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Joined 10-02-10, id: 2562045, Profile Updated: 08-28-13
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

UGH, my beta profile has a whole bunch of br /'s in it and it's not going away! And I don't know how to fix it. Sucky. It even canceled out some words...


The cover of my PMD fic, which is to be posted again sometime next year(so sorry, taking it down and rewriting it) La Noire Dans Lumiere(was originally my profile avi) was created by Umbreon at Dusk and edited by deadaleta, or me. Or in other words, it was originally Dusk's. Another thank you for making it for me. :D The title of said cover is Belated Luminescence. My current avi was made by me, but shortened by the site. :p

ALL STORIES ARE ON A HIATUS. Don't worry, this is just a break and I need to sort out a few things in my actual life before I can start up these things again. Things are getting stressful, y'know? Hoping things get better. I apologize. :( It may take a while before anything gets updated again. A Message To You is going to be updated more often, but the chapters will probably be smaller.

Again, I apologize, and I hope you keep reading after this is all passed.

Story Status-

A Message To You: Hiatus, may update occasionally.

Lumiere Noire: To be posted again sometime next year, maybe around November or December.

Chronicles of Chaos: I keep forgetting it even exists, so it won't be updated very often. At all. Sorry.

More of my status: I have to make up many credits, so no, I do not have much time to work with. You aren't the only one disappointed by this. :'(


I am working on a story(multiple actually, you just don't see them ;3), so if u have any ideas(I get writer's block often x.x) TELL MEH PLZ!!!!!! TToTT

most likely will not update often. SCHOOL SUCKS!!! But it's necessary... *sigh* Too lazy to check if I spelled that right...

Age: 1006.

Hair: Brown, long

Eyes: Blue

Wondering: Why you need to know this stuff. D: jk, I just put this stuff down cuz' no one reads profiles anyway. Plus there are tons of people with my description, so you'd never be able to find me, muahahaz. (Unless you started killing every long-haired blue eyed brunette in the world. D:)

My Sayings-or just random crap that I say-:

1) Sticks and stones may break my bones, but guns and knives are with me.

2) Burping is throwing up air, while farting is gas diarrhea.

3) Mew!(I make a really good kitten noise)

4) Begone fellow mortal, you are too far below my class for me to give a crap. (In demon voice)

5) I fart purple from my mouth when I eat unicorns with my butt. Used to disturb people I don't like.

6) I'll kill you 'till you die, then kill you again. Then I'll squirt lemon juice on your death filled deathly body of deadness.

7) Don't bother this kitty cat. She knows tai-quan-do. *holds up evil she-devil cat, Nami*

8) SODA WITHDRAWEL! PITY ME! *attempts hand stands*

9) I will squirt you in the eye with the lemon that life gave me recently for no apparent reason. Then you will cry, and I shall laugh at your pain.

10) HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSAY!!! (Even if the person's name isn't Josay)

11) I don't have a God complex. I simply AM God. Not really, but worship me anyway.

12) All those rumors about me are as fake as your mother. That's right, you're secretly an android. I know so. You didn't know so, but I'm a ninja, so I know everything that you don't.

13) Yes, my voice is deep. Yes, I look like an innocent child despite being a teenager. Yes, I look innocent. Yes, I stole a demon's vocal chords, cut it in half, cut mine in half, and sowed them together to sound like a deep voiced adult female. Wait, what? Ah, he probably deserved it anyway. Anyways, I have half of my vocal chords and the demon's vocal chords left over. Want 'em?

14) Don't kill the earth! It gives us CHOCOLATE. WHY?! WHY ARE YOU KILLING OUR POOR, POOR PLANET?! DO YOU WANT CHOCOLATE TO GO EXTINCT?!?! *doesn't recycle ten waterbottles* HUG THE TREES, MAN. THEY NEED THE LOVES.

15) People say nothing is impossible. Nothing isn't impossible, though. Look at me; I've been doing nothing for the past decade! And I'm proud to say that nothing is possible.

16) My friends are the reason why I'm starving to death right now. STOP STEALING MY FOOD.

17) People are like computers. Sometimes, they're really fast. Many times, past five years of knowing them they just don't last. Other times, they're rather slow. And other other times, they give you such an utter rage when they push your impatience that you just want to shove them out of a two story window.

18) Don't make me song of storms you, friend. I CAN play it on the piano. I can play it well. And your day shall RAIN AND RAIN AND RAIN! *whistles the song of storms*

19) I don't know karate, but my kitty knows tai-quan-do, and I know flail. And boy, do I know it well. A perfect flury of unpredictable movements, it's the best and most effective fighting style out there.

20) Have you ever noticed that after Monday and Tuesday the calendar says WTF? Then it says SS... Super Snore time! Even the calendars agree with me on everything.

21) Pringulls-seagulls in the form of pringles.

22) One friend's silly words are called Marshisms. The others are Woodchuckles, Garfunkles, and mine are called Brownies. Yes, we are a weird group of people-we still need to make weird word names for the other friends...

Anyway, if you want me to add a team in the story, then here's the format. Go ahead, give me some ideas! (I didn't feel like writing format myself so I stole the format from Archshadow.)

Team name:
Rookie/Veteran team:
Captain (name and what they are):
Gender of captain:
Personality of captain:
Misc. (any special thing the OC wears or any habits):
Gender of partner:
Personality of partner:
(a third partner is optional but not required.)

Also, I really like reviews. I like talking to internet people. XD But no, I'm not one of those people who write for reviews. I write for fun. Another reason why I procrastinate. XD


Killed off another good percent of my profile. Well, off to rootbeer!


And now there's more! I saw this on another profile and couldn't resist.

100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it(my cat did)

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble(It flew, actually. It was like a miniature yellow rocket...)

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke(five days is my record. :D)

27.Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(twins suck)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house(I was wondering why my neck felt so constricted at school...)

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.(My math teacher asked how old he was and mentioned that he worked as a teacher for twenty-four years. I said twenty-seven)

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person(I have no idea how they understood that joke...)

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(at least I got praise from my teacher for it...)

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't(I busted out laughing right in the middle of my science teacher's lesson, then couldn't stop laughing. Then I laughed harder when I saw everyone else staring at me... I actually made the teacher laugh, too! Ah, what beef jerkey and root beer does to me.)

79. Have been so hyper that you actually scared people(again, in the middle of class. And also in my room, my parents asking if I was okay. That happened at least three times.)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people(My dad flung syrup covered bananas at old ladies at Denny's. :\ I'm the mature one of the family. Sigh.)

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.(I keep seeing a dismembered arm without a hand.)

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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Reasons Why by EvilWaffleS reviews
Apollo considers suicide, when he can't go through with it, he dreams up an idea to test whether anyone will miss him. This isn't my usual writing style, but I hope you enjoy anyway. New chapter will be posted by the end of February, added author's note for details. Thanks for the patience!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,295 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Apollo J.
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 424,586 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
As One by Umbreon at Dusk reviews
Experience life through the eyes of an Umbreon to be. Filled with loss, love, hate, and some very complicated feelings. If only things could be easier for one who is viewed as a monster by others. But there is always a hope, there is always a future.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,911 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Eevee/Eievui, Umbreon/Blacky
Legend of Zelda: Fourth Bearer of the Triforce by Link's Rose reviews
Twilight Princess: When a fifteen year-old girl from our world and time finds herself in her favourite videogame, things get a little crazy. Things from the series are revealed that nobody could ever dream of. Full Summary inside. - First in the FBOTT Series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,803 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Link, Midna, OC - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Cats Nine Lives by Flauvres reviews
Light Yagami is given an irresistible chance to start over, to relive and repent. However, Death Gods would never strike a deal without a price to pay, and Light finds this to be more than he bargained for- He is thrown back into Japan... and this time? He is nothing other than a cat. Watch Light and his struggles as he survives without opposable thumbs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Light Y., L
The Beauty of Strength by Links6 reviews
Shizuo attends a Ballet performance and discovers something he never knew existed ... for all Ballet fans... UPDATED!
Crossover - Rideback/ライドバック & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Shizuo H.
Limbo by Wolf of Summer reviews
Zero Requiem went as planned...but Lelouch has to find his place in the afterlife. To do this, he's been sent back to Earth as a ghost.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Beetle Problems by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Skyward Sword. Link gets creative when facing Ghirahim's horde.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Exoria by Sudentor reviews
After an age of medieval rule, a modern Kingdom of Hyrule enters a chaotic war with the nations of Gerudo and Valent. Against all odds, Crown Princess Zelda finds hope in the most unlikely of persons, the mysterious Hylian Joint Intelligence Agent Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 385,621 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009
Night Watch by Shadsie reviews
Pipit has to deal with many annoyances while on night patrol... prowling monsters, rabid remlits and a certain underclassman who has apparenntly decided that sanity is overrated. Poor, poor Pipit. Crackshots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Pipit, Link
Mewtwo's Christmas Carol by Shaded Skies reviews
Mewtwo, the strongest Legendary Pokémon of all time is suffering from a bad case of the holiday blues. He tries his hand at understanding and celebrating Christmas... With yet another rhyming carol!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Mewtwo, Mew - Complete
Running Baron is Hard by Nardo T. Icarus reviews
King Cecil's Daily Royal Life.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Cecil
Matters of Taste by Team Hanabi reviews
PMD Sky; Some of the Spinda Café's customers have unusual preferences.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Squirtle/Zenigame, Spinda/Patcheel - Complete
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One Man's Fire, Another Man's Hell reviews
The shadow of the Water Temple, a demon to be feared. A walking bad omen, he woke to kill. But it was never his wish. He has had no sense of freedom for many years... That is going to change. He'll make it change, one way or another. M. Not slash! Plotting as I go.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Link, Dark Link
A Message to You, reviews
Dear anyone who I write to, I have decided to give a letter to each person I have come in contact with. Well, person, animal, anything with an intelligent mind. I have some things to say to each of you, after all, whether they be good, bad, complaints, or compliments. Please don't kill me after this. Your Hylian Hero, Link. Contains language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Link
Realm of Illusion reviews
Crappy title, sappy poem, confusing to say the least? Check, check, aaand... Yep, check. Well, review, tell me how I did! This was actually made a few years ago... Hm. Well, K 'cause it's sad, but... Not much else.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Midna - Complete
Ganondorf, the Constipation Eraser reviews
It all started with that scream. That horrbily tortured scream that seemed to rip through the very fabric of space and time itself. So deep, rumbling, roaring like waves... Years later, when Link remembered that melodramatic, constipated scream from Hell itself flowing through the air, he knew what the King of Evil truly wanted from the Gods. Coarse language and grossness abound.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Shizuo is Angry! reviews
A Durarara parody of "Kitten is Angry" by Lemon Demon, from Izaya's point of view. Let us hope that Shizuo doesn't kill me, haha... Enjoy!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Like Their Hearts, a Twilight Storm reviews
Poem I wrote about midlink... even though I don't particularly like that pairing too often, I still wrote a rather sad poem about their love. Contains suicide.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete