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Joined 09-28-10, id: 2557559, Profile Updated: 11-01-13
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, Mythology, Superjail!, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

NOTICE: I have re-organized my profile so it is easier to navigate. Since the Copy and Paste section is the largest, I have organized it into sub-catagories. Quotes has also been altered in a similar way, but will be put up at a later date.

Shadow

IMPORTANT FOR INVADER ZIM FANS!!!!!:

ATENTION TO The Invader Zim fanbase, if they want any more episodes, they need to listen.

We are currently in the process of a massive operation called Operation Head Pigeons. The purpose of this operation; to mass-call Nickelodeon in order to bring back Invader Zim. Nick already stated that they are willing to bring it back if they receive enough demand, as did Jhonen (google "mindspill" for his blog). We shall be the demand.

We must work as a team - bring the Invader Zim fanbase together. We all wanted to do this, and now we have a chance to. 5000 people is no small feat, bu that doesn't mean that it is impossible. The Invader Zim fanbase is huge, and, dare I say this, absolutely insane - we've kept the interest in this cartoon at maximum for a decade now. We can't just keep quiet and hope for other people to do our work for us. We MUST work for this if we want anything to happen. Spread he word, get people out there. This is our time to shine.

We must link this on fansites, in guestbooks, on DeviantArt groups and imageboards. The 5000 people ARE out there, we just need to reach them.
Work together, and this is more than just possible - it's a promise.

If you wish to help, if you wish to bring back he one show we've been writing about, agonizing over pairings, storylines, character motivations for God knows how long, then Google "Operation Head Pigeons facebook". Join. Bring back the show.

We need your help. Be the demand. Bring it back.

ABOUT ME:

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Name (as far as the internet is concerned): Shadow

Hobby: reading and writing, gaming, tennis and swimming if the weather's nice, and surfing the web

Favorite animal: loves all in their own ways...

Zodiac sign: cancer

Chinese zodiac sign: tiger

Birthday: July 15

Favorite heroes and villains: Batman, Spiderman, Joker, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Riddler, Two-Face(mainly villains XD)

Things that make me go WTF: Justin Bieber, YAOI and YURI on this site,

My friends on this site: Shadowolf315 and emobabe6(also people I know in real life)

Brothers: 3

Sisters: 1

Nieces/Nephews: 1 niece :D

MY RANDOMNESS:

My other known alias's

CooperLover12

(I'm pretty sure) coopermasterthief

THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME ONLINE GAMERS (also true anywhere online)

If your idea of fun is team killing your entire squad as a Death-match starts, just for kicks, you're a douchebag. If you think glitching or cheating in order to win actually makes you a winner, you're a douchebag. And if you think that for one second, online anonimity is a license to act like a sexist, racist, foul-mouthed biggit, you're a douchebag.-whoever hosted the 2011 VGA said this, not me

MY FAVORITE COUPLES:

Jack Skelington--Sally

Sly Cooper--Carmelita Fox

Bentley--Penelope

Murray--Jing King

Joker--Harley Quinn

Batman (Bruce Wayne)--Catwoman (Selina Kyle)

Zim--Gaz

Dib--Tak

Gir--Mimi

Red--Purple

Johnny--Devi

Warden--Mistress

Jared--Cherise

Aang--Katara

Sokka--Suki

Zuko--Mai

(Most of these can have an OC, as long as the OC is compatable to the canon person, Mary-Sues and Marty-Stus can go F*CK themselves!...they seriously probably could 0.0 *shudder*)

(My OC'd Couples)

Selene Cooper--Damon Wolf

Jaclyn Skellington--Grim Reaper

Arianna Mervaux (Jinx)--Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow)

Sin--Ryu

Ivy--Rav

Jenny C.--Warden

Psycho Doughgirl "Dee"--Psycho Doughboy "D-Boy"

Ms. Fuck "Effie"--Mr. Fuck "Eff"

(My mind works in demented ways, no?)

QUOTES: I own nearly nothing…

Random-

"Life is yours. You can do whatever you want. If your afraid of getting in trouble, always remember: it's just some random person's opinion, and that's all it ever will be."- A random eleven year old. (No, I'm not kidding you, if you find that kind of amazing, PM me :D.)

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“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

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Insanity-

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Girls vs. Boys-

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Love, Life, and Beauty-

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Insults and Comebacks-

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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac-

Johnny

"Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another."

"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"

"Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!"

"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves."

"Well, I just don't want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing more. Not a monster, not a bogeyman. Nothing but another reason to feel better about yourself. Understand that it's just a person - not worth devoting any nightmares to."

"You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive."

"I've relinquished control of my insanity."

We think we are so great in our protests...but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose! OH, RAGING HORROR!! Make this stop!!"

"Do you have ANY idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like...well...ME, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! Powdered eggs?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin wonder bras!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?"

"You know, that fat little lawn gnome of a God wouldn't answer some easy questions!!! I'm criminally insane - I don't know what HIS reason is for being SO FUCKED UP!!"

"Shit! This is awful. At least alive there were nice people mixed in with the social maggots."

"You people!! Shit!! You're all idiots!! I admit to being weak and catering to some minor transgression or two, but this place is sick. But I won't let myself give the issue respect by addressing it any furth... YOU STINK!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!! You're in Hell and you're too stupid to know it!"

"I detest sleep. I've got better things to do. Besides, I find it frightening - to awaken and be unsure of everything you remember about life not being just part of a dream. Waking means I've slept, and sleep dissolves what certainty I have left."

"You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."

"Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A fucking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shit before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You fucking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shit!!! I'm the villain in this fucking story!"

"Just because we've similar interests does not guarantee you're going to like me! My foot in your ass is a good example of that. My delusionary hell does not agree with yours!!"

"And though this gets me no absolution, I WOULD NEVER DO WHAT YOU DID TO THAT GIRL!! YOU ABOMINATION OF MENTAL SUBVERSION!! OH, LOOK!! AN ORIFICE. HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED WITH STEEL?!!"

"It's a frightening world to be alone in."to Squee

"Dear Die-ary, the passions that drive us should be the ones we respect and admire. To feel contempt for one's own motivations is a vulgar thing. Too often, it seems, I've succumbed to less-than admirable compulsions, driven by this furiously reprehensible machine of mine. So many things inside that I can do without - desires and urges and what not. So extraneous. By the time I write in this book again, I hope to be as cold as the moon that lights this page."

"Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. They get so loud. They make so much noise. I try to waituntil I'm off of the room before I start laughing... A blur... of... sweating... screaming... human... drama... but, everyonce in a while, they say things that sound like words. They make me think about what I'm doing. The noises make me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that... sometimes... I wonder... why I don't just get myself a pair of earplugs."

"Dear Die-ary, there's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."

"Why are people so... unpleasant? Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without first knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to 'so-called' maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind."

Squee

"NOOOO!! I DON'T WANT TO EAT NO TOASTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!!!!"

Devi

"Nny... It felt like such a good thing with him. Have you ever hated someone for making you like them - like them so much... and then wish they would die?"

"You know what's worse than hiding from what scares you?!? Do you?! I'll tell you-- it's having good things pass you by because you're too busy cringing in idiot terror, hiding someplace where all you can do is dwell on shit!!"to Johnny over the phone

"Sigh... It's so pretty when you're looking down on it."to Johnny, while referring to the town below on their date

Psycho Doughboy and Mr. Eff

Psycho Doughboy

"You see, he's a bit upset just now. None too pleased with the turn of events. I, on the other hand, feel quite lovely. Ironic, really, considering I'm known to be the depressive side of things, while he is more accostumed to being the manic one."spoken after Johnny has died

"You are nothing more than an outhouse to him, Mr. Eff, whereas I am his home. He will return, and when he does, that will be the end of it."

"Try something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should work!!"to Johnny about killing himself

Mr. Eff

"Don't expect anything but nasty irritation from anyone you didn't create."

"You're alive for now! Why waste your existence mimicking the dead!? Go enjoy!!"

"Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!!"

"Poisoning our boy's mind with your shit!! You offend me!!!"before tearing off Nail Bunny's head

Nail Bunny

"You bought me from the pet store, fed me once, and then nailed me to the wall; THREE YEARS AGO. I dont have to imagine."

"She liked you and you tried to kill her. That was impolite."

"I mean, look at you! You devote more time to fuming over the stupidity of mankind than you do to what you once felt so much for!! Your imagination has been subverted!!"

"Killing yourself isn't the answer."

"The extent of your work is that anemic piece of shit, Happy Noodle Boy! A goddamned STICK FIGURE!!!"

"...who would ever suspect that they were no longer the mind behind the other end of their internal conversations. The other voices have become self-aware."

Reverend Meat

"There is a disturbing association in your mind, between feeling and weakness. I concur that it does present a vulnerability... but it means openness!! To pleasures! To pains! To grievance and rapture!! What other creatures know such things!!? And you would cast it off like an itchy turtleneck?!! Blasphemy of your species!! Your body screams for input!!"

"You were born a feeling creature. There is no unlearning of your nature. Therefore...there is no choice!!"

"There is no choice. You're always a slave to something."

Various victims of Johnny

"Because, and I mean no offense by this, I would like to go."Edgar Vargas, to Johnny

"I CAN'T SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!"

"MY EYES!! I CAN’T SEE MY EYES!!"

Krik: "Shiit! It feels like we've been running around for HOURS. Let's rest for a minute."Tess:"Okayy!! And, hey, let's also thrust our thumbs deep into our EYE-SOCKETS!! WHEEEE!! C'mon, how stupid are you!?"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster)

Tess:"You're a real asshole, you know that?"Said to Dillon after they are captured by Johnny.

"You're not here because that guy is some psychotic, raving, Neo-Nazi NERD!! You're here because you're a small-minded ass-tick!!!"Tess, to Krik

"Don't make me try to come up with an original curse!!"Krik

Tess: "I can't believe this. I'm escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they're NOT in chains."Krik:"Fuck you!"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster)

"Not... grasping. She speaks of my manliness, but in... what... a negative way? Confusion!Krik

Trip to Heaven and Hell

"This is Heaven. You can stop praying now."sign outside Heaven

"Beware of God."sign outside Heaven

"OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You’re right, I should be out running LAPS."God

"Understand that these people are not catatonic, they can get up and do as they please. In fact, they all have powers. Highly destructive weapons of the mind. But there is no desire to use them - either out of respect or out of fear of retaliation. Here, the futility and stupidity of aggression is understood."Damned Elize, tour guide of Heaven

"HEY!! I'm BLISSING over here!!"random person in Heaven

The Devil: "You will address me by my proper, distinguished title - Senor Diablo."Johnny: "Will "Mr. Satan" do?"The Devil: "Yeah, okay."

"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter."Senor Diablo, on answering Johnny's questions

"Know that, for all its troubles, the world is perfect. Flawless in its beauties and turmoils. Violence and nightmares being a natural product of humanity."Senor Diablo

"Hey!! Move it!! Every place I have to be is important!!"old woman in Hell

"Hah! No, it won't hurt at all, though some people say it is the most excruciating thing they've ever known. Your hair might fall out."Senor Diablo, on being resurrected

"I’m so depressed. I wish I could kill myself again."Person in Hell

Jimmy

Jimmy: "I can't leave!!!"Johnny: "I could arrange for that to be true. But at the moment your legs are still attached to your body. Take advantage of that now."

"You work with the living canvas, whose ephemeral beauty is realized at that tiny moment at which the life has truly been extinguished from it's shell."to Johnny

"No! This is wrong. You...you're supposed to teach me!"Jimmy: "We could work together. I'm just like you!"Johnny: (After smashing a sledgehammer into Jimmy's open torso)"I don't like myself much."

Random Goths

Throughout the comic there are short side stories focusing on Goth young adults. The running joke is that all Goths are the same, even though they cry that they are the lone "individuals".

"Please, somebody rescue me from this hell of inferiority!! I deserve better than to have to endure the stupidity of those who do not share my interests in music!!"Sanguine

Jhonen Vasquez

Besides the author's note at the beginning of every volume, occasionally the author inserts himself into side comics, seemingly trying to find inspiration for the next leg of the comic.

"I trust that your minds are developed enough to take no offense at these things. If not, well, I'm better than you, aren't I?"from author's note, volume 1

"People. God knows I love them (Do not fear the sarcasm.)"from author's note, volume 2

"...there's just a time to pull yourself out of the muddy gloom that sucks at your feet and holds you under the delusion that this is the only kind of attention there is to receive. There is a time to just pack your bag full of a deadly arsenal of weapons and just shake off the dismal robe that shrouds you. Well...perhaps YOU shouldn't go about it that way...No, you probably shouldn't. But you'll be seeing somebody who does. Kids, don't do this at home...unless you're not planning on blaming me (in which case, GO TO IT. We need more things like this on the news.)from author's note, volume 3

"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."from author's note, volume 4

"I do not adore death as if I were some idiot groupie to the lead singer in a band. I approach it with the mixture of fascination/terror/icy speculation of someone who really knows nothing. I trust, only enough, to know that I like myself too much to even consider bringing about my own demise."from author's note, volume 5

"Letters from "kindred spirits" come in, telling of how they agree with my views and how the world stinks, and of how they wish they could just kill themselves. Well, dispose of yourselves quietly, if you must, so long as you don't leave a note saying I told you to do it, you self-esteem deficient loons. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing - soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss; cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex...well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is."from author's note, volume 6

"...the soon to be ruler of the known universe JHONEN VASQUEZ!! Your desire to be conquered bleeds out of you. I know you want it."from author's note, volume 7

"I mean, I still haven't killed anyone. I think I keep from going over that edge by writing about this person who has taken a flying leap over it."

"NOOOOOO!!! I’ve lost the respect of this impolite special ed student!! I have no valid reason to live!! (Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm.)"

"A lovely day in the city park. Sun shining, the birds singing! They're laughing at me mom!!"

"To achieve THIS shot, we first made a plaster mold of the actor's head. We then filled it with cow parts. Then, for realism, we surprised the actor by blowing a hole through his head."side note

"Parents, don't get upset-It's a fake brain. A gelatin mixture was poured into a brain shaped mold. We then filled it with the blood of a homeless man. No one will miss him."side note when Nny throws a molester's brain into a wall

"Fun Fact: it's not a moose."note next to panel of the huge monster escaped from Nny's wall

"Stupid people: I would ask you to keep in mind that this should NOT be a source of moral guidance (THAT WOULD BE MOVIES). Put away the knives and never allow yourselves to forget: YOU ARE STUPID."note next to Nny's ramblings about torture being justified

"He is thinking of how pathetic this is. [next panel] I don't know what he's thinking here. He is very mysterious."notes while Johnny is listening to Jimmy's perversion of Nny's methods

"Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs."moral at end of exaggerated one-shot about boy who does drugs

"Ah, swearing - Beloved crutch of the intellectually deviant."note during Krik's tirade at a dying Johnny

"Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler."note during Heaven fight scene

"Angry nun is always comedy."note during Heaven fight scene

"Don't sue me. I'm funny."on mentioning Taco Bell

"Sir? There seems to be a problem with this ice-sucky machine. Please make my pain end."to gas station attendant

Jhonen: Heyyyy...wait a minute. You're the Devil, aren't you?"Gas station attendant: Nooo, I'm not the Devil. Go away.Jhonen: Ohhh, come on. You're the Devil.Gas station attendant: GLAARGH! BLOOOGH! (morphs into demon) Yess! I am the DEVIL!! DAMN you and your mighty word probe!"

For those dense fucks who grow weary at the absence of sophomoric violence, here is a little boy being attacked by his cuddly gerbil."side note during philosophical stretch in volume 6

"Check out Happy Jack's Happy Noodle boy Page - I won't give you the URL because life is never easy - do a web search."

"Until the future happens, goodnight."

"Keep Smiling until you stop"

"It's a book you can enjoy with the entire family, so long as they're numb to the grotesque."

"I can tell the book's getting more successful because of the dramatic increase in the "YOU FUCKER! I WROTE TO YOU AND YOU NEVER WROTE BACK YOU SUCK YOUR RESPONSE WAS SO SHORT IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DEVOTE SHITLOADS OF PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE TO MEEEEE AND ONLY MEEEEE" kind of letters. People, I do enjoy the letters, but REALLY, to most readers I am a book in their hands, not a friend and not an enemy. Not even a person. What matters is the book, not my personal responses to some lunatic's queries. Overall, however, the mail (paper and electronic) has been quite lovely, making me smile like the little girl I wish I was."

"Much more will happen, but I am sneaky piggy, so I no tell."

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.COPY AND PASTED STUFF (We're going to safely assume I own none of this...):

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

Random-

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

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"When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."

"What happens?"

"You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."

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If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. (Some of the deaths really anger me...just sayin')

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If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.{...it makes a good chick flick...}

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Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

"Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies."

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

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What is another word for "thesaurus"?

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If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books and other books, copy and paste this into your profile

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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

And a Bad Ass is a window washer at a Children's hospital that dresses like Spider Man.

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SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D!

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Put this on your page if you love to laugh

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever wished you could go into a horror film and yell "IT'S A F*CKING TRAP, DON'T GO IN THERE!"or "DON'T SPLIT UP YOU IDIOTS!" then copy this into your profile

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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"Keep calm and lead them on a merry chase."

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"Keep calm and drink the liquor store."

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"Keep calm and Carry on My Wayward Son."

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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...J..Put this
...O...On your
...H...Profile
...N...To stop Johnny C
...N...From
...Y...Being
...Hated
...C..It shows that you care

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects on you and your life post this to your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac, Invader Zim, and other bad influences:3)

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"If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD."

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If Kratos and Master Chief got into a fight, Robocop would win."

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If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!

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If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

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Copy this into your profile if you think Disney should make a princess with no hair so girls with cancer can feel beautiful too, as well as a fat one...

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

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If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

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If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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No not copy and paste stuff...sorry their fun to make :3

If you read warriors copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are breathing right now copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are a werewolf, vampire, or a hybrid of both copy and paste into your profile (I tweaks itXD)

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If your a ninja copy and paste into your profile

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If your a ninja cat copy and paste this into your profile

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If your ShadowCat98 copy and paste into your profile (no one but me can be this XD and if you still my name...let's just say there'll be ALOT of blood...you have been warned)

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If you liked these copy and paste into your profile

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"Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."

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"Oh, I'm supposed to lie. Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine."

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"Mom: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?

"Me: No!...yes."

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.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (When im not on the internet)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

I am Darkness, Fire, and Water! :D

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.You don't like the movie Star Wars. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 12

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If you hate, hate, hate, HATE, H A T E it when people go 'I suck at summaries' in their summary, because they really should think about what they put in their summary as carefully as they should think about their actual story and not waste people's time writing 'I suck at summaries', when that is neither a summarization of their story nor any use to anyone, not even those who appreciate modesty, because that's not being modest, that's a failure to sell yourself or your story - especially when you think about books in bookstores, and try to think of the last time you looked on the back of a book and found the author saying, "Sorry, I suck at summaries!"- copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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My favorite scene from Adventure Time: It Came From the Nightosphere

Marceline's Dad: Of all history's greatest monsters you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one.

Gunter: Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: No! You can't have my soul! I don't even... Look, just get in here. (Begins to try to suck Gunter's soul).

Gunter: (Slaps Marceline's dad's face). Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: (Kicking Gunter) Keep your crummy soul!

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Fanfiction/Author/Artist Stuff:

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

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If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you guys/girls love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (I'd like to get two reviews...)

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Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

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If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Who would win in a battle of: All the facebook addicts vs. all of us on fanfiction?
Answer: We Would, did you even need to read the answer?????????? :D

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If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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If you are OBSESSED with FanFiction, copy this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile

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Boys/Men vs. Girls/Women-

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!

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A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!

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TGIF- Thank God I'm Female.

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Insanity-

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"When life hands you Justin Bieber, throw him back and demand lemons."

"When life hands you lemons, keep them for ammo against the zombies."

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Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

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Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

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Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

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If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

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I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

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I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

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It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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I don't obsess! I think intensely!

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If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

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"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

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Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

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If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you look over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't there, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't.

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Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a good reason they didn't make it to your future.

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Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing... but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

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My family tree is full of nuts.

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Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?

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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

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If you can make the voice in your head stop talking, copy and paste this to your account.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

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If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

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If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

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If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.)

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If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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Wouldn't it be nice if the world didn't beat you up and smash your face in a mirror when you made a mistake?

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If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

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I'm the kind of guy who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

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Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

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Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

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Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

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I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

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This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

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Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

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WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

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I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

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The world is full of crazy people,they made me there leader.

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Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

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When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!'

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Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

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I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

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I’m the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

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I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

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Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

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Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork.

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If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

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Set sail in a general that way direction.

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It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

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I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

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Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

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Education is important, school however, is another matter.

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When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

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Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

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I am who I am. Deal with it.

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Let your fucking freak flag fly! :D

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"If you can't learn to deal with me, then wait till you see the rest of the world."

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One day I walked into a random place and I saw I dinosaur. Then I Killed it. That's how dinosaurs died. It wasn't a meteor or nothing, just me. I'm a lunatic. I get it. What was your first clue?

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"Roses are red, violets are blue; you call me a freak, and I'll fucking kill you!" -Jonny T

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You have fucked an amount of up that does not even classify on the meter of fucking up!" -Jonny T

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Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

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If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for me they can't laugh.

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Insults and Comebacks-

"It seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up." -Unknown.

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"FOLLOW THE RULES!" "Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf."

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Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

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Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face.

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While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

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Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

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(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

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Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word.

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When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.

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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

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"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

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If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

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It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

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Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

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I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

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"So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to watermelon' it wouldn't make sense."

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"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

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Men who drops their watch in the toilet is bound to have crappy time.

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You call me a bitch, I tell you thanks for the compliment.
You call me a freak, I ask you what your first clue was.
You call me evil, I tell you I've seen worse.
You call me a brat, I say "yes, yes I am."
You call me a bitch, I tell you you've already used that one.

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"You know, they're just donuts. They're not love."

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

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Love-

If you are in, or ever have been in love with a character from a book, movie, comic book, or cartoon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac(...NOT LIKE THAT!!! He's interesting...), I admit, I had a thing for Draco Malfoy(Imma weirdo that goes for the bad influences...))

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"Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling."

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

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All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

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Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

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Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

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Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

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If you are extremely obsessed with British or Australian boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

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If you really like someone, anyone, but are too arfraid to say it, copy this into your profile.

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Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

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When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

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If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

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World Domination-

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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(X.X) This is Nailbunny copy and paste and Nailbunny will always be with you :3

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.../l、
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...1、゙ ヽ
...じしf, )ノ This is Kitty. Copy Kitty to your signature to help her achieve world domination

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The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

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War and Politics-

"We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war?"

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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

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If you think Jhonen Vasquez should be president copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you're an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile.

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"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures"

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If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

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Friendship Stuff-

Friends V.S. Best friends

Friends: will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friends: will go up and ask him, "It's becouse your gay, isn't it?"

Friends: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friends: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Help you when you fall.

Best Friends: Keep walking saying, "Walk much?"

Friends: Help you find your prince.

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Friends: will ask you if your ok when your crying

Best Friends: will laugh and you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends: will offer you a soda.

Best Friends: will dump theirs on you.

Friends: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best Friends: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends: will give you their umbrella.

Best Friends: take yours and screams, "Run-beep-Run!"

Friends: will help you move.

Best Friends: will help you move the bodies.

Friends: will bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: would be in the cell next to you saying, "THAT, was worth it."

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Help themselves and the reson why you have no food.

Friends: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

Best Friends: call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Have never seen you cry.

Best Friends: wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in privet when your not down anymore.

Friends: ask you to write down your number

Best Friends: Have you on speed dial.

Friends: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Best Friends: Lose your stuff and tells you "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Freinds: only know a few things about you.

Best Freinds: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friends: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

Friends: will knock on the door.

Best Friends: will wallk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friends: you have to tell not to tell anyone.

Best Friends: alredy know not to tell.

Friends: are only through highscool/college.

Best Friends: are for life.

Friends: would read, then ignore this.

Best Friends: will copy this and send it to you, knowing that you will laugh.

deticated, to all of my best friends, you know who you are

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Robbers stab you in the stomach.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart.

Friends stab you in the back.

Best friends don't carry knives

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If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile

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She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

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My best friends are insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

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One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

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When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

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FAKE VS. REAL (All you guys are real and I love you so much; thank you for showing me that friendship is anything but conditional XOXO) (And my old elementary "buddies" can rot in the bloodiest bowels of hell for all i give)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS:
Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS:
Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS:
Not only kicks everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS:
Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS:
Will repost it

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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

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Religion-

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

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Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

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God must love stupid people- he made so many.

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Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'

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Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

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A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this is you truly believe in God...

P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

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Percentages and Chain Things-

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, thessan11, BamfisAwesome, Melori, Shadowcat98

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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor,ShadowCat98

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Ninety-five percent of us out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

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92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

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98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

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If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98

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If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, RandomFanPerson, The Jonny T Factor, Shadowcat98

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Poems-

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

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A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

read it and love it!!*

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Stories and Things-

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

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This made me cry, and that is a tough thing to do!

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot off with a great big crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.TT-TT

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Some Random Things To Do-

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.

7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window."

8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.

9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.

10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

11. Ask to see a menu.

12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."

13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!"

14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."

17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"

18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."

19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)

20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."

21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.

27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.

28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."

29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9) Sing along at the opera.

10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day.

17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will do it all anyway.

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"Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is." -http://mck890.tripod.com/id18.html

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (oh please, I do that ALL the time)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'IWon! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (I don't have children!)

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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On Racism and other matters-

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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If you feel racism is wrong, POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you hate child and domestic abuse then repost this on your profile.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

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Stereotypes-

What stereotype are you?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, red, purple, or green hair. -(streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (Don't count school band)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (Yes, horseback riders DO count. -n-)
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 5

So I'm goth

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A List of Stereotypes

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I run TRACK so I MUST be a skinny bitch.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’M AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a GOOD LIAR
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian(i like meat...)
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention
I TALK IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS, so I MUST be Jewish
EVERYONE SAYS I'm crazy, I MUST be a lunatic
I work part time I must be lazy.
I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous.
I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser.
I am a Star Trek fan, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE{not true...i support gays...i just dont like YAOI/YURI}
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be AN OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

Batman Stuff-

"Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments."

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"Guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

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"Even I know that's a bad joke."

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"Poor girl. Nothing worse than having your pigtails shot off."

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"Keep calm and dream a little bigger, darling."

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."

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I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too

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If you reckon that (as insane as he can be sometimes) the Joker does have views that you agree with, copy this into your profile and spread the word of chaos.

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Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!

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Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight.

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If Heath's Joker rocks your socks, shoes and soul then copy this into your profile

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If you don't mind one little bit about having the Joker in your nightmares, copy this into your profile

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Rest in Peace, Jerry Robinson

A Beloved Creator of Robin and The Joker

May the Joker's maniacal laughs become joyful cries, as you walk through the golden gates of Heaven

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Joker Hall of Fame: The Best Quotes from the Worst Villain

Heath Ledger's Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)

-Gotham National Bank Manager: "Think you're pretty smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?" [Bozo leans down and sticks a gas grenade in the manager's mouth] Bozo: "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...: [takes off his mask, revealing the Joker] The Joker: "...stranger."

-"Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!"

-"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!"

-Lau: "For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe."

[From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter]

The Joker: "And I thought my jokes were bad."

-"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful."

[he walks around her]

The Joker: "Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..."

[the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: "...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]

The Joker: "A little fight in you. I like that."

Batman: [off-screen] "Then you're gonna love me."

[attacks him]

-"I like this job, I like it!"

-"And here...we...go!"

-"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"

-[to Det. Stephens] "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

-"This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them."

-"I'm a man of my word."

-[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious] Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!"

-"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman."

-"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

-"[over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble."

-Gambol: [explodes] "Enough from the clown!" [He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not blow this out of proportion."

-Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah."

-The Joker: "Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city." The Chechen: "They won't work for a freak..." The Joker: [mocking his accent] "A freak..." [pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the Chechen] The Joker: "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"

-[During a bank heist, the Joker has tricked all his men into killing each other, one after the other. One of the last ones, getting wise, points his gun at another thug, who still has his mask on] Grumpy: "I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash." Bozo: "No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver." Grumpy: [confused] "Bus driver? What bus dri-?" [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]

-Gambol: [to The Joker] "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table] The Joker: "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." [Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him] The Joker: "Ta-daa! It's... it's gone."

-Batman: [as Joker is holding Rachel out a window] "Let her go!" The Joker: [giving him a look] "Very poor choice of words..."

-[to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have..." [breaks pool cue over knee] "Tryouts." [throws broken pool cue at the thugs] "Make it fast."

-"Now there's a Batman!"

-The Joker: [the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] "Tell them your name." Brian: "Brian... Douglas." The Joker: "Are you the real Batman?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No? Then why do you dress up like him?" [grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera] The Joker: "whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Brian: "Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you." The Joker: "Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!" [turns camera to himself] The Joker: "You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word." [laughs]

-Gambol's Bodyguard: "Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker." Gambol's Bodyguard: "They brought the body." [a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker's face] Gambol: "So. For dead, that's 500..." The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol's mouth] "How 'bout alive?" [Joker's men hold the bodyguards] The Joker: "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And..." [glancing at thug] The Joker: "Why so serious?" [kills Gambol]

-[Batman slams The Joker's head on the table] The Joker: "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next..." [Batman punches the Joker's hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt] The Joker: "See?"

-"Why so serious?"

-Harvey Dent: "Your men. Your plan." The Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."

-[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but Gordon suddenly points a gun to his head] "Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute?"

-[talking about crashing the helicopter] "Okay, rack 'em up. Rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em up."

-The Joker: [Joker walks into a meeting with a slow, mockingly false laugh] "And I thought MY jokes were bad." Gambol: "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [Joker pulls out a pencil and slams in into the table. After a brief struggle, Joker slams Gambol's thug's head into the pencil] The Joker: "TA-DA! It's... It's gone...! Oh, and, by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it." The Chechen: [Gambol rises in anger] "Sit. I want to hear proposition." [Gambol sits] The Joker: "Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? Ya see, a guy, like me..." Gambol: "A freak." The Joker: "A guy, like me... Look. Listen... I know why you choose to have you little" [clears throat] The Joker: "group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent... He's just the beginning. And as for the television's, so-called, plan, Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him SQUEAL! I know the squealers when I see them, and..." [points, accusingly at the monitor broadcasting Lau's face and Lau turns off the camera] The Chechen: "What do you propose?" The Joker: "It's simple, we kill the Batman." [everyone laughs] Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?" The Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Chechen: "How much you want?" The Joker: "Uh... Half." [everyone laughs] Gambol: "You're crazy." The Joker: "I'm not." [slight mocking laughter] The Joker: "No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma." Gambol: [slams his hand on the table] "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!" [rushes to attack Joker] The Joker: "AH, ta ta ta taaa." [opens his jacket to reveal several hand grenades with their pins connected to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Let's not BLOW" [everyone gets up and moves away from Joker] The Joker: "this out of proportion." Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah." Gambol: "I'm puttin' the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first." The Joker: "Alright, so, listen, why don't you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card." [sets joker card on the table and walks toward the door, dangling the string tied to the grenade pins]

Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989)

-Grissom: "Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal." Joker: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend." [steps into the light] Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier. [laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]

-[talking to a gargoyle] "What are you laughin' at?"

-The Joker: "I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia..." [lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table] The Joker: "...threw herself out of the window." Vicki Vale: "Oh, my God." The Joker: "But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs." [breaks the mask and starts giggling]

-"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

-"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!"

-Vicki Vale: "You're insane!" Joker: "I thought I was a Pisces!"

-"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

-[reciting his poem to Vicki] "I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep."

-The Joker: "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Bruce Wayne: "What?" The Joker: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it." [shoots him]

-"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

-"And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

-Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" The Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill." Vicki Vale: "You must be joking." The Joker: "Do I look like I'm joking?"

-The Joker: "My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun." [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] The Joker: "I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys."

-"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

-Bruce Wayne: "Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people." The Joker: "I like him already."

-[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on] The Joker: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?" [Batman punches him]

-Vicki Vale: "What can I do for you?" The Joker: "Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance."

Batman: The Killing Joke

-"Madness is the emergency exit!"

-"Life's a bowl of cherries, and this is the pits."

-"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

-"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

Batman: Arkham Asylum

-"Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right."

-"Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun."

-"Anyone seen the big bad Bat yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot!"

- "Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans. But the problem with their plan... is that when you take an insane person to the asylum,you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best."

-"Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me, in a thong?!"

-"Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BOOM! Just kidding!"

Batman: Arkham City

-"You fell for the old fake Joker gag, Batman!"

-"Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would - this stuff is killing me!"

-"It's ok to die Bats, I'll be here to protect Gotham! I'll do a real good job."

MISC.

-"Yay! We're all going to Hell!"

-"There's two things Lex forgot to tell you about me: I don't CARE what happens to the world, and I DON'T play nice with others!"

-"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!"

-(to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle."

-"Lady, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!"

-(to Batman) "Quick question. When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?"

-"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

-"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!"

-[Trying to patent "jokerized" fish]"But the fish share my unique face! If Colonel What's-His-Name can have chickens, when they donť even have moustaches-- And you deny this to me!"

-"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!"

-"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Other Stuff-

What Inuyasha teaches us...(10)

1. you can be anime and still be VERY smexy (koga)

2. you can be annoying and still get the half demon of your dreams (kagome)

3. you can be a two-faced cheating, howny, monk and people still love you (miroku)

4. You can die 5x and still live. Go ahead its awesome! (kikyo)

5. you can be moody and hot at the same time (sesshomaru)

6. You can live after 50 years of death (Inuyasha)

7. You can be a g*y midget and still not be killed off (jaken)

8. You can be revived mystically (Ren)

9.You can rejuvinate into a giant spider (Naraku)

10. You can be INSANELY cute and be deadly (kilala)

BONUS!!!

11. YOU can be a boy and wear a bow in your hair (shippo)

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How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [X] You have been called a blonde.(I am blonde, and highly disapprove of being in the stereotype-_-)

so far: 6

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I TOTALLY Knew that... _) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:11

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 19

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Fuck homework :) [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 23

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 26

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [ ] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 29

29 x 3 =87 %

I AM 87% INSANE!( I figured it would be higher...)I took a test to see how insane I am, and it came out 87%. But, people say that I'm more like 163% insane. *Deranged Laugh*

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1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Chailene

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Chaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Cat (HOLY SHIT! I'M AN ANIME!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Shadow-Breeze Kitty(lol, not really on the street name)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Sanchrke(weirdO.O)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Purple Pepsi(WTF!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Hnauyse(I think that's a little more asian)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Lynette(no)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Moon(BADASS!)

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Strawberry Disaster(no)

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Sword

12. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

aaaanranara(WTH WITH ALL THE A'S?)

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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer Zim's house, talking to computer, while annoying Zim.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer NONE...I love them but not like that :) Besides I'd try to get Gaz and Zim together and Dib and Tak...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer Gaz, because together we would be unstoppable!!!!!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer KEEF! ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGER!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer Is this a trick queston? I love all of them!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer DAMN YOU AND YOUR HARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS! I guess it would be GIR...

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer ...Well I guess Purple, cuz he's funny at times...and I can steal his donuts>:)

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer *squeal* HI... OH MY GOD HI!!! ok my fangirl moments over*gives him a hug and Jack Sparrow style runs away*

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer Gir, he would probally be the only one who would want to be there.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer GIR...he might have stored some snacks in his head or actually still has enough fuel to save us...

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer Well smeets are born in tube things because they're cloned...but if he meant it THAT way... *slap* HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!! Get Gaz to help you with that!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer You mean PAIRINGS! ZimxGaz, DibxTak, GIRxMimi, and RedxPurple

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer

evil laughter* I get to torture them with my insane stupidity!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer Watch Zim and Dib fight, then pick a side, later to switch sides AGAIN.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer well i like all the quotes but, GIR: I DON'T WANNA! OK!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer ALL OFS 'EM! But if I had to choose, it'd be GIR dancing...maybe

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer Prof. Membrane: There'd better not be any walking dead up there!

Dib: It's fine Dad!- AND I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT!

(And he seriously doesn't believe in the supernatural?)

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer:

ZIM: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Taaaalleeest! My Tallest! Hey, hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest my Tallest, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

RED: I was curious as to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours ZIM...THREE HOURS! So, what is it?

ZIM: Well I've noticed that your flying closer to Earth then EVER before and-

PURPLE: Hey, how did you know that?

ZIM: Oh I know all kinds of things about you! Pretty creepy, huh! Anywho I-

PURPLE: HEY, that is creepy... Your creepy, ZIM!

ZIM: Heh heh, I sure am. Anywho!

19. Favorite GIR moment?

My Answer AGAIN! ALL OFS 'EM! HOW CAN YOU DECIDE ONE! HUH? HUH!?!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer I CAN'T DECIDE! *pant pant pant* oh look, food *munch munch*...but really I have NO idea... :(

xXx

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.(AGHHHH)

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.(WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?)

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.(never has been, never will be)

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.(being normal is no fun)

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.(they are!)

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.(please, I've been doing that BEFORE I started watching Zim)

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.(yeah...TRIED)

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

xXx

from The Jonny T Factor,who i don't know if he would like this but toughluck cuz alot of it is the rules i live by too so nyeh!

The rules I live by:

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than brothers.{me:or other siblings}

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.{i go a step further with toture to some...only person i don't toture is emobabe6}

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise neices and nephews to love Batman. (I've already got two on my side.){i have to work on it}

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first.{zombies,murderers,many many other things could be back there}

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.{this is more like my brother}

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight.

Rule #10: Try to go super saiyan every day.{i don't know what this means but it sounds awesome}

Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE!

Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it.{EVERYTIME A KITTEN IS NEAR!!!}

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!", or "Who brought the lube?"{...sure?}

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.{it gets you out of SOLs...}

Rule #15: Punch anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is AJ.

Rule #17: Assume every asain person knows karate.{THEY DO!!!!!}

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.{WHOOO...TACO!!!!}

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times.{i only started wathing House a few moths ago...now i'm addicted...my brothers friend had to go to the docter once...House came up when my mom said he believes he has everything he sees on House...now he can't watch it...THIS IS TRUE}

Rule #20: There is no Rule #20.

Rule #21: Use Gollum impression everywhere.{... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!}

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #24: Science is a lie!

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4.{heeheehehhehhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! KA- BOOM}

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading gay stories on the site.{...NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*HIDES AND COWERS IN A CORNER FOR AN HOUR!!!!!*}

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth italian douchebag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You never win!)

Rule #34: No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve a mystery with a group of stoners and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin.

Rule #42: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsabor.

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.{...I trust Japan...they give me anime}

Rule #47: If girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her.

Rule #48:Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with nieces, fucking murder them. (I seriously beat the shit out of them with a pillow.)

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.

Rule #60: Never listen to music around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch the Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always an asain person who can do them better.{true...true}

Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE!

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist)

Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to brother's and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.

Rule #79: Loath having adult brothers live with you on a daily bases.

Rule #80: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #81:Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!!!

Rule #82: Whenever at someone's funeral, go over to someone crying and say "I know, dick move, right?".

Rule #83: Get three people, including yourself, and find a random person and go up to them and whisper "Wake up.", then have your friends each go up to them throughout the day and whisper "You're in a coma." and "This isn't real.".

Rule #84: Act gay around brothers, yell at them for being the gay ones.

Rule #85: That's what she said.

Rule #86: Never get drunk off of alcoholic coffee drinks. 'Cause when your fucked up, you can't pass out.

Rule #87: I'M BATMAN! *Grapple away*

Rule #88: FUS RO DAH!!!

Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true.

Rule #90: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines. It is purpose that binds us. We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us.

Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive.

Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy.

Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream.

Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys.

Rule #95: We ride at dawn!

Rule #96: Put out or get out.

Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded, and only one empty.

Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter.

Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'.

Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready.

xXx

12 random characters from my favorite shows/movies/comics/games.{so far, this is only copied from the jonny t factor. when i have more time i will replace the people and reactions with my own...savvy?}

1. The Joker(Batman)

2. Johnny C.(JTHM)

3. Squee*Todd Casil*(JTHM)

4. Sly Cooper(Sly Cooper)

5. Catwoman (Batman)

6. Scarecrow*or Jonathan Crane*(Batman)

7. Vicente Valtieri(the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)

8. Jack Skellington(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

9. Sally(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

10. Batman (Batman)

11. Zuko(Avatar: The Last Airbender...the cartoon)

12.Marceline/Marshall Lee(Adventure Time)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

GOD NO!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...No! That would be beastiality Hot? No! Awesome? YES!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's impossible...even if Jack was a chick, he's a skeleton

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes. THERE ARE TOO MANY TO RECOMEND!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! Are you insane? Nny and Scarecrow? That doesn't sit right with me at all!

6. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

Catwoman and Sally? HELL NO!. Batman and Catwoman? DEAR GOD, there are too many to count!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Marceline is a chick, so that's somewhat right. Marshel Lee? POOR VICENTE'S EYES WOULD BURN AND HE WOULD KILL THEM BOTH FOR SITHIS!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

I REFUSE TO DO THIS!

9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

If there was, I would kill it with fire! *goes and freaks out in a dark corner in the fetal position*

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Immortal Bonds

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

...WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? WHY WOULD SLY WANT TO DEFLOWER THE JOKER? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! NO! NO! NO! FUCK THAT QUESTION!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I have completely no idea. Why would I know this? Next question!

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...Maybe?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Posably?

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

No...

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I'M BATMAN!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

...buddy, Jack sings his own songs

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Be prepared to rip out you own eyes after reading this epic wrongness of a story! You have been warned.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You wanna see my hidden cave? DEAR GOD, THIS IS STILL WRONG!

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like a month ago. It's hard to find a fic on Catwoman...that isn't yuri...

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WOULD KNOW THIS! I MAY BE HIS FANGIRL BUT I DON'T GO THAT FAR!

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

ZuZu would have to be very drunk to even THINK about touching the Pumpkin King's girl...plus ragdolls only weakness is fire, or so I'm told

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Firstly, THAT FUCKING FUCKED UP! Secondly, Squee would be to scared of Vicente...FUCK THIS QUESTION!

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

...WHAT?

Joker and Sally are in a happy relationship (HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) until Sally runs off with Sly (NO! NO! NO!). Joker, heartbroken (DOES JOKER EVEN HAVE A HEART?), has a hot one-night stand with Zuko(HOLY SHIT! KILL ME NOW!) and a brief unhappy affair with Marceline/Marshel Lee(either way that's way passed effed up!), then follows the wise advice of Catwoman (Who hates the Joker, I might add!) and finds true love with Squee (This ending, IT SCARES ME!).

Title: How Did Anyone Get Away With Writing This?

I know no one who would dare write this story.

25. What would you think if you found out Four was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be surprised, seeing how Sly is an anthropomorhic raccoon thief that can talk

26. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would assume something messed up and run to my PANIC! EMO corner

27. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

It wouldn't really get to me. Cause I know he can kill me at any given moment

28. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Dammit, Batman! I told you I'm not HABERING DANGEROUS CRIMINALS! As much as I would like tooX3

29. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?

Joker emo? Well, first off, he wouldn't slit his wrist. He would cut his cheeks into a smile like the Heath Ledger performance.

30. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

Inner thought: "HOW SWEET! Oh SHIT, Carmelita might kill me!"

31. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would you need my brush? I SAID NO DNA EXPERIMENTS!

32. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? VICENTE, GO FUFILL YOUR CONTRACTS TO THE NIGHTMOTHER! SALLY, WHY WOULD SWEET AND SHY LITTLE YOU EVEN AGREE TO THIS?! SLY GO STEAL SOMETHING OR HANG WITH THE GANG OR CARM! NOT EVERYONE CAN LIVE THE NIGHT LIFE!

33. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

I would first ask whose bright idea it was to give a Homicidal Maniac and a dangerous prince with anger issues a job in education. Then, I would constantly pestor them about their life and Zuko's scar

34. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

I would shit myself at the epic wrongness of it all!

35. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because even the Master of Fear must fear a pissed off vampire...

36. Between Ten and Eight, which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

That's not even fair. Batman's pretty much got his life together, and I really can't see him failing, also he's already a billionair. Didn't you see TNBC? Jack's got his girl and his inspiration for his holiday...neither

37. Eleven and Five are trapped in a cave. Ten comes to rescue them. What happens?

Batman would save Catwoman and Zuko, then Catwoman would go to Batsy's place to give him a little thank you. Zuko went off to find the Avatar...

38. Five, Four, Seven, One, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. Five asks Seven, and Seven says Truth. Five asks who Seven loves, and Seven, confessed their true love with Four. Four does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Three. Seven is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in One while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Five is secretly in love with One, and become so jealous of Seven, who, after the comfort from One becomes in a relationship with One, and so Five decides to murder Seven, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ten and is sent to prison, allowing One and Seven to continued their relationship.

Okay, hold on. Let me translate this so every one doesn't have to keep looking up.

Catwoman,Sly, Vicente, Joker, and Squee are playing Truth or Dare (Stupid, if not silly.). Catwoman asks Vicente, and Vicente says Truth. Catwoman asks who Vicente loves, and Vicente confessed his true love with Sly (HOLY SHIT-NUGGETS, NOOOOO!). Sly does not share the feeling (CAUSE HIS HEART ONLY BELONGS TO CARM, HIS FRIENDS, AND THIEVING!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Squee (NOOOOOOOO!). Vicente is heartbroken (go kill someone to cheer yourself up!), and seeks comfort in Joker (...What?) while Squee and Sly run into the sunset together. However, Catwoman is secretly in love with Joker (You know what? I'm tired of pointing out the flaws between these two characters.), and becomes so jealous of Vicente, who, after the comfort from Joker becomes in a relationship with Joker (Oh shit, Harley's not gonna be happy about this.), so Catwoman decides to murder Vicente (how does a cat burgalar go about killing a vampire assassin?), but is stopped by the police officer Batman (More like vigilante.) and is sent to prison, allowing

Joker and Vicente to continue their relationship (Until they both came to their senses, and this epic wrongness was over for good.).

39. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

Well, Squee is terrified of Jack(HE'S A MOVING AND TALKING SKELETON!), so Sly and Jack end up having to wake him up after he passes out from fright

40. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Sally shouldn't do yoga, she'll rip a seam and her limbs will fall apart...Catwoman is already pretty flexible...

41. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

It's more of a choice of who would kill me the fastest. Hmm, mass murdering psycho clown or mass murdering fear obssessed doctor?...BOTH!XD

42. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?

...even this doesn't phase me...

I pop up behind him and see* NEVER AGAIN!*runs to aforementioned PANIC! EMO corner*

43. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

I POP UP AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO EM! SQUEE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!

44. Four mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?

Why is Sly mugging a 13 year old girl instead of thieving or...hmmmm...with Carmelita? Nny wouldn't really care unless I bribed him with a Cherry Brain-Freezy, Vicente is too busy fufilling contracts, and Batman always deals with these situations...BATMAN!

45. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Joker has a guy on the table and stabs him over and over in the chest. "HAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA!" Camera cuts to static.

46. Three has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose?

Jack and Sally are already married in the minds of me and millions of other fans and Sly and Carm will be together forever...plus SQUEE IS A CHILD YOU WEIRDO!

47. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you chose?

Damn you! Why must you make me chose? WAIT! THEY BOTH IN THE SAME CITY! I RUN INTO BOTH EVENTUALLY! AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH!(NOT IN A PERVERTED WAY YOU SICKOS)

48. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

I'M BATMAN! Are you tired of me using this joke yet? I don't think Sly's been to Rome yet...he off stealing from master criminals...

49. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Why did everyone gang up on Squee?

50. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time, in a land far far aw- I"M BATMAN!

51. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Aaaaaaaawww HELL NAW! Sally, how'd ya even process the alcohol? Catwoman, go to Batman, he'll enjoy a drunken you...AWWW SHIT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU TWO, BATS AND JACK'LL KILL ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEYS?!

52. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They're protesting cause they don't get any cake...GET THE FUCK OFFA ME! IT'S MINE!

53. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Yes and no. Vicente has over 300 years of recipes to show me...then again he's lost his appetite for human food...oh shit!*passes out from hidden sleep potion and Vicente drinks me half dry*

54. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Nny: " Why is Batman dating a ragdoll? Jack's really gonna freak when he finds this..."

55. Eight and Five go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Catwoman orders a pizza and since Jack's a skeleton, he don't eat much...

56. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

AGAIN, SQUEE IS A CHILD!

57. Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Jack: "Scarecrow's new toxin is that good? Now where is that antidote..."

Thats it :3

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Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, North
Revista (Journal) by emi7890 reviews
"My name is Maria Hernandez. If you have attained this journal, it must mean that I have left it purposely just for your eyes to read." A fanfiction about Future Superjail and its different perspectives between different characters. ((Best in 3/4 reading mode))
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/24/2012
And The Reason Is You by Arlena4815162342 reviews
"You're not crazy, Jack. You're not a freak. You're perfect, just the way you are." her words were what made him into Gotham City's most terrifying criminal.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,863 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Joker, OC] J. Crane
Lady of the Black Pearl by InkPhoenix reviews
Jack Sparrow decides he's going to needs some money when he lands in Port Royal. But Isabelle Bennett isn't going to just sit on her hands and let him steal from her house. "How is it that a young lady like yourself knows how to use a sword so well?" "I'll have you know that I don't just attend tea parties, sir."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,673 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N., OC
Drunk by purpledragon6 reviews
Bad title funny story. Revise.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Love Kills by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Shell didn't expect to find out a killer was on the loose in her small home town. Then again, she never thought she would be housing the killer himself. A Jeff the Killer fanfiction, second one about him so go easy. Not related to my Creepypasta/RotG fanfiction, like AU.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/10/2013
Shroud by Miabia100 reviews
"This is just what people do, they kill the things that they are afraid of and for me, it just so happens to be death." (Prussia x Reader)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia
Chaos Is A Wonderful Thing by C. O. Rosette reviews
She's always been an outcast. A misfit to equestrian society. She's sick of it! Now she has a plan to receive her rightful place as ruler and bring back the chaos that was once so close within her grasp. An old foe will be reawakened. Can the mane six, Doctor Whooves, and their friends stop this madness? Or is "this madness" even that bad?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Discord, Screwball
Magnet for Trouble by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Shell didn't think her so called 'gift' could get her in so much trouble…
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/2/2013
Mischievous Tigress by gabster357 reviews
First was a one-shot about Tigress being left alone in the Jade palace, now a series of one-shots. Enjoy and R&R!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Tigress
Where Is the Edge? by ShardsofBrokenGlass reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,002 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
To Keep A Promise by Master-Roku reviews
JEFF THE KILLER STORY. NOT A ROMANCE! This story has finally ended. Kat and Jeff's journey together had been long, trying, and heartbreaking, but now it is over. See how their saga ends in this bloody, heart tugging final chapter.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/12/2012
The Only by Master-Roku reviews
Kat had done the research. She'd seen the videos, heard the songs, and played the game. She'd felt the fear and the curiosity that Slenderman caused. Now, thanks to Ria, she finally met the one she'd searched for. She was his newest proxy...What does this mean for her and her future? Follow her and find out!
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,465 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Slender What? by Master-Roku reviews
Ria's a little lonely in the world. When she finally starts to make friends, things get weird. What will life be like with Splendorman and Slenderman coming around? What will she learn about herself and her new friends along the way?
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,346 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Ask The Cast by Master-Roku reviews
Have you read Slender What? or The Only? Well, some of you fans had questions for the characters and we have answered them! Read and get a glimpse of what they think, feel, and what makes them tick. Got questions of your own, shoot me a message, and we'll see what we can do!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
The Tapes by The Jonny T Factor reviews
What happens when Batman finds the hidden patient interview tapes of a new criminal in Arkham City? R&R.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,235 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne
Mistress of Sithis by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Betrayal was all she knew, all her and Cicero knew. Mortem expected Skyrim to be different. A different family, a different Sanctuary. Hell, they even had the Dragonborn on their side. She should have known better than to think betrayal wouldn't follow her to Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Letter by theweezil reviews
It all started with a letter she thought he would never read. She couldn't have been more wrong. Movieverse. The rating will change later on, T for violence and language as of right now.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,320 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/20/2012
Help by potosw reviews
Jane is not dead and she is willing to do everything in her power to bring Jeff the Killer to his ultimate death. Though he hates to admit it, he may need help. That help comes in the form of one Jaina Kutz.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/25/2012
Anything at all by purpledragon6 reviews
Marshal Lee and Fionna drabbles. My first adventure time fic. Chapters are being polished up and Re-done.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Endlessly, She Said by AleinaReigning reviews
Zuko is dead, and Katara is struggling in a world of suspicion. She becomes wrapped up with the mysterious Blue Spirit, and soon discovers the first in a string of lies that may lead to the most shattering conclusion of her life... or death. Zutara, R&R! Now complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,846 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Black & White by AceMate reviews
Years later, Bruce Wayne is given a second chance to atone for his failures of Arkham City. Can his son and his amnesiac ward, Jospehine, be the answer to everything? Or will the secret of her life be enough to drive her over the edge? The truth will out.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, Harley Q.
Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Time Flies By When You're In a Madhouse by Velvet Red Bullet reviews
Curly is obsessed with the game Arkham Asylum and tries to write her own fanfiction but she has no luck. After a nightmare she wakes up inside the game. Now she must take on her characters role and survive the game. Will she make it to the end?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,129 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Bane, Dr. Young
Human and Irken UNITE! by blueflower1594 reviews
In desperate need of a partner, Zim asks Gaz to help him conquer Earth. That's how it began. It started out as a partnership...and it ended in something neither were prepared for. The ultimate ZAGR fic! This is gonna be good, trust me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,318 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Gaz, Zim
Malevolence Festers by liliedove reviews
They all died. Cicero does prefer his new home in Dawnstar though. And the Listener, OH the LISTENER! So mighty, leading us with numbers so small! Not to mention the stress of having a conspiracy formed against her very life... Hoohoohoo! I hope we die a horrid death together! I do like the Listener. Yes, Cicero likes her very much indeed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,322 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cicero V., Dark Brotherhood Murderer
Canonisation by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the sometimes-strained relationships between the F!Boss and her lieutenants. Currently covering Saints Row 2. Pairings .. possible? Some changes from the games.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Dex, Troy B.
Operation: Tier 15 by IamDragonFury reviews
Princess Bubblegum invites Prince Gumball over to her castle, hoping to finally hit tier 15, however, the inexperienced princess must first get advice from the much experienced Marceline, then she must deal with numerous interruptions from her castle inhabitants. I think I'll wait to change the rating. DONE! It's not great, but it's DONE! COMPLETE!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,830 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Healed and Hunted by Herana reviews
Forced into a university for Inheritors-those who inherit the powers of their ancestors- the Gaang fight to stay alive and ahead of the curve. They fight the every day battles of love and loss, each in their own way. At least until war breaks out. Zutara, Taang, Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 136,387 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Zuko, Katara
Adventure Time: Truth or Dare by The FinnAwesome Strikes Back reviews
People get down in' dirty with DARES! 100TH Adventure Time Story on this archive!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Finn, Lady Rainicorn
The Tome of Eldritch Omake by DezoPenguin reviews
A collection of short humor fics featuring the cast of GrimGrimoire.
GrimGrimoire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 27,871 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/1/2011
The Ties of Family by Alexandra989 reviews
Jamie and Sophie are growing and Jack fears they will stop believing. A trip to Jamie's wealthy aunt's manor reveals something about Jamie and Jack and changes their thoughts about each other. And a fictional tale of the birth of the ROTG movie. (Ratings may differ for different chapters. Mostly rated K-plus)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 110,166 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jamie, Jack Frost, Sophie
With Feelings Like These by DarkEagleOfTheWind reviews
A Jeff the Killer x Reader fanfic! You stayed by him day in, day out. But what happens when Jeff has nothing but the 'feeling' that mixes in with how he feels for you? What hardships await the two of you?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/8/2013
The Principles of Reasoning Deduction : Bloodline by BackwardEdge reviews
As a boy he knew of seventy three ways in which he could actively kill a grown man, eight years on and the Kvatch City Guard Investigator knows of one hundred and forty six, period. From the bloodied building blocks of his youth to the crimson slicked profession of his manhood - how a boy becomes a monster, and a monster, a man. Book one of Three.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/28 - A. Phillida, Martin S., Lucien L., OC
When Scars are Beautiful by RosaTyranny reviews
The Joker always planned to go with the flow. So a pregnant woman who wasn't that afraid of him only slightly surprised him. To him, she was just another woman he could destroy the mind of. To her, she was just another man that had some issues. JXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,166 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Joker
A Tenacious Flame by RebelliousWolf reviews
Fionna is upset when Gumball breaks her heart. In order to cheer her up Marshall Lee suggests to visit someplace dangerous, like the Fire Kingdom. However, their plans get changed on the way there and someone new, yet dangerous is about to make her heart flicker. (cheesy beginning? yes, yes it was) [FIONNA X FLAME PRINCE love story]
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Fionna, Flame Prince - Complete
This Platinum Crown by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
"The Black Wedding" Final Arc - It began with a mare from Ponyville and a time-looping Prince from Canterlot. This most unlikely union now stands at a crossroads: a ruthless changeling invasion; a conspiracy within the highest circles of the Equestrian aristocracy; a half dozen power hungry noblemares looking to become a Princess in all but name. Only one can wear the Crown.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 669,199 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood, Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chrysalis
One Hell of a Pirate by Shaxra15 reviews
In search of an enchanted ring, lost over a century ago, Ceil and Sebastian accomplish the unfathomable and take a step back in time through the use of forbidden arts. Finding this supernatural treasure will require some supernatural assistance and who better for a high seas adventure then Captain Jack Sparrow himself? Here, demon meets a pirate who's simply one hell of a pirate.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Your Fault by BubblyDreams reviews
Skylar moved from England to be at Bullworth because of her 'sister'. During her time at Bullworth she hopes to be nowhere near her. While she is there, she deals with school 'difficulties', makes friends, relationships and meets a certain psycho called Gary.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,508 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Gary S., OC
Behind The Scenes by Vegorott reviews
This is something to help me through writer's block. I guess it's crack to a degree, it's mostly just a bunch of weird and funny things that happen off and on stage if Bully was filmed like a movie. It's just a cute idea that came to my head one day and I decided to share it with my readers. Rated T for language and sexual references. They're teens, what do you expect?
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Jimmy H., Gary S., Peter K.
Proxy High by SonicShadowFan reviews
Rated M: As the Government of today's society makes some of the most well know proxies go to a school filled with unsuspecting victims and with some of them already having experience of school life, Jeff, Masky, Hoodie, Enderman and others find out about a group of mortal humans called the believers. But the question is, which Proxy is going to snap first and kill them all?
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/10/2013
Black Butler and the Prisoner of Azkaban by AnimeAvarice reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are heading into their third year of Hogwarts, but this time, a strange boy named Ciel Phantomhive is also attending, not to mention the new D.A.D.A teacher, who seems to be hiding something behind his smile. With dementors invading and a mass murderer on the loose, Harry may need the newcomers help to survive the year. Rated T for action and Grelle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,777 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Plan D by Kai the Brony reviews
When the CMC think they're out of ideas for earning their cutie marks, they think up one last brilliant plan: Wake up Discord. What could go wrong? Well, everything apparently. And with the Elements of Harmony stolen, it could be a long time before things are okay. But Discord has grown more clever than before. With his genius at play, things may never be the same.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rarity, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Discord
Extraterrestrial by Kioasakka reviews
Zim was locked away in a lab for five years before Gaz finally broke him out like she'd promised. They were going to finally be together. Of course, their plan is not without severe opposition, which means to silence them both for good. ZAGR. DibOC.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Zim, Gaz
And if we dream by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
Like some magnetic force, like some unbreakable bond she was drawn back to him again and again. And now, staying away was an inconceivable notion. "Always." she murmured, one hand finding his, the other tangling into his platinum hair, "Always." DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,971 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Draco M., OC
The Last Smile by wonderland07 reviews
All rights to DC. I don't own anything, though I wish I did. Back at the Asylum, Harley was also injected with Titan - she was one of the last of Joker's experiments as punishment for her being unable to beat Batman in the Cell Block. But now in Arkham City it just so happens that she is the one who has overdosed and she is the one who is slowly dying.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harley Q., The Joker
Broken Window by Vixin2 reviews
About two weeks ago, it was my cousin Bianca's wedding. During the reception, there was a crashing sound as someone jumped through the window of one of the higher floors and landed head first. Killing him. This person was my friend Anthony. Sequel to Challenged Chronicles. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but my own characters. Features Slenderman and possibly other creepypastas
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 57 - Words: 57,117 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/18/2013
Kiss Your Life Goodbye by Sinful Existence reviews
He saw for a moment the life he could have with her, but it wasn't nearly as precious to him as the life she could have without him. One-shot story based off the movie.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
The Things That I Will Burn For You by Mo.joo reviews
ZukoxOC. Zuko is the God of Fire who is given a bride as a sacrifice. After three months he let's her return to her village, forgetting every memory she had of him. Unable to forget her, he finds her again and discovers the cruel betrayal of her people. on HIATUS
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, OC
A Kiss Before Dying by Twistedsystem009 reviews
"I wonder about death, I who may never know it. It looks much like ecstacy, the way they open their mouths as they drown, the way their fingers dig into your skin. Their eyes are wide and startled and they trash in your hands as though with an excess of passion." ― Holly Black, Tithe
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Arquen, Lucien L., OC
Autocorrect with Fionna and the gang by purpledragon6 reviews
Just a funny lil fic.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/24/2011
Wrath of Tantibus by IamDragonFury reviews
Sequel to "Dreams vs. Nightmares". Through the troubled mind of PG, Tantibus returns to the Material Plain to bleed all life from it. Even worse, Marshall Lee is growing ill, overuse of his powers taking a terminal toll on him. Fionna must find the father of Etherean and Tantibus, the Miracle King, to save Marshall and kill Tantibus for good.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Roses by Cosmic Dragora reviews
Evey, V, and snippets of the time they spent together.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/28/2012
Fionna's Nightmare by IamDragonFury reviews
Sequel to "The Nightmare Queen", Based on the "Dante's Inferno" Video Game. Marshall Lee is kidnapped by the Nightmare Queen, after being forced to "throw the dice" with her, and the resolute Fionna must endure the wrath of the Nightmare Queendom to get him back. Story is complete.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
BatmanJoker Haikus by Kayliana reviews
Some random haikus that examine the mutual obsession between Batman and Joker... These are mostly intended as slash, but about half of them can be read as gen, if you insist. There's nothing graphic. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker]
Et Mundus Eos by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
Unofficial sequel to "Extended Stay" by Prepare-for-the-crazy. The Warden, the Mistress and their son find themselves ruling the world alongside a group of punky youths and other such diverse people. Will they get through the challenge together? Find out in this story. Rating may change later on. Wardess and OC x OC
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/5/2013 - The Warden, The Mistress, OC
Catching On by IamDragonFury reviews
Finn & Jake discover that Flame Princess has a new man and try to find out who it is with help from PB, who reacts oddly to the revelation. Also, Flame Princess's courtship with Water Prince is endangered when her cousins catch on, urging her to go to great extents to protect her prince. Mostly TIDALFLAME! Don't like, don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Flame Princess - Complete
The Wicked by you-animal reviews
Driven by revenge, Doll Roe moves out of the shadows and into the front line of the fight for Gotham city. She meets the Joker - it turns out they have a lot more in common than just a few scars. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Joker
Ha Ha Harlequin by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
Harley/Joker. How a young impressionable woman transforms from clinical psychiatrist to full-fledged villain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,837 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker
The Funny Thing About Keys by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
When Buffy is poisoned and dying, Dawn is left no choice but to go to Gotham for the cure that she is told is too dangerous to retrieve. Time is on her side... too bad the universe isn't.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,047 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Dawn S., Joker
A Bullet for My Valentine by Little Red Umbrella reviews
Pre-Child's Play. How Charles Lee Ray, aka Chucky, met Tiffany Valentine, falling in love with the young woman who would later be his bride. Charles Lee Ray/Tiffany Valentine.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/19/2013
Mrs Joker, The Clown Queen of Crime by AuroraDragonHeart reviews
JxH are getting married? You know it's going to be good
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Joker
Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,409 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Scottish by Winter Snowfury Princess reviews
A scottish song I found in a history book. Please review and favorite
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/1/2013
Northwestern Adventure by BloodySaint reviews
Rango, Beans, and Rattlesnake Jake end up in a faculty designed for studying certain animals. They need to get out soon, or else Beans might just loose her baby. When they stumble across someone willing to help, they learn that they are very lucky, and sometimes when you're lucky...you learn that others need more help than you do.
Rango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1 - [R. Jake, OC] [Beans, Rango]
Creepypasta High School by EtherealGrace reviews
A Creepypasta parody thing. Contains Slender Man, The Rake, Jeff, Jack, Hoodie, Masky, and Ben. Also includes two of my OC Sin and Castiel. Characters are very OOC. Like, really really OOC. Like, read at your own risk OOC. May contain romance later on, though I really don't know at this point. T for demented characters.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013
Free by Troublesome-monkey-dono reviews
Fifteen years is a long time. Raze wonders exactly when did Lily stop loving him. MK2.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Quite a Lot in Common by Bluesunkatsuri reviews
After yet another stressful day, William T. Spears decides to do what everyone seems to do to relax, and that is to just go to a pub and see what happens. There, he meets England, who is at the pub for the same reasons. When the two start talking, they realise they have quite some things in common. Such as their amount of work, annoying coworkers, and then some. *No pairing*
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - William S., England/Britain - Complete
Dangerous Closeness by RawrFox reviews
Flaky just moved to Happy Tree Town. Her neighbors are nice and friendly. But who is this man everybody avoids? There all sorts of mysteries surrounding the inhabitants of the apparently calm town.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,640 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Flippy, Flaky, Splendid
5 Tenets by CypressArtemis reviews
There are certain codes one must follow when inducted into the brotherhood. Traditions long since forsaken with the death of the previous listener, yet the Dovahkiin has still managed to break them all anyway. Hinted, Lucien x Dovahkiin. Spoilers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Cicero V., Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Princess Snowflake by purpledragon6 reviews
Ice Queens niece comes to stay with her. What happens when she becomes friend with Fionna and starts to grow close to Gumball? *Has been started up again.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ice Queen
Nny's Christmas by ponderous-protagonist reviews
Johnny hates this time of year. But when he meets a certain girl, will his views change? Just kidding, the story's about a Mary-Sue and OOC Johnny. The last chapter is what would really happen to such a horrible character if she happened across the homicidal maniac.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
Royal Wedding by VidiaPhoenix reviews
2: Guess which of our favorite royal Tinkerbell couples is getting married? That's right- it's Lord Milori and Queen Clarion! This story will have pre-wedding, wedding and post-wedding. I hope you all enjoy it! Final chapter is up!
Tinkerbell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,991 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Queen Clarion, Vidia, Minister of Spring, Lord Milori - Complete
Black mail by purpledragon6 reviews
Possibly a silly two-shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Marshall Lee - Complete
His Butler: His Alchemist by jmtothemusic reviews
Edward is drawn into London's Victorian era, faced by a pretentious upper class and manners. When he's rescued by our favorite butler, Sebastian, he is forced to take refuge in the Phantomhive estate...unfortunately, Ciel isn't too happy about this. Slight AU. Drama and Angst, with a touch of Humor: After all, Edward is not familiar with a little thing called 'manors'.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Edward E., Sebastian M., Ciel P.
My Little Pony: Villain Competition by Ghostkaiba297 reviews
Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra argue over who the best villain in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra - Complete
Flames of Love Full title inside by Sailor Solaris2 reviews
Uploading several chapters at once. Will be worked on later. Rating may change. On Haitus due to school and having to time to work on it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Zuko
Love of a Dark Soul by Wind-Mage-Vaati12 reviews
Dark Link has been in the service of Ganondorf for over 18 years now. He's never truly been happy in his life even with his two siblings Dark Zelda and Shadow Link. That is, until he meets a princess of the Twilight Realm at a ball and his life changes. Can these two find love or will they be torn apart forever?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ganondorf, Dark Link, Zant, Shadow Link
Yours for Enernity by Jazmyne Rayne reviews
It's 9th grade for Vladimir Tod. Henry's cousins are moving in. How will Vlad handle blood cravings, high school, a new crush. AU and OC's, I DO NOT OWN THE COVT!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Summer's Day by Sun Daughter reviews
The Avatar characters are ticked. Their precious fandom is dying thanks to endless couple drabbles, awful spelling/grammar, unrealistic AUs, among other things. Join your favorite characters in their quest to help young writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,592 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Aang
Seduction Techniques by catzlovecheeze reviews
Jeff tries to get a girl and fails miserably. Again. So Slendy helps him brush up on his techinques. His seduction techniques, that is! Not yaoi. Slenderman and Jeff the Killer.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013
Infest by stay-stark reviews
Dr. Chase Stark is the newest addition to the staff at Arkham Asylum. She tries her best to take everything in stride, but with the Joker, Scarecrow and Two-Face messing with her mind and the Batman's frequent visits, can she keep her sanity? Bruce/OC/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,170 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
I'd Rather go On a Date With Hackensack's Most Wanted by PrimaDonnasOfTheGutter reviews
Tiffany Valentine falls for Charles Lee Ray and is caught up in his murderous ways and even commits to it herself. A prequel to child's play and basically how Tiffany met Chucky.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013
Switchblade Smile by Sweeney.Sparrow.Joker.Love reviews
It all started when The Joker made a threat to 'destroy something innocent' and 'ruin a life, turn someone into him'. He did just that. To the girl he destroyed he is nothing but a pure evil monster. Rated M for violence. Was called 'Stole You Away'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,911 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Joker
Mind and Spirit by Our Guild reviews
To Jeff the Killer, it's not a matter of body, but spirit.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Challenged Chronicles by Vixin2 reviews
I can't just say what's going on in words. Please, if you're interested, wait for me to get each video out. I'm still shaken by what I saw the night of Daniel's death. Features Creepypasta such as BEN, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer and others, and disturbing moments. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but Erika Granger. (Edited final chapter)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 114 - Words: 119,491 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
Just Another Cinderella Story by PiraBats3 reviews
Yes, another Bruce/OC story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,129 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Invader Zim Game Show by AnonymousBiscuits reviews
IMPORTANT NOTICE! Invader Zim Game Show, a place to torture characters, make them do whatever you want, or a place to just find out what they've been doing there lives! Yes, I'm not lying. Curious? Stop reading the summary and start reading the story
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011
Explosive by FinalArcadia
While working on a synthesis for an assignment, a little mishap occurs out of poor planning… (Tony/Renee)
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Complete
The Psychopath and the Cyber God by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Short stories about the relationship between the female protagonist and Matt Miller. Mostly romantic, some otherwise. Contains stories based on Saints row IV speculation that might make less sense after the game's release. also some threesomes.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Matt M., Boss/PC, J. Gat
The Slenderman Sketch Show by Vixin2 reviews
Watch the funny sketches preformed by the characters of Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Everymanhybrid and my oc's Rebecca, Rachel and Claire. Some are based off of real sketches, some original and a couple of songs here and there! Read or Slendy will come to your house!...And we're not actually kidding on that one. Rated T just in case. Newest chapter, 'Yaoi: It's Evil'.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - MarbleHornets
A Piece Of Glass by Breech Loader reviews
The Joker breaks out of Arkham for a little 'vacation' with an OC 'friend'. He's good at messing with people's heads, but he's never tried to break someone as sane as he is. It doesn't go quite as planned... but if it did, it wouldn't be any fun!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,846 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Joker
A Day With His Shadow by Gaaras gamer girl reviews
A day with Dark Link. This is based off of a random thought after taking too many quizes that paired me with Dark Link. Dark Link X Reader and Oocness. Only gender is specified, so almost anyone can place themsevles here. No longer a One-Shot! Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Dark Link
Masks by verilywesailalong reviews
Yes, V lives. I just really wanted a continuation of the wonderful story that the books and movie told. While I am not making any hard hitting political statements, I hope that you will enjoy this story. V/Evey
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012
A Story Retold by Tie-grr reviews
There is a more detailed explanation within but this story focuses on V's POV throughout the film on both his feelings for Evey and his Vendetta. It shall turn into a survival fic but with the main story too and is mainly a romance.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
Chucky's Mental Journal by LuxBlack reviews
The whole saga told by Chucky's point of view. A journey into the tiny killer's mind, his thoughts, his reactions, his feelings during his experience as a doll and his wicked, desperate attempts to transfer his soul into a new human body. Contains lots of swearing, as Chucky is the narrator.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
Sally's Amnesia by 69withmomsen reviews
Sally gets amnesia from a prank, which causes her to forget everything, even her relationship with Jack! So it's up to him to help her remember everything, including who she is. Can he do it and succeed?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Apprentice of Chucky by Little Red Umbrella reviews
Rosaline Noah, or Rose, finds herself in a depressing situation. She's ready to end her life fully, thinking there's nothing to live for. But when her father brings home a little Good-Guy doll named Chucky, she finds that she'll turn her self-hate into talent and art. Rated T for language and some gore. Warning: Some content may be triggering (includes depression and self harm).
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013
Chaos Reigns by NoMoreTears reviews
His plans were working. The sociopath needed someone to help him make them all suffer. She was more than willing. And along the way, the two of them discover something about each other that will bring them closer in a dangerous bond that neither anticipated having. [temporary summary, may change as story goes on]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Gary S., OC]
Welcome to the Mad House by My Purple Skies reviews
Amber is a new nurse at Arkham Asylum who has no idea what she's getting herself into! When she meets the inhabitants of the asylum it is nothing but absolute chaos! Filled with hilarious mayhem, schemes, refereeing the rogues, and getting caught singing and dancing down the hallways by your boss. "Welcome to the Mad House, Miss Amber! We're gonna have so much fun with you!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,772 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Joker, J. Crane
Maybe I'm Ready by Maryboberrie reviews
Merida didn't know what she was thinking when, in a letter to Doyle of McGuffin, she'd invited him to stay the summer. She certainly didn't fancy him! Even if she did she wasn't ready. She wasn't ready for love, or marriage, or family. She just wasn't. Or was she just not ready to admit she was? About 3 years after the movie. Merida X McGuffin. Only rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
Delusional by Charmed-and-More reviews
Now a full fic. House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,141 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Danny F., G. House
German encounters with weirdness by quietlyfangirlinginthecorner reviews
long story short, Germany found out the hard way that there were parallel universes. Both Germanys. contains Nyotalia and Hetalia... and massive hairy spiders. (may or may not contain GerIta, I have yet to decide)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, Prussia
Lover's Prowl by adima reviews
Vlad is starting ninth grade.But wait who is this girl? How does she know about Thomas and Otis? And why is D'Ablo after her? Little does he know that she is the gateway to the human apocalypse and that their fates are linked together. Henry/OC/Vlad R&R!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Hymn for the Killers and Liars by Sly-TazZ reviews
Abandoned and accused of crimes she did not commit, a young woman with strange abilities is condemned to Arkham Asylum for life. Will she find freedom as she is hurled into the hellish chaos around her?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Batman/B. Wayne
Winter Bloom: Ties to Frozen Tears by Byakuei reviews
AU. But it's okay, she thinks, because she believes she's in bliss, that she is in heaven. Her mind drifts between dream and reality, but eventually it goes blank. Ulrika-centric. Also added to the title a bit.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011
The Way You Were by PandaDaDokiDoki reviews
You take the Lorax's place, though your not the guardian of the forest, your Onceler's girlfriend. Find out how his becoming of a millionaire effects your relationship. ( Onceler x Reader )( Onceler/Reader)( Onceler and Reader)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013
Curiosities by CypressArtemis reviews
Lucien was an assassin from Cyrodiil, his Listener, the fabled Dovahkiin from Skyrim. Surely they must overcome a majority of contrariety to work well together.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Of Nations and Cosplay by FalconPunchTime reviews
All the Host Club wanted to do was find the cosplay convention in town, and they some how ended up at a World Meeting. Through all the madness the gang bonds with various countries, will they ever make it to the cosplay convention though!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Tamaki S., Germany
Secret of the Arrow by TechnoMusic reviews
Pure silver. Pure silver is what the arrow is made of. No matter what the damage, the arrow never breaks. Inscribed in the side is a prophecy, a prophecy meant for one Princess. A Princess who has yet to find her fate.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Merida, The Triplets, Queen Elinor, King Fergus
How Bad Can I Be? by Onc3l8rWagon reviews
The Once-Ler isn't having much luck with his thneed selling when he meets young Norma Harlow, perhaps the only one there who realizes his potential. And so a friendship is quickly forged as the two of them try to get a jumpstart to his business. But what happens when that turns into just a little bit more? Originally posted on deviantArt, but now moving here! NormaLer. Enjoy!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 290,076 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [The Once-ler, Grammy Norma] - Complete
Of Familial Ties by LouiseRisa reviews
Ever notice the uncanny similarities between Jack and Jamie? 300 years ago, after saving his sister from death and chosen by the Man in the Moon to be a Guardian now; secrets shall be revealed as Jack digs deeper into the past... Drabble series; will be updated when I feel like it? Currently no pairing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
You shouldn't have done that by Kagaminelover657 reviews
"You are really starting to annoy me! Just tell me what you want from me!" "Talk nicely to me and then I'll tell you" "How do I know you won't go against your word?" "I can be trustworthy; however it all depends on how you react towards me" "Stop talking in riddles! ...YOU'RE NOT BEN! YOU ARE JUST CLEVERBOT!" "You shouldn't have done that Emily… You shouldn't have done that…"
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,659 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - BEN (entity), Kelbris, Old Man, OC
French Butler by Kuro Shiro Kami Chan reviews
Ciel wakes up to find his staff replaced with peculiar people... And Sebastian has been replaced with a certain... Frenchman... A what if kind of story where Black Butler characters (except Ciel) are replaced with their Hetalia equivalents...
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ciel P., France
Zim's Babysitting Job Of Doom by FarSideOfTheSun reviews
Zim is given the task of babysitting the Tallests' kids. Once again, no flames, but constructive criticism is welcome. Contains Red/OC and Purple/OC.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,407 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Zim, Red
What He Wasn't I will Be by KAirismatic reviews
Tiffany's cries of pregnant pains bring Chucky pains of his own. Rated for language
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
Madam Merry-Go-Round by Vixin2 reviews
The official Creepypasta story for my character Madam Merry-Go-Round from 'Challenged Chronicles' and 'Broken Window'. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Beneath the Helmet by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Nobody knows who Six is, or what he looks like, but can an afternoon drinking coffee change that? Only one way to find out!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Documentory of the Slender-Woman by Edwina Elric reviews
This is a documentory of the Slender-Woman. It also has a story involving the slender man and slender woman/ An orphanage that has been constantley attacked by slenderman has only one protecter slender-woman. What happens when a girl is threatened with being kidnapped by slenderman and taken to his forest?
Slender - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Inquisition Symphony by Riddlehum reviews
Riddler is finally dragged back to the asylum, but Arkham Island is crumbling to ruins in the aftermath of the rebellion. A chance meeting becomes something complex. Answers are found to riddles long left unasked. And in the distance, the City is rising. Complete. Sequel: Master of Puppets.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,422 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
The DunBroch Horror by TheEmeraldArcher reviews
The kingdom of DunBroch is preparing for all Hallows Evening, nothing seems out of place beween the cheers and seasonal happines. But something dark and wicked lurks in the heart of the castle, thristy for royal blood. Can Merida and the young lords stop it before they become their next victims?
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Merida, Young Macintosh, Young McGuffin, Wee Dingwall - Complete
The Interview and other oneshots! by Shadow182 reviews
Turning into a collection of one-shots and missing scenes. NEW SCENE: Diaries of an Alien overlord, my first fic in SR4 canon!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Sick Enough to Drop by Almost an Actress reviews
The Lovely Ladies live lives that are grim and dark. Some are resigned to their fate; some wish to break free. But who are they? What are their stories? And who will give these broken souls a voice? (A series of rather dark poems inspired by the Lovely Ladies.)
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Chucky and Tiffany solve problems by XxSullenLiftyGirlxX reviews
Are you going through troubles and you need advice? Do you need advice from a real mother and father (not yours but close enough) then send in you're questions for this destructive duo and they'll answer them hopefully they'll get answered in a timely fashion. Send in your problems and get advice!
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013
Stuffed Bunnies, Oneshots, & Breaking The 4th Wall by Thoren Quill reviews
It's not the most hilarious thing in the world. Heck, I hardly find it remotely funny. But that's not the point. The point is just to get a few well-earned laughs, or maybe cheer someone up. Hope you have more fun then the guys in this! T for the occasional swears
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Link, Dark Link, Midna, OC
Squee Has a Birthday! by Jaded Holliwood reviews
It's Squee's birthday. And his mother and father aren't making it a good day. Atleast he has his neighbor Nny. Was supposed to be One Shot but by high demand turned into a few chapters. Still in Progress.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2005
Because It's Fun! by ViveWonderland reviews
Dawn and Allison were adverage girls who went out for some fun, made a few mistakes, and ended up mixed up with Gotham's worst. What could go wrong? Co-written by ninjapoke and myself slight OOC-ness will occur. Going through major revisions.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, OC
A Day in the Life of Raven by xXxKilljoyHikaruxXx reviews
A surprise meeting that would change Raven Slanes life forever. Who ever knew going to get frozen yogurt would change a persons life forever. Joker/OC/Scarecrow
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Joker, J. Crane, OC
The Only Thing To Fear by AngelicCavalier reviews
Being a psychiatrist at Arkham means dealing with some of the most dangerous criminals in Gotham. Zoé knew this when she took the job. But she had no idea that during her first week, all of these criminals would break out of their cells and take over the island. Will she be able to survive, with the help of an unlikely ally?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Dr Suess's: The Lorax 2 by Nicole97 reviews
After the previous mayor, Mr. Ohare, is exiled, someone must take his place. Ted is left to choose someone, because he is much too young, to be the next mayor so he picks the Once-ler. But who would ever re-elect him? So, after he was turned back to the youthful age of nineteen, the Once-ler changes his identity to fill in his old seat. But, however, not everything goes as planned.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - The Once-ler, OC - Complete
A mother's choice and consequences by swantism reviews
After her plans were ruined her hive now in destruction all shes has left are two young changeling. When she is saved by one of the ponies responsible for destroying her plans the great Changeling queen is forced to make certain choices. Will the choices she make now be for the better of her last remaining children or will she lose them for good?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Welcome To The Black Parade by KatieHerveaux reviews
(Spoilers for Arkham City) Joker's empire may have fallen but the Clown Prince of Crime still has one more card up his sleeve. Even in the afterlife he has found a way to create chaos and mayhem. And all Batman can do is sit and watch as Gotham's end draws near. (Story of my OC, Joker's daughter. Hope you like her!) (Repost, will try to update more often).
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Keeper of the Killer by TheWolfOfTheStars reviews
Jeff the Killer. You think insane. Crazy. Murderer. Killer. Uncontrollable... That shy little introvert in the corner has more secrets than you think.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013
Of sugar and spice by Black2Knight reviews
Imagine if the durarara gang were given letters to enrol at hogwarts. How will Harry Potter and his friends react to their mischievous actions? Book 5 would never be the same. Chapter 2 updated and massively improved. R&R please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Izaya O.
Adventures Through Time by Vixin2 reviews
Behold my attempt to do a novelization of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Might have some differences. The major one being a different person being the Hero of Time instead of Link. I.E, a female oc I created. Please give it a chance. Reviews welcomed. Fem!Link Rated T just in case. I own nothing but my own character.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Complete
The Business of Happily Ever After by Aran'sApprentice-Meahow reviews
Neither of them knows a whit about how one is supposed to live happily ever after; and they'd die rather than admit it. But despite, or because of, busybody sisters, jilted lovers, royal parties, and maybe some man-eating plants, they've got to try. H/S
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,421 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sophie H., Howl
Child's Play The Alternate Version by classicdisney4thewin reviews
Remember in the first Child's Play movie when Andy's mom first bought Chucky from that random hobo? What if she didn't make it in time? What if someone else purchased the doll and unleashed the horrific nightmare?
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012
Berri's Bad Gas Day by Yoshizilla-Fan reviews
A.K.A. Berri's Farting Problem. Conker dumps the throne to bring Berri back then uses a cheat to get drunk. But when he tries to enter another cheat to get to Berri's house while drunk, Berri gets a bad case of the screaming sh- eh, farts.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Arkham Pranksters From Over the Rainbow by Jelly Fishes reviews
Two best friends, a hammer, and a pair of chopsticks. When a simple sleep over turns into a night in an asylum from another dimension, they have no choice but to play the game- but they'll do it their way. This is how they survive, known by the simple title as The Pranksters. It'll be one helluva night.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013
Harvesting by moot3100 reviews
You know the tale of the Onceler, and how he chopped down all those trees for his own gain. But no one knows what happened after that. I don't mean when he got old, I mean when he realized he messed up. No one knows: but me. This is the tale of his search for UNLESS, and I assure you, it's a heck of a doozy. (Onceler x Reader, Onceler/Reader. Rated T 'cause Oncie's cute.)
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - The Once-ler
The Shadow by S. Snowflake reviews
Jack's son is preparing to join him for the annual Halloween celebration in Town Square, but his scaring and fire tricks are less-than polished. It's a bad time for one of Halloween Town's greatest threats to return and offer the child a chance at being scarier than he's ever dreamed to be. A collaboration between myself and Ghost Peacock. Contains original characters. R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Jack S., OC - Complete
That's why we Love Each Other by Almost an Actress reviews
Derpy Hooves loves the Doctor, and he loves her. Just a very short double-chaptered drabble centered on these two adorable dorks.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves, Dinky Doo - Complete
Madness Can Set You Free by Moondoe reviews
The Listener has been found. Problem is, she is just like the Night Mother in her way of...speech patterns. Cicero is at a large loss because of this and another reason blooming in his heart. Dragonborn/Cicero
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
GermanyxReaderxPrussia: Blackberry Cobbler by CountrygalxHetalia reviews
I was inspired to write this thanks to my mother having me help her make blackberry cobbler today. I'd never made such a beautiful creation before, and we were laughing and giggling so hard as we tried to imagine Lud and Gil making cobbler, and this is the first part. XD Hope ya'll like it! Please lemme know whatcha think!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia
Dib and Gaz, seed of Johnny by izfan26 reviews
Johnny C. is thinking about his children, when a commotion from five houses over gets his attention. WARNING: child abuse. DaGf, NnyxDevi
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dib, Johnny C.
Disney Movie Night in the Shadow Gallery by JanEyrEvanescence12 reviews
AU movieverse. Bored one night, Evey goes through V's collection of DVDs and discovers an old childhood classic…V offers to watch it with her…what will happen next? V x Evey. Fluffy one shot that might get expanded later.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Welcome Back To Bullworth by TwistedSystem reviews
Junior year, and Jimmy's back to rule his school, with many old friends, and new ones. Gary's just trying to get revenge, and he can't be distracted from his plan. Lex is just trying to survive school without complicating her life anymore than it is. But as she grows close to other students, can she keep her secrets? And why is it she keeps distracting Gary? OCxGary Rated T for now
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Of Professionists And Princes by The Vampire Apple reviews
What's this? Another Dark Brotherhood fiction? Yet again? Yessss. I'm writing this, but it's up to you to decide if it's funny, interesting, good or simply a complete failure. Dark Brotherhood? Daedra? Latin? J'Ghasta? Pancakes? All of this, and more...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,048 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lucien L., Martin S.
Living Nightmares: When Danger Creeps by jknightmares reviews
Sequel to When Evil Creeps. Abby and Owen start going to Halloween High and meet some new friends. Jack has to fix things with Sally because of his lies. Will Shock return for Abby and what new evil will she bring with her...? Full summary inside.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011
Bonehunt by Shnitzel-Ditzel reviews
Sally wakes up one morning to find a jolly little present from a special someone. But where's the rest of it? Jack/Sally fluffies everywhere! R&R, please and thank you :D
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Cannibalistic Massacre, a story of Syn by FaolinHayashi reviews
Young Nicole Rhinehart meets a friend in the Forest, but does this meeting cause something unimaginable to happen to her Eldest brother, Derrick, and her twin, Collin? (This story will have some other CreepyPasta characters in it, will also have the Slender-Brothers) Rated T for now, NO PAIRINGS YET. Please review though :D {Story has a slow start, worth the read!} (NEW COVER)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Rumors of My Demise by SamNny reviews
"Three crazies were fated to meet."
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Devi D., Johnny C., Sickness, Squee - Complete
Why won't you hate me? by LadyKath reviews
That was the question the Once-ler had been wanting to ask her for a long time…..
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Meant To Be by NintendoGal55 reviews
AzureNintendo. Sequel to "Pumpkin Petals". After Jack and Sally finally get together after the fiasco of Christmas, they share their lives together through their loving courtship, and even more. They're simply meant to be. T for mild sexual content.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 728,419 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Brothers by Angelina Aintithenniel reviews
A series of stories featuring Robin's relations with his teammates and Roy. Chapter 48: He had breached another layer of his mentor's armor and had come to trust his team a little bit more that day. And to think it all started with a dreaded drug bust. He still hated those things.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 94,311 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Chokehold by SilverCascade reviews
Nightmares merge with reality in the mind of Matt Miller. His past mingles with his fear, streaking towards a torturous endgame. He is not sure if he will last long enough to change anything at all. Set after the Save Shaundi ending. One-shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Matt M. - Complete
Joker's Daughters by nitemarebat reviews
When Joker kidnaps two girls from their home, he expects them to be little more than playtoys, obeying his every whim. But when a battle at the chemical plant alters them forever, Joker finds himself on the recieving end of a different sort of madness...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,272 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Who's the Prisoner Now? by shortstorygirl reviews
When the Mistress comes to Superjail for a visit, chaos breaks out in the cafeteria, and things spiral into terror for the Warden when a prisoner decides to exact revenge for his incarceration. Rated M for torture, graphic violence, and violation.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress
Snakes With Guns by Adelilah reviews
Ten years after Rango came to Dirt and saved the town, everything is back to normal. That is until Rango and his deputy Priscilla meets a posse from a faraway town, on the hunt for Rattlesnake-Jakes two siblings. The little sleepy town soon gets caught up in a fight between the three Rattlesnakes, a gang of bountyhunters and a greedy raccoon. Trouble is the least you can call it!
Rango - Rated: M - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 70 - Words: 273,562 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rango, R. Jake, Priscilla, OC - Complete
Remember by Starkid Penny reviews
What was done to him was monstrous, and they created a monster. But who was he really? What was he like? Before he became V, who was the man behind the mask? How does a man cease to be a man, and instead become an idea? Prequel to V for Vendetta. Movieverse. Rated T. ((I wrote this years ago, I'm planning on editing and improving it majorly when I get the time :D))
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
The story of Kona by Hamato Sakura reviews
What if Zuko had a little sister? I mean besides Azula. What if she ran off a year before Zuko was banished? Where is she now? What if she never left the Fire Nation and ended up meeting Aang and his friends? Read on and find out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Zuko, Gaang
Someone Around by Starlight-killer reviews
She needed someone to rule her kingdom. She wanted someone to have intelligent conversations with. She wanted someone to go on an adventure with. They all needed someone around. Someone other than each other.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Live and Let Die by ghostanimal reviews
Funny. I had always hoped an honorable warrior on a loyal horse pulling a carriage holding his treasures from his adventurers to finally take my sister and I away from Dawnstar. I guess a mad jester with a demonic steed hauling a cart that had his dead mother resting in it was close enough. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cicero V.
Normal Girl by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
What happens when the Blues are forced to face a normal girl? Well I can tell you one thing; she doesn't win.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, K. Grif, L. Tucker - Complete
Deep Feelings by momo7902 reviews
Shizuo's past wasn't perfect, especially with all the mistakes he has to live with for the rest of his life. But when he thinks back, not all of it was that bad. Shizuo's past, Shizuo/OC, Romance/Friendship, Rated T for swearing and violence
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Shizuo H.
Fear of Fright by Steel and Ink reviews
Jack and Sally have a human child in Halloweentown...but like her dad, she's got a rebellious streak. Can Alicia Skellington's new parents keep her from her human past? Or will love bring her back to the world she was born in?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Band of Misfits by Light Seeker 001
The kids start a web show after having too much time on their hands, promising laughter. However, after the appearance of a man in black, strange things begin to happen to the crew. Strange and rather unfortunate.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,106 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Seeing Through The Fog by Yoly reviews
The Once-ler used to be such a sweet boy and there more to his life then what shown in the book and on the screen. For there was a girl, who knew him more then the world would ever know but he pushed her away. This is the story of the blossoming friendship, the love, the turmoil, highlife, and the fall...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Maybe I hate you less and love you a little more by Shy Mittens reviews
Devi's trying to start a new life without Nny. When she runs into him, however, she starts to fall in love with him again, even though she doesn't want to. She just can't help herself. Written all in Devi's POV
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Your incessant spirit by Acyd reviews
UPDATED! Johnny hears a new voice...but he doesnt know where its coming from. The urge to rip someones head off really sounds good right about now...until that voice reveals itself...its a ...girl! WHO CAN IT BE NOWWWW?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Johnny C.
Endsville High by Tayylore reviews
When Lydia is enrolled in Endsville High School, she expects two years of desolation and boredom. She never would have expected to get tangled up in voodoo madness. Love, lust, and a monster. Will she and her friends Lucien and Nergal Jr survive it all?
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010
In the snow by rookanga reviews
Ciel thought he was going to have the best birthday ever the year he turned ten. Instead, it was the beginning of the end. Looking for someone to blame, Ciel found the one responsible for making it snow.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Ciel P., Jack Frost
All in the Family by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
Sequel to "An Unexpected Child". The Warden and the Mistress try to balance a developing romance with family, work and much more. Expect some hijinks from Warden along the way. Rating may change later on.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [The Warden, The Mistress] - Complete
Divination by Kambalaya reviews
Adriana Navarro, a patient in Gotham's finest mental institution along with the Joker, is taken on a crazy adventure by working with the Batman using her special mind reading and past-seeing gifts. But things turn when the most unexpected love occurs.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 100 - Words: 129,283 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Aberration by xDarkAmethyst reviews
"By the time you find this journal, I'll probably already be dead. Don't worry about me, just please... show this to anyone you can. Share this story in as many ways and to as many people as you can. Don't let my efforts be in vain. Let them know... that the Slenderman is real."
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013
Breaking the Barrier by Xelatose reviews
The Boss has vowed never to love again, not after Johnny's death. But that changes when Shaundi calls her with a surprise.This surprise turns out to be very alive. Includes Jealous Boss/Johnny and Shaundi/Johnny. But mainly the first one. Might be changing rating to M later on.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat
Wowza by CRAZYREADER23 reviews
I discontinued it:( but don't worry. I'll make a different one...just not this one
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
The Hanging Tree by BadLuckCat reviews
