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Author has written 6 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Generator Rex.

Hola! I really can't be bothered to do this right now, so your just going to have to make up your own information about me, and imagine it here. Sound good?


20 fun things to do @ WalMart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".

15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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one small kiss by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
a little Valduggery, dedicated to NerdySkeleton and LythiaHarpen. 1st Valduggery : please read and review, a short and sweet story, thanks! xx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
NightStalkers by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Skulduggery thought that leaving Valkyrie was a good idea, Well lets see how he reacts when he finally returns to...well this.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009
Spreading Her Wings by Skulhead Clan reviews
Valkyrie Cain was returning Home after rescuing her best friend and mentor Skulduggery Pleasant when she was unexpectedly kiddnapped by a known Texan 'Hitman Deluxe'. But Why? Read more to find out. A Maximum Ride x Skulduggery Pleasant Fan fiction.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,655 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Guilty Pleasure by letthesongtakeflight reviews
"Valkyrie Cain, you're my guilty pleasure." "Skulduggery Pleasant, you're my guilty pleasure, too." A collection of Valduggery oneshots. May canon-ball. Don't like, don't read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
Maternal by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
An Evo attack leads to Rex and Holiday getting lost in the rainforest with only each other to rely on. Meanwhile, Six leads the rescue team to find them both, hopefully before another Evo gets to them first. Suggested Holix. Oneshot.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dr. Holiday, Rex S. - Complete
Compensating Vigilance by ShadowBYeBYe reviews
My entry for SEMPAIKO's Fanfiction Contest on Providence Proboards. Rex is pulling a late night- leaving Six and Holiday waiting for him to come home.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Agent Six, Dr. Holiday
Solo by Lina Trinch reviews
Six is leaving for a late night mission... and might not come back. Holix. Oneshot.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Agent Six, Dr. Holiday - Complete
DRABBLES 'N' ERRRRRRRRRRR STUFF! x by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
lots of fight scenes will appear hopefully , maybe some romance, some friendship etc OH..... and lots of randomness! sorry if anyone has done anything like the contained storys/ chapters before. Plz review and give me sum ideas on what to do! ENJOY! x
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009
Broken Clocks by crimewaves reviews
"Skulduggery, I'm real." Skulduggery's stranded with the Faceless Ones, and he doesn't believe he's going to be rescued. one shot .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Hour Before Dawn by crimewaves reviews
A space of empty time just before the day after Skulduggery was ripped into the Faceless Ones dimension. Valkyrie's reaction. Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
If I Should Die by PhantomAntiquities reviews
What happened to Skulduggery before he met Valkyrie? This is the story of the home life of Skulduggery during the war and of how his life was torn apart.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Skulduggery P.
Sanguinary Island by HarmonyB reviews
It is agreed Billy-Ray Sanguine will be the one to track Valkyrie down and kill her. But when he takes her to an island, he plans to deal with her HIS way, where she can't escape. Skulduggery is desperate to get his Valkyrie back before it is too late.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Cute Little Incidents by Crystal Rosen reviews
A bunch of drabbles I made up. Mainly Valduggery. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Paranormal: The beginning by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery are beginning a new case. But this case will take them far beyond the living...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
A Heart to Give by NerdySkeleton reviews
People say to follow your heart. But what happens when you don't even have your own heart? With unexpected villains and deathly schemes, the tables are turned on the Skulduggery Pleasant gang. Rated T for gore and violence. Now Complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Mackinac Island Mayhem by Crystal Rosen reviews
When Skulduggery and Valkyrie are called to Mackinac Island for a "ghost" problem, their quick little trip turns out to be more than what they bargained for.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
Another way to look at himValduggery! by Madlenkazz reviews
This is my first fan-fiction. It's going to be a Valduggery, just so you know. This is my first, so any feedback you have would be appreciated! Love ya'll skulduggery fans!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
The Medallion by S. R. Singh reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are called to the English Sanctuary to help solve a case about the missing Medallion of Merlin. An incredibly powerful object that will change the lives of the Evil-Fighting Duo forever. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Feelings and Thoughts by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain. Sigh. Everyone knew it would happen, except themselves... Short oneshots on everyone's feelings and thoughts and actions on the situation. This is going to be...amusing...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
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The Fifth Evo reviews
My first Generator Rex fanfic, and i need a new name for this, any sugetions would be nice. Rex apprehends the pack from collecting what they were looking for, but theres something different about her.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
She's always a woman reviews
Songfic. "I will always love you"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Afraid of water reviews
Random story peice, will accept other name possibilitys, cos this one 'aint so good. Refers to an OC in one of my previous stories called 'A Pleasant Charade' you might need to read it to understand some of this. "you can't fight water"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
Taken reviews
Valkyrie is kidnapped and Skulduggery has to save her, rated T for maybe some of the later chapters but havent quite decided yet, i promise the story is better then the summary...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010
It was a Pleasant Charade reviews
I was thinking it would be nice if skulduggery could have a crush on someone and I came up with this idea. Its not a Valduggery but I thought it might be cute...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Come Back Home reviews
Its my first try at a one of these, its a song fic about if valkyrie left.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete