Author has written 4 stories for Kaleido Star, Spirited Away, and Shugo Chara!.
Hi I'm Psycho Dreamer, I'm 17 years old and just finished my first fanfiction. i like to read and write, hence the fanfiction. hope you enjoy my stories.
I like to read, write, watch anime, read manga, make amvs, i'm obsessed with Sebastian Michaelis and Dr. Stein. Some people call me strange but i'm still me and if they don't like it that's their problem. thanks for reading and i hope to get more reviews!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
-Trying is the first step toward failure.
-Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I ran with scissors, and lived!
-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.
-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
-I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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