"Protect what is yours from danger." - The Once-ler comes across a problem that he soon realizes that he can't bribe with money or with a free Thneed. And here he thought the Lorax was the only stubborn creature in the whole Truffula forest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - The Once-ler
Someday by CookieRawrMunch reviews
An alternative take on a fan-favorite background pony Derpy's life so far, heavily based on the events of Bubbles, beginning time setting up to reader. Full summary inside, might want to bring tissues. Rated T due to one word, implied and applied abuse, implied ill wishes of death, and mostly paranoia. (please let me know if I should change it!)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
They had to say Goodbye by shieldunicorn reviews
Have you ever wondered what was going through Lord Milori's and Queen Clarion's minds when they where telling their story to Tinkerbell and Periwinkle? This is a story that takes place in the Secret of the Wings movie with flashbacks going back to when this lovely couple first met.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Lord Milori, Queen Clarion
Original Sin by littlebatgirl reviews
Selina Kyle will become The Cat. Childhood events, leave her with a twisted link to The Joker, a man who has crawled under her skin in more ways than one. Selina is caught between two men, one who could save her soul and one who wants to watch her burn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,843 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Deeply Disturbed by TheWubber reviews
Flaky has agreed to help her best friend Flippy feel better about his "other half," but she soon finds herself begging to tame it. Will she be able to love both sides of Flippy? Crappy first chapter, crappy summary, hope it'll come out better. Please review!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Not So Subtle Hints by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Mandy finds herself experiencing things she's never dealt with before. But when she discovers she has feelings for a man who is already taken, she decides to give him a taste of his own medicine...
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mandy, Grim
Shadows over Arkham by shadowsteed reviews
A party is planned in the asylum and the Batman is the guest of honor. But someone else has been invited, a friend from the past. How will this night end? Sequel of Shadows over Gotham.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
That Human Freak and Its Pet by Watersong77 reviews
Leah Wakeshima is 15 and a sophomore in high school. She hates-no despises- humans. But when a gift from an underworldian in the shape of the popular 'myth' slenderman appears in her house, restrained, will she take this call to action? Or refuse it? And will she get over her hatred of humans to save them? SLENDERxOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Echoes by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
"Make it stop!" she cried out loud before tears flooded down her face. Her cries echoed against the TARDIS walls, and the mare's face was soon flooded with tears. "Derpy?" It was a quiet intrusion to the mare's bedroom. The male's voice had a thick British accent wrapped around it, and Derpy clutched her blanket tightly. She couldn't let him see her like this.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
My Little Pony: DIRECT TV by kirbykid13 reviews
I remember seeing one of those DIRECT TV commercials, and thought I do one myself with My Little Pony.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Team Bonding by Petchricor reviews
Grif finds Simmons reading The Hunger Games and gets interested. Simmons starts to read outloud and the duo are joined my Sarge and Tucker *rated T for some light swearing*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2013 - D. Grif, D. Simmons, Sarge, L. Tucker - Complete
Two Black Hands by hannahsierraXO reviews
Chaos ensures when two psychopaths go off their medication.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gary S.
Nny and friends by THE Brandon Brownson reviews
The continued adventures of Nny, Squee, and all your favorite Vasquez characters. Rated T for naughty language and ruthless fatalities. REVIEW OR I WILL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND USE YOU AS A BOOGIE BOARD! The Museum arc is FINALLY DONE!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Lost Sisters by Allanna Stone reviews
What if Victoria wasn't the daughter of Lady Maudeline Everglot and Lord Finis Everglot? What if she was kidnapped and forced to become a lady instead of following her dream? Just an idea that popped into my head while watching Corpse Bride.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010
Poisoned Love by Blackwolf6249 reviews
She came to Dirt to escape her past and start over.But what will happen when two people from her past catch up to her? One, an outlaw, the other, a past love gone bad. Jake/OC. Rated T for mild swearing and violence. Changed the title .
Rango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - R. Jake
Does It Have To Happen? by WorthAMurder reviews
The infamous killer find himself wandering back into his neighbor hood, where everything began. This is a story of how he would like to escape the fate his life has chosen for him.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Sheogorath Ways to Seduce a Woman by Ausar The Vile reviews
Sheogorath was falling in love! With who? You guess it! And this fanfic tells about what Sheogorath do to win her heart! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Sheogorath, Nocturnal] - Complete
Silence by musix6 reviews
Church wakes to find the Blue Base oddly quiet and empty. During his investigation, he finds a surprise that isn't as bad as he thought it would be. [Oneshot]
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Sister in Crime by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Sly has a sister, but he doesn't know it. Selenay knows who she is but doesn't care for the fame. Carmelita is in the middle of this.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Toothpaste by TheWolfOfTheStars reviews
This is a short story I wrote back in eighth grade. I showed this to my English teacher, and she said she was afraid of using toothpaste again... Rated T for gore.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Complete
RIP, My Angel (END GAME, HQ's Revenge Prequel) by Wiza123 reviews
With Joker gone, how will Harley Quinn survive alone in a place like Arkham City? 'Don't say a word... mamma's gonna buy you a..." Harley's sentence trailed off as she looked again at the pregnancy tests, all but one reading negative. She had never felt so alone before. Her last chance of holding onto part of Mr. J was extinguished.' Immediate game end; a prequel to HQ's Revenge.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [The Joker, Harley Q.] Batman/B. Wayne, Poison Ivy
25 Random Words by Tie-grr reviews
Some little drabbles to keep the ideas flowing.. 25 challenge words, 75 ish words per challenge.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Complete
Conversations by SpanishMonkeys reviews
A little nonsensical story I wrote when I got bored. What happens when a normal and a hyper person are stuck in the same room with the TNBC gang? Read more to find out! Oh, and slight OogiexAuthoress. ;)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Oogie Boogie, Jack S., Sally, Lock - Complete
Valhalla Resorts by i just like to read theses reviews
What happens when the reds, blues, and some freelancers all live on the same apartment floor? No plot, little dabbles, and just random parts my friend and i thought to do.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison
Healing Wounds by July '91 reviews
Frankie is the new female resident under the cynical Dr. House. Can she get under his skin and see what makes him tick? HouseOC Mainly Romance... I would like to think there's some Humor in there too...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,046 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2006 - G. House - Complete
Shadow's City by lordlink13 reviews
"Joker's Shadow" Sequel: Brought together for the first time in years only to be pulled apart. Shadow remembers nothing; all traces of memory erased. She leaves Arkham and joins the side of law and order. Chaos isn't happy; the Joker wants her back. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,781 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
Taboo by otherrealmwriter reviews
The Irkens have conqured Earth and Dib is the most wanted criminal hunted down under Tak's command. Dib is on the run for his life. Zim is governer of Earth too. DATR and some ZAGR. Stockholm Syndrome is involved. Rating may change
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Dib, Tak
Bestest Frenimies by petitprincess
King Metamorphosis uses a spell to bring Sombra back from the dead, but nothing goes well when he realizes that Sombra has met the joker of a king before. This is a series of drabbles. Rated T for mild language in later chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis
In Which Howl Meets a Little Gray Mouse by YesIEatQuiche reviews
In which the dashing, and today blond, Howl Jenkins is excited to accost pretty ladies on May Day and meets someone wholly unexpected: a witch…or two. Beware of spells, name changes, and narcissistic attitudes. Follows basic book progression, with several movie references.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Howl, Sophie H.
Ben Makes Little Sense by Vixin2 reviews
Erika decides to use Cleverbot as a classic way to communicate with Ben. Let's see how it turns out. Set after 'Fleeing 2/2' in my creepypasta story 'Challenged Chronicles'. Some Erika/BEN DROWNED. I own nothing but Erika. Is not necessarily canon in my story, but you can imagine it to be if you want. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
An Unstable Friendship by InvaderMads45321 reviews
My OC and Johnny develop a friendship slight romance further on and they both must battle the burden they both carry. Will they help eachother, or will Maddie end up dead? Bad summary... JTHM and OC friendship/ semi romance. T for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Street lights by CuteCat111 reviews
Have you seen the tall man in the suit...
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013
Elsweyr Fondue For the Dragon Soul by Xantall of the Farwood
Dar'Sava worries about the first task she given and Ralof helps. Slight Ralof/Oc
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ralof - Complete
Spider Bite by Piercing Thorn reviews
He had known the minute she stepped into view, just how capable of cruelty she was. A sort of in-depth look at Warden and Mistress' relationship. High T, songfic
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Birthday Planning by The Lazy Italian Firecracker reviews
France, Kyoya, and Sebastian are forced to plan a birthday party for their voice actor. Will they succeed in making this party awesome? Or will it crash and burn? Happy birthday, J. Michael Tatum!
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
The Wrath of Manne Quinn by meismedude reviews
Sequel to The Vengeance of Harley Quinn:- Nightwing has now taken on Batman's role, protecting the city from crime; along with his trusty sidekick Robin. A year after the events in TVOHQ: Robin finds himself distracted as another girl comes onto the scene, Batman is still haunted by Harley Quinn's words and the deadly Manne Quinn wants revenge on the world for his Mother's death.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Robin/Tim Drake, Catwoman/Selina Kyle
The Newbie by Kizmuth reviews
Meh. I'm a 28 year old girl who doesn't believe in the supernatural then all of a sudden this SLENDERMAN pops into my life. And what is this my friend is stalking one of his proxies in hopes of dragging him into bed. Just read the fanfic. FUNNY, HUMOR, and SLENDY! Yay!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Old Fool by Cakes Blargh reviews
The last moments and the last journal entry of the Hero of Kvatch. A viewpoint through the eyes of Sheogorath during the Mind of Madness quest in Skyrim. Might be a series of drabblet later on. - On Hiatus, see profile.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch
A Poem For Every Inmate by Nevermore8 reviews
Every person in Arkham has a story, and each story can become a poem. Mainly some poems I have created when i get bored. R/R. Really bad summary, I know...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, Harley Q.
Snug as a Bug by Tie-grr reviews
A little bit that fits with my other story, 'A Story Retold'. Just some V and Evey fluff, really.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
Tea, meant for two by AssassinsCreedFAN reviews
Jervis is sitting quietly at home, with his 'March Hare' till a knock comes at his door. And a friend joins him for tea...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch, Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Eclipse: Void by megadoomingir reviews
Sequel to Eclipse, so read that. All was thought to be at an end when Reep and Chi were put behind bars. No one, not even ZiM, could have foreseen the return of a most powerful and revolting evil. An evil only interested in the smeet ZiM swore to protect.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,219 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Zim
Saudade by Anonymouslee reviews
Marshall Lee never expected to take in seven-year-old Marceline, but he does. Years later they're perfect roommates, but what do you do when you fall for someone who shouldn't be in your world? Someone who's you? Then again Marshall Lee does what he wants. MarceLee all the way. (T for Part I, M after)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,877 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee - Complete
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi by Scribbles-Dementia reviews
To be honest, she was just looking for a challenge. And then she heard of the Batman. Too bad someone else already had dibs on him. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,654 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Joker
The Nightmares Return by Exiledalchemist reviews
Its been along time since Nny was home. What will happen when he comes back and runs into Dib and Zim? And how will a new character mix into all this? Read on to find out Rated T for now.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/11/2009
Heart of a Joker by SunriseDestined reviews
The Joker finds a kindred spirit in a 17 year old girl. Both know the sadness of lonliness, the pain of loss, the sting of cruelty. Story is a whole lot better than the summary, please read! Joker X OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Ghosts from the Past by Lalilulelovee reviews
Killbane is dead, Cyrus is dead, Shaundi and Viola are dead, Gat is dead, and the list goes on and on for the Boss. The Saint's battle is over, but is it really for her? Follow her journey to her dreams to confront the ghosts from her past. Will she be able to forgive them? Will she be able to forgive herself at all?
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Curiosity by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
"Shizu-chan I think you killed her." "I did not flea!" "I dunno! You did hit her with that vending machine pretty hard!" High School Shizuo/OC/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,499 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Time Bender by SmashTrix reviews
Water…Earth…Fire…Air…Only the Avatar can master all four elements. There is a fifth element, little known to the world: Time. In order for the Avatar to complete his training, he must master Time last. This is my story, the story of the Time bender.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 40,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - OC, Zuko, Aang, Gaang - Complete
Jigsaw vs Joker by Essej90210 reviews
What if Jigsaw drove someone to the point of insanity and they started going after his surrivers, and called themself the Joker. Can Jigsaw catch the Joker in time to save him or will he beat Jigsaw. Disclamer: I don't own Saw, Batman, or Joker. R and R
Crossover - Saw & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Joker
soo complicated? by DestinyTheVampireQueen reviews
Umm Im really bad at Summerys but ill try. A fiolee fanfic Marshall loves fionna, PG loves fionna, then Ice Queen accidentally opens a portal to Ooo and everything gets...Complicated! Will they find their way home or is this a test made by death where they are destined to die..
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Batman: Sanity In a Madhouse by Choco Scorpion Bat reviews
It has been over a year since Arkham City was shut down. The inmates were moved back to the asylums. All seems to go well. Then a terrorist takes over, and everything goes to hell. Again.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Batman/B. Wayne, Harley Q., Hush/Thomas Elliot, Robin/Tim Drake
Too little Too late by SexySandStormsAndTropicalRain reviews
There is never enough time to save everyone. Many die once your seconds within reach. Some die at your own hands. Most die for you. Few die protecting you. The leader of the Saints experienced it all.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Aisha, Carlos M., J. Gat, Lin
Cat & Mouse by wonderland07 reviews
Set during an AU Arkham city. Contains spoiler's. Please don't read if you haven't played the game. The events of Arkham city have changed a little. Contains all the same characters. Harley is kidnapped by Penguin whilst on patrol, leaving Joker to find her. Will he make it in time?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harley Q., The Joker - Complete
How Bad Can I Possibly Be? by Healer Kira reviews
"Hello Greed-ler'. he spat. "Miss me?" An Alternate ending to The Lorax; what if the Once-ler who destroyed all of the truffula trees, was not actually Once-ler? One-shot, Hints of torture, no slash.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Who Saved Whom by Kovy- Closet Romantic reviews
V finds that he doesn't have to hide from everyone. Alot of fluff. Rated T to be safe.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012
Who's the girl with Riddler's hat? by horsewhisper3 reviews
Sequel to Riddle Me That?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - E. Nigma
In The Cold Light of Morning by mr. eff reviews
Harley's perspective the morning after Joker dies.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2013 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Our Last Moments by xxJadelynWestxx reviews
Everything falls apart as Viola witnesses her sister's own death. *COMPLETE*
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Viola D. - Complete
Sheogorath and the Cheese Monster by Morrowinning reviews
Sheogorath has always had an obsetion with cheese, but it escelates to a new level when he turns it into a human-loving monstrosity of dairy goodness. After Haskill disposes of it, Sheo decides to create it again, but this time, give it as a gift to the unsuspecting mortals of Tamreil... Note: I gave the Haskill character more of a backbone to stand up to Sheogorath. Just so u know
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sheogorath, Haskill
The faceless entity by Creeper Slayer reviews
What would you do to save your friend? How far would you go? What if you find yourself in a situation in which you could die or worse? Would you continue or give up?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
Apples and Cats by FinalRemuneration reviews
Present day Ciel Phantomhive is sent on an errand to prevent a serial killer from continuing his activities. Sebastian finds himself meeting the murderer on an airplane. With a couple of demons and two charaismatic men, will either party achieve their goal? One-shot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Light Y., Sebastian M. - Complete
Crazy by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
V and Evey's perspectives on many different points in their story. What did they feel about the torturing? When Evey ran away? Read to find out. Based off of the movie not the books.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013
Deity by Dillywillyfoo reviews
This is my fan-fic of basically the whole Creepypasta universe, where this teenage kid named Vincient finds himself in the middle of the whole Creepypasta cult, which leads him to become their "Deity" or the human that can "Sneak around" and find out what humans are fearing, so they can keep doing what they do best. I hope you enjoy it, and I'd love suggestions!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Help by fawnie85 reviews
A girl gets stabbed by Jackknife, and is taken to Superjail. What will happen when her and the Warden start getting to know each other, and get VERY close! Please R&R! WardenXO.C
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - The Warden
Fear by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
Jack in the Trunk by BlueShift5 reviews
Billy finds a "present" in Grim's trunk!
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011
To Make you Better by Vixin2 reviews
Erika is struck down with flu, and BEN decides to help her out... Whether she likes it or not A bit of Erika/BEN DROWNED fluff. Set before Erika's twentieth birthday in my creepypasta story 'Challenged Chronicles'. I own nothing but Erika. Is not necessarily canon in my story, but you can imagine it to be if you want. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Beyond Grim and Evil 4: Bloodlust by Deliverer reviews
Love Potion 101, a creation of Major Doctor Ghastly's has returned; and this time it's in the water. When humanity partakes of the infected water, love is quickly overshadowed by blood lust. Anyone left is fair game and the survivors are in deep trouble. Will they find a cure before they too are infected, or is Endsville and the world doomed? [Hiatus]
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - The Grim Reaper, General Skarr, Eris, Boogey Man
For Those Who Remember by Lord Mendasuit reviews
The sacrifice of one benefits many. One who gave his power, his self and everything he had for the rest lies forgotten by most. However, he faces his sacrifice for a smile. For those who remember, after all, he is willing to endure any and all pain.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Happy Tree Friends High by FlakyxFlippy14 reviews
Flaky Redwood, a super shy girl is new to Happy Tree Friends High. When seated next to Shifty and Lifty Lifters, she got attached to them. Flippy Towers, the outsider yet famous, is jealous of the twins. This is mostly a tale of Flaky and Flippy. Many pairs are mentioned all throughout the story.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Flaky, Flippy
The Twisted Tale of Lily and Rose by Vixin2 reviews
I wrote this for my school's yearbook, so I decided to bring it here as well. Features Slenderman. Rated T just in case.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Complete
Psychologists and Promises by mircosedy reviews
The Once-ler's conscience is pricking him about breaking his promise to the Lorax about cutting down trees. He gets psychological help.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother - Complete
Viola's Decision by Dr.Evil reviews
Viola DeWynter joined the 3rd Street Saints for one reason. Her story as a Saint begins just before she became one...
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Royal Court by IamDragonFury reviews
A collaboration between BigSlayerGuyMan and IamDragonFury. Some of the princes land themselves in jail after causing a destructive disaster at a Royal Meeting, and they recount their story in court.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Flame Prince
Workshop Antics by alchemicWitchery reviews
A small collection of drabbles about the goings on of the workshop. These are really dumb, by the way.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
Dame Matilda meets Mary Sue by Fantasy Boudicca
Felt rather mean to Mary Sues, so I had Dame Matilda deal with it. Rated T for swearing.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
The Innocent Spy by TimIsaFunSucker reviews
1/5 in a series. Everyone is now in Hi Skool, and strange Irken girl shows up on Zim's doorstep, claiming that she wants to help him take over Earth. But is she someone to be trusted, or feared? Will be ZaGr later on. Rated T for cussing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Full and Honest Truth by Jubalii
As she stared at herself in the mirror, she reflected on how low she had fallen, and who was to blame.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - The Mistress - Complete
The Three Little Pigs by TheVampireRenchan reviews
This is my take on an old classic fable: The Three Little Pigs. It's short but its revamped for teenagers or adults. Read at your own risk. This is no ordinary fairy tale.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Color my world by Lalilulelovee reviews
"They say the world is full of colors when you are young and innocent. The Boss is unable to see in color again after all the tragedies that happen in her life." The Boss reflects on how much she had changed upon arrival at Steelport and her best friend's surreal death. Set after the events of SR:TT. READ AND REVIEW!
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Onceler's return by masterlokiseverus159 reviews
When the Once-ler's time has come, all of Ted's family gather to send him off with best wishes. But the Lorax is determined to give Oncie another chance, even a younger body. So when he wakes up feeling ten times livelier one day he doesn't know what to think. How will he cope with O'Hares forces. And will he ever truly forgive himself. Set after the movie-no OC just adventure R&R!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax, Ted Wiggins
You'll Just Die by potosw
CreepyPasta set to the theme of a ball at a local college. What could go wrong? Includes: Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, and Totheark.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Villaintine's Day by Swashbucklist reviews
The four most powerful villains in Equestria attend a weekly conference, meaning to discuss the merit and validity of their evil plans. But it's more likely they'll just sit around bickering and judging each other. [A tribute to the golden age of Toonami. No knowledge of Toonami is necessary.]
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, King Sombra - Complete
Wanting by AnneSilverfire reviews
A poem I wrote inspired by the Onceler's character change in The Lorax.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Tiffany Rose's Father by Allanna Stone reviews
Tiffany Rose had always wondered about who her father was. She just didn't realize that he had been keeping a close eye on his little angel…
Batman - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010
A diffrent path by SoulFire402 reviews
Lottie is tired of being the one left out so she decides to run away for the last time. Only to become friends with the one person she thought was impossible. Could he be the one person she could trust? And could he trust her with his biggest secret? I promise you that this is not going to be like other Once-ler love stories and it will be better then the summary. T-T
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - The Once-ler
Relationship Problems by NellaElla reviews
Flippy always has had problems making friends. But a girlfriend? Is it even possible for him?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Shadows & Roses by hellbutterfly91 reviews
Sora has suddenly been thrown into an arranged marriage with Honey Haninozuka after years of being friends with him and Mori. Transferring from her stuffy British school to Ouran Academy she finds herself befriended by the Host Club. What happens when she finds that not only is she falling for Kyoya but that the Shadow King is falling for her too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 128,925 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Chucky's Curse by CriticalReject reviews
Sequel to Revenge of Chucky. Charles thinks life is finally peaceful and that nothing could go wrong. Little did he know, a LOT of things were going to go wrong. Especially with Faith's curiousosity to her uncle's old voodoo necklace. Looks like Karma has returned once again, giving Charles yet another curse and burden to suffer with.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012
A Not So Normal Family by toshortforshiz reviews
Tamaki gets a vist from his family, Tamaki and his family have a big secret. Basically one massive crossover w/Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, OHSHC, Final fantasy, and Death Note, sorry I can't write a good summary even if my life depended on it. I own nothing.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tamaki S.
Holding On And Letting Go by Outsidel0okingin reviews
Katarina Swann ventures out beyond the sea to find Captain Jack Sparrow to gain her freedom from the gallows. But what obstacles will come in her way when she realizes that Davy Jones himself is after Jack. Or that Jack still tries to charm her despite being a betrothed woman? JackOC *Sequel to Nothing Compares To You* COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,254 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Records by DaedalusDelta reviews
This is just a little game: Send me a character idea(with a name, of course) and I'll provide a unique and grisly ending for each one. RxR. By the way, don't overload my PM box please! I need time to work on ethereals' war and my adventure time story. Have fun! (Picture is drawn by me.)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012
Sleeping Screams by tloyc2012 reviews
Alex is obsessed with Jeff the Killer. One Halloween night, he decides to turn his tradition of cosplaying as Jeff every halloween into something else. Alternate, longer summary inside. Oneshot.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Jeff's Final Comeback by Spiritprancer reviews
This is a Jeff the Killer fanfiction. Basically he was sane for a little while, at age 22, but a trigger sends him back to what he used to be before his random bout of sanity :D
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
HetaGakkō by Summerssevenseas reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's mockery, his stupid invisibility, and mostly, being a nation. He wants one year of a normal life, and his boss gives it to him. He gets a scholarship to Ouran High School Academy, not bothering to act like a rich kid, and meets the host club, becoming the Shy Host. But to what extent is his brother going to just to find him and bring him home?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,142 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Canada
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker - Complete
Hiding and Seeking by Ela Black reviews
After Alva defeated the World-Eater, Alduin, she disappeared from everyone's sight. Normally, the Greybeards wouldn't bother, if it wasn't High Hrotgar she had locked herself in.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
Adolescent Anarchy by International-Wonderland reviews
Sai a young tiger is sent away to stay with her Aunt. When in Rome you must do what the Romans do, even if that includes being the pupil to a cranky Tigress. Will the Master be able to break the unbreakable...or will the teenager prove to be unstoppable?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tigress
Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? by SwindleHeart reviews
Cicero and Sheogorath are alone in the prince's realm. Two of the most mad and insane minds – Trapped. Together. Throw in some sweet rolls, a Dremora Lord or two and the Wabbajack; and what do you have? Absolute, utter chaos. [One-shot. NOT a romance pairing.]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Cicero V., Sheogorath - Complete
The Blueblood Redemption by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood
Skeleton Smiles by SovietSmile reviews
Skulli is the second on America's most wanted list, and right above her is Jeff the killer. What happens when he finds her? Will it be just another murder or something else?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013
Tropical Torment by Shadow Dragoness reviews
I thought it was God's way of finally smiling down upon me. A new career as a writer, a cruise, an island getaway... I just realized far too late that the island getaway was a tropical torment and that the smile was marred by blood-red scars. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Joker
name game by veggiemom reviews
"gimme something good, pixie stick." — vanellope & the once-ler.
Crossover - Dr. Seuss series & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - The Once-ler, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Farewell by Firecracker119
I will, I will serve the Dark Brotherhood as Listener until my dying breath, for him, and only him.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Lucien L. - Complete
Solla Sollew by Franki09 reviews
A short collection of Normaler one-shots each based upon a Dr Seuss quote or lyric. Chapter one: You know when you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. Please read and review!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
How Bad Could He Possibly Be by Water Colored Roses reviews
Alright so this is my second ever fanfiction and instead of putting it on I felt a better place for it was here on . I don't own The Once-ler, he belongs to Dr. Seuss as far as I am concerned.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Sweet and Sour Pollen by New.York.Celt reviews
I thought this would be a simple way of life: living free in the woods with no one but the animals to keep me company. Then HE had to come along, make me love him, turn into some monster, and mess it all up. Can't freaking believe it... Once-ler/OC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
When we met by Lolcat1 reviews
Brief story of the first time The Once-ler and Norma Wiggins met when they were kids, back in 1954.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler - Complete
No One Would Listen by Shapeshifter89 reviews
No one would listen to poor Cicero...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Where Demons Hide by stretch the faunlet reviews
Screwball disappears one night under mysterious circumstances; circumstances that could have something to do with Discord's unknown past and possible enemies he's made in his life. Unable to find her on his own, Discord goes to the only one who can help him: a certain white alicorn princess who broke his heart years before. Eventual Discord/Celestia. Completely AU. UPDATED!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Discord
The Trump Card by Sophia Hawkins reviews
A sequel to "The Wild Card". The Joker's daughter is back in Gotham City and disaster follows her arrival, entangling her with Batman and Robin once again.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010
The Cost of Freedom by mr. eff reviews
Evey's thoughts regarding freedom. Set after the end of the movie.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Jeff the killer's little game by CookieLoverXD reviews
Jeff's little game has ruined my life. I try to run away from it but it never ends, his voice keeps haunting me, the images of the people i love, dead. This is it, i can't keep running away...
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
The Dream by Ulquihimefan1 reviews
"... the man lunged at me, knife poised at my heart, and I could smell the whiskey on his breath as he yelled three simple words that only a mad man could say, "GO TO SLEEP!"" A Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and my first creepypasta story, enjoy rated T for violence and language
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Who Ever Knew Scars Could Bring People Together by xXxKilljoyHikaruxXx reviews
A new boy has come to Sophie's school. His name is Jack. He has a grin that won't go away she has a frown. It's starts before DK and then will begin to take place during it. Joker/OC starts edging towards Batman/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,639 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Extended Stay by Prepare-for-the-crazy reviews
The Mistress has to stop at Superjail. What happens when her stay becomes longer than she hoped? Read and find out! This is a Misden story, so if you don't like don't read. Rated T for language and implied themes
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Stormy Harley's princess by Stormy Sohma reviews
Harley happens upon a baby...
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harley Q.
Do You Remember the Once-ler? by Shooting Star Sky Saint reviews
A short poem about the Once-ler. What exactly did Oncie leave behind for the world?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Thorny Rose and the Creepypastas by LunaWolfAngel reviews
What happens when a girl is just minding her own business, walking through the woods, and then Slender Man appears and she gets turned into a demon? Now she must go live with the Creepypastas, and even become one herself. Rated T for gore. OC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013
What We Live For by Hope's Survival reviews
Christine is abused by her father after her mother's death. She is emotionless but is willing to give up her well being for others. When she encounters the Joker during a bank robbery, he takes interest in her lack of fear of him. JOKER/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Joker
Jane the Killer's Rant by E21116D2CG026 reviews
In wish Jane the Killer Rants. Jeff is in here. Alternate Title(s): S Rank Ninja Stealth
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
Monster by MidnightChiller13 reviews
A girl goes insane when saving her friend from bullies, but can she control the monster within her or will she need help from someone with "experience"? Maybe Jeff the KillerxOC. Calling it romance anyways. Rated T to be safe.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013
The Second Time by CantansAvis reviews
Just a little Onceler story that I couldn't get out of my brain; it's probably been done already. "When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl." What the Onceler did twice.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Stupid Cupid by melody taylor ann reviews
It is Finn's least favorite holiday of the year: Valentines Day. To make it even worse, Magic Man made all the girls in Ooo in love with Finn, but even with all this love, he can't seem to find true love... YET. Not a oneshot. Will be five chapters. Happy Valentines Day.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Finn
Seeing is Beliving by Girlaremo reviews
Set after the Easter madness and Pitch's defeat, A different Bennet comes home for the holidays, and is a little less than...'fun'. Jack is determined to make a believer and try to return Jamie's sister to her 'fun' self. But, will things go in the wrong direction? (Not Jack/Jamie) [Missy is an OC, and this is my first time writing for RotG.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Stray Hounds by Ruler of Dice reviews
It was a rarity that he was forced into hiding. Yet here he was, in an alley, with the whole city after him. There he meets a feral creature with a grin just like his own. Two strays find each other, and take down those who get in their way. Jeff the Killer thinks that this wasn't a fiasco after all. Smile Dog agrees.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Ruler of Dice reviews
He thought that he was the sole hunter of humans. A lone wolf in a world filled with skittish deer. But what was supposed to be a standard kill actually became a meeting of like souls. Two artists collaberate on a piece, and no one will be left alive with Jeff the Killer and Slenderman coming after them.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Joke by Aychaijaykayelemenopy reviews
A jester, a ghost, a horse and a dragon slayer walk into an inn. DB/Cicero, DB/Farkas, minor DB/Vilkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Cicero V.
Beautiful by Ruler of Dice reviews
They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No one knows this more than him. He lives for making things beautiful, for making creations that will take away the breath of anyone that looks at them. And this kid has potential. Another one falls to Jeff the Killer.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Once by Namine09 reviews
An elderly woman recounts her years of youth when trees were everywhere, fresh air was plentiful, and a strange young man came to her town with his invention that would change everything... This story will end up being rated M in the future and I'll be trying to do a weekly update every Thursday. The prologue is short, but the chapters won't be.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - The Once-ler
One Bad Day by HellequinParty reviews
One bad day is all it takes to turn the life of one woman upside down and inside out. She's locked away in Arkham Asylum, and, as always, is in the wrong place at the wrong time. Can she escape the madness that is Arkham Asylum, or will she become just another raving lunatic? OC, set before and during Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, Harley Q.
Batman: Arkham War by Chance Frasor reviews
Obviously, I do not own Batman, or the Arkham series. This is my version of what I wanted to do with the end of Arkham City. This story will contain SPOILERS from the previous games. Most events in this story I have made up, and are my own . . . This story takes place a month after the events in Arkham City.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne
Smoke in Mirrors by TheHarlequinRevolver reviews
A grief ridden fem-boss named Liz tries to cope with the loss of Gat and how it affects the Saints and herself. Set directly after Johnny dies. Slight BossXGat. This isn't my first fanfic, and this isn't a Mary Sue character. Please R&R!
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012
An Unexpected Child by Voltalia the Majestic One reviews
Originally published by Cooljoe64, this story is now mine to finish where he left off. Anyway, the Mistress discovers that she is pregnant with the Warden's baby and is forced to decide not only what to do with it, but whether or not to include its father into its life. Did I mention that Warden is also working on his craziest project yet?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [The Mistress, The Warden] - Complete
Tactica Ultio by SilverCascade reviews
Viola mourns the death of her sister. The Boss is surprisingly sympathetic. Male Boss/Viola. Set between Gang Bang and Live with Killbane. One-shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Boss/PC, Viola D. - Complete
Wanna Play? by gothgirl97 reviews
Chucky awakes to find himself trapped inside one of Jigsaw's twisted games. Will Chucky be able to face Jigsaw's test for survival? Or will he fail to see the error of his ways? But what will happen if Chucky doesn't wanna play by the rules? Espcially when he finds out what Jigsaw has in store for him...
Crossover - Child's Play & Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Jigsaw - Complete
Marked For Death by Nommy reviews
The hand of the family is extended.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lucien L., Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Recollection by Alirica reviews
How did Grandma Norma know about the Once-ler anyway? Ted and Audrey listen to her tale of friendship, hardship, and betrayal that happened over fifty years ago.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,165 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler
Welcome to the Boy's Club by stretch the faunlet reviews
Tired of being the only boy around, Spike starts an "All boys" club with Discord, Shining Armor and Big Macintosh. Let the arguing begin! One-shot, part of my story trade with Berry's Ambitions. Implied Discord/Celestia, Shining Armor/Cadance, and Fluttershy/Big Mac. Rated T for sexual references.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Discord, Shining Armor - Complete
To Play the Fool by Sherlock Holmes Skittle reviews
Some people are only pretending to be idiots. Bruce Wayne enjoys a life full of secrets. His new secretary, Jenny Harkness, has a knack for exposing mysteries. And Tex ... well, no one really knows what Tex is up to. Not even Batman. Post-TDK, Bruce Wayne/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 176,726 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bruce W./Batman
Of Thieves and Assassins by Goddess of the Books reviews
Thieves and assassins have always remained seperate, but rules are made to be broken. This is a series of crazy, entertaining, funny one shots with the new leaders of the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild, Tinuviel and Oswin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Cicero V., Brynjolf, OC
Attack Of A Mary-Sue by WrittenInClouds reviews
What happens when Tamma finds herself in Superjail? After being 'accdintaly' ubducted by none other then Jailbot! Uh-oh looks like a attack of another Mary-sue story! Warning- This is really stupid and not meant to be taken seariously. [Abandoned]
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - The Warden - Complete
Dream On by Goddess of the Books reviews
All the lies have been unraveled, my heart laid bare, my sanity destroyed and for what? The sake of a single corpse. That's all I have now, and to think I had it all. If only I could go back and just say no to all of this. Even the best of mages can't send me back in time though, and if there ever was one, I probably killed them, because that's just my luck.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Isn't That Usually Done In The Kitchen? by Tarma Hartley reviews
Written for Exiled To The Couch's "Yuiseppe Art Omake Challenge #1" on Animesuki. Tahlea Grande is trying to recreate the candy that Dr. Chartreuse had made for her when she was sick but the results will not be what she's expecting... K, Tahlea, GrimGrimoire, Humor
GrimGrimoire - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Strife's Story by FandomGirl517 reviews
Strife is known as the Daughter of Chaos since she is the daughter of Discord. This tells her tale from the beginning of the rule od Celestia up until present. What sort of adventures does she encounter? Read and find out! Rate and reviews are appreciated! Rated T for mild violence and language. Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Discord
Random Acts of Kindness by angelwolf123 reviews
Because Flaky's day had been going so well, it seemed appropriate to spread some of the good karma around. Even if the only person left to give it to had killed everyone else in the library. Flaky's take on the episode, 'Random Acts of Silence'. Flaky x Evil Flippy
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
Show Them by Disheartened Idiot reviews
"I said nothing about jealousy." He cut her off "If girls flirting with me is a problem show them flirting with me is pointless."
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Billy, Mandy
Hogging The Blankets by Cryssy-miu reviews
A hard day means two very cranky immortals. And that means fights and generally hilarious situations. Set in the universe of "Broken Spirit" with Discord and Celestia married.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
The Night Mother's Nightmare by SwindleHeart reviews
Cicero is reborn as a dragon - what could possibly go wrong? One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
Is It Normal For A Ghost To Fall On Their Butt? by mazeru
"She promised to be by my side until I graduate..." The ceiling above the loft in the workshop did not reply as she stared at it blankly. "But after I graduate... what then? She won't stay by my side- no. I won't stay by her side." The cracks-filled white surface still did not grace her with any response.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013
Messing with Discord by albinotanuki reviews
What happens when Diamond Tiara decides to torment the "reformed" spirit of chaos? Find out here. Oneshot. Rated for brief language.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Diamond Tiara, Discord - Complete
The Married Life by Legacy55 reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Couple. Upon hearing that Celestia is pregnant, Discord proceeds to have a mental breakdown. Afraid that the best of his years are behind him, it will take Twilight and Celestia to make him see that fatherhood isn't all that bad.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,737 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
Wouldn't Change A Thing by PhineasFlynns reviews
Oncie was asked many times in his life why he put up with Greed-ler. To others, the man dressed in green was nothing but a selfish and cared for no one but himself. Oncie sometimes agreed. With how the man treated him, he sometimes had to wonder if maybe he was just a plaything for the man; an object with no feelings that could be used and tossed away without a care. Oncest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
L am Dragonborn by BlueWolf1923 reviews
Less than a day after Higuchi's arrest, L falls asleep, and wakes up in a carriage in Skyrim, bound for Helgen and his execution, only to be saved by a dragon attack. Now "free" to find his own way in Skyrim, L soon finds that the blood in his veins forces a dark destiny on him, and he's not the only one from the Kira case to arrive in Skyrim. No pairings.
Crossover - Death Note & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,954 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Light Y., L, Alduin - Complete
Warriors: The Prophecy by Chase'sGirl19 reviews
The apprentices of Thunderclan have fallen ill.Yellowfang canot figure out what this disease is.House,Chase,Cameron and Foreman wake up as cats and discover a prophecy as soon as they join the clan."There will be four.Intelligent,Caring,Brave and Driven..
Crossover - House, M.D. & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011
Salvation by Legitwit reviews
You don't walk out of a war without paying a price. Flippy's price is that his mind is plagued with every mistake he's made and every life he's taken. He is forced to spend every minute of every day playing with PTSD. But it seems his chance for redemption will appear as a nervous redheaded girl.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Things Were Never The Same by stretch the faunlet reviews
"...Sometimes things just don't work out..." Celestia breaks the news to her daughter that her father, Discord, isn't coming home, but leaves out a few painful details along the way. AU one-shot where Celestia is Screwball's mother. Past!Discord/Celestia. AU AU AU AU. Rated T for language, on Discord's part.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Princess Celestia, Screwball - Complete
Loving Madness by forestofmyown reviews
Liette never expected to end up an assassin, but then she never planned to fall in love with a madman, either. But reconciling her feelings with how she views him - as both man and child, innocent and killer - might keep her from ever pursuing what she wants. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
Be Still by stretch the faunlet reviews
Discord muses about his worries and fears while Screwball sleeps beside his stone form. Takes place long before "Return of Harmony", a few years after Celestia and Luna initially turn Discord to stone. One-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Discord, Screwball - Complete
Werewolf in Bathory? by Alysander Karahalious reviews
When Maci and her family move to Bathory, Vlad knows there's something werid, vampire weird, but with one twist: tails. Henry knows, but he's not telling. What will happen when she has no choice but to tell him? 9th grade AndrewxOCxGreg-x2 SpratxOC
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Sprat
Messing With Heat by SmilinForYa reviews
You find yourself in the avatar world. You've always hated Prince Zuko because of his fiery temper and bitter past, but as you travel by his side in a different perspective, you find yourself thinking differently. Messing with Heat is back!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,014 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Zuko, OC
My Doomed World by pureflowersand2684 reviews
Life is having a blast in ruining Gaz's day. Dib is annoying, and her GameSlave is dead, and our four favorite aliens and SIR units have just brought the world's end with a sleeping bomb. Eight years later she wakes up to find her planet destroyed and the human population almost extinct. Did I also mention she has to become a slave to the new Tallest? XD Truths and Dares please!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Zim, Gaz] Red, OC
Achievement unlocked by Master Noble reviews
The events of Halo reach turned into a comedy. Involves Six yelling about achevement and, later, skulls.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Hard Times Of The Racoon Kids by XxSullenLiftyGirlxX reviews
This is my first ever fan fic. Starring my fave twins. in this one they're triplets. parings: Lifty and Flaky, Shifty and Petunia, OC and Flippy. i update every friday. ocs excepted.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Lifty, Shifty - Complete
I'm Only Dying by Spike Daft reviews
Peace in Superjail can never last. This time, the only hope of saving it lies with an unexpected source. Chapter 11 up. Yes, you heard me right.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2009 - The Warden
Genealogy by SadieYuki reviews
Jamie is assigned a family history project for school, and he's on house arrest until he can he get it finished. Now sounds like a great time for a visit from Jack. As Jack looks over his shoulder at his notes, Jamie wonders why Jack is so interested in his ancestors. (previously a one-shot, now going to be a two-shot!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Random singing with Lock 2 by RandomScripts
Shock joins us as we sing Hail to mr.oogie! :3
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Lock, Shock - Complete
Random singing with Lock by RandomScripts reviews
Me and Lock chillin and listening to Korn's cover of kidnap the sandy claws.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Lock - Complete
Christmas Ball by VidiaPhoenix reviews
1: The Christmas Ball is coming up and it's the first one Warm fairies and Winter fairies get to spend with each other. Guaranteed Milori/Clarion and Vidia backstory. This is a story of love, sacrifice, jealousy and learning how to know what is truly most important in life.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Queen Clarion, Tinker Bell, Vidia, Periwinkle - Complete
Of Thieves and Assassins! (A Cicero and Brynjolf Story) by Littledrummergirl44278 reviews
Elizabeth Summers is your adverage twenty-five year old girl. That was until two of her favorite video game characters get transported into her era in her house. Now Elizabeth has to figure out a way to get the two men back into the game where they came from, and try to stop a very large and very deadly black dragon from ripping her neighborhood apart. Brynjolf/Oc Cicero/Oc
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Brynjolf, Cicero V.
Aqueous Pursuit by IamDragonFury reviews
Sequel to "Liquidium", this is a TIDALFLAME version of "Hot to the Touch". Flame Princess has fallen in love with Water Prince and tries to get on his good side, unfortunately, he thinks she's intentionally trying to cause him trouble and keeps running away. But, she's determined to win him over no matter what. TIDALFLAME! Don't like, don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Flame Princess, Flame Prince - Complete
The Memory of Childhood Like Slowly Dying Truffula Trees by Marchenplushie28 reviews
A moment in the Once-ler's childhood-how it all started to go wrong.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2013 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother - Complete
children of greatness by Tokyo's Child reviews
It happened again. He saw her from across a room, just a glimpse, and then he looked away. It couldn't be her. She was gone. Forever. But still, she looked so like her, but grown up. The same eyes, the same smile, the same rare color of hair. But no. It wasn't her. She was gone, as he had to constantly remind himself. ZukoXoc I own nothing (starts awkwardly but gets better)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - OC, Zuko, Gaang
Professor Genkis House of Bloody Wonders by Burning Fate reviews
"Hey everybody! It's me! Professooooor Genkiii! Don't you wish that you could go further into your own Reality Climax? Well that's why I've made a new game! Come on down to play in Professor Genki's house of bloody wonders! With new games! Including: Mine field relay, Helicopter Blade Jumping, and Fun with missiles!" (Cover made by Zkeddar on Deviantart!)
Saints Row - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012
Drinking with Gods by GodModeSama reviews
One-shot. You meet the most colorful people in the taverns of Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sheogorath, Martin S. - Complete
My Savior by Slendergirl66 reviews
Kat was once saved by a tall, mysterious creature, but will it change its mind and come back to kill her? SlendermanxOC fic (With possible later Jeff the Killer and other creepypasta) Rated for language, violence, and some suggestive situations. Rating may change in later chapters to make room for more mature content. Read and review, please; I update faster when you do!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
No Girls Allowed by wolfsbanehallucination reviews
An AUish type thing based off something said in a walkthrough of the Dark brotherhood quest Purification. Kid!fic ahoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Lucien L. - Complete
Do You Believe? by MercyTheFox reviews
When Jamie's big sister comes home from England for Christmas, He asks her something. "Emma, do you believe in Jack Frost?" And with that Jamie's set off on a mission to make Emma believe in Jack and the others. BUt some else is up, why is Emma being so, weird? Did she answer it truthfully? Does she believe or not? *I don't know if it will end up as a Jack Frost X OC or not.Pls R&R
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie
District Empire by Jabberwocky Kid reviews
Dr. Crane has been ordered to evaluate Gotham's most elusive business owner's assistant. When he ends up being one of the first people to see the boss, he takes the opportunity to fulfill his new-found fixation and kidnaps her. She has to give up fighting him sometime. [HIATUS]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - J. Crane
Funeral Mute by Miss Annabel Lenore Ragg reviews
After the ill-fated night in the bake-house, Tobias escapes and attempts to put as much distance as possible between himself and that place of death, only to wind up at the Undertaker's funeral parlour.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Tobias R., Undertaker
An Act of Kindness by Flippy Face reviews
Hiccup, a very optimistic wolf comes to Happy Tree Town to look for a someone, oblivious of the town's curse and surprises around him. Stealing OCs. Rated T for awesomeness.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
Liquidum by IamDragonFury reviews
Title means "Water" or "Liquid" in latin. I was not entirely pleased with "Aqueous Pursuit" so I decided to start over; so here's a TIDALFLAME version of "Incendium". Flame Princess has been bored and dull ever since she dumped Finn, so Flame Prince tries to set her up with Water Prince. Unfortunately, it doesn't go 100% smoothly. TIDALFLAME! Don't like, don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Flame Princess, Flame Prince - Complete
My Sisters Keeper by Burning Fate reviews
Lilota is a shy, kind girl, but her looks have given her a bad reputation. Her family had been bullied, her twin brother was taken away by imperials and killed, and her mother killed herself. Lilota was the exact mortal form of the dark lord Sithis. Her family now lies in the Dark Brotherhood. And a mad jester that she meets on the road becomes her best friend, maybe something more
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Love Scars by LittleVampirateXX reviews
"Ace. Traditionally an omen of bad luck, it's a little known fact that it used to be thought of as the 'death card' and Joker-the lunatic, the madman. He has no suit.He is fickle. No suit.No mind." One night fate hands Jack and Alice a card, two cards in fact-an Ace and a Joker. The story of how a young boy loses everything, including his mind.The truth behind his scars.R&R please
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Joker
A Love of Chaos by Legacy55 reviews
Chrysalis is left broken and defeated at the edge of Equestria after her failed plan. Seeking revenge, she releases Discord from his stone prison. But after the Draconequus begins to grow on her, will more then revenge come from their partnership?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Queen Chrysalis, Discord
Small Things by Azula Always Lies reviews
The Lorax isn't sure how much time the Once-ler has left, but he knows it can't be much.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler - Complete
The People That Wanted To Change The World by FictionHero reviews
What would happen if Code Geass and Deathnote were together. Find out in an amazing story of wits and action. Whose form of Justice will prevail. L's, Kira's, or Zero's? Find out now!
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Light Y., Zero
The Shinigami Wager by The Grey Ghoul reviews
Three shinigami make a bet. Their 'horses' live in Gotham City. One is a devout Christian. Another is a teen ready to kill his classmates. The third is a Joker fan, knows Batman's true identity and holds him hostage. Batman needs help from Neito - Near
Crossover - Death Note & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Near, Bruce W./Batman
Let's Kill Tonight by xX-SpectrumBrie-Xx reviews
Follows TDK storyline, but with an OC in the mix. Her name is Serena Turner...and she's a psychopath. Joker/OC. I'll try not to Mary Sue TOO much...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Joker
That House I Kept Coming For by Pii reviews
Jack didn't know why he kept coming for that house. He knew Jamie never believed in him. He didn't know why he was so attached with that boy and his whole family.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
IZ Dare Show of Doomy Awsomeness by Foopadoop reviews
Angry monkeys, crazy robots, insane fan girls, rabid pop tarts! What do you get with these things combined? Complete doomy chaos, thats what!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011
Magic Anon Mischief by theartofoffense reviews
Greed-ler wakes to find a not so pleasant surprise - a slight but obvious change in his anatomy. Just a little something I wrote for my Once-ler blog when Greed received a magic anon that gave him cat ears and a tail, with some minor changes. Short story. Enjoy!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Rachel is a Fitting Name by Vixin2 reviews
The Observer decides to have some fun torment with Rachel. Not really related to my TribeTwelve story, but has Rachel in it. Rated T just in case. I own nothing but Rachel. Lame title is lame.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Sly Cooper Boss Fights by JakCooperThePlumber reviews
