Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Twilight, Naruto, and Mortal Instruments.
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If you could read that put it in your profile
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi
If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( Your vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_)
If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile. (What do you think I'm pretty much doing now?!)
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
Funny Stuff :
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
12 Most Fave Naruto Characters in Any Order and Answer the Questions!:
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. KibaSasu would be a very abusive sexual relationship.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
He would cry if anyone touched his long beautiful hair
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Anagram RMX, The-Jade-Bird, Serenity Uchiha, Moonlit Raindrops, DreamerxReality,Masen Sapphire
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you hate NejiHina, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, DreamerxReality, Masen Sapphire
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
Naruto Name Meanings: Not sure if true or not
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No shit, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)
Neji- Screw (So when I'm saying 'Neji You' I'm really saying 'Screw You'!)
Tenten- Ten and another ten (Wow, you just figured that out now?)
Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left!