Author has written 7 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, H2O: Just Add Water, NCIS, Kane Chronicles, and 39 Clues.
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Name: Becky, sometimes Bexy. It all depends on what you want to call me.
Age: Junior in high school.
Address: United States.
I love traveling. My plan is to travel the entire world when I'm older.
MY favorite books: Well, it's kind of hard to list all of them but i'm going to try. The Fault in Our Stars, Looking For Alaska, Paper Towns, Harry Potter, Legacy trilogy, Revenants series, Inheritance cycle, Agatha Christie books, Gallagher Girls, Kingdom Keepers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Lux series, Maximum ride, Witch and Wizard, Daniel X, The Selection, Sweet Evil, Daughter of Smoke and Bone, the Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks, 39 clues, Graceling series, and there are so many others but i just can't think of them right now.
MUSIC: Arctic Monkeys, the View, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Hives, The Kooks, The Rifles, Marina and the Diamonds, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, Florence and the Machine, Bo Burnham, Alex Day, Chameleon Circuit, Hank Green
TV shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Torchwood, Top Gear, and more but my brain decided to shut down.
Movies- James Bond films, Phantom of the Opera, all the classic Disney animated films, Pirates of the Carribean.
-(during theology class) "Is it an atheist church?" "There is no such thing as an atheist church!"
-(On the swim team bus)
Claire: You can't hate peanut butter pile-ups! That's Sacrilege!
Me: Says the atheist...
Claire: good point.
-(During Theology Class discussion. Topic: Two-faced friends- what to do with them)
Girl: Well, being two faced in a genetic disorder.
Uhh I don't think that's what it meant
-(At my friends house near train tracks)
Train horn sounds
Crystal: Is that Angels?
-(At my house near the stuffed fish)
Sarai: If i touch it will it come alive? You Know, it's happened before.
Crystal: Is that a cat?
ME: It's either a cat or a very fat squirrel.
-(During lunch hour)
Abby: O look! She left a halls! I'm gonna eat it. Wait, If i eat it, will i die?
-(At school, outside)
Crystal- OOH! That tree has writing on it! Wait. What does T-R-E-E spell?
Briana- Uh, Tree?
-(During French Class when we are talking about Winnie the Pooh)
Michaila- Whats the mom kangaroo's name?
Christin - Kanga, and then the baby is Roo.
Gretta- I only just got it. Kanga-Roo.
Everyone- Ohhh. i get it now!
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.(YEP!!!! I actually had one before i read the books.)
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Aren't diagnosed, but can't sit still EVER!)
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.
"So this is what becomes of a Time Lord at the end of his days, he thought. All that power, all that genius, frittered away into dust and darkness." Doctor Who: Shada
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Pile of Books to read before end of break.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Die Another Day
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
5. What time is it:
9:58 (i am amazing)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
IPhone playing songs.
7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
hour and a half ago, getting home from dinner at outback.
8. Before you started this what did you look at?
My story notebooks.
9. What are you wearing?
what i call my 5 am pajama pants, bowties are cool shirt, swim team sweatshirt.
10. Did you dream last night?
No, but last week i had one where i was driving to my friends house and had to call my mom when i was driving but she couldn't know i was driving then i got to my friends house and her sister was being all rude and we sat down to have a formal dinner and i was wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt and her family was in all fancy clothes then i had to rush home because i had a curfew. Oh and the whole time I wasn't driving my car, i was driving my friend you i was going to see's car.
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures from Paris and Rome, signed posters from my musicals, other pictures.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
it depends what you count as weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you've saw?
Die Another Day
16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?
Books, books, books, and a boat
17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?
Amelia, Gemma, or Sophia
18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
he two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(The bold are things i'ver done, the normal are things i have not [yet...])
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
Bold the ones that fit you
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
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IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
You know you're obsessed with Doctor Who when...
Doctor Who occupies your mind constantly no matter what you're doing.
You knock on a door 4 times, just to let your brother know that dinner is ready.
When you're walking in the street with headphones on and you spot that your shadow resembles the figure of a Cyberman.
You purchase the specials box set and think it's the most wonderful thing in the world but you'll probably scarcely watch it.
When you're walking in the street and you suddenly "eeeek" when you notice that you're casting 2 shadows.
You've been working for the past 3 years on and off on
accent for 9 and 10.
You attempt to copy all your favourite quotes from the series in all the right accents.
When you go to work in an old empty semi-used building with only a batch of mailers to work with - and you start checking for.
You look in the Sky and check for the followingToclafanePlanets in the SkyThat the Stars aren't going outThe off chance The TARDIS is flying in the air
You have Doctor Who music constantly on your mp3 player.
You have Doctor Who music constantly on your computer.
You tap your fingers to the Masters Rythm of the "Sound of Drums".
You have Doctor Who music constantly running in your head.
You shout, "Allons-y!" before getting out of bed in the morning.
You scream, "Geronimo!" before jumping into the bath.
When you scowl at anyone who says that Christopher Ecceleson is the first doctor. Even if it is a slip of the tongue.
-You look at a red telephone box and are instantly reminded of the TARDIS
-You don't dare blink at nor look away from a statue
-You look at the 'Delete' key on you keyboard and the Cybermen immediately spring to mind
-You start to use the words 'Fantastic', 'Brilliant' and even 'Allonsy' more often than you ever did
-You beleive that anybody to dares to speak ill of Doctor Who must be exterminated
-You scald anyone who adresses the Doctor as 'Dr.Who' and tear them limb from limb if they think that the Daleks are robots
When you get up, look in the bathroom mirror and sigh: "Still not ginger
When you randomly call out "Barrowman" and shake your fist when you want someone to blame.
When in Cardiff you run around looking for where Torchwood stuff is and where the Doctor, Martha and Jack stood in your old avatar on that other site.
When you knock the Master's drums on any hard surface that permits.
When you set your home-page to the Doctor Who Wiki (not yet, thankfully).
When you argue with others that say the next doctor will be bad because he is too young.
When you get very angry that the neighbours bursts through the door when DT is in the TARDIS about to regenerate.
When your text tone is the TARDIS and everytime it goes off you get butterflies in your tummy.
When your ringtone is the DW theme and therefore you always have to call people back cos you just grin like a goon when it rings and forget to answer it.
Your gold plated and silver plated Dalek cookie jars have pride of place in the sittng room.
You have a replica TARDIS telephone.
You want a DW related tattoo.
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