Destroyed Illusions
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-02-10, id: 2561401, Profile Updated: 09-11-11

"i'm an atheist, thank god."


"when in trouble or in doubt,

run in circles scream and shout."

DESTROYED

illusions

aka jenny;

IS GERMAN-BRITISH & DRINKS LOTS OF COFFEE.

spamming; -->the happily ever after chronicles

fed with reviews.

9/11: oh yes. i get to celebrate my birthday on the day everyone else is depressed. lovely.


my friend, you would not tell with such high zest

to children ardent for some desperate glory,

the old lie;

—dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


no hablo ingles

deleted everything because they were awful.


headbutting chickens since '92.


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

the fan club by windsilk reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
like dandelion dust by anticollision reviews
SasuSaku drabbles. 5o/1oo — When he was around, everything was a little better.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Thousand Times Over by Pandastacia reviews
He never could have guessed that the future hinged on whether he said yes or no. He chose no. And so the dominoes fell. Non-massacre. ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,136 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Panties, Your Left Pocket by prismatically inked reviews
When people have shotgun weddings, there should be a magical breathalizer and criminal background checks at the altar. But murderers have to get married too, right? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
scar tissue by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's not sure whether it's the physical scars or the mental ones that are killing her. Maybe it's both. Because after all, some scars don't heal if you keep on picking at them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,243 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the starbucks club by xdecoydreams reviews
AU. "World domination is child's play in comparison to understanding your mind. Do something about it — I feel like Hitler-gone-fail, right now, and that's really not okay." —NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
barricade by sarsaparillia reviews
There's only darkness at the finish. — Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Broken by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Because we all like to escape from time to time, she was his escape. We have to make mistakes in order to find out where we belong. But it was never meant to get this bad.. He swears he would take back those words if he could. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gunpowder Kisses by ohgoditsbriony reviews
His kiss tastes like strawberries and gunpowder. Bang, baby—and you're down. —Ichigo/Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
defining spring by laced umbrella reviews
Memories are weak things. Minor ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
tick tock by windsilk reviews
"We're in a war," he repeated. Hermione turned to look at him, eyes watery. "And if we don't have time to fall in love, what do we have?" And the seconds melted to dust. —Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Tag by ohgoditsbriony reviews
It's a deadly game of Cat and Mouse — and Hinata and Sasuke are wrapped up in it all. Don't think about tomorrow. Live every day as if it were your last. "Tag," he whispered. "You're it." —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Call Me Crazy by Dee Jay UU reviews
"I'm part of an ancient organization of people with supernatural powers, like you. We want you to help us." "Awesome, do I get to fly?" I joked, not taking it sincerely. One look at his confused expression and my smile dropped. "Oh, you're serious."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Just Plain Vanilla by Ailish Oriana reviews
She was Sakura with a petite figure and eyes like green swirly mist. At first sight she was different; the vibrant pink of her hair stood out like a stigma. But next to them she was foreshadowed and forgotten. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lucky 13 by ohgoditsbriony reviews
Misfits. Superheroes. Dreamers. Love, hate and happily ever afters, all mixed up together. Lucky thirteen. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rebel Inventor's Daughter by sarsaparillia reviews
SasuSaku / Steampunk AU — In a city called Nighttown, an adventure clanks to life. "Look at them. They're like ants." INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kyuuden Otome by abstract illusioniste reviews
Dazzled by the seemingly glamorous Imperial court, Sakura enters the palace naive and ignorant of reality. Little did she know that a dangerous game of power and seduction was in the making, eventually forcing her to play... CanonPairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wicked by windsilk reviews
Are you naughty or nice? Be sure not to lie. Because Santa - well, he's checking that list twice. Christmas Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Shattered Love
Focus: Anime/Manga Naruto