Before someone fights someone, they always contemplate about the fight first, don't they? Well, Sly does! Three games worth of boss fight contemplations.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Raleigh, Sly C.
Road trip advice with queen clarion by theMinisterOfAutumn reviews
roaad trip advice
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Queen Clarion
The Bleak Line by Lady Aurelia reviews
After Matt Miller's resignation from The Syndicate, the Boss runs into the genius hacker at a clothing store. fem!Boss/Matt. Oneshot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Boss/PC, Matt M. - Complete
My Final Fantasy by Katieghost reviews
A mischievous, confused kid ends up in Halloween Town. What is she doing there? Will she ever go back to where she belongs? How will our famous Pumpkin King handle this new addition to his town? AN/Sounds lame, i know, but give it a chance! :D NOT Jack/OC
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Wabbajacked by Gangyzgirl reviews
The Daedric prince of Madness, Sheogorath, is dipleased that KaNack has not been using the Wabbajack to its full potential. As punishment, he sends both the Argonian and his Spectral Assassin to a strange new world where he is no longer the only Listener OR Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Late christmas by lil'Flood
Just a little christmas One-shot. [[Norma-ler]]
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
A Creepypasta Christmas by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Its Christmas time and Shell is throwing together a Christmas party for her friends. So she invites her human friends and her Creepypasta friends. What could go wrong?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Patient J by KayMoon24 reviews
Harleen Quinzel interviews many "Super Criminals" at Arkham Asylum. Monday through Friday. The interviews are sometimes hand written, recorded, or simply creative. Villain Study. Hints at Harley/Joker romance. See if your fav. pops up.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,012 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harley Q.
Nothing Wrong With a Little Nap by Mackie Effing Mad reviews
What happens when you try to talk Jeff the Killer out of murder?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Lucien Lachance on Christmas by axmly reviews
Lucien Lachance visits the Cheydinhal Sanctuary for a Christmas party, Secret Santa, and some festive fun. Of course, Lucien wants nothing to do with anything even mildly pleasant or festive, so Ocheeva attempts to get him into the spirit. Rated as in-progress for some Christmas themed chapters later on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Lucien L., Antoinetta Marie
The Story Of Us by Voltalia the Majestic One
This is my first Superjail! fanfic, especially one that revolves around Warden and Mistress' bad romance. (Lady GaGa, anyone?) I may or may not complete this, so patience is a must. Rated M for sex, language, et al.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,786 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [The Warden, The Mistress] - Complete
Unhappy Tree OCs by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Fiachrius builds a mansion for the OCs, Flippy and Lumpy after Splendid has accidentally destroyed their homes. What chaos ensues at Fiachrius's manor? Toothy moves in!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Toothy, Lumpy, Flippy, OC
My Knight in Shining Armor: Fairytales really do come true by Fluttershy's twin reviews
We know the story of Shining Armor's wedding. But how did they end up together in the first place? Edited by my good friend Abridged, and my first fanfiction. Reviews are strongly encouraged.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Shining Armor
The Midnights by The Witches 11 reviews
Summary: Vampire obsessed twins Onyx and Violet and their older bother Alexander were watching V.K when they are suddenly sucked into Vampire Knight world! Now what will they do! Go to Cross Academy and act like they don't know what is going on? Hell No!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zero, Yuuki
Forbidden, Melanie by IcyJade2007 reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Melanie is the Joker's daughter, a killer, a monster, Princess of Pain and Panic... But all it takes is one day to change everything... And to fall for Boy Wonder. Rated T for swearing. Robin/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Joker, Richard G./Robin
Journey of the heart by Soldier's Requiem reviews
Akemi is taken in the royal firenation family. She and Zuko are best friends, and are banished together; sent on a journey to capture the Avatar. Problem? Akemi is against it. Follows storyline of seasons. ZukoxOC *1/24/12: CHAPTERS BEING REWRITTEN!*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 131,510 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - OC, Zuko
Slender's Child by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
Slender remembered few names, he saw too many faces and heard too many stories to afford that luxury. The names that did remain with him were truly special and usually came with an incredibly unique story. Within a leather bound book in his breast pocket Slender keeps the stories of these names; one such is the story of his daughter.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012
Twitchy Witchy by a kiss of winter reviews
When they were little, they were menacing together. Now, that they're older, it's war.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Lock, Shock] - Complete
Love is Blind by Almost an Actress reviews
Queen Chrysalis has been searching for some place... any place where she can live in her true form, marred hooves, jagged horn and all. When she comes to Appaloosa, however, she meets somepony who melts her icy heart. But when suspicions rise and anger flares... will their love last? (This is part of a new series I'm doing called Super Random Shippings.)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Braeburn, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Her Smile by GeorgiaMaeSixx reviews
Mida is a very quiet girl. She loves school, books and drawing. Life is normal for her. Oh yeah, except for who she is. You can be her friend, just be careful around her dad. The last words you hear if you cross them may be 'Go to sleep'. Jeff the killer is back, and getting stronger.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012
The real thing by Katieghost reviews
The characters we all know and love are no longer mere puppets, but real creatures who are about to film Tim Burton's new idea. What could possibly go wrong? Well, let's find out, shall we...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack S., Sally
The Story of Jared by zimmykins13 reviews
Jared becomes curious about the drastic changes in Super jail and in the Warden. Written in Jared's point of view...what will he do when depression grips the both of them with a turn for the worst?
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Jared, The Warden - Complete
A Slenderman Christmas pt 2 by potosw reviews
Ellaina is alive and out there somewhere. Slenderman will stop at nothing to find her, even if it means facing things he wishes were long dead.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,843 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
A Midsummer's Nightmare by Das Lieblingsfach reviews
Tivona O'Dwyer is a Manhattan drug-dealer who accidentally stumbles into Halloween Town. When she begins to focus her efforts on seducing the pumpkin king, things get a little weird. Eventual, awkward Jack/OC/Sally triangle.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 174,468 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Jack S., Sally
Method to Madness by DaniellaPeirce reviews
Martin vists Sheogorath asking for an old friend. Sheo&Martin, and perhaps, if you squint your eyes hard enough, Sanguine&Sheo too. Female Sheogorath in this one.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sheogorath, Martin S.
Goodbye by SuperWhoSpazz reviews
It was much too late when Once-ler finally realized what had happened. She was long gone, somewhere far from him and his lifeless touch. He hadn't noticed the glimmer of her tears until she had walked out that door, out of his life.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Change by Doomed Desires reviews
Change is hard. Especially when you find out that you weren't who you thought you were. But he's willing to change. For her, and her alone. But things don't always go as planned. But maybe, just maybe he may be able to fix things...Evil Flippy/ Flaky RE-EDITED
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
Reading Eighth Grade Bites by killerninja123 reviews
One day Vlad was studding in his dorm and five mysterious books appeared. Now . He and all of his friends and uncle are going to read his first adventure Eighth Grade Bites. T just in case
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Where Spring Touches Winter by Blackfire 18 reviews
Before she became queen, Clarion was a young, curious fairy with a love of adventure and a nose for trouble. As the queen's protege, her duties have taken her everywhere but Winter Woods. Deciding experience trumps study, Clarion crosses the border where she meets the future Lord of Winter. Queen Clarion/Lord Milori
Tinkerbell - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Queen Clarion, Lord Milori, Fairy Mary
Fairy Couples Awe (MyWay) by Periwinkle and TinkerBell reviews
Read the title pretty much gives it away... T T
Tinkerbell - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Too Big To Fail? by xXThat-Other-HobbitxX reviews
Ying and Yang. Black and white. Opposites. Call 'em what ya like, they are Oncie and Greedy, two enterprenuers set out to market The Once-Ler's amazing invention, the Thneed. But will The Once-Ler realize his mistakes when his brother wants to keep "biggering"?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - The Once-ler
Sowing Steam by IamDragonFury reviews
Flame Prince sneaks into Water Princess's bedroom and they decide to get "private" in her bathroom. Don't like, don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Flame Prince - Complete
Promise of Redemption by IIPLUSLEII reviews
Fire reveals truth in all things. And in truth, there is purpose. His world was gone, yes, but what is there to stop him now? - I may expand this into an actual fic depending feedback. I have several ideas brewing.
Superjail! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - The Warden - Complete
Tak's Deadly Vengance by otherrealmwriter reviews
Dib and Tak are living on Sasoria when The Grand Ruler of Meekrob declares war on Sasoria. Tak then moves Dib and their children to Earth for safety while Sasoria allies with Irk.Sequel to Tak's Deadly Return.DATR and ZAGR in later chapters
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Dib, Tak
Time to Pretend by sleepingsnowwhite reviews
Jack Frost is a Guardian now, and more and more children are believing in him. But Jamie's older cousin, Deana, moves in to help with some family issues, and she's doesn't believe. Something about this girl gets under Jack's skin yet he can't help but hope she will one day believe. Meanwhile Deana is a lazy artist who struggles with her past and everyone's high expectations of her.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Tears of Red and Black by NeverTrustAPirate1 reviews
This is a short one-shot about Harley and her promise to her puddin'. Kind of Angst/Romance. [SPOILERS FOR ARKHAM CITY] Set between 'Arkham City' and 'Harley Quinn's Revenge'.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harley Q., The Joker - Complete
The Rift by My Vantilene reviews
After Marceline helps Marshall Lee get rid of his competition for Fionna, her secret visits to the Land of Aaa weakens the border between their two dimensions, everyone is thrust into Aaa, and the reality of her mistake with Gumball illuminates.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
A Little Fun by Wicked.Intentions reviews
The Warden/The Mistress. The Warden has a private moment with a captured Mistress.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
The punishment by Akakyoak reviews
A VERY fluffy (slightly) LockxShock piece. I can't say anything without giving the ending away. But it IS funny and fluffy. R&R PLEASE!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Lock, Shock - Complete
On Thin Ice by NinjaMonkeyGirl2014 reviews
"Jamie, I'm scared!" Sophie cried out for her brother. History was repeating itself and the only thing Jack could do was watch. Two-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Revenge is Always Better Than Doing Nothing by Akatsukilover34 reviews
"Name: Carlina Mendoza. Age: 21. She's Carlos's older sister. She was at the funeral. You might not remember because she had her head down the whole time. She took his death hard. Apparently she was in gymnastics and worked with the FBI. It doesn't say why she quit. Maybe it had something to do with her last brother dying. Who knows." "We found her. That's who's doing it." "Ask
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
All the Roads that Lead to You by SexyInTrousers reviews
A young girl leaves home to find a better life for herself. Little did she know that she would encounter the most difficult challenge known to mankind: falling in love. Once-lerXOC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - The Once-ler
ZAGR: The New Queen by mistytales1303 reviews
When Zim and Gaz finally start dating in high school, the outcome is a shock. NOTE: Gaz is indeed eighteen in this fic. only ZAGR, nothing else. The ending only MIGHT be a shock to some people. XD Invader Zim belongs to its rightful owners, I'm simply a fan :3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,858 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Fiery Abode by IamDragonFury reviews
Flame Princess invites Water Prince over to her house and attempts to get "cozy" with him. TIDALFLAME! Don't like, don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Flame Princess - Complete
Guide to Dealing with Vampires by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Shell has dealt with many things: life, Creepypastas and the supernatural. The only thing she has no dealt with was vampires. So what happens when she and Jess are found by two?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012
a slender poem by jazon Fox reviews
hay just a crappy poem i wrote tell me what you think
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012
The top 5 Lies by bellstheunicorn reviews
Lies, all lies...
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
When Life Asked Death by XxForeverInTheDarknessxX
Just a little short story I wrote on personified Life and Death. I hope you enjoy! :3
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Now or Forever by lottielovebuzz reviews
Grace Byrne started off with a brilliant life, but when her parents and her fiancé die, that life is turned upside down. She's thrown into a life of taking drastic measures, and taking the only job a woman on Tortuga can do. Yet, when she meets an understanding pirate, she realises that hope may not be lost, and that he could give her the freedom and love she wants. JS/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,097 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] J. Gibbs - Complete
Luna the Ice Princess by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
It has been brought back! My original idea has returned from the grave and its better than ever. I actually have a plot this time! So feel free to read on, rated T for no reason
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Finn, Jake - Complete
Manifest by Rikko'sSong reviews
So i wrote this in the middle of study hall and well i hope you enjoy my little randomness i call a poem. Also...POEMS DON'T NEED TO RHYME. Please enjoy friends!
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Complete
Gotham's Cinderella by InkFairy reviews
When Bruce Wayne's secretary stumbles upon his secret, they strike a deal. By agreeing to play his girlfriend, Valencia Carter helps him battle Gotham's gossips as the Batman continues to battle the criminal underworld. It was just supposed to be a business arrangement, but things are never so simple in this city. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,437 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Minutes to Midnight by lostsword reviews
AU. Zim is a successful Invader, Gaz is a sixteen year old Game addict, Dib is an unknowing...he's just Dib. What happens if Gaz was the first to meet Zim and what would happen if Zim was about to fall victim to politics gone bad? ZaGr DaTr FTW!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Albert Einstien? Says Who? by ShinigamiinPeru reviews
What would happen if the Math Genius visited your house... I don't know either.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012
Oh God Why by Saiyan Werewolf reviews
It's funny how two creatures that have existed since the beginning of time could never get tired of one another. Well, one of them is tolerant at least. The friendship of these two Pastamonsters could be wrecked; and it's all because Slenderman wanted to be alone. *No yaoi.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012
Daddy Discord, and Daughter Screwball by Tipsyrainbow reviews
In this story, it tells Discord's side of the story, along with his young filly daughter Screwball. Watch the show or this won't make any sense. Well what's the fun of making sense anyway? But this shows what happened many years ago, and the present time. And what would happen if he broke out again? Without reforming? Discord has a wife, and Discord married Harmony! Let's read!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Princess Celestia, Discord, Screwball
Her Savior, His Light by Rylee87 reviews
Arianna moved to Gotham, hoping to forget her past. Things were going fine until she starts falling for Bruce Wayne. Try as she might she can't ignore her feelings so she ignores Bruce. What will happen when someone from her past shows up?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
From Romance and Friendship by bellechat reviews
After having his youth restored by The Lorax, The Once-ler learns of some big events that happened to someone he cared deeply for. Can he be reunited with her after all these years? Story which explores The Once-ler's past. Pairing is The Once-lerXOC. After much development there's no Mary Sue's here for what I know. Please be kind and review! Rated T to be safe.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,807 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [The Once-ler, OC] The Lorax
After Bloaty's by a link to the sass reviews
Happens after the episode "Bloaty's Pizza Hog." What if Zim had decided to take revenge on Gaz for ruining his plans? I'm no good at summaries, but there are a few ZAGR moments.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Gotham's own Musical Muse by The-BlAcKShEeP-Daughter reviews
Gotham's got itself another so called 'freak'. She an all time master mind but the one thing Batman and the Joker can't figure out is who's side she's on. Set after the dark knight R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Spectacles by Crying Rivers
Norma loses her glasses after a night in the Once-lers tent. Normaler oneshot
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Let Go by AshleighAishwarya reviews
The Spectral Assassin, known as Lucien Lachance, is horrified to see what his Silencer, Kaira, had become after his death: the Daedric Prince of Madness! -Lucien Lachance (Spectral Assassin) and Female Sheogorath-
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sheogorath, Lucien L. - Complete
Slappy vs Chucky by darkness1818 reviews
Andy Barclay and his foster sister Kyle are getting on with their lives after Chucky terrorized them. Now, one year later a vantriloquist dummy, Slappy, is found outside the orphanage. After Slappy proves to be more of a menace then he ever has been before and begins to slaughter people to make Andy his slave. This however gets someone's way. Chucky. Chucky vs. Slappy. Prize : Andy
Crossover - Goosebumps & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012
Warehouse of Imaginings by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Consider this to be a vault for near drabble-length/one-shots. Various characters, ideas, and genres are involved. Updates will be irregular. Next chapter: It's not fortune telling, it's *SCIENCE*!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 52,254 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Aang, Katara
Nothing Left by mr. eff reviews
SPOILERS. Set after Harley Quinn's Revenge.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - The Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
True Love Never Dies by animejade49 reviews
Lord Kaname Kuran feels lost; empty... the only thing that lightens his life up with joy is his love for music, and the happiness it brings human beings. That is until he meets the mortal, Vivien. True love never dies... this is their story.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,816 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kaname
Drabbles of sorts by deanielove reviews
These are all the stories that I've lost the motivation to continue writing so you get these random things enjoy.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - The Once-ler
Female soldier by Etheny reviews
Just a poem
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
20 Questions by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Exactly what the name suggests. 20 Questions to The Once-ler, at various points in his life, all woven into a story that progresses over the years!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2012 - The Once-ler
Intruder by carsatan reviews
Melanie is home alone when she has an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night. Slenderman.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
Just like The Joker? by Joker-Girl-Kelly reviews
Jaqueline "Jacky" Wayne lives in a small town outside of Gotham and she hates it. Full rather long summary inside. CHAPTER 17 UP!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,711 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Don't Go to Sleep by SupernaturalFanatic19 reviews
Jeff decides it's time to kill that annoying brunette who always hangs around Jess. So when he goes to her house, he finds her bleeding to death. So what is he going to do? Let her live or kill her?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
The Sweet and The Ablaze by IamDragonFury reviews
A look inside the association between Prince Gumball and Flame Prince. A majority of this will be just plain FLAMBALL/HOTSUGAR.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Prince B. Gumball, Flame Prince]
A Blue Rose Against White by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
I'm not used to doing crossovers. This is actually a request from Nami the Writer. What would happen, should Team Rocket have ended up stuck in the Castle That Never Was?
Crossover - Pokémon & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - James/Kojirō, Naminé - Complete
Birthday by Gangyzgirl reviews
Short story giving a bit of background to Brelyna's second husband Traven. In the same setting as the series, but takes place prior of 'To The Void'.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Fire Starter by IamDragonFury reviews
Flame Prince and Water Princess are hanging out in the Mountain Kingdom in the middle of the night, and Flame Prince is showing off his fiery artistic skills to his lady. BURNINGWAVES! Don't like don't read/review!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Flame Prince - Complete
Measures of Acceptability by Tonifranz reviews
Flaky and Flippy are together. But what would Flaky do to keep Flippy hers? The answer? Anything. Even come to terms with Evil Flippy. Flippy/Flaky
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Flippy, Flaky
To The Void by Gangyzgirl reviews
KaNack is almost three hundred years old and is still sending souls to the Void in Sithis' name. He's had to say goodbye to many friends and family over time and it has not been easy. He's become a legend in both his title as the Dragonborn and leader of the Dark Brotherhood. However, nobody lives forever, not even one who possesses a dragon's soul. KaNack/Cicero pairing.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
A Mongoose Came West by Undomitable reviews
Unfortunately ended - planned for a complete rewrite sometime in the distant future. A mongoose journeys to Mud months after Rango saves the town. Both her pasts from her adopted Jenkins Brothers and her life in China come after her. What's more, a certain Rattlesnake Jake has ironically sparked her heart...
Rango - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,484 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - R. Jake
House of Chaos by zorradesombra reviews
Dischord is defeated, but Screwball remains. What to do with the odd filly? And more importantly, are appearances deceiving?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Screwball
In Remembrance by Legitwit reviews
A short little story I put together for remembrance/veterans day. Apart from my main story; salvation and redemption.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Lair Sitting by IamDragonFury reviews
Fionna and Cake look after Marshall Lee's lair while he's gone for the day and try their best to keep the place in one piece, all while at the mercy of his vicious cat, Schwabelle.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Dreams vs Nightmares by IamDragonFury reviews
Sequel to "Fionna's Nightmare" and the third part of my "Nightmare Saga". With Nightmare Queen defeated, her evil, merciless daughter, Tantibus, claims her crown, and vows to succeed where her mother failed. Fionna must summon some godly help and find NQ's estranged son, the Imagniation Prince, to win, all while protecting Marshall Lee from being claimed by the new Nightmare Queen.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,960 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
V for Vendetta, L for London by Canadagirl52 reviews
When Norsefire was gaining power in England, they kidnapped London to keep his father in line. When he escapes, he teams up with V to take them down. Oneshot.
Crossover - V for Vendetta & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
Don't Come Back by ScatterSunshine50 reviews
The Once-ler is on top and Thneed Inc. is flourishing. But when his father suddenly makes an unexpected appearance to the factory, the Once-ler must not only face the person who abandoned him, but also decide if he's ready to forgive and forget.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - The Once-ler
Don't Flatter Yourself by akchote reviews
Mild slash. Timeshipping. Not much to say.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - The Warden - Complete
The Winterhold Five by Gangyzgirl reviews
Everyone knows KaNack as the leader of the Dark Brotherhood. Few know his story as a mage and a loyal supporter of the Empire. With his close friends- Brelyna, Brelas, Onmund and J'Zargo, the Argonian embarks the Civil War to bring the tyranny of Ulfric Stormcloak to an end.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Onmund
Don't call me Cupid by LetoSai reviews
His arrows never miss, they merely take shape in other ways. Let it be said that no one can stop him from doing what he does best. One-Shot.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
They Run In Families by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Brett and Chett are identical twins. They say twins run in famililes. What if The Once-ler had a twin too? The girl his mother always wanted? And what happened to her?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - The Once-ler
Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse by The Blue Moon's Shadow reviews
This is a collection of poems that I have come up with about the wonderful world of Creepypasta and the Slenderman. Request for certain Creepypasta or Slenderverse character, and I shall do my best to write a fabulously freakishly fantastical poem about it! Rated T because, well, it's Creepypasta. It's pretty self-explanatory. owo
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012
Fear Me by 13Zander13 reviews
What happens if you take the Mad Hatter, Slender Man, Jack the Ripper, and Cyclopse (a new villian) and mash them all together? Chaos, drama, and a whole lot of murders.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Tragedy Deferred by Shanghai1875 reviews
Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 255,197 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Joker
Out Of Touch, Out Of Touch, Out Of Time! by I-am-the-Peel reviews
Based on Killbane ending of SRTT. After getting rid of the Syndicate and STAG, and turning Steelport into a city state, the Boss has regained the Saints power, however he is massively depressed. He has lost three of his best friends in the course of six months, all to the same people. But what happens when Kinzie presents to him the opportunity to go back and change everything? R&R
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012
Forever Alone by Heiwako reviews
Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme. Marilena wants nothing more than to have a husband, but all of her suitors keep dying.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Soulbound by Lady Fyria reviews
A new threat has risen. To stop this evil, the Gods send five siblings to the Avatar world, to learn their elements and defeat this enemy. Forbidden to travel with the Avatar, a girl is forced to travel with a boy she hates to complete her mission. Rewritten version has been posted as Insentient!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Zuko, OC - Complete
From One Businessman to Another by Aorta Heartless reviews
Letters between O'Hare and Once-ler.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Aloysius O'Hare, The Once-ler
When Skelletons And Ragdolls Dance by Safety-In-Shadows reviews
Was there ever a prequel to Jacks christmas fiasco? I think there was and this is how it went; When Jack is given the task of directing the Halloween Dance at Halloweentoon High he wants it to be like nothing before, but how will it turn out? read to see
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jack S., Sally
Emotionless by Xxmooses123xX reviews
After living a hard life Marissa joins Prince Zuko and Iroh. Will this be the turn around in her life that she needs? First story. Zuko X OC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,441 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Zuko, OC
The Melancholy of Harley Quinn by Harley Eve reviews
**Arkham City spoilers Alert** After the events of Arkham City, Harley Quinn is left dealing with the consequences. With Poison Ivy at her side, she'll try to take Arkham City back from Penguin and Two-Face in the name of her "Puddin" and his final gift to her.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harley Q., Poison Ivy
The Personfication of Greed by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
'What is the personification of greed' You may ask. Well, once upon a time...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Forget me not by Katieghost reviews
It seemed like a normal day starting out in Halloween Town... And it was, until Jack realized that this morning he was not alone. Jack/Sally.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Oneshots? by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Oneshots from The Lorax. Trying to be realistic... Accepting prompts : Chapter Sixteen: A little family scene... with The Lorax. xSTORY FORMATx Not all chappies will be poems. :D
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012
APH meets OHSHC by british-otaku reviews
Fail title is fail. New collab. story. What if the countries met the Host club? Hilarity and chaos ensue. Disclaimer: I don't own it! My friend Ivy Lilly Malfoy Snape is also posting it!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012
Prove It by Gangyzgirl reviews
This is an AU/Non Canon tale of my Dark Brotherhood series that takes place shortly after Guild Wars. This is what would happen if Brelyna had left and KaNack needed someone else in his life. This is a slash fic involving Cicero and my male Argonian Dragonborn KaNack. If you don't like slash, you don't have to read it. Blame Heiwako for this being written. Lula/Viva is implied too.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Of Course You Know This Means Doom! by Invader Johnny reviews
Formerly *When A Human Loves An Irken* Zim lost everything after the Tallest told him the truth about his mission but years later he'll gain more than he ever expect... ZAGR story... chapter 14 up.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,700 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Zim, Gaz
His Day In Court by Sailor-Sutty reviews
The Joker is in court again, and has a new lawyer, a hardworking girl determined to get the Joker off. However the Joker discovers the girl under the lawyer and is intrigued, will he successfully get inside her mind? Joker, out of character! R&R plz!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Joker
37 things to do in an elevator: Halo Style! by Spartan 31337 reviews
Spartan Black team gets trapped in an elevator. Insanity ensues.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Carter-A259/Noble One
The prince meets the rodeo ponygirl by paulinaghost reviews
You can find love in the most unthinkable of places and times. This is something a certain self centered prince unicorn is about to learn on a journey to become a better gentlemen.Along with a friend to help out of course.Please read.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Applejack
A Wild Mule by CadyD reviews
After Uncle Ubb brings in a treacherous mule that he bought off an auction, the Once-ler takes it upon himself to look after the animal the following morning. Now, we learn of why Melvin is named Melvin.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - The Once-ler
A New Experience by bluewoo22 reviews
How will the heroine in this tale combat the infamous online murderer known as Jeff the killer? With witty banter and quick thinking of course. How can she elude him and save herself being a mere mortal with no special talents or abilities? This story shall hold dark and gory misfortunes and hardships, over all tragedy...eventual hurt/comfort. !THIS IS NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN!
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012
No Room at the Inn by potosw reviews
This is the first year that young Totheark is in school and he has the lead role in a Christmas play in his kindergarten class. He wants Daddy Slenderman to come see the opening performance. Having read my A Slendy Christmas pt 2 would be useful, but it is not needed to understand what is going on.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
One Week of EVIL! by CaptainWolfsbane reviews
Fliqpy decides to play with Flaky for a week... *Sucky Summary is Sucky* Rated T for swear words in future Chapters, and Flaxy (Flakys Evil side, Fan made) is involved, so please enjoy!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
The Warden: Truth or dare, or just ask him stuff! by o0Bluewolf0o reviews
When The Warden is greeted by his drooling fangirls, he's willing to take time out of his day to try to converse with them... Please PM me your question/ name of your character/ and a slight description. Thanks c: Rated T just in case. I will update after three people ask me stuff.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - The Warden
The Mystery of Monster Mayhem by Princess CatK
When monsters valuable items start disappearing they call upon Detective Catherine MacKeena to solve the case. Can she figure out who is stealing the monster's valuables before it's too late?
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
My Complaints to the Chief by Ved17 reviews
Post-Arkham Asylum, sort-of AU. Joker feels insulted! So, he is writes a letter to Warden Sharp about why he is angry. Very short, kinda funny.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - The Joker - Complete
A Wistful Dream to Atrocious Compliance by iheartanime434 reviews
Jeff the Killer lives a simple life. But the same routine has become too mundane for him. Until he met Jordan, of course. Jordan, in her perspective, lives an unbelievably boring life, as well as a depressing one. What will happen when two of the same worlds collide?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2012
The Oncer Ler: From Innocence to Greed by oncieponatime reviews
The story begins with the Once Ler being unsucessful with his Thneed. Then, a girl changes how he sells his thneed, making him suddenly sucessful...He must find that girl... The Once Ler's story throughout his character change...How bad could he possibly be?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Guild Wars by Gangyzgirl reviews
Years have passed, and KaNack is still leading the Dark Brotherhood. With the Black Hand reformed, it appears that there is nothing standing in the way of the family's survival. The Brotherhood was not always the only assassins guild. A faction, back from the dead, seems dead set on doing what they can to remove the Dark Brotherhood and claim their rightful place in Tamriel.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 130,674 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucien L. - Complete
A Reunion of a Father and Daughter by rosegirl220 reviews
Helen has never really knew her father, but, thanks to a school assignment Ted brings home, she decides it's time she knew who he was. Will the person be who she suspected? Or will she be taken by surprise? Rated: K
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - The Once-ler, Mrs. Wiggins
The Defectives by Invader1995 reviews
Four defectives are on the run from the empire and go into hiding on an unknown planet. But they aren't the kind to except defeat or give up. Mayhem runs wild plans are made and old fashion insanity. DaTr & ZaGr. T for language and violence
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Tak, Zim
Return to the Nightosphere? by annabell22 reviews
Marshall Lee's mother is threatening to have Marshall Lee come back to the Nightosphere. Unless he does a couple of things...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Texts by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Ted finally got a phone. What will he and Audrey say to each other in the moments they're not together? Tedrey. :D Dedicated to THEODORE and AUDREY Geisel.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ted Wiggins, Audrey
A Slenderman Christmas by potosw reviews
This story was swimming around my head for a while, so I wrote it. Ellaina is a young college professor who is on Christmas break. She is a game designer who has created a Slenderman game. Slendy is less than thrilled. Leave a review if you'd like. :)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Piece it All Together by Music-Is-Life-88 reviews
Hannah was ready to go back Quantico and forget everything and everyone in Gotham. So why is she on Arkham for a party, with no shoes, helping Batman while still trying to make a good first impression on her boyfriend's 'friends? Riddler/OC Sequel
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, Batman/B. Wayne
Hourglass of Tears by Lawi01 reviews
A mermaid tear can do more than just take and give life. Used correctly, it can turn back the clock. But in order to beat Barbossa and Angelica to this next supernatural prize, Captain Jack Sparrow must face his hardest challenge yet: parenthood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,901 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Secrets Undercover by CrimsonRae reviews
Redone. There had been no fingerprints, no DNA, no hair strands, there was nothing that even gave a hint as to who was doing this. Yet, the woman before him seem to know something he didn't. BruceOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,583 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What I Hoped Would Be Impossible by Oblong features reviews
Jared discovers a potentially deadly secret about the Warden, and his past may be the key to assisting the Warden's future, or lack thereof. No yaoi or anything, just a friendship, and no OCs. Parental guidance suggested for drugs and language.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - The Warden, Jared
Well That Escalated Quickly by I AM ONSLAUGHT reviews
"As a doll i'm infamous! I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history, and I don't wanna give that up. I am Chucky. The killer doll. And I dig it!" Chucky's inside monologue at the end of Seed Of Chucky
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
A Good Reason by MikesAngel97 reviews
Once-lerxReader You close your eyes and cringe as he continues to smear your makeup everywhere. He better have a good reason for this. One-shot. First!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
This Fic Gave Me Cancer by Heiwako reviews
Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme. Ulfric summons the Listener for a very important mission - he wants crab legs for dinner! Join the Listener, Cicero, and Lucien as they embark on the most deadly catch every witnessed in Skyrim! Suspense, action, and romance!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Cicero V., Lucien L. - Complete
Beyond Grim and Evil 3: The Alliance by Deliverer reviews
Plots, battles, and amidst it all mistakes are made that slowly spell defeat for either the Immortal Triad or the Undertakers. Old memories are dragged up and new alliances are made. The Undertakers know that right now the Immortal Triad has the upper hand. They aren't pleased. They will win this time, they're sure of it. Unless secrets and tricks tear them apart.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Nergal, Boogey Man, General Skarr, The Grim Reaper - Complete
We Are Here For A Reason by Alliecat29 reviews
Anna had been friends with Vlad and Henry since fourth grade, she knows his secret and he knows more about her than she knows. Can they be friends even with his constant travels, telepathy and vampire powers,or does she have to be a vampire also? VladxOC
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Vladimir Tod - Complete
Like Gaston! by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
A dare by BadLuckCat! Objective: To make a successful parody of the song Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, but inserting The Once-ler in his place. Oneshot! R & R please!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Batman: Arkham Asylum by xxxPiratePrincessxxx reviews
On a routine trip returning The Joker to Arkham Asylum, the Dark Knight himself must deal with traps set within its inner sanctums, purposely set by the now escaped Joker, along with the rest of his rogues' gallery that are now free within the premises. A written version of the game that I hope lives up to the brilliant original! Summary taken from a Youtube video.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Those Bugs In A Jar by inbetweendimensions reviews
Brynjolf has got... more important things to do.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Brynjolf - Complete
Monster High Kids by TigerStripe is Numbuh 6.13 reviews
Welcome to Monster Elementary, home to the li'l siblings of our favorite ghouls. They may be just kids, but everything's interesting when you've got Freddie Stein and the gang hanging around! Homework, crushes, Foundation Day and more, at Monster Elementary it's never a bore! Updates are made when I feel like it.
Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Knife Boy by themau5madeofwords
Jeff begins his adventure into the world of horror. Rated T just in case (and I'm certainly not writing lemons anytime soon).
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012
Part of the Puzzle by Fenri5
No joke things would be boring in Arkham City for mister Nigma some of the time. Thankfully, now, he won't be bored at all with this new riddle. eventual Harley/Joker
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma
FutureWarden and Penna shorts by IIPLUSLEII reviews
Little scenes I've found myself writing. These are just for fun and my way of easing myself out of writer's block. Look at it as a "Let's see how I can torture Howl today..." sort of thing.
Superjail! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - The Warden
The Next Generation by Flippy Face reviews
Now it's time for the children of the HTF and OCs to have fun. To have their own adventures. Together. Through High School. Accepting OCs. Read the details thoroughly please.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012
A Halloween Riddle by musiclover1325 reviews
Just a simple riddle.
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
The Headless Horseman by Invader Skrabb reviews
Mypoem about the Headless Horseman, the Galloping Hessian, whatever you want to call him. I'm proud of this and I want to know what you think! This phrase may be over used on this site but it still applies here REVIEW PLEASE! Rated K because it may be scary to young children and/or graphic. I don't think so though, but children these days can be very easily frightened. *Shrug*
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012
Eyes Of Evergreen by Ursafish and Robobird reviews
When Kharjo found a helpless maiden wondering a hillside at the dead of night, he thought his life might change for the better. However Rather than an adoring friend thankful for being rescued, Kharjo had landed himself with a strong-minded stubborn individual who just so happened to be ravelled up in a whole manner of trouble concerning everything from daedras to jewellery.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Kharjo
From Your Memory by RavenFollower13 reviews
After an accident, Gaz wakes up in the hospital to find she remembers nothing of the past three months. Not too bad; if it weren't for the fact that there was an obvious secret about those three months that everyone around her wasn't telling her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,352 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Define Harassment by VectorCrocodileFangirl reviews
If she didn't stop touching him and fussing with his clothes and giggling, he was going to lose it.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, Harley Q. - Complete
Philosophy Over a Cookie by shadowsteed
One happy Christmas in Arkham Asylum. Just and idea I had, the story is based on a fanfiction of another author.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Friendship is a Contract? by ShinigamiOkami reviews
Angels? Demons? No, those equine creatures are far too colorful, not to mention none of them have chainsaws or lawnmowers. Maybe one of the locals can explain what has happened; nevermind, although it seems a party is in order. How shall the young earl return back to his mansion? Where in the name of tea and scones is Sebastian? A Kuroshitsuji Black Butler and MLP crossover. Enjoy
Crossover - My Little Pony & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Ciel P.
The Heroine and The Vampire by innactiveAccountt reviews
Marshall Lee x Fionna Story about how their developing freindship just might turn into romance! Much better than the summary, I promise! [No longer writing.]
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Distraction by HyperBeamGO reviews
All Greed-ler wanted was to finish his work. But without Oncie in the room, he can't help but feel distracted.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Love, Thneeds and Other Shady Business Deals by darkqueensigyn reviews
The Once-ler's Thneed business is threatened by an environmental activist named Norma, leading to the ultimate game of cat-and-mouse; each going to more and more ridiculous lengths to defend what they stand for. But as madness ensues, the relationship between corporate billionaire and devoted activist may become more than just a bitter rivalry.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Arkham Asylum Stories by shadowsteed reviews
It was a big night in Arkham Asylum that day, when Joker tried to take over. Each one of the Gotham villains had their own destinies there. These are their stories!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012
A Man's Duty by FallenFromParadise reviews
Once-ler doesn't care if a few trees are dying and he doesn't mind if his promises are failing. He was a man, and he would dutifully shoulder his responsibility before anything else and always keep the bottom line in sight. -Quickie Read, thank you Spirina -
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare by Smiles-That-Are-Big reviews
A Slenderman story that puts you in the action; with a surprise twist you probably won't see coming.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Sliced Cheeks & Restless Nights Jeff the Killer by ToxicCupCakez reviews
Just a little short story I wrote in my free time, nothing else! ;3 Hope you enjoy! Constructive criticism is encouraged as well. IF you don't know who jeff the killer really is, go to creepypasta./net or search up creepypasta on the search engine you use. Then, search up Jeff the Killer in creepypasta, and read a few stories about him. When i heard about him... Jesus..
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Allow Me to Say by FallenFromParadise reviews
Please have a seat, this shouldn't take to long; I'd just like to impress upon you the lies being told about me just aren't true! No, don't listen to that woman, she never has anything nice to say and hasn't a clue about the real me; won't you at least hear me out?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Three Little Kittens and a Beanpole by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
After a swirling portal in the sky opens up; Margo, Agnes, and Edith are suddenly and quite literally dropped into the Once-ler and Lorax's world, having never met Gru at all. But couldn't the Once-ler be a sufficient substitute?
Crossover - Despicable Me & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Margo, The Once-ler
Pretty Girl by Ice Cream Queen Zshi
After finding out her long lost dad lives in Happy Tree Town, Mimi goes against her mother, Flaky, and searches for him while entering a music competition. She quickly learns that Happy Tree Town is NOT happy. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Flaky, Flippy
Mythical Dreams by Annabelle4.0 reviews
A poem about many myths and stories originally an assignment.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Shadows over Gotham by shadowsteed reviews
A new doctor Katherine Jones comes to work to Arkham Asylum with her good friend Harleen Quinzel. But what will happen, if she, in her attempt to befriend the patients, falls in love with one of them?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane - Complete
Better The Devil You Know by Hoshigumo reviews
After a 200 year hiatus, Sanguine returns to Mundus, bent on creating mischief for the descendant of a dear friend from the past. Saving mankind wasn't originally part of his travel plans, but its like they always say: when life gives you lemons, you throw an orgy. Fem!DB x Sam/Sanguine. Rated T at present; will go up later for violence/adult situations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne
Benefits of Blind Dating by stripesthetiger11 reviews
Russell is tired of being alone, so he tries blind dating. But who will it be, and will it end in a disaster? OCxRussell. Don't like, don't read!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Russel - Complete
Holi, Daughter of the Tallest by max'sgirl13 reviews
Longing for a family, Red decides to have a daughter, a daughter who will one day disclose her father's hate for Zim to Zim, leading to a change in targets, allies, and enemies as she schemes to discover the source of half her DNA. I dont own Invader Zim
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Dib, Red
Big Mac reads something purple by Shagbark reviews
Twilight asks Big MacIntosh to read to the Cutie Mark Crusaders while she runs an errand. He's not much of a reader, but he just can't say nope to Twilight.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Big Macintosh, Twilight Sparkle
Thicker than water by HeavyMetalRose reviews
Eve's the new girl in skool and there's something weird about her, it's probably the fact she's a half-vampire. Zim finds out her secret and threatens to expose her unless she becomes his maid. Eve's ex fiancee Jacob comes to finish what he's started by turning her into a full blooded vampire. What's this, Zim's jealous? Odd love triangle, rated T cause i'm bad...R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,740 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Zim
Alone together by HyperBeamGO reviews
Greedler doesn't need anyone. As long as Oncie stays with him, he could care less.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Saints Row Threedom by I-am-the-Peel reviews
The Saints's new rise to power and glory has been cut short by the Syndicate, who are trying to steal the international gang's crown. Journey with the Saints as they rescue one of their closest friends, meet new crewmembers who will help them fight for what they have lost...And watch their leader and Johnny Gat beat Loren to a bloody pulp...AU, my version of Saints Row The Third.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
Tease by ClaineDeLine reviews
'He was charming… …witty. …And she could not stand him. Yet somehow, one way or another, he had pinned her to the wall in a sensual manner, her back pressed against the cold metal. She certainly had not planned for this…' WardenxMistress. OneShot. Rated for mild content.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
My Own Path by Gangyzgirl reviews
Before he led the Dark Brotherhood, KaNack was a young mage, running away from his responsibilities as the Dragonborn. There is a darkness that resides in the Argonian that he is terrified to come to terms with. Running from the path of the Dovahkiin, KaNack will make choices that lead him from Winterhold College, to the Dark Brotherhood in an attempt to find out where he belongs.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 155,180 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucien L. - Complete
Rootless by kingsandthieves reviews
The search for a beloved missing family member brings Kara to Skyrim, leading her straight to Riften and, to nobody's surprise, the Thieves Guild. Some habits you just can't shake.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,429 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
The Revenge of Chucky by CriticalReject reviews
Chucky's back! But this time, we're gonna show his past. Unanswered questions will finally be answered. You'll finally get to know the REAL Charles Lee Ray and his motivations and feelings. This is the REAL Chucky. This is the side of him you've never known. This is the next chapter. This is the revenge of Chucky...
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
New Neighbors by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Welcome to my world. Where lies and betrayal are apparently normal. Because now it's all I'll ever know. Want to hear my story? Listen in. But don't say I never warned you it wouldn't be pretty. When the new neighbors moved into Jeremy Lin's house, I thought we'd get boring old normal people. But he was ANYTHING but normal. Guess that's why I fell in love with him so easily.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - The Once-ler
Wind Beneath My Wings by Oncie's Sweetheart reviews
Just as Maximum Ride realizes something terrible, the whitecoats take on a experiment of extreme dimensions: travelling across universes. Guess who gets picked to be the guinea pig? Yep, you got it Max. Will Max be able to survive this world's new obstacles? And will Max ever find the one?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Max, The Once-ler
Mana Khemia Oneshots by xXxAnGeLFLoNnExXx reviews
A collection of the first chapters for my different plots of the Mana Khemia series. Stories can be adopted. Considered as MK1xMK2 drabbles.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
THE ONE WITH THE BROKEN SMILE by NOOBINATOR-64
part three of the samantha chronicles. *WARNING* SOME OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTER.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012
Destroy your sister life by Cyber-chan reviews
AU School\Modern, watch as Zuko does everything in his power to make his sister life an hell, will he ever regret his actions? will everybody ever forgive him when they find out?.Azula centric.Pairings and Update list Inside.I Don't own ATLA.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 48,381 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Azula, Zuko
How I say I Love You by stripesthetiger11 reviews
It's Splendid's birthday and he isn't looking forward to much, but Stripes has a much different plan... Borrowing two OCs. Don't like, don't read.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Splendid - Complete
Oh Marceline! Why'd You Have To Turn Thirteen? by MewLuna reviews
Marceline is no longer an immortal seventeen year old vampire. Her body has turned thirteen, and it's up to Finn and Jake to help her figure out the mystery of what happened to her. Can she go back to normal? The clock is ticking and time is running out.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
That's All It Takes by Penonymous reviews
"You see, I never get caught!" That statement has always been true for the infamous Johnny C. Until now, that is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Matchmaker Flame Princess by IamDragonFury reviews
Tired of constantly risking the safety of him and the world, Flame Princess breaks things off with Finn, but in return she vows to find him a new girl, a better girl that he can hug and kiss without getting burned or threatening the world.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Flame Princess - Complete
Zero vs Kira by CrossoverManiac reviews
The world of Code Geass will never be the same with the coming of Kira. Can Zero, Lelouch vi Britannia, put a stop to Light Yagami's reign of terror or will he find his name in the Death Note?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,214 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Little Blue Riding Hood by Timey-Wimey-Consultant reviews
Once-ler has been wondering for awhile why Greed-ler has such sharp teeth, claws, and bright green eyes. T for Greed-ler's potty mouth 11/15: I have decided to continue with the story!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - The Once-ler
Rare Day by Timey-Wimey-Consultant reviews
Once-ler and Greed-ler have a rare morning together. T for Greed-lers potty mouth
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
An Unfortunate Encounter With Johnny C by Hawkbelly reviews
Sometimes, unexplained things happen, and those things can be dangerous - life-threatening, even. Usually there's a way out, but I can't see one this time. I'm always trying to look at the positive side of life if I can, mainly so I don't end up completely insane, but when I end up near-literally facing death in the face, how can I possibly find a bright side when none exists!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Johnny C.
Poison Ivy by M.J. Ethreal reviews
Ivy Netherland is no normal girl, but neither is her kinsley, Vladimir Todd. She turns his world upside down and lights it ablaze like her flaming hair. He is her Hestia, and he is her only lifeline. He brings her cold lips to life and she melts his heart that was frozen in Russian snow. VladXOC on HIATUS! Rewriting in progress!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,118 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Vladimir Tod
Age of Oppression by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Siri the Unbroken, as Ulfric had named her, had been by the Jarl's side since they were kids. She was his best warrior, his shield, and his friend. If only he knew how much he meant to her. As blood pooled around them, maybe he would.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Ronthil - Complete
The Serial Sisters by The Psychotic Serial Killer reviews
Four killers. Four sisters. Two men who have to look after them and make sure their task doesn't get themselves killed. Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Charles Lee Ray/Chucky , Michael Myers. Also featuring Freddy Krueger and Hannibal Lector.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Michael M.
Trials and Tribulations by SuperWhoSpazz reviews
Several glimpses into Once-ler's life from him as a baby up until the point after the seed was planted. Slight Normaler. One-shot
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Never by kuefox reviews
Now, Oncie has seen a lot of things in his 24-years of life. Humming fish out of water, barb-a-loots singing along to his tunes, hell, they even tried to send him off a waterfall. But what he hasn't seen, and has never hoped to see, is a green Thneed. What has the world come to?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Fate: The Last Tears Shed by UnicornxNinja reviews
I hate the world. It's full of these disgusting humans that do nothing but feed off one another's misery. It sickens me. You sicken me. I hate the life I have and the body I'm in. I just want someone to save my life. -Final chapter in the Fate trilogy.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010
Hero Contradiction by CaBu12 reviews
He was once the world's number one villain and she was once the world's worst superhero and both swore their revenge against one another. But now that he needs a tutor for his girls, she comes in to help. OCs, GruXOC.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - [Gru, OC] Margo
House of Mirrors by Snowfire11 reviews
Jonathan Crane fell into the darkness of insanity,and he watched as his world collapsed around him. Is Jonathan Crane no more? Perhaps, or maybe not. JC/OC- First Batfic
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - J. Crane
All saints go to heaven by Creatoriginsane reviews
"F*** you!" . "You already did." / FemBoss. Miller. Three years later, in a bar.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
The Work of Legends by Echo321 reviews
What if the legend of Slender Man wasn't entirely a legend? Follow Ria on the night of her encounter. It is really quite short, but full of deep, thought challenging aspects. History becomes legend, legends become myths. But maybe this myth isn't one at all. They say that some truth reverberates in the backbone of legends. And they also say, love conquers all.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2012
Green And Red by Dark Aura Rose reviews
Random one-shots over the relationship of Flippy and Flaky. Rated T for languge
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Church's Feminine Side Part 1 by The10thHatter reviews
Lexi Church has a lot to deal with, including a horny solider, an obsessed fan-boy, a tougher than nails freelancer & a base full of reds. Join Church and the rest of the gang in part 1 of series. FemChurch first one too. Church/Caboose Church/Tucker & some Church/Reds. Rated T for swearing. Church is human... At first. FemChurch as AI on cover
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - L. Church/Alpha
Gloves by Franki09 reviews
Norma finally goes straight to the Once-ler about how much she detests his long, green gloves. Norma-ler one-shot, angsty.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete