Psycho Dreamer
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Joined 09-30-10, id: 2559917, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 4 stories for Kaleido Star, Spirited Away, and Shugo Chara!.

Hi I'm Psycho Dreamer, I'm 17 years old and just finished my first fanfiction. i like to read and write, hence the fanfiction. hope you enjoy my stories.

I like to read, write, watch anime, read manga, make amvs, i'm obsessed with Sebastian Michaelis and Dr. Stein. Some people call me strange but i'm still me and if they don't like it that's their problem. thanks for reading and i hope to get more reviews!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure.

-Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Unexpected reviews
Sora has now been performing on the Kaleido Stage for 5 years but after a night of celebration, some "Unexpected" circumstances arise.
Kaleido Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,795 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Leon O., Sora N. - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
A few years after the Embryo incedents, Amu is invited to an Easter Christmas pary
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Return of the River Spirit reviews
Many years later Chihiro returns to her hometown and finds herself drawn to a certain river. Dreams of a mysterious young man plague her mind
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Stay by Me reviews
It is a almost 2 years after the performance of the Angels Manuever and the cast is reopening Swan Lake, but what happens when something goes wrong leaving the star unable to perform? crap summary please review
Kaleido Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,660 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Leon O., Sora N. - Complete