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Hello! My name is Akira45. It is nice to meet you all. I love reading, singing, watching anime, going on the computer! :)
A few of my favorite animes are:
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World
Nura:Rise of the Yokai Clan
and many more!
Remember this motto:"Stay the course, light a star, change the world you are!"
"Love is a gift. Treasure it!"
Nami: Now what should we call you greatly precious camel, you?
Luffy: *raises hand* Idiot
Sanji: *raises hand* Moron
Usopp: *raises hand* Dofus
Nami: Alright, eyelashes it is then.
Zoro: *sweatdrops* Uhh, how did you arrive at that name?-One Piece
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth. But the world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here, but I still choose to believe in its principle, that all things do come at a price, that there's an ebb and a flow, a cycle, that the pain we went through, did have a reward, and that anyone who's determined and perseveres, will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. I don't think of Equivalent Exchange as a law of the world anymore. I think of it as a promise, between my brother and me. A promise that someday, we'll see each other again."- Alphonse Elric, Full Metal Alchemist
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.
If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME, ATEM!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it was even in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go to orphanages often to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.
Everything is changing. Day by day we don’t notice, but just look back over the past year and you will realize everything has. People you thought were going to be there forever aren't, and people you never imagined you’d be speaking to are now some of your closest friends.
Life makes little sense, and the more we grow, the less sense it will make. So make the most of it now, before it all changes once again, because in the near future, all of this is only going to be memories- Nami,One Piece
Hetalia Birthday Game
(( Note: All answers are completely random. Anything relating to reality is purely coincidental, except the characters / names. That being said, enjoy by all means.))
Month (of Birth)
January - Germany
February - China
March - Romano (S. Italy)
April - Canada
May - England (Britain)
June - Spain
July - America
August - France
September - Prussia
October - Japan
November - Veneziano (N. Italy)
December - Russia
Day (of Birth)
1. Then gives you a present
2. Then puts on a dress
3. Then asks you to call him
4. Then texts you suddenly
5. Then points a gun to your head
6. Then goes swimming with you
7. Then trips when running up to you
8. Then waves to you
9. Then laughs at you
10. Then makes you cry
11. Then experiments on you
12. Then helps you on a situation
13. Then hints you about something
14. Then confesses his love for you
15. Then makes you laugh
16. Then helps you recover from emotional/physical pain
17. Then makes breakfast for you in bed
18. Then kisses you abruptly
19. Then jumps on you
20. Then punches your enemies in the face
21. Then plans an assassination of you
22. Then buys you new clothes
23. Then bombs your house
24. Then asks you to marry him
25. Then shows off his biceps
26. Then burns all the files of you existing
27. Then decides to brain-wash you
28. Then proceeds to make a sexual pass at you
29. Then brings you out for dinner
30. Then challenges you to a contest
31. Spends a holiday with you
Letter (of 1st Name)
A - In which you faint.
B - In which you giggle & laugh.
C - In which you blush.
D - In which then you are terribly confused.
E - In which brings you to tears.
F - In which kills.
G - And which he proceeds to facepalm at his action.
H - In which makes you frown in disapproval.
I - In which brings devious thoughts to your mind.
J - In which makes you sigh in relief.
K - In which utterly fails.
L - In which scares you half to death.
M - And which you smile happily.
N - And proceeds to laugh it off.
O - And which you are horrified.
P - And which makes you avoid him for the rest of your life.
Q - Which makes you exceedingly pissed.
R - And which you proceed to yell at him.
S - And which you burn all the files of him existing.
T - In which you kiss him.
U - In which you punch him in the face.
V - In which you shove him off a cliff.
W - In which you fist-pump in joy.
X - In which you kill him for being such a nuisance.
Y - In which you think of sexual thoughts.
Z - In which you fall in love.
Choose your top ten Anime Characters, they can be boy or girl, then answer the following questions! :D
1. Dark Mousy (DNAngel)
2. Daisuke Niwa (DNAngel)
3. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
4. Tsuzuki Asato (Descendents of Darkness)
5. Atem (Yu-gi-oh)
6. Hichigo Shirosaki (Bleach)
7. Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)
8. Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)
9. Tsunayoshi Sawada (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)
10. Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I guess you wanted to show what you stole then huh?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Yes you are so adorable. How can I say no?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I would blush while he would be sputtering and getting out of there.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
O.O Wow that is something I would not expect to hear.
5 cooked you dinner?
Awesome. I would love to taste the food he makes.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would watch him while blushing. Sure he may act like a killer but he is adorable while sleeping and also pale as hell.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Awesome. We got a Fire Mage in the family. Sweet!!!
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Really? She must got into hurt on a mission then.
9 made fun of your friends?
He would never since I know what crazy friends he got. XD
10 ignored you all the time?
I think she is just trying to study so I understand.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Fly me away to a safe place and then have his tamer call the police.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He would put it in a splint and carry me to a place where we would call 911.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A necklace. He noticed I was looking at it the other day.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He would use Suzuku to create a path to save me.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Comfort and support me.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Laugh like crazy as it was happening.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He would beat them up. :)
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Comfort me after beating the crap out of him.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He would help me train and cheer from the sidelines.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Stare at me like I am insane.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well he is hot and quite the gentleman. I would get jealous though with all the flirting though.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Oh this is cute. I think you two would get along perfectly.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
He would be polite and they would get along.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Oh we will some fire going tonight. XD
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
More like they would fight all the time because of their morals.
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Smack him on the head and ignore him to punish him.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Hoping he does not think it looks like Gray's haircut.
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
All you need to do is to try and be nice to them.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yes I would.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
For a long time, she is not afraid of working hard.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Sure I would listen. It might be good.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
She would try to find out why and try to help go back to normal.
3 told 6 she started her period.
O.O um When did you have a sex change operation?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Well that would be awkward to watch.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
O.O Um what was in the soda you got?!
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
He would be surprised that his hollow half knew german. XD
7 got high.
Um what was in the fire you just ate?!
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
It is about the spirit of gift giving. She does not like how one character was treated.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
Simple, he gives him the soda after he shook it before.
10 starts working at a bar.
Oh boy please be careful.
1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.
Dang Dark when did you become bottom?!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Sure, I would some fan service in the process. O////O
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
No one since they never played.
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Egyptian since he is from there.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
How it feels to be the other sides to the two they are stuck inside.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
He would try and stop him so that he doesn't try to do it again.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
She breaks it since she has never been on one. XD
My Favorite Lines from Dragon Age Origins.
Morrigan: Ah, so you have finally decided to rejoin us, have you? Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?
Alistair: Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?
Morrigan: Before or after I stopped laughing?
Alistair: Right. Very creepy. Forget I asked.
Wynne: (to a highly flustered Alistair) I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other—
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?
Alistair: I certainly hope so.
Zevran: We are the famous Brohma Brothers! Can't you see the resemblance?
Oghren: I'm the pretty one.
Captain: Alright, what's this about?
Oghren: My partner and I are performers. The Regent hired us, said morale was low.
Captain: You're performers, are you? What's your act?
Oghren: Our act? Well, uh, the elf here juggles swords while I, uh...
Zevran: He does a traditional Dwarven Dance of Death. Lights his pants on fire and everything. It's quite the spectacle.
Captain: You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say Death Note
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Re-Post this if you're an Otaku and proud!
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
Favorite Mass Effect 3 Lines
Brooks: There are people trying to kill you!
[Shepard and Joker share a look]
Joker: ...Yeah, I think s/he's aware of that?
Brooks: I mean other people!
Joker: You used me as bait? You used me as bait! Did you see that? Savior of the Citadel uses brittle-bones guy as bait.
Shepard: How come nobody told me about this before?! I'm open to feedback here!
Shepard: If you told me this morning a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I would have been very skeptical. [a little later] I think we broke Traynor's toothbrush. Remind me to reimburse her.
Squad Mate: Shepard, you need to reimburse Traynor for her toothbrush.
Shepard: Later. Remind me later.
Joker: Did they at least validate our parking?
[Shepard shakes head]
Joker: Okay, well, let me know if you want me to get them on the line so you can hang up on them again. You know, for old time's sake.
Wrex: Our females don't lack for spirit. For males, a good show of force sorts things out. [sounding genuinely confused] But females like to...talk about it. Then think about it. Then talk about it some more. ...No offense.
Shep: Believe it or not, we sometimes have good ideas, Wrex. You should try listening.
Wrex: Yeah, but our women have so many of them. So, sometimes I pretend to listen and, well... let's just say krogan females have tempers too.
Wrex: I appreciate that, Liara. I wouldn't want anyone else along for the ride.
Wrex: I suppose I could make room for you too, Garrus. [chuckles]
Garrus: Figured you'd gone soft sitting on your throne, forgot how to hold a gun.
Joker: You're not going to tell anyone about this? Like Shepard, Shepard definitely doesn't need to know.
Mordin: Ah. Guarantee that Shepard will not learn about it from me...
Joker: ..S/he's standing right there, isn't s/he?
Eve: I wish I wasn't.
Joker: [laughs] All right, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh absolutely! I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Shepard: There are a few people who've seen me in action, Garrus. They seemed impressed.
Garrus: Yeah, but I've actually seen you dance, Shepard. No comment.
Mordin: Walk on beach, collect seashells.
Shepard: You'd go crazy inside an hour.
Mordin: ...Might run tests on seashells.
Garrus: "I'm Garrus Vakarian, and THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!"
Wrex: Remember all those years ago on the Citadel when I asked who would win in a fight between you and Shepard? Remember how you thought it was a pointless question? Look at us now.
Kaidan: I was really hoping you'd forgotten that.
Wrex: Aaah, look on the bright side. In a minute, you'll have your answer.
Tali: Back during my pilgrimage, I used to walk around near that sushi place and watch the fish through the window. I knew they'd never let me inside, but I'd think to myself, someday, when I've proven my worth to the galaxy, I'll go there for dinner. And then, you broke their floor.
Shepard: Do they even have food you can eat there?
Tali: Not the point, Shepard!
Miranda: Aw, they shut down my favorite sushi place.
Shepard: That's... a shame.
Miranda: Shepard, you didn't...
Shepard: I did. Fell right through the fish tank.
This is Team Mako, showing Team Hammerhead how it's done!
Showing? More like copying!
If we were, we wouldn't be hitting anything!
This is Team Prothean! I have a higher body count than all of you combined!
Wrex: All right, everyone. Uncle Urdnot is back in town, and he brought the boom!
Shepard: Is that a catchphrase or something, Wrex?
Wrex: Thought I'd try it out, see what you think!
Tali: Try again!
CAT 6 Lieutenant: I think that turian they've got is Archangel! How the hell are we supposed to kill him?!
Garrus: You're not!
James: We've got 'em psyched out! Hey, pendejos! Our Shepard is better than yours!
Love Interest: And better looking too!
James: Attention, low-life mercenary wannabes! Say please and we'll accept your surrender!
Tali: Say "pretty please" and maybe Wrex will take a break!
Wrex: Try it and we'll see!
Javik: The Prothean, on the other hand, makes no such promises!
Tali: This is almost unfair! Should we give them a chance?
Shepard: That phone call was pretty damning stuff. How'd you get it?
Liara: It involved the weapon's biometric data, salarian intelligence, and a hanar prostitute with camera implants.
Liara: No, but the truth is boring.
Shepard: Brooks... You got hit.
Brooks: I know! I used medi-gel. A lot of it. Um, all of it actually. And now everything is a little bit bouncy!
Shepard: I think you used too much.
Garrus: Did we, uh, break anything last night? I don't suppose you need anything around here... calibrated? Yeah, okay, maybe I should stop saying that word, but only if Liara stops saying [in a faux high-pitched voice] "By the goddess."
Love Interest: What do you know about these mercenaries?
Shepard:They have guns and don't like me!
Love Interest:That's very helpful. Thanks.
Garrus: And that's the moment when the universe ran out of ammunition.
Wrex: That's why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once, when you can shoot it forty-six more times?
Liara: I don't know. Are you sure you got them all?
Kaidan: Not sure you got them all. Might be a few left back on, oh... I don't know, Mars?
James: That's right! You mess with Shepard, and you mess with his/her friends! Unless we happen to be climbing a ladder!
EDI: In retrospect, I should have employed my decoy, but this allowed the rest of you a significant catharsis.
Tali: Right. that ought to do it...
Javik: I find what primitives lack in aim, they make up for in ammunition.
Shepard: (calling a waiter) Space diva needs more wine.
Kaidan: Hey, did I ever tell you about my casino run-in with the vorcha mafia? Five-thousand credits and a bottle of whiskey?Actually, never mind.
Kaidan: I, uh, tripped. Sorry.
Shepard: What are you worried about?
Joker: A crushed pelvis and a broken heart.
Wrex: Just like old times, Shepard - Me pulling your ass out of the fire.
Shepard: Last time I checked, I was the one getting shot at.
Wrex: And I gave you the moral support to dodge those bullets!
Shepard: Nothing is ever simple with you Salarians, is it?
Favorite Yu-gi-oh Quotes
Joey: "Just look at it this way Tea, there are two Yugis: the cool one up there and the puny one down here!"
Yugi: :after he falls over: "Urghhhhhhh! That's not how it works at all!"
Joey: "Calm down it's just a joke man!"
Yugi: I will show you who is puny...remember here I have the power of Dark Magician.
Joey: Uh, Yugi?
Yugi: [Turns to Bakura's monster] Dark Magic Attack!
Yugi: "Did you find out anything?"
Joey: "Yeah, I found out I hate virtual dogs."Yugi
: Ready or not, Spirit, this is where you take over. Yami
: [Shouting at the Millennium Puzzle]
Hey Yugi... I'm not... you can't... this isn't a duel! [Sees Tea watching]
Oh, hello. Joey
: So Yugi, about that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone right?... Yami
I did? Oh Yes, Um... [To Yugi]
A little help here? [Winks and switches with a blushing Yugi] Yugi
: Huh? ...Oh yea well that's really mature, Pharaoh! [Still blushing; looks at Joey]
: [Playfully locks Yugi's head in his arms]
So, Yuge, everyone else over there seems to think that I remind ya of this Underdog Yugi
: They do huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this Joey: that card makes me of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through. Tristan
: I can see it on your business cards right now: Joey Wheeler, Executive Underdog. Joey
Hey! Watch it!
Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. [walks away]
Joey: [yells after Kaiba] Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!
Tea: [Watching the duel between Joey and Grandpa Motou] I just hope he (Grandpa) doesn’t hurt himself.
Yugi: I’m more worried about Joey.
Tristan: [While Joey is trying to decide what move should he make] I never thought I'd say this, but you're thinking too much!
Joey: If you pay attention to your right,you will see a floating freaky castle and monsters waiting to devour us!!
Joey: "Just put it on my tab, Gramps."
Solomon Moto: "Your tab's past due, Joey."
Joey: "Then put it on Tristan's."
Seto Kaiba: "It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere."
Joey: "Looks like a regular old briefcase to me."
Seto Kaiba: "It's in the briefcase, you moron."
Mokuba: "I asked Yugi and his friends for help."
Seto: "You did what? You know how I feel about Yugi!"
Mokuba: "But who else was I supposed to turn to?"
Seto: "Anyone else!"
Tea: I need some female friends...
Dark Yugi: It's game time.
Yugi: [Transforming into Yami Yugi] YU-GI-OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
Tristan: Yeah, brilliant, putting the rod in the hole and pulling really hard.
Joey: Say what!?
Tristan: Say nothing!
Yugi: Calm down, you two, or I won't share my hospital food with you!
Joey and Tristan: [In unison] We'll be good.
Tristan: Next time, warn me before you're going to save yourself!
Kaiba: If I had a dime for every time you said the word 'destiny,' I'd be even richer.Joey
: Now why does all these weird stuff always happen to us? [Yugi is silent]
You've gotta admit, it's true. [Rebecca runs up to meet Yugi] Rebecca
: Yugi! [Squeezes Yugi] Yugi
: [Very surprised]
Uh, hey...you! Rebecca
: Oh no, don't tell me you forgot about me already! Tristan
: Yet another weird event to add to the list. Joey
: And this one tops them all. Tristan
: It's probably best if we don't interfere! Tea
: [Leaning towards Yugi]
Do you know this person, Yugi? Yugi
: Um, I don't think so. Rebecca
: Maybe this will refresh your memory! [Holds up the Ties of Friendship card] Yugi
: [After flashback]
Ah, Rebecca! Joey
: It's that brat! Rebecca
: Hi! [Big smile; waves her hand] Joey
: Wait, she looks different. Did she get a haircut or something? Tristan
: No, she traded her teddy bear for glasses. Rebecca
: [Squeezing Yugi]
I don't need a bear... now that I've got a boyfriend to protect me! Tea
Um, excuse me? A boyfriend!? Rebecca: [Another squeeze]
My grandpa is also really excited to see you Yugi! Yugi:
Professor Hawkins? Rebecca:
Yeah, he's waiting at the Museum. Tea:
Grrr... [Anime vein throb]
Joey: So you dueled this guy on top of a moving plane?
Kaiba: Maybe I did. Don't you geeks have someone else to annoy?
Pyramid of Light Movie
Joey: Kicks to the stomach don't work.
Tristan: Neither do kicks to the head.
[Yugi runs from the mummies]
Joey and Tristan: [In unison] Yugi!?
Yugi: [Runs past them] Talk later! Run now!
Joey: What's with him? [He and Tristan see the mummies run towards them]
Yugi: [Opens eyes after his vision] Tea... would you read me the story about the bunny?
Tea: ...I'm going to pretend that was the concussion talking and forget about it.Tea
: Hmm... wonder what all the commotion's about? Joey
: Dunno, but I haven't seen this many people running from school since they served meatloaf surprise last year.
Capsule Monster Movie
Yami: Sorry, slight miscalculation on my part.
Joey: You gotta be out of your turban, bro!
Village Girl: Divine One, please hear me.
Joey: I hear ya, but please, call me Joey.
Inspirational Disney Quotes
“No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella
“Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours.” – Frozen
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all.” – Mulan
“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.” – Bambi
“‘Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.” – Lilo & Stitch
“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.” – The Lion King
“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.” – Hercules
“Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.” – The AristoCats
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and—snap!—the job’s a game!” – Mary Poppins
“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” – Winnie the Pooh
“Our fate lives within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.” – Brave
“She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.” – Beauty and the Beast
“You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul.” – Ratatouille