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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557559, Profile Updated: 11-01-13
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, Mythology, Superjail!, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

NOTICE: I have re-organized my profile so it is easier to navigate. Since the Copy and Paste section is the largest, I have organized it into sub-catagories. Quotes has also been altered in a similar way, but will be put up at a later date.

Shadow

IMPORTANT FOR INVADER ZIM FANS!!!!!:

ATENTION TO The Invader Zim fanbase, if they want any more episodes, they need to listen.

We are currently in the process of a massive operation called Operation Head Pigeons. The purpose of this operation; to mass-call Nickelodeon in order to bring back Invader Zim. Nick already stated that they are willing to bring it back if they receive enough demand, as did Jhonen (google "mindspill" for his blog). We shall be the demand.

We must work as a team - bring the Invader Zim fanbase together. We all wanted to do this, and now we have a chance to. 5000 people is no small feat, bu that doesn't mean that it is impossible. The Invader Zim fanbase is huge, and, dare I say this, absolutely insane - we've kept the interest in this cartoon at maximum for a decade now. We can't just keep quiet and hope for other people to do our work for us. We MUST work for this if we want anything to happen. Spread he word, get people out there. This is our time to shine.

We must link this on fansites, in guestbooks, on DeviantArt groups and imageboards. The 5000 people ARE out there, we just need to reach them.
Work together, and this is more than just possible - it's a promise.

If you wish to help, if you wish to bring back he one show we've been writing about, agonizing over pairings, storylines, character motivations for God knows how long, then Google "Operation Head Pigeons facebook". Join. Bring back the show.

We need your help. Be the demand. Bring it back.

ABOUT ME:

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Name (as far as the internet is concerned): Shadow

Hobby: reading and writing, gaming, tennis and swimming if the weather's nice, and surfing the web

Favorite animal: loves all in their own ways...

Zodiac sign: cancer

Chinese zodiac sign: tiger

Birthday: July 15

Favorite heroes and villains: Batman, Spiderman, Joker, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Riddler, Two-Face(mainly villains XD)

Things that make me go WTF: Justin Bieber, YAOI and YURI on this site,

My friends on this site: Shadowolf315 and emobabe6(also people I know in real life)

Brothers: 3

Sisters: 1

Nieces/Nephews: 1 niece :D

MY RANDOMNESS:

My other known alias's

CooperLover12

(I'm pretty sure) coopermasterthief

THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME ONLINE GAMERS (also true anywhere online)

If your idea of fun is team killing your entire squad as a Death-match starts, just for kicks, you're a douchebag. If you think glitching or cheating in order to win actually makes you a winner, you're a douchebag. And if you think that for one second, online anonimity is a license to act like a sexist, racist, foul-mouthed biggit, you're a douchebag.-whoever hosted the 2011 VGA said this, not me

MY FAVORITE COUPLES:

Jack Skelington--Sally

Sly Cooper--Carmelita Fox

Bentley--Penelope

Murray--Jing King

Joker--Harley Quinn

Batman (Bruce Wayne)--Catwoman (Selina Kyle)

Zim--Gaz

Dib--Tak

Gir--Mimi

Red--Purple

Johnny--Devi

Warden--Mistress

Jared--Cherise

Aang--Katara

Sokka--Suki

Zuko--Mai

(Most of these can have an OC, as long as the OC is compatable to the canon person, Mary-Sues and Marty-Stus can go F*CK themselves!...they seriously probably could 0.0 *shudder*)

(My OC'd Couples)

Selene Cooper--Damon Wolf

Jaclyn Skellington--Grim Reaper

Arianna Mervaux (Jinx)--Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow)

Sin--Ryu

Ivy--Rav

Jenny C.--Warden

Psycho Doughgirl "Dee"--Psycho Doughboy "D-Boy"

Ms. Fuck "Effie"--Mr. Fuck "Eff"

(My mind works in demented ways, no?)

QUOTES: I own nearly nothing…

Random-

"Life is yours. You can do whatever you want. If your afraid of getting in trouble, always remember: it's just some random person's opinion, and that's all it ever will be."- A random eleven year old. (No, I'm not kidding you, if you find that kind of amazing, PM me :D.)

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“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

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Insanity-

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Girls vs. Boys-

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Love, Life, and Beauty-

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Insults and Comebacks-

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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac-

Johnny

"Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another."

"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"

"Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!"

"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves."

"Well, I just don't want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing more. Not a monster, not a bogeyman. Nothing but another reason to feel better about yourself. Understand that it's just a person - not worth devoting any nightmares to."

"You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive."

"I've relinquished control of my insanity."

We think we are so great in our protests...but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose! OH, RAGING HORROR!! Make this stop!!"

"Do you have ANY idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like...well...ME, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! Powdered eggs?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin wonder bras!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?"

"You know, that fat little lawn gnome of a God wouldn't answer some easy questions!!! I'm criminally insane - I don't know what HIS reason is for being SO FUCKED UP!!"

"Shit! This is awful. At least alive there were nice people mixed in with the social maggots."

"You people!! Shit!! You're all idiots!! I admit to being weak and catering to some minor transgression or two, but this place is sick. But I won't let myself give the issue respect by addressing it any furth... YOU STINK!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!! You're in Hell and you're too stupid to know it!"

"I detest sleep. I've got better things to do. Besides, I find it frightening - to awaken and be unsure of everything you remember about life not being just part of a dream. Waking means I've slept, and sleep dissolves what certainty I have left."

"You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."

"Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A fucking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shit before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You fucking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shit!!! I'm the villain in this fucking story!"

"Just because we've similar interests does not guarantee you're going to like me! My foot in your ass is a good example of that. My delusionary hell does not agree with yours!!"

"And though this gets me no absolution, I WOULD NEVER DO WHAT YOU DID TO THAT GIRL!! YOU ABOMINATION OF MENTAL SUBVERSION!! OH, LOOK!! AN ORIFICE. HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED WITH STEEL?!!"

"It's a frightening world to be alone in."to Squee

"Dear Die-ary, the passions that drive us should be the ones we respect and admire. To feel contempt for one's own motivations is a vulgar thing. Too often, it seems, I've succumbed to less-than admirable compulsions, driven by this furiously reprehensible machine of mine. So many things inside that I can do without - desires and urges and what not. So extraneous. By the time I write in this book again, I hope to be as cold as the moon that lights this page."

"Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. They get so loud. They make so much noise. I try to waituntil I'm off of the room before I start laughing... A blur... of... sweating... screaming... human... drama... but, everyonce in a while, they say things that sound like words. They make me think about what I'm doing. The noises make me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that... sometimes... I wonder... why I don't just get myself a pair of earplugs."

"Dear Die-ary, there's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."

"Why are people so... unpleasant? Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without first knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to 'so-called' maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind."

Squee

"NOOOO!! I DON'T WANT TO EAT NO TOASTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!!!!"

Devi

"Nny... It felt like such a good thing with him. Have you ever hated someone for making you like them - like them so much... and then wish they would die?"

"You know what's worse than hiding from what scares you?!? Do you?! I'll tell you-- it's having good things pass you by because you're too busy cringing in idiot terror, hiding someplace where all you can do is dwell on shit!!"to Johnny over the phone

"Sigh... It's so pretty when you're looking down on it."to Johnny, while referring to the town below on their date

Psycho Doughboy and Mr. Eff

Psycho Doughboy

"You see, he's a bit upset just now. None too pleased with the turn of events. I, on the other hand, feel quite lovely. Ironic, really, considering I'm known to be the depressive side of things, while he is more accostumed to being the manic one."spoken after Johnny has died

"You are nothing more than an outhouse to him, Mr. Eff, whereas I am his home. He will return, and when he does, that will be the end of it."

"Try something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should work!!"to Johnny about killing himself

Mr. Eff

"Don't expect anything but nasty irritation from anyone you didn't create."

"You're alive for now! Why waste your existence mimicking the dead!? Go enjoy!!"

"Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!!"

"Poisoning our boy's mind with your shit!! You offend me!!!"before tearing off Nail Bunny's head

Nail Bunny

"You bought me from the pet store, fed me once, and then nailed me to the wall; THREE YEARS AGO. I dont have to imagine."

"She liked you and you tried to kill her. That was impolite."

"I mean, look at you! You devote more time to fuming over the stupidity of mankind than you do to what you once felt so much for!! Your imagination has been subverted!!"

"Killing yourself isn't the answer."

"The extent of your work is that anemic piece of shit, Happy Noodle Boy! A goddamned STICK FIGURE!!!"

"...who would ever suspect that they were no longer the mind behind the other end of their internal conversations. The other voices have become self-aware."

Reverend Meat

"There is a disturbing association in your mind, between feeling and weakness. I concur that it does present a vulnerability... but it means openness!! To pleasures! To pains! To grievance and rapture!! What other creatures know such things!!? And you would cast it off like an itchy turtleneck?!! Blasphemy of your species!! Your body screams for input!!"

"You were born a feeling creature. There is no unlearning of your nature. Therefore...there is no choice!!"

"There is no choice. You're always a slave to something."

Various victims of Johnny

"Because, and I mean no offense by this, I would like to go."Edgar Vargas, to Johnny

"I CAN'T SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!"

"MY EYES!! I CAN’T SEE MY EYES!!"

Krik: "Shiit! It feels like we've been running around for HOURS. Let's rest for a minute."Tess:"Okayy!! And, hey, let's also thrust our thumbs deep into our EYE-SOCKETS!! WHEEEE!! C'mon, how stupid are you!?"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster)

Tess:"You're a real asshole, you know that?"Said to Dillon after they are captured by Johnny.

"You're not here because that guy is some psychotic, raving, Neo-Nazi NERD!! You're here because you're a small-minded ass-tick!!!"Tess, to Krik

"Don't make me try to come up with an original curse!!"Krik

Tess: "I can't believe this. I'm escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they're NOT in chains."Krik:"Fuck you!"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster)

"Not... grasping. She speaks of my manliness, but in... what... a negative way? Confusion!Krik

Trip to Heaven and Hell

"This is Heaven. You can stop praying now."sign outside Heaven

"Beware of God."sign outside Heaven

"OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You’re right, I should be out running LAPS."God

"Understand that these people are not catatonic, they can get up and do as they please. In fact, they all have powers. Highly destructive weapons of the mind. But there is no desire to use them - either out of respect or out of fear of retaliation. Here, the futility and stupidity of aggression is understood."Damned Elize, tour guide of Heaven

"HEY!! I'm BLISSING over here!!"random person in Heaven

The Devil: "You will address me by my proper, distinguished title - Senor Diablo."Johnny: "Will "Mr. Satan" do?"The Devil: "Yeah, okay."

"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter."Senor Diablo, on answering Johnny's questions

"Know that, for all its troubles, the world is perfect. Flawless in its beauties and turmoils. Violence and nightmares being a natural product of humanity."Senor Diablo

"Hey!! Move it!! Every place I have to be is important!!"old woman in Hell

"Hah! No, it won't hurt at all, though some people say it is the most excruciating thing they've ever known. Your hair might fall out."Senor Diablo, on being resurrected

"I’m so depressed. I wish I could kill myself again."Person in Hell

Jimmy

Jimmy: "I can't leave!!!"Johnny: "I could arrange for that to be true. But at the moment your legs are still attached to your body. Take advantage of that now."

"You work with the living canvas, whose ephemeral beauty is realized at that tiny moment at which the life has truly been extinguished from it's shell."to Johnny

"No! This is wrong. You...you're supposed to teach me!"Jimmy: "We could work together. I'm just like you!"Johnny: (After smashing a sledgehammer into Jimmy's open torso)"I don't like myself much."

Random Goths

Throughout the comic there are short side stories focusing on Goth young adults. The running joke is that all Goths are the same, even though they cry that they are the lone "individuals".

"Please, somebody rescue me from this hell of inferiority!! I deserve better than to have to endure the stupidity of those who do not share my interests in music!!"Sanguine

Jhonen Vasquez

Besides the author's note at the beginning of every volume, occasionally the author inserts himself into side comics, seemingly trying to find inspiration for the next leg of the comic.

"I trust that your minds are developed enough to take no offense at these things. If not, well, I'm better than you, aren't I?"from author's note, volume 1

"People. God knows I love them (Do not fear the sarcasm.)"from author's note, volume 2

"...there's just a time to pull yourself out of the muddy gloom that sucks at your feet and holds you under the delusion that this is the only kind of attention there is to receive. There is a time to just pack your bag full of a deadly arsenal of weapons and just shake off the dismal robe that shrouds you. Well...perhaps YOU shouldn't go about it that way...No, you probably shouldn't. But you'll be seeing somebody who does. Kids, don't do this at home...unless you're not planning on blaming me (in which case, GO TO IT. We need more things like this on the news.)from author's note, volume 3

"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."from author's note, volume 4

"I do not adore death as if I were some idiot groupie to the lead singer in a band. I approach it with the mixture of fascination/terror/icy speculation of someone who really knows nothing. I trust, only enough, to know that I like myself too much to even consider bringing about my own demise."from author's note, volume 5

"Letters from "kindred spirits" come in, telling of how they agree with my views and how the world stinks, and of how they wish they could just kill themselves. Well, dispose of yourselves quietly, if you must, so long as you don't leave a note saying I told you to do it, you self-esteem deficient loons. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing - soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss; cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex...well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is."from author's note, volume 6

"...the soon to be ruler of the known universe JHONEN VASQUEZ!! Your desire to be conquered bleeds out of you. I know you want it."from author's note, volume 7

"I mean, I still haven't killed anyone. I think I keep from going over that edge by writing about this person who has taken a flying leap over it."

"NOOOOOO!!! I’ve lost the respect of this impolite special ed student!! I have no valid reason to live!! (Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm.)"

"A lovely day in the city park. Sun shining, the birds singing! They're laughing at me mom!!"

"To achieve THIS shot, we first made a plaster mold of the actor's head. We then filled it with cow parts. Then, for realism, we surprised the actor by blowing a hole through his head."side note

"Parents, don't get upset-It's a fake brain. A gelatin mixture was poured into a brain shaped mold. We then filled it with the blood of a homeless man. No one will miss him."side note when Nny throws a molester's brain into a wall

"Fun Fact: it's not a moose."note next to panel of the huge monster escaped from Nny's wall

"Stupid people: I would ask you to keep in mind that this should NOT be a source of moral guidance (THAT WOULD BE MOVIES). Put away the knives and never allow yourselves to forget: YOU ARE STUPID."note next to Nny's ramblings about torture being justified

"He is thinking of how pathetic this is. [next panel] I don't know what he's thinking here. He is very mysterious."notes while Johnny is listening to Jimmy's perversion of Nny's methods

"Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs."moral at end of exaggerated one-shot about boy who does drugs

"Ah, swearing - Beloved crutch of the intellectually deviant."note during Krik's tirade at a dying Johnny

"Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler."note during Heaven fight scene

"Angry nun is always comedy."note during Heaven fight scene

"Don't sue me. I'm funny."on mentioning Taco Bell

"Sir? There seems to be a problem with this ice-sucky machine. Please make my pain end."to gas station attendant

Jhonen: Heyyyy...wait a minute. You're the Devil, aren't you?"Gas station attendant: Nooo, I'm not the Devil. Go away.Jhonen: Ohhh, come on. You're the Devil.Gas station attendant: GLAARGH! BLOOOGH! (morphs into demon) Yess! I am the DEVIL!! DAMN you and your mighty word probe!"

For those dense fucks who grow weary at the absence of sophomoric violence, here is a little boy being attacked by his cuddly gerbil."side note during philosophical stretch in volume 6

"Check out Happy Jack's Happy Noodle boy Page - I won't give you the URL because life is never easy - do a web search."

"Until the future happens, goodnight."

"Keep Smiling until you stop"

"It's a book you can enjoy with the entire family, so long as they're numb to the grotesque."

"I can tell the book's getting more successful because of the dramatic increase in the "YOU FUCKER! I WROTE TO YOU AND YOU NEVER WROTE BACK YOU SUCK YOUR RESPONSE WAS SO SHORT IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DEVOTE SHITLOADS OF PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE TO MEEEEE AND ONLY MEEEEE" kind of letters. People, I do enjoy the letters, but REALLY, to most readers I am a book in their hands, not a friend and not an enemy. Not even a person. What matters is the book, not my personal responses to some lunatic's queries. Overall, however, the mail (paper and electronic) has been quite lovely, making me smile like the little girl I wish I was."

"Much more will happen, but I am sneaky piggy, so I no tell."

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.COPY AND PASTED STUFF (We're going to safely assume I own none of this...):

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

Random-

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

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"When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."

"What happens?"

"You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."

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If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. (Some of the deaths really anger me...just sayin')

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If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.{...it makes a good chick flick...}

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Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

"Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies."

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

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What is another word for "thesaurus"?

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If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books and other books, copy and paste this into your profile

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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

And a Bad Ass is a window washer at a Children's hospital that dresses like Spider Man.

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SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D!

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Put this on your page if you love to laugh

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever wished you could go into a horror film and yell "IT'S A F*CKING TRAP, DON'T GO IN THERE!"or "DON'T SPLIT UP YOU IDIOTS!" then copy this into your profile

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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"Keep calm and lead them on a merry chase."

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"Keep calm and drink the liquor store."

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"Keep calm and Carry on My Wayward Son."

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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...J..Put this
...O...On your
...H...Profile
...N...To stop Johnny C
...N...From
...Y...Being
...Hated
...C..It shows that you care

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects on you and your life post this to your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac, Invader Zim, and other bad influences:3)

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"If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD."

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If Kratos and Master Chief got into a fight, Robocop would win."

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If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!

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If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

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Copy this into your profile if you think Disney should make a princess with no hair so girls with cancer can feel beautiful too, as well as a fat one...

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

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If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

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If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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No not copy and paste stuff...sorry their fun to make :3

If you read warriors copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are breathing right now copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are a werewolf, vampire, or a hybrid of both copy and paste into your profile (I tweaks itXD)

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If your a ninja copy and paste into your profile

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If your a ninja cat copy and paste this into your profile

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If your ShadowCat98 copy and paste into your profile (no one but me can be this XD and if you still my name...let's just say there'll be ALOT of blood...you have been warned)

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If you liked these copy and paste into your profile

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"Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."

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"Oh, I'm supposed to lie. Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine."

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"Mom: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?

"Me: No!...yes."

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.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (When im not on the internet)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

I am Darkness, Fire, and Water! :D

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your don't like the movie Star Wars. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 12

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If you hate, hate, hate, HATE, H A T E it when people go 'I suck at summaries' in their summary, because they really should think about what they put in their summary as carefully as they should think about their actual story and not waste people's time writing 'I suck at summaries', when that is neither a summarization of their story nor any use to anyone, not even those who appreciate modesty, because that's not being modest, that's a failure to sell yourself or your story - especially when you think about books in bookstores, and try to think of the last time you looked on the back of a book and found the author saying, "Sorry, I suck at summaries!"- copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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My favorite scene from Adventure Time: It Came From the Nightosphere

Marceline's Dad: Of all history's greatest monsters you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one.

Gunter: Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: No! You can't have my soul! I don't even... Look, just get in here. (Begins to try to suck Gunter's soul).

Gunter: (Slaps Marceline's dad's face). Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: (Kicking Gunter) Keep your crummy soul!

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Fanfiction/Author/Artist Stuff:

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

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If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you guys/girls love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (I'd like to get two reviews...)

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Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

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If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Who would win in a battle of: All the facebook addicts vs. all of us on fanfiction?
Answer: We Would, did you even need to read the answer?????????? :D

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If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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If you are OBSESSED with FanFiction, copy this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile

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Boys/Men vs. Girls/Women-

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!

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A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!

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TGIF- Thank God I'm Female.

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Insanity-

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"When life hands you Justin Bieber, throw him back and demand lemons."

"When life hands you lemons, keep them for ammo against the zombies."

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Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

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Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

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Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

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If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

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I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

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I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

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It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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I don't obsess! I think intensely!

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If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

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"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

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Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

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If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you look over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't there, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't.

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Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a good reason they didn't make it to your future.

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Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing... but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

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My family tree is full of nuts.

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Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?

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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

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If you can make the voice in your head stop talking, copy and paste this to your account.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

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If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

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If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

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If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.)

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If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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Wouldn't it be nice if the world didn't beat you up and smash your face in a mirror when you made a mistake?

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If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

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I'm the kind of guy who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

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Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

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Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

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Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

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I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

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This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

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Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

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WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

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I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

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The world is full of crazy people,they made me there leader.

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Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

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When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!'

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Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

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I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

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I’m the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

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I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

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Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

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Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork.

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If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

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Set sail in a general that way direction.

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It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

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I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

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Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

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Education is important, school however, is another matter.

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When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

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Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

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I am who I am. Deal with it.

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Let your fucking freak flag fly! :D

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"If you can't learn to deal with me, then wait till you see the rest of the world."

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One day I walked into a random place and I saw I dinosaur. Then I Killed it. That's how dinosaurs died. It wasn't a meteor or nothing, just me. I'm a lunatic. I get it. What was your first clue?

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"Roses are red, violets are blue; you call me a freak, and I'll fucking kill you!" -Jonny T

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You have fucked an amount of up that does not even classify on the meter of fucking up!" -Jonny T

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Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

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If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for me they can't laugh.

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Insults and Comebacks-

"It seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up." -Unknown.

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"FOLLOW THE RULES!" "Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf."

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Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

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Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face.

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While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

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Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

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(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

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Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word.

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When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.

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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

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"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

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If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

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It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

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Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

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I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

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"So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to watermelon' it wouldn't make sense."

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"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

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Men who drops their watch in the toilet is bound to have crappy time.

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You call me a bitch, I tell you thanks for the compliment.
You call me a freak, I ask you what your first clue was.
You call me evil, I tell you I've seen worse.
You call me a brat, I say "yes, yes I am."
You call me a bitch, I tell you you've already used that one.

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"You know, they're just donuts. They're not love."

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

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Love-

If you are in, or ever have been in love with a character from a book, movie, comic book, or cartoon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac(...NOT LIKE THAT!!! He's interesting...), I admit, I had a thing for Draco Malfoy(Imma weirdo that goes for the bad influences...))

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"Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling."

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

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All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

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Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

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Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

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Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

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If you are extremely obsessed with British or Australian boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

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If you really like someone, anyone, but are too arfraid to say it, copy this into your profile.

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Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

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When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

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If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

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World Domination-

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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(X.X) This is Nailbunny copy and paste and Nailbunny will always be with you :3

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.../l、
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...1、゙ ヽ
...じしf, )ノ This is Kitty. Copy Kitty to your signature to help her achieve world domination

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The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

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War and Politics-

"We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war?"

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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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If you think Jhonen Vasquez should be president copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you're an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile.

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"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures"

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If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

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Friendship Stuff-

Friends V.S. Best friends

Friends: will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friends: will go up and ask him, "It's becouse your gay, isn't it?"

Friends: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friends: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Help you when you fall.

Best Friends: Keep walking saying, "Walk much?"

Friends: Help you find your prince.

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Friends: will ask you if your ok when your crying

Best Friends: will laugh and you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends: will offer you a soda.

Best Friends: will dump theirs on you.

Friends: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best Friends: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends: will give you their umbrella.

Best Friends: take yours and screams, "Run-beep-Run!"

Friends: will help you move.

Best Friends: will help you move the bodies.

Friends: will bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: would be in the cell next to you saying, "THAT, was worth it."

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Help themselves and the reson why you have no food.

Friends: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

Best Friends: call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Have never seen you cry.

Best Friends: wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in privet when your not down anymore.

Friends: ask you to write down your number

Best Friends: Have you on speed dial.

Friends: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Best Friends: Lose your stuff and tells you "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Freinds: only know a few things about you.

Best Freinds: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friends: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

Friends: will knock on the door.

Best Friends: will wallk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friends: you have to tell not to tell anyone.

Best Friends: alredy know not to tell.

Friends: are only through highscool/college.

Best Friends: are for life.

Friends: would read, then ignore this.

Best Friends: will copy this and send it to you, knowing that you will laugh.

deticated, to all of my best friends, you know who you are

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Robbers stab you in the stomach.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart.

Friends stab you in the back.

Best friends don't carry knives

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If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile

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She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

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My best friends are insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

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One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

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When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

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FAKE VS. REAL (All you guys are real and I love you so much; thank you for showing me that friendship is anything but conditional XOXO) (And my old elementary "buddies" can rot in the bloodiest bowels of hell for all i give)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS:
Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS:
Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS:
Not only kicks everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS:
Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS:
Will repost it

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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

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Religion-

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

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Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

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God must love stupid people- he made so many.

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Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'

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Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

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A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this is you truly believe in God...

P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

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Percentages and Chain Things-

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, thessan11, BamfisAwesome, Melori, Shadowcat98

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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor,ShadowCat98

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Ninety-five percent of us out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

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92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

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98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

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If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, RandomFanPerson, The Jonny T Factor, Shadowcat98

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Poems-

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

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A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

read it and love it!!*

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Stories and Things-

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

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This made me cry, and that is a tough thing to do!

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot off with a great big crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.TT-TT

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Some Random Things To Do-

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.

7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window."

8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.

9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.

10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

11. Ask to see a menu.

12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."

13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!"

14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."

17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"

18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."

19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)

20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."

21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.

27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.

28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."

29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9) Sing along at the opera.

10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day.

17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will do it all anyway.

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"Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is." -http:///id18.html

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (oh please, I do that ALL the time)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'IWon! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (I don't have children!)

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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On Racism and other matters-

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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If you feel racism is wrong, POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you hate child and domestic abuse then repost this on your profile.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

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Stereotypes-

What stereotype are you?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, red, purple, or green hair. -(streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (Don't count school band)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (Yes, horseback riders DO count. -n-)
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 5

So I'm goth

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A List of Stereotypes

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I run TRACK so I MUST be a skinny bitch.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian(i like meat...)
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention
I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish
EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic
I work part time I must be lazy.
I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous.
I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser.
I am a Star Trek fan, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE{not true...i support gays...i just dont like YAOI/YURI}
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be AN OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

Batman Stuff-

"Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments."

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"Guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

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"Even I know that's a bad joke."

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"Poor girl. Nothing worse than having your pigtails shot off."

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"Keep calm and dream a little bigger, darling."

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."

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I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too

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If you reckon that (as insane as he can be sometimes) the Joker does have views that you agree with, copy this into your profile and spread the word of chaos.

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Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!

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Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight.

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If Heath's Joker rocks your socks, shoes and soul then copy this into your profile

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If you don't mind one little bit about having the Joker in your nightmares, copy this into your profile

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Rest in Peace, Jerry Robinson

A Beloved Creator of Robin and The Joker

May the Joker's maniacal laughs become joyful cries, as you walk through the golden gates of Heaven

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Joker Hall of Fame: The Best Quotes from the Worst Villain

Heath Ledger's Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)

-Gotham National Bank Manager: "Think you're pretty smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?" [Bozo leans down and sticks a gas grenade in the manager's mouth] Bozo: "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...: [takes off his mask, revealing the Joker] The Joker: "...stranger."

-"Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!"

-"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!"

-Lau: "For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe."

[From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter]

The Joker: "And I thought my jokes were bad."

-"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful."

[he walks around her]

The Joker: "Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..."

[the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: "...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]

The Joker: "A little fight in you. I like that."

Batman: [off-screen] "Then you're gonna love me."

[attacks him]

-"I like this job, I like it!"

-"And here...we...go!"

-"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"

-[to Det. Stephens] "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

-"This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them."

-"I'm a man of my word."

-[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious] Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!"

-"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman."

-"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

-"[over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble."

-Gambol: [explodes] "Enough from the clown!" [He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not blow this out of proportion."

-Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah."

-The Joker: "Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city." The Chechen: "They won't work for a freak..." The Joker: [mocking his accent] "A freak..." [pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the Chechen] The Joker: "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"

-[During a bank heist, the Joker has tricked all his men into killing each other, one after the other. One of the last ones, getting wise, points his gun at another thug, who still has his mask on] Grumpy: "I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash." Bozo: "No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver." Grumpy: [confused] "Bus driver? What bus dri-?" [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]

-Gambol: [to The Joker] "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table] The Joker: "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." [Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him] The Joker: "Ta-daa! It's... it's gone."

-Batman: [as Joker is holding Rachel out a window] "Let her go!" The Joker: [giving him a look] "Very poor choice of words..."

-[to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have..." [breaks pool cue over knee] "Tryouts." [throws broken pool cue at the thugs] "Make it fast."

-"Now there's a Batman!"

-The Joker: [the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] "Tell them your name." Brian: "Brian... Douglas." The Joker: "Are you the real Batman?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No? Then why do you dress up like him?" [grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera] The Joker: "whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Brian: "Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you." The Joker: "Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!" [turns camera to himself] The Joker: "You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word." [laughs]

-Gambol's Bodyguard: "Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker." Gambol's Bodyguard: "They brought the body." [a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker's face] Gambol: "So. For dead, that's 500..." The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol's mouth] "How 'bout alive?" [Joker's men hold the bodyguards] The Joker: "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And..." [glancing at thug] The Joker: "Why so serious?" [kills Gambol]

-[Batman slams The Joker's head on the table] The Joker: "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next..." [Batman punches the Joker's hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt] The Joker: "See?"

-"Why so serious?"

-Harvey Dent: "Your men. Your plan." The Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."

-[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but Gordon suddenly points a gun to his head] "Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute?"

-[talking about crashing the helicopter] "Okay, rack 'em up. Rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em up."

-The Joker: [Joker walks into a meeting with a slow, mockingly false laugh] "And I thought MY jokes were bad." Gambol: "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [Joker pulls out a pencil and slams in into the table. After a brief struggle, Joker slams Gambol's thug's head into the pencil] The Joker: "TA-DA! It's... It's gone...! Oh, and, by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it." The Chechen: [Gambol rises in anger] "Sit. I want to hear proposition." [Gambol sits] The Joker: "Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? Ya see, a guy, like me..." Gambol: "A freak." The Joker: "A guy, like me... Look. Listen... I know why you choose to have you little" [clears throat] The Joker: "group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent... He's just the beginning. And as for the television's, so-called, plan, Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him SQUEAL! I know the squealers when I see them, and..." [points, accusingly at the monitor broadcasting Lau's face and Lau turns off the camera] The Chechen: "What do you propose?" The Joker: "It's simple, we kill the Batman." [everyone laughs] Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?" The Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Chechen: "How much you want?" The Joker: "Uh... Half." [everyone laughs] Gambol: "You're crazy." The Joker: "I'm not." [slight mocking laughter] The Joker: "No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma." Gambol: [slams his hand on the table] "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!" [rushes to attack Joker] The Joker: "AH, ta ta ta taaa." [opens his jacket to reveal several hand grenades with their pins connected to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Let's not BLOW" [everyone gets up and moves away from Joker] The Joker: "this out of proportion." Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah." Gambol: "I'm puttin' the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first." The Joker: "Alright, so, listen, why don't you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card." [sets joker card on the table and walks toward the door, dangling the string tied to the grenade pins]

Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989)

-Grissom: "Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal." Joker: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend." [steps into the light] Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier. [laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]

-[talking to a gargoyle] "What are you laughin' at?"

-The Joker: "I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia..." [lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table] The Joker: "...threw herself out of the window." Vicki Vale: "Oh, my God." The Joker: "But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs." [breaks the mask and starts giggling]

-"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

-"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!"

-Vicki Vale: "You're insane!" Joker: "I thought I was a Pisces!"

-"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

-[reciting his poem to Vicki] "I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep."

-The Joker: "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Bruce Wayne: "What?" The Joker: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it." [shoots him]

-"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

-"And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

-Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" The Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill." Vicki Vale: "You must be joking." The Joker: "Do I look like I'm joking?"

-The Joker: "My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun." [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] The Joker: "I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys."

-"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

-Bruce Wayne: "Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people." The Joker: "I like him already."

-[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on] The Joker: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?" [Batman punches him]

-Vicki Vale: "What can I do for you?" The Joker: "Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance."

Batman: The Killing Joke

-"Madness is the emergency exit!"

-"Life's a bowl of cherries, and this is the pits."

-"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

-"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

Batman: Arkham Asylum

-"Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right."

-"Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun."

-"Anyone seen the big bad Bat yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot!"

- "Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans. But the problem with their plan... is that when you take an insane person to the asylum,you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best."

-"Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me, in a thong?!"

-"Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BOOM! Just kidding!"

Batman: Arkham City

-"You fell for the old fake Joker gag, Batman!"

-"Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would - this stuff is killing me!"

-"It's ok to die Bats, I'll be here to protect Gotham! I'll do a real good job."

MISC.

-"Yay! We're all going to Hell!"

-"There's two things Lex forgot to tell you about me: I don't CARE what happens to the world, and I DON'T play nice with others!"

-"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!"

-(to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle."

-"Lady, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!"

-(to Batman) "Quick question. When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?"

-"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

-"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!"

-[Trying to patent "jokerized" fish]"But the fish share my unique face! If Colonel What's-His-Name can have chickens, when they donť even have moustaches-- And you deny this to me!"

-"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!"

-"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Other Stuff-

What Inuyasha teaches us...(10)

1. you can be anime and still be VERY smexy (koga)

2. you can be annoying and still get the half demon of your dreams (kagome)

3. you can be a two-faced cheating, howny, monk and people still love you (miroku)

4. You can die 5x and still live. Go ahead its awesome! (kikyo)

5. you can be moody and hot at the same time (sesshomaru)

6. You can live after 50 years of death (Inuyasha)

7. You can be a g*y midget and still not be killed off (jaken)

8. You can be revived mystically (Ren)

can rejuvinate into a giant spider (Naraku)

10. You can be INSANELY cute and be deadly (kilala)

BONUS!!!

11. YOU can be a boy and wear a bow in your hair (shippo)

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How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [X] You have been called a blonde.(I am blonde, and highly disapprove of being in the stereotype-_-)

so far: 6

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I TOTALLY Knew that... _) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:11

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 19

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Fuck homework :) [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 23

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 26

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [ ] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 29

29 x 3 =87 %

I AM 87% INSANE!( I figured it would be higher...)I took a test to see how insane I am, and it came out 87%. But, people say that I'm more like 163% insane. *Deranged Laugh*

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1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Chailene

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Chaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Cat (HOLY SHIT! I'M AN ANIME!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Shadow-Breeze Kitty(lol, not really on the street name)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Sanchrke(weirdO.O)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Purple Pepsi(WTF!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Hnauyse(I think that's a little more asian)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Lynette(no)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Moon(BADASS!)

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Strawberry Disaster(no)

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Sword

12. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

aaaanranara(WTH WITH ALL THE A'S?)

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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer Zim's house, talking to computer, while annoying Zim.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer NONE...I love them but not like that :) Besides I'd try to get Gaz and Zim together and Dib and Tak...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer Gaz, because together we would be unstoppable!!!!!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer KEEF! ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGER!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer Is this a trick queston? I love all of them!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer DAMN YOU AND YOUR HARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS! I guess it would be GIR...

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer ...Well I guess Purple, cuz he's funny at times...and I can steal his donuts:)

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer *squeal* HI... OH MY GOD HI!!! ok my fangirl moments over*gives him a hug and Jack Sparrow style runs away*

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer Gir, he would probally be the only one who would want to be there.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer GIR...he might have stored some snacks in his head or actually still has enough fuel to save us...

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer Well smeets are born in tube things because they're cloned...but if he meant it THAT way... *slap* HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!! Get Gaz to help you with that!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer You mean PAIRINGS! ZimxGaz, DibxTak, GIRxMimi, and RedxPurple

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer

evil laughter* I get to torture them with my insane stupidity!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer Watch Zim and Dib fight, then pick a side, later to switch sides AGAIN.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer well i like all the quotes but, GIR: I DON'T WANNA! OK!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer ALL OFS 'EM! But if I had to choose, it'd be GIR dancing...maybe

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer Prof. Membrane: There'd better not be any walking dead up there!

Dib: It's fine Dad!- AND I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT!

(And he seriously doesn't believe in the supernatural?)

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer:

ZIM: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Taaaalleeest! My Tallest! Hey, hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest my Tallest, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

RED: I was curious as to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours ZIM...THREE HOURS! So, what is it?

ZIM: Well I've noticed that your flying closer to Earth then EVER before and-

PURPLE: Hey, how did you know that?

ZIM: Oh I know all kinds of things about you! Pretty creepy, huh! Anywho I-

PURPLE: HEY, that is creepy... Your creepy, ZIM!

ZIM: Heh heh, I sure am. Anywho!

19. Favorite GIR moment?

My Answer AGAIN! ALL OFS 'EM! HOW CAN YOU DECIDE ONE! HUH? HUH!?!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer I CAN'T DECIDE! *pant pant pant* oh look, food *munch munch*...but really I have NO idea... :(

xXx

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.(AGHHHH)

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.(WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?)

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.(never has been, never will be)

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.(being normal is no fun)

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.(they are!)

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.(please, I've been doing that BEFORE I started watching Zim)

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.(yeah...TRIED)

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

xXx

from The Jonny T Factor,who i don't know if he would like this but toughluck cuz alot of it is the rules i live by too so nyeh!

The rules I live by:

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than brothers.{me:or other siblings}

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.{i go a step further with toture to some...only person i don't toture is emobabe6}

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise neices and nephews to love Batman. (I've already got two on my side.){i have to work on it}

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first.{zombies,murderers,many many other things could be back there}

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.{this is more like my brother}

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight.

Rule #10: Try to go super saiyan every day.{i don't know what this means but it sounds awesome}

Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE!

Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it.{EVERYTIME A KITTEN IS NEAR!!!}

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!", or "Who brought the lube?"{...sure?}

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.{it gets you out of SOLs...}

Rule #15: Punch anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is AJ.

Rule #17: Assume every asain person knows karate.{THEY DO!!!!!}

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.{WHOOO...TACO!!!!}

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times.{i only started wathing House a few moths ago...now i'm addicted...my brothers friend had to go to the docter once...House came up when my mom said he believes he has everything he sees on House...now he can't watch it...THIS IS TRUE}

Rule #20: There is no Rule #20.

Rule #21: Use Gollum impression everywhere.{... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!}

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #24: Science is a lie!

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4.{heeheehehhehhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! KA- BOOM}

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading gay stories on the site.{...NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*HIDES AND COWERS IN A CORNER FOR AN HOUR!!!!!*}

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth italian douchebag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You never win!)

Rule #34: No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve a mystery with a group of stoners and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin.

Rule #42: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsabor.

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.{...I trust Japan...they give me anime}

Rule #47: If girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her.

Rule #48:Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with nieces, fucking murder them. (I seriously beat the shit out of them with a pillow.)

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.

Rule #60: Never listen to music around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch the Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always an asain person who can do them better.{true...true}

Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE!

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist)

Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to brother's and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.

Rule #79: Loath having adult brothers live with you on a daily bases.

Rule #80: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #81:Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!!!

Rule #82: Whenever at someone's funeral, go over to someone crying and say "I know, dick move, right?".

Rule #83: Get three people, including yourself, and find a random person and go up to them and whisper "Wake up.", then have your friends each go up to them throughout the day and whisper "You're in a coma." and "This isn't real.".

Rule #84: Act gay around brothers, yell at them for being the gay ones.

Rule #85: That's what she said.

Rule #86: Never get drunk off of alcoholic coffee drinks. 'Cause when your fucked up, you can't pass out.

Rule #87: I'M BATMAN! *Grapple away*

Rule #88: FUS RO DAH!!!

Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true.

Rule #90: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines. It is purpose that binds us. We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us.

Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive.

Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy.

Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream.

Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys.

Rule #95: We ride at dawn!

Rule #96: Put out or get out.

Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded, and only one empty.

Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter.

Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'.

Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready.

xXx

12 random characters from my favorite shows/movies/comics/games.{so far, this is only copied from the jonny t factor. when i have more time i will replace the people and reactions with my own...savvy?}

1. The Joker(Batman)

2. Johnny C.(JTHM)

3. Squee*Todd Casil*(JTHM)

4. Sly Cooper(Sly Cooper)

5. Catwoman (Batman)

6. Scarecrow*or Jonathan Crane*(Batman)

7. Vicente Valtieri(the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)

8. Jack Skellington(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

9. Sally(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

10. Batman (Batman)

11. Zuko(Avatar: The Last Airbender...the cartoon)

12.Marceline/Marshall Lee(Adventure Time)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

GOD NO!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...No! That would be beastiality Hot? No! Awesome? YES!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's impossible...even if Jack was a chick, he's a skeleton

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes. THERE ARE TOO MANY TO RECOMEND!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! Are you insane? Nny and Scarecrow? That doesn't sit right with me at all!

6. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

Catwoman and Sally? HELL NO!. Batman and Catwoman? DEAR GOD, there are too many to count!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Marceline is a chick, so that's somewhat right. Marshel Lee? POOR VICENTE'S EYES WOULD BURN AND HE WOULD KILL THEM BOTH FOR SITHIS!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

I REFUSE TO DO THIS!

9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

If there was, I would kill it with fire! *goes and freaks out in a dark corner in the fetal position*

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Immortal Bonds

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

...WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? WHY WOULD SLY WANT TO DEFLOWER THE JOKER? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! NO! NO! NO! FUCK THAT QUESTION!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I have completely no idea. Why would I know this? Next question!

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...Maybe?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Posably?

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

No...

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I'M BATMAN!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

...buddy, Jack sings his own songs

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Be prepared to rip out you own eyes after reading this epic wrongness of a story! You have been warned.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You wanna see my hidden cave? DEAR GOD, THIS IS STILL WRONG!

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like a month ago. It's hard to find a fic on Catwoman...that isn't yuri...

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WOULD KNOW THIS! I MAY BE HIS FANGIRL BUT I DON'T GO THAT FAR!

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

ZuZu would have to be very drunk to even THINK about touching the Pumpkin King's girl...plus ragdolls only weakness is fire, or so I'm told

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Firstly, THAT FUCKING FUCKED UP! Secondly, Squee would be to scared of Vicente...FUCK THIS QUESTION!

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

...WHAT?

Joker and Sally are in a happy relationship (HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) until Sally runs off with Sly (NO! NO! NO!). Joker, heartbroken (DOES JOKER EVEN HAVE A HEART?), has a hot one-night stand with Zuko(HOLY SHIT! KILL ME NOW!) and a brief unhappy affair with Marceline/Marshel Lee(either way that's way passed effed up!), then follows the wise advice of Catwoman (Who hates the Joker, I might add!) and finds true love with Squee (This ending, IT SCARES ME!).

Title: How Did Anyone Get Away With Writing This?

I know no one who would dare write this story.

25. What would you think if you found out Four was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be surprised, seeing how Sly is an anthropomorhic raccoon thief that can talk

26. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would assume something messed up and run to my PANIC! EMO corner

27. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

It wouldn't really get to me. Cause I know he can kill me at any given moment

28. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Dammit, Batman! I told you I'm not HABERING DANGEROUS CRIMINALS! As much as I would like tooX3

29. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?

Joker emo? Well, first off, he wouldn't slit his wrist. He would cut his cheeks into a smile like the Heath Ledger performance.

30. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

Inner thought: "HOW SWEET! Oh SHIT, Carmelita might kill me!"

31. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would you need my brush? I SAID NO DNA EXPERIMENTS!

32. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? VICENTE, GO FUFILL YOUR CONTRACTS TO THE NIGHTMOTHER! SALLY, WHY WOULD SWEET AND SHY LITTLE YOU EVEN AGREE TO THIS?! SLY GO STEAL SOMETHING OR HANG WITH THE GANG OR CARM! NOT EVERYONE CAN LIVE THE NIGHT LIFE!

33. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

I would first ask whose bright idea it was to give a Homicidal Maniac and a dangerous prince with anger issues a job in education. Then, I would constantly pestor them about their life and Zuko's scar

34. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

I would shit myself at the epic wrongness of it all!

35. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because even the Master of Fear must fear a pissed off vampire...

36. Between Ten and Eight, which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

That's not even fair. Batman's pretty much got his life together, and I really can't see him failing, also he's already a billionair. Didn't you see TNBC? Jack's got his girl and his inspiration for his holiday...neither

37. Eleven and Five are trapped in a cave. Ten comes to rescue them. What happens?

Batman would save Catwoman and Zuko, then Catwoman would go to Batsy's place to give him a little thank you. Zuko went off to find the Avatar...

38. Five, Four, Seven, One, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. Five asks Seven, and Seven says Truth. Five asks who Seven loves, and Seven, confessed their true love with Four. Four does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Three. Seven is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in One while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Five is secretly in love with One, and become so jealous of Seven, who, after the comfort from One becomes in a relationship with One, and so Five decides to murder Seven, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ten and is sent to prison, allowing One and Seven to continued their relationship.

Okay, hold on. Let me translate this so every one doesn't have to keep looking up.

Catwoman,Sly, Vicente, Joker, and Squee are playing Truth or Dare (Stupid, if not silly.). Catwoman asks Vicente, and Vicente says Truth. Catwoman asks who Vicente loves, and Vicente confessed his true love with Sly (HOLY SHIT-NUGGETS, NOOOOO!). Sly does not share the feeling (CAUSE HIS HEART ONLY BELONGS TO CARM, HIS FRIENDS, AND THIEVING!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Squee (NOOOOOOOO!). Vicente is heartbroken (go kill someone to cheer yourself up!), and seeks comfort in Joker (...What?) while Squee and Sly run into the sunset together. However, Catwoman is secretly in love with Joker (You know what? I'm tired of pointing out the flaws between these two characters.), and becomes so jealous of Vicente, who, after the comfort from Joker becomes in a relationship with Joker (Oh shit, Harley's not gonna be happy about this.), so Catwoman decides to murder Vicente (how does a cat burgalar go about killing a vampire assassin?), but is stopped by the police officer Batman (More like vigilante.) and is sent to prison, allowing

Joker and Vicente to continue their relationship (Until they both came to their senses, and this epic wrongness was over for good.).

39. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

Well, Squee is terrified of Jack(HE'S A MOVING AND TALKING SKELETON!), so Sly and Jack end up having to wake him up after he passes out from fright

40. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Sally shouldn't do yoga, she'll rip a seam and her limbs will fall apart...Catwoman is already pretty flexible...

41. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

It's more of a choice of who would kill me the fastest. Hmm, mass murdering psycho clown or mass murdering fear obssessed doctor?...BOTH!XD

42. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?

...even this doesn't phase me...

I pop up behind him and see* NEVER AGAIN!*runs to aforementioned PANIC! EMO corner*

43. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

I POP UP AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO EM! SQUEE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!

44. Four mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?

Why is Sly mugging a 13 year old girl instead of thieving or...hmmmm...with Carmelita? Nny wouldn't really care unless I bribed him with a Cherry Brain-Freezy, Vicente is too busy fufilling contracts, and Batman always deals with these situations...BATMAN!

45. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Joker has a guy on the table and stabs him over and over in the chest. "HAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA!" Camera cuts to static.

46. Three has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose?

Jack and Sally are already married in the minds of me and millions of other fans and Sly and Carm will be together forever...plus SQUEE IS A CHILD YOU WEIRDO!

47. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you chose?

Damn you! Why must you make me chose? WAIT! THEY BOTH IN THE SAME CITY! I RUN INTO BOTH EVENTUALLY! AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH!(NOT IN A PERVERTED WAY YOU SICKOS)

48. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

I'M BATMAN! Are you tired of me using this joke yet? I don't think Sly's been to Rome yet...he off stealing from master criminals...

49. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Why did everyone gang up on Squee?

50. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time, in a land far far aw- I"M BATMAN!

51. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Aaaaaaaawww HELL NAW! Sally, how'd ya even process the alcohol? Catwoman, go to Batman, he'll enjoy a drunken you...AWWW SHIT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU TWO, BATS AND JACK'LL KILL ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEYS?!

52. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They're protesting cause they don't get any cake...GET THE FUCK OFFA ME! IT'S MINE!

53. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Yes and no. Vicente has over 300 years of recipes to show me...then again he's lost his appetite for human food...oh shit!*passes out from hidden sleep potion and Vicente drinks me half dry*

54. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Nny: " Why is Batman dating a ragdoll? Jack's really gonna freak when he finds this..."

55. Eight and Five go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Catwoman orders a pizza and since Jack's a skeleton, he don't eat much...

56. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

AGAIN, SQUEE IS A CHILD!

57. Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Jack: "Scarecrow's new toxin is that good? Now where is that antidote..."

Thats it :3

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Extraterrestrial (2011) by DrewDrop26 reviews
Zim was locked away in a lab for five years before Gaz finally broke him out like she'd promised. They were going to finally be together. Of course, their plan is not without severe opposition, which means to silence them both for good. ZAGR. DibOC. [IN PROGRESS]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,798 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Zim, Gaz]
House of Cards by Evelyn Brightpaw reviews
My version of how Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn. A Nolanverse retelling of the Animated Series episode "Mad Love." For full appreciation, go read the "Mad Love" comic or watch the episode. Please read and review! More chapters to come!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Joker
Shards of the Past by kiltsaresexy reviews
After a decade in The Spire, Sparrow reemerges a changed woman only to find that Albion has also changed. Coping with the void her choices have created within her, she tries to regain part of who she once was while continuing to fulfill her ultimate goal: defeating Lucien. Will she find comfort and strength in her old roots, or will she find it in a stranger-turned-comrade?
Fable - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Alex, Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake]
A Day in the Life of Raven by xKilljoyBekah reviews
A surprise meeting that would change Raven Slanes life forever. Who ever knew going to get frozen yogurt would change a persons life forever. Joker/OC/Scarecrow
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Joker, J. Crane, OC - Complete
Ha Ha Harlequin by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
Harley Quinn/The Joker. How a young impressionable woman transforms from clinical psychiatrist to full-fledged villain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,967 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker
The Reason You Stayed Here by purpledragon6 reviews
There is a reason why he was left behind in the remains of his empty factory. There was a reason why that voice in his mind did not leave along with the Lorax. Not pairing.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 5/20/2014 - The Once-ler, OC
This Platinum Crown by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
"The Black Wedding" Final Arc - It began with a mare from Ponyville and a time-looping Prince from Canterlot. This most unlikely union now stands at a crossroads: a ruthless changeling invasion; a conspiracy within the highest circles of the Equestrian aristocracy; a half dozen power hungry noblemares looking to become a Princess in all but name. Only one can wear the Crown.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 864,477 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood, Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chrysalis
Zim's Babysitting Job Of Doom by FarSideOfTheSun reviews
Zim is given the task of babysitting the Tallests' kids. Once again, no flames, but constructive criticism is welcome. Contains Red/OC and Purple/OC.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,358 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Zim, Red
Liar Liar by cherryvvoid reviews
She would shape the future in her favor because if there was one thing she wouldn't do as Misa Amane, it was die over a man. SI!Misa Amane
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A., OC
Just Another Cinderella Story by PiraBats3 reviews
Yes, another Bruce/OC story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,771 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Madness Can Set You Free by Moondoe reviews
The Listener has been found. Problem is, she is just like the Night Mother in her way of...speech patterns. Cicero is at a large loss because of this and another reason blooming in his heart. Dragonborn/Cicero
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Curiosities by CypressArtemis reviews
Lucien cracks a condescending grin, feels her eyes staring up at him intensely as her fingers curl themselves around his wrist and give a futile push trying to free herself. "You should see mine," he says accompanied by a deep resounding chuckle that fills what little space remains between them.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2019 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Love Scars by OnceUponAPirateShip reviews
"Ace. Traditionally an omen of bad luck, it's a little known fact that it used to be thought of as the 'death card' and Joker-the lunatic, the madman. He has no suit.He is fickle. No mind." One night fate hands Jack and Alice a card, two cards in fact-an Ace and a Joker. The story of how a young boy loses everything, including his e truth behind his scars.R&R please
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/20/2019 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Joker, OC
Copper by swiftwings13 reviews
Recently returned from a year in Samarkand, Reaver latches onto the Hero of Bowerstone knowing that adventure is never too far behind. Alternatively annoyed and grateful for the company, Sparrow tries to find out what he wants while coping with life post revenge. FemSparrowxReaver. Super slow burn. Post Fable 2 with a tweaks leading up to the beginning Fable 3.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Reaver] Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Theresa
Taboo by otherrealmwriter reviews
The Irkens have conqured Earth and Dib is the most wanted criminal hunted down under Tak's command. Dib is on the run for his life. Zim is governer of Earth too. DATR and some ZAGR. Stockholm Syndrome is involved. Rating may change NOW COMPLETE
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,104 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak - Complete
The Fine Line Between Good and Evil by ForeverFreelancer reviews
Sequel to The Fine Line Between Right and Wrong: Sly has always been a thief, and has always had his gang. Now he has a family too. And when a shady gang of peculiar criminals emerges, it will send this master thief, his gang, and his family on a whole new adventure to put a stop to whatever they're planning, all the while being pursued by Interpol's newest Inspector.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.] [Bentley, Penelope]
Nothing Could be Better Than This by kiawahmoon reviews
Takes Place After "Batman Begins". Emilie, a college student in Gotham, witnesses the Joker and his gang rob a bank. Killing her was the plan...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 4/25/2008 - [Joker, OC]
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5578 - Favs: 7,641 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brothers by Angelina Aintithenniel reviews
A series of stories featuring Robin's relations with Batman, his teammates, and Roy. Ch. 56: After Robin takes a mid-January dip in the Gotham Bay, Roy and Wally try to save the day. "The overzealous care he was receiving at the hands of his two best friends drove the independently minded boy's irritation into overdrive. "I'm fine!" Robin yelled, "I don't need to be mollycoddled!"
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 117,212 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Chaos Reigns by Natural Born Sinner reviews
Erin Kastner picked the worst time to enroll at Bullworth—as if there was ever a good time. With her arrival came the return of the academy's resident sociopath, hell bent on revenge. She was happy to join him. But when armed guards took the place of the prefects, and students began disappearing, their plans were brought to a screeching halt.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Gary S., OC]
Masks by verilywesailalong reviews
Yes, V lives. I just really wanted a continuation of the wonderful story that the books and movie told. While I am not making any hard hitting political statements, I hope that you will enjoy this story. V/Evey
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Our Little Secret by ASHburgers reviews
Plagued by her obsession to unveil the Joker's identity, detective Layla Pierrot has been tracking his every move and the clown knows it. Oddly enough, he won't kill her despite her incessant prying. What are his reasons for keeping her alive? JokerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Joker
And if we dream by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
Like some magnetic force, like some unbreakable bond she was drawn back to him again and again. And now, staying away was an inconceivable notion. "Always." she murmured, one hand finding his, the other tangling into his platinum hair, "Always." DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,124 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Draco M., OC
Portal: Help Wanted by UberVenkman reviews
The characters of Portal apply for jobs. Sometimes fits into canon, sometimes doesn't, depends on what I feel like writing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Wheatley, D. Rattmann, Chell, GLaDOS
As Time Moves On (FNAF x Reader) by M-sichetta reviews
y/n was always...different, one would say, preferring inanimate objects and games to any sort of human interaction. So, when a job came up that provided little to no human communication, of course you would take it. But, It turns out you're not as cold and unfeeling as many thought. They just have to...persuade you a little.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,189 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Canonisation by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the sometimes-strained relationships between the F!Boss and her lieutenants. Currently covering Saints Row 2. Pairings .. possible? Some changes from the games.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,413 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Dex, Troy B.
The Hanging Tree by TheMorrigansCandy reviews
"Protect what is yours from danger." - The Once-ler comes across a problem that he soon realizes that he can't bribe with money or with a free Thneed. And here he thought the Lorax was the only stubborn creature in the whole Truffula forest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,234 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 9/2/2012 - The Once-ler
Memory by rainbowthefox reviews
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is known for its animatronic band. They perform on stage, walk, and talk. They're nothing special, really. After all, they're just robots. Programmed on what to say and do. It's not like they'll think for themselves anytime soon...Right? (A FNAF fic.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/15/2017 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
All Hail the Time Lord's Son by Forensica X reviews
Not Not-Human Book Two: Newly minted Hogwarts professors Rose and the Doctor do their best to help their son navigate his decidedly odd circumstances. Armed with a sonic scanner, his magic, his closest friends, and the support of his family, Harry faces his hardest trial, yet.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,276 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] Harry P.
Fable: The Hero of Bowerstone by Post Baily reviews
All places, characters, events, images and even dialogue belongs to Lionhead Studios. The Hero of Bowerstone is a literary undertaking of mine to put the world of Albion into words and make a novelization out of the game. Reviews, support and comments are greatly appreciated.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,658 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 10/13/2013
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi by Scribbles-Dementia reviews
To be honest, she was just looking for a challenge. And then she heard of the Batman. Too bad someone else already had dibs on him. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,659 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Joker
Breaking the Bat by Scopio reviews
Breaking the Bat - Out of Arkham, Into Gotham. The Joker's back, twitchy as ever. They should have known Arkham couldn't hold him, so it's time for his revenge. It'll update when I can.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Undertalia by guardianluver reviews
The Axis Powers have met a group of strange regions from a place known as the Underground. Unfortunately for them, it looks like one of the regions may have a hidden, dark secret... (Spoilers: Genocide and True Pacifist route of Undertale) DON'T EXPECT A LOT OF UPDATES
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 1/12/2016 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Chara
Bioshock Infinite: Mr Smith by ProfTEntee reviews
During his adventures in Columbia, Booker recieves help from a mysterious man named John Smith. But he's not sure he's all what he seems... Made for a friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/17/2015 - 11th Doctor, Booker D., Elizabeth
Before and Beyond the Beginning by Breech Loader reviews
During the hyena's youth, Shenzi must learn to control a pack. Banzai must learn to control his emotions. Ed must learn to live with insanity. A competitor for Shenzi must learn to be a scumbag. Then Scar comes along, and everything changes... but is it really for the better? Perspective Flip.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,470 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Scar/Taka, Shenzi, Banzai
Intoxicating by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Is she just a pawn to him, or something more? Crane/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [J. Crane, OC]
Infest by stay-stark reviews
Dr. Chase Stark is the newest addition to the staff at Arkham Asylum. She tries her best to take everything in stride, but with the Joker messing with her mind, and the Batman's sudden visits, can she keep her sanity? Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Lover's Prowl by Adima reviews
Vlad is starting ninth grade.But wait who is this girl? How does she know about Thomas and Otis? And why is D'Ablo after her? Little does he know that she is the gateway to the human apocalypse and that their fates are linked together. Henry/OC/Vlad R&R!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Monster by MidnightChiller13 reviews
A girl goes insane when saving her friend from bullies, but can she control the monster within her or will she need help from someone with "experience"? Maybe Jeff the KillerxOC. Calling it romance anyways. Rated T to be safe.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 2/15/2013
Beyond Aperture by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Rose Quartz and Her Moving Castle by steakalicious reviews
Greg Hatter is just a simple hatter with dreams to become a musician. Rose Quartz is a witch who travels in a magnificent moving castle. After Greg is cursed by a witch, he gets to know Rose Quartz more than he ever thought he would (Rose/Greg, Howl's Moving Castle AU) (inspired by radcalculator's drawing on dA)
Crossover - Howl's Moving Castle & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Greg U., Rose Quartz
My Little Pony: Villain Competition by Ghostkaiba297 reviews
Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra argue over who the best villain in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is. Note: I did a different version on . Check it out there.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra - Complete
Different Doctors Meet a Most Unique Universe by SONGUE reviews
Maybe what Steven's Universe need is just another Rebellious Alien dropping by... Requested by a friend. Third Chapter: A Teaser for the Christmas Special: "What if the 4th Doctor crossed over to Steven Universe's reality?" More Characters will be added to the tags later.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - 4th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Steven U.
The Midnights by The Witches 11 reviews
Vampire Knight fans Onyx, Violet, and Alexander had been watching Vampire Knight when their tv sprouted hands and yanked them inside! Now they've been told that they have been sent into the anime and have a chance to change their favorite characters' fates forever. What will they do now?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C., Zero K., OC
The Trump Card by Sophia Hawkins reviews
A sequel to "The Wild Card". The Joker's daughter is back in Gotham City and disaster follows her arrival, entangling her with Batman and Robin once again.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 3/30/2010
The Last Smile by wonderland07 reviews
All rights to DC. I don't own anything, though I wish I did. Back at the Asylum, Harley was also injected with Titan - she was one of the last of Joker's experiments as punishment for her being unable to beat Batman in the Cell Block. But now in Arkham City it just so happens that she is the one who has overdosed and she is the one who is slowly dying.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harley Q., The Joker
The Battle of the Brains by Shinigami117 reviews
Who would win, Lelouch or Light? This is my answer.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Light Y., L, Lelouch L. - Complete
Spoiled Rotten by Senza pieta reviews
Benedict swore he wouldn't make the same mistakes his father had. Ben wouldn't play favorites. He'd treat all his children equally, exactly the same as one another. He'd give them everything they wanted, more cake and gifts than they could ask for—enough to make other kids jealous enough to die. His children would serve him out of devotion and love, not fear. He'd be a good Father.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL, Grandfather
Awake and Alive by Grim Piggles reviews
:UPDATE: GO TO LAST CHAPTER BEFORE READING. From cruel Golden Eagles to thuggish bats, Adina is desperate to leave her old home behind her. But fate has something planned for the Black Racer. And what does the town of Dirt and an old legend have to do with it? Rattlesnake Jake/OC
Rango - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,989 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Rango, R. Jake - Complete
Time Flies By When You're In a Madhouse by Velvet Red Bullet reviews
Emily is obsessed with the game Arkham Asylum and tries to write her own fanfiction but she has no luck. After a nightmare she wakes up inside the game. Now she must take on her characters role and survive the game. Will she make it to the end? REFRESHING CHAPTERS AND MISTAKES AND OTHER BITS 11.02.2016
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,011 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Bane, Poison Ivy
Windfall by Tonifranz reviews
Flaky, Giggles, and Petunia by chance found Shifty and Lifty's secret hideout in a cave. What they saw astonished them beyond their wildest imaginations. Their actions and decisions in that instant would have consequences, and it would start a great adventure involving most of the Tree Friends. Death, injuries, kidnappings, detective work, wackiness and more ensue.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Giggles, Flaky, Lifty, Shifty
The Tapes by The Jonny T Factor reviews
What happens when Batman finds the hidden patient interview tapes of a new criminal in Arkham City? R&R.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 83,003 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne
Pearls are a Girl's Best (Girl)friend by iammadeofbadideas reviews
William has sent Grell and Ronald to America to help the understaffed American Branch. But when Grell encounters a mysterious woman named Pearl, her main priority is to win the gem's heart. Will she succeed in her endeavors? You'll have to read it to find out! { I've been meaning to write a fanfic of these two, so here it is! hope y'all enjoy it. }
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 10/11/2015
After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,933 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Measures of Acceptability by Tonifranz reviews
Flaky and Flippy are together. But what would Flaky do to keep Flippy hers? The answer? Anything. Even come to terms with Evil Flippy. Flippy/Flaky
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,230 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Flippy, Flaky] Cuddles, Lumpy
Who Saved Whom by Finn35 reviews
V finds that he doesn't have to hide from everyone. Alot of fluff. Rated T to be safe.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 2/20/2012
The Funny Thing About Keys by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
When Buffy is poisoned and dying, Dawn is left no choice but to go to Gotham for the cure that she is told is too dangerous to retrieve. Time is on her side... too bad the universe isn't.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,483 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/12/2010 - [Dawn S., Dick G.] Joker - Complete
No Light, No Light (Not A Glimmer Of Light) by Celesteennui reviews
Oil and water, fire and ice, chickens and boots; all of these things mix far better than Sparrow does with Reaver. Somehow though, she's tied to him, by fate as well as choice. And, as always, the choices that she makes come with repercussions that aren't solely her own to bear. Sparrow/Reaver with Reaver as the biological father to Logan and the Princess/Hero of Brightwall.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Reaver] Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
The Southern Country Belle by Percabeth Jackson reviews
A young girl from Alabama finds out she is a witch and goes to Hogwarts where she meets the infamous Twins. She takes a certain liking towards one Fred Weasley. Soon she will face a hardship that will change her life forever. Changed to a Fred/OC story. HAITUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 7/18/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
The Mirror by The Anti-Horcrux reviews
After a Dumbledore's Army meeting, Luna Lovegood finds a mirror that can actually talk to her. But this mirror is more mysterious than anyone could have known. Soon Luna and her friends are lead deeper into the mirror's story and find what's hidden inside. AU after GoF and An Indirect Kiss. Completed. Please comment for sequel!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Hermione G., Luna L., Steven U., Lapis Lazuli - Complete
While The Cats Away by Sideos reviews
Dib has the flu and therefore it falls to Gaz to save the earth from the alien menace, even if she really, really doesn't want too. However, she soon finds herself doing something even more unexpected. Making a friend. Will be ZAGR later.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Restart by Kitten1313 reviews
For Alfred video games make up a huge part of his life. A fun past time until he's the one trapped forced to make the same decisions over and over again. While he's not alone he's not exactly sure he can trust the other man trapped with him. (Oneshot)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2016 - America, Sans - Complete
Not Not-Human by Forensica X reviews
Cold-case disappearances, gruesome murders, unexplainable disasters, and a spate of terrorist attacks rocked the UK only to end with an explosion in a tiny village. The Doctor and Rose Tyler followed the trail of the invisible war for years, but never thought their search would lead to a baby with a lightning bolt scar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,123 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] Harry P. - Complete
Summer's Day by Sun Daughter reviews
How do you write romance? How do you grammar? All this and more is just a click away! Join your favorite Avatar characters as they help FanFiction writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Delusional by Charmed-and-More reviews
COMPLETE! House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,094 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Danny F., G. House - Complete
Madly in Love by Jedi Healer reviews
The Joker has been locked away as the sole inmate of Arkham Asylum for almost a decade. A certain young psychiatrist happens to stumble upon the knowledge of his confinement. He was an opportunity too good for her to pass up. The thrilling story of how Dr. Harleen Quinzel slowly looses herself in The Joker and becomes The Harlequin, Nolan-verse style.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Joker
The real thing by Katieghost reviews
The characters we all know and love are no longer mere puppets, but real creatures who are about to film Tim Burton's new idea. What could possibly go wrong? Well, let's find out, shall we...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack S., Sally
Dark Obsession by Yokuraromaru reviews
She was as useless as a broken dagger—unwanted and a waste of space. When he came along, all of that changed. He wrapped her in the darkness, giving her purpose, value, and a reason to live. Unable to keep herself from falling, she became addicted. DB fic
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lucien L., Vicente V., OC
Codename kids next door: The bad girl from down the lane by LighthouseB reviews
Summary: Turns out the delightful children from down the lane have a sister who's-urgh-not so delightful it would seem [ORIGINALLY ON TIMEOFROSES/PATHETIC JUSTICE ACCOUNT]
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Benedict U./Father, OC
Codename kids next door: The bad girl from down the lane by TimeOfRoses reviews
Turns out the delightful children from down the lane have a sister who's-urgh-not so delightful it would seem
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL, OC
Black Roses by Lunarex15 reviews
As L dives deeper into the Kira case, he sends his younger sister Kai to Ouran for protection and a cover. Kai's cover is as a boy to through people off her trail, but of course, the host club draws together many different types of people. When Kai becomes friends with them and the Kira case becomes more serious, will she have to make a choice? KyoyaxOC
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - L, Watari, Kyōya O., OC
50 Characters at Freddy's by supercatprincess4237 reviews
Due to the untimely death of Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear's has an opening for the position of Night Watchman, and game/show/book characters everywhere are applying for the job. Who will survive, and who will die? NOTE: At the end of each chapter, the character will either die or resign. I will take requests for characters, and this may go beyond 50 characters.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/14/2014
The Letter by theweezil reviews
It all started with a letter she thought he would never read. She couldn't have been more wrong. Movieverse. The rating will change later on, T for violence and language as of right now.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,646 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/20/2012
do you wanna have a bad Time? by Steefwaterbutter reviews
The Doctor expected trouble when he went to investigate time anomalies disrupting the underground. What he didn't expect was a blue eyed skeleton with the intent to kill. Slight pacifist and genocide spoilers. More like K-plus, but T to be safe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/17/2015 - 10th Doctor, Frisk, Sans - Complete
Breaking the Barrier by Xelatose reviews
The Boss has vowed never to love again, not after Johnny's death. But that changes when Shaundi calls her with a surprise.This surprise turns out to be very alive. Includes Jealous Boss/Johnny and Shaundi/Johnny. But mainly the first one. Might be changing rating to M later on.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat
I might be bad by BlueKyanite reviews
Amethyst has a history with a certain pizzeria, and revisiting that place had set off memories she was never going to forget. Oneshot. Rated T for murder and all that.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2015
Unexpected Attachment! by Mozart's Fantasy reviews
Foxy stared at the picture that had fallen to the ground, surprised to see himself holding a small child in his arms. He held the boy close, giving him a warm hug as the other three looked on happily. On the back was written 'Mikey, Foxy, Bonnie, Chika, Freddy... Friends Forever'. Foxy felt his heart freeze as he glanced at the guard who had tears in his eyes and recognized him.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Brotherly Bonding by storyteller362 reviews
Ben and Monty as adults, older adults like in their 60/70s. Rolling his eyes he strode over to his brother. Monty looked up at him with a bright smile and his blue eyes meet his. Then he spoke loud enough to think that Monty should have shouted. "Ben!"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Benedict U./Father, Monty U. - Complete
The City That Never Was by Quatermass reviews
While visiting Bernice Summerfield at an archaeological dig, the Doctor learns of some disturbing artifacts that point to an impossible city, plundering from other times and universes. The Doctor and Benny resolve to investigate, and soon find themselves drawn into Booker DeWitt's quest to find Elizabeth in the city of Columbia... (Rated M for violence, language, and themes)
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - 7th Doctor, Bernice S./Benny, Booker D., Elizabeth
Of Thieves and Assassins by Goddess of the Books reviews
Thieves and assassins have always remained seperate, but rules are made to be broken. This is a series of crazy, entertaining, funny one shots with the new leaders of the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild, Tinuviel and Oswin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Cicero V., Brynjolf, OC
Code Light by terrapin01 reviews
Code Geass meets Death Note. Beginning is the day after Lelouch gains his powers, and Light recieves the Death Note whilst attending Ashford Academy. I chopped off the end. It's technically complete?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,188 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Light Y., L, Lelouch L. - Complete
Tragedy Deferred by Shanghai1875 reviews
Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 255,241 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Joker
Winter Bloom: Ties to Frozen Tears by Byakuei reviews
AU. But it's okay, she thinks, because she believes she's in bliss, that she is in heaven. Her mind drifts between dream and reality, but eventually it goes blank. Ulrika-centric.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2011
Burning Hatred by LovelyxEnchantress reviews
This is between Jet and an OC! She's basically a run away fire bending assassin who wants to start a new life. But she gets captured from the people she ran away from then recaptured by Jet's gang. She stays silent,even when beaten,can love happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jet
Brothers No Matter What by storyteller362 reviews
Ben and Monty as teenagers shortly after Monty's decommissioning. There were times when you would comfort me. That you would try to help me get through whatever pappy did to me, thought Ben. Determination ran through him. The first thing he thought of was food. Companion piece to Two Peas in a Pod.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Benedict U./Father, Monty U. - Complete
Shallow Emotions by LadyofSilverSide reviews
Ofdensen has everything... He has a daughter, a life, and a duty. But what happens when his private life is disrupted, and how will it affect everything? REVIEWS PLEASE good or bad!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 4/24/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
The Kuro Crazy Klub, High Skool Dayze by Ricky the King reviews
Ever wonder what our dear Kuro characters did in high school? This is what they did. CURRENTLY UNFINISHED. Episode listing up. First movie finished.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/22/2011
Five Nights At Freddy's: Drabbles by nyacat39 reviews
Pretty much the entire summary at the top. Rated T for my paranoia and possible future drabbles being more fitting of the rating then the first one Drabble 1: Mike get's sick one night and the animatronics have a meeting on what they should do with him. Drabble 2: Mike's date get's interrupted by an unexpected visitor. Drabble 3: Bonnie's guitar has a broken string.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,057 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
To Become a Hero by enid.lee reviews
"This kingdom needs nothing more than a revolution. It needs a new leader. It needs...a Hero." But can she meet the challenge? In a true test of courage and resolve, a Princess troubled by doubt and uncertainty must decide whether to lead her people into a new era... or succumb to her own demons and leave them to die. Rated T, but will most likely contain M chapters.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Ben Finn, Elliot, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Rina Tomonaga by Rabbitfoot O'Eight reviews
Has Rina Tomonaga ever regretted interfering with a world that maybe she should have left alone? Never. To those who are still there, to those who still care, I discontinue this with a sad heart. But did I leave you hanging? Absolutely not. Chapter 47: The Climax, The Aftermath, and The Lives Left for our Cross Academy Misfits.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 258,178 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Zero K., OC] - Complete
A Goth In Howl's Moving Castle? by Narshmallow reviews
AU. Sophie lives in the real world as a goth. The abusiveness of her parents results in her wishing to be far away in some fantasy world like the ones she sees in movies, which of course happens. Somehow in Howl's world, Sophie finds herself walking in the sky, talking to fire demons, and desperately seeking a way to break a powerful curse on the devilishly handsome Howl Jenkins.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sophie H., Howl
Steven Gwar by The Cowardly Christian reviews
Steven and his friends go to a new restaurant in town...things are gonna get ugly...and musical!
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Steven U.
To Play the Fool by Sherlock Holmes Skittle reviews
Some people are only pretending to be idiots. A slew of new villains happens to coincide with the arrival of a new vigilante named Tex. She seems to be connected to Mr. Wayne's newest secretary, Jenny Harkness, an arrogant woman with a brilliant mind to back it up. With a tendency to involve themselves in trouble, it's a good thing Batman's always there to watch out.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 211,145 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, OC - Complete
Steven Row by The Cowardly Christian
When the life of one innocent boy...and a murderous sociopath become intertwined...no one is safe! "Saints Row 3" Major AU!
Crossover - Saints Row & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Boss/PC, Steven U.
Steven Halloween by The Cowardly Christian reviews
After an incident with the warp...Steven finds himself in a place he's only seen in his dreams...
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Jack S., Steven U.
Dating the World: Country x Reader by YourHero213 reviews
Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for Reader. There's America challenging her to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes her, England's several different personas flying all over the place; not to mention Romano's been going all tsundere on her & the BTT's practically been fighting for her attention. Oh, and those damn 2Ps just won't leave her alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 313,028 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - England/Britain, America, China, Parallel Nations
Arkham Universe by The Cowardly Christian reviews
8 Assassins, one mastermind, 3 Gems, and one Steven...this will not end well...
Crossover - Batman: Arkham Asylum & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2015
With brother for a week by Wyyvernn reviews
Logan gets bored of staying in Millfields until one day he decides it's time to change that and visits his little sister.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
Metal Guardians by CupOfAngst reviews
A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
What he Thought Could Never Happen by TheGrandioseDelusion reviews
The Warden is hiding a scandalous secret that just may get him killed.
Superjail! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Jared, Alice, The Doctor, The Warden
Security Guard Deadpool by Snipersary reviews
There's only one way this night is gonna end with Deadpool as the main character...
Crossover - Five Nights at Freddy´s & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Phone Guy, Bonnie, Chica, Mike Schmidt - Complete
Zim the Exile by sikeokilla reviews
Alternate universe. Zim is exiled with his knowledge. Skooge and Tak are exiled with him. Gaz and Dib are going through high school when three aliens and their robots join the high school and create mayhem. ZimxGaz TakxDib ZitaxSkooge GirxMimi
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Zim, Gaz
The Princess and The Tycoon by WhichCat reviews
Everything was going according to plan for the princess and her would be husband. That was until the rebellion broke out and the two were separated by death. Now the would-be Queen must fight to stay alive on her road to rule. When things get sticky between her and the egocentric, owner of Reaver industries, she must find a way to curb the carnal desires that chill her to the core.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 224,970 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
One little trip by Artdirector123 reviews
Pearl is cleaning up after the events of Space Race, and meets a strange man on the beach
Crossover - Doctor Who & Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - 11th Doctor, Pearl
The Despicable Gru Family by FreshlyJuicedBeetles reviews
A handful of drabbly vignettes about life after adoption. Titles: Changes, Grandma, The Life of Kyle, Presents, and Gru's Worst Nightmare.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
His Butler: His Alchemist by l'author reviews
Edward is drawn into London's Victorian era, faced by a pretentious upper class and manners. When he's rescued by our favorite butler, Sebastian, he is forced to take refuge in the Phantomhive estate...unfortunately, Ciel isn't too happy about this. Slight AU. Drama and Angst, with a touch of Humor: After all, Edward is not familiar with a little thing called 'manners'.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Edward E., Sebastian M., Ciel P.
A Perfect World by Bishou no Marina reviews
(*Sequel to My Other Name*) Under the leadership of Queen Rose, Albion is entering an Age of Enlightenment. Its people have official representation at court for the creation and passage of laws, new Heroes are awakening, and Rose has reunited Albion's oldest protectors. But the Spire remains, and Rose is plagued by dreams of other worlds and memories that are not her own.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Perfect by angelofthelightanddark
Every Hero needs a Sanctuary. Part three of the Silent before the Grave series.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake - Complete
Just Fine by BrokenButStillStanding reviews
Logan's big brotherly side comes out when Reaver tries to mess with his little sister. Heads would roll. No incest, sibling fluff and protective Logan.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
Just another Friday by angelofthelightanddark reviews
Because even Heros need a break from work for a while. And the tavern is always open. Part one of the Silent before the Grave series.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Complete
Princess Snowflake by purpledragon6 reviews
Ice Queens niece comes to stay with her. What happens when she becomes friend with Fionna and starts to grow close to Gumball? *Has been started up again.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ice Queen - Complete
Divine Wind by EmpressVicky reviews
She never thought she'd run to him anytime soon after their encounter at the market. Why was he so obsessed with the Avatar? She dares to bet her remaining copper pieces that he wished it were the Avatar who fell in his arms instead of a girl. And the more she questioned what her purpose was ever since she ran into the Prince, the more Fate seemed to have played with her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Zuko, OC
Reaver's Servants by Luna Peachie reviews
In desperate need of new servants upon his return to Lakeview Manor, Reaver reluctantly hires a small group of former circus performers when only they show up to apply for the jobs. Reaver soon discovers that though he may be the boss, his new hires pretty much run things in their own weird, yet somehow efficient, manner.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 254,411 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Reaver, Barry H. - Complete
Never Mind the Dark by BlackMasterDryne reviews
Hey there, Dryne here! This is just a little Fable 3 one-shot I started about 6 months ago and never got around to finishing. It takes place immediately after Sir Walter's death in the game where you spare Logan's life. According to this little world of mine Logan never left, and is actually hiding in the castle. Enjoy!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
Unusual by CrackerTales reviews
After another failed mision, the Delightful children from down the lane return home to find a strangly curious father. (In Which father learns some things about his children).
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL - Complete
Deadpool's night at Freddy's by Smoking Wrecker reviews
Deadpool gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's pizza, what can go wrong?
Crossover - Deadpool & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Deadpool/Wade W., Freddy Fazbear, Chica - Complete
Better The Devil You Know by Hoshigumo reviews
After a 200 year hiatus, Sanguine returns to Mundus, bent on creating mischief for the descendant of a dear friend from the past. Saving mankind wasn't originally part of his travel plans, but its like they always say: when life gives you lemons, you throw an orgy. Fem!DB x Sam/Sanguine. Rated T at present; will go up later for violence/adult situations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne
The Music Box by Bishou no Marina reviews
(*Companion to A Perfect World*) As Keeper of the Music Box, Logan holds the fate of dormant Heroes like himself in his hands. His own awakening, should he choose it, will start a chain reaction across the land; once begun, it cannot be stopped. As a King, he was a failure. But his sister's faith in him remains, and with it, this charge: to rebuild a world, one life at a time.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Logan, OC] [Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver]
Quite a Lot in Common by Bluesunkatsuri reviews
After yet another stressful day, William T. Spears decides to do what everyone seems to do to relax, and that is to just go to a pub and see what happens. There, he meets England, who is at the pub for the same reasons. When the two start talking, they realise they have quite some things in common. Such as their amount of work, annoying coworkers, and then some. *No pairing*
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - William S., England/Britain
Code of the Guardians by The-Silver-Butterfly150 reviews
North thought Jack is finally mature enough to take things seriously, so he shows him the rule book that all four guardians made a few hundred years ago to avoid angering each other, but turns out the hellion was only capable of breaking rules and pissing them all off one by one. Who knew the Guardian rules could be so silly?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,451 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, North
Steven Who by kingxana0 reviews
A strange man arrives in Beach City, not knowing his appearance will be the precursor toward horrible things to come. Luckily the Crystal Gems are there.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Malevolence Festers by liliedove reviews
They all died. Cicero does prefer his new home in Dawnstar though. And the Listener, OH the LISTENER! So mighty, leading us with numbers so small! Not to mention the stress of having a conspiracy formed against her very life... Hoohoohoo! I hope we die a horrid death together! I do like the Listener. Yes, Cicero likes her very much indeed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,619 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cicero V., Dark Brotherhood Murderer
Sympathy For Purple and Gold by PennWordsworth reviews
[One-Shot] There are many characters dealt bad hands in life by game developers that stumble into Tapper's, but there is one particular man that shifts between two peculiar colors who is definitely among the top ten characters that have it the worst.
Crossover - Wreck-It Ralph & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Complete
Creepypasta x Reader lemons by Ookaminii reviews
This will be a collection of Creepypasta character x Reader lemons. Female readers only, for the most part.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014
Intelligence Dampening Sphere by Epikrocket reviews
Follow the thoughts of Wheatley, the intelligence dampening sphere, through the Portal 2 campaign (P.S thank you SO much for all the support so far. The next chapter will be up sometime in the next millennium. But I've been really busy lately with school and my YouTube channel, but I really am trying to write an entertaining story!)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Weighted Companion Cube
Identical Opposites by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
Necessary Evil. It exists, with no way to corner, capture or kill it. What happens when 'Kira' tries to get rid of a necessary evil by the name of Johnny C? L takes notice, for one thing. Not only that but Light now has an unpredictable, insane variable out for his head. Oh, and Johnny is definitely NOT. HAPPY.
Crossover - Death Note & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - L, Light Y., Johnny C.
The DEATH of Dora the explorer by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
L asks Kira for a favor...
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
To be a Wolf by Forensica X reviews
The Doctor never thought he would feel that horrible, gut-clenching fear and fury again, but that's what comes with loving someone. Even with the potential for horrible pain, he wouldn't have traded Rose for the world. Despite the danger involved in loving him back, neither would Rose.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
Just Another Night at Freddy's: The Golden Years by DeltaV reviews
A collection of one-shots set before the murders and the Bite. A nice little side project when it's too hectic to work on one of the nights. Also where I plan on putting holiday specials! Nothing too dark here, so expect some pretty happy tales! Rated T for "language you wouldn't use in front of Grandma." Mostly done for humor. PG-13, y'all.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Weird Day On Set by TemperanceBooth1 reviews
This is the first day on the set of Van Helsing. What happens when the actors meet the real versions of their characters? I twisted the couples a little. I made it that Kate Beckinsale is married to Scott Speedman instead of Len Weisman. All other couples are the same.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious, Dracula
My name is Alois, but call me C by Burton's InuMonster reviews
Ciel Phantomhive is a well known detective in England known as C. L is the best detective in the world. when L is having trouble with the Kira case he calls to him, knowing his mysterious ways of working, C leaves the work to his butler and a cute shinigami. Light suspects, but when C comes in his way, how far will Light go to find his name? WARNING: DEPRESSING END. DONT KILL ME.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Light Y., L, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Hard Times Of The Racoon Kids by XxSullenLiftyGirlxX reviews
This is my first ever fan fic. Starring my fave twins. in this one they're triplets. parings: Lifty and Flaky, Shifty and Petunia, OC and Flippy. i update every friday. ocs excepted.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Lifty, Shifty - Complete
Dangerous Closeness by RawrFox reviews
Flaky just moved to Happy Tree Town. Her neighbors are nice and friendly. But who is this man everybody avoids? There all sorts of mysteries surrounding the inhabitants of the apparently calm town.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Flippy, Flaky, Splendid
Human and Irken UNITE! by blueflower1594 reviews
In desperate need of a partner, Zim asks Gaz to help him conquer Earth. That's how it began. It started out as a partnership...and it ended in something neither were prepared for. The ultimate ZAGR fic! This is gonna be good, trust me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,739 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Secrets of the Fazbear Family by Soul of Jasmine reviews
What happens when you change the genders of the Fazbear crew, take out a bit of the horror, and replace it with a slice-of-life/comedy genre? This story!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy
Germany x Reader Lemon-Umstand-Hetalia Axis Powers FanfictionLemon- by sibahahahahaha reviews
You begin your new life at a new University with your best-friend. But before the school year even starts, you face troubles with an ex-boyfriend and things get physical. You were saved by two mysterious men whom you're trying to find, will you really be able to find them with the struggles of a double major? What about your 'major-mates' Do they know anything about the two men?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia
Love Kills by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Shell didn't expect to find out a killer was on the loose in her small home town. Then again, she never thought she would be housing the killer himself. A Jeff the Killer fanfiction, second one about him so go easy.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Help by potosw reviews
Jane is not dead and she is willing to do everything in her power to bring Jeff the Killer to his ultimate death. Though he hates to admit it, he may need help. That help comes in the form of one Jaina Kutz.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012
Trust No One by Zompyre reviews
Everyone knows not to talk to strangers... Especially in Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Six: What Came Before by DeltaV reviews
Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,577 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
Chucky and Tiffany solve problems by XxSullenLiftyGirlxX reviews
Are you going through troubles and you need advice? Do you need advice from a real mother and father (not yours but close enough) then send in you're questions for this destructive duo and they'll answer them hopefully they'll get answered in a timely fashion. Send in your problems and get advice!
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013
Catching a Gypsy by AsherKingofWeebs reviews
One year after Lucien's downfall, Reaver finds himself back in Bloodstone to repay his debt to the Shadow Court, and craving the attention of a certain orphan Gypsy. Sparrow, on the other hand, is perfectly fine without him. Sparrow/Reaver, Rated M for later chapters.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
The Ties of Family by Alexandra989 reviews
Jamie and Sophie are growing and Jack fears they will stop believing. A trip to Jamie's wealthy aunt's manor reveals something about Jamie and Jack and changes their thoughts about each other. And a fictional tale of the birth of the ROTG movie. (Ratings may differ for different chapters. Mostly rated K-plus)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 124,018 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jamie, Jack Frost, Sophie
Superjail x Reader by jillybeanjj reviews
Superjail x Reader stories! This includes the Warden, Stingray, and all your favorites! I'm taking requests, so send them in!
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - OC
Cold Eyes by LonelyPortrait reviews
The bite of the 87, the day everyting changed both for Freddy's and our protagonist. This tells the story of what happened before and after the accident at the restaurant.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014
Old Fool by Cakes Blargh reviews
The last moments and the last journal entry of the Hero of Kvatch. A viewpoint through the eyes of Sheogorath during the Mind of Madness quest in Skyrim. Might be a series of drabblet later on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch
Beyond Grim and Evil 4: Bloodlust by Deliverer reviews
Love Potion 101, a creation of Major Doctor Ghastly's has returned; and this time it's in the water. When humanity partakes of the infected water, love is quickly overshadowed by blood lust. Anyone left is fair game and the survivors are in deep trouble. Will they find a cure before they too are infected, or is Endsville and the world doomed?
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013 - The Grim Reaper, General Skarr, Eris, Boogey Man - Complete
Just Put it Down by Petchricor reviews
Mike couldn't believe that he had agreed to go to his nephew's birthday party at that horrible place. Well, it was during the day at least, what could go wrong? Oh, wait, everything could. Right.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Foxy, Mike Schmidt, OC - Complete
The Shinigami Wager by The Gray Ghoul reviews
Three shinigami make a bet. Their 'horses' live in Gotham City. One is a devout Christian. Another is a teen ready to kill his classmates. The third is a Joker fan, knows Batman's true identity and holds him hostage. Batman needs help from Neito - Near
Crossover - Death Note & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Near, Bruce W./Batman
German encounters with weirdness by quietlyfangirlinginthecorner reviews
long story short, Germany found out the hard way that there were parallel universes. Both Germanys. contains Nyotalia and Hetalia... and massive hairy spiders. (may or may not contain GerIta, I have yet to decide)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, Prussia
Portal 1&2 Novelisation by TomatoSoupful reviews
(Old fanfic) Both Portal games written as a novel. Memory-less and annoyed with the situation, Chell ventures through Aperture Science battling test after test after test. But what else is going on? And why is everything trying to kill her?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Where Is the Edge? by KlutzDeluxe reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,037 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
Prussia x Reader Lemon- Facade- Hetalia Axis Powers FanFiction by sibahahahahaha reviews
You've lived With Old Fritz for nearly 5 years and worked in his pub, beginning the summer before your Freshman year as an Undergraduate. Now you're a Graduate student, and Fritz' grandsons return from Germany. Ludwig is already like a little brother to you, but when his older brother moves into your apartment with you, will you be able to treat Gilbert like a brother too?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Germany, Hungary, Prussia, Fritz
The Eyes Have It by Giovanni-Kuroi-Tora reviews
When Tai Lung turns up at the Jade Palace after being defeated at the hands of the Dragon Warrior, many questions arise. Emotions run high as Tai Lung tries to gain the trust of the Furious Five, and sort out his own feelings. Tai Lung x Tigress
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 4/18/2009
Caged in Pirate's Cove by hrhowling reviews
It all begins with the Bite. After that, Foxy is twisted beyond human comprehension into something much, much worse than a robot with mixed up codes. But it is nothing compared to what the others have become... (drabblefic series, OCs involved, rated T for gore and swearing, not in chronological order)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Foxy, OC
Remember Me by 087-B reviews
Slight AU. "I remember that day, June 26, 1987. What a horrid, horrid day. It was going so good too...it's been 20 years since then. I've decided to go ahead and get a job over at that pizzeria as the new night-guard. I needed to see them again. My name is Michael J. Schmidt, and this is my tale."
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear, Phone Guy
Mike Schmidt Gets Fired by Shadow's Bodyguard reviews
And he does not take it well. Uh-Oh. Now complete!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
From the Rails by altairattorney
Humans, Wheatley decides, are complicated.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Wheatley - Complete
Anything at all by purpledragon6 reviews
Marshal Lee and Fionna drabbles. My first adventure time fic. Chapters are being polished up and Re-done.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
The Clair de Lune Paradox by SynapticFirefly reviews
Numbuh 274 narrates a series of events in his youth where Numbuh 362 was his beautifully damaged second-in-command and the spiraling aftermath that came with his inevitable betrayal.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362]
Where Demons Hide by BigDongsandProsper reviews
After escaping from being sold by Reaver into a brothel, Sparrow returns three years later, with one desire; revenge.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Reaver]
Wacky Nights with Foxy by UltyFox reviews
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is no more, but when a mysterious man of science decides to bring back a forgotten animatronice, Fazbear's Pizzeria is back in business. And an improved Foxy is running the place!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Foxy, OC]
Sunny-Side Up by Cranbeary reviews
When a young orphan named Fae needs a home, the Happy Tree Orphanage can only do so much. They are a small group, and need to close soon because of low funding. This will leave their last two occupants homeless lest they are adopted. In a modern society where imperfection is scorned, perhaps a perfectly imperfect man can bring out the best of Fae. Human!AU, Father-Daughter FxF
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Flippy, Flaky
Letting the Lady Rest by icedemeralds reviews
Wheatley gets fed up with how slow the Lady is solving tests. He brings her up to his lair to sleep, and finds beauty in how peaceful she rests in sleep mode. Human!Wheatley
Portal - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Chell, Wheatley
The Power of Three by MissFabulous09 reviews
A short one-shot about Logan's life and struggle to protect his sister. Takes place during Fable III and features Logan, the Hero Of Brightwall, Reaver, and Sparrow. Genres are some hurt/comfort, family, and some romance. Read or don't read, the choice is yours, fellow fanfiction user.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake] Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
Fable One-Shot Numero Once! by it-is-i-me2
Okay, I know that looks like it says the English word "once," as in "once upon a time," but really its "once" as in the Spanish word for "eleven." This is a oneshot based on the achievement called, "Coronation Chicken." I think you can guess what it's about...
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Jasper, OC - Complete
Blue Again by Xzeihoranth reviews
The Doctor finds Elizabeth before she can make her last and greatest mistake.
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - 10th Doctor, Elizabeth - Complete
Don't Scream Ticci-Toby x Reader by Kid Brilliant reviews
[Completed] You're a sweetheart, living with your dad and little brother, always ready to help out and be friendly. Your demeanor was always nice and comforting... Too bad that all changed that one fateful night. You knew Toby couldn't feel physical pain, but could he experience emotional pain? Could he... Could he ever experience emotions...? x3
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Five: Competition by DeltaV reviews
With Foxy now temporarily living with Mike, things have gotten interesting for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. But when a new restaurant owned by a powerful corporation threatens the pizzeria's survival, it's up to Mike and the animatronics to deal with this new competition. Rated T for "no no words." Gets bloody at the end. If you close your eyes and squint (what?), it looks like PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
HetaGakkō by Summerssevenseas reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's mockery, his stupid invisibility, and mostly, being a nation. He wants one year of a normal life, and his boss gives it to him. He gets a scholarship to Ouran High School Academy, not bothering to act like a rich kid, and meets the host club, becoming the Shy Host. But to what extent is his brother going to just to find him and bring him home?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Canada
That Story by ultimate buu reviews
What happens when you combine two subjects that have no chemistry with one another? You get this story. I'm not liable for any spoilers that this story may give you...just read with cation.
Crossover - Deadpool & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/26/2014
killer mascots killer's mascot by ondsinet reviews
There is only place for one murderer mascot, and Professor Genki knows that
Crossover - Saints Row & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Never Let Go by KingWykkyd57 reviews
Bentley never wanted to let her go... But he couldn't bring himself to love her... (Bentley/Penelope short one shot)
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Bentley, Penelope] - Complete
The Road to Hell by JazzylovesTransformers reviews
It is paved by lies, murder and, most of all, insanity. A newly-fledged psychiatrist must find a way to push through the raging storm of madness that is Arkham Asylum and, somehow, emerge unscathed. Scarecrow/OC/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Joker, J. Crane, OC
The Rules by McStaken reviews
Edward Nigma has forty-four rules to surviving Gotham's criminal underworld and all of them come with painful(ly obvious) lessons.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 61,575 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Thneeds and Butterflies by waystatus reviews
Ted and Audrey were going to visit the Once-ler together, but Grammy Norma was quick to steal their attention and now she'd like to tell HER story. The Once-Ler and Norma crossed paths while he was at the peak of his success. He was a greedy businessman, she was a tree-hugging enthusiast. Norma remained long after his empire crashed. This is a telling of what happened off-screen.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Five Nights for a Wedding by Mika-the-Shadowbeast reviews
When Della Thorn needs a quick way to make some extra money for her upcoming wedding, she decides to take the night guard shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria despite all the rumors that surround the place. Because that's all they are, right? Just rumors.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear
Lulu the Airbender by Kataang1 reviews
"Please." He leaned down and kissed me. Caught up in the moment I kissed him back, and I ran my fingers through his hair. "I love you." He whispered. "I love you." I whispered back. Zuko/OC slight kataang and Suka.Beta is Wanting Memories! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Zuko, OC - Complete
The Only Exception by Kataang1 reviews
It is a sequel to Lulu the airbender. Involves a wedding or two, and basically just continues on. ZUKO/OC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Zuko, OC
Valhalla Resorts by i just like to read theses reviews
What happens when the reds, blues, and some freelancers all live on the same apartment floor? No plot, little dabbles, and just random parts my friend and i thought to do.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison
Five Nights With You (Reader X Various) by Your Intelligence reviews
Basically this is my first reader insert, let's see how it goes!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
One Night at Freddy's by IWillNotBow01 reviews
As a small child, Wybie's favorite place to go was Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. However, a few years later, when he and his best friend, Coraline, learn that the place is haunted, they're eager to learn more about it. When they sneak into the pizzeria at night, what will happen? Will both of them make it out alive?
Crossover - Coraline & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014
Five Nights with Mr C by RiddledRose reviews
On the way home from his holiday, Nny finds himself stranded in a small town when the engine of his car dies out. He doesn't have enough money to pay for its repair, but thankfully a goofy oldster in a gaudy orange suit has offered to cover the cost if Nny agrees to look after his business for him after hours. Nothing bad could possibly come from that...right?
Crossover - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2014
Beneath the Surface by indiegarona reviews
Everything may not be as it seems for Albion's Hero Queen, Lorelai, when a past love resurfaces to vie for her affections, and the most unlikely of allies opens her eyes to a painful truth. Could she forgive and still love someone who'd hurt her so deeply, or would her heart turn cold from the scars of his betrayal?
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Reaver, Elliot, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Not The Only One by CopperTupper reviews
Mike Schmidt doesn't remember ever passing out so many times. Perhaps Foxy can help?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014
Broken Window by Vixin2 reviews
About two weeks ago, it was my cousin Bianca's wedding. During the reception, there was a crashing sound as someone jumped through the window of one of the higher floors and landed head first. Killing him. This person was my friend Anthony. Sequel to Challenged Chronicles. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but my own characters. Features Slenderman and possibly other creepypastas
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Four: Parental Supervision by DeltaV reviews
After dealing with the events of Night Three, night guard Mike Schmidt and his animatronic friends live's are finally starting to slow down. Until Mike's parents decide to visit Mike while he's on duty. Rated T for "when you're older" language, and future possible spookiness. PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Complete
FNAF: The One in Pirate's Cove by The Real Hunter Doodles reviews
I told myself not to come back, but I did. Against my better judgement I returned to keep my promise: To repair Foxy by day, and work the night guard shift at night. But I never quite knew what I was getting myself into. I was repairing my would-be killer, and he is just waiting for his chance to strike when I least expect it.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Foxy, OC - Complete
Weekend Visitor by jessiejanelightyear reviews
When Bonnie brings Zurg home from Sunnyside for the weekend, how will Buzz and Jessie cope with this unexpected visit from "Daddy"?
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Buzz Lightyear, Jessie] - Complete
The Night Shift by dogboat333 reviews
Mike Schmidt thinks he has the easiest job in the world: sit for six hours at a rundown kid's pizzeria and check the cameras every once in a while. Should be simple enough, right? Not exactly, as Mike is about to find out, since the animatronics turn from huggable children's icons into something far worst when the lights go out
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Mike Schmidt
A Lot Can Happen In Five Nights by AlphaTheGriffin17 reviews
Synthetic Saga 1- Mike Schmidt is desperate. He's lost his job. The rent is piling up. He's on his last few dollars. He has no friends, he's unwilling to ask his family for help. Until he's apparently saved in the form of a new security job at a local pizzeria. On his first night working there, he learns there's a lot more than meets the eye about Freddy's. And it's not that bad
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's: A Pirates Tale by Foxy the Pirate reviews
Freddy's Pizzeria has gained quiet the crowd after many years of success. But soon enough it was time for a new member to join the gang...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Night Terrors by Tesla2251 reviews
After a few weeks, the animatronics have figured out that Mike Schmidt is a human and no longer wish to kill him. A somewhat un-easy friendship has formed between the band and the security guard. One night, Foxy has a "nightmare" of his past. This is my first FNaF fanfiction, so cut me some slack. Enjoy!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Chica, Foxy
Foxy x Reader: Stupid Bear! by ReadMaFics reviews
You and foxy team up to kill Freddy
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Foxy, OC] Freddy Fazbear, Chica
Chica and Foxy Short by TheKarin reviews
Just a little short detailing the idle lives of Freddy's gang. Starring a hungry little bird and the rambunctious pirate that loves to tease her. (Title is plain because I didn't know what else to name it. Not really a ship, just Foxy messing around.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Chica, Foxy - Complete
My Life Was All a Lie by BritJay21 reviews
Christine never liked Halloween, or the Jack o Lantern locket she never seemed to be able to remove. What happens when one Halloween she discovers the source of the holiday and uncovers secrets of her past that might have best been left uncovered?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jack S., Sally
Klokateers II: The Renegades by fieldandfountain reviews
Charles Foster Ofdensen seeks his revenge on a former Klokateer, while also battling his desire for her. Meanwhile, when a young woman from his past takes the Hood, he is forced to confront his deepest held beliefs. A sequel to Eileen on You, though it stands on its own. Darker, more dramatic, and sensual.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, OC
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Three: Changing of the Guard by DeltaV reviews
Mike's been fired, and in the wake of the break in, any trust or friendship between him and the animatronics has been shattered. Freddy and the others struggle to come to terms with the realization all of the guards had been human. With a new guard settled in for the night, the animatronics have one goal: Get Mike back! Rated T for "sailor speak" and scary robots. Basically PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Complete
Keeper of the Killer by TheWolfOfTheStars reviews
Jeff the Killer. You think insane. Crazy. Murderer. Killer. Uncontrollable... That shy little introvert in the corner has more secrets than you think. *UP FOR ADOPTION-INQUIRE WITHIN*
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013
Water Wings by mawmawile reviews
"Sometimes, the young girl creeped upon the edges of the quaint, snowy village and looked at the large, beckoning sea around her. Even though she couldn't waterbend much yet, the sea still called out to her."
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Katara, Lapis Lazuli
Five Nights at Freddy's, The Story at Freddy's by Your Intelligence reviews
This is a story from the animatronic's point of view.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
A Day With His Shadow by Gaaras gamer girl reviews
A day with Dark Link. This is based off of a random thought after taking too many quizes that paired me with Dark Link. Dark Link X Reader and Oocness. Only gender is specified, so almost anyone can place themsevles here. No longer a One-Shot! Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Dark Link
The Infamous Bite of 1987 by Booty Shorts reviews
Michael Schmidt retells his horrifying witness of the infamous Bite of '87, and how he is now the only one who really knows of the animatronics' true nature. Please review! Don't be one of those silent readers!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
The Surge by danestle3195 reviews
Mike has been terrified for six nights straight trying to keep some form of money, the animatronics from Freddy Fazbears Pizza constantly trying to catch and kill him, but everything changes when a large power surge from a heavy thunderstorm hits this ominous pizza place on the seventh night he works. Rated T for language and possible violence.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Golden Freddy
Memoirs of a Fox by Atomic Rex reviews
Let's see... maintenance worker duties. Empty out the trashcans, clean the floors, wipe the tables clean, interview old animatronic foxes... Wait, what? Rated T for one scene in particular, but it's nothing too distressing. Please review.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Foxy, OC
The Answer Lies Beneath Us by DuckieBubbles reviews
When GLaDOS discovers some interesting truths about her past from Doug Rattmann, she gathers some old friends to form an unlikely group to go on a mission to find the answers GLaDOS yearns for. ((Caveline shipping. Androids. Rated T because I'm paranoid.))
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Foxy's Bite by ShadowWeasel reviews
Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Two: The Break In by DeltaV reviews
There's a crime spree going on, targeting places that have held more than their fair share of controversy. And Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is a prime target. Rated T for "bad words," violence, and sorta-not-really vague death and gore. Basically PG-13.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,279 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Complete
Tortured Soul by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The first thing I remember is the sound of laughter. It was like the sound of bells, chiming in sync and beauty. It echoed off the walls of my mind, beating in my chest. The sound of children's laughter made me want to open my eyes for the first time. "Foxy, can you say hi?" Was that me? "This is Pirate Cove, where you will be staying." Pirate Cove. My home.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,945 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Too Attached by d00med reviews
"Always check Pirate Cove. Thats the rule about taking the night shift - you can frolick about with the controls, close the doors, flick lights, but the rule to remember is to always check." Freddy comes up with a new plan on how to catch the security guard, but he needs a certain Fox to make it work. However, his plan to convince Foxy quickly goes wrong... T for language & Freddy.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
No Regrets by BlueBumbler reviews
The pirate fox frowned softly, reaching his hand up to gently brush a lock of hair out of her face. "Don't be daft, lass. I got put outta order because a' me own actions. An' I don't regret it. If I had it ta do over again, I'd still do what I had ta to protect ye." - This story of the Bite of 87 has been told many times, but I have never offered my version.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Foxy, Bonnie, Freddy Fazbear, Chica - Complete
Fable One-Shot Numero Dos! by it-is-i-me2 reviews
In this addition of Blade and Forge's wacky adventures, they discover the game, Spin-The-Bottle.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, OC - Complete
Mind Games by Tofu-Monstrosity reviews
Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Sciences Mental Hospital. Doctor Wheatley is tasked with waking up a rather unusual patient. One who previously tried to burn down the entire hospital and murder the chief of medicine. AU human Wheatley and GLaDOS. Takes place between Portal 1 and 2.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
It's a P-Pirate's Life for Meee-e-e by Dr. Dee Da Dee reviews
Quick drabble with a different idea of what happened to the victim of the bite.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Foxy - Complete
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night One: Foxy's Freedom by DeltaV reviews
The first in my planned series of stories set two weeks after the 7th Night. The animatronics aren't out to get Mike anymore, but that still doesn't mean the end of his problems when he finds his keys to the front door missing... Rated T for big boy language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Complete
Love at First Sight by Tales the Fox reviews
When you got and work at an old pizza place, you catch the eye of a certain red-furred fox. What happens when he comes to your door at night? How will you react? Well.. Come and read and see. If you dare that is.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Foxy, OC]
Five Nights at Freddy's: A Poem by The Almighty Pickle Lord XD reviews
My brothers said my poem was nightmare fuel, so I'm fairly proud of this. Please R and R. T for safety.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2014
Differences by writerofberk reviews
The Lorax notices that the Once-ler acts different around his family. These are his observations. Companion piece to 'They've Done so Much to You'. No slash, purely friendship. One-shot turned collection of one-shots. ON HIATUS.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - The Lorax, The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother
The Missing Children by Atomic Rex reviews
A sequel of sorts to The Bite of '87, regarding the second incident that made Freddy's a less than reputable business. This is told as an actual narrative rather than a collection of news reports, and is meant to be a one-shot. Reader discretion is strongly advised, contains themes of kidnapping and child murder.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, OC - Complete
The Bite of '87 by Atomic Rex reviews
A collection of news stories relating to that fateful night in 1987. This is a Five Nights at Freddy's fic, disturbing content warning should not be necessary.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Foxy - Complete
The Graveyard Shift by kokonoseharuka reviews
An account of many of Freddy Fazbear's employees after the Bite of '87 and the disturbances they notice in Foxy's programming. T for intense gore- the suit pushing is described in great detail. Will be updated fairly regularly, but don't hold your breath. First upload in a few months! Way too lazy to upload anything recently. Anyway, review however you want and follow if you like!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014
The Director's Cut by gunyolk reviews
Freddy Fazbear, his pizzaria under threat of foreclosure, devises a daring gambit to ensure the pizzaria's eternal survival, and to make sure it never gets shut down. Heavily based on headcanon. All of the animatronics are humanoid in this.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Fable One-Shot Numero Uno! by it-is-i-me2 reviews
In this one shot, Blade, Forge, Ben, and Reaver learn the joys of strip poker. Rated T for suggestive material.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Reaver, Ben F., Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, OC - Complete
Gotham's Cinderella by InkFairy reviews
When Bruce Wayne's secretary stumbles upon his secret, they strike a deal. By agreeing to play his girlfriend, Valencia Carter helps him battle Gotham's gossips as the Batman continues to battle the criminal underworld. It was just supposed to be a business arrangement, but things are never so simple in this city. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,554 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Et Mundus Eos by High Roller Yunalesca reviews
[Unofficial sequel to "Extended Stay" by Prepare-for-the-crazy.] The Warden, the Mistress and their son find themselves ruling the world alongside a group of punky youths and other such diverse people. Will they get through the challenge together? Find out in this story. Rating changed from T to M. [Wardess; OC x OC]
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [The Warden, The Mistress] OC
Lonely Boy: Once-ler's Memories by bloodrosered reviews
We explore the Once-ler's childhood memories. T for coarse language and some scenes of child abuse.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - The Once-ler
The Elemental Gift (Old Version) by vortexFM reviews
It was an unexpected thunderstorm that changed Amaya's life for good. There were times, buried beneath duty and responsibility, where she was scared. Not for Aang, for once, but for herself. However, the one thing that kept her going was the fact that, without her, Aang wouldn't be safe. It'd been her mantra since she could remember, and she wouldn't let it go. [rewrite 2b posted]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,673 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Katara, OC
Avarice by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
She was stealing his underwear. He walked in on her. Perfect start to any affair? One wouldn't think so. Reaver/Princess. [ on hiatus, but may be completed soon. ]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,054 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Meeting in Wraithmarsh by SynthAlex reviews
We all know this man... the one who unleashed the Shadows onto Oakvale. But how does he feel constantly having to repeat the dulls of living day in day out? After a regular sacrifice to the Shadows, Reaver takes a few moments on his journey home to reevaluate his life and on the way comes to pass with his old lover, thought lost among the screams of Oakvale's demise. One shot.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Reaver, Inga] Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
Thanks, Partner by TheLegendOfSam reviews
Bonnie and her daughter, Sarah visit a dying Andy in hospital with his sister. What happens after Sarah leaves Woody with Andy and the three leave the room.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Woody, Molly D., Andy D., OC
The Misadventures Of Deddy Bear by purpledragon6 reviews
And Charles for that matter. Title basically says it all.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2014
Cindy Lou Who and the Once-ler Too by mircosedy reviews
While passing through Whoville in his search for the perfect place to make his thneeds, Once-ler meets someone who will change his life. Follows the Lorax movie. Features a grown up Cindy Lou Who from Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,817 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - The Lorax, The Once-ler, OC - Complete
Of Course You Know This Means Doom! by Invader Johnny reviews
DISCONTINUED Formerly *When A Human Loves An Irken* Zim lost everything after the Tallest told him the truth about his mission but years later he'll gain more than he ever expect... ZAGR story... Notes Are Up.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Aberration by Amephyre reviews
"By the time you find this journal, I'll probably already be dead. Don't worry about me, just please... show this to anyone you can. Share this story in as many ways and to as many people as you can. Don't let my efforts be in vain. Let them know... that the Slenderman is real."
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
The Doctor and the Lamb by Xzeihoranth reviews
Short little story written while I waited for the 50th anniversary to air. On the run from herself, Elizabeth stumbles across a relic of a time that never was, and the man who remembers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, Elizabeth, Booker D. - Complete
Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Tiny Octopus reviews
A girl who took high school philosophy with Light Yagami recounts the story of the rise of the god of judgment and the trail of corpses left in his wake. Contains discussion of religion and possible blasphemy that may offend some readers. Also on A03.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,671 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Light Y., OC] - Complete
Dreams for Many by unsaidcloud reviews
It's only been days since the Doctor left Rose on Bad Wolf Bay and the wounds are still fresh. What if the Doctor discovered Columbia before Booker Dewitt? Between his brains and Elizabeth's abilities, will time and space bend to their every wish? Will Elizabeth get to see Paris and will the Doctor be able to retrieve the things he has lost?
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Elizabeth
Shroud by Miabia100 reviews
"This is just what people do, they kill the things that they are afraid of and for me, it just so happens to be death." (Prussia x Reader)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia
Healed and Hunted by Herana reviews
Forced into a university for Inheritors-those who inherit the powers of their ancestors- the Gaang fight to stay alive and ahead of the curve. They fight the every day battles of love and loss, each in their own way. At least until war breaks out. Zutara, Taang, Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 139,947 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Zuko, Katara
Dream On by Goddess of the Books reviews
All the lies have been unraveled, my heart laid bare, my sanity destroyed and for what? The sake of a single corpse. That's all I have now, and to think I had it all. How did I get here? How did I fall so far? Cicero/Listener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Living With Thy Neighbor by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
What would happen if Squee were to stay with Nny for a few weeks, or possibly the rest of his life? Just some crazy thing I came up with.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Johnny C., Squee, Shmee
Life Meant to Linger by Silvershadow471 reviews
L Lawliet hated to admit it, but...Kira had gotten him. However, a hidden rule of the Death Note comes into play, and L comes back as a ghost that only Light can see. Opponents are dangerous if they have nothing to lose, but L can't even lose his life. The notebook can't help Light now; he needs his wits, some paranormal insight...and a pretty good exorcist.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - L, Light Y.
Welcome to the World by xWendyx reviews
We all have to start from somewhere. A look back at the Once-ler's childhood and teenage years.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2014 - The Once-ler, Brett and Chet, Once-ler's Mother
Endsville High by Tayylore reviews
Nergal Jr bonds with Lucien and Lydia in their AP Environmental Science class and has no choice but to drag them along when Boogie kidnaps Nergal Sr to seize his power. Join us in strange hilarity and frequent Cartoon Network crossovers. We'd like to give a shoutout to our awesome fans! Please remember: Dracula don't suck. Dracula scrape and lick.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/15/2010
They've Done So Much to You by writerofberk reviews
The animals of the forest and the Once-ler's family don't exactly get along, and the Once-ler doesn't understand why. Rated K because there's actually nothing note-worthy in here, unless you count angst. This might be a one-shot, might be more.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2014 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Deadly Night by WolfyMagician reviews
Alternate not-human Universe. Jack Skellington and the residents of Halloween Town are now teenagers in Halloween Academy! But when Sally, the toughest teacher's daughter, transfers in, will ladies-man Jack realize what these new-found feelings are?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Revista (Journal) by emi7890 reviews
"My name is Maria Hernandez. If you have attained this journal, it must mean that I have left it purposely just for your eyes to read." A fanfiction about Future Superjail and its different perspectives between different characters. ((Best in 3/4 reading mode))
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012
World's Greatest Detective by MoonSpider95 reviews
Reader-Insert, LxReader DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. You were recruited by L one fateful day, and have grown to be one of his most trusted field agents. Though, could your relationship blossom further? Rated T for later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,905 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - L
A Tenacious Flame by RebelliousWolf reviews
Fionna is upset when Gumball breaks her heart. In order to cheer her up Marshall Lee suggests to visit someplace dangerous, like the Fire Kingdom. However, their plans get changed on the way there and someone new, yet dangerous is about to make her heart flicker. (cheesy beginning? yes, yes it was) [FIONNA X FLAME PRINCE love story]
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,561 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Fionna, Flame Prince - Complete
Dark Paradise by RoseScytheElysium reviews
The young princess is forced into a marriage with Reaver. She must now adjust to her new life, and call the murdering mad man husband
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,173 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Succession by Kagami Sorciere reviews
Story takes place right at the end of 'The Doomstar Requiem'. Charles takes his place as the High Holy Priest of the Church of the Black Klok and the band is left without a manager. In an attempt to find a new one, they hold 'manager auditions', but old grudges interfere and one of the band members takes a turn for the worse. cannon ONE SHOT!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., W. Murderface, Klokateers - Complete
My Silly Days by Kebchii reviews
Series of One-shots. Raze x Ulrika marathon. Chapter Four: Ulrika wants Raze to do something for her, but as always, everything has a price.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/27/2011
Starcrossed in Hackensack: The Saga of Chucky and Tiffany by Virgo826 reviews
The years before Charles Lee Ray was gunned down and forced to put his soul into that infamous toy. He and Tiffany Valentine were a couple. A match made in living Hell. They really had no business being together. But that never stopped them. The last 12 years of Chucky's human life, he was loved...and though he'd never admit it, though it may be hard to believe...he loved back.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013
Emily is Andy's Mom by TeamChaosHunters reviews
Could Andy's mom have a bigger story behind her? Could she be the evil one that gave up Jessie? Though this might've been said before, here is the formally written story in it's entirety!
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2014
Lady of the Black Pearl by InkPhoenix reviews
Jack Sparrow picks the wrong house to steal from - Admiral Bennett's daughter, Isabelle, isn't going to just sit on her hands while he tries to robs her home. He gets away, but when a member of the Royal Navy comes to take her story, Isabelle is reunited with an old friend. An old friend that her father is determined that she is to marry. ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,758 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - [James N., OC] Capt. Jack Sparrow
Drunk by purpledragon6 reviews
Bad title funny story. Revise.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Mischievous Tigress by gabster357 reviews
First was a one-shot about Tigress being left alone in the Jade palace, now a series of one-shots. Enjoy and R&R!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Tigress
The God and the Time Lord by Greatkingrat88 reviews
When the TARDIS crashes into Tokyo, Japan, just as Kira begins his rise to infamy, the Doctor takes it on himself to combat this new menace. Armed with his hidden name and a sonic screwdriver, the Doctor joins forces with L to figure out who the mysterious murderer is. The Doctor has saved the universe before- surely just one genial serial killer isn't too much. Right?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2014 - 11th Doctor
Mistress of Sithis by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Betrayal was all she knew, all her and Cicero knew. Mortem expected Skyrim to be different. A different family, a different Sanctuary. Hell, they even had the Dragonborn on their side. She should have known better than to think betrayal wouldn't follow her to Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Endlessly, She Said by AleinaReigning reviews
Zuko is dead, and Katara is struggling in a world of suspicion. She becomes wrapped up with the mysterious Blue Spirit, and soon discovers the first in a string of lies that may lead to the most shattering conclusion of her life... or death. Zutara, R&R! Now complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,846 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Graveworm by nursehelena reviews
A week in the life at Mordhaus, as told by their doctor.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Nathan E., Pickles, Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Black & White by AceMate reviews
Years later, Bruce Wayne is given a second chance to atone for his failures of Arkham City. Can his son and his amnesiac ward, Jospehine, be the answer to everything? Or will the secret of her life be enough to drive her over the edge? The truth will out.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, Harley Q.
L Had an Epic Moment With a Potato Chip And Other Misadventures by xxElectrick reviews
"Make it stop, Light- Kun!" L shut his eyes. "Make it STOPPPP!" L dared to try the potato chip, and had a moment he won't soon forget. [Nothing too serious. Like drabbles but a little longer]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - L, Light Y., Mello, Matsuda T.
Adventure Time: Truth or Dare by The FinnAwesome Strikes Back reviews
People get down in' dirty with DARES! 100TH Adventure Time Story on this archive!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Finn, Lady Rainicorn
A Marriage of Inconvenience by deathofaraven reviews
A deal between Sparrow and one of the Heroes goes awry when Logan decides to impliment it years later, forcing his sister into an arranged marriage. And, with the fate of a war in her hands, you can bet she's not going to take it lying down. (Contains an atypical romance, reader beware! Book I of the Shattered Albion series.)
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,366 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall] Logan, Walter B. - Complete
10 ways to annoy the death note characters by horrifyingvelciraptor reviews
How to annoy the death note characters. R&R. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Near
When Scars are Beautiful by RosaTyranny reviews
The Joker always planned to go with the flow. So a pregnant woman who wasn't that afraid of him only slightly surprised him. To him, she was just another woman he could destroy the mind of. To her, she was just another man that had some issues. JXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,166 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Joker
Nice Day for a White Wedding by TzviaAriella reviews
When Light Yagami's cousin insists on throwing a costume wedding during the Kira investigation, a very reluctant L is forced to tag along to keep an eye on his suspect. At least there will be cake... (T for language)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A., Takada K. - Complete
One Hell of a Pirate by ThatOneTard reviews
In search of an enchanted ring, lost over a century ago, Ceil and Sebastian accomplish the unfathomable and take a step back in time through the use of forbidden arts. Finding this supernatural treasure will require some supernatural assistance and who better for a high seas adventure than Captain Jack Sparrow himself? Here, demon meets a pirate who's simply one hell of a pirate.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Behind The Scenes by Vegorott reviews
This is something to help me through writer's block. I guess it's crack to a degree, it's mostly just a bunch of weird and funny things that happen off and on stage if Bully was filmed like a movie. It's just a cute idea that came to my head one day and I decided to share it with my readers. Rated T for language and sexual references. They're teens, what do you expect?
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Jimmy H., Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Proxy High by SonicShadowFan reviews
Rated M: As the Government of today's society makes some of the most well know proxies go to a school filled with unsuspecting victims and with some of them already having experience of school life, Jeff, Masky, Hoodie, Enderman and others find out about a group of mortal humans called the believers. But the question is, which Proxy is going to snap first and kill them all?
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013
Black Butler and the Prisoner of Azkaban by AnimeAvarice reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are heading into their third year of Hogwarts, but this time, a strange boy named Ciel Phantomhive is also attending, not to mention the new D.A.D.A teacher, who seems to be hiding something behind his smile. With dementors invading and a mass murderer on the loose, Harry may need the newcomers help to survive the year. Rated T for action and Grelle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,046 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Plan D by Kai the Brony reviews
When the CMC think they're out of ideas for earning their cutie marks, they think up one last brilliant plan: Wake up Discord. What could go wrong? Well, everything apparently. And with the Elements of Harmony stolen, it could be a long time before things are okay. But Discord has grown more clever than before. With his genius at play, things may never be the same.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rarity, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Discord
The Mordhaus Archives by 4pollos reviews
Collection of drabbles, ficlets, etc, of all variety, though you can count on a heavy dose of Skwisgaar/Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Blood Money by Kealsey Aburame
Charles hated the term 'cash.' Blood money, however...was something he could get behind.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Justice by RationalismIsOverrated reviews
What would happen if the Holy Britannian Empire invaded Japan before Light Yagami ever had a chance to pick up the Death Note? Will history play out the same way? No, of course not. But with a new enemy on the horizon and no Kira to stop them, will even Light's phenomenal intelligence allow him to play a role? Or will he fade powerlessly into the background as Zero steps in?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2014
Every Breath You Take by SynapticFirefly reviews
Global Tactical Officer Numbuh 362 isn't going anywhere for Valentine's Day. Not if her commanding officer has any say in it. (OC/362, 274/362)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362] - Complete
Power of Power by zsefvgb reviews
A poem inspired by Code Geass and Death note concerning the abuse of power
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Complete
Kiss Your Life Goodbye by Sinful Existence reviews
He saw for a moment the life he could have with her, but it wasn't nearly as precious to him as the life she could have without him. One-shot story based off the movie.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Complete
The Things That I Will Burn For You by Mo.joo reviews
ZukoxOC. Zuko is the God of Fire who is given a bride as a sacrifice. After three months he let's her return to her village, forgetting every memory she had of him. Unable to forget her, he finds her again and discovers the cruel betrayal of her people. DROPPED
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, OC
A Kiss Before Dying by Twistedsystem009 reviews
"I wonder about death, I who may never know it. It looks much like ecstacy, the way they open their mouths as they drown, the way their fingers dig into your skin. Their eyes are wide and startled and they trash in your hands as though with an excess of passion." ― Holly Black, Tithe
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Arquen, Lucien L., OC - Complete
Autocorrect with Fionna and the gang by purpledragon6 reviews
Just a funny lil fic.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
Roses by Cosmic Dragora reviews
Evey, V, and snippets of the time they spent together.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
BatmanJoker Haikus by Kayliana reviews
Some random haikus that examine the mutual obsession between Batman and Joker... These are mostly intended as slash, but about half of them can be read as gen, if you insist. There's nothing graphic. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker]
His Boys by Kealsey Aburame reviews
Charles always likes to check up on his boys even when it's not strictly necessary. AKA: I basically just wanted more of Charles and the boys.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Mrs Joker, The Clown Queen of Crime by AuroraDragonHeart reviews
JxH are getting married? You know it's going to be good
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Joker
L Versus Johnny by Giberion reviews
Johnny's killings finally get the attention they deserve. And only the world foremost criminal detective is right for the case: L.
Crossover - Death Note & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - L, Johnny C.
Pretending by Delightness reviews
Haruhi never had boyfriend... well... he just didn't count...
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Scottish by Winter Snowfury Princess reviews
A scottish song I found in a history book. Please review and favorite
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013
Creepypasta High School by EtherealGrace reviews
A Creepypasta parody thing. Contains Slender Man, The Rake, Jeff, Jack, Hoodie, Masky, and Ben. Also includes two of my OC Sin and Castiel. Characters are very OOC. Like, really really OOC. Like, read at your own risk OOC. May contain romance later on, though I really don't know at this point. T for demented characters.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013
Free by Troublesome-monkey-dono reviews
Fifteen years is a long time. Raze wonders exactly when did Lily stop loving him. MK2.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Being the Assistant by sergeantbooty reviews
After being employed as an assistant by a tipsy Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, Harley Davis finds her self working in Mordhaus amongst all the chaos. She soon finds herself living with the band! Being the only girl there, things are rough. What sorts of troubles could possibly await her and Dethklok?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013
5 Tenets by CypressArtemis reviews
There are certain codes one must follow when inducted into the brotherhood. Traditions long since forsaken with the death of the previous listener, yet the Dovahkiin has still managed to break them all anyway. Hinted, Lucien x Dovahkiin. Spoilers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Cicero V., Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Nny's Christmas by ponderous-protagonist reviews
Johnny hates this time of year. But when he meets a certain girl, will his views change? Just kidding, the story's about a Mary-Sue and OOC Johnny. The last chapter is what would really happen to such a horrible character if she happened across the homicidal maniac.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
Royal Wedding by VidiaPhoenix reviews
2: Guess which of our favorite royal Tinkerbell couples is getting married? That's right- it's Lord Milori and Queen Clarion! This story will have pre-wedding, wedding and post-wedding. I hope you all enjoy it! Final chapter is up!
Tinkerbell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,991 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Queen Clarion, Vidia, Minister of Spring, Lord Milori - Complete
A Day of Royalty by AnnaTrancy reviews
Short drabbles based around Logan and the Princess/Hero of Brightwall.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Reaver, Elliot, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
Flames of Love Full title inside by Sailor Solaris2 reviews
Uploading several chapters at once. Will be worked on later. Rating may change. On Haitus due to school and having to time to work on it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Zuko
Love of a Dark Soul by Wind-Mage-Vaati12 reviews
Dark Link has been in the service of Ganondorf for over 18 years now. He's never truly been happy in his life even with his two siblings Dark Zelda and Shadow Link. That is, until he meets a princess of the Twilight Realm at a ball and his life changes. Can these two find love or will they be torn apart forever?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ganondorf, Dark Link, Zant, Shadow Link
Yours for Enernity by Jazmyne Rayne reviews
It's 9th grade for Vladimir Tod. Henry's cousins are moving in. How will Vlad handle blood cravings, high school, a new crush. AU and OC's, I DO NOT OWN THE COVT!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Seduction Techniques by catzlovecheeze reviews
Jeff tries to get a girl and fails miserably. Again. So Slendy helps him brush up on his techinques. His seduction techniques, that is! Not yaoi. Slenderman and Jeff the Killer.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013
Mind and Spirit by Our Guild reviews
To Jeff the Killer, it's not a matter of body, but spirit.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
A Feast of Fan Fiction by AlternativeAlbion reviews
The great day of feasting has arrived, and in Bowerstone Castle, everyone in attendance will realize the value of staying true to oneself after falling under the influence of a rather odd experiment administered by the blind seeress, Theresa.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Reaver, Ben Finn, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
Challenged Chronicles by Vixin2 reviews
I can't just say what's going on in words. Please, if you're interested, wait for me to get each video out. I'm still shaken by what I saw the night of Daniel's death. Features Creepypasta such as BEN, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer and others, and disturbing moments. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but Erika Granger and my other oc's. (Edited final chapter)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 114 - Words: 119,310 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
Invader Zim Game Show by AnonymousBiscuits reviews
IMPORTANT NOTICE! Invader Zim Game Show, a place to torture characters, make them do whatever you want, or a place to just find out what they've been doing there lives! Yes, I'm not lying. Curious? Stop reading the summary and start reading the story
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011
Explosive by FinalArcadia
While working on a synthesis for an assignment, a little mishap occurs out of poor planning… (Tony/Renee)
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Complete
The Psychopath and the Cyber God by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Short stories about the relationship between the female protagonist and Matt Miller. Mostly romantic, some otherwise. Contains stories based on Saints row IV speculation that might make less sense after the game's release. also some threesomes.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Matt M., Boss/PC, J. Gat
Those Fucking Oneshots by 4pollos reviews
Companion fics to Attending Fuckface Academy but can be read as separates. High school AUs. 1st: It's the first day of Winter Break, and Nathan has just gotten his license. 2nd: Murderface meets Dick Knubbler at the worst party he's ever been to.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles, W. Murderface, D. Knubbler
The Slenderman Sketch Show by Vixin2 reviews
Watch the funny sketches preformed by the characters of Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Everymanhybrid and my oc's Rebecca, Rachel and Claire. Some are based off of real sketches, some original and a couple of songs here and there! Read or Slendy will come to your house!...And we're not actually kidding on that one. Rated T just in case. Newest chapter, 'Yaoi: It's Evil'.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - MarbleHornets
A Piece Of Glass by Breech Loader reviews
The Joker breaks out of Arkham for a little 'vacation' with an OC 'friend'. He's good at messing with people's heads, but he's never tried to break someone as sane as he is. It doesn't go quite as planned... but if it did, it wouldn't be any fun!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Joker
Capsicum by fruitdemo reviews
Murderface has the brilliant idea of challenging everyone to a pepper-eating contest of sorts, much to Charles' dismay. One-shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., Pickles, W. Murderface - Complete
A Story Retold by Tie-grr reviews
There is a more detailed explanation within but this story focuses on V's POV throughout the film on both his feelings for Evey and his Vendetta. It shall turn into a survival fic but with the main story too and is mainly a romance.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
Eileen on You by fieldandfountain reviews
When Klokateer pilot Regan loses her leg in a Dethcopter accident, she strikes a bargain and finds an unlikely friend in William Murderface. A look into what it really means to be a female Klokateer. Takes place around the bet between Skwisgaar and Murderface in Fertilityklok. Murderface/OC. Oh, and Charles gets some too...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - W. Murderface, OC, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Sally's Amnesia by winterinyoursoul reviews
Sally gets amnesia from a prank, which causes her to forget everything, even her relationship with Jack! So it's up to him to help her remember everything, including who she is. Can he do it and succeed?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Jack S., Sally
By Any Other Name by VoiDreamer reviews
From the Queen's Waltz universe comes a glimpse at the father named Robin, the man named Reaver. A look at the man who used the shadows and his own flamboyant personality to hide the truth from everyone, and perhaps even himself. Paternal! Reaver with mentions of F!Sparrow/Reaver (Set before the events of the Queen's Waltz).
Fable - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
All He Has Left by RubyWings91 reviews
This is a one shot that focuses on Monty and Benedict a couple years after Grandfather's original defeat. It takes place on the morning of Numbuh Zero's 13th birthday.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Benedict U./Father, Monty U. - Complete
Maybe I'm Ready by Maryboberrie reviews
Merida didn't know what she was thinking when, in a letter to Doyle of McGuffin, she'd invited him to stay the summer. She certainly didn't fancy him! Even if she did she wasn't ready. She wasn't ready for love, or marriage, or family. She just wasn't. Or was she just not ready to admit she was? About 3 years after the movie. Merida X McGuffin. Only rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
Hymn for the Killers and Liars by Sly-TazZ reviews
Abandoned and accused of crimes she did not commit, a young woman with strange abilities is condemned to Arkham Asylum for life. Will she find freedom as she is hurled into the hellish chaos around her?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Batman/B. Wayne
The Way You Were by PandaDaDokiDoki reviews
You take the Lorax's place, though you're not the guardian of the forest, you're Once-ler's girlfriend. Find out how his becoming of a millionaire effects your relationship. ( Onceler x Reader )( Onceler/Reader)( Onceler and Reader)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother
The Final Day of a Supreme Leader by Passive Pegasus
Numbuh 362 is nearing the end of her days in the KND. In fact, she's less than a day away from her decommissioning. But there's something she's been hiding, something she needs to confess. In the final, dark day of a Supreme Leader, everything comes clean. Well, mostly everything.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,854 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
A Metalocalypse Alphabet by fieldandfountain reviews
A Metalocalypse Alphabet poem, for metal kids (and Nathan) learning their letters! Based off the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
The Infinite Cataclysm by Temple Light reviews
After 900 years of traveling across time and space, there are few things that come as a surprise to the Doctor. However when a tear in the fabric of reality appears within the Time Vortex, the Last of the Time Lords finds himself upon a floating city which shouldn't exist, and a vibe which seems to idealistic to be true, Columbia. Please Read/Review.
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Elizabeth
Of Familial Ties by LouiseRisa reviews
Ever notice the uncanny similarities between Jack and Jamie? 300 years ago, after saving his sister from death and chosen by the Man in the Moon to be a Guardian now; secrets shall be revealed as Jack digs deeper into the past... Drabble series; will be updated when I feel like it? Currently no pairing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Midnight Rendezvous by Megantron reviews
Elliot can be such a dunce sometimes.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Elliot, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
What He Wasn't I will Be by grimey-gal reviews
Tiffany's cries of pregnant pains bring Chucky pains of his own. Rated for language
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
KND: True Evil by Depthcharge2030 reviews
"It's all a matter of perspective." - Mr. Boss
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Benedict U./Father, Mr. Boss - Complete
Madam Merry-Go-Round by Vixin2 reviews
The official Creepypasta story for my character Madam Merry-Go-Round from 'Challenged Chronicles' and 'Broken Window'. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Inquisition Symphony by Riddlehum reviews
Riddler is finally dragged back to the asylum, but Arkham Island is crumbling to ruins in the aftermath of the rebellion. A chance meeting becomes something complex. Answers are found to riddles long left unasked. And in the distance, the City is rising. Complete. Sequel: Master of Puppets.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,422 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
The DunBroch Horror by TheEmeraldArcher reviews
The kingdom of DunBroch is preparing for all Hallows Evening, nothing seems out of place beween the cheers and seasonal happines. But something dark and wicked lurks in the heart of the castle, thristy for royal blood. Can Merida and the young lords stop it before they become their next victims?
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Merida, Young Macintosh, Young McGuffin, Wee Dingwall - Complete
The Interview and other oneshots! by Shadow182 reviews
Turning into a collection of one-shots and missing scenes. NEW SCENE: Diaries of an Alien overlord, my first fic in SR4 canon!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Sick Enough to Drop by Almost an Actress reviews
The Lovely Ladies live lives that are grim and dark. Some are resigned to their fate; some wish to break free. But who are they? What are their stories? And who will give these broken souls a voice? (A series of rather dark poems inspired by the Lovely Ladies.)
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Squee Has a Birthday! by Jaded Holliwood reviews
It's Squee's birthday. And his mother and father aren't making it a good day. Atleast he has his neighbor Nny. Was supposed to be One Shot but by high demand turned into a few chapters. Still in Progress.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2005
Because It's Fun! by ViveWonderland reviews
Dawn and Allison were adverage girls who went out for some fun, made a few mistakes, and ended up mixed up with Gotham's worst. What could go wrong? Co-written by ninjapoke and myself slight OOC-ness will occur. Going through major revisions.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, OC
The Only Thing To Fear by Miuverthon reviews
Being a psychiatrist at Arkham means dealing with some of the most dangerous criminals in Gotham. Zoé knew this when she took the job. But she had no idea that during her first week, all of these criminals would break out of their cells and take over the island. Will she be able to survive, with the help of an unlikely ally?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Dr Suess's: The Lorax 2 by Nicole97 reviews
After the previous mayor, Mr. Ohare, is exiled, someone must take his place. Ted is left to choose someone, because he is much too young, to be the next mayor so he picks the Once-ler. But who would ever re-elect him? So, after he was turned back to the youthful age of nineteen, the Once-ler changes his identity to fill in his old seat. But, however, not everything goes as planned.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - The Once-ler, OC - Complete
Sly Cooper 5: Thieves out of Everyone by JTRaccoon715 reviews
Lying in the desert sand is the greatest thief in the world. Sitting in the present is his gang, anxiously awaiting his return. On the run is one pink mouse which shall stir up trouble far beyond what they can imagine. Warning: contains violence, drug references and minor adult themes. All reviews are appreciated. Complete
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 101,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray, Penelope - Complete
A mother's choice and consequences by swantism reviews
After her plans were ruined her hive now in destruction all shes has left are two young changeling. When she is saved by one of the ponies responsible for destroying her plans the great Changeling queen is forced to make certain choices. Will the choices she make now be for the better of her last remaining children or will she lose them for good?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Welcome To The Black Parade by KatieHerveaux reviews
(Spoilers for Arkham City) Joker's empire may have fallen but the Clown Prince of Crime still has one more card up his sleeve. Even in the afterlife he has found a way to create chaos and mayhem. And all Batman can do is sit and watch as Gotham's end draws near. (Story of my OC, Joker's daughter. Hope you like her!) (Repost, will try to update more often).
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Of sugar and spice by Black2Knight reviews
Imagine if the durarara gang were given letters to enrol at hogwarts. How will Harry Potter and his friends react to their mischievous actions? Book 5 would never be the same. Chapter 2 updated and massively improved. R&R please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Izaya O.
The Business of Happily Ever After by Aran'sApprentice-Meahow reviews
Neither of them knows a whit about how one is supposed to live happily ever after; and they'd die rather than admit it. But despite, or because of, busybody sisters, jilted lovers, royal parties, and maybe some man-eating plants, they've got to try. H/S
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,421 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sophie H., Howl
Berri's Bad Gas Day by Yoshizilla-Fan reviews
A.K.A. Berri's Farting Problem. Conker dumps the throne to bring Berri back then uses a cheat to get drunk. But when he tries to enter another cheat to get to Berri's house while drunk, Berri gets a bad case of the screaming sh- eh, farts.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Harvesting by moot3100 reviews
You know the tale of the Onceler, and how he chopped down all those trees for his own gain. But no one knows what happened after that. I don't mean when he got old, I mean when he realized he messed up. No one knows: but me. This is the tale of his search for UNLESS, and I assure you, it's a heck of a doozy. (Onceler x Reader, Onceler/Reader. Rated T 'cause Oncie's cute.)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - The Once-ler
The Shadow by Snowflake Archive reviews
Jack's son is preparing to join him for the annual Halloween celebration in Town Square, but his scaring and fire tricks are less-than polished. It's a bad time for one of Halloween Town's greatest threats to return and offer the child a chance at being scarier than he's ever dreamed to be. A collaboration between myself and Ghost Peacock. Contains original characters.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Jack S., OC - Complete
That's why we Love Each Other by Almost an Actress reviews
Derpy Hooves loves the Doctor, and he loves her. Just a very short double-chaptered drabble centered on these two adorable dorks.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves, Dinky Doo - Complete
Batman The Brave And The Bold Special by EricaDC-ComicsQueen reviews
Host by the author herself straight from the United Kingdom as she interviews the heroes and the villains with their voice actors featuring guest stars live from a studio in Les Angeles Hollywood in front of a live audience.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2013
The Wammy Boy Host Club by KickThePrussia reviews
Mello, Matt, and Near are transferred to Ouran Academy, a school for the super rich and beautiful. Mello and Matt begin their time at Ouran in the high school section of the school, while Near begins his at the middle school. While Near becomes friends with Sora and Takumi, Mello and Matt travel to Music Room #3. When they open the door...they find the Host Club.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Matt, Tamaki S.
GermanyxReaderxPrussia: Blackberry Cobbler by CountrygalxHetalia reviews
I was inspired to write this thanks to my mother having me help her make blackberry cobbler today. I'd never made such a beautiful creation before, and we were laughing and giggling so hard as we tried to imagine Lud and Gil making cobbler, and this is the first part. XD Hope ya'll like it! Please lemme know whatcha think!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia
Dib and Gaz, seed of Johnny by izfan26 reviews
Johnny C. is thinking about his children, when a commotion from five houses over gets his attention. WARNING: child abuse. DaGf, NnyxDevi
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dib, Johnny C.
Disney Movie Night in the Shadow Gallery by JanEyrEvanescence12 reviews
AU movieverse. Bored one night, Evey goes through V's collection of DVDs and discovers an old childhood classic…V offers to watch it with her…what will happen next? V x Evey. Fluffy one shot that might get expanded later.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Welcome Back To Bullworth by TwistedSystem reviews
Junior year, and Jimmy's back to rule his school, with many old friends, and new ones. Gary's just trying to get revenge, and he can't be distracted from his plan. Lex is just trying to survive school without complicating her life anymore than it is. But as she grows close to other students, can she keep her secrets? And why is it she keeps distracting Gary? OCxGary Rated T for now
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Of Professionists And Princes by The Vampire Apple reviews
What's this? Another Dark Brotherhood fiction? Yet again? Yessss. I'm writing this, but it's up to you to decide if it's funny, interesting, good or simply a complete failure. Dark Brotherhood? Daedra? Latin? J'Ghasta? Pancakes? All of this, and more...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,048 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lucien L., Martin S.
Living Nightmares: When Danger Creeps by jknightmares reviews
Sequel to When Evil Creeps. Abby and Owen start going to Halloween High and meet some new friends. Jack has to fix things with Sally because of his lies. Will Shock return for Abby and what new evil will she bring with her...? Full summary inside.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,933 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011
Cannibalistic Massacre, a story of Syn by Asahiya Shiryu reviews
Young Nicole Rhinehart meets a friend in the Forest, but does this meeting cause something unimaginable to happen to her Eldest brother, Derrick, and her twin, Collin? (This story will have some other CreepyPasta characters in it, will also have the Slender-Brothers) Rated T for now, NO PAIRINGS YET. Please review though :D {Story has a slow start, worth the read!} (NEW COVER)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Rumors of My Demise by Poehlaris reviews
"Three crazies were fated to meet."
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Devi D., Johnny C., Sickness, Squee - Complete
The Scent of Defiance by AlternativeAlbion reviews
The previously untold events leading up to the Princess's decision of Elliot's fate...as you've never read it before.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Reaver, Elliot, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan - Complete
Haruhi Fujioka is L by firelily-jade reviews
Haruhi's absence from class coupled with extremely high test scores sparks a suspicion among the Ouran community. Kyoya, meanwhile, has been very interested in L, the world's best detective. The Host Club's formation of a police task force faces them with danger and justice like never before as the Kira phenomenon takes its icy hold on the world.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,308 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Light Y., Haruhi F.
Why won't you hate me? by LadyKath reviews
That was the question the Once-ler had been wanting to ask her for a long time…..
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Chipklok by Ex Axis reviews
Toki has the last bag of chips that Mordhaus will have for about twenty minutes. And the rest of Dethklok doesn't want to wait for more. Oh, the tension.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Toki W. - Complete
Meant To Be by NintendoGal55 reviews
AzureNintendo. Sequel to "Pumpkin Petals". After Jack and Sally finally get together after the fiasco of Christmas, they share their lives together through their loving courtship, and even more. They're simply meant to be. T for mild sexual content.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 728,419 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Joker's Daughters by nitemarebat reviews
When Joker kidnaps two girls from their home, he expects them to be little more than playtoys, obeying his every whim. But when a battle at the chemical plant alters them forever, Joker finds himself on the recieving end of a different sort of madness...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,272 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Who's the Prisoner Now? by shortstorygirl reviews
When the Mistress comes to Superjail for a visit, chaos breaks out in the cafeteria, and things spiral into terror for the Warden when a prisoner decides to exact revenge for his incarceration. Rated M for torture, graphic violence, and violation.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress
Snakes With Guns by Adelilah reviews
Ten years after Rango came to Dirt and saved the town, everything is back to normal. That is until Rango and his deputy Priscilla meets a posse from a faraway town, on the hunt for Rattlesnake-Jakes two siblings. The little sleepy town soon gets caught up in a fight between the three Rattlesnakes, a gang of bountyhunters and a greedy raccoon. Trouble is the least you can call it!
Rango - Rated: M - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 70 - Words: 273,562 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rango, R. Jake, Priscilla, OC - Complete
HTF Psychopaths! by IloveZimandNny16 reviews
Love all the psychotic episodes in the show? Craving more of it? Then come here and pick your favorite character to go bat shit insane! Will do any character! Also may turn to M for GORE only. That is if you request it. ;)
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013
Remember by Starkid Penny reviews
What was done to him was monstrous, and they created a monster. But who was he really? What was he like? Before he became V, who was the man behind the mask? How does a man cease to be a man, and instead become an idea? Prequel to V for Vendetta. Movieverse. Rated T. ((I wrote this years ago, I'm planning on editing and improving it majorly when I get the time :D))
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Someone Around by Starlight-killer reviews
She needed someone to rule her kingdom. She wanted someone to have intelligent conversations with. She wanted someone to go on an adventure with. They all needed someone around. Someone other than each other.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Live and Let Die by ghostanimal reviews
Funny. I had always hoped an honorable warrior on a loyal horse pulling a carriage holding his treasures from his adventurers to finally take my sister and I away from Dawnstar. I guess a mad jester with a demonic steed hauling a cart that had his dead mother resting in it was close enough. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,641 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cicero V.
Normal Girl by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
What happens when the Blues are forced to face a normal girl? Well I can tell you one thing; she doesn't win.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, K. Grif, L. Tucker - Complete
Deep Feelings by momo7902 reviews
Shizuo's past wasn't perfect, especially with all the mistakes he has to live with for the rest of his life. But when he thinks back, not all of it was that bad. Shizuo's past, Shizuo/OC, Romance/Friendship, Rated T for swearing and violence
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Shizuo H.
Fear of Fright by Steel and Ink reviews
Jack and Sally have a human child in Halloweentown...but like her dad, she's got a rebellious streak. Can Alicia Skellington's new parents keep her from her human past? Or will love bring her back to the world she was born in?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Band of Misfits by Light Seeker 001
The kids start a web show after having too much time on their hands, promising laughter. However, after the appearance of a man in black, strange things begin to happen to the crew. Strange and rather unfortunate.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,106 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Two Duties by the-lizard-wizard reviews
No matter how much experience he had with the danger of going undercover, Chad still couldn't help but feel responsible for more than just his job. Oneshot. Rated T for Teenage Swearing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Only At the Pet Store by moot3100 reviews
You've just gotten a new job at the pet store in the mall. Ever since you've arrived, some strange customers have made theirway through, all foreign. Will they win your heart? Hetalia x Reader Hetalia/Reader Rated T to be safe. Please Comment!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, England/Britain, France
Seeing Through The Fog by Yoly reviews
The Once-ler used to be such a sweet boy and there more to his life then what shown in the book and on the screen. For there was a girl, who knew him more then the world would ever know but he pushed her away. This is the story of the blossoming friendship, the love, the turmoil, highlife, and the fall...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Maybe I hate you less and love you a little more by Shy Mittens reviews
Devi's trying to start a new life without Nny. When she runs into him, however, she starts to fall in love with him again, even though she doesn't want to. She just can't help herself. Written all in Devi's POV
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
cforapwav by hatebeat
Pickles stumbles upon something totally priceless.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., Toki W.
Your incessant spirit by Acyd reviews
UPDATED! Johnny hears a new voice...but he doesnt know where its coming from. The urge to rip someones head off really sounds good right about now...until that voice reveals itself...its a ...girl! WHO CAN IT BE NOWWWW?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Johnny C.
All in the Family by High Roller Yunalesca reviews
Sequel to "An Unexpected Child". The Warden and the Mistress try to balance a developing romance with family, work and much more. Expect some hijinks from Warden along the way. Rating may change later on.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [The Warden, The Mistress] - Complete
Lemontastic Galore! by LSDraqon reviews
A little something containing what it says in the title. The content of these chapters will be all up to you, guys and gals. Whether you want an OC/Canon, Canon/Canon, M-Rated, T-rated request, etc. Review me if it's a simple, small-detailed request or PM me if you wish to enlighten me with more detail. Remember guys, it can be whatever you want!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013
Forever by guillotineghosties reviews
Finale to Promises. Oneshot, smut. Reader x Oncie. You finally are reunited with Oncie and learn the truth of his other selves before sexy times. This smut is kind of sweet and not nearly as dark as the oneshots with Greedler and 72.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
I'm Not Drunk Enough For This by DelilahUnknown reviews
She didn't realize the quest she accepted was more than she could handle. Her pride, her confidence shaken. She could not do what this woman implored. "I need this! I'm sure there's some in Reaver's mansion. Used or washed, I am fine with either. Although I would like used…" Oneshot. Based on a certain quest. I'm sure you can figure out which one.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
Wowza by CRAZYREADER23 reviews
I discontinued it:( but don't worry. I'll make a different one...just not this one
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Someday by CookieRawrMunch reviews
An alternative take on a fan-favorite background pony Derpy's life so far, heavily based on the events of Bubbles, beginning time setting up to reader. Full summary inside, might want to bring tissues. Rated T due to one word, implied and applied abuse, implied ill wishes of death, and mostly paranoia. (please let me know if I should change it!)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves - Complete
They had to say Goodbye by shieldunicorn reviews
Have you ever wondered what was going through Lord Milori's and Queen Clarion's minds when they where telling their story to Tinkerbell and Periwinkle? This is a story that takes place in the Secret of the Wings movie with flashbacks going back to when this lovely couple first met.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Lord Milori, Queen Clarion
Original Sin by littlebatgirl reviews
Selina Kyle will become The Cat. Childhood events, leave her with a twisted link to The Joker, a man who has crawled under her skin in more ways than one. Selina is caught between two men, one who could save her soul and one who wants to watch her burn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,843 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Deeply Disturbed by TheWubber reviews
Flaky has agreed to help her best friend Flippy feel better about his "other half," but she soon finds herself begging to tame it. Will she be able to love both sides of Flippy? Crappy first chapter, crappy summary, hope it'll come out better. Please review!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Not So Subtle Hints by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Mandy finds herself experiencing things she's never dealt with before. But when she discovers she has feelings for a man who is already taken, she decides to give him a taste of his own medicine...
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mandy, Grim
Shadows over Arkham by shadowsteed reviews
A party is planned in the asylum and the Batman is the guest of honor. But someone else has been invited, a friend from the past. How will this night end? Sequel of Shadows over Gotham.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Unbroken Circle by Cythieus reviews
Elizabeth unwittingly captures the TARDIS leaving it and the Doctor stranded in her altered reality. But is the Doctor's appearance enough to break the cycle of events?
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Elizabeth
Echoes by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
"Make it stop!" she cried out loud before tears flooded down her face. Her cries echoed against the TARDIS walls, and the mare's face was soon flooded with tears. "Derpy?" It was a quiet intrusion to the mare's bedroom. The male's voice had a thick British accent wrapped around it, and Derpy clutched her blanket tightly. She couldn't let him see her like this.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves - Complete
My Little Pony: DIRECT TV by kirbykid13 reviews
I remember seeing one of those DIRECT TV commercials, and thought I do one myself with My Little Pony.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Team Bonding by Petchricor reviews
Grif finds Simmons reading The Hunger Games and gets interested. Simmons starts to read outloud and the duo are joined my Sarge and Tucker *rated T for some light swearing*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - D. Grif, D. Simmons, Sarge, L. Tucker - Complete
The Letter by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Ryuuk has been a bad boy (I mean, shinigami) and gone and broken several shinigami rules ((Rule 1) Death-notes/scythes are not to be left lying around). So, lo and behold, comes the letter.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Light Y., Ryuk, William S. - Complete
Poisoned Love by Blackwolf6249 reviews
She came to Dirt to escape her past and start over.But what will happen when two people from her past catch up to her? One, an outlaw, the other, a past love gone bad. Jake/OC. Rated T for mild swearing and violence. Now on hiatus and will be rewritten sometime in the future.
Rango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [R. Jake, OC] Rango
Silence by musix6 reviews
Church wakes to find the Blue Base oddly quiet and empty. During his investigation, he finds a surprise that isn't as bad as he thought it would be. [Oneshot]
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Sister in Crime by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Sly has a sister, but he doesn't know it. Selenay knows who she is but doesn't care for the fame. Carmelita is in the middle of this. ABANDONED
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Toothpaste by TheWolfOfTheStars reviews
This is a short story I wrote back in eighth grade. I showed this to my English teacher, and she said she was afraid of using toothpaste again... Rated T for gore.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Complete
25 Random Words by Tie-grr reviews
Some little drabbles to keep the ideas flowing.. 25 challenge words, 75 ish words per challenge.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Complete
Chandelier by 54333yi reviews
Chandelier is a short, but intense, prequel to "Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time". Feel free to review your thoughts on the story, this is my first fan-fiction. *I do not own Sly Cooper or any other trademarks associated with it, I also do not own the picture*
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Bentley, Penelope - Complete
Healing Wounds by July '91 reviews
Frankie is the new female resident under the cynical Dr. House. Can she get under his skin and see what makes him tick? HouseOC Mainly Romance... I would like to think there's some Humor in there too...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,046 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2006 - G. House - Complete
Shadow's City by lordlink13 reviews
"Joker's Shadow" Sequel: Brought together for the first time in years only to be pulled apart. Shadow remembers nothing; all traces of memory erased. She leaves Arkham and joins the side of law and order. Chaos isn't happy; the Joker wants her back. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,781 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
Bestest Frenimies by petitprincess reviews
King Metamorphosis uses a spell to bring Sombra back from the dead, but nothing goes well when he realizes that Sombra has met the joker of a king before. This is a series of drabbles. Rated T for mild language in later chapters. DISCONTINUED
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra
In Which Howl Meets a Little Gray Mouse by YesIEatQuiche reviews
In which the dashing, and today blond, Howl Jenkins is excited to accost pretty ladies on May Day and meets someone wholly unexpected: a witch…or two. Beware of spells, name changes, and narcissistic attitudes. Follows basic book progression, with several movie references.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Howl, Sophie H.
Ben Makes Little Sense by Vixin2 reviews
Erika decides to use Cleverbot as a classic way to communicate with Ben. Let's see how it turns out. Set after 'Fleeing 2/2' in my creepypasta story 'Challenged Chronicles'. Some Erika/BEN DROWNED. I own nothing but Erika. Is not necessarily canon in my story, but you can imagine it to be if you want. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Thoughts by emico997 reviews
In this fanfic, each character will be asked their thoughts on each other. Taking requests. Now up: Toothy's thoughts on Sniffles
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013
An Unstable Friendship by InvaderMads45321 reviews
My OC and Johnny develop a friendship slight romance further on and they both must battle the burden they both carry. Will they help eachother, or will Maddie end up dead? Bad summary... JTHM and OC friendship/ semi romance. T for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Hide n' Seek by We.Fear.Not.Death reviews
Pickles thinks it would be funny to get drunk and run around Mordhaus all day. Toki, and Skwisgaar beg to differ. (Sorry if I butchered the accents, I'm still a little "new" to writing fics) (Rated T for swearing and such)
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles, Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Street lights by CuteCat111 reviews
Have you seen the tall man in the suit...
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013
Elsweyr Fondue For the Dragon Soul by Xantall of the Farwood
Dar'Sava worries about the first task she given and Ralof helps. Slight Ralof/Oc
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ralof - Complete
Spider Bite by Dream Wreaver reviews
He had known the minute she stepped into view, just how capable of cruelty she was. A sort of in-depth look at Warden and Mistress' relationship. High T, songfic
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2013 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Birthday Planning by rosemariefanfics reviews
France, Kyoya, and Sebastian are forced to plan a birthday party for their voice actor. Will they succeed in making this party awesome? Or will it crash and burn? Happy birthday, J. Michael Tatum!
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
A Poem For Every Inmate by Nevermore8 reviews
Every person in Arkham has a story, and each story can become a poem. Mainly some poems I have created when i get bored. R/R. Really bad summary, I know...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, Harley Q.
Snug as a Bug by Tie-grr reviews
A little bit that fits with my other story, 'A Story Retold'. Just some V and Evey fluff, really.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
The Notebook of Death by Robert A. Myers reviews
When criminals across the world start dropping dead of heart attacks the world's law enforcement community turn to the one investigator who has never failed them. The eccentric, anonymous genius from England known only as ... The Doctor!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, Light Y., Ryuk
Tea, meant for two by EccentricBrit reviews
Jervis is sitting quietly at home, with his 'March Hare' till a knock comes at his door. And a friend joins him for tea...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Eclipse: Void by megadoomingir reviews
Sequel to Eclipse, so read that. All was thought to be at an end when Reep and Chi were put behind bars. No one, not even ZiM, could have foreseen the return of a most powerful and revolting evil. An evil only interested in the smeet ZiM swore to protect.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,219 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Zim
Saudade by Anonymouslee reviews
Marshall Lee never expected to take in seven-year-old Marceline, but he does. Years later they're perfect roommates, but what do you do when you fall for someone who shouldn't be in your world? Someone who's you? Then again Marshall Lee does what he wants. MarceLee all the way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,877 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee - Complete
The Nightmares Return by Exiledalchemist reviews
Its been along time since Nny was home. What will happen when he comes back and runs into Dib and Zim? And how will a new character mix into all this? Read on to find out Rated T for now.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/11/2009
Heart of a Joker by SunriseDestined reviews
The Joker finds a kindred spirit in a 17 year old girl. Both know the sadness of lonliness, the pain of loss, the sting of cruelty. Story is a whole lot better than the summary, please read! Joker X OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Ghosts from the Past by Lalilulelovee reviews
Killbane is dead, Cyrus is dead, Shaundi and Viola are dead, Gat is dead, and the list goes on and on for the Boss. The Saint's battle is over, but is it really for her? Follow her journey to her dreams to confront the ghosts from her past. Will she be able to forgive them? Will she be able to forgive herself at all?
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Curiosity by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
"Shizu-chan I think you killed her." "I did not flea!" "I dunno! You did hit her with that vending machine pretty hard!" High School Shizuo/OC/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,499 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Just Once by Cobwebbs reviews
"Please, just once." He begged softly. But that's all it was, just mindless begging...he wasn't different, no, he was just like him. They were all the same...she would not give in, no, no way...never...no matter how good it felt when he touched her...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
Perfect Enough by DelightfulChild reviews
Even those dubbed as perfect can sometimes make mistakes, but everything is forgivable and frivolous in the end. Such is the way of the most perfect, evil family down the Lane.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Benedict U./Father, DCFDTL - Complete
The Time Bender by SmashTrix reviews
Water…Earth…Fire…Air…Only the Avatar can master all four elements. There is a fifth element, little known to the world: Time. In order for the Avatar to complete his training, he must master Time last. This is my story, the story of the Time bender.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 40,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - OC, Zuko, Aang, unknown 9 - Complete
Jigsaw vs Joker by Essej90210 reviews
What if Jigsaw drove someone to the point of insanity and they started going after his surrivers, and called themself the Joker. Can Jigsaw catch the Joker in time to save him or will he beat Jigsaw. Disclamer: I don't own Saw, Batman, or Joker. R and R
Crossover - Saw & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Joker
Operation: AVATAR by Hwahwa reviews
All seems normal- well, as normal as it can be for these people, anyway- in the lives of Team Avatar and Sector V. However, when each group of kids finds a mysterious glowing rock in their own world, something happens that surely changes their points of view.
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Shock and Awe by OnlyALittleMad reviews
Set after the events of The Angels Take Manhattan. In 1940's New York, Amy and Rory find a strange ally in Rosalind and Robert Lutece, time travellers from another dimension. But even though their adventures with The Doctor ended, the Luteces are about to take them to a place they never would have imagined existed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Rosalind L., Booker D.
soo complicated? by DestinyTheVampireQueen reviews
Umm Im really bad at Summerys but ill try. A fiolee fanfic Marshall loves fionna, PG loves fionna, then Ice Queen accidentally opens a portal to Ooo and everything gets...Complicated! Will they find their way home or is this a test made by death where they are destined to die..
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Batman: Sanity In a Madhouse by Choco Scorpion Bat reviews
It has been over a year since Arkham City was shut down. The inmates were moved back to the asylums. All seems to go well. Then a terrorist takes over, and everything goes to hell. Again.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, Harley Q., Hush/Thomas Elliot, Robin/Tim Drake
Too little Too late by SexySandStormsAndTropicalRain reviews
There is never enough time to save everyone. Many die once your seconds within reach. Some die at your own hands. Most die for you. Few die protecting you. The leader of the Saints experienced it all.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Aisha, Carlos M., J. Gat, Lin
Cat & Mouse by wonderland07 reviews
Set during an AU Arkham city. Contains spoiler's. Please don't read if you haven't played the game. The events of Arkham city have changed a little. Contains all the same characters. Harley is kidnapped by Penguin whilst on patrol, leaving Joker to find her. Will he make it in time?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harley Q., The Joker - Complete
Who's the girl with Riddler's hat? by horsewhisper3 reviews
Sequel to Riddle Me That?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - E. Nigma
In The Cold Light of Morning by mr. eff reviews
Harley's perspective the morning after Joker dies.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2013 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Dethdrabbles by thetoastlives reviews
Basically any super-short stuff I write for Metalocalypse. T because of Charles being naughty by himself, though only a mention, and possibly swears. Sorry in advance for the accents.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013
The faceless entity by Creeper Slayer reviews
What would you do to save your friend? How far would you go? What if you find yourself in a situation in which you could die or worse? Would you continue or give up?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
Crazy by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
V and Evey's perspectives on many different points in their story. What did they feel about the torturing? When Evey ran away? Read to find out. Based off of the movie not the books.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Deity by Dillywillyfoo reviews
This is my fan-fic of basically the whole Creepypasta universe, where this teenage kid named Vincient finds himself in the middle of the whole Creepypasta cult, which leads him to become their "Deity" or the human that can "Sneak around" and find out what humans are fearing, so they can keep doing what they do best. I hope you enjoy it, and I'd love suggestions!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Help by fawnie85 reviews
A girl gets stabbed by Jackknife, and is taken to Superjail. What will happen when her and the Warden start getting to know each other, and get VERY close! Please R&R! WardenXO.C
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - The Warden
Fear by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
To Make you Better by Vixin2 reviews
Erika is struck down with flu, and BEN decides to help her out... Whether she likes it or not A bit of Erika/BEN DROWNED fluff. Set before Erika's twentieth birthday in my creepypasta story 'Challenged Chronicles'. I own nothing but Erika. Is not necessarily canon in my story, but you can imagine it to be if you want. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
For Those Who Remember by Lord Mendasuit reviews
The sacrifice of one benefits many. One who gave his power, his self and everything he had for the rest lies forgotten by most. However, he faces his sacrifice for a smile. For those who remember, after all, he is willing to endure any and all pain.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Happy Tree Friends High by FlakyxFlippy14 reviews
Flaky Redwood, a super shy girl is new to Happy Tree Friends High. When seated next to Shifty and Lifty Lifters, she got attached to them. Flippy Towers, the outsider yet famous, is jealous of the twins. This is mostly a tale of Flaky and Flippy. Many pairs are mentioned all throughout the story.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Flaky, Flippy
The Twisted Tale of Lily and Rose by Vixin2 reviews
I wrote this for my school's yearbook, so I decided to bring it here as well. Features Slenderman. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Complete
Psychologists and Promises by mircosedy reviews
The Once-ler's conscience is pricking him about breaking his promise to the Lorax about cutting down trees. He gets psychological help.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2013 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother - Complete
Viola's Decision by Dr.Evil reviews
Viola DeWynter joined the 3rd Street Saints for one reason. Her story as a Saint begins just before she became one...
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Workshop Antics by alchemicWitchery reviews
A small collection of drabbles about the goings on of the workshop. These are really dumb, by the way.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
The Innocent Spy by TimIsaFunSucker reviews
1/5 in a series. Everyone is now in Hi Skool, and strange Irken girl shows up on Zim's doorstep, claiming that she wants to help him take over Earth. But is she someone to be trusted, or feared? Will be ZaGr later on. Rated T for cussing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Full and Honest Truth by Jubalii
As she stared at herself in the mirror, she reflected on how low she had fallen, and who was to blame.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - The Mistress - Complete
Romance Languages by moot3100 reviews
School sucks. What more can I say? After missing class for days, you've been tasked with writing an essay on the Romance Languages and their origin. One problem: You forgot what they were. Maybe Prussia can help out...Kesesesese! Prussia x Reader Prussia/Reader Please Comment!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013
The Three Little Pigs by TheVampireRenchan reviews
This is my take on an old classic fable: The Three Little Pigs. It's short but its revamped for teenagers or adults. Read at your own risk. This is no ordinary fairy tale.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Color my world by Lalilulelovee reviews
"They say the world is full of colors when you are young and innocent. The Boss is unable to see in color again after all the tragedies that happen in her life." The Boss reflects on how much she had changed upon arrival at Steelport and her best friend's surreal death. Set after the events of SR:TT. READ AND REVIEW!
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Onceler's return by masterlokiseverus159 reviews
When the Once-ler's time has come, all of Ted's family gather to send him off with best wishes. But the Lorax is determined to give Oncie another chance, even a younger body. So when he wakes up feeling ten times livelier one day he doesn't know what to think. How will he cope with O'Hares forces. And will he ever truly forgive himself. Set after the movie-no OC just adventure R&R!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax, Ted Wiggins
You'll Just Die by potosw reviews
CreepyPasta set to the theme of a ball at a local college. What could go wrong? Includes: Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, and Totheark.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Meant to be Broken by guillotineghosties reviews
Readerx72, with Greedler having fun on the side. Smut. Facial, smoking while having sex, mindbreak, dub-con, blood, oral sex (female on receiving end) This is a sequel to Promises but can be read as a standalone. Basically just about two thousand words of smut.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Wanting by AnneSilverfire reviews
A poem I wrote inspired by the Onceler's character change in The Lorax.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Rapture's Appointment by lizfrosty reviews
With the Doctor! What will happen when the Doctor, Amy and Rory fall into the deadly clutches of Rapture? Starting with a not-so-friendly welcome from a Little sister and her Big Daddy. A Doctor Who/Bioshock cross-over!
Crossover - Doctor Who & BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Relationship Problems by NellaElla reviews
Flippy always has had problems making friends. But a girlfriend? Is it even possible for him?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Shadows & Roses by TheCrestOfLight reviews
Sora has suddenly been thrown into an arranged marriage with Honey Haninozuka after years of being friends with him and Mori. Transferring from her stuffy British school to Ouran Academy she finds herself befriended by the Host Club. What happens when she finds that not only is she falling for Kyoya but that the Shadow King is falling for her too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 128,925 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Chucky's Curse by CriticalReject reviews
Sequel to Revenge of Chucky. Charles thinks life is finally peaceful and that nothing could go wrong. Little did he know, a LOT of things were going to go wrong. Especially with Faith's curiousosity to her uncle's old voodoo necklace. Looks like Karma has returned once again, giving Charles yet another curse and burden to suffer with.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012
A Not So Normal Family by toshortforshiz reviews
Tamaki gets a vist from his family, Tamaki and his family have a big secret. Basically one massive crossover w/Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, OHSHC, Final fantasy, and Death Note, sorry I can't write a good summary even if my life depended on it. I own nothing.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tamaki S.
Records by DaedalusDelta reviews
This is just a little game: Send me a character idea(with a name, of course) and I'll provide a unique and grisly ending for each one. RxR. By the way, don't overload my PM box please! I need time to work on ethereals' war and my adventure time story. Have fun! (Picture is drawn by me.)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012
Jeff's Final Comeback by Spiritprancer reviews
This is a Jeff the Killer fanfiction. Basically he was sane for a little while, at age 22, but a trigger sends him back to what he used to be before his random bout of sanity :D
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Hiding and Seeking by Ela Black reviews
After Alva defeated the World-Eater, Alduin, she disappeared from everyone's sight. Normally, the Greybeards wouldn't bother, if it wasn't High Hrotgar she had locked herself in.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
Promises by guillotineghosties reviews
ReaderxOnce-ler, ReaderxGreedler He left to achieve his dreams, leaving you a promise. But you discover that Oncie becomes someone else entirely... Smut/Lemon Contains blood and rough smexy times.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? by SwindlH reviews
Cicero and Sheogorath are alone in the prince's realm. Two of the most mad and insane minds – Trapped. Together. Throw in some sweet rolls, a Dremora Lord or two and the Wabbajack; and what do you have? Absolute, utter chaos. [One-shot. NOT a romance pairing.]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Cicero V., Sheogorath - Complete
The Blueblood Redemption by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood
A Bargain For Love by simplisticmuse reviews
With the Queen's funds slowly depleting and the Crawler looming near, a deal must be made to acquire the funds elsewhere and that deal is made with the richest man in Albion...but nothing ever comes for free.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,488 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver
Skeleton Smiles by SovietSmile reviews
Skulli is the second on America's most wanted list, and right above her is Jeff the killer. What happens when he finds her? Will it be just another murder or something else?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013
Tropical Torment by Shadow Dragoness reviews
I thought it was God's way of finally smiling down upon me. A new career as a writer, a cruise, an island getaway... I just realized far too late that the island getaway was a tropical torment and that the smile was marred by blood-red scars. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Joker
Mother by angela123111 reviews
If there is a Father, there must be a Mother. OC
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Benedict U./Father
Farewell by Firecracker119
I will, I will serve the Dark Brotherhood as Listener until my dying breath, for him, and only him.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Lucien L. - Complete
Solla Sollew by Franki09 reviews
A short collection of Normaler one-shots each based upon a Dr Seuss quote or lyric. Chapter one: You know when you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. Please read and review!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
How Bad Could He Possibly Be by Water Colored Roses reviews
Alright so this is my second ever fanfiction and instead of putting it on I felt a better place for it was here on . I don't own The Once-ler, he belongs to Dr. Seuss as far as I am concerned.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Sweet and Sour Pollen by New.York.Celt reviews
I thought this would be a simple way of life: living free in the woods with no one but the animals to keep me company. Then HE had to come along, make me love him, turn into some monster, and mess it all up. Can't freaking believe it... Once-ler/OC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
No One Would Listen by Shapeshifter89 reviews
No one would listen to poor Cicero...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Cost of Freedom by mr. eff reviews
Evey's thoughts regarding freedom. Set after the end of the movie.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Jeff the killer's little game by JuniperMoons reviews
Jeff's little game has ruined my life. I try to run away from it but it never ends, his voice keeps haunting me, the images of the people i love, dead. This is it, i can't keep running away...
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
The Dream by nyacat39 reviews
"... the man lunged at me, knife poised at my heart, and I could smell the whiskey on his breath as he yelled three simple words that only a mad man could say, "GO TO SLEEP!"" A Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and my first creepypasta story, enjoy rated T for violence and language
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Who Ever Knew Scars Could Bring People Together by xKilljoyBekah reviews
A new boy has come to Sophie's school. His name is Jack. He has a grin that won't go away she has a frown. It's starts before DK and then will begin to take place during it. Joker/OC starts edging towards Batman/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,639 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Extended Stay by Prepare-for-the-crazy reviews
The Mistress has to stop at Superjail. What happens when her stay becomes longer than she hoped? Read and find out! This is a Misden story, so if you don't like don't read. Rated T for language and implied themes
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 27 by KJMusical reviews
This is my twenty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Father Vs. Father. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Benedict U./Father, Father - Complete
Stormy Harley's princess by Stormy Sohma reviews
Harley happens upon a baby...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harley Q.
Jane the Killer's Rant by E21116D2CG026 reviews
In wish Jane the Killer Rants. Jeff is in here. Alternate Title(s): S Rank Ninja Stealth
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
The Second Time by CantansAvis reviews
Just a little Onceler story that I couldn't get out of my brain; it's probably been done already. "When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl." What the Onceler did twice.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Melody Taylor Ann reviews
It is Finn's least favorite holiday of the year: Valentines Day. To make it even worse, Magic Man made all the girls in Ooo in love with Finn, but even with all this love, he can't seem to find true love... YET. Not a oneshot. Will be five chapters. Happy Valentines Day.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Finn
Stray Hounds by Ruler of Dice reviews
It was a rarity that he was forced into hiding. Yet here he was, in an alley, with the whole city after him. There he meets a feral creature with a grin just like his own. Two strays find each other, and take down those who get in their way. Jeff the Killer thinks that this wasn't a fiasco after all. Smile Dog agrees.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Ruler of Dice reviews
He thought that he was the sole hunter of humans. A lone wolf in a world filled with skittish deer. But what was supposed to be a standard kill actually became a meeting of like souls. Two artists collaborate on a piece, and no one will be left alive with Jeff the Killer and Slenderman coming after them.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Joke by Aychaijaykayelemenopy reviews
A jester, a ghost, a horse and a dragon slayer walk into an inn. DB/Cicero, DB/Farkas, minor DB/Vilkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Cicero V.
Beautiful by Ruler of Dice reviews
They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No one knows this more than him. He lives for making things beautiful, for making creations that will take away the breath of anyone that looks at them. And this kid has potential. Another one falls to Jeff the Killer.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Once by Namine09 reviews
An elderly woman recounts her years of youth when trees were everywhere, fresh air was plentiful, and a strange young man came to her town with his invention that would change everything... This story will end up being rated M in the future and I'll be trying to do a weekly update every Thursday. The prologue is short, but the chapters won't be.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - The Once-ler
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JTHM in SuperJail! reviews
An error leads to a homicidal woman who thought herself uncatchable being held in Superjail. Follow her odd adventures as she tries to escape and continue with her "job".
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - The Warden, The Mistress, OC
Invader Sin reviews
Sin and Ivy are two defects banished from Irk to Earth. This is mainly just insanity and randomness...with no plot so far. My OCs will have no romance with any of Jhonen's character's, only other OCs. There will most likely be ZAGR and DATR. Follows IZ
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012
The Eight Pages reviews
An English assignment turned fan-fiction. A young girl stupidly returns to a park after dark to retrieve her missing wallet. Instead of that, she is forced into a game for her life. Or so she thinks.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
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