Author has written 5 stories for Cats, A-Team, Death Note, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and StarTrek: The Original Series.
Hi, I'm Mockingeagle! Where oh where to begin? Well I'm an age and my name isn't Mockingeagle and well y'know I can't tell you anything sorry. I'm not biased against or for any particular genre of story, movie, or music. With me if I like it I like it anything else doesn't really matter to me. Let me put it to ya this way, I like anime but that doesn't mean I'm against American cartoons. I like action movies but that doesn't mean I'm against romantic comedy movies. I like Three Days Grace but that doesn't mean I'm against... whatever I can't think of anything. I'm a perfectionist that on a regular basis cannot remember simple words like recess (seriously I was talking to my mom and I said "Y'know that thing you do after lunch where you play"). I'm extremely lazy and have been known to go through bouts of insomnia. My mind works in ordered chaos so let me just tell you the shows, movies, and books I like as they come to me. I like Naruto, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Gankutsuou:The Count of Monte Cristo, and that's it for anime. Movies? I like any movie that interests me, nothing specific really. Musicals- Cats, The King and I, and while I'm not sure if it counts or not Repo! The Genetic Opera (or is that more of an opera). TV shows that I'd ever write for, Beauty and the Beast, The A-Team, The Addams Family, Star Trek TNG and Voyager, and Cleopatra 2525. Cartoons-Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, and Batman in almost every form but Brave and the Bold (too campy). Books I don't write for too much fanfiction on cause to me it feels weird but I really like The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod and may do something on that.
10/17/12/: I am now a beta :D So, if anyone is interested, I'm currently taking beta requests. Warning, I move slow. Very Slow. Probably not a good idea if you want it right away...which reminds me...
Pairings and just relationships in general, such as friendship, play a part that may or may not be significant in my stories. Though I have no problem with people liking other pairings, differing opinions isn't worth fighting over to me.
Naruto- NaruHina, SasuSaku (it's a pipe dream but meh), NejiTen (why Kishimoto, why!?), ShikaTema (OTP), InoCho
Cowboy Bebop- SpikexFaye
Sailor Moon- I prefer to have Michelle and Amara cousins just cause that's what I grew up with, so if I do any fanfiction for Sailor Moon, blame the English Dub and the fact that I had no clue about how cousins are supposed to interact at that young of an age and thought "Okay, so that's how cousins interact, what nice cousins".
Beauty and the Beast- Vincent and Catherine forever!
Cleopatra 2525- Hmm, I'm leaning towards unrequited CreeganxVoice (unrequited on Creegan's part), also a part of my mind is obsessed with Creegan's obsession with Hel who is partially obsessed with Creegan because her other obsession his taking back the surface from the Bailies. Also I'm thinking of crossing this over with Batman:TAS just cause I want to write Joker and Harley's reaction to Creegan (he looks like a combonation of them). Not than anyone watches this show except me.
Batman- BatmanxCatwoman, JokerxHarley
Tugger and Quaxo/Mistoffelees- friendship
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer- brother and sister and moreover Skimbleshank's and Jennyanydots' kittens
Coricopat and Tantomile- okay first off I know there's some debate here and there as to whether or not they're psychic, well in my stories they are and in my stories they are twins
Grizabella- Demeter's mother
Deuteronomy- father to Munkstrap, Macavity, and the Rum Tum Tugger
Macavity- father of Quaxo/Mistoffelees and Victoria
Cassandra, Exotica, Admetus, and The Rumpus Cat- brothers and sisters (Rumpus needs a family as far as I'm concerned)
Bustopher Jones- I think he's probably brother to one of Old Deuteronomy's wives thus Deuteronomy's brother-in-law (also I use this as explnantion for Quaxo's tail I think both he and Bustopher got it from Bustopher's father/Quaxo's great- grandfather)
Yes, I have thought on this way too much for my own good.
Repo! The Genetic Opera- GraverobberxShilo NathanxMarni
Stuff I've copied and pasted from SummerRose12's profile.
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You Say Pink
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Stuff I've copied from Double-O-Phoenix's profile
And remember only two defining forces have ever
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
If you agree... Keep it going
Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
20 ways to keep a healthy level of insanity
1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds."
7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy."
8 Stop using punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme."
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood."
16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."
17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you.
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness.
Write Down Ten Random Characters
1. Batman (Batman: The Animated Series)
2. Naruto (Naruto and Naruto Shippuden)
3. Graverobber (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
4. Capt. HM Murdock (The A-Team)
5. The Rum Tum Tugger (Cats)
6. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
7. Serena/Usagi (Sailor Moon)
8. Eric Draven (The Crow: Stairway to Heaven)
9. Lucien LaCroix (Forever Knight)
10. Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Murdock invites Graverobber and Eric Draven aka The Crow to dinner.
Murdock- What up with white faces fellas. Are you mimes? I wanted to be a mime once but they said I talked too much. Can you believe that?
Eric- I don't eat. I'm dead, but thanks anyway.
Graverobber- I really don't have time to eat when I need to be robbing GRAAAAAVVVEEES!!!!
Murdock- Are you from the psych ward too?
- Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Wait. Naruto and Sailor Moon are making out when Data walks in. He wouldn't react at all, he's an android. He might proceed to study their behavior with their permission, however.
- Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Graverobber falls in love with Scully (that might work if there was no Mulder or Shilo) and Eric is jealous. I think he'd get over pretty fast in his quest to return to the afterlife to be with his one true love, Shelly.
- Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Murdock jumps me in an alleyway (he'll be in trouble with BA later that's for sure) who rescues me Naruto, Data or Sailor Moon.
Data is too busy trying to formulate a propper strategy for extracting a legally insane green beret from my person.
Sailor Moon is too slow transforming and giving her usual speech.
Naruto would save me in typical Naruto fashion with a bunch of clones and rasengan :)
- One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Batman decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later he's calling Alfred to finish up because he just saw the Batsignal in the sky and has to go save Gotham City once again.
- Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Graverobber has to marry either Eric, Murdock, or LaCroix. Who does he choose?
While I'm decently sure Graverobber is straight, I imagine if he had no choice about the marriage and had to choose one of the three it'd be Eric. Murdock wouldn't approve of his drug dealing, LaCroix is scarrier than him and he probably wouldn't stand for that so that leaves Eric but he'd probably leave him standing at the alter because he's obsessed with getting back to his fiancee, Shelly.
- Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sailor Moon kidnaps Naruto and demands something from the Rum Tum Tugger for his release. What is it?
His mane. It would be the ultimate sacrufice. Alas, The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't know Naruto so he doesn't care and besides he's got a date with a hot queen. The good news is Naruto transformed into Sailor Moon while she was out battling evil with the other Sailor Scouts and just walked out of the house and back to the Leaf Village.
- Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
No. Not even Gravrobber can contend with a Gotham City vigilante, a ninja, an insane green beret, a singing dancing cat, an FBI agent, a Sailor Scout, an undead martial artist, a nearly 2000 year old evil vampire, and a superintelligent and superstrong android.
- Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Everyone is invited to Naruto and Sailor Moon's wedding except for Eric. How does he react? He doesn't care, it would remind him too much of the wedding he isn't having with Shelly because they're both dead.
- Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Why is Scully afraid of Sailor Moon? Because Mulder may want to investigate Sailor Moon and the other scouts becaus they're technically aliens from other planets and she thinks it's a waste of time.
- Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
LaCroix arrives too late for Naruto and Sailor Moon's wedding. What happens and why was he late? Well, he couldn't come because it was a mid-afternoon wedding and he didn't feel like burning to death in the sun for two people he couldn't care less about. But when he heard that there was a nighttime reception after he figured "why not, I don't feel like doing my radio show tonight".
- Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
LaCroix murders Naruto's best friend. What does he do to get back? He goes Nine Tailed Fox on LaCroix. Not even an ancient vampire like LaCroix could survive a gigantic fox demon stompping on him over and over again.
- Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Scully and Batman are in mortal danger. Does Scully save Batman or herself? She saves herself, Batman doesn't need saving.
- Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Eric aka The Crow and Graverobber go camping but they forget food. What do they do?
Well, Eric's undead so he doesn't need or want to eat and Gravrobber would probably happily hunt down some meat for himself. You could easily picture him gleefully skinning some cute woodland creature and cooking it over a fire to be eaten.
- By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
It didn't work out. Naruto found that Sailor Moon was too much like him personality wise for him to tolerate and Sailor Moon remembered that she's in love with Tuxedo Mask and so they both agreed that a divorce was the best way to go.
There are two kinds of people who hear voices. Schizophrenics, and writers. Sometimes the line between them can be very thin.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.
Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, crap, she's up!"
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
From me, Mockingeagle
Shut up and eat your dinner.
Why be normal?
I don't live in a box. I smashed the box to pieces and then rebuilt it into something much more interesting.
I'm the good girl that hangs out with the bad girls and still stays good.
Ordinary people never accomplish anything extraordinary.
Ghostbusting is not an actual profession and that makes me mad.
You know it's bad when you've started to relate Star Wars characters to your family (ex. Mom is Padme, I'm Luke, our cat is Leia, Grandma is Emperor Palpatine and so on and so forth)
You know you come from a geek family when...your Mom reads more manga and comic books then you do, your Dad threatens to steal your Batman shirts, and your Grandma watches Star Trek without being asked to change it to the channel that has it on.
If I have half my Mom's genes and half my Dad's then does that mean I'm a partial clone of my Mom and a partial clone of my Dad. If that is indeed the case then it's no wonder I get so conflicted sometimes.
Mom- I don't want a funeral, I want a FUNeral with a bouncy house and everything.
Me- Okay, but no clowns. (I'm not kidding about this conversation)
After my parents are both dead I'm going to keep their ashes in two urns labeled with their names and whenever anyone comes over I'm going to happily introduce them to my Mom and Dad.
Mom- They offend me, get off my planet!
Me- Mom, that's not nice and it isn't YOUR planet. (once again, not at all kidding about this conversation)
God wants you to take a shower.
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