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Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Swan by octopii reviews
Ituko sighed as she straightened from the doorframe, crossing her arms under her full breasts, "Beauty is a woman's natural weapon. Which yours," She flicked a hand at Sae, "is now littered all over the floor. Shame I walked in at all." Sequel / MadaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,923 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Madara U.
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Renfield Wasn't Crazy by Ergott reviews
University student Seras Victoria is given the daunting task of writing a critical essay on Dracula. She quickly runs into trouble, but soon receives some help from an interesting passerby. Chapter four is a revised version of one through three.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Seras, Alucard
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Bad Medicine by ckret2 reviews
Penicillin's birth was the reason Pestilence got out of the Horseman business. And Pollution's death was the reason he got back in. Pestilence's history, from the 19th century to the aborted Armageddon, and beyond. Oneshot. Hints of PestilencePollution.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Pestilence, Pollution - Complete
Sparrow by octopii reviews
...Who exactly are you?" Saezuri asked after a substantial silence, glancing up the foot or so to look at his face. "Someone many people would love to kill, had they the opportunity." Madara left it at that, his expression sharp as a hawk's. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,292 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Still Life of an Annihilation by ckret2 reviews
Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Shades of Grey by Weiila reviews
Trapped in a cave together with a friend and two 'enemies', a human paladin finds himself questioning his morals and world view when they all bear witness to how much a troll is prepared to sacrifice to save all four of them.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Carrier by Luc Court reviews
[Warcraft III] Spoilers for Arthas, undead and human campaigns. Set during the latter stages of the undead campaign. Possession of Frostmourne is a twoway street, as Arthas comes to discover.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete