_us_int_kw_001_x&uid=e15fiZBokm')your profile

If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says

"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Feeling blue? Talk to God today!


"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him, shall not perish, but have eternal life." John 3:16.


if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.


If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwriter341, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, sctwilightvampwolfgal


If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of teens will not stand up for God, so repost this into your profile if you are one of the two precent that will stand up for God.


Found this on a profile and it really touched my heart to see this.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'


To all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth.Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.


When I was 13-year-old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn't really a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question. I said ‘sure it is, you've either had sex before him, or you haven’t’. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12-years-old when it happened.

In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy “friend” starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favorite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didn't sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till if the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and she’ll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And I’m in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular color.

And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasn't going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasn't even sex, he just masturbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.

And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9-years-old, her 12-year-old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesn't even remember it but that it’s something that she’ll never have the luxury of forgetting.

And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and I was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.

And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who I had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldn't feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying “stop” over and over like a broken record but he must have heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said “we should do this again sometime”. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.

And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonald’s first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didn't listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just “asking for attention” and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.

And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.

And I’m so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I don’t know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And… Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.

-16 year old girl


If you doubt the historical accuracy of something I write in regards to anything in history that I make reference to or even whether I am writing a story following Greek Myths or anything else that requires research, look it up before you tell me that I am wrong in a review. I do, do my research, and if you find inaccuracies after researching, then let me know. If you wouldn't call message a published author to complain about historical and/or universe inaccuracies, do not do it to others. If you are a Miraculous fan and legitimately upset with Alya not looking up Lila's claims and lies, then don't be an ignorant Alya to other people. Be a fact checking Alya. Please treat other writers with this same level of decency, because no one deserves to get yelled at in their reviews for being historically inaccurate when they are historically accurate. I know a lot of people check reviews as if they will inform a potential reader to the quality of the story that they are about to read, so please think carefully before using reviews as motivation to read a story or reviewing, yourself. I get these kinds of reviews a lot, and Fanfiction is no longer notifying people by E-Mail rather they got PMs, which means my responses with sources are not guaranteed to be read. So, before you claim that someone is historically inaccurate when you do not have proof, look it up. An extra five minutes or half an hour or more will not hurt you, and always check your PMs too.


You say vampires, I say Countries

You say Rob Pattinson, I say Scott Freeman

You say Bella and Edward, I say Austria and Hungary

You say Team Edward, I say Team Axis/Allies

You say Bella, I say Liechtenstein

You say Jacob, I say America

You say Jasper, I say Japan

You say Alice, I say Hungary

You say Rosalie, I say Belarus

You say the wolf pack, I say The BTT

You say Emmett, I say Germany

You say Carlisle, I say England

You say Esme, I say Hungary

You say Forks, I say Silesia


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


What's yours?

List twelve of your favorite characters from Hetalia, in no particular order.

1. Hungary

2.Prussia

3.France

4.Spain

5.North Italy

6.Romano

7.South Korea

8.China

9.Russia

10.Norway

11.Wy

12.Sealand

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hmm... Yesterday, I believe.

"One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

Hungary and South Korea are in a happy relationship until Russia runs off with South Korea. Hungary, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Wy and a brief unhappy affair with Sealand, then follows the wise advice of North Italy and finds true love with Prussia. Uhh... Is Hungary now a bi-pedophile?

What title would you give this fic?

How The Hungarian Found True Love With Her Best Friend

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If South Korea and China were canon, I'd be devastated. I love China! I do need to find an amazing South Korea shipping; I haven't really been looking.

What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be ecstatic! We act similar, and I'm sure that we'd get along well!

How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

China and Wy are in a closet with a rubber ducky? They better not be doing anything nasty! Wy's pretty young anyway, and China's mine! I would probably scream.

How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Prussia dissed me; he probably didn't think that I was awesome or something like that. I would probably cry; I am a very emotional person!

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?

Russia and France are in bed together! I would cry, and scream. I am in love with Russia. I have a feeling though that that wouldn't happen. Let's play a game of what would England do if he caught them!

What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?

If I found out that Sealand was a rapist! What? He is underage. I would probably question his brother, England, about this, and try to explain to the poor child that rape is wrong. That is a disturbing picture though.

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Norway is rummaging through my stuff? I would probably squeal and hug him! I would proceed to ask him where his brother, Iceland, is, so that my sister could go out with Iceland.

What would you think if Two was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If Two is already emo and slits his/her wrists already, what would you think if they became the most optimistic person in the world?

Why would Prussia do that? I would cry, and hold him. I would tell him that Prussia is the most awesome country that ever existed, and that he is still awesome. I would tell him about his fangirls, and explain to him that he is a well-loved country.

What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

If Spain gave me a daisy, I would probably squeal, and hug him. I would thank him profusely, and explain to him that he is the character in which I relate most too. I would also tell him that he is my favorite of The BTT!

Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would Romano steal my hairbrush? I would ask for it back kindly, and call up my friend to inform her sister that I have seen Romano. She would be thrilled at that. I'd probably hug him just because he is there, and gush over his cuteness! He has an adorable personality! Ooh, that would be so fun!

Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

South Korea, Russia, and Spain have banded together? I can't see why Russia would do that. I'd probably try to kiss Russia, and giggle over the song. If Spain is singing, I'd fangirl all over them!

Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

Prussia and Wy are my teachers? Is Wy even old enough to teach? I'd be thrilled, but knowing Prussia, I wouldn't learn much. Wy would probably teach well, but with an attitude. Oh, I'd love her class!


You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when:

You refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed.

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

You want to go to a UN meeting.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

You know facts about other countries that creep people out.

When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.

You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.

You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.

You laugh when you see a broken chair.

You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.

You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.

Historical figures are now your celebrities.

Historians are fanfic writers to you.

Historical pictures are fan art to you.

The UN meetings are now a sitcom.

It’s impossible to hate a country.

All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.

You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.


"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow don't get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons."

"Do as China...When startled, grab a wok."

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

"Do as Japan...Show intruders no mercy."

"Do as Natsu...when in doubt, punch someone"

"Do as Erza...unlock the armor surrounding your heart."

"Do as Juvia...never EVER give up on the one you love."

"Do as Tamaki...if you don't have a family, just build one of your own!"

"Do as Kid...balance your world...or fall on the floor crying about how the world is anything BUT balanced"

"Do as Hikaru and Kaoru...let your world grow"

"We may not always be able to carry our fallen comrades home, but we always carry their memory." - Levi (Attack on Titan)

"When life changes to be harder, change yourself to be stronger"- Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)


Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans KNOW being invisible is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselves because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans wouldn't kill themselves because they love themselves too much.

Normal people say, "Yolo and Swag." Hetalian Fans say, "Make Pasta not War. "

Normal People love Florida! Hetalia Fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida.

Normal People say they are cool. Hetalian Fans say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fans are already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fans are Mother Russia.

Normal People aren't heros. Hetalian Fans are SuperMan!

Normal People listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fans listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans are a family!

Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia Fans live with unicorns!

Normal People won't repost this. Hetalia Fans will repost this!


You say vampires, I say Countries

You say Rob Pattinson, I say Scott Freeman

You say Bella and Edward, I say Austria and Hungary

You say Team Edward, I say Team Axis/Allies

You say Bella, I say Liechtenstein

You say Jacob, I say America

You say Jasper, I say Japan

You say Alice, I say Hungary

You say Rosalie, I say Belarus

You say the wolf pack, I say The BTT

You say Emmett, I say Germany

You say Carlisle, I say England

You say Esme, I say Hungary

You say Forks, I say Silesia


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Hetalians: Try to cheer a country up to stop the rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." Hetalians: "Why did England curse me again?"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Hetalians: "Mein Gott!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings Hetalians: Ask Italy to cheer them up.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! Hetalians: "Shut up or I will invade your vital regions."

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Hetalians are stupid Hetalians: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Hetalians: Whip out their woks.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for VACATION Hetalians: Already booked in for a holiday to Russia.

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Hetalians: MUST have this on their profile!


Please tell everyone to help stop shark finning tell this to everyone online or in real life no matter who they are and go to this

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Not only is the finning of sharks barbaric, but their indiscriminate slaughter at an unsustainable rate is pushing many species to the brink of extinction. Since the 1970s the populations of several species have been decimated by over 95%. Due to the clandestine nature of finning, records are rarely kept of the numbers of sharks and species caught. Estimates are based on declared imports to shark fin markets such as Hong Kong and China.

is campaigning to achieve a worldwide ban on shark finning. That means that all sharks caught must be landed intact – their fins must not be removed while the shipping vessel is at sea.

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please join this site and spread this around everywhere please join this site please tell this site to everyone no matter who and tell everyone to join it link is here http:///?page_id=29 not to long ago two orcas where captured in russia please sign this to help free them https:///actions/1764056-a-petition-to-thomas-bach-international-olympic-committee-sochi-olympic-organising-committee share this around everywhere this is not where lolita is but these two need help very badly


(Not all of this seems credible anymore. I would advise looking up the facts, because some of these in the list are intended to be emotional and/or breed hate in people. Some do seem to be facts, so I do not want to delete it, but read carefully. I would edit 'look deep' to say look it up, because often times research helps a ton but I feel since it is someone else's writing, to not change it.)

i will prove to you why captivity is evil and why orcas and other animals shoud be free

100 reasons why captivity is evil

1 orcas live much longer out is the wild true fact

2 orcas are much nicer to people out in the wild

3 orcas are much happier out in the wild

4 orcas never attack people in the wild

5 seaworld and others treat orcas very terribly

6 the tanks are to small for the orcas

7 seaworld does not care about the orcas or otheranimals

8 they also dont care about the people who come there

9 they say they do and make it seem that way but they dont look deep and you will see its true actions speak louder than words

10 they interbreed orcas thats so sick

11 there interbreeding orcas kills orcas all over not saves them

12 orcas have to be with there families

13 orcas are forced to perform tricks and they dispise it

14 orcas are healthier in the wild

15 orcas have to be with other orcas no matter what they can never be alone

16 seaworld drills orcas teeth how evil is that

17 orcas are way more social in the wild to people and animals

18 orcas are more fun in the wild

19 its free to see them in the wild

20 orcas are more smarter in the wild

21 orcas are more mature in the wild

22 orcas never live that long in captivity a lot of the times they die in there teen years

23 orcas die terribly in captivity

24 orcas are not normal in captivity

25 orcas cry for there families everyday in captivity

26 orcas are never happy in captivity

27 orcas are mostly always happy in the wild

28 orcas need a lot of space they dont in captivity

29 its so swet so see orcas with there families

30 orcas are mostly not starving in the wild

31 in captivity thay have to earn there food by doing being forced to do tricks the right way if not they get little to no food

32 seaworld hybrids orcas you cant do that

33 seaworld and other marine parks are killing orcas makeing them endangered

34 seaworld and other marie parks lie about orcas and other animals look deep its true

35 orcas are always petrified in captivity if not then there always scared

36 orcas never sleep that well in captivity

37 there families are never happy that there orca was taken away from them and cry everyday for them

38 orcas and there familes will never be happy until there back togther

39 orcas and there familes never forget eachother no matter how young the orcas are and how many years its true look deep

40 orcas love there familes more then anything

41 there familes never sleep well knowing there orca was taken away

42 seaworld likes to make orcas sad all the time

43 orcas never leave there familes

44 seaworld and other marine parks will do anything to get wild orcas and keep the ones they have its ture look deep

45 orcas mature faster in the wild

46 seaworld and others dont care if orcas or other animals die

47 they enjoy it when they die

48 and they enjpy takeing orcas from there familes

49 they like to make orcas and other animals suffer

50 they will never regert it

51 they take orcas away from there moms

52 orcas have killed people in captivity beacuse there frustrated 4 times in the wild orcas have never killed people

53 orcas fight other orcas in captivity that never happens in the wild

54 orcas never reject there calfs in the wild

55 orcas are always looking out for eachother in the wild

56 orcas are always helping eachother in the wild

57 orcas are more strong in the wild

58 orcas almost never get sick in the wild

59 orcas recover faster in the wild

60 the death rates are much lower in the wild then in captivity

61 orcas are more gentle in the wild

62 orcas dont kill themselfs in the wild

63 orcas have way more room in the wild

more reasons will be comeing soon the more you buy tickets to see there shows and there other products the longer they will stay if you stop going to see them and dont give them money they will be forced to close down and the orcas and the other animals will be free so please tell everyone online or in real life friend or stranger not to buy a ticket or anyother product from marine parks oh if you speak more then english tell people in other languages sbout this thank you


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One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character (yours or someone else’s), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (teeheehee…FANFICTION!!!)

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are against “book butchering” –– what happens when movie companies take a popular book and make it into a movie that totally sucks (*cough Percy Jackson cough cough Hunger Games cough* *cough The Host *cough) –– copy and paste this into your profile. Add your own coughing suggestions if you have any. I can’t think of any more.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is way too long and filled with unnecessary stuff, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer and more unnecessary! :D

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are smiling at is point, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just smiled from looking a the previous copy and paste, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Full-Metal Alchemist/and or Naruto/ and or Soul Eater, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely DRIVEN UP THE WALL by ads and click the block ads button every single time you come on fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't know that there was a block ads button until you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you just scrolled down to the bottom of the page and pressed the button that reads “Ads” and then clicked the block ads button, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are smiling because there are now no more ads and will be none for twenty four hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're brain’s like an iPod on Shuffle Repeat, constantly playing the same song over and over and over and then suddenly switching to one that’s completely different at no particular time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room and then wondered why you were there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, add this to your profile. (*AHEM*)

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that chocolate should have its own food group, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that chocolate should not only have its own food group but also be classified as diet food, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren’t two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren’t two footballs feetballs? And why is one sheep a sheep and two sheep still sheep and one fish a fish and two fish still fish? People call me crazy (which I very might be) but I’m just random! If you’re random (or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! RANDOMTIVITY USERS UNITE!

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no explainable reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever (accidentally or purposely) stabbed yourself and/or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word with less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re a girl who’s tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can’t fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re wearing pants right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re wearing underwear right now, copy and paste this into your profile. (There better be a lot of people copying & pasting this.)

If you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are still reading, know that you have no life and that you should copy and paste this.

If you still have to think “righty tighty, lefty loosey” when opening, well, anything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on a door that said push, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor rabbit some Trix just to make him shut up, copy this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, video games, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part likes to stand on its head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're an honor roll student that still occasionally needs the alphabet to remember the letters' orders, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're coated in condensation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and a cookie and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I'm small AND off orbit, in comparison to everyone else that is. That doesn't mean I'm not a person! That's my reason for agreeing _)

If you actually know what a semicolon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are actually wasting your time being a stalker and reading my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, add this to your profile.

Genius by birth, slacker by nature

I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself!

Thank you captain obvious

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad"

In case of emergency, run like hell

Don't even try to outwierd me

The police never think it's as funny as you do

Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

I am fluent in sarcasm

F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!)

Dear math, I dont want to solve your problems, I have my own.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Tell the truth and run.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

Reality has no background music... so I make my own

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..

What's the matter with gravity?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

I'm not as dumb as you look.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
- James Thurber

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

'Cute but evil. Things even out.'

'You're ugly, and that's sad.'

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'

'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'

'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'

'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'

'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.'

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day."

"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"

"Smile; tomorrow will be worse."

"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

save your retarded ass."

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.

'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams

'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist).

"Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4

'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'

'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington

“Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres

'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'

'America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.'

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.

“Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover

“There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well".
From: "More Maxims of Mark”. ― Mark Twain

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.”
― Bill Watterson

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” ― Ellen DeGeneres

"Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous

"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” ― Mark Twain

“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

“I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis

“I quote others only to better express myself.” ― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

“I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want

“Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.” —Darren Shan

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick.' -Lemony Snicket

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.

When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".

When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".

When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.

When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang coffee.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Does it provide more lift or something?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Some people are like slinkies. They are pretty much useless, but always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

I am always late for work, but I make up for it by leaving early.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Relax. Nothing is ok...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

Earth is full. Go home.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff or bridge...

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life, but that was before video games!

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

So if I have to expect the unexpected does that mean I'm expecting the expected which is expecting? (I'm really confused now.)

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (Will my left leg do?)

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman. (‘Specially if it’s Teacher.)

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved kids never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

When nothing goes right... go left.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Not all people are annoying. . . . Some are dead.

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Make like a guillotine and head off.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

Don't try to out-weird me -- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

When in doubt, make up words!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. (And I may or may not be responsible for setting you alight in the first place.)

What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot.

Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes.

Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?

Hand over the video game controller and no one gets hurt!

If attitude could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to me when I'm talking to myself.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

WARNING: If you ask a stupid question you might get a smart ass reply.

I come with my own background music.

If you are grouchy, mean, irritable, or just plain stupid, there will be a $500 dollar fee an hour to put up with you. (I've had to put up with a lot of people lately so my price multiplied by ten.)

THINK: It's not illegal...yet.

My life is one of those "YOU HAD TO BE THERE!" jokes.

Friends will say, "You deserve better." True friends will call him and say, "You'll die in seven days."

So many humans and yet so few with BRAINS.

Stupidity is NOT handicapped! Park elsewhere!

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have their head examined.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Did you say "Afraid of" me or "A Freak" to me? Because seriously, there both compliments.

When you're a kid, "I'm going to tell your mom," is the scariest sentence ever.

Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, but it turns out, I was mistaken.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

No one will win the battle of the sexes. There is too much flirting with the enemy.

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 times:
once when it's told to me,
once when it's explained to me, and
once 5 minutes later when I finally understand it.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water. Unless it’s a chemical fire; then they use foam.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Now would be one of those times.

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn. You learn that the really hard way.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Sometimes my mind wonders; other times it leaves completely.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

My attention span would be a hell of a lot longer if things weren't so damn shiny!

Yolo backwards is Only Losers Obey Yolo.

There a 50-50-90 for everything. Every time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right. You have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?" (Makes me think of Edward Elric, ya know?)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "Bullcrap! BULLCRAP! He's not going to die! He has main character status!" (Him dying means the end of the series! Silly writers XD)

Wait, if Russia is terrifed of Belarus, does that mean that everyone is one with Russia except that country?

Dear Hidekaz Himaruya, if you don't make the Holy Roman Empire Germany, I will bomb your house with France cosplayers. Thank you: Mitsuki Horenake (PS- By the way, you made me cry during the American Revolution.) (This is funny even though I don't support that theory...)

If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss?

Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.

For those of you who are scared of spreading the Hetalia love, think of this: there is such thing as a Germany x North Italy pairing for the American audiences. It's called KLAINE.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

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Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia fans KNOW being invisible is possible because our dear Canada proved it!

Normal people say "YOLO and swag." Hetalia fans say "Make pasta, not war!"

Normal people love Florida! Hetalia fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida!

Normal people say they are cool. Hetalian fans say they are zhe awesome Prussia!

Normal people don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalia fans are already staying at Sealand's place for the summer!

Normal people don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia fans ARE Mother Russia!

Normal people are heroes. Hetalia fans are AMERICA!

Normal people listen to JB and 1D (Sure, let's go with that). Hetalia fans rock out with a full-on character theme playlist!

Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia fans are a family!

Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia fans live with unicorns and flying mint bunnies!

Normal people won't repost this. Hetalia fans WILL!


Dear girl talking about how "that stupid deaf retard will never get a girlfriend",

He may not be able to hear you, but I can.

Sincerely, his girlfriend- who's about to punch your face in.

Dear cat,

Please tell me how when we were both locked out you were still able to get back in the house.

Sincerely, we don't even have a cat door

Dear people giving me judging stares,

Yes I am 14 with 1 year old twins, I support myself by whoring around on street corners and make all of my purchases at dollar stores and walmart

Sincerely, just kidding I'm babysitting

Dear purple crayon,

Why must you look EXACTLY like the blue crayon?

Sincerely, my ocean is now purple

Dear girl in my biology class,

Yes, I'm pale. Yes, I have above average grades. Yes, I occasionally miss school. Yes, I rarely speak. No, I am not a damn vampire!

Sincerely, I hate this generation.
Dear parents,

So Santa has the same wrapping paper as us, the same handwriting as you, and an elf named China that makes most of the toys?

Sincerely, seems legit...

Dear world ,

Why do you only blame girls?

Sincerely, it takes two to get pregnant

Dear parent giving me a dirty look because their six year old saw me making out with my boyfriend in the movie theater,

Well, maybe you shouldn't have brought them to an R-rated movie in the first place...

Sincerely, I cannot have possibly scarred him as much as Paranormal Activity 3.

Dear one-year-old brother,

You are staring right at me. I can see you taking that chocolate chip cookie. Yes, even though you are slowly backing away, I can still see you. No, putting it into your mouth and chewing as slowly as you can does not help. Ah ha! Finally noticed I caught you, didn't you? Wait, what are you...? Oh, this cookie is for me? Is this our agreement not to tell mom?

Sincerely, you fit right into the family!

Dear Moms Everywhere,

When you say we will leave in a minute, we think we are going to leave soon, and not in a half-hour.

Sincerely, Teenagers Everywhere

Dear son,

Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you.

Sincerely, your loving father.

Dear Homophobics,

Gay also was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree" or "happy".

Sincerely, Are you against happiness too?

Dear 4,153,237 people that got married in the past year,

Sorry, but shouldn't that be an even number?

Sincerely, who kept count?!

Dear Mother,

Please stop saying that bisexuals don't know what they want. It's a real orientation, and you saying otherwise hurts.

Sincerely, secretly bisexual

Dear guy who took down the sign about my lost puppy,

Really?

Sincerely, is a wet t-shirt contest really more important?

Dear English Teacher that just gave me a D on my exam,

Why did you have to assign me to the seat next to your pet salamander AND your giant coffee mug?

Sincerely, Attention Deficit ...IS THAT A LAVA LAMP I SEE?

Dear Boys who wish they could understand girls,

So do we.

Sincerely, Girls

Dear boyfriends,

Only we are supposed to hook up behind your girlfriend's back.

Sincerely, Bras

Dear Fairy Godmother,

So where were you when both my parents died, the only family I had left enslaved me, abused me and hid me away from the world for years? But hey - thanks for the pretty dress!

Sincerely, Cinderella

Dear Period,

Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait...

Sincerely, virgin

Dear chemistry teacher,

Why is the class amused? I believe it's quite self-explanatory...

Sincerely, "Rutherford concluded that his balls could be tiny or massive."

Dear United States of America,

The only argument against gay marriage is that it is religiously incorrect, however, our laws clearly demonstrate a seperation between Church and State, thus, it is unconstitutional to ban gay marriage.

Sincerely, logic

Dear Nutrition Facts,

Please stop lying about serving sizes.

Sincerely, this is definitely a one-person box of mac and cheese.

Dear sisters's boyfriend,

Please keep in mind before you cheat on her, that I am one of the only people in the world who could kill you and get away with it.

Sincerely, her forensic scientist older brother

Dear parents who forgot my birthday,

Please explain to me how you remembered my brothers, and not mine.

Sincerely, born on the same day.

Dear Movie Makers,

Please stop changing important thing when you make a book into a movie.

Sincerely, we like the book for a reason

Dear "drink plenty of fluids",

OK, I'll try not to drink too many solids or gasses.

Sincerely, what else would I drink?

Dear students,

So... all your printers break the night before you have to hand in your assignment?

Sincerely, amused teacher.

Dear Jocks,

Being a single guy who likes musical theater doesn't make me gay.

Sincerely, you strip in front of 20 guys while I'm backstage with 30 girls.

Dear windshield-wiper making companies,

You seriously can't figure out how to get that one little triangle?

Sincerely, annoyed

Dear world,

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?!

Sincerely, Kevin Bacon.

Dear Dad,

If I answer the home phone it's a pretty clear indication that I am, in fact, at home.

Sincerely, Why did you ask?

Dear Dryer,

Please don't steal my partner...

Sincerely, lonely single sock\

Dear online website that asked if I was human,

What do you think I am?

Sincerely, a tiger with thumbs

Dear teenagers buying condoms,

Trust me, I am not judging you. I am, however, judging the 22 year old mother who buys three bottles of vodka and two bottles of baby formula.

Sincerely, your cashier

Dear band teachers,

Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder".

Sincerely, students cracking up

Dear God,

Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.

Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter

Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Dear people I don't like,

Please stop having good names.

Sincerely, I wanted to name my kid that

Dear girl with only one hand,

Thank you so much for holding the door for me.

Sincerely, you are the nicest person at our school.

Dear dad,

Did you really just ask me if I wanted to go spin donuts in the local grocery store parking lot at 9 at night?

Sincerely, I like when mom is on vacation.

Dear Judgemental Shop Assistant,

Yes I am buying a pregnancy test because I think I might be pregnant.

Sincerely, I'm 23 ... and married

Dear Embarrassed Boy buying tampons,

Relax...I know they're not for you.

Sincerely, I think it's cute

Dear health teacher,

Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images.

Sincerely, my topic was pornography

Dear older brother singing loudly in the shower when he thought he was home alone,

I was going to complain, until I caught the lyrics,.

Sincerely, your Timone is wonderful but your Pumba needs work. Keep it up.

Dear little girl,

Thank you so much for grinning and saying, "You've got a robot's leg!" when you saw my boyfriend's prosthetic leg. It's the first time his laugh and smile have been genuine since he came back from Afghanistan.

Sincerely, his girlfriend who's eternally grateful.

Dear ignorant person that told me that clarinets are gay,

Elton John is gay, a clarinet is a clarinet.

Sincerely, I'm a band student, and you're an idiot.

Dear girls that are afraid of blood,

What do you do during your period?

Sincerely, curious...

Dear Selena Gomez,

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.

Sincerely, The Killers.

Dear iPod,

I named you, Titanic.

Sincerely, syncing you now...

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb!

Sincerely, Google.

Dear guy who accidentally dialed my number,

Just because a young female answered the phone does NOT mean you have permission to text me back to ask if I'm single.

Sincerely, "you have the wrong number" is not a flirtatious statement whatsoever!

Dear cat,

Please explain to me why you are so happy and purring one second and the next your claws are in my skin and your hissing uncontrollably.

Sincerely, someone has mood swings.

Dear Disney Channel Original Movie "My Babysitter's a Vampire",

Original, huh?

Sincerely, Disney Channel Original Movie "Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire".

Dear Edward Cullen,

You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.

Sincerely, Peter Pan.

Dear Adele,

Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing...

Sincerely, Taylor Swift.

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

No, it is not okay to make your characters fall in love with infants and toddlers and say "But it's alright, because he's a mythical creature and it's true love".

Sincerely, human pedophiles claim it's love, too...

Dear Ke$ha,

I sparkle too!

Sincerely, Edward Cullen.

Dear underage partiers,

Do you really think that when you post a picture of you at a party holding a beer can and blur out just the beer can that that suddenly makes a difference? Do you think we are all going "oh theres a little blurred out spot on the picture that just happens to be placed over everyones hand in every picture, well that couldn't possibly be a beer can. Nah, it was probably soda and they just didn't want people to know what kind."

Sincerely, laughing at your pathetic attempts. Dear mom,

I have been sick off-and-on for years now. The doctor may not know what's wrong, but I do...

Sincerely, throw away your cigarettes before one of us dies!

Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",

I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.

Sincerely, it is the same thing...

Dear Facebook,

Please add a "nobody cares" button.

Sincerely, I don't care what you ate for breakfast.

Dear teacher who says "I don't know CAN you?" after a I ask if I can go to the bathroom,

When I was using can, I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher, you would know that.

Sincerely, schooled.

Dear parents,

Are you sure hangman is a child-friendly game?

Sincerely, dead man hanging from a pole.

Dear Americans,

Remember how you said a black guy would be president when pigs flew? You're welcome.

Sincerely, swine flu.

Dear "it's the thought that counts",

What exactly were your thoughts when buying me this gift?

Sincerely, no, you're right, I DID need a new ladle

Dear mom,

Yes, of course I'm pregnant. What did you expect?

Sincerely, you were at the wedding...

Dear teacher,

When you say "Write in complete sentences", the majority of the class assumes you are saying "write incomplete sentences".

Sincerely, minor formalities.

Dear kitten,

Yes, it is super cute how you can attack and shred a roll of toilet paper in 15 seconds. However, I am super sick and needed it.

Sincerely, now I have to blow my nose on your fluffy tail

Dear inspirational posters,

Yeah, there's no "I" in "TEAM", but there's a "ME"...

Sincerely, better rethink that one.

Dear boyfriend,

If you're going to act like a tool, you can sleep in the shed.

Sincerely, girlfriend.

Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap,

Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho!

Sincerely, that might have been the cleverest thing I've ever though of on the spot!

Dear GAP clothing,

Do you really think someone is going to buy a shirt that says "69" all over it?

Sincerely, observant customer.

Dear group in California...,

So, you want to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death? That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.

Sincerely, how dumb are you?

Dear NASA,

Your Mom thought I was big enough.

Sincerely, Pluto

Dear fellow schoolmates,

I was so proud when all four hundred of us left the gym when the DJ played a Justin Beiber song.

Sincerely, Never been prouder

Dear Microsoft Word,

No, I did not spell my last name wrong!

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear "family planning" isle,

So you stock products to prevent getting a girl pregnant, tests that tell you the products didn't work, and drugs to stop a pregnancy...

Sincerely, shouldn't you be called the "not planning on starting a family" isle?

Dear person who just said that "we make a cute couple",

He's my brother.

Sincerely, you disgust me...

Dear teens,

Go to school, get married, THEN have kids.

Sincerely, don't do it backwards.

Dear clueless mom who just told me my scarf looks gay,

Thanks! I found it when I was in the closet!

Sincerely, proud homosexual son.

Dear Glee,

Ruining good songs was OUR idea!

Sincerely, Kidz Bop

Dear doctor,

For the tenth time, yes I'm sure I'm not pregnant.

Sincerely, lesbian.

Dear mother,

It doesn't matter if you have the same parts as me.

Sincerely, your daughter that would like to get dressed without you walking in.

Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,

Are you dyslexic??

Sincerely, it's "Prom" not "Porn".

Dear girl in my civics class,

Did you seriously just ask the teacher why Alaska is so cold if it's next to Hawaii?!

Sincerely, Trying to conceal my laughter and wondering how you made it past the 2nd grade at the same time...

Dear world,

Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.

Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.

Dear dad,

Please stop criticizing my 30 minute showers when you leave the TV on all day for the dog.

Sincerely, your daughter.

Dear humans,

You are just my oversized Sims game

Sincerely, God

Dear Geometry,

Pi r not squared. Pi r round... Cornbread r squared.

Sincerely, sarcastic

Dear parent suspiciously looking over my shoulder as I browse a baby name website,

Please realise that it is not what it looks like.

Sincerely, aspiring author who needs names for her characters.

Dear boy's everywhere,

Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'?

Sincerely, Just curious

Dear Prince Charming,

Come on...I danced with you all night and the only thing you could remember about me were my glass slippers?

Sincerely, Cinderella

Dear adults who tell teenagers to stop 'whining' about our lives because we 'have no real responsibilities',

I go to school for 7 hours a day, then go to work for another 5 hours, then go home and do my homework for 4 more hours! I have to get good grades to get into a good college and then decide on a major, and find a way to pay for it all. Don' tell me that I have no responsibilities.

Sincerely, clearly you've either forgotten the stress or were just too big of a slacker to notice it all

Dear rewind button,

Thank you for making Jaws the quirky comedy about a bulimic shark that barfs up so many people the town has to open a beach.

Sincerely, life is nicer backwards.

Dear Bella,

He forbids you from seeing your best friend, he intimidates you into doing whatever he wants, and he won't give you anything in return.

Sincerely, honey, that's an unhealthy relationship.

Dear Mom,

Next time you're lecturing me and ask, "Do I look stupid to you!?" make sure you aren't wearing that sweater with the penguins all over it.

Sincerely, just being honest.

Dear people who "love music so much",

Listening to whatever is popular and then forgetting about it a month later, declaring it sucks because it's old, and repeating the cycle a month later shows how much you don't appreciate music.

Sincerely, real music fans.

Dear Pinocchio,

If you said ,"My nose will grow now," and it doesn't, that would mean you were lying. But if you were lying, that would make your nose grow. Thus, making your nose grow by telling the truth.

Sincerely, ultimate paradox.

Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,

Having Nike sponsor your show with the slogan "Just Do It" probably isn't sending the best message...

Sincerely, yet another reason to laugh at that show

Dear butt,

You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put it on speaker, AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class?

Sincerely, I'm impressed.

Dear character in movie about to be hit by a car 20 feet away,

Instead of just standing there with a gaping O face, how about running?

Sincerely, seriously, what are you waiting for?

Dear church women,

Please stop diguising gossip in your prayer circle...

Sincerely, "let us pray for tanya who is now pregnant at age 15 with no father in sight..."

Dear English teacher,

How can I get a question wrong that was asking for my opinion?

Sincerely, fed up

Dear person who invented salt,

What made you decide to combine two deadly poisons and put it on your food?

Sincerely, NaCl.

Dear mom and dad,

Please stop shouting at each other and take a look at your daughter. You can see the scars on her arms, right?

Sincerely, a worried older brother.

Dear world,

Fortune cookies aren't from China, Swedish Fish aren't made in Sweden, Danish rolls aren't from Denmark, French bread isn't from France, German chocolate cake isn't from Germany, and French fries are actually from Belgium.

Sincerely, what is wrong with this picture?

Dear Egnslih tecaehr,

Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, hmauns are albe to raed the wrod?

Sincerely, slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat.

Dear elderly driver,

Red means "stop," green means "go" and yellow means "slow down." Notice that there is not a color or a light for "please run over the teenage girl because you can't see over the dash."

Sincerely, the girl that you almost ran over today.

Dear father who just asked if the showers in the dorms are co-ed,

Yes, they are, because this school's all about saving water and promoting rape.

Sincerely, your tour guide.

Dear Facebook,

I do in fact know those people on the side of my page, and there is an excellent reason I have not added them as friends.

Sincerely, I don't like them.

Dear mom,

Stop telling me to, "turn off my phone and be social!"

Sincerely, I'm talking, just not to you.

Dear Pythagorean Theorem,

Because I can't wait for that moment in time when I will have a ruler to measure two sides of a triangle but not the third.

Sincerely, oh, wait...

Dear ice at the bottom of the cup,

Please stop surprise attacking my face every time I try to take the last sip of my drink.

Sincerely, you get me every time.

Dear people who ask questions during movies,

The awesome thing about movies is that they tend to make sense and answer the questions you ask if you watch for 5 more seconds.

Sincerely, seriously, I just want to watch the movie in peace.

Dear iTunes,

$1.29? Really? What is the extra $0.30 for, shipping and handling?

Sincerely, you jerks.

Dear dad,

There IS a difference between butt dialing and a booty call.

Sincerely, just so you know.

Dear parents,

You scream at me when I don't answer the phone... I've called you eleven times now.

Sincerely, your annoyed child.

Dear mom,

If I knew where I last saw it, I wouldn't have asked you where it was.

Sincerely, annoyed teen.

Dear PETA,

People Eat Tasty Animals and they always will.

Sincerely, stop making me feel guilty about it.

Dear mom,

So... You're a doctor, and you can't even tell when I'm faking a sickness?

Sincerely, should I be worried about our healthcare system?

Dear Spoon,

Tell me that nursery rhyme all you want, I know the Dish isn't my real dad.

Sincerely, Spork

Dear Shakespeare,

Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.

Sincerely, unconvinced English student.

Dear douche bag,

You're mean to gay boys, but think it's awesome when two girls make out?

Sincerely, confused.

Dear Kardashian family,

Remind me again why you're famous?

Sincerely, confused TV watcher.

Dear parents,

Please realize that those clothes on my floor are part of my new invention... the horizontal closet.

Sincerely, your teenager.

Dear Richard,

Please explain why your name is shortened to Dick.

Sincerely, confused.

Dear Skittles manufacturer,

What rainbow are you tasting that doesn't include blue?

Sincerely, confused consumer.

Dear unborn son,

Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.

Sincerely, soon to be father.

Dear parents who tell your kids, "That’s why you go to college" when they see the pizza guy,

I have this job so I can pay for my textbooks FOR college.

Sincerely, the educated pizza guy.

Dear one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater,

Are you purple and eat people, or eat only purple people?

Sincerely, confused child.

Dear people judging me on the bus,

Please stop. This 8 month old baby is my nephew.

Sincerely, 16 and still a virgin

Dear Wicked Witch of the West,

So... how exactly did you shower?

Sincerely, Curious

Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely, it's not our fault; it's how you raised us

Dear mom,

I've known 'what happens when two people love each other' since third grade.

Sincerely, just let me watch my PG-13 movie

Dear people who name their kids after places they were conceived,

That is by far the worst idea I have ever heard...

Sincerely, Back O. Car

Dear math teacher,

If there are 11 students in the algebra class and 9 of them are failing, how long will it take for you to realize that you suck as a teacher?

Sincerely, how's that for a math question?

Dear students,

You can't read my handwriting on your papers because I needed an entire bottle of vodka before your paper made any sense.

Sincerely, your professor

Dear How,

You really need a W.

Sincerely, Who, What, When, Where, and Why

Dear Humans,

We have called off the apocalypse after realizing that there are no brains left.

Sincerely, Zombies

Dear dad,

How can you be mad at my report card when it spells your name twice D A D D A D??!!

Sincerely, your failing son

Dear Sesame Street,

Please go back to the way you were, when Oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.

Sincerely, Sick of political correctness

Dear Justin Bieber,

An autobiography? Seriously? You just barely reached puberty. Let me guess, it consists of: 'I was born. The end.'

Sincerely, Fed up

Dear slut that goes to an all-girls school,

Please put your boobs away. We know what they look like, we have them too.

Sincerely, your disgusted classmates

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers,

If you do find one, what's your plan?

Sincerely, not very well thought out

Dear George,

If you're so curious, why is it you haven't figured out my real name yet?

Sincerely, The Man in the Yellow hat

Dear Everyone,

CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN!

Sincerely, Gingers

Dear lady in front of me with the six screaming kids under the age of 9,

You see that box of condoms that mysteriously appeared in your cart? You're welcome.

Sincerely, A Good Samaritan

Dear hormone-crazed teenage boys,

I hope you still appreciate slutty Halloween costumes when they start showing up on your thirteen-year-old daughters.

Sincerely, Karma

Dear Google Image Search,

That WAS NOT what I was looking for.

Sincerely, Scarred for Life

Dear Math Teacher,

Your ceiling has 86 1/2 tiles, 9 mysterious black stains on said tiles, 4 sprinklers, and 4 lights. Oh, and I forgot to mention... 2/3 of your students aren't paying attention. They're trying to figure out what I'm staring at.

Sincerely, Your Bored Student

Dear Women,

You tell us WE need to text first, WE need to pay for food, WE need to ask you out. But we ask you for ONE sammich and what do we get? A slap to the face.

Sincerely, Men

Dear DJ who played 'Love the Way You Lie',

It's probably inappropriate to play a song about domestic abuse at a wedding. Just my two cents.

Sincerely, a concerned cousin of the groom

Dear Vegetarians,

How many plants had to die to make your salad?

Sincerely, An Honest Carnivore

Dear Angry Parents,

Please stop getting mad at us when we answer your question. Its not backtalk, its called answering your question.

Sincerely, Pissed Off Grounded Teen

Dear Philosophers,

If actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

Sincerely, Deep thinker

Dear Carmen,

This isn't funny. I can't find the baby...

Sincerely, Waldo

Dear people who say "it's cold as hell",

What part of "fire and brimstone" don't you understand?

Sincerely, Satan.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

Having an extra chromosome gives you Down Syndrome, not Vampirism.

Sincerely, The Medical Community

Dear jerk ex-boyfriend,

Please continue to tell me repeatedly that I'm never going to find anyone else like you.

Sincerely, that's kinda what I was hoping for when I dumped you!

Dear mom,

Taking the TV remote doesn't stop me from watching TV. I can manually turn it on and change the channel as I please.

Sincerely, just because I'm from the age of technology doesn't mean my IQ is 40.

Dear countries who like boys better than girls,

Where do you think boys come from?

Sincerely, girls who want some credit.

Dear Mr. Left,

She doesn't want you because you are never around.

Sincerely, Mr. Right

Dear guy who shouts "not appropriate!" every time you see me hug my boyfriend,

Look who's talking!

Sincerely, saw you eating your girlfriend's face five minutes ago.

Dear friends with benefits,

Not dating but lots of sex huh? How original.

Sincerely, no strings attached.

Dear Selena and Justin,

She was a punk, he did ballet, what more can i say?

Sincerely, Avril Lavigne.

Dear Edward,

Did you ever think that maybe the reason you can't read Bella's thoughts is because SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY?

Sincerely, makes sense to me...

Dear morons in charge of our school system,

Please explain why you say high school students need the most sleep, but insist on tasking us with hours of homework and making us wake up before our parents.

Sincerely, something is wrong with this picture

Dear world,

Red hair: redhead, brown hair: brunette, white/yellow hair: blonde, no hair: bald. What do you call someone with black hair?

Sincerely, a "black-head?"

Dear MTV,

I was wondering if I could get my "M" back... you know, since you're not using it?

Sincerely, _usic.

Dear boys in my Geography class,

No, London isn't a country.

Sincerely, this would be funny if you weren't in high school, and completely serious.

Dear vampires,

Humans are annoyed with you too? You drink blood? You follow people around when they don't want you too? Join the club!

Sincerely, mosquitos.

Dear fans,

If Kayne managed to steal the mic, is Taylor really swift?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear guys,

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Sincerely, you don't see me being a boob.

Dear schools,

Don't ban Wikipedia. You say it's horribly wrong, but still give us A's on our papers...

Sincerely, where do you think that information came from?

Dear pregnant friend,

What's the difference between you and a lightbulb?

Sincerely, a lightbulb can get unscrewed.

Dear SpaghettiO's Alphabet Version,

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of SpaghettiO's?

Sincerely, just wondering...

Dear people staring,

Yes I am 22, and have four little girls with me at the zoo.

Sincerely, get a grip I am babysitting and the oldest is 10!

Dear people who think my 5 year old brother is my son,

I'm fourteen. I hadn't even hit puberty when he was born.

Sincerely, how old did you think I was?

Dear people staring,

I am 15. The kid I am with is 8. Of course she's not my daughter. She's my sister. I was not pregnant at 7.

Sincerely, you're all idiots.

Dear girlfriend of two years,

You're confused as to how you are pregnant?! Me to...

Sincerely, virgin boyfriend.

Dear Black Music Awards,

Please tell me why it's ok that you have your own award ceremony, but if we had our own it would be racist.

Sincerely, average white person who thinks the concept of equality is skewed.

Dear teenage girls,

You wear a neon green pin saying FREE HUGS! then look at my 6-year-old sister like she's crazy when she asks for a hug?

Sincerely, she just learned how to read...

Dear person who previously had my biology book,

It was really hard not to laugh when I opened the front cover on the first day of school.

Sincerely, Name: Michael Jackson. Issued: Black. Returned: White

Dear metabolism,

My lunch - salad with no dressing and an apple. Result? Fat. Boyfriend's lunch - three double cheeseburgers and a milkshake. Result? skinny..

Sincerely, seriously?

Dear long distance boyfriend,

You said you started loving me because of my honesty, so I'll be honest. We've never had sex, so it is defintly NOT my bra I can see on the floor.

Sincerely, yeah, whoops is right.

Dear ladies,

If your man only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.

Sincerely, don't waste your time with him.

Dear manly 6 foot 7 older brother,

... you do know I can hear you singing from outside the bathroom door, right?

Sincerely, you're a Barbie girl? in a Barbie world?

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please don't teach our kids that they can be in love when they're only 13.

Sincerely, just told my daughter the normal time to have sex was when she was in love!

Dear Pinochio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!

Dear deadbeat mom,

Stop using "I never had a mother" as an excuse.

Sincerely, nor do I.

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Well this is awkward you actually weren't invited to the party...

Sincerely, the USA.

Dear Candace,

Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb?

Sincerely, common Sense...

Dear boyfriend,

I liked you when you didn't ask me for anything that night I slept over. I fell in love with you when you kissed my cheek when you thought i was asleep.

Sincerely, girlfriend who was nervous about sleeping at your house.

Dear dictionaries,

Please stop putting such big words in your definitions.

Sincerely, we already looked up one big word, we don't need to look up another!

Dear Lucky Charms,

Please change the marshmallow to wheat ratio from 1/10 to 10/1.

Sincerely, everyone.

Dear New Orleans,

Seriously, I'm not allowed to tie my alligator to a fire hydrant?

Sincerely, where am I supposed to tie her now?

Dear child,

Don't use logic against me!

Sincerely, I'm trying to be the parent here!

Dear owner of the shoe in the lost and found,

Please. How do you manage to leave school with 1 shoe?

Sincerely, confused.
Dear world,

Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin.

Sincerely, "rapegays."

Dear teens,

Next time your parents ground you for lying, look them straight in the eye and say, "Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny."

Sincerely, parents lie too

Dear Facebook,

Please never make a legitimate "who's viewing your profile app."

Sincerely, my ex boyfriend would get a restraining order.

Dear Edward and Jacob,

I have to tell you two setting important... I recently found this out... I'm... A lesbian

Sincerely, Bella

Dear parents who tell me not to talk to strangers,

So now you want me to sit on this random old man's lap, and tell him what I want.

Sincerely, rethinking this whole mall Santa thing, aren't you?

Dear Justin Bieber,

The country music awards? Really?

Sincerely, and how are you country?

Dear guy in my Social Studies class,

Please think before asking what Obama's last name is...

Sincerely, even the teacher laughed.

Dear parents who say looks don't matter,

If looks don't matter, then why do you get upset when I go out to dinner in sweats?

Sincerely, teenagers everywhere.

Dear guy I like,

I was so disappointed when I heard you say "I love you" to someone else on the phone...

Sincerely, ...then you ended the sentence with "Mom." :)

Dear relatives,

Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings.

Sincerely, or I will start saying the same thing to you while we are at funerals...

Dear girl who says she wants a guy like me,

I'M A GUY LIKE ME.

Sincerely, I've had a crush on you for three years...

Dear who ever said "just picture the audience in their underwear",

Not the easiest thing to do with your crush in the front row.

Sincerely, nervous and turned on.

Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime,

Can you not find the spacebar?

Sincerely, it is the biggest button on the keyboard...

Dear girl wearing a white dress to prom,

I am taking you to prom and not to the alter, right?

Sincerely, your scared, prom date.

Dear math teacher,

Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of math books on my desk, if I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take!

Sincerely, bored student.

Dear kid tripping over his pants,

Did a famous rapper die and you have to wear your pants at half-mast?

Sincerely, just trying to understand...

Dear Canada,

You gave us Nickelback, we gave you Miley Cyrus. You gave us Justin Bieber, we gave you Rebecca Black... Your move.

Sincerely, America

Dear feminist who got mad at me for making my boyfriend a sandwich,

He's a professional chef and by the time he gets home, he's not in the mood to cook anymore.

Sincerely, calm down.

Dear Girlfriend,

Of course I will love another girl!

Sincerely, ...in ten years, and she'll call you "mommy."

Dear boys,

It's said that the most common way a woman kills a man is with food posioning.

Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?

Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,

I hope you realize now how much i love you.

Sincerely, your boyfriend who's also afraid of spiders.

Dear teacher,

If you know the whole class is going to see your computer screen, it would be smart to delete the email verifying your eHarmony account.

Sincerely, we all know that you have a wife.

Dear girls,

Just helping you reel in a vampire boyfriend.

Sincerely, your period.

Dear "Secret Life of an American Teenager" writers,

I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, SHOULD I HAVE SEX? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!

Sincerely, maybe try mixing up the script sometime?

Dear tough guy that isn't afraid of anything

Boo!!

Sincerely, pregnancy test.

Dear non-virgins at my high school,

I can be like you in less than five minutes, but you can never be like me again.

Sincerely, still a virgin and ok with it

Dear "two wrongs don't make a right",

Two negatives equal a positive...

Sincerely, just saying.

Dear son,

I know what you were doing...

Sincerely, nobody just stares at Google.

Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,

Really?

Sincerely, real vampires don't exist.

Dear girl in my class,

"What's an IQ?"

Sincerely, clearly something you're missing...

Dear women who complain about sexism,

Isn't it a little sexist to say that boys can't hit girls but girls can hit boys?

Sincerely, a reasonable woman.

Dear "popular" people,

You buy contacts, and then buy fake glasses. Then you wear the fake glasses without lenses while wearing your contacts.

Sincerely, on what planet does that make sense?!

Dear old ladies,

Please stop looking so disgusted. I'm just holding him while my mom finishes the grocery shopping.

Sincerely, THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER

Dear Y,

Please make up your mind.

Sincerely, A, E, I, O, and U.

Dear A E I O and U,

I never liked you guys anyway...

Sincerely, Y.

Dear car full of guys driving around campus with the windows rolled down,

Thank you for singing "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry at the top of your lungs. It made walking in the rain a little more bearable.

Sincerely, amused.

Dear jerk who asked my clearly anorexic 16 year old little sister when the baby's due,

This morning, for the first time in nearly two years, she willingly ate half a grilled cheese. Thanks to your cruel, ignorant comment, she is again refusing to eat and won't come out of her room. You had better hope I never, ever see you again.

Sincerely, little brother just trying to help her.

Dear Facebook,

Please never, NEVER, create a way for users to see who visits their profiles...or how many times.

Sincerely, not a stalker, just curious about my crush.

Dear 4 year old who just asked his friend if I was his mommy,

Contrary to what MTV might have you believe, even as a 17 year old, I still don't have kids.

Sincerely, am I flattered or disturbed?

Dear Mom,

Just because you saw me naked as a baby, and we have the same parts, does NOT make it okay for you to just walk in to talk to me while I'm in the shower.

Sincerely, your freaked out 17-year-old daughter.

Dear parents,

I'm so sorry, but I need to get this off my chest. I was home alone with my boyfriend, and, well...I disobeyed you. I know you've told me time and time again to never do it, and you always tell me how wrong it is, but we couldn't resist. We had everything we needed. And, it wasn't my first time, either. ...the taste in your mouth is something you'll never forget. I can assure you though, it won't affect my health. I feel terrible for going against your rules, but I can't promise that it won't happen again.

Sincerely, ate a whole bowl of raw cookie dough with him.

Dear classmates,

Yes, I will get mad when you call me a spoiled brat for having a new iPad.

Sincerely, works 40 hours a week and decided to treat myself.

Dear lesbian couple on the airplane,

I noticed that you stopped talking to me when I mentioned I was a Bible major. My aunts are lesbians. I didn't judge you; please don't judge me.

