Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
UGH, my beta profile has a whole bunch of br /'s in it and it's not going away! And I don't know how to fix it. Sucky. It even canceled out some words...
The cover of my PMD fic, which is to be posted again sometime next year(so sorry, taking it down and rewriting it) La Noire Dans Lumiere(was originally my profile avi) was created by Umbreon at Dusk and edited by deadaleta, or me. Or in other words, it was originally Dusk's. Another thank you for making it for me. :D The title of said cover is Belated Luminescence. My current avi was made by me, but shortened by the site. :p
ALL STORIES ARE ON A HIATUS. Don't worry, this is just a break and I need to sort out a few things in my actual life before I can start up these things again. Things are getting stressful, y'know? Hoping things get better. I apologize. :( It may take a while before anything gets updated again. A Message To You is going to be updated more often, but the chapters will probably be smaller.
Again, I apologize, and I hope you keep reading after this is all passed.
A Message To You: Hiatus, may update occasionally.
Lumiere Noire: To be posted again sometime next year, maybe around November or December.
Chronicles of Chaos: I keep forgetting it even exists, so it won't be updated very often. At all. Sorry.
More of my status: I have to make up many credits, so no, I do not have much time to work with. You aren't the only one disappointed by this. :'(
I am working on a story(multiple actually, you just don't see them ;3), so if u have any ideas(I get writer's block often x.x) TELL MEH PLZ!!!!!! TToTT
most likely will not update often. SCHOOL SUCKS!!! But it's necessary... *sigh* Too lazy to check if I spelled that right...
Hair: Brown, long
Wondering: Why you need to know this stuff. D: jk, I just put this stuff down cuz' no one reads profiles anyway. Plus there are tons of people with my description, so you'd never be able to find me, muahahaz. (Unless you started killing every long-haired blue eyed brunette in the world. D:)
My Sayings-or just random crap that I say-:
1) Sticks and stones may break my bones, but guns and knives are with me.
2) Burping is throwing up air, while farting is gas diarrhea.
3) Mew!(I make a really good kitten noise)
4) Begone fellow mortal, you are too far below my class for me to give a crap. (In demon voice)
5) I fart purple from my mouth when I eat unicorns with my butt. Used to disturb people I don't like.
6) I'll kill you 'till you die, then kill you again. Then I'll squirt lemon juice on your death filled deathly body of deadness.
7) Don't bother this kitty cat. She knows tai-quan-do. *holds up evil she-devil cat, Nami*
8) SODA WITHDRAWEL! PITY ME! *attempts hand stands*
9) I will squirt you in the eye with the lemon that life gave me recently for no apparent reason. Then you will cry, and I shall laugh at your pain.
10) HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSAY!!! (Even if the person's name isn't Josay)
11) I don't have a God complex. I simply AM God. Not really, but worship me anyway.
12) All those rumors about me are as fake as your mother. That's right, you're secretly an android. I know so. You didn't know so, but I'm a ninja, so I know everything that you don't.
13) Yes, my voice is deep. Yes, I look like an innocent child despite being a teenager. Yes, I look innocent. Yes, I stole a demon's vocal chords, cut it in half, cut mine in half, and sowed them together to sound like a deep voiced adult female. Wait, what? Ah, he probably deserved it anyway. Anyways, I have half of my vocal chords and the demon's vocal chords left over. Want 'em?
14) Don't kill the earth! It gives us CHOCOLATE. WHY?! WHY ARE YOU KILLING OUR POOR, POOR PLANET?! DO YOU WANT CHOCOLATE TO GO EXTINCT?!?! *doesn't recycle ten waterbottles* HUG THE TREES, MAN. THEY NEED THE LOVES.
15) People say nothing is impossible. Nothing isn't impossible, though. Look at me; I've been doing nothing for the past decade! And I'm proud to say that nothing is possible.
16) My friends are the reason why I'm starving to death right now. STOP STEALING MY FOOD.
17) People are like computers. Sometimes, they're really fast. Many times, past five years of knowing them they just don't last. Other times, they're rather slow. And other other times, they give you such an utter rage when they push your impatience that you just want to shove them out of a two story window.
18) Don't make me song of storms you, friend. I CAN play it on the piano. I can play it well. And your day shall RAIN AND RAIN AND RAIN! *whistles the song of storms*
19) I don't know karate, but my kitty knows tai-quan-do, and I know flail. And boy, do I know it well. A perfect flury of unpredictable movements, it's the best and most effective fighting style out there.
20) Have you ever noticed that after Monday and Tuesday the calendar says WTF? Then it says SS... Super Snore time! Even the calendars agree with me on everything.
21) Pringulls-seagulls in the form of pringles.
22) One friend's silly words are called Marshisms. The others are Woodchuckles, Garfunkles, and mine are called Brownies. Yes, we are a weird group of people-we still need to make weird word names for the other friends...
Anyway, if you want me to add a team in the story, then here's the format. Go ahead, give me some ideas! (I didn't feel like writing format myself so I stole the format from Archshadow.)
Also, I really like reviews. I like talking to internet people. XD But no, I'm not one of those people who write for reviews. I write for fun. Another reason why I procrastinate. XD
Killed off another good percent of my profile. Well, off to rootbeer!
And now there's more! I saw this on another profile and couldn't resist.
100 stupid things that people do!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it(my cat did)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble(It flew, actually. It was like a miniature yellow rocket...)
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke(five days is my record. :D)
27.Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(twins suck)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house(I was wondering why my neck felt so constricted at school...)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.(My math teacher asked how old he was and mentioned that he worked as a teacher for twenty-four years. I said twenty-seven)
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person(I have no idea how they understood that joke...)
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(at least I got praise from my teacher for it...)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't(I busted out laughing right in the middle of my science teacher's lesson, then couldn't stop laughing. Then I laughed harder when I saw everyone else staring at me... I actually made the teacher laugh, too! Ah, what beef jerkey and root beer does to me.)
79. Have been so hyper that you actually scared people(again, in the middle of class. And also in my room, my parents asking if I was okay. That happened at least three times.)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people(My dad flung syrup covered bananas at old ladies at Denny's. :\ I'm the mature one of the family. Sigh.)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.(I keep seeing a dismembered arm without a hand.)
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
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