Sincerely, sad Christian girl.

Dear teacher who asked the class whore to stop wearing her work clothes to school,

Thanks.

Sincerely, you made my day.

Dear world,

It's sad when I can't take my 4-year-old brother out places without me getting stares or being called his mom.

Sincerely, sixteen-year-old girl.

Dear son,

Yeah, we knew you were gay when you told us you were going to make another boy your "wife" when you were in preschool...

Sincerely, you didn't have to hide it for so long...

Dear people who think only white people are racist,

There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."

Sincerely, you're NOT entitled to everything because you're black.

Dear Karma,

I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I watched the Dark Knight, the Joker died. I bought an iPad, and Steve Jobs died...

Sincerely, I just bought a Justin Bieber album...

Dear Urban Dictionary,

Thank you SO much.

Sincerely, I was not about to ask my parents that...

Dear Grandma,

Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me!

Sincerely, her face was priceless.

Dear person whispering stuff behind me in the store,

No, the newborn in the cart is not mine, she is my moms. Just because I am the one pushing the cart doesn't mean that i gave birth to her.

Sincerely, im only 14...

Dear Democrats and Republicans,

I really don't care what party your in. I just want you to get something done.

Sincerely, a U.S. citizen

Dear "I could never get tired of that song" ,

Challenge Accepted.

Sincerely, radio stations.

Dear 30 tabs and counting,

One of you is playing music...

Sincerely, BUT WHICH ONE?!

Dear elderly woman that says we look cute together,

Thank you. So much.

Sincerely, the gay couple holding hands

Dear Mom and Dad,

Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!" You spent the first two years of my life convincing me this spoon was a plane...

Sincerely, your fault.

Dear Facebook,

Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member?

Sincerely, do you really think my unborn baby has a Facebook?

Dear 16-Year-Old Sister,

Why won't you tell me your boyfriends name?

Sincerely, I see the bruises on your arm and the way you flinch when I raise my hand...

Dear Dad,

If you wanted to "straighten me out," an all boys boarding school was not the way to do it.

Sincerely, your gay son.

Dear "Are you pregnant?",

Not that I'm aware of...

Sincerely, a 16 year old boy who just wants a sports physical.

Dear Americans,

"Gay" means happy or jolly, "queer" means odd or strange, "retarded" means slowed or hindered, "dumb" means unable to speak, and "lame" means incapable of walking.

Sincerely, go read a dictionary.

Dear Sound of Music,

So the kids' mother's been dead for seven years and the youngest child is five?

Sincerely, Sneaky, Captain von Trapp.

Dear Pringles,

Do you want me to eat your chips or not?

Sincerely, how am I supposed to eat them when my hand doesn't fit into the container.

Dear kids who bully the quiet girl in class,

It's ironic how I am the only one who can hear her cry for help.

Sincerely, deaf kid who can see the scars on her wrists.

Dear stereotypical "mean girl",

Thank you for sitting with me in the back of the class and asking me about myself, saying how cool of a person I am, and even commenting on my heavy metal music. I won't judge you since you didn't judge me.

Sincerely, the stereotypical "goth chick."

Dear Facebook addicts,

If Facebook shuts down, are you going to be roaming the streets shoving pictures in people's faces saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"

Sincerely, just asking.

Dear parents,

"Because I said so" does not qualify as a reason.

Sincerely, it just makes us more angry.

Dear people who hate gays because it says so in the Bible,

Please tell us all about how you were a virgin until after marriage, didn't lie, and never disrespected your parents.

Sincerely, I'm sure your not perfect either.

Dear old lady Wal-Mart cashier who told me she doesn't approve of teen moms,

Good thing that little girl's my niece then, huh?

Sincerely, but seriously... you work at Wal-Mart.

Dear homophobic dad,

You hate gays? Phew, thank goodness, I thought I was in trouble.

Sincerely, I'm bisexual!

Dear parents,

Wait, so you named me after bread? Seriously?

Sincerely, Peeta

Dear people who think friend-zoned is bad,

Try cousin-zoned.

Sincerely, Gale Hawthorne.

Dear "you're just wearing that braid because of the Hunger Games",

Yes, I love the book. Yes, I saw the movie.

Sincerely, No, Katniss did not invent the French braid

Dear "All the good guys are gay",

Are you kidding me? All the good guys are straight!

Sincerely, gay men everywhere.

Dear celebrities,

Do you ever Google your names and look at all the things people say about you?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear fat lady at McDonalds,

Yes, people were watching when you told your son he could only eat his carrots if he finished his chicken nuggets first. And you didn't have to yell at him for it.

Sincerely, thanks for contributing to the obesity problem in America.

Dear nosy neighborhood moms,

Yes, I'm 19, and the three year-old girl who lives with me? She's not my daughter. She's my little sister.

Sincerely, I adopted her when our parents died.

Dear 4 year old sister,

When I asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, I expected you to say princess.

Sincerely, but you're right... who wouldn't want to be a duck?

Dear people,

Yes. My name is Bella. Yes. My husband's name is Edward. Yes. He is older than me. Yes. I am from Arizona. The difference is, I'm 64 and have been married to Edward for 43 years.

Sincerely, Stephanie Meyer stole my life!

Dear boys who won't buy tampons for their girlfriends,

It could be worse - they could be asking you to buy a pregnancy test.

Sincerely, amused girl.

Dear "friends",

Yes that call was from my mom. Yes I call her mommy. Yes I said "I love you" before hanging up. No I'm not a "retard."

Sincerely, teenage boy who doesn't care what you think.

Dear woman who told me "there's a place for girls like you",

This is my brother, not my son, I'm 17 he's 4, I'm taking him to the zoo so he can draw the monkeys.

Sincerely, yeah there is a place for me, it's called awesome town!

Dear Parents,

No my bed did not break from me having sex.

Sincerely, jumping and dancing on it.

Dear girl who my boyfriend was flirting with over text,

Thank you! I have so much respect for you!

Sincerely, just looked through his texts and saw you telling him to piss off and love what he has.

Dear Identical Twin Sister,

Maybe you should rethink saying "I'm so ugly" in front of me.

Sincerely, you just ruined my self esteem.

Dear teacher who just yelled at me for using my phone in class,

Actually, I was texting my little brother, wondering how his first chemo treatment is going.

Sincerely, may I continue?

Dear guy who called me gay for being in a musical,

Just wait till opening night.

Sincerely, Your girlfriends an awesome stage-kisser

Dear Mother,

Please locate the nearest dictionary. Now look up the definitions of mom, mother, and parent. Then proceed to look up the definition of dictator. Please note that they are not the same.

Sincerely, Your irritated second-born.

Dear girls who wear lots of glitter eyeshadow,

You leave me no choice but to rate you from Ke$ha to Edward.

Sincerely, seriously, tone it down.

Dear 50 people who have posted on my Facebook wall for my birthday,

I wonder how many of you actually KNEW my birthday?

Sincerely, considering changing my Facebook birthdate for fun.

Dear Disney,

Maleficent taught me that when the popular kids snub you, make your own party. Cruella taught me to express myself. Jafar taught me never to let go of my dreams, even if they're as big as being sultan. Dr. Facilier taught me that you're lost without your friends. And Yzma taught me never to lose my flair.

Sincerely, ...wait, I learned all the WRONG lessons, didn't I?

Dear judgmental woman,

I am twenty-seven and happily married with a wedding ring I can't wear because this pregnancy is making my fingers too swollen.

Sincerely, the "knocked-up teenager" you were warning your kid about.

Dear movie theater worker who just asked me if I'm old enough to see a PG-13 movie,

I'm short not FIVE!

Sincerely, 16 year old girl

Dear teammates,

Stop making fun of the marching band or I'll beat you with my French Horn.

Sincerely, Head QB

Dear Manufacturers of the Straw,

Please make your straws longer than the bottles

Sincerely, reaching for it with my tongue like a retarded chicken

Dear World,

You know something's wrong when calling someone a Virgin is considered an insult.

Sincerely, Virgin - And Proud of It!

Dear teacher who called me a spoiled brat in front of the entire class,

You eavesdropped on me venting to my best friend how pissed I was that my mother got me a Tiffany necklace for my birthday. Here's what you didn't hear: What I had asked for my birthday present was to spend more time with her. Instead my mother bought the necklace.

Sincerely, a spoiled nobody.

Dear family who won't let me attend the funeral,

I'm a lesbian, not a leper.

Sincerely, I loved her, too...

Dear doctor,

The longer you leave me unattended in your office, the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar.

Sincerely, where are you?!

Dear girlfriend,

Please be so kind as to explain to me how on earth you are pregnant.

Sincerely, your infertile boyfriend.

Dear mom and dad,

Please don't hang up rainbow flags everywhere. I get it, you'll love me no matter what.

Sincerely, wanting to go back in the closet.

Dear strippers,

If you are called exotic dancers then shouldn't drug dealers be called exotic pharmacists?

Sincerely, makes sense to me...

Dear teacher who asked me what I was day-dreaming about,

boobs, BOOBS, sammich, boobs, SEX, hooters, dieing puppies, failing a test, OMG BOOBS, sammich, is she winking at me?

Sincerely, should I have lied?

Dear mom and dad,

Why am I in trouble for jumping on my bed? I hear you jumping on yours every night...

Sincerely, innocent eight year old.

Dear people who say they just had a newborn baby,

The newborn part is implied. No one thinks you just popped a 12-year-old out of your snatch.

Sincerely, irritated by your redundancy.

Dear little sister,

I am so glad I took you to the library to help you learn sign language so you could befriend the deaf kid at school.

Sincerely, just watched you sign "I do" to him.

Dear guys in the locker room

I apologize for checking you out during gym class, but try to understand my situation. If you were in a room with twenty naked chicks, you would look too.

Sincerely, still in the closet

Dear doctor,

I'm not pregnant, I am not sexually active, nor have I ever been. I am not being bullied, I'm not anorexic and I don't make myself puke to get thinner. I have friends, my teachers aren't mean, my parents are not abusive and the absolute only thing stressing me out is all your stupid questions!

Sincerely, can't a girl just have a stomach ache?

Dear people,

Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.

Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants.

Dear Christians who protest everything,

Please go back and reread your Bibles. It's "love thy neighbor" not "condemn thy neighbor to hell just because you don't agree with them on something."

Sincerely, a loving Catholic girl.


Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not usewhile sleeping.

(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Things to ponder...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?


BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.

No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...

Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"

I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...

-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...

I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think you're ignoring them...

Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!

Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on

Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...

I hate it when people flirt with the person I like

Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of

I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?

Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer

I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say

I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!

The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name

Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.

I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!

Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.

Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it

Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too

"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you

"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

Meeting new people who you instantly get along with

Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!

If you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."

"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."

I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!

Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you

They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing

When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...

If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room

Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?

"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...

The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over

Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!

I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying

Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!

Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...

Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign

Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, you're in another world

Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.

I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP

I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!

I HATE MONDAYS!!

Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment

Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.

When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)

Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!

Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago

When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"

"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."

Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)

Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid

You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it

"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...

DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?

It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept

Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."

"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..."

Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it

Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun

Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...

After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."

"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah..." "Okay, then I'm coming."

That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head

"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-

I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone

Re-discovering music you used to love

The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-

Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."

1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?

I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong

If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know

"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back

All the snow made me realize how much I love summer

When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them

When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer

I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit

"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"

Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!

When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"

"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...

"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED

I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...

5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"

When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher

Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that...

I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real

Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center

It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces

I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...

"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."

Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned

If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now

Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?

"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you

When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up

"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."

Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!

"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.

I love when I find money I forgot about!!

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."

That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you

I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...

Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel

WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"

Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper

"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"

Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think

I make plans THEN ask my parents

I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."

Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten

Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory

The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"

"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."

I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes

"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"

I don't know, google it

When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...

We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum

"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."

I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name

I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason

I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend

"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING

Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...

Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?

Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you

I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!

FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)

Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too

DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!

Listening to a certain song over and over again :D

Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...

I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin' soda"

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought


Things You Do NOT Wanna Hear On An Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.


America is more than just an idiot, and he is more complex than the world gives him credit for.

Do not stereotype us or hate us just because you don't like someone who's different than you.

He's a superpower for a reason. (We made the Soviet Union back down in Cuba!)

America is the melting pot of nations. (Who else can say that?) (New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco...)

We're still the only country to have put people on the Moon. (After 40 years!) (Fuck Russia's rover!)

If America falls, everyone else does too. (Hello, we buy/sell 1/4 of the world's resources!)

We invented Star Trek, which in turn led to the invention of a lot of the stuff we use today.

We know more about World History than the world knows about US History.

Why do more than a million people move to the US each year if we're such a terrible place?

Alfred F. Jones is fucking awesome, period.

Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Lapis Lazuli Ichigo, Ashynarr, 91RedRoses, Ember Hinote, Scootaboo11, sctwilightvampwolfgal


Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Fallow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's braking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"


A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!


The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever I see mashed potatoes.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see cute and fluffy things.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England whenever I eat bad cooking.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a panda suit.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE ßOOßs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomatoes.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a violent guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl who wants to be like her big brother.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.

This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite Chikyuu, Hetalians! :) Hetalia forever!


The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Pikachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone


A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or someone steals my word (AWESOME).


You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

30. You have a full playlist dedicated to the music.

31. You and your friends assign each other countries and that's what you call each other.

32. You get EVERYONE obsessed with it.


America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things(X)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (X)

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other people's business

You're terrified of ghosts (X)

You know aliens exist(X)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses (X)

(5/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea(X)

You were quite tough as a kid

You're very sarcastic and cynical

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (X)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (X)

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses (X)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts (X)

You're very flamboyant (X)

You say you're a gourmet

(4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (X)

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers(X)

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people

You're very strong

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature(X)

You're very superstitious (X)

You're very religious(X)

You love pandas (X)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (X)

You do work hard (X)

You're good at drawing

You like sweets (X)

(7/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood(X)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (X)

You're very happy-go-lucky (X)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times(X)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something(X)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"(X)

You would surrender in a war situation (X)

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods(X)

You like to walk dogs/your dog(X)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard(X)

Your alone time is your 'happy time'(X)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice(X)

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (X)

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one(X)

You isolated yourself during childhood(X)

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (X)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people (X)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person(X)

(6/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised(X)

You're polite(X)

You love classical music (X)

You like cake(X)

You have a mole on your face

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (X)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons'

You wear glasses(X)

(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (X)

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey(X)

You love polar bears (X)

You hate fighting(X)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated (X)

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid

You're very reliable (X)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

You're very faithful (X)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (X)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (X)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal(X)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

You're very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff(X)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

You're not very confident (X)

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you (X)

You're a born worrier(X)

(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink(X)

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (X)

You act before you think(X)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (X)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender(X)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate(X)

You love ponies(X)

(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker (X)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere(X)

You kinda insensitive(X)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (X)

You're scary when you're angry

You're passionate (X)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (X)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (X)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway(X)

You're friendly to girls(X)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling(X)

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it(X)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (X)

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on(X)

You're slightly aggressive

You think you're totally awesome

You have a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (X)

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find(X)

(3/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what

You are reclusive(X)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (X)

You work hard on things until they're done(X)

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings(X)

You're actually quite strong

You have a lot of money

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (X)

You had a hard past

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family(X)

You love watching movies, and creating things (X)

You're stronger than you seem

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet(X)

You're slightly perverted

(3/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa(X)

You're honest and quiet (X)

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things (X)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well

For some reason, you have weird naming skills(X)

(4/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet(X)

You're honest, serious, and love debates(X)

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships (X)

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(3/10)

I'm Poland, China, and Italy/N.Italy! That sort of makes sense... I ended up as Poland in a class game once... I always knew that I had a lot in common with China, and Italy!


Soul Eater Oath:

I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmtrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am disecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know


Percy Jackson Oath:

I promise to remember Percy, whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth, whenever a spider comes after me.

I promise to remember nature, for Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke, when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron, whenever I see a sign that says 'free pony ride'.

I promise to remember Tyson, whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia, whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse, whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca, whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico, whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe, whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel, whenever I see a limo pass my car.

Yes I promise to love PJO, wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession, because I know what the PJO lovers know.


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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8.We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horoscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5.Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

4.Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3.Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2.If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1.Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), Kurofai-fan1 (USA), under.that.sun (Lithuania), Spottedmask77(USA), sctwilightvampwolfgal (USA)


STOP THE paring Wars!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..

-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sensei.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Deidara-Kun or another Naruto guy.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.

-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)

-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".


Akatsuki pledge.

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking alittle kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm alittle low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolicly.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a childs mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!


You are obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist...

If you find yourself interested in chemistry.

If you find that you are better at science because of the things you have read in FMA and its fanfictions.

If you wish your favorite character was real and you plan out your relationship with him/her down to the last detail.

If you have read or watched the entire series at least 3 times each.

If you own the entire series so far, disks and books alike.

If you have found the easter eggs on the first anime series' disks.

If you were incredibly sad when you read or watched the endings simply because there wasn't any more after it.

If you have made an original character for FMA and try your best to be like him/her.

If you have ever cosplayed as an FMA character.

If you have read 500 or more FMA fanfictions.

If you have looked at 500 or more FMA fanart pieces.

If you spend time writing FMA fanfictions.

If you spend time drawing FMA fanart.

If you feel the need to put something FMA related in your schoolwork.

If you have repeatedly annoyed people by recommending the series to them several times.

If you mess up words and say something FMA related on accident.

If you subconsciously draw transmutation circles on random pieces of paper.

If your pen name is something FMA related.

If you constantly change the subjects of conversations to FMA.

If you fan about various topics from FMA nonstop.

If you connect ever waking thought to something from FMA.

If you have random FMA fanfiction ideas every day, and plan to write them later.

If you constantly wonder "What would (insert favorite character here) do if he/she were here in this situation?"

If you stay up late every night to read FMA or FMA fanfictions.

If you hear songs and make connections from the lyrics to FMA.

If your icon has something to do with FMA.

If your desktop has something to do with FMA.

If you found this site by looking for FMA fanfictions.

If you see people with looks similar to any character from FMA and wish that they could perfect the look.

If you doodle anything FMA related on your schoolwork, homework, or anything else important.

If you really want to own FMA merchandice, and think anyone that does own some is amazing.

If you think of at least one "what if" statement for the FMA world every day.

If you know the FMA opening and closing themes by heart and can sing them flawlessly.

If you are actually taking the time to read this list, and are planning to make one like it.


FMA Oath-
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I clap
And I promise to remember Alphonse
Whenever I see a stray kitten
I promise to never bring anyone back from the dead
And I promise to remember Winry
When my hand clutches a wrench
Yes, I promise to love Fullmetal Alchemist
Wherever I may go
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!


The Hetalia pledge (Paste this in your profile to be a Hetalian)

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says West.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.

This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite Chikyuu, Hetalians! :) Hetalia forever!


Repost this if you laughed...
"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM


Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Konohamaru- leaf or leaves (Of a tree.)

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left


If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you!


Random things!!!

team switzerland?

edward's cool, but jacob's hot.

i mean thier temperatures.

post this on your profile if it fooled you, so you can fool someone else

my created characters

Amu’s cousin

Hair color: brown

Eye color: gold

Gender: female

Age: 16

Relationship status: dating Zero

She is half vampire, half human. She does NOT drink blood. She is very strong and fast.

Zero

Hair color: gray

Eye color: gold

Gender: male

Age: 16

He is half vampire, half human.

Midnight

Hair color: black

Eye color: black

Gender: female

Age: 17

Relationship status: dating Ikuto

She has black cat ears and tail. She wears all black. Scarlet is her twin sister.

Scarlet

Hair color: red

Eye color: red/ruby

Gender: female

Age: 17

Relationship status: single, crushing on Ace

She has red cat ears and tail. She is always wearing red.

Ace

Hair color: I don’t know, but it’s weird.

Eye color: blue

Gender: male

Age: 15

Relationship status: single, but in love with Amu.

He is a werewolf. He can read minds.

Emma

Hair color: brown

Eyes: blue, wide eyes

Height: normal

Age: 18

Personality traits and reasons for being there: she is strategic, she is fast, and has fast reflexes. She uses what she has, like uses deer bones and fur to make a house. She is smart and understands a lot. She’s responsible and a good leader. She is kind.

Wolf form: black wolf with big, blue eyes.

Anna

Hair color: blond

Eye color: blue

Height: taller than Amu

Age: 15

She’s a model.

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How Gabriel was Driven Insane by Xycopathic reviews
Secret Santa 2020 (I know it's late). When Gabriel tries the food at the Dupain-Cheng bakery, he loves it so much that he makes it his mission to get it... a lot more. How? Well... Rated T to be safe but it's probably K
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Inheritance by Eclectic80
Ryuu inherits something he doesn't want, and Shirayuki tries to help him adjust.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Ryuu, Shirayuki - Complete
Uplifting by Eclectic80
Shirayuki can't resist a challenge, even when she probably should.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1 - [Shirayuki, Obi] Ryuu - Complete
Notifications by David Carner reviews
I took Shop Around the Corner/She Loves Me/You've got mail, put them in a blender, added a touch influence from Permutations and Wonder Cover Life, and THEN I switched the genders on the two characters to create a Charah Christmas tale as only I can do. Sit back, and enjoy, Notifications.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Complete
Eros by the.goal.is.greatness reviews
And I swear I will not give into love. That kiss will be our last. (one-sided Shigure x Tohru - sort of) (drabble)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2020 - [Shigure S., Tohru H.] Kyo S. - Complete
You Showed Me Colors by halfachance reviews
Ellie notices something Chuck and Sarah never say, and, to maintain their cover, the two of them have to make some changes. The only problem? Saying "I love you" becomes a habit just a little too easily. Someone is bound to slip. Set late Season 2. One shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2020 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Proposal Plan by Dlitt76 reviews
What if Chuck had gotten the courage to use the proposal plan Sarah found in "vs Phase 3?" Before all of the Volkoff, Belgian, Frost stuff. Charah goodness. Hope you enjoy this OneShot My second fic.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2020 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It Bothers Me Too by Riceball in the Basket
Kyo's been going to the roof more and more lately, reflecting. Time's running out. Confinement is near. Some day soon, he won't see Tohru or anyone anymore. / TW: mention of suicide ideation. Rated T for that and Kyo's swearing. Part of Kyoru Week 2020 Day 6: Sunset.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
If It Were to Slow by Riceball in the Basket
A poetic drabble alternating between Tohru and Kyo's feelings for one another. Part of Kyoru Week Day 5: Precious
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2020 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Stormy Night Plum by RoseWolf050 reviews
Kyo wakes up from a nightmare, so he goes to the one place he'll feel safe for the night.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
Better Off by Riceball in the Basket
It's sunrise. Tohru and Kyo are pining for one another from their respective rooms. There's a lot of angst and desire rolled up in guilt and shame. / For Kyoru Week 2020 Day 3 (Tease) and Day 4 (Lover).
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Little Wonders by lucybeee
"It both exhilarated and frightened him to know that was omnipresent...Very quickly, she had become an integral part of his being." (Kyoru Week 2020 day 5: Precious)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2020
My Wildest Dreams by lucybeee reviews
He wasn't what she had pictured when she was younger, but... (Kyoru Week 2020 day 2: Dream)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Kyoko H., Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Made the Right Wish by lucybeee reviews
They couldn't wish for anything more. (Kyoru Week 2020 day 1 prompt: My Wish)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Tohru's Birthday Wish by Riceball in the Basket
It's Tohru's first birthday since Kyoko died. Arisa and Saki even get Kyo and Yuki in on the small celebration. Tohru's asked to make a wish, but her mind is–for some reason–spinning with thoughts of why Kyo looks so sad. Part of Kyrou Week 2020. Day 1 Prompt: My Wish (@kyoruweekofficial on Tumblr) (Rated T for Kyo's swearing. Be warned.)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Arisa U., Kyo S., Saki H., Tohru H. - Complete
9-24-2020 by David Carner reviews
HAPPY CHUCKIVERSARY! My normal angst filled fic for today. *rolls eyes* As usual rated D for Dieabetes.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2020
Shining One by Mystic-of-the-West
A sunflower's perspective as it is being planted by Bella and a wisened Alfie looking on.
This Beautiful Fantastic - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2020 - Bella Browne, Alfie Stephenson - Complete
First Kiss - Adrinette by sariahsue reviews
Marinette had had about enough of this. The awkwardness after their reveal. The handholding that went nowhere. The tender looks he sent her when he thought she wasn't looking. His silence. Well, today she was going to ask him for more.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Unexpected Reveal - Ladynoir by sariahsue reviews
Cat Noir panicked as he raced back, hoping he could find an empty classroom before his timer ran out and someone noticed he was missing. One of his paw prints disappeared as he dove through an open window, did a perfect roll, and came up nose to nose with Ladybug. Who gave the highest squeak he'd ever heard her make.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/18/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
and hear the harmony, only when it's harming me by miss-coverly reviews
Tohru tries to give Kyo his new script, and the tension between them comes to a head. AU of the end of chapter 87/season 2 episode 22.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2020 - [Tohru H., Kyo S.] - Complete
Soulmates - Adrinette by sariahsue reviews
Quiet enough to be overlooked, loud enough to be heard when Adrien wanted to listen, his soulmate's heartbeat echoed distantly in his ears, steady and reassuring, a promise that she was out there waiting for him, that they would meet someday.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Complete
Injured - Ladrien by sariahsue reviews
In Adrien's defense, there hadn't been enough time to transform. His Lady, the love of his life, was in danger. She was too important, too precious to him, so he dove in front of her, covering her body with his own.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
I Need to Transform, But You Won't Leave - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
"Marinette!" She would know that voice anywhere, even through a noisy crowd like this. Adrien Agreste. Her future husband. She turned around instinctively to look for him. She didn't find Adrien. Instead, Cat Noir weaved his way toward her, smiling broadly. Well, that was disappointing.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/11/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Holding Hands - Adrienette by sariahsue reviews
"I'm telling you," Alya whispered. "He's going to ask you out any day now. Or maybe just skip the first date and kiss you first chance he gets." "Alya!" Marinette hissed. "I'm trying to learn!" That was a terrible, terrible lie. She hadn't heard a word any of her teachers had said in days, not since she and Cat Noir had revealed their identities to each other.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/5/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Bittersweet Heart by DemonHeart42
Love is a fickle thing, especially when the one you love is a forbidden fruit you cannot have.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
Cause I've Been Thinking by coat wreck reviews
He'd almost choked on his tongue because the last person to tell him "I love you" was his mom, and that was when he was 18. A slice-of-life, served up hot. And with blueberries. (Beware, lots of laughing and fluff!) /longfic [2020 RE-UPLOAD W/ EDITS]
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2020 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Possessive Kitty - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
Cat Noir gets a little jealous. Marinette gets a little spray bottle.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/29/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Love Bites by GreenPaw reviews
Marinette has always fumbled over how she could express her love to Adrien. When she does it accidentally via Instagram post, she quickly discovers that Adrien doesn't feel the same way. Unbeknown to her, Adrien feels terrible about hurting his friend and offers her comfort in the guise of Chat Noir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Taxi by WvonB reviews
A rainy night. Two people meet after years apart. What happens when they do?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Complete
letters to a young poet by firewoodfigs reviews
Riza Hawkeye, a young, aspiring poet, exchanges letters with her fiancé, Roy Mustang during his time in the military academy. He attempts to write her poems and prose about life and love, and occasionally sends her presents to remind her of him. Like his boxers. [with original poetry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2020 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Maes H.
what we lose (what you leave behind) by justjoy reviews
Ed had been the one to inherit Hohenheim's looks, at least until his hair began fading to silver, but in the end it's Al who really takes after their father. [post-canon AU; angst.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2020 - Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
Just Another Day by priscilladm reviews
Riza told herself that her birthday would always be just another day. She had gone years without acknowledging it, especially after being hardened by the military-but the box on her desk reminded her that there was someone else still thinking of her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fire and Water by priscilladm reviews
The Mustang unit has been separated, and though he worries about all of his trusted subordinates, there's one he is most worried about: the one closest to him but somehow still so far away.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Science of Happiness by the.goal.is.greatness reviews
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. [Ed x Sciezka] [5x1]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2020 - [Edward E., Sciezska] Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
Here With(out) You by MuseLover1901
Quarantine AU: Now is not the time to be selfish—even though he misses spending time with her, they just have to push through. And if that means Zen has to cook meals by himself, without Shirayuki's incredible culinary talent for support, then he will gladly put his limited skill to use. (Cover Image Credit: Ffion Atkinson, Creative Commons Permission)
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
A Quick Library Visit by MuseLover1901 reviews
He really only needed a book, and it's not like he expected to get lost, only to have her to find him and insist on leading him through the stacks. A fluffy Zenyuki library moment. (Cover Image Credit: kiarras. Creative Commons Permission.)
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
A Snowy Surprise by MuseLover1901 reviews
Zen's exhausted. Thankfully, Shirayuki and Obi are here to make this snowy weather much more enjoyable. (Zenyuki is here, but mostly background. This is the OT3 fun we all deserve!) Cover Image Credit: Laura Deponte. Creative Commons Permission.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] Obi - Complete
Consensual Kidnapping - Ladrien by sariahsue reviews
Ladybug is going to get alone time with her boyfriend. One way or the other.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Reveal - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
Marinette ponders her choices as she cradles her sleeping partner's head in her lap.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The ties of the past by Lastwagontrainhopper reviews
After two years out of the military, Roy and Riza are still getting used to their life as civilians. The yearly Republic ball looked like a great occasion for them to come back to Central, catch up with some old friends, and have a good time - if only their past didn't have the nasty habit of coming back to greet them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2020 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Heymans B. - Complete
Lives Taken (Innocence Lost) by Ferith12 reviews
The first time Gilbert ever killed a man, it was murder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Prussia - Complete
may the lost be found by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Miles had prepared himself for leaving the Briggs Fortress, for what it'd mean to go with Scar back to his ancestral homeland. What he hadn't—couldn't—prepare himself for was what would happen if Alex Armstrong to came to personally pick them up from the fortress.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Alex A., Scar, Miles - Complete
A Miraculous Friendship by Supermyst reviews
Marinette and Nino get some unexpected advice from each other as their friendship grows. Written for "The Friendship Challenge" [No Pairings]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
The weight of the crown by Lastwagontrainhopper
For Roy and Riza, the story did not end with the Promised Day. It didn't even end when Roy became President. But as Ed discovers what life is like for the Führer and his bodyguard, he wonders how much longer they can go on like this before one of them breaks. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2020
And That's How They Met! by Supermyst reviews
A 16 year old Gabriel meets the rich girl, Emilie Graham de Vanily for the first time...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2020 - [Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Emilie A.] - Complete
Companions by Bobbi Rambles reviews
Cute pre-series one-shot. Aang and Appa's first meeting is adorable, but what follows is significantly less picture-perfect. How does a bison stop eating apples long enough to properly bond with his airbender?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2020 - Aang, Appa - Complete
Kiki's Day Off by Willowbright
It's Kiki's birthday so Zen insists that she takes the day off. Only, she's not entirely sure how to spend her free time. She meanders around the castle grounds whereupon she bumps into Shirayuki who invites her to shop at a local bazaar. Meanwhile Mitsuhide is left wondering what Kiki would like for her birthday, despite her never making a huge deal out of it.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,258 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2020 - [Kiki S., Mitsuhide L.] [Zen W., Shirayuki] - Complete
Hear It In The Silence by halfachance reviews
When Chuck and Sarah have a family dinner, Sarah's wedding worries make another appearance. But a sweet reminder of the couple's past, and how far they've come, remind them both that in the end, all that matters is their love. A one-shot set in season 4.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2020 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Reflection by Moonlight Blue Rose reviews
He looks in the mirror and breathes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Edward E. - Complete
On the Nature of Friends by Ferith12
After the second world war, Prussia writes letters to France that he does not send.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Complete
A Companion For Life by TheFlyingWriter-01 reviews
"Choose well," she says, and he watches the group of creatures as they approach.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Aang, Appa - Complete
Sarah Versus The Test by Steampunk.Chuckster reviews
Sarah rediscovers that Ellie is a lot more observant than anyone else in the family, which leads to an impromptu discussion between the two women in the Bartowski-Walker kitchen. Post series finale. Canon. Charah.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Chuck B., Ellie B., Sarah W. - Complete
Obliquity of the Ecliptic by MiracleCosmo reviews
For as long as she could remember, Lyra grew up with a hat twice as big as her head and promised tales of a grandiose Pokémon journey from her sister who was larger than life. Yet, in this familiar algorithm where she feels like the outlier, she can only wish these moments with everyone would last forever as the world inevitably tilts off-center. (Game!AU, Oneshot)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Kris, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Paris in the Rain by writeringoodfaith reviews
The steady pitter-patter of rain against stone pavement always brought good memories back to Marinette. Memories of an act of kindness. A clap of thunder. A change of heart. During a solo patrol, her memory of that moment in the rain suddenly turns tangible as she runs into real-life Adrien Agreste. But hey, she's always wanted her first kiss to happen in the rain. (Ladrien)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Daughter Like Mulan by writergirl3005 reviews
For most of her life, the phrase 'a daughter like Mulan' was an insult. And now things have changed, and Mulan is unsure of how to react to this.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2020 - Mulan, Mushu - Complete
Soft sorrow by Lastwagontrainhopper reviews
Even the goodest of boys must be laid to rest... Riza is in need of some comfort after the loss of her furry friend. Written (late) for Royai Week, prompt: picture of a couple sitting on a bench, watching the sunset.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2020 - Riza H., Roy M., Heymans B., Black Hayate - Complete
The tapestry of their skin by Lastwagontrainhopper reviews
One day, when all this mess is behind them, Roy and Riza will have to explain to a curious kid how they managed to get so many scars. - Written for Royai Week 2020, prompt: Old wounds
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2020 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
the ballad of two killers by eskalations reviews
Could a retired sniper even become a loving mother after all she had seen and done?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2020 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Words left unspoken (RoyaiWeek 2020 : Letter) by Lastwagontrainhopper
In the midst of the Ishvalan Campaign, Roy finally decides to send some letters back home. A sense of duty, or maybe guilt, drives him to send one to Miss Hawkeye. But what can he tell her? How can he justify what he has done with her trust? They were strangers, bound together by duty rather than by choice, and by the ghost of a man who had left an indelible mark on both of them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2020
Advice by SigmaTheta reviews
"If you won't let the doctors look more closely at it, would you at least ask someone for advice? We're friends with an automail expert, aren't we?" (Post-canon epistolary fic. Written for Unsent Letters 2020.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2020 - Winry R., Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
The Newlywed Game by David Carner reviews
Season 3 AU. Chuck didn't go to Prague but was instead trained by Casey and Sarah. With Chuck not flashing Beckman has found them a mission...contestants on The Newlywed Game
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2020 - Complete
Put a Ring on It by sariahsue reviews
Adrien returns a wedding ring to its rightful owner.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Protect by sariahsue reviews
"Did you kill Adrien or something?" Ladybug asked Cat Noir. "Why is his bodyguard chasing you?"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Complete
bouquet of balloons by milkisande reviews
Friendship entails many things. Including lending your newborn daughter to your best friend for flirting-with-the-hot-single-dad purposes, apparently. — adrinette, adulting au
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge
Love - Ladrien by sariahsue reviews
Also known as "How Ladrien Became Official."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Complete
Then Comes Marriage by sariahsue reviews
Adrien asks a very important question. No, not... not that one?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Sabine C., Tom D.] - Complete
Watching Out For You by ATPD reviews
ONE-SHOT: Riza comes across an injured Ed in the middle of a rainstorm and helps him out. A sweet parental Riza/Ed story in the spirit of American Mother's Day. No pairings and no violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2020 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Identity (I, Envy) by sherwoodfox
Envy had never had a face of their own before.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Envy, Lust - Complete
the religious and the damned by firewoodfigs reviews
Roy Mustang has never been a particularly religious man, but as he lays down beside Riza Hawkeye, he can't help but wonder if this is how religion is supposed to feel like.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2020 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
To Know by mildswearingat4am reviews
What would have happened if Cat had been a bit more observant in the Evillustrator and a lot more curious about a certain plucky classmate? Puns, banter, and bonding over unrequited love, of course—and maybe a new romance, too.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,213 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
She Did Not Expect This by kitten-noire reviews
Alya accidentally finds out Ladybug's identity and Marinette explains everything to her. One-shot. This is my first fanfic ever on any site.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
The Chase by ILikeShorts reviews
There's not much Korrina can't handle. Rock climbing? No sweat. Cliff jumping? No fear. Racing through Victory Road in an evening gown? No limit. But that feeling she gets when she's with Grant? No comment.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2020 - [Grant/Zakuro, Korrina/Koruni] - Complete
Studying with the TA by Dida Mac reviews
My Adrienette entry into the Love Square AU prompts challenge. My prompt was: -Adrien is a graduate student and the Intro to Physics TA, Marinette NEEDS HELP to pass this class or she won't graduate on time.-
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Chloé B./Antibug, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge
Artifice by Ferith12 reviews
You fell in love at first sight of her
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2020 - [Austria, Hungary] - Complete
Did - did she just break up with you? by writeringoodfaith reviews
"We need to talk." Those four words have never boded well for anyone. And coming from his girlfriend, her lips pulled tight together as she looked at him pointedly across the high-end restaurant table Nathalie had booked for him for their three-month anniversary, well, it certainly didn't look like it was going to bode well for him. (Post s3;one-shot;Adrigami;Adrienette)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Kagami T./Riposte - Complete
Nightmares - Ladynoir by sariahsue reviews
Ladybug was enjoying a peaceful solo patrol, until her panicked partner nearly tackled her.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Andre's Ice Cream - Ladrien by sariahsue reviews
Adrien doesn't feel like being a hero tonight, so as a civilian he prowls the streets of Paris. Will he get that date with Ladybug anyway?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2020 - Complete
Skewed Perspective by Prophe-Cass reviews
This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Chat Noir was supposed to be the one to learn her identity first! Not Adrien! Never Adrien. How was she going to tell her partner this? AKA: That one fic where Marinette needs someone to smack some sense into her. And it sure won't be Chat Noir because he's also confused.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/16/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Love at First Like by ILikeShorts reviews
Candice is all over Sinnohgram. Volkner only cares for battle videos. At least, that's what he says. Then he accidentally likes a photo of hers. Which wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't two years old. The next League meeting is going to be fun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2020 - [Candice/Suzuna, Volkner/Denzi] - Complete
Gabriel's Reaction - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
Marinette and Cat Noir caught kissing on camera! Now Gabriel has to break the news to poor Adrien that his girlfriend is interested in another guy.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2020 - Complete
Comfort - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
Cat Noir isn't going to let Marinette cry by herself.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2020 - Complete
Late Night with Adrien AU by Dida Mac reviews
- Ladybug is the secret joke-writer for the popular late-night comedy show host Adrien who can't come up with a real joke (aka not a pun) to save his life - Written for the Love-Square AU/Prompt challenge.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Identity Slip-Up - Adrinette by sariahsue reviews
Adrien… wasn't so sure about this whole "date with Marinette" idea.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Complete
Accidental Reveal - Marichat by sariahsue reviews
Marinette shows Cat Noir her Adrien schedule. Things don't go as planned.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Public Defender: A Marichat Drabble by sariahsue reviews
Kim has found the fastest way to make Marinette mad: insult Cat Noir. Adrien is puzzled.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/8/2020 - Complete
An Honest Morgan by LycoX reviews
In which Morgan isn't a moron and tells Alex the truth in 4x05.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2020 - [Morgan G., Alexandra M.] Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Interlude by Boogum reviews
It's a theft of breath—the way her eyes sparkle, the teasing gleam that embraces him in familiarity and dares him to respond in kind. He flails for air, for basic words. Much as he's used to her banter as Chat Noir, it's different when he's supposed to be just another civilian.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Role Swap by CitrusChickadee reviews
Ling asks Edward a rather strange question, and the answer is just as surprising. Manga/Brotherhood one shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Lost Things Always Turn Up by sariahsue reviews
Adrien loses the engagement ring before he has a chance to pop the question. To his horror, Marinette finds it. And teases him with it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The Phone Fiasco by minibird1 reviews
Adrien's phone makes an appearance in Marinette's hands yet again, but amidst her totally not snooping activity she finds something she really should unsee. A short reveal story.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Movie Night: A Headcanon by sariahsue reviews
If Ladybug and Cat Noir started watching movies, she might let slip some personal details.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
At the Heart of the Problem by sariahsue reviews
In which Marinette and Adrien start yelling at each other about whether Cat Noir or Ladybug is better.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/27/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Homebound by Tinbuzzard11 reviews
My contribution to Old Goat's call for stories to entertain our pandemic shut-ins during these difficult times. What might happen if the Hopps warren is cut off for a few days and has a fox in one of the guest rooms?
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Judy H., Nick W., Bonnie H. - Complete
Read my Reminders by Kredder
It's an early morning before his last shift at Devon, and Tabitha is feeding his Skittens before the eventful day ahead. — [OR!Tabitha — A VERY short oneshot]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Tabitha/Homura - Complete
To Hope by Steampunk.Chuckster reviews
Bryce led Chuck to believe he had to keep Sarah at arm's length after she couldn't take that shot because of her feelings for him, if only for her own safety. But what if Sarah got a chance to talk first as they sat on the edge of the fountain? An alternate take on the scene at the end of Chuck Versus the Break-Up. Canon AU. One-shot. Charah.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2020 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Toilet Paper Crisis by writeringoodfaith reviews
It may have been Adrien's first time getting groceries but don't judge, ok? He's been busy gaining financial independence from his father, moving out of home, and guiltily ignoring daily news updates from Nathalie. Only one task remains between him and true independence: locating toilet paper. Maybe the girl laughing at him in this empty aisle can help? [AU, covid-19 references]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Hawlucha Conspiracy Theorem by Nate-kun reviews
Another sleepless night in Santalune leads Calem and Serena into conducting an important biological debate. [Revised: 3/12/2020]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] Hawlucha/Luchabull - Complete
A Friend Like That by Cochrane reviews
Adrien and the boys are in a bit of trouble, but luckily they know someone who can help. Someone he considers a very good friend…
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Color of Life, Lesson of Love by Raven of the Noldor reviews
Roy Mustang doesn't look the same as the people around him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2020 - Riza H., Roy M., Madame Christmas - Complete
Breeze by CitrusChickadee reviews
Being limited on what he could do for most of his life gave Wally an appreciation for finally being able to go outside for extended periods of time. ORAS one shot, slight character study.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2020 - Gallade/Erlade, Wally/Mitsuru - Complete
M'Lady Noire by Miss Bugaboo reviews
"It had been so strange to see her wear his costume at first - and yet, it was a matter of seconds before his astonishment gave way to delight, as he eyed her discreetly, amazed with how much the so-called clown costume suited her... How much more endearing it made her look in his eyes." Or, Adrien spends his afternoon musing about his Lady. LadyNoir/MisterNoire. Post-Reflekdoll.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
But what about Multimouse? by Cochrane reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir discuss his favourite topic: Bringing back Multimouse.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Tattoo by Maman Abeille reviews
Marinette loves when he comes home with new tattoos, so he knows the perfect way to tell him he knows her secret. Reveal fic. Lukanette
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2020 - Published: 7/6/2019 - [Luka C., Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The Problem With Puns by anonymousfriend27 reviews
Chat Noir loves Marinette's hugs almost as much as he's realised he loves Marinette. When Chat Noir makes a pun without really thinking, it leads to a reveal he isn't quite ready for.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Flower Thief by writergirl3005 reviews
She caught him stealing flowers in her garden, and now she's following him to see the girl for whom he stole for. How was he to tell her that they were heading to a cemetery? Rewritten fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2020 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Walking Home With Friends by yellow 14 reviews
Juleka and Marinette talk as they walk home together. Written for Scts Friendship challenge.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Juleka C./Reflekta - Complete
A Haunting Spectre by Cochrane reviews
Alya was shocked and doubtful when Chloé offered to help with 'Project Adrinette'. But the rich girl promised she had a really good reason…
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug, Nino L./Bubbler, Sabrina R./Vanisher - Complete
As Light as it is Beautiful by PhoebeSnow
Eugene asks Rapunzel about her hair.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2020 - [Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
Memories by Prophe-Cass reviews
Long ago, Ladybug and Chat Noir fought Hawkmoth and won. Unfortunately, it was not without a price. Paris remembers its heroes fondly; and does not suppose they will ever return.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2020 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Adrien A./Cat Noir, OC - Complete
Rainfall by CitrusChickadee reviews
Al is finally able to feel the rain again after getting his body back. Post-manga/Brotherhood, one shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Under the Stars by CitrusChickadee reviews
Shauna takes a moment to watch the stars with her Delphox. Sometimes the simplest things make the best memories. Post-XY, one shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Shauna/Sana, Delphox/Mafoxy - Complete
Remembering Rain by Prophe-Cass reviews
After Desperada, Ladybug notices that Chat Noir is acting a bit odd. After investigation, she discovers something about him she was not expecting.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Mewsic of it All by DoeFox reviews
Update: Marinette's not a stalker. She's not. Seriously. / A collection of oneshots and drabbles inspired by certain songs. Not songfics. Various genres, rated for language and mild suggestiveness. Complete, but adding to it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Together Again by SwagaliciousWillowbrook reviews
They were reunited. But, she was still afraid. (My Secret Santa gift for LilacKamiya for the ML 2019 Secret Santa. Late, but promised.) Post-Chat Blanc, LadyNoir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2020 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Liebestraum by Lilly flower forever reviews
Ladybug had never meant to start spending every night sitting on the roof across from Adrien's house, listening to him practise the piano. It just sort of... happened.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Xerxes by ellaofoakhill reviews
100 years after the fall of Xerxes, Hohenheim returns to ease the grief of the souls inside him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2020 - Complete
Femininity by Ferith12 reviews
It surprises her, how comfortable it is to be a girl, a woman now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2020 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Line My Eyes and Call Me Pretty by LaraWinner reviews
Adrien just wants to go on a date with Marinette. Lila just wants to stir up some trouble. So what's this about Marinette making out with another girl?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/20/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Kanji(ru) by wyomingparmesan reviews
Kagami visits Adrien and offers to help him with his Japanese, but he ends up discovering something he never expected. Includes actual Japanese. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2020 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Kagami T./Riposte] - Complete
Far From Home by Sixty-four K reviews
It's two in the morning at the Devil's Nest, and Greed's just trying to polish the wine glasses. Of course, Envy chooses now, of all times, to be homesick. "Envy runs away with Greed" AU, sibling fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2020 - Envy, Greed - Complete
of emerald and gold by eponnia reviews
AU. "He might be with a diplomatic envoy at his father the king's order to court the Agrabahian sultan's daughter, but all he can think of is the maiden in the tower in his home country." In which Rapunzel's prince and Prince Anders are the same person. [Part II of the "golden sands and green fjords" series. 2014 Into The Woods/2019 Aladdin crossover. One-shot.]
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2020 - [Jasmine, Aladdin] Rajah, Prince Anders - Complete
Breaking Point by Rose Thorne reviews
'"For instance, being a superhero is not a viable career path," was what made her tune in, her attention fully pulled to Mme. Bustier, who seemed to be looking right at her.'
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Complete
Calling You by Prophe-Cass reviews
Injured and alone, Chat Noir calls Ladybug in a last attempt to tell her how much he loves her.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
a tapestry of many colors by eponnia reviews
Post-Canon. "It is illegal for children without royal blood to ascend the throne. They cannot be your heirs." The street urchins look up at Jasmine and Aladdin with wide, scared brown eyes. "But they can be our wards," the princess says. [Part I of the "golden sands and green fjords" series. 2019 filmverse Jaladdin one-shot.]
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2020 - [Aladdin, Jasmine] - Complete
Resemblance by Ferith12
A Germany and Prussia character study
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2020 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Makeover by OreokingMEGA reviews
Chloe is alone one weekend and is stressed and alone, a new automatic beauty salon was installed in the mall a week ago and she runs into Marinette there. How clumsy can Marinette be? Credit to JBlaser for the story Idea: /u/12630898/JBlaser
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Smile by Ferith12 reviews
America has picked up a few quirks that remind Germany of someone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2020 - Germany, America - Complete
One Step Closer by GreenPaw reviews
Many believe Ladybug is blind when it comes to Chat Noir and how wonderful he'd be as a potential boyfriend. One such person in particular is Rena Rouge, who takes the opportunity to encourage the heroine to take a deeper look at the man who could be so much more than just her crimefighting partner. (One shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Venom: A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction by sydneyjohnson268 reviews
Three years ago, Ladybug and Chat Noir defeated Hawk Moth-or so they thought. After getting her heart broken by Adrien, Marinette leaves Paris to go to college in England. However, when she returns, she and Chat Noir find out that Hawk Moth has come back and his akumas are more venomous than ever. But now love and identities are at stake.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Complete
That's Not Love, That's Hate by SpanishCoatofArms reviews
His brother's love, or more precisely, the Conquistador's love, is not always a beautiful thing. It can be an ugly thing, absolute in its iron will and desire to warp everything that was unfortunate enough to be touched by it. To the point where Portugal thinks he couldn't even recognize it anymore. But all he could do was to try, try again and try harder, to appeal to his reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Spain, Portugal - Complete
Because of You by writergirl3005 reviews
The longest shadows in her life were caused by her father. Based on Kelly Clarkson's 'Because of You'. Part of my Soundtrack of Life Series. Rewritten fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Riza H. - Complete
Papa Bear by quicksilversquared reviews
If there's one thing that Tom Dupain will not stand, it's threats against his daughter. So when Mr. Agreste demands that Marinette and Adrien break up or else, Tom isn't about to let that stand. So he makes a call that ends up setting off a chain of events that no one could have expected./ A Chat Blanc rewrite.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/4/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
Shopping And Ice Cream by LilacKamiya reviews
Adrien and Chloe friendship fic: Adrien seeing that Chloe needs someone to talk to offers to take her to the mall to keep her company.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2020
Birthday Gifts by CitrusChickadee reviews
Isabelle won't leave the Town Hall even for her birthday, but the mayor makes sure her secretary knows she's appreciated anyway. One shot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Isabelle - Complete
Miraculous Secret Santa by lilLovelyanime reviews
When Marinette's class decides to have a gift exchange, things take a turn for the worst when a certain green eye brunette gets up to her usual tricks. For Xycopathic, the Christmas 2019 Secret Santa.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Lila R./Volpina
Recipe for Disaster by ominousunflower reviews
Alya bets Adrien that he can't cook, and Marinette gets roped in as his cooking partner. Meanwhile, out of the blue, Chat Noir begs Marinette for cooking lessons...but of course, those two things are entirely unrelated.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,228 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Best Friends Forever by Xycopathic reviews
Secret Santa 2019 gift for sctwilightvampwolfgal! Chloe and Adrien have a serious talk about their friendship.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
I Choose You by MiaGhost reviews
Accidental!Reveal. Pick a song that means something homework. Adrien outs himself to Marinette by picking a song LadyBug and Cat listen to on patrol. Marinette feels the world crashing down as she looks at her own paper, a song that always makes her think of her Chaton, after listening to it with him in her room so many times.(Adrienette fluff.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 12/2/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
When I was Flipping Voltorb by Immortal Will reviews
A quick look into the madness that consumes your mind when you get really, really into the game of Voltorb Flip.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2019 - Voltorb/Biriridama - Complete
Croissants by cidlo reviews
Marinette notices Adrien looking thin (Gabriel has him on a strict diet for an important show/photoshoot) and leaves croissants in his locker every morning. Made for the 2019 Miraculous Ladybug Holidays Fanfiction Exchange.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/26/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Half Of My Heart by Just-Absolutely-Super reviews
Chat Noir visiting Marinette leads to Marinette making the decision to visit Adrien as Ladybug. Things would be okay if it weren't for the realization that she might be falling in love with her superhero partner...while still loving her classmate. Marinette becomes conflicted. After all, you can't love someone when half of your heart belongs to somebody else, right?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Just This Once by user needs a username reviews
A drabble about sick Edward. No pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Mirrorworld by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Ed managed to prove that he was truly from a different world, and Alfons finds himself captive in Ed's dream of opening the Gate. HeiEd, premovie, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 305,134 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
I'll Be Your (Wing)Man by Boogum reviews
When Chat Noir finds Marinette sighing over her failed love life, he decides to help her get the boy of her dreams. Nothing can go wrong here. Absolutely nothing.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Break Your Heart to Save Your Soul by Just-Absolutely-Super reviews
She can't love him.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Arrow by naggeluide reviews
The obligatory fic where Toph finds out about … Aang's tattoos? And everyone else's as well.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/13/2019 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Toph - Complete
Two Hundred and Fifty-Four by Taliax reviews
Marinette had replayed the video enough times. She'd know Adrien's voice saying those three words anywhere. (Set the same day as the episode Felix.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/12/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Attraction by Skyler's Book reviews
In which Edward reflects on the idea of attraction and what it has to do with Winry. Oneshot. Demi Ed. EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2019 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Warm Coats and Lingering Smiles by Mirai Akina reviews
Calem doesn't understand why Serena always wants to meet him in very cold places. Or why she's always not dressed for the weather. Every time he sees her, she's in short sleeves, a short skirt, short everything. What in the world is she thinking? Serena wants Calem's jacket, and her antics awaken a part of him that changes how he views her. Long, fluffy Kalosshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2019 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Couch Dates by CitrusChickadee reviews
Even emperors need their rest sometimes. Post-series LingFan fluff, one shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2019 - [Ling Y., Lan Fan] - Complete
all the words i'll never say by DrakoSquirtle reviews
- he's just an ordinary boy, in her extraordinary world. - serena (heroine)/npc
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Serena - Complete
Options Include Like, Comment, Share, Bookmark and Agonize by dfcfanfics reviews
What's a young man to do when he admires his friends' romantic relationship but the one of his own that he craves seems hopeless? If he's Adrien Agreste, he's the kind of guy who posts about it online. Marinette reads his thoughts on Alya and Nino, and her mind is spinning... One-shot, Drabblish, based on Adrien's 12/7 Instagram post.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Worrying is Off-Limits by aheartmadefullmetal16 reviews
It's a lazy day and God knows Roy and Riza deserve some quiet time together. Oneshot. Takes place sometime after "at last". Trigger warning for a brief mention of past self-harm.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Roy M. - Complete
Training (in Friendship) by Taliax reviews
Zuko knows all too well what he's put Aang through. How can Aang still want to be friends? (Zuko & Aang friendship, set the day after The Firebending Masters episode)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Co-Guardian by Just-Absolutely-Super reviews
The stress of being the guardian is weighing Ladybug down. Chat Noir has a solution to her problems. "No, Chat Noir! I will not make you my co-guardian!"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Eye-Catcher by hantzd1
While waiting for Twilight to arrive, Rarity abides her time by using a sleepy Rainbow Dash as her mannequin. A request to JBlaser. Thank you.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2019 - Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Everyone Knows Black Cats Are Bad Luck by Cochrane reviews
Adrien worries whether he is bad luck for Ladybug. Plagg explains the nature of camembert.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2019 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
A Lie for a Lie by Boogum reviews
"Because Chat Noir is dating Marinette." Or in which Lila lies, Adrien panics, and Marinette gets stuck being Chat Noir's fake girlfriend. [based on agrestenoir's fake dating idea.]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 6/22/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Second Chances by CaptainMalcolmReynolds reviews
Seeing the worst possible outcomes and being the only one to remember the horrors seen in abandoned timelines is really hitting Viperion hard. He's lost friends (and got them back), and has more secrets than he's comfortable with. Is being Viperion and fighting alongside Ladybug and Chat Noir really worth it?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Complete
Letting Go and Holding On ('The Puppeteer 2' divergence) by Miraculous-Content reviews
Marinette already had a hard life, but her life-consuming crush on Adrien just made everything worse. It was exhausting, embarrassing, and deep down, perhaps she knew that it didn't make her happy. It was almost inevitable for it to become too much for her, and after one particularly humiliating experience, it finally does. (contains panic attack)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/23/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
How to scare a Chat by Rondobella reviews
Adrien learns the hard way what happens when you scare Marinette...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/20/2019 - Complete
Lemonade & Vanilla by lyradaisical reviews
S1 canon-divergent. The kids are in their final year of collège so Marinette plans a celebratory picnic trip. Hiding away in the shade because he can't risk getting sunburned before a photoshoot, Adrien ponders over why she gets along with all of the other boys except for him.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/20/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Follow Me and Make Me Feel The Way Music Does by Lollipop1141 reviews
She was like a song in a loop - and he came back to her over and over again...Moving on wasn't easy. But if she found a person who made her feel the way music does, then the coming days didn't seem so bad. A Lukanette drabble.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
embrasse moi quand tu voudras by AsWeAreNow
Sometimes, a bullet and a kiss are exactly the same. France is ready for both. Rated T for ceiling bashing. Oneshot, probably.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2019 - France - Complete
We Will Not Be Silent by ktreereads reviews
Tom Dupain has had enough of Gabriel Agreste. The Dupain-Chengs make a plan. Good Parents do Good Parenting. Season 3 (Chat Blanc) Spoilers.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 11/11/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
Fans, Am I Right? by TheyAlwaysUseADagger reviews
Alya has added a page for fans to submit their own fan works to the Ladyblog. Marinette and Adrien are flabbergasted by some of the submissions. Lots of different ships referenced. Rated T just in case.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/13/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Untilled We Meet Again by Random Guise reviews
The setup to the 2016 movie "This Beautiful Fantastic". Alfie Stephenson has a spare house to rent next door, but good neighbors are hard to find; even harder when you can barely stand people at all. I don't own these characters, and I've killed more flowers than a herd of goats let loose in a garden.
This Beautiful Fantastic - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2019 - Complete
How To Deal With Press by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
(based off of the very brief flash forward in Chat Blanc) Its Marinette and Adrien's first time at a press-related event as a couple! And Marinette is a bit nervous... but luckily, Adrien has some tips and past experience with the press, and he's all too happy to share them with Marinette. (Adrienette fluff and goodness that I needed to write to recover from Chat Blanc)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gorilla/Gorizilla - Complete
Bugaboo by FoxFireAngels reviews
Chat Noir does not understand why Ladybug is okay with him calling her "My Lady" but insists on him not calling her "Bugaboo". One patrol night, she decides to explain it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Inktober 2019 by CaptainMalcolmReynolds reviews
A daily story for a 50 words or less story challenge! Short and sweet!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2019 - Published: 10/1/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Milady, You're Drunk by KikiPuppy reviews
Chat Noir was just having a normal, boring night when something unexpected happens: a very drunk Ladybug. Oneshot. Aged up (to legal drinking age). Rated T for mild language.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Wait by gentlewinnix
Despite the extra pair of dog tags she wore around her neck, she knew he was alive. Royai. Warnings: major character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2019 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Jean H. - Complete
Game Of Snake And Mouse by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Ladybug and Chat have both been assigned Miraculouses to hand out to temporary wielders - the Snake and the Mouse. When Luka is nowhere to be found, Ladybug gives the Snake to Adrien. Of course, his first choice for the Mouse is his Princess, Marinette. There's only one problem with that... and its a pretty big one. Obviously, hilarity ensues. (LadyNoir/Adrienette/Multipik fluff!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 9/29/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Putain Enfin by Just-Absolutely-Super reviews
Ladybug accidentally finds out who Chat Noir is and Adrien is, like, pretty sure she's gonna murder him right here in this dark alley if her angry face is anything to judge by... [A Ladynoir Identity Reveal CRACK Fic]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/7/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Should've Read the Fine Print by Xycopathic reviews
In which Gabriel mourns the loss of someone he loved - all because he didn't read the fine print.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Emilie A. - Complete
Freckles on a Ladybug by writeringoodfaith reviews
"10! She had 10 freckles across the bridge of her nose, outlining the underside of her mask. All different shapes and sizes, some so tiny he thought he'd miss them without his Chat Noir vision. But how many more freckles lay underneath the mask?" A one-shot in which Adrien forgets about a thing called personal space and accidentally touches all of Marinette's freckles. Oops.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/4/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Umbrellas by mythica magic reviews
Going home together is her favourite time of the day, so Tohru dutifully waits in the rain for Kyo after their exams, quietly standing under her pink umbrella. Kyoru oneshot. Light on plot, heavy on the fluff.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2019 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
No More Ladybug by CaptainMalcolmReynolds reviews
I need to see him. My earrings are gone, Tikki, too. There is only one way to get him to come to me, so that I can talk to him, so I can explain. I sit on my balcony with a fan blowing across a plate of croissants, and wait. An expansion of my 50 word story for Inktober's Writer's Edition
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Complete
Vanilla & Dough by IHKF reviews
Marinette begins avoiding Adrien after giving up on him, and he finds that he doesn't like it one bit.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/28/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Just a Tool by Estrelle Buscador reviews
"He did not belong in the sunshine. He had been foolish to think that he ever could." After Shirayuki was rescued from the Claw of the Sea, Obi is wracked with guilt. Character shot.
Snow White with the Red Hair/赤髪の白雪姫 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
Caught by Xycopathic reviews
I saw this sentence prompt, and boom a story idea was born. However, I didn't know what to do with it, so I'm extending an invitation to you all to use this story idea and... make a beautiful story! Send me the final result, and don't forget to read and review! (Yes, I put that here because the idea of a 100 word story made me cry with happiness. So I'm leaving it. So there.) -Liv
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Friend in Need by yellow 14 reviews
Walking into school, Marinette sees a friend of hers who needs a shoulder to cry on. Written for the Friendship Challenge on the Miraculous Ladybug Challenges forum by sctwilightvampwolfgal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Rose L./Princess Fragrance - Complete
His Heart Song by TheNovelArtist reviews
He fell in love with her heart song. So much he lived and breathed for it. He just wished she was his.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C. - Complete
No Strings by epcot97 reviews
When Adrien realizes he has unwittingly broken Marinette's heart with a chance comment, he enlists his alter ego to repair the damage inadvertently inflicted upon his friend. Chat Noir finds he has his paws full as the lines begin to blur between friendship and something more.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,932 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Forest by Yotsubadancesintherain5
This place could be considered a paradise.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Complete
Photoshoot Gone Wrong? Or Right? by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Right after defeating Reflekdoll, Adrien is scared to death. He can't find Marinette, and he was supposed to be finishing a photo shoot with her! Moreover, she's his friend! What he doesn't know is that she's actually sitting next to him on the park bench, in his Miraculous, and consoling him on his fears, while reassuring him on other things. (AdriNoire? AdriNoire. :))
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/2/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Juleka C./Reflekta - Complete
Nap Buddies by PerditaAlottachocolate reviews
Marinette was sinking into the alluring claws of addiction, and sinking fast. But can you really blame her? Who would have resisted an opportunity like that or refused a sweet kitty his cuddles? No one in their right mind and with their heart in the right place. And that would be her last line of defense. A Kitty Love Zine story.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/30/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Double Date by writeringoodfaith reviews
Plagg lazily flicked a piece of cheese up into the air and gulped it down in one bite, "I'm all for it, but I do have one question for you: How are you going to go on a date with Ladybug as Adrien when some other civilian is going to go on a date with Chat Noir?" Uh oh. The love square is on a double date!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/20/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
020 You Think I'm Really Into Fashion by JjdoggieS
Prompt: I Compliment Your Outfit Everytime I See You And You Think I'm Really Into Fashion But No I'm Just In Love With You (I Didn't Really Follow It, Just Used As Inspiration)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
City Lights and Wine by InkJackets reviews
It's summer and the evening air is perfect, and so Nino takes Adrien on a night out in Paris.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nino L./Bubbler
Trust is a Free Action by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
They say trust needs to be earned, but sometimes, it's a given. (Or, Cat Noir makes a choice.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
what expectations the shells hide (we wait for the flowers to bloom) by greysmalla reviews
In which Plagg is clueless, and almost becomes accessory to the homicide of Marinette Dupain-Cheng not once, not twice, but three times.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/13/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Under the Umbrella by quicksilversquared reviews
Marinette first fell for Adrien under an umbrella. And, well, that wasn't the only important moment in their relationship that happened with umbrellas. A series of snapshots involving Adrien, Marinette, and umbrellas as they go from classmates to friends...and then something more.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/11/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Shine a Light on Me by angelofthequeers reviews
A conversation between friends in the wake of the Oblivio LadyNoir kiss leads to Marinette finally exploding and saying some things that need to be said. But this leads to a chain reaction that ends in an identity reveal, Lila throwing a tantrum again, and one (1) cutely sappy couple because both Mari and Adrien are massive damn dorks.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,115 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/8/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
A Frozen Moment by Taurus Pixie reviews
When a group hang-out idea falls flat, Marinette and Luka are left alone together. As feelings bubble to the surface, they soon share a moment that they wish they could freeze in time forever. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2019 - [Luka C., Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A Thorny Situation by purplewhiteandgold reviews
13 roses- friends, or something more? In which Marinette is confused, Adrien is awkward, and Plagg was actually right for once.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Four Ways to Ship Two People by MeanlySweatz reviews
At Plagg's Suggestion, Adrien gives up on chasing Ladybug as Cat Noir to pursue her as Adrien Agreste. Things go well until he starts feeling jealous toward himself.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
I Did NOT Mean to Say That by Xycopathic reviews
In which Chat Noir visits Marinette to find out what's wrong, and they both get a very special surprise... Rated T just in case, birthday present to Ladyofthebirds.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2019 - Complete
My Roommate Makes Sure I Eat by roxan1930 reviews
In which Subaru realizes with some help how Haru just wants him to feed himself well
My Roommate is a Cat/同居人はひざ, 時々, 頭のうえ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Subaru M., Haru A. - Complete
let me hold your hands ('cause mine are too hold) by DrakoSquirtle reviews
he reminisces of a love he never had; wally/may {angst} -oneshot-
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2019 - May/Haruka, Brendan/Yūki, Wally/Mitsuru - Complete
Chat For a Day by clslovegood47 reviews
Adrien Agreste is done with being called "perfect". He decides to take matters into his own hands and let Chat Noir bleed into his civilian life.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,770 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 6/17/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Just One More Minute by dfcfanfics reviews
An Akuma fight, ranging all over Paris for hours, is finally over... and Ladybug and Chat are beyond exhausted. The Miraculous are beeping, and they know they have to get out of range of the crowd - and each other. But it'd be so nice to stop on this rooftop here for just... a tiny little moment... One-shot. Inspired by artwork by Ladybeug on Tumblr, so look her up, please!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Crash and Burn by quicksilversquared reviews
Everyone in Paris had always assumed that if Hawkmoth were to die, it would be mid-battle with the superheroes, or maybe in a jail cell years down the road, after being defeated. No one expected him to die suddenly in a car crash on a sunny afternoon. Least of all, his son.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
Opening Fan Mail by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
When Adrien reveals that he plans to finally clear out his "fan mail closet" over spring break, Marinette, being the kind soul she is (and seeing a possibility at some alone time with Adrien), offers to help. Well, it sets off a chain reaction that causes the whole class wanting to help! And Adrien receives one package that may accidentally reveal something he didn't count on...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/16/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nino L./Bubbler, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
The Way I Love(d) You by jg13145
Post-Puppeteer/Pre-season 3 finally. Marinette replays the moment constantly. how much has her heart changed since finding out it was a joke?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Chase the Wind by EatCrow reviews
Marinette is just as angry and she all but spits, "What did you expect to find when you followed me!" "Not fucking this, that's for sure," he says, as he gestures vaguely in front of him. Toward Marinette and the dragon. Toward the entire mess they have found themselves in. At this point he isn't picky. "I thought you were hiding like a secret boyfriend, not a secret dragon!"1/1
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
You're Amazing Marinette by EatCrow reviews
Silencer ends with a slightly different kind of confession.-(Completed one-shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/12/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
I Changed My Mind by Maman Abeille reviews
Luka and Juleka have a heart to heart about one of her closest friends. Sibling fic with Lukanette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Luka C., Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Juleka C./Reflekta
Experimental Kiss by Taurus Pixie reviews
Worrying about not being able to act natural around Adrien, Marinette finds some unlikely help in the form of Chat Noir. However, things soon take an unexpected and passionate turn as their role-play session soon goes a little bit too far. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Letters to Ladybug by TheNovelArtist reviews
It had been an accident, their correspondence. But now, three years later, it was the one thing they both looked forward to. They have a chance to meet at a masquerade ball, but fate seems to have other plans to keep them apart. Or does it?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Preludia by MuseLover1901 reviews
The noble guests were using the evening party to mingle and network with each other over drinks and dancing. It was one of the things Zen liked least about balls, and why he had been wandering the halls with his guards when he ran into Shirayuki and Raji. Now though, with Shirayuki by his side, he thought he might actually enjoy a little mingling and dancing...
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Catalyst by TheNovelArtist reviews
For every change, there must be a catalyst to spark it. For Gabriel, that was Nathalie. Or rather, the fear of the lack there of.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
You're the guy from the fragrance ad by purplewhiteandgold reviews
Marinette, Alya, and Nino love to mock the fragrance ad with the blond model. Alya loves to tease Marinette, claiming that she and the model would make a good couple. Little does she know that Marinette is already in a relationship with him (even if she doesn't know it).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/27/2019
A Mess of Coincidences and Non-Gay Explanations by RookieReporterZ reviews
"Well-" It was now or never. "Buginette?" "I know you're Gay!" … Because our oblivious Marinette always jumps to the wrong conclusion … Chat Noir always finds ways to complement Adrien around her. When Ladybug notices, there was only one coherent conclusion that undoubtedly be denied.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2019
Truely by writingissues reviews
No matter what it was and what Tohru did, she would always amaze him. kyoru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Bit of Style Advice by Chocoluck Chipz reviews
Chat Noir needs a little bit of style advice, and who's better to turn to than his loyal partner?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2019 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Complete
Meili by Yami Horus Drako Angelus reviews
Adrien visits Marinette while her chinese relatives are visiting and he keeps wondering... Who's Meili?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Melody in His Head by Maman Abeille reviews
Marinette talks through her thoughts on a certain musician she can't get out of her head with Tikki and Alya. (Luka/Mari)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
White Carnations by SplatterCracker reviews
"Chat, how do you flirt?" Marinette has had enough; she was finally going to confess to Adrien. The only question is, how? Well, when it comes to romance, who better to ask than Chat?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 8/14/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
guns and roses by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Winry's hands were meant for healing. She wondered if, once upon a time, Scar's were too.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2019 - Alphonse E., Scar, Winry R., Mei Chang - Complete
sugar glider by cruelzy reviews
Miles is angry.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Miles M. - Complete
Chuck and Sarah vs the Hello by LetsGoRed reviews
Only a few hours ago on the beach Sarah was asking Chuck to kiss her. He did and she felt everything ...and remembered nothing. With Sarah's emotions returned but not her memories, what's next for Chuck and Sarah as they try to overcome what Quinn did to her? This story follows after the events of WillieGarvin's short story "Sarah vs The Kiss." (Charah; canon faithful)
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2019 - Published: 4/13/2019 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Yuki Gives Birth by Crystalteen reviews
Years after Yuki tells Souhei her secret, the two of them end up welcoming two of their own children into the world. Now, Souhei has an important question to ask about their babies. (One-Shot/Headcanon).
Wolf Children/おおかみこどもの雨と雪 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Yuki, Souhei - Complete
Down Below by LadyoftheBirds reviews
(Poem) When the world begins to collapse onto our shoulders, we can't but help but wish for the light to return.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2019 - Complete
Trouble Maker With The Orange Eye's by LordLexie reviews
Roy Mustang's niece is not one of your good girls, she's been in trouble, caused trouble and is well trouble but she wants to change, truly she does, she doesn't know how and then she meets two interesting boys with dark secrets and nothing fascinates her more than a dark secret, of course, she's got enough of them for a lifetime but a few more won't hurt. *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 261,083 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Lucky by bluedragon03 reviews
Ladybugs transformation runs out during a fight and Vipereon and Chat Noir have to protect the girl they don't know is their partner.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/17/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Wince by bluedragon03 reviews
Ladybug is injured the first time she presents Luka with the Viper Miraculous and requires a bit of patching up before he can help her save the city.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
The Lucky Question by TheNovelArtist reviews
Adrien had been dating Ladybug, the love of his life, for years. And when she surprised him after a hard day's work, he didn't think it would be with a question that would change their lives.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/14/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Maybe Kawase Isn't So Bad by roxan1930 reviews
Haru never really liked Kawase. He was loud and obnoxious and always wanted to touch her. But then... Then he protected Subaru...
My Roommate is a Cat/同居人はひざ, 時々, 頭のうえ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Subaru M., Haru A., A. Kawase - Complete
Silence Please by RockSunner reviews
What if Silencer caught on to Ladybug's trick before he said the words she wanted him to say?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 4/28/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Juleka C./Reflekta] - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by sariahsue reviews
When Cat Noir brings Manon home after an attack, she instantly recognizes him. Courtesy of her babysitter's stalker wall. Who is the first person she tells? Why, Ladybug the babysitter! What is Marinette to do when she's told Cat Noir's secret identity? Hint: She freaks out. All over Adrien. Based on a drabble I posted on Tumblr. Many people asked it to be expanded, so here it is!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Complete
Just An Act by yellow 14 reviews
It was meant to be just an act. A kissing scene between her and Adrien. Somehow their instincts didn't get the memo...Written as a gift for sctwilightvampwolfgal
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Complete
Falling for the Dork by TheNovelArtist reviews
What's a girl supposed to do when she realizes that her total dork of a friend is actually a perfect 10?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/30/2019 - Published: 4/22/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
I Was Thinking Of You by LycoRogue reviews
Girls' Day derails when Marinette realizes the male lead of a romance movie reminds her of someone other than Adrien. **A Birthday Gift For Taurus Pixie** **No Silencer Spoilers**
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/29/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] - Complete
I'll sleep when I'm dead by PoisonSmoke reviews
They always scroll at him for falling asleep in class. They call him a slacker. All of them think he doesn't want to pay attention. Yukio always says he sleeps to much, that he should focus more on his work. But no one of them know what's like to be awake until the sun begins to rise. But he guessed he sleeps when he is dead.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Rin O. - Complete
Venn Diagram by Bridgetinerabbit reviews
Against her better judgement, Marinette worries she doesn't quite measure up to her super persona in Adrien's eyes. Adrien lays out in no uncertain terms why that's just not true. Post reveal, post relationship fluff.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
The Boy Who Broke Her Heart by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
After the events of Weredad, Tom apologises to Chat Noir about his behaviour and Adrien gets a wake up call about how his actions are perceived by outsiders.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/17/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Sabine C., Tom D.] - Complete
7 Clues by TeamSophie909 reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir made a deal. One clue every night patrol for a week about their identity. How will this go?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Church Bells by TheNovelArtist reviews
Nathalie has had enough of being a bystander, especially after discovering Adrien is Chat Noir, and decides to take matters into her own hands.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Awesome Duet by Bridgetinerabbit reviews
Marinette and Luka are getting married, and Marinette wants to share the news with someone who has always appreciated her, and who she knows Luka has always admired. Jagged Stone is thrilled, and is as supportive as ever.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/13/2019 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C.] Jagged Stone/Guitar Villain - Complete
In Your Arms by Akiko Natsuko reviews
Shirayuki's calm after the events with the Claw of the Sea cracks during the night, and seeking shelter from her nightmares in Zen's arms she comes to a realization about where she belongs.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2019 - [Zen W., Shirayuki] - Complete
Practise What You Preach by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
How the canteen scene could have gone in Chameleon if Marinette had called Alya out on her hypocrisy instead of focusing on Lila.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 301 - Published: 4/10/2019 - [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
The Rock N' Roll Truth by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
In which Jagged Stone bursts into Marinette's classroom to debunk Lila's lies and rescue Marinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 445 - Published: 4/9/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Lila R./Volpina, Jagged Stone/Guitar Villain - Complete
The Ad Campaign by sariahsue reviews
When Gabriel realizes that Ladybug has a thing for his son, he strategically sets up advertisements of Adrien shirtless all over the city, to distract her while she's fighting the next akuma. It's super effective! A two-shot. Rated PG for mild comedic ogling.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 3/29/2019 - Complete
Novel's Tumblr Drabbles by TheNovelArtist reviews
A collection of drabbles from my Tumblr that are all too short to be their own stories.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Complete
My Heart, Your Sleeve by TheNovelArtist reviews
After Oblivio, two detransformed superheroes have a heart-to-heart about no-longer-secret identities and where their hearts lie.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/25/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Bugs Can Fly, Cats cannot by joydragon reviews
A close scrape with death, public identity reveals, and hesitant doubts of feelings. Your typical MLB angsty fic with a happy ending.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
How do I Keep Myself from You? by TheNovelArtist reviews
AU. When Ladybug's timer runs out, she asks Chat to take her home before the storm rolls in. While he doesn't know her name or anything about the girl he sees under the mask, Chat cant help but want to weasel his way into her life any way he can.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Miraculously Fluffy by sariahsue reviews
This is my contribution to Miraculous Fluff Month. All adorableness, all the time. Featuring such things as Tom x Sabine, Dadrien, and Adrienette curled up in the sunshine, like cats.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Complete
Poisonous Desires by Whimstories reviews
Through unfortunate circumstances, Marinette is positioned as the personal taste tester of the prince, Adrien Agreste.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/8/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
On Birthday Gifts by Candaru reviews
Nathalie confronts her boss about the impersonal way he buys presents for his son. It seems there's more to his reasoning than she realizes. (Oneshot, rated T for safety. Implied one-sided Gabenath.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Sleepover Snafu by TheNovelArtist reviews
Never once did it cross his mind that giving a small gift to his friend as his superhero persona would be a Bad Idea .
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Alix K./Timebreaker - Complete
On the Other Note by TheNovelArtist reviews
Backwarder AU In which Marinette give Adrien the right note from her purse.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/25/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Miraculous prompts by 3laxx reviews
It's just a list of prompts around ML that I came up with and I wanna share what I wrote so far.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
A Coat that Binds by TheNovelArtist reviews
Pirates don't marry. Yet Chat Noir finds himself captivated by a woman in a red coat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/22/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Miraculous Mix-up by RedHeadWonder reviews
What if, in the episode Guitar Villan, Marinette had used the wrong signature when signing Adrien’s CD case?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug
mind the gap by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Honesty had always been Zen's methods more so than Izana's.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Izana W., Zen W. - Complete
Parents Day by sariahsue reviews
We talk about these reveals where one of them finds out, or they both find out at the same time, but what about a three-way reveal?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/16/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Secret Garden by geneee reviews
His eyes snap open when gentle fingers run through his hair. Red—redder than he's ever seen before in his life—hair nearly falls into his eyes as the girl on top of him presses lightly against his scalp. Ten-year-old Zen is probably the royal guard's worst nightmare, considering how many times he's escaped. One day, he meets a certain red-haired girl who changes his life forever.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2019 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Memoriae by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
History was just a little too close in this room, a little too real. It was too easy to look and wonder about the what-ifs. -Thalia, Luke, Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
The Secret Journal of Gabriel Agreste by Royal Rampion Engineer reviews
For Miraculous Fluff Month. Gabriel is worried about Adrien's strange behavior, and decides to vent about it in his secret journal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S.]
An Alliance by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Nathalie Sancoeur and Marinette Dupain-Cheng strike up an alliance in order to preserve the happiness and familar bond of the Agreste family. Marinette may be over in her head and Nathalie might just get compromised.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Don't You Think You Skipped a Step? by TheNovelArtist reviews
In which Alya want's answers, Marinette has no idea how to explain, and Adrien is not helping.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Speechless by P-Artsypants reviews
In a world where everyone has a soulmark, the first words their soulmate will say to them, Marinette is born without one. But Adrien Agreste has two. Curious, considering he's mute.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/26/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Chief of Staff by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ GerIta Oneshots ] Feliciano picked the coffee mug up and slammed it back down. "We have to go, Ludwig. I don't have time for any of your sleep nonsense or any of your trampling worries—I have to get to Bonnefoy's before the lines get too long, and you need to come with me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy]
Ridiculous by IamJaneen reviews
Inspired by a lelektoro post on tumblr. "I'm telling you Carapace," Rena Rouge was saying, "If Marinette doesn't tell Adrien that she likes him soon, I'm gonna do it MYSELF." Chat stumbled, falling into the chimney he was standing next to. "Marinette likes me, likes me?" he squeaked. Rena Rouge and Carapace turned towards Chat Noir, their mouths gaping.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Ten Years Time by TheNovelArtist reviews
An akuma sends Chat Ten years into the future, meaning that future Chat has to help Ladybug fight the akuma. Both supers learn that a lot can happen in ten years time
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Taking a Second Look by MsBlackOut reviews
After a false close call, Marinette claimed to love Chat Noir in a bid to divert his attention from her alter ego. With the confusion swept out of the way, she thought things had returned to normal. Yet Chat Noir doesn't seem himself and comes to Marinette with a question he needs answered. (Inspired by S3, may resemble a spoiler).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Incessant Chatter by MsBlackOut reviews
Stuck at a party that wasn't what she expected, Ladybug is keen to leave but her yattering partner is pumped on a sugar high, the guests are mainly kids and some unexpected goading has led to a challenge that has the potential to make Chat Noir very happy. At least a kiss might shut him up, right?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Complete
Antonio Pretends He Didn't Break a Rib by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
A Miraculous Santa's Story Sack by yellow 14 reviews
Three short stories written for the three people who entered the Miraculous Secret Santa on the Miraculous Ladybug Challenges forum.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
Follow My Lead by DancesWithSeatbelts reviews
Thrown together by chance? No, Obi had spent too long following, protecting and loving Shirayuki to allow mere chance screw with his future. A clan celebration was being held tonight - and he was invited. Obi knew this was the last step into full acceptance - and if Shirayuki accepted him, well, he'd spend the rest of his life keeping her happy.
Snow White with the Red Hair/赤髪の白雪姫 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2018 - [Obi, Shirayuki] - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by MsBlackOut reviews
A confession of love has been on the tip of Marinette's tongue for years but when Adrien tells his friends he's moving away she's forced to tell him. But Adrien misinterprets her meaning. A week later, Chat Noir reveals he's leaving too. But his confession is one Ladybug can't dismiss. (One shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
As Long As It Takes by sariahsue reviews
Cat Noir has been hit by an akuma. AGAIN. But this time he really doesn't mind, because this time, getting hit means you find out who your soulmate is.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Parisian Winter by BarefootDancer reviews
Ever since forever ago, it has been a cycle the two have repeated - fight, refuse to speak to each other, fight some more, apologize halfheartedly, stumble back together, and repeat. Mostly, they hate each other, but maybe winter in Paris will change that. (Also known as the time England showed up at France's doorstep and somehow never left.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [England/Britain, France]
Sketchy Situations by MsBlackOut reviews
Ladybug has become a muse to Nathaniel. Wanting inspiration for his latest collaboration with Marc, he sets out to study Ladybug during an akuma attack. What he didn't expect was to secretly discover the heroine's identity, or run into Adrien and blurt out what he witnessed to the model. (One shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
penmanship by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Roy did not get promoted for paperwork. -Roy, Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Soul Words by MysNis1206 reviews
Collection of oneshots about words appearing on your skin the moment you turn 15. The words the person who will complete you says to you once you are 15. So what words will appear on the characters of Miraculous and who says them?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017
Adrien's Type by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A small drabble exploring Adrien's type of woman that he can't help but fall for
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/25/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Nino L./Bubbler, Kagami T./Riposte - Complete
Where Lace Meets Skin by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
They were forbidden to be together, but that wasn't going to stop them. One-Shot. Secret Santa gift for twinklingfrost14! Merry Christmas to all!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Seducing the Enemy! by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Adrien notices that Marinette always vanishes during Akuma attacks but she always knows what happens, and she has a bag that is perfect for a Kwami…could Marinette be HAWK MOTH! Adrien is determined to save Marinette from her own evil-doing by SEDUCING her to the light side. Meanwhile Gabriel suffers a mental breakdown.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/23/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Wish Granted by MsBlackOut reviews
When Adrien accidentally reveals that he'd like a kiss from Ladybug for Christmas to Chloe, he never imagined that his unmasked partner was in the room and heard him. Nor does he know how desperate Marinette is to make sure Ladybug is on the scene as soon as possible to grant said wish. (One shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Sticky-Notes by Bookwormbybee reviews
Annabeth Jackson thought it would get easier. But the pain of losing her husband remains fresh in her mind. The sticky-notes and her stubborn daughter aren't making it any easier to move on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 12/5/2018 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Milady, it's Cold Outside by MsBlackOut reviews
Bad weather won't stop our superhero duo from their duty. But when stuck in the cold for a prolonged period of time, Ladybug finally caves and allows Chat Noir to share some body heat. Will this physical closeness forge the way to a more intimate partnership, or will they both end up with colds? (One Shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Hairy Situation by TheNovelArtist reviews
When a crazed fan decides Chat Noir's hair is the ultimate prize, Chat is left with a patch missing in the back of his head. While Ladybug has an idea of how to fix it, Chat isn't so keen on the idea. "Do you have a better idea, kitty?" He hated that the answer was no.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Juleka C./Reflekta - Complete
Makings of a Marriage by TheNovelArtist reviews
Marriage isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes, it's just two people making the most of it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Keep it in the Closet by MsBlackOut reviews
It was bound to happen eventually. In a dire need for sanctuary from prying eyes, Ladybug and Chat Noir take refuge in a school broom closet with only a minute left before they revert to their regular selves. Wedged firmly together, there's no escape from the inevitable reveal, but how will the pair react? (One Shot - minor S2 spoilers)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Girl Excluded by MsBlackOut reviews
Marinette finds herself on the outer with her classmates when Lila integrates herself into the fold, manipulating those around her to shun the dark-haired girl. Feeling utterly alone, Marinette's only reprieve is being Ladybug. Are her friendships with Tikki and Chat Noir enough? Or will the run in with the latest akuma open the eyes of her crush? (One Shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/29/2018 - Complete
A Little Bit Messy by coat wreck reviews
A collection of drabbles that may or may not have anything to do with each other. Primarily Wildehopps, but who knows where this could go?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Complete
Boys Like You by coat wreck reviews
He's the poster boy for the delinquents, and she's the valedictorian for her year. They end up in calculus together, and the rest is history. /high school AU
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
What a Mess We're In by P-Artsypants reviews
Ladybug has a lot on her mind, and when Chat Noir bugs her enough, she tells him she's going to confess to her Crush, Adrien Agreste. Chat's reaction is not what she's expecting.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/21/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Don't Apologise for Kissing Me by Lilly flower forever reviews
Ladybug paused at the top of the steps then glanced back and he dropped his hand from his mouth abruptly. She hadn't seen him blow a kiss to her, had she? Set after Riposte.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The Inappropriate Touching Talk by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
It has come to Gabriel Agreste's attention that Adrien has no concept of boundaries or what is considered appropriate or inappropriate touching when it comes to the new intern, Miss Dupain-Cheng. It's really something that Gabriel needs to address or...he could just fob it off to Human Resource! Genius!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 302 - Published: 11/20/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
I Didn't Know you had a Balcony by Lilly flower forever reviews
Ladybug could've sworn that Adrien hadn't had a balcony the last time she checked, but now he did. Now there was no reason why she couldn't visit him, especially since he was just standing out there like Juliet waiting for her Romeo.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Dear Sir by tunathetuba reviews
I can't take it anymore, Mr. Agreste. Take this poem and my resignation. Hopefully you'll learn something.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Nathalie S., Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Chuck vs The Bodyguard by SalishSea reviews
Dr. Chuck Bartowski is the lead scientist on a top secret government project. After an attempt on his life, and against his protests, his boss arranges a bodyguard for him. When Detective Sarah Walker is assigned to protect a civilian scientist her Secret Service past rises to haunt her. Neither can live with the arrangement, but they might not survive without it. (AU; CHARAH)
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/4/2018 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Soothsayer by FrivolousFlare reviews
'"I've made you better people! You have lost the ability to lie!" "Well, this is bad," said Chat Noir bluntly.' Another day, another akuma attack. Only this time, Ladybug and Chat Noir are forced into a situation where one wrong move could reveal their secret identities. But there are other truths under the surface, threatening to bubble over. One sided Ladynoir & Ladrien. Oneshot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Fever (A Moment Between Friends) by Pinkqueen21 reviews
So accustomed was she to relying on his strength and infallible smile that she often forgot he was human too. His hot and shivering body lying in the infirmary reminded her otherwise. Obi x Shirayuki
Snow White with the Red Hair/赤髪の白雪姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Shirayuki, Obi - Complete
Casual by FoxyFoxtail6 reviews
A collection of short fluffy one shots of our favorite Paris super-heroes both masked and in their everyday lives. Meant to be cute and casual.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The First Waltz by ERidg17 - nonactive reviews
Chapter 22 of Serpent's Shadow through Walt/Anubis POV. Requested by 'daddy'sgirl' and 'Ayana Beatrice Poblete'. Our music is the sirens below and the screeching of Freak, but I couldn't ask for anything better than this.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Anubis, Sadie K., Walt S.] - Complete
Of Assassins and Apples by Realm-Leaper reviews
One and two-shots featuring Obi and the gang, but mostly Obi and his angst.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 5/11/2018 - Obi, Ryuu, Shirayuki, Zen W.
Inktober Writing Prompt - Illness by MegaMon2580 reviews
Twenty-One of Thirty-One prompts. "You're late." "Sorry, Bugaboo." "Chat? Are you feeling okay?" "O-oh! Yeah, I'm purrfect." "Do you think you can do patrol?" "Ladybug, I'm fine. Cats honor."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A Fox and Cat Chat by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
A drabble where Rena Rouge and Chat Noir spend a little time after a fight to catch not only their breath, but their friendship. It doesn't matter that Chat didn't have to wait with her, he liked having friends. Especially awesome ones like the new super heroine Rena Rouge. One-shot
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
It Only Could Have Been You by quicksilversquared reviews
Adrien and Marinette might be dating, but it's not all smooth sailing- not to an outsider's eye, at least. Surely missed dates and mysterious delays would cause some problems in a relationship, right? Oddly enough, it's easier to lie to another superhero than it is to a normal civilian. But how long can that possibly last?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
April Weather by PerditaAlottachocolate reviews
April weather - rain and sunshine both together. Thanks to Adrien's overeager fans everyone in Paris now believes Marinette is his girlfriend. It seems like nothing can be done, so the teens decide to continue with the charade and start fake dating. They're just good friends having fun, right? What could possibly go wrong? A connected story for Adrinette April 2018.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,026 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 4/2/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Their Lucky Charm: A Kind Heart by TheNovelArtist reviews
War has broken out over the kingdom Marinette calls home. When she's attacked by a couple rouges, a knight saves her, only to be injured in the process. Her compassion drives her to take him home and care for him out of thankfulness. Little does she know who this man is and that her kindness spark a turning point in the war.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
sweet conversation by swishandflickwit reviews
"Kiss the Baker," he read upside down before he smirked, trepidation at his lack of experience clearly forgotten. "Well, you can't argue with hardcore apron logic like that." Marichat and late night baking.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Only A Kiss by Bookwormbybee reviews
A routine akuma attack brings rise to some not-so-routine feelings... [Adralya. wHAT have I done! so much rarepair! idk. Submitted for the Amino No Ship Hate Challenge. Enjoy]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge] Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
Bespelled by Glimare reviews
One Shot: When an akuma's spell takes away her fear of rejection, she attaches herself to Adrien and won't let go. So he takes her home and tries to deal with a pretty girl saying she loves him over and over again. What happens though when she learns Adrien is a big Ladybug fan and even has a crush on her? Lots of blushing and a model starts seeing a certain girl differently.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/10/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Fickle Things Called Emotions by TheNovelArtist reviews
Nathalie and Gabriel have a heart to heart. Set after the events of Style Queen but spoiler-free.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Headcan(n)on by quicksilversquared reviews
Sometimes akumas don't turn out as planned. Sometimes it's because the wrong person was possessed, sometimes it's because the akuma victim had strange goals, and sometimes, well... Sometimes it's because of a misspelling and one very, VERY disgruntled kwami.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nooroo - Complete
Secret Shipper by Taurus Pixie reviews
Marinette finds herself drawn into the terrifying shipping world of LadyNoir when she stumbles across a particular type of fictional story she really wasn't supposed to, written by none other than her best friend, Alya Césaire. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
anywhere you go (let me go too) by swishandflickwit reviews
"Wow," she murmurs, mouth hanging open in disbelief. It baffles him. "What?" "I just… didn't peg you for a classical musical instrument guy. Electric guitar maybe. Certainly not broadway." That cursed blush makes a reappearance and spreads to his cheeks. To cover it up, he replies, "Been thinking a lot about me, have you?" She rolls her eyes. "You wish, Kitty." MariChat piano.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
What's Mine Is Yours by sariahsue reviews
The reveal happened a while ago, but they're still not dating. What is it going to take to get these two together? Well... word choice.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Complete
Share Your Nightmares by Glimare reviews
One shot: Day after Sandboy, Adrien's feeling down in the dumps. Why did his nightmares have to be so real? Thank heavens he has Nino to help him through it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
hope within despair by Cescalia reviews
The former superhero Chat Noir has destroyed his rival Ladybug, the superheroine of Paris and he should feel accomplished. Instead, he starts remembering his humanity and realises what Ladybug truly meant to him. (megamind au)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Sarah vs the Kiss by WillieGarvin reviews
More than a drabble and less than a ficlet. I wrote this as therapy after watching the beach scene in the last episode. CHARAH. Lots of CHARAH. Happy to say that this story has been continued by my friend LetsGoRed in his submission Chuck and Sarah vs. the Hello. If you like this one (or even if you didn't) head over and read that one.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Complete
Kissing Conundrums by MsBlackOut reviews
Marinette's love life keeps hitting the same snag, every time she makes out with a guy she's dating, he quickly decides to end things. She's still pondering the possible catalyst of her kissing conundrum when she rocks up for patrol as Ladybug. Of course, a concerned Chat Noir is all too keen to help her out of her bind.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Complete
A Fair Trade by sariahsue reviews
Why wasn't Cat Noir leaving! His timer only had ten seconds left! "You need to-" But Marinette didn't get to finish her sentence. The akuma jerked back to life and flipped to the side, sending Cat Noir sailing through the hole and into the fog. Five seconds. He was going to die. HE WAS GOING TO DIE.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Bugs and Drugs by Mintacia reviews
After getting his wisdom teeth removed out, Adrien is prescribed some rather strong pain medicine. This makes it very difficult for him to help Ladybug defeat the most recent akumatized person. He tries though, and that's what matters. Right? / Ladynoir /
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/7/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Glass by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
She would never call herself a dancer, but to Chat, she was a miracle on the ice. One-Shot. Adrienette, Mari-Chat. One sided reveal. One Year Anniversary fic. Written as a thank you for those of you who support everyone on this site. This is a thank you for those of you who come out, read, and let yourselves dissolve into the world other people create. Have a wonderful year. -Katie
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Hey, Jealousy by callmeakumatized reviews
"I'm what guy?" Adrien questioned absently. "THE guy," Luka reiterated. "I asked Juleka if she thought Marinette would go on a date with me, and she said yeah, but that M was still hung up on some guy." He grinned. "You're that guy!" The chord Adrien was messing with turned to mush on the spot. "WHAT?" AKA: Dancing, Jealousy, and...did someone order "punch"? [season 2 spoilers!]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg, Luka C. - Complete
En Garde by TheNovelArtist reviews
Adrien and Marinette best friends, having spent years fencing together, and no matter how good they are, neither are allowed to enter the fencing tournament that may allow them to find better teachers. With the encouragement of their friends, they become Chat Noir and Ladybug, the tournament's best competetors... and biggest rivals.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Setting Up a Not-So-Blind Date by GreenPaw reviews
A conversation between Nino and Adrien exposes the latter's crush on Ladybug. When Alya and Marinette wade into the conversation things become interesting as Marinette offers to set up a date for the blonde with his cherished crush. What could possibly go wrong?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Akuma Cafe by TheNovelArtist reviews
He's worked at the Akuma cafe most of his life and seen his fair share of cute girls come and go. But there's something about this one that's different than the rest.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Happenstance by Kawaii Snowdrop reviews
She samples all the elaborate petit fours and talks medicine with stuffy palace patrons. Even at the side of the ballroom, watching the swirling mass of spinning vivid skirts is like seeing a precise and finely crafted kaleidoscope. Everything is perfect. Shirayuki is bored. (Dance AU)
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2018 - Shirayuki, Zen W. - Complete
Love Juseyo by Mintacia reviews
On an international field trip, Marinette accidentally discovers Chat Noir's identity. She struggles to keep her cool as she, Alya, Nino, and Adrien get into all sorts of shenanigans. From curiously shaped fish to cable cars, their trip is packed to the brim with new and interesting things. / Adrienette, One-Shot /
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/19/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Battle Between Bachelors by TheNovelArtist reviews
It's the first ball of her first season, and it's not at all what she had thought it would be. However, she couldn't say the night was a complete failure. Not with the two intriguing men she had the fortune to meet.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Luka C. - Complete
By any other name by unforgetabELLE reviews
I'm in love with Ladybug. Marinette replayed the words in her head as she ran out of the room. She replayed them, bounding over the rooftops of Paris, until hours later, she finally collapsed onto her balcony in exhaustion. It wasn't everyday your crush told you he was in love with you. Marinette just had the distinct pleasure of the admission also being a rejection.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Got Her Back by TheNovelArtist reviews
He's just her sidekick, but she knows he's always got her back.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Bro Hug by Circus4APsycho8
Yukio needs a hug from his big brother. Okumura bromance.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Vacancy by ikvros reviews
It's a little funny when rich people are uncomfortable — she can admit that. Even so, her friends have been largely welcoming of all aspects of what Obi has dubbed 'The Gang's Grand Adventure: Budget Road Trip Extraordinaire'.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] [Mitsuhide L., Kiki S.] - Complete
The Mermaid and her Pirate by TheNovelArtist reviews
It's her job to heal the akuma: innocent people that The Sorcerer places under a spell in a moment of weakness. But fins make it a bit difficult to do by herself. For that, she needs a pirate. More specifically, she needs HER pirate.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
On the Other Hand by Lawbreaker13 reviews
On Marinette's eighteenth birthday, she finds out the last names of two important people in her life, her soulmate and her mortal enemy. There's only one problem: it's the same name. Soulmate AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Camp Miraculous by TheNovelArtist reviews
In which Ladybug and Chat Noir are the two new counselors at Camp Miraculous. And they don't exactly start off on the right foot...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/9/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Fake it til you make it by TheNovelArtist reviews
His music was famous. Adrien Agreste, on the other hand, was not. So how did he get lucky enough to land a date with one of the most famous actresses in Paris?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
McCree Had a Nice Day Today by Pumpkin Patch of Candy Canes
Western Boi goes to a Karaoke Bar.
Overwatch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Angela Z./Mercy, G. Reyes/Reaper, J. McCree
Laundromats at Midnight by TheNovelArtist reviews
Day 5 Au August - Laundromat. "Is that blood?" AKA, the struggle of being a vigilante at a laundromat.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
and i'm afraid (i won't get out alive) by MelSkyfall reviews
Adrien's gaze trailed the other side of her face, where red smudges were present along with little lines scratched into delicate skin. "You're hurt too." - "At least I'm not on the brink of death, you stupid cat!"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
The night of your sixteenth birthday, it's said you dream of your soulmate. For Ladybug and Chat Noir, it gets a bit more complicated than that. Love Square fluff.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/1/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Of Soulmarks and Smudges by TheNovelArtist reviews
Day 1 AU August - Soulmate AU. With a single touch, their black soulmarks will light up with color with a single touch. Most people had those little marks on their hands. Why did theirs have to be so obnoxious?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fake Perfection by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
Adrien Agreste gives perfection. Chat Noir reveals expression. He didn't expect it to hurt, so, much. All he wants to do is cry it out- and even in his dreams, he tries… One-Shot
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Family Reunion by quicksilversquared reviews
Adrien gets invited to join Marinette and her family for a Cheng family reunion in Paris. Marinette's family is friendly and welcoming, of course- there's no surprise there- but for some reason, they seem convinced that he's dating his friend. Why? Adrien has no idea. Really.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
Lady In Red by MissLogophile reviews
Marinette wears something new, and Adrien wonders who she reminds him of. Oneshot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Where ChatNoir and Hawkmoth Speak by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
One-Shot: Where Chat and Hawkmoth have a somewhat awkward conversation that reflect their lives a little too well and carry a bit too much feelings...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Cuddle Buddies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
In which Marinette just wants something to cuddle and Chat Noir is willing to step up to the mark. Pure Marichat fluff.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/21/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
The Ai Chi Method by wordslinger reviews
The text thread was over a year old but Haru didn't have the heart to delete it. Her last message had been short and to the point. 'I'm tired.' HaruGou. Complete.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Gou M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Miraculous Ladybug Ficlets by kickassfu reviews
Marinette feels at home in the cemetery, bringing flowers to those with no visitors. She's surprised by Adrien's presence. She holds him in her arms until he calms down. / Ladybug and Chat Noir come to realize their feelings are mutual. Post-reveal. / Other ficlets will be added. / Cover made by the wonderful gairanelixir on tumblr!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,314 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Needed by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
Gabriel must comfort a little crying Adrien, and he does so with practiced ease- until his son continues to cry that he still needs his father in his life. But Gabriel is set on that fact that a teenage Adrien doesn't need him anymore. But at the end of it all, what neither knows is what they both need is each other. One-shot, Gabriel-centric
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
evolution by coat wreck reviews
She finds that she's not impressed with this boy and his strangely-shaped white cap and motormouth. Maybe she'll tolerate him, but friendship seems like a stretch. /oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2018 - May/Haruka, Brendan/Yūki - Complete
A Twist of Fate by quicksilversquared reviews
A day of hiking and a loose stone results in an injury on Marinette's part, and Adrien spends the rest of the day fussing over his injured friend. By some strange twist of fate, Ladybug has twisted her ankle as well. Two girls, two identical injuries, and one mother-henning Adrien Agreste.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Nino and the Miraculous by quicksilversquared reviews
What if Nino got a Miraculous other than the Turtle? What kind of things might he have gotten up to with the Fox, or the Peacock, or the Bee? Three drabbles ft. Nino and different Miraculous.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Nino L./Bubbler, Trixx - Complete
I Wonder Who You Are Beneath That Strong Disguise by The Lady Misfortune reviews
"Your hair is dark as night, your pretty bluebell eyes, I wonder who you are beneath that strong disguise. Every day we see each other and I hope that you'll be mine, together our love could be so true, please, will you be my Valentine?" This one shot is just another version of "Dark Cupid"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
petite monnaie by salty nap princess reviews
"Are you going for the reunion?" Adrien asks, twenty-five and counting, and Chloé asks back, "What reunion?" "The one for Collège Françoise Dupont." / A voice whispers into her dreams, and Chloé Bourgeois finds herself waking up covered in cold sweat and mascara tears – Chloé and Adrien-centric
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Sabrina R./Vanisher - Complete
Thirty Ways to Reveal Your Secret Identity by yellow 14 reviews
Thirty separate drabbles about Paris's heroes revealing who they are under the mask. Written for the Thirty days of reveals challenge by twinklingfrost14 on the Miraculous Challenges Forum.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Complete
The Marinette Project by dfcfanfics reviews
Chat Noir notices that Marinette is feeling lonely in the summer. He sets out to lift her spirits with visits, some little surprises, and helping her make her Mystery Guy jealous. Her friends will be... surprised. Her parents are mostly amused. Her alter ego is soul-searching. And her Mystery Guy is... unprepared. Part 14, our epilogue, is up! Thank you SO MUCH for reading.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,047 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
Pa(w)rapraxis by Lunar-L reviews
Parapraxis - noun: a slip of the tongue or pen thought to reveal unconscious wishes or attitudes. After discovering Marinette's crush via her room full of photos, Adrien finds he can't help but tease her a little during that photoshoot he promised to let her watch. How could this possibly go wrong?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
How to (Accidentally) Kidnap a Teenage Super Model by marauderluverz reviews
Alya sat up straighter and turned away from her computer. "Okay, spill now. You're acting weird." "I- I may have accidentally kidnapped Adrien Agreste." A story in which Marinette becomes a kidnapper.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/29/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Miraculous Musketeer by Goldenbrook15 reviews
Adrian is a model, not a movie actor, but apparently the movie directors think he is the perfect person to play the part of D'Artagnan. First, however, they have to corner the teen that somehow tumbled into their film, fought all of their other actors in the middle of a battle scene to a standstill with a fencing sword, and fled. It doesn't help that they don't even know his name.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Complete
Better than reality by Baguette Me Not reviews
Adrien Agreste's life was perfect. In fact he would describe it as too good to be true. Hmm… perhaps it was…?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 6/13/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Alone by tunathetuba reviews
Today is June 21. I wonder if she remembers what happened in 2013. I remember oh so clearly. It was the day she left. *entry for SlytherNoir's Flash Fiction Challenge*
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2018 - Chloé B./Antibug, A. Bourgeois, Luka C., Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
I've Got You by LNC2 reviews
Ladybug needs to know.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fire & Rain by destiny's sweet melody reviews
MariChat May 2018 collection. People were always saying that Chat Noir and Ladybug were complete opposites, perfectly complementary. But, when a series of unforeseen events leads to Marinette spending more time with her masked partner, she finds that they have more in common than she originally thought.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Chuck vs The Little Mermaid by David Carner reviews
The kiss on the beach didn't work, but Morgan has one more idea, and he gets Molly involved. Rated D for diabetes inducing fluff.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Complete
Dear Diary by callmeakumatized reviews
Marinette keeps a diary. Inside holds secrets...some are about her, some are about her crush, and some are about a certain NON-crush cat-boy who doubles as a super-duper super partner. Let's take a peek and read some drabble...shall we? (So sometimes I get ideas that don't warrant a story, but maybe could pass as a fun or punny anecdote. Those go here. :D Enjoy!)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Tikki
In Remembrance by unforgetabELLE reviews
Adrien went back to his task at hand with an amused smile on his face, the sounds of his family echoing down the hall. His pen floated across the paper, but his hand froze when it came to the date. Double checking as his heart started to feel heavier in his chest. It was the day after the fifteenth anniversary of his mother's disappearance.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Emilie A. - Complete
Musical by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
Life…is a musical. And our first musicals were as toddlers. Adrien let his guard down and Chloe figuratively cursed him with music from their childish games. Every word becomes lyrics, but how many parodies can he make to Nursery Rhymes before he loses? Or would he challenge Chloe to yield by annoying her with his amazingly (not) good parodies? Ever heard of 'Baby Shark? Oneshot
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Mixtape Madness by TheNovelArtist reviews
A handful of mainly romantic drabbles set to the rules of the Random Music Shuffle Challenge from the Miraculous Forum.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Complete
Mistakes and assumptions by Baguette Me Not reviews
"Wait, so you're telling me you're not a super villain?" "…Sorry to disappoint." Or alternatively, what happens when Marinette mistakes Adrien to be Hawkmoth and decides to act upon it at 4am in the morning. (One-shot).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki - Complete
Unmixed Messages by fluoroid reviews
A series of short, stand alone reveal fics. Mostly focused around our two main heroes, with the occasional visit from the supporting cast. Rife with fluff and feels. Content warning: some chapters may contain blood and injury.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 7/6/2017
Baton Battle by The-Fourth-Queen reviews
CatNoir spends much time spinning his staff in battles. How he achieved that skill? Through years of practice with a cheerleading kid Chloe. When Chloe boasts of her ability and takes out her subtle bad mood on Marinette, Adrien defends her honor. The two blondes engaged in a deadly twirling baton battle. What will be the outcome? Hinted Adrienette; Adrien and Chloe childhood
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Cuddle Buddy by Chocolate X My Mouth reviews
Adrien didn't expect this to happen at a sleepover with his friends. Neither did Alya. But it didn't matter much; it wasn't like they were complaining. (Alyadrien and hinted Ninette)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge] Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Princessstarryknight reviews
After years of being friends, Nagisa Hazuki starts to come to the realization that he may be falling in love with Gou Matsuoka. Does she feel the same? Can Nagisa even be mature enough to tell her how he feels? And will Nagisa ever stop annoying the crap out of Rei with all of these questions about love? And in the process, will two people close to them fall in love as well?
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Gou M., Nagisa H.] [Rin M., Rei R.]
Of Lies and Aftermaths by symboloflegacy reviews
Chat Noir wants to know if Ladybug would give up her miraculous, just like she would for Adrien. (Reveal AU. Post Volpina)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
A Little Sketchy by Overworkedunderwhelmed reviews
For years, Chat Noir had been drawn to her balcony. But all the while, he'd hadn't realized that she'd been just as drawn to him. At least not until he'd turned the page.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Reservations For Two, More May Be Coming by dfcfanfics reviews
Adrien finally summons up his courage and writes a letter, asking Ladybug out on a date... which, of course, sends her skyrocketing. Now all she has to figure out is how to say "yes"... and how they're actually going to DO the couple thing. A Ladrien flight-of-fancy in several parts. 5/13: Chapter 6, the conclusion, is up. Thank you all for reading.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
A Dork Named Adrien by Chimpukampu reviews
They loved the infamous Sunshine Boy, but there are some things about him that should remain in the dark. Here are the seven testimonies that will tell the tales of a dork named Adrien Agreste. For Adrien Appreciation Week.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 5/6/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Totally Unbelievable by MsBlackOut reviews
Secret identities are a challenge to conceal, but what happens when you witness something you didn't mean to? Like Marinette accidentally seeing Chat Noir reverting to his alter ego. Discovering that your partner is also your crush is trouble enough, but what happens when he starts to realise you know? (Season 2 spoilers)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Complete
Seeing Double by sariahsue reviews
Ladybug has discovered Cat Noir's secret identity, and he doesn't know that she knows. And she doesn't know that he knows hers. He doesn't know who Marinette has a crush on. She doesn't know why Adrien is suddenly flirting with her.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
You Can't Put Superhero on a Resume by LNC2 reviews
Ladybug gets some disappointing news.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Locked and Loaded by dfcfanfics reviews
In Paris, couples traditionally lock inscribed padlocks onto bridges to symbolize their loving bond. Marinette hopes that leading SOMEONE by them will put him in the right mood. But when Hawkmoth corrupts a jilted woman, the love locks become her weapons and Our Heroes must conquer an army of enslaved romantics. Standard episode, a lighter touch. Slight clarity/feedback update 5/2.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Like a Sister by Shorewall reviews
Chloe is like a sister to Adrien. But does she know that?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Relapse by Maetch reviews
Just because the butterfly is gone doesn't mean one is off the hook with Hawk Moth. Emotions are a powerful force, after all. (AU Season 2)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Forget-Me-Not by dfcfanfics reviews
Hawkmoth's latest sinister villain, Brainfreeze, blasts Ladybug and Chat Noir's heroic identities right out of their minds. Can Marinette and Adrien figure out their strange costumes and abilities together and save the day? What if their lost memories never come back - and what happens if they do? More of a regular episode than a slice-of-life this time. Adrienette, LadyNoir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Master Fu - Complete
Piano Lessons by DoeFox reviews
Adrien's more than hesitant to pick up the piano, good thing he has Maman there to help out. Page 63 Challenge.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Emilie A. - Complete
The big reveal by Baguette Me Not reviews
Ladybug decides that it's about time she and Chat revealed their identities to each other. She isn't what he expected. Not. At. ALL. (One-Shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Summer Break by dfcfanfics reviews
Summer in Paris. A minor accident leads to unexpected bonding time for two young heroes, identity complications, cuteness and soul-searching. Mostly MariChat and Adrienette, but the whole Love Square gets to play in various ways. Nothing offensive but rating it T for general teenage romance themes and heartache. (Only change is adding scene break lines to avoid wall-o-text.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
The Moment by Glimare reviews
One Shot: Chat Noir thinks of the moment he fell in love with Ladybug, and it wasn't because she was perfect.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
If I Could Tell Her by MelodyGrace1809 reviews
New Chapter, Only Us! Adrien fakes his suicide to be Chat Noir full time, not being able to handle "Adrien" anymore. Marinette immediately can't live with the news. Chat goes to see her, when she's on the verge. Based off the songs "if I could tell her" and "only us" from Dear Evan Hansen.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 2/20/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Girls Talk Boys by LNC2 reviews
Nino does his homework. The others… do not.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/18/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Maetch reviews
Through good days and bad, through triumph and defeat, as students and as Akuma, Juleka and Rose will always stick together. (AU Drabble collection, multiple prompts)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Juleka C./Reflekta, Rose L./Princess Fragrance - Complete
only you by LNC2 reviews
Marinette makes a confession. Adrien is horrified.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Bunkmates by yellow 14 reviews
Juleka stumbles into her brother's cabin to discover something she didn't expect. A short drabble for a pairing that caught me by surprise.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Juleka C./Reflekta - Complete
Roses, Violets by fiesa reviews
Mitsuhide is being pursued. Kiki is amused. Zen, not so much. OneShot- The Second Prince and his aides, the summer before. Complete in five parts.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Kiki S., Mitsuhide L., Zen W. - Complete
Under Love's Enchantment by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When another love-themed Akuma strikes, Chat Noir rescues Marinette in the nick of time...only to be hit by a love spell that makes him obsessed with Marinette. Can Marinette purify the Akuma with Chat Noir AND Adrien shadowing her every move?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Tikki - Complete
Matched by OceanPenguin reviews
Marinette Dupain-Cheng is your last match, Adrien Agreste, they said. No more second chances. COMPLETE.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,163 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Hawk Moth - Complete
A Quiet Moment by Virtual Rose reviews
Drabble: Just a quiet moment between husband and wife. (Zen and Shirayuki)
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Complete
Music in the Dark by StoryWeaver5757 reviews
Although Luka couldn't see, he could sense Marinette's beauty. (Blind!Luka AU)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Luka C. - Complete
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls by baneismydragon reviews
When Chat Noir and Queen Bee get into an argument over who is the hotter superhero, things quickly spiral out of control. Marinette and Nathaniel find themselves drafted into the contest, drawing the strangest commission of their lives and learning a lot more than they ever expected. (Contains some spoilers from Season 2)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
Akuma Fashion by PerditaAlottachocolate reviews
Gabriel catches Adrien in an extremely peculiar outfit. Hawkmoth decides to investigate. April Fools crackfic. You're welcome.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
April Fool by TheNovelArtist reviews
Alya tries to rope Marinette into an April fool's prank, only to get April fooled herself.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
The Look-alike Contest by sariahsue reviews
Adrien enters the Cat Noir look-alike contest. Marinette catches him. He's going to blow his secret identity, isn't he?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/31/2018
Fruits Basket - The Journey to Home - A Dream between Tohru and Cat by hannahkyo
After the curse of Sohma family has been removed by Akito, there is no description of where these Spirits of the Zodiac will go. I'm interested in building a connection between Tohru and the Cat, in the form of a dream, in order to show a reasonable ending of these spirits.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/24/2018
Scandalous by MsBlackOut reviews
A party, too much alcohol and an overly eager fangirl are pieces of a puzzle Adrien is having trouble putting together. To his detriment, said fangirl has no problems in broadcasting to the world what when down. Wanting to escape it all, Chat Noir longs to be alone with his shame. But nothing is ever simple, especially when his lady finds him.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Adrien's Friend by PerditaAlottachocolate reviews
When the pictures of Adrien and his "girlfriend" start spreading in social media, Gabriel decides to ask his son about the girl. He might learn more than he expected... Post Gorizilla, mild spoiler if you squint. Inspired by a comic by Nattikay (tumblr).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Besties and Breakups by tbehartoo reviews
Rose has suffered another heartbreak. When the going gets tough, the tough call Juleka!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Juleka C./Reflekta, Rose L./Princess Fragrance - Complete
A PruUking Mistake by Soapytoast reviews
What if you are already in love when you meet you're supposed destined one? Arthur would never leave Alfred anyway. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - England/Britain, America, Prussia - Complete
The Turning of a Page by RockSunner reviews
What if Adrien had noticed the Peacock Miraculous in his father's safe? Spoilers for the second season of Miraculous Ladybug.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
First Kiss Challenge by MsBlackOut reviews
While being interviewed on TV for his 16th birthday, Adrien reveals he's never been kissed. This creates a pandemonium amongst his female fans, with Marinette and Chloe equally determined to rectify his conundrum. (One shot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Complete
Dodge Ball by waveringPhantom reviews
Marinette nails Adrien in the face with a dodge ball. Short drabble.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Complete
A Tired Talk Back Marinette by TaimmyJ reviews
In which Marinette tells Chloe to "Step off bitch" and Adrien finds it kinda hot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Crash Landing by TheNovelArtist reviews
It's called a crash landing for a reason. In Adrien's experience, the crash landing of a heart changes you forever. But, that's not always a bad thing.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/9/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
THE ULTIMATE SHIP- One shot by ShandyCandy278 reviews
Hawkmoth nearly groaned in displeasure. "Last time I akumatized a fangirl, it didn't end up well. I'll give it a try." Ladrien! Rated T cause I'm paranoid. College AU/Grown Up AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Hawk Moth - Complete
Staying Hidden- One shot by ShandyCandy278 reviews
Her biggest secret. Revealed because of that video. What will happen now? MariChat/LadyNoir. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Miraculous Ladybug Starring Alix Kubdel by suicunespurr reviews
"You have just used Pink hair dye without reading the fine print, "May cause Main Character Syndrome." Your day is becoming... interesting." Prompt From Reddit
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid, Alix K./Timebreaker, Mylène H./Horrificator - Complete
To Be Smooth- One Shot by ShandyCandy278 reviews
He was an idiot! Adrien groaned, throwing his face into the pillows on his bed. After a moment, he got up. "I know how to make it up to her." A grin grew on his face. "This will be purrfect." Adrinette (obviously XD) Poor Cinnamon Roll... also a reveal.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/27/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Flowers for You by Lilly flower forever reviews
'He drew his arm out from behind his back and presented her with a lovely bouquet. "Flowers for you, Bugaboo." He beamed.' Chat Noir gives Ladybug some flowers during patrol one day. Literally just fluff.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Adrien's Sleep Schedule by socialgirl378 reviews
Marinette Dupain-Cheng is glad to see her boyfriend/partner Adrien Agreste back from a week long trip to America. The only problem however...is his persistent jet lag. Meaning he sleeps all day and is fully awake at night. The seasoned heroine decides to take matters into her own hands.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Of Hidden Doors and Secret Elevators by quicksilversquared reviews
It's an oft-asked question: if Adrien is a model, then where's his closet? He should have tons of clothes. Simple- the closet is behind a hidden door in the wall. Here's the story of how the closet got hidden and how Mr. Agreste got the secret elevator in his study.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/23/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S., Emilie A. - Complete
Telling Alya by leafgreenflower reviews
You thought the reveal would be terrifying for our two heroes? There's something much, much worse... how are they going to tell Alya they're dating? One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/23/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
La Musique by Chimpukampu reviews
Marinette was scouted to cover Jagged Stone's music video, but what would happen if she'll play there as 'Ladybug? And for some twist of fate, Adrien was scouted as 'Chat Noir?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Entwined by AubreyAnne reviews
Adrien wakes up in the middle of the night pinned to a couch by the weight of an unlikely girl.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Birthday Gifts by TheNovelArtist reviews
What do you get the most wonderful, kind-hearted, selfless girl for her birthday? Because Adrien was at a loss.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Killed It by TheNovelArtist reviews
It comes as no surprise to Plagg that Adrien's kids are troublemakers. So he takes it upon himself to teach them to be more careful. And he does a good job, too. Until his teaching backfires.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Plagg - Complete
Adrien should have known by AubreyAnne reviews
In hindsight it was obvious.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
The Jacket by runyoubadwolf reviews
Marinette is struggling with making pieces for an upcoming Gabriel contest. Enter Chat Noir, who offers to help the distressed designer. She feels like she has to repay him in some way, and sewing does happen to be her specialty. (For raven-ink on Tumblr)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Giving All My Days to You by redroseinsanity reviews
When Alya announces a limited edition Ladybug and Chat Noir calendar, Marinette is determined to get one for herself and one for her kitty. She doesn't exactly get what she wants but what we do get is LadyNoir fluff galore! Oneshot!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Collar by leafgreenflower reviews
Valentine's Day one-shot. Adrien isn't dressed as neatly as he should be for school.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
M'Lady's Person by unforgetabELLE reviews
A new pair caught his attention from across the street. His emerald eyes sparkled at the familiar set, a different, but no less genuine, love radiating from them as the light of their smiles took over for the fading afternoon sun. He shook his head in amazement. Do you ever just look at two people and smile because they're clearly meant to be?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Chasse au Trésor by Yilena reviews
Between telling Chat Noir horror stories of a dating app he'd suggested they could both use, Marinette finds herself befriending someone with only a blurry picture to offer alongside his name: Adrien. AU.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Fashion Disaster by quicksilversquared reviews
Hawkmoth's akuma designs aren't always what one would call fashionable. In fact, quite a few of them verge on being complete eyesores. It was only a matter of time before someone brought it up- and when they did, Hawkmoth was Not Happy. So naturally, they just brought it up again, and again, and again.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
A Loaf of Bread by TheNovelArtist reviews
When Chat Noir shows up hungry to patrol, Ladybug is not having it. And when he comments it's not the first time, she's determined to ensure it never happens again.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Recipe for MariChat by MsBlackOut reviews
Longing for a tasty serving of MariChat, with a side of LadyNoir and Adrinette? Then look no further (sorry we're out of Ladrien). Cat Noir confesses his love for Ladybug and is shattered when rejected. Marinette picks up the pieces and a friendship develops. Things become complicated when he encourages her to pursue Adrien.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,264 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
The Cat and His Daffodils by WiresAndVines reviews
As far as Adrien could tell, he had three options: He could find a way to win over his Ladybug, somehow convince her to return his feelings, and soon. He could seek medical help, as all the articles implored him to do, and have the blooming love in his lungs removed, losing it forever. Or. He would die. (Hanahaki AU)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Complete
Fan-Induced Jealousy- One Shot by ShandyCandy278 reviews
Marinette was completely fine with Chat Noir being swarmed by fangirls. It was good payback. That is, until one of them decides to try to kiss him. Marinette only wants everyone to know that Chat Noir is HERS. And now, well, they know. :3
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/5/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Alphabet Soup by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
26 drabbles, one around a word beginning with each letter of the alphabet. Challenge Accomplished. Example: Marinette practically flew through the door into her room, slammed it shut, threw her backpack at the chaise and flopped on the chair in front of her computer so hard it rolled a good three feet. Then she let out a frustrated scream. "THAT STUPID CAT!"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018
Boys will be Boys by TheNovelArtist reviews
As she stood off in the side of her living room, Marinette wondered if there was any way she could have stopped this years ago.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tom D., Sabine C. - Complete
He's (not) my boyfriend! by ScarletRedSouls reviews
Alya has no idea why her BFF is rejecting every boy that asks her out.Engagement!AU No!Miraculous AU Adriennette. ONESHOT. Rated T cause of suggestive themes. Valentine's day special.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Break This Bird's Neck by ACosmicFrappe reviews
A bird with a broken wing can never leave you...but what use is a bird that cannot fly? Male Akito. One-shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2018 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You(r Last Name) by tbehartoo reviews
Adrien has started to realize that he has more than a little crush on his "good friend" Marinette. He realizes this when he sees what he's been doodling in the margin of his notebook.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
The Purr-fect Proposal by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Adrien wanted to have the perfect, traditional, romantic proposal known to man...the problem? Adrien's bad luck is constantly getting in the way. Will Adrien ever be able to pop the question?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/2/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Sabine C. - Complete
Betrayal- One Shot by ShandyCandy278 reviews
"Make a choice, my son." Hawk Moth said in a low, slightly threatening voice. "And be sure to choose wisely." Rated T for Violence and blood. Ladrien mostly...? Not sure. Final Battle.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Art Class Awkwardness by Daphne Powell reviews
Marinette signs up for a summer art class where they do something new each week. This week, they are sketching nude models. What happens when a familiar blonde is the one modeling? (Post-reveal) (Pre-relationship) (adrienette) (One-shot) Rated T for nude mentionings but nothing detailed and a kiss.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator - Complete
Aumakua by Disney-fr3ak reviews
"What makes a brother-sister relationship special is the way each one remembers the other when they are apart. They miss the talks, the laughs and the time they spent together. Life changes. Memories don't." One-Shot collections following the deep friendship and crazy adventures of our beloved Wayfinder and our favorite Demigod.
Moana - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Maui, Moana W.
Moonlight Connection by MsBlackOut reviews
After a bad day Adrien sits at his piano practicing in attempt to forget his woes. Little does he know that Ladybug has heard him and watches him with a burning interest. What will happen when he spots her?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
The Drabble Series by OneLetteredWonder reviews
A collection of rare pairs, small settings, sudden ideas, and whatever else can happen. These have already been published on tumblr, brought here for fanfiction convenience. Includes: 1p2p pairs, RusIta, TurkEgy, GerItaPan, PruCan, AmeIta, CanIta, RusAme. Enjoy your stay
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,440 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 3/9/2016
What Will You Do When Everyone Knows? by sariahsue reviews
Black hands darted forward to catch her, but too late she realized it wasn't her partner. Cold gloves caught her shoulder and neck, then slid up to her face. The woman's touch froze Ladybug's breath in her throat. Cat's shout sounded distant as he pulled her away. As the black gloves left her face, Ladybug felt even more heat being pulled from her, along with... something else.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,072 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 9/5/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Just Desserts by Rose Garden Twilight reviews
When there is no camembert available for him, Plagg's suggestion leads Adrien straight to the Dupain-Cheng bakery. Complete. Adrienette, LadyNoir. Slight spoilers to Season 2 and Dark Owl.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Treasured by Rosalind2013 reviews
An expansion on "The Ladybug and the Mer" by imthepunchlord. Definitely read that first, as events in this oneshot take place after the end of that story! Crossposted on Ao3.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
All Wound Up by peanutbutterer reviews
"You're an asshole." Chat's fist hangs in the air, waiting, like maybe the bump is just going to be delayed a moment. "Huh?" "You heard me," Ladybug says, and her fist does form, but instead of pressing against his it jabs him in the shoulder. Hard.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
He Knows Something by AubreyAnne reviews
He knows something despite trying not to notice
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/23/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Bug-A-Boo by Cyber Rogue reviews
Marinette finds out what her nickname from Cat Noir really means. The knowledge leaves her horrified while Tikki just thinks her Chosen needs to calm down.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Better Said, Not Written by MsBlackOut reviews
Everyone assumes Cat Noir will be thrilled to discover Ladybug's identity, but what happens at the reveal if he's not? What happens if he feels hurt and betrayed by the one person he trusted the most? (This is an alternate version of chapter 14 from "A Recipe for MariChat" it can be read as a stand alone story - overview of previous events is included).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Umbrellas and Lucky Charms by Chooper21 reviews
One cold winter's night in France has Paris' two superheroes patrolling the streets of Paris. A couple of otherwise inconspicuous details have the pair unmasked. REVEAL FIC. This summary isn't the best, but I couldn't really think of what else to say. May become a series of reveals.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 11/16/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Coccinelle by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
She didn't notice the purple butterfly come into her room, or see it land on charm she clutched. "Coccinelle, I am Hawkmoth. I will give you an escape from the stress of being the hero by letting you play the villain. In return I want something, Ladybug and Chat Noir's Miraculous." Marinette akumatized. Reveal fic. One-Shot. For the Miraculous Challenges Forum Dark!Bug Challenge.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/22/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Hawk Moth - Complete
Something New Under the Sun by Ladroitte reviews
Marinette has been in one bad relationship after another. Every time her heart has been broken, she has gone to the one person who's always been willing to mend it together - Chat Noir, who completely adores her alter ego. But what happens when the one who breaks her heart also happens to be the man behind the mask? (Pre-reveal)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Plagg - Complete
The Professor by AubreyAnne reviews
She just couldn't keep her eyes off of the new physics professor at her university.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Deception by Rosalind2013 reviews
When she discovers the true identity of Chat Noir, Chloé steps in to help her childhood friend get the girl. What could possibly go wrong?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug
Grey by MadeiIncredi917 reviews
I am too jet-lagged to let myself near any of my main stories. So soulmate au oneshot. T because I am paranoid.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2018 - [Alix K./Timebreaker, L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid] - Complete
Dense by BigEyesBigSmile reviews
Marinette and Adrien are dense. But how dense is dense? Alya ends up bending over backwards (and breaking an arm) just to find out.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Complete
Smile For Me by 15x6x4-ever reviews
"Smile, ochibi-chan. Smile!" Never would Ed have guessed how much truth lay behind those mocking words. Edvy. M for violence. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,424 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Edward E., Envy] - Complete
A Couple by BigEyesBigSmile reviews
Of course it would be her clumsiness which would ultimately lead to her identity being found out… and not by the person she wanted. Her best friend? That would just take some explaining. Her crush? Marinette would have just died of a heart attack and rolled over a couple of times in her grave. But Chloe? Could someone just kill her now?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Can't Transform Back by AubreyAnne reviews
Marinette can't release her transformation no matter what she tries
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Somebody by sanasings reviews
Adrien Agreste has never had that easy of a life, being raised by a strict and over professional father and lied to by the own person he thought he could trust. He never would have expected that advice given to him by a friendly waitress could stop him from giving up on love. No miraculous/grown up stranger AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not by sanasings reviews
When Marinette decides to give up on Adrien after years of pining, she finds that her precious kitty may just be able to fill the void left behind.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/10/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
New Year's Revolutions by TheSparkler reviews
Marinette's first New Year's Eve party means racing the clock, eating way too many breadsticks, and an unexpected plot twist to ring in the next stage of her life. Happy reading, and happy New Year!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Fallout by ForeverAReaderAWriter reviews
Adrien thought when he'd found out that Marinette was Ladybug and she had a crush on Adrien that everything would be perfect. Little did he know that he'd be torn. Chat Noir is now thoroughly stuck in the friendzone and Adrien can't for the life of him figure out how Marinette has no romantic interest in Chat at all. As the real Adrien what does that mean for them? (Oneshot)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2018 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Cinderfella by leafgreenflower reviews
Ladybug sees Adrien at his window and finds out he's got nothing to wear to the ball... except, no, surely he's not going to wear THAT? A short story in which Marinette's love of fashion manages to mostly overcome her stuttering. Mostly. (Oneshot. No nudity but a bit of implied tension.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fighting Over A Kiss by Swirlsofember
Usually when they fight, it's eerie quit. This time it's different. This time it's longer. This time, she's livid. ObiXshirayuki
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
For the Love of Shoujo by Otoshigo reviews
Marinette finds out Adrien likes shoujo manga and she just can't even. [One-sided Adrienette]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Looking For A Laugh by Overworkedunderwhelmed reviews
As Ladyblogger, Alya was infamous for spinning some crazy theories, and she held tight to this one...even if she hadn't spoken of it for months. Marinette knew all too well that her stubborn best friend was unlikely to give it up unless someone proved it to be impossible. Luckily, Marinette was uniquely positioned to prove her wrong. There was no way that Adrien was Chat Noir.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
A Different Kind of Birthday Candle by runyoubadwolf reviews
Marinette gets Adrien a set of Ladybug and Chat Noir candles (which actually exist irl). He loves them so much that he brings them on patrol that night to show Ladybug. I think you know what happens next.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Mostly MariChat by MiraculousMarauder reviews
Just a series of drabbles and one-shots focusing mainly on MariChat but with anything that strikes me. Latest one-shot: Marinette asks Chat about his crush on Ladybug. Image by Moonshine24 on DeviantArt
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Cheesy End by TheBlueTear reviews
Adrien wises up and bribes his kwami with the one thing he can. Cheese. This leads to Adrien finding out who Ladybug truly is and Plagg's funeral.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Cookies, Making Out, and an Embarrassed, Protective Papa by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
It was four thirty-seven in the morning. Her dad was in the bakery. Baking. Her dad had just seen Ladybug stroll into the bakery, take three chocolate chip cookies, shove one in her mouth, then transform into his daughter. Reveal Fic. Three-Shot. LadyNoir. Adrinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/9/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Tom D. - Complete
young loves by izadreamer reviews
Marinette Dupain-Cheng is a mystery, and Chat has always been weak to curiosity.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Hanzo the Healer by Pumpkin Patch of Candy Canes reviews
Hanzo is better than Mercy.
Overwatch - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Hanzo S.
Nighttime Visits by Mindell reviews
Adrien is grounded and Marinette is desperate. Two weeks without seeing the most charming boy in her class, it was two weeks too long. But alas, Gabriel isn't allowing anyone to visit his son. Fortunately, Marinette knows a way to sneak into the Agreste household. She just has to hope that Adrien doesn't suspect anything. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki - Complete
The Mac Mix-Up (Or as Adrien Would Later Call it: The Macs-Up) by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
The bell rang and both Marinette and Adrien closed their laptops, Adrien taking his time cleaning up, Marinette rushing and tripping, falling down, her laptop almost falling to the floor, Adrien catching it moments before it did so and placing it on the table, next to where his sat. Neither realized their laptop would be switched. Reveal Fic. One-Shot. Adrinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
The Ladybug and The Mer by imthepunchlord reviews
When Ladybug is lost at sea, she finds herself saved by one of the most dangerous sea beings in the world: a mer.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,482 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Chemical Reaction by lucyglitter11 reviews
Adrien and Marinette team up as lab partners for Science class. Performing experiments for an hour wouldn't cause any trouble...would it? Adrinette one-shot!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Office Gossip by Lakerae reviews
Kai and Shiira are two security guards at Wistal Headquarters. They know everything that happens inside the buliding—like what the cleaning lady is up to and possibly who that pretty red-head is dating. It's the annual Christmas party and more gossip will be revealed!
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Kai U., Obi, Shiira E., Shirayuki
the color of fate by fiesa reviews
She lives a quiet life, and she is happy. OneShot- Shirayuki, before the series. (Other girls dream of a prince on a white horse, and she laughs and says that the only prince they have is Raji, and thanks, but no thanks, she'd rather save herself.)
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2017 - Shirayuki - Complete
But Wait, There's More! by runyoubadwolf reviews
Crackmas Day 10 That Didn't Go As Planned Alya convinces Marinette to use her clumsiness for good and shoot an infomercial. Let's just say that girl can be a little too clumsy even when she's trying.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Mistletoe by Texas Variety Katie-Bug reviews
Aged-Up Christmas AU. He saw her in the window, happily placing the decorations on the tree when a thought crossed his mind- hire her to decorate his Christmas tree for the first time in thirteen years. Countdown to Christmas.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,572 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 12/1/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Chloé B./Antibug, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Tis the Season for Mistletoe by Whovianeverlark17 reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir have been fighting Hawkmoth for almost four years. While they're closer than ever, they still have no idea who is hiding beneath the other's mask. When Ladybug decides to give Chat Noir her most precious gift - her heart, she decides that she might as well have some fun with him while she's at it. Cue pranks, mistletoe, lots of fluff, and reveal or two.Oneshot
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
What is a Name? by TheNovelArtist reviews
It's far easier to fall for a name than an identity. It's a lesson Ladybug learns the hard way, but she isn't sure she regrets it.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
A Mistletoe Tradition by Lilly flower forever reviews
Kissing under the mistletoe is tradition. Sitting on your superhero partner's lap on a rooftop in Paris probably isn't. Day twenty five of the ML 2017 Christmas Countdown.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Just Go For It by runyoubadwolf reviews
Crackmas Day 9 Brotp When Kim struggles with finally asking Max out, he goes to his bro for life, Marinette, for encouragement.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid - Complete
Christmas Lights by theonewhosawitall reviews
Adrien said something incredibly mean and hurtful to Marinette and everyone is angry with him. Now he's alone at Christmas. After fighting with his father, he's wandering the street as Chat Noir with nothing but a scarf to defend him from the cold. But when Marinette was locking up the bakery and saw her partner staring at the Christmas lights outside, she had to make sure he's ok.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Rarely seen by Kitten1313 reviews
A series of oneshots about rare pairs. Some may work while others might crash and burn but either way they want their chances in the spot light. Rated for swearing, sexual language, possible character death and what ever else I can throw at them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,487 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/18/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Denmark
Wrapping Gifts and Christmas Shopping by Lilly flower forever reviews
Adrien is getting a bit frustrated while trying to get a few last minute gifts during the Christmas rush but Ladybug is there to 'rescue' him. Day twenty two of the ML 2017 Christmas Countdown.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Marinette and the Rhythm by ForeverAReaderAWriter reviews
One day Marinette suspiciously ducks out of hanging out with her friends. A curious Chat Noir shadows her and finds out she's apparently an amazing dancer... with a handsome dance partner... Curiosity has now turned to jealousy and Adrien would like some answers he's not entitled to. (2 Shot) [Reveal]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
BUG OUT! by runyoubadwolf reviews
Crackmas Day 8 Classmates Alya asks Marinette to meet her at the school before class starts. Little does she know, Marientte's meeting more than Alya that moring, and the whole class has a little something they want to talk to her about.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
All Adrien Wants For Christmas by Zor the Reaper reviews
... In which Marinette is determined to prove to Adrien that she's all he'll ever want for Christmas after a misunderstanding over a popular Christmas pop song. Inspired by a parody song. Christmas Adrienette fluff. One-shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Tikki, Plagg - Complete
The Bet by TheNovelArtist reviews
Alix finds herself in the unfortunate predicament of being torn between stakes, her skates, and Kim, and she sees no way of winning this one.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Complete
Mistletoe Greetings by Daphne Powell reviews
At Adrien's school, each week a new person is chosen to greet everyone coming into class. This week it's his turn. And since it's so close to the holidays, there's mistletoe in the the doorway. (Fluffy) (one-shot) (pre-reveal)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Ms. C. Bustier - Complete
Twinkle Bells and Trimmings by TheCatsApprentice19 reviews
A gift for tumblr user cyanidelemonade as part of the Miraculous Ladybug Secret Santa Exchange for 2017. Season's Greetings!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Tikki - Complete
Aftermath by 3laxx reviews
After Marinette takes a hit that was meant for Chat Noir she gets patched up by him. Fluff ensues and a reveal is just around the corner.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Little Elves by Lilly flower forever reviews
When a local primary school class has to do a service project, Ladybug and Chat Noir find themselves with little helpers for the day. Day twenty of the ML 2017 Christmas Countdown.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete
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In Science's Name
It's just an attempt to wash the temptation out of her thoughts and a way to scientifically determine whether Obi and Zen kissed differently, but the experiment might be a tad too tempting for the two of them. *Appreciation giftfic for kitsunefire7, an absolutely amazing artist on Tumblr.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Published: 1/15 - [Obi, Shirayuki] - Complete
To Trust Her Heart
She had to make the choice whether to give into her heart's yearnings or let this be a momentary lapse. *Fanpoem.*
Bromance/愛上哥們 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 1/13 - [Du Zifeng, Pi Yanuo] - Complete
Joy And Sparks
Today is like nothing she has ever experienced before.
This Beautiful Fantastic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Published: 1/12 - [Bella Browne, Billy] - Complete
When Waking Is A Nightmare reviews
Amelia sometimes wishes the world could have picked to end after she's married, and then feelings wouldn't feel so complicated or be drenched in so much guilt. *Nyo!America.* *Late fill to AmeLiet Week 2019, Day Six, the last two prompts.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11 - [America, Lithuania] - Complete
Warm Sunlight
Haru probably shouldn't be lazy today, but the sunlight peeking in through the window, is so warm and for once not a threat to the cat. *Fanpoem.*
My Roommate is a Cat/同居人はひざ, 時々, 頭のうえ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 1/10 - Subaru M., Haru A., Tora-nee-san, Kuro - Complete
From Lone Spark To Flame (We Will Go)
It almost became the burnout, but hope has a way of slipping into the impossible. *Fanpoem.*
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 1/9 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Home Is Better (Than Life On The Run) reviews
Sarah may not have all of her memories, but she does love her husband.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
The Second Beginning
Love is all they need, but sometimes it feels as if they need so much more. *Fanpoem.*
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Published: 1/7 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Too Heavy To Swim
Daina knows that she shouldn't rescue him, but she can't leave him to drown. *Nyo!Lithuania.* *A late fill to two prompts from AmeLiet Week 2019, Day Three.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - [America, Lithuania] - Complete
Even With Sunlight Streaming Through The Window
This beautiful moment should last forever, with just how warm and comforting it is. *Sequel to Before Our People.* *For Mkchief34.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Shirayuki's Home
Being at Zen's side is like home to her. *Christmas gift fic for otaku trash.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Natural Masterpieces
With the beautiful Lithuanian sky right above them, and Toris by her side, Amelia couldn't imagine a better picture. *Nyo!America.* *A late fill to a prompt from AmeLiet Week 2019, Day Four.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - [America, Lithuania] - Complete
A Birthday Surprise (For One Of The Best Herbalists) reviews
When Shirayuki is determined to do something, she is not one to really be dissuaded. *Written for Day Three of ObiYuki Chopped.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2 - Garack G., Obi, Ryuu, Shirayuki - Complete
Breaking The Rules (And Responsibilities) reviews
Obi knows that it isn't permissible to visit her, but he can't let her suffer without much company. *Written for Day Two of ObiYuki Chopped.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Hisame L., Izana W., Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
Catching Up reviews
With Shirayuki finally seeing her dad for the first time in several years, some rather interesting conversations spring up. *Written for Day One of ObiYuki Chopped.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Kadzuki, Mikaze, Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
Together Sweetness
Being with Zen is so sweet, that Shirayuki wouldn't want to be anywhere else. *Christmas gift fic for Alex.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Being With You
Being with Zen is a feeling that's pretty hard to define. *Christmas gift fic for Gabrod.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Before Our People reviews
Despite all of the years that have led up to this moment, this still feels kind of surreal. *Christmas gift fic for my friend, Allie.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2020 - [Zen W., Shirayuki] - Complete
Finally Able To Hang Out Again reviews
Finally, Marinette gets to hang out with some of her closest friends again: Kim and Nino. *Secret Santa gift fic for Xycopathic.*
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2020 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Nino L./Bubbler, L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid - Complete
The Rareness Of True Friendship
Sometimes a decision made leads to meeting someone you never thought you'd meet. *A late fill for MitsuKiki Week 2018, Day Three, Prompt A.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 12/26/2020 - Kiki S., Mitsuhide L., Zen W. - Complete
In The Quiet After Work
Ryuu wakes to find that Shirayuki had fallen asleep at her desk, and he wants to help her out somehow. *Christmas gift fic for illya.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Ryuu, Shirayuki - Complete
Both New And Ordinary
Shirayuki does have a favorite grocery store, one that her younger adopted brother recently got a job at too, and she really wants to cook Zen a wonderful dinner today. *Christmas gift fic for yumi-cha.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] Kadzuki - Complete
A Dream Realized reviews
In a lot of ways, today just feels like a dream to Alex.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2020 - [Alexandra M., Morgan G.] Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Moonlit Waltz
A moment together is well cherished.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Raindrops And Dew reviews
It's truly a blessing to have the day off and get to spend it together. *Christmas giftfic for Muselover1901.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Beautiful Anticipation
Zen isn't sure what he expected when Shirayuki asked to talk to him alone before dinner, but whatever he imagined certainly didn't live up to the sheer joy of this conversation, of this moment. *Christmas gift fic for Kat.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
A Surprise In An Ordinary Day
Zen's day had started out like any other, but naturally Shirayuki has a way of making even an ordinary day into an incredible one. *Christmas gift fic for Nugget.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] Kiki S., Mitsuhide L. - Complete
Effort reviews
This road may not be easy, but they have each other. *Fanpoem.*
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2020 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Concern reviews
Shirayuki wakes up in the middle of the night, a little confused as to what woke her up. *Appreciation gift fic for Kaedix, a wonderful writer that posts their stories on AO3.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2020 - [Obi, Shirayuki] - Complete
Crushed From Her
It became a wave, much too overwhelming for her to lift off of herself. *Fanpoem.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Kisa S. - Complete
The Present And Aged Worry reviews
When your boyfriend and your dad were spies, not worrying over them becomes impossible.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2020 - [Alexandra M., Morgan G.] Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Tales Of A (Never) Forgotten River Wolf
There's a glimmer of unexpected surprise, when one finds out that not all mythological creatures have stayed without mixing into a new species. Aquatic wolves are not common, but sometimes the ability to be a river wolf is a burden or a hassle more than others expect, especially when a human discovers one.
Wolf Children/おおかみこどもの雨と雪 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,906 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2020 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Yuki, Souhei]
The Price
It was an easy enough price to pay, to not let their love show. *Fanpoem.*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2020 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Carved In My Heart reviews
I've loved you for a long time. *Fanpoem.*
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Love Isn't Weak reviews
Love may appear dainty, but it's really strong. *Fanpoem.*
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2020 - [Alexandra M., Morgan G.] - Complete
What Love Is
Sometimes love is a sacrifice. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Seven.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Published: 11/14/2020 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
In The Woods
The forest holds a special meaning for the both of them. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Six.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Forgiveness (And It's Effects)
Shirayuki's words that day still ring around in his head, and somehow, they've changed him in the little ways. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Five.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
Before Our New Beginning
A moment away from the stress of preparing for their wedding ends up being a little nerve wracking instead of peaceful. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Four.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
A Pendant And A Realization
Seeing Shirayuki wearing her name badge for the first time makes all of this seem more real. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Three.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
What Makes Him Strong
Ryuu has never really applied the word, strong, to himself, as it seems far more natural to Obi. *Character study of Ryuu.* *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day Two.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Ryuu - Complete
Flowers' Imprint
People leave imprints upon each other. *A late fill to ANS Week 2018, Day One.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] OC - Complete
One Day Into A Mess reviews
Subaru has definitely not expected to stock up on food as the world seems almost to be spiraling. *Quarantine AU.*
My Roommate is a Cat/同居人はひざ, 時々, 頭のうえ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2020 - Subaru M., Haru A., Hiroto Y., Nana O. - Complete
Reversed reviews
Shirayuki had never expected to meet an assassin, when she ran away from home, and had definitely not expected falling in love with said assassin. And yet, as she realizes more every day, that life is full of surprises, some good, others bad, and her journey is not as straightforward as it might first appear.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2020 - Published: 10/30/2020 - [Obi, Shirayuki] OC
The Heart In His Throat
Shu hopes that Tsukimi will give him a second chance as he stands in front of Amamizukan, aware now that he'd led their relationship at his pace, without asking Tsukimi what she would like. Now, he's ready to turn over a new leaf with her, if she'll trust him enough to give him another chance. *End of Manga spoilers.*
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Published: 11/4/2020 - [Shu K., Tsukimi K.] Kuranosuke K. - Complete
Clarinesian Blue
Shirayuki doesn't consider herself much of a dancer, but tonight, Clarinesian Blue grounds her and chases every last nerve away.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
To Catch A Break And Be With You
Stolen moments are just as precious as the more apparent ones. *An alternate late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Four.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Pulled From The Muck reviews
Her words were a salve to the burn of his past.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Obi, Shirayuki - Complete
What He Started
I feel different around him now, after all of this time. *Post-Manga oneshot, spoilers for the very end of the Manga.*
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Published: 10/31/2020 - [Tsukimi K., Kuranosuke K.] - Complete
A Little Impulsive But Together
He doesn't know why he does it, whether an impulse or something grander than that slips out, but his love for her is already on his tongue before he even meant to show it. *A late fill to MitsuKiki Week 2018, Day Seven, Prompt B.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Published: 10/29/2020 - [Kiki S., Mitsuhide L.] - Complete
Home Again
Finally, she can go home and hold Zen close once more. *A late fill for ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Seven.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Trying To Fly To You
Some days, it's impossibly painful like her heart is trying to rip its way out of her chest and fly over to Zen; she misses him so much, that she thinks she must be feeling far more than normal. *A late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Six.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Published: 10/27/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Slow, Warm, And Perfect
To catch a moment like this together is as beautiful as it is surprising. *A late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Five.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
The Secret And The Break
Enough people wanted to split them up, when they were just friends, that they knew better than to tell many people that they were now a couple, so a day away from being a prince and a court herbalist was something to be cherished. *A late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Four.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
The Damsel In Defense That Stole His Heart
Right when he first met her, he realized pretty quickly that she's stronger than she first appeared. *Late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Three.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
From Then To Now, I Only Love You More
Over the years, it has grown clearer that you can stand by my side. *A late fill to ZenYuki Week 2017, Day Two.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
From Distance To Presence
When far apart and when together, they are still connected. *A late fill to Day One of ZenYuki Week 2017.*
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
A Brief Escape
Sometimes he didn't have the chance to go wander and explore beyond the castle, so up he'd go, onto the ramparts.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Published: 10/21/2020 - Zen W. - Complete
Dancing Under The Stars (With You)
They are older now, long after they first got married, and yet they still find themselves sneaking out to catch a few stolen moments together.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
It's A Selfish One, I Know
He knows that it's a selfish wish, this wish that he'll probably never voice, the wish that he longs for more than anything, a new future, one with her, without the fear of imprisonment that would mark an end to it. *A belated fill to Day One of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
From The Beginning
Zen had gifted Shirayuki more of his heart, than he'd ever intended to gift her, and yet, that fact does not bother him in the least.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Published: 10/18/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
Artwork, Boredom, And Old Friends
Gilbert had study hall, which was either the worst of luck or the best of luck, and he still wasn't sure which.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
What You Saw That Day
You clung to me that day, even when most people would have run away. *Fanpoem.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
To Thank You reviews
Thank you for staying by my side, though I don't deserve it.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
When Exhaustion Comes Second
Zen hadn't meant to wake up his wife while trying to heat up some leftovers, and yet, he's still in awe over how forgiving his wife is.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] OC - Complete
One Moment Out Of Many
It may be one moment out of many moments together, yet it says more than what one might expect.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2020 - [Shirayuki, Zen W.] - Complete
One Of The First
To be able to hug her without worrying about transforming feels like an unattainable dream, and yet, now they can hug however many times they want or for as long as they want. *Manga Spoilers.* *Written for the Bonus Day, Day Eight, of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
With Linked Hands
It's natural and beautiful to hold hands. *Written for Day Seven of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 10/11/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
In Our Spot Together reviews
When Tohru climbs up to the roof, she isn't sure what she'll come across, and yet, this moment is both too beautiful and too much for her. *Written for Day Six of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
Unseen By Most
They are precious to each other. *Major Manga spoilers.* *Written for Day Five of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
Even Running On Borrowed Time, I Still Love You
Our time may be limited until I'm imprisoned, but I do love you, probably far more than I should. *Written for Day Four of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Published: 10/8/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
A Little Humor (In The Cold)
Kyo couldn't help but savor this moment with his girlfriend by his side. *Slight manga spoilers, probably slightly modified.* *Written for Day Three of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
The Flower That Grew
Before they knew it, it had blossomed before them. *Written for Day Two of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
The Shift
Wishes shifted into reality, as beautiful as it's always been together. *Spoilers for the end of the manga.* *Written for Day One of KyoRu Week 2020.*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Published: 10/5/2020 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] - Complete
Seeing You Again
I know that nothing here would make you want to stay for even one day, as you visit Tanbarun, but I hope that I could make your short stay at least a little happy.
Akagami no Shirayukihime - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Raji S., Shirayuki - Complete