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Cold by Callista Miralni reviews
He hated the sound of her voice. It reminded him of every thing he wanted... and ironically, could never have. SasuSaku. Alyss in Wonderland inspired.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,843 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CSakuraS reviews
What if Simon and Nia hadn't met before her transformation? Now, three years following the destruction of Earth, they find each other at last...but is it too late? AU, Simon/Nia. Contains UST, coarse language, mature themes, and haphazard space battles.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,540 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Simon, Nia T.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,547 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,627 - Follows: 12,140 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
love, to still my mind by sarsaparillia reviews
It's like fireworks exploding in reverse. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Alternate World of Nagato Yuki by rick777 reviews
An alternate story to "The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi". In this story, Kyon isn't the only one who remembers his days with the SOS Brigade. Rated T for some adult situations. Yuki x Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,001 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
Look Alive, Sunshine by sarsaparillia reviews
Blood on the concrete. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the matchstick city by sarsaparillia reviews
They existed to the sound of sirens and rain and the desperate, desolate crackle of an old radio. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nightmares on wax by sarsaparillia reviews
It's 3AM and Sakura's contemplating disconnecting her phone. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Casu Consulto by Pandastacia reviews
A twist in their story - the soccer captain and valedictorian. It's not what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
mortal by wendlin reviews
Sasuke smirked. Not just at the breath-taking beauty, or the embarrassment on her face, but at the way she looked at him—her eyes were like sharp daggers that she would have relentlessly plunged into his chest if she ever got the chance. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian in Another Life by Shadsie reviews
OoT/TP cross. Why does the Great Fairy of the Cave of Ordeals shed her tears? She had not always been the Great Fairy. She had once been a little fairy, known by another name. Navi waits and weeps.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Navi - Complete
WHEEL OF FORTUNE by dave-d reviews
Why were people from so many villages gathering together? What was the reason for painting names on a humongous wheel? Who was behind the scheme? Why were so many women told to gather? Why is Naruto stressing out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,562 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U.
thirty one days in november by sarsaparillia reviews
SasuSaku canon!drabbleseries. Well, at least the war is over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
factory girl by sarsaparillia reviews
OoT. In which Zelda and Ruto get married. No, seriously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Ruto, Zelda - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Awesomeness of the Ocarina by Villain-of-Awesome reviews
The Holy Land of Hyrule is facing the greatest danger in history... but is it Ganondorf, or our supposed heroes, Link and Navi? An all new Ocarina of Time Parody like you never seen before! Romance! Drama! Comedy! Drugs! Et Cetera!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Link, Navi
Link Gets a Pet Dodongo by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Or, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Link, Navi
Hat Hair by LittleBlueNayru reviews
In which the world at large discovers the real reason your head is sweaty after wearing headgear. T for suggestive themes and the weird pairing of Link's hat X Link's hair.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rebel Inventor's Daughter by sarsaparillia reviews
SasuSaku / Steampunk AU — In a city called Nighttown, an adventure clanks to life. "Look at them. They're like ants." INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Turn by The Lilac Pilgrim reviews
Jadusable, trapped in the Majora's Mask cartridge, fights to keep his sanity. BEN has other ideas. BEN/Jad eventually.
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Jadusable, BEN (entity)
Love in a Dungeon by LittleBlueNayru reviews
WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which there is love in one of the many Zelda dungeons. CRACK, JOKEFIC, SATIRE, ONESHOT. Do not take seriously. Features Big Key x Dungeon Map x Compass.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instinct by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - Art, like winter, is full of surprises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What a Motley Crew are We by LittleBlueNayru reviews
A Random Humorous Oneshot. In journeying across yet another Hyrule, Link has not one companion, but ten. How will he ever be able to survive Navi, Tatl, Tael, Ciela, Neri, Leaf, Midna, Ghost Zelda, Ezlo, and the King of Red Lions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Link - Complete
Paper Airplane by ibuberu reviews
Their fairytale was not a fairytale. — SimonNia.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
That Which Binds by bubblegum-buddy reviews
It was definitely their love of games and something else that bound them so tightly. -50 Sentences, Battler x Beatrice-
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
White Requiem of Suffering by Immortal x Snow reviews
Why is white white? Why must happiness become suffering? To suffer is to merit; therefore, I'll always keep going and smiling. That way, I can always hope. I can always live while waiting for you to live, too. Shion x Satoshi oneshot.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Shion S., Satoshi H. - Complete
Touch by ish.the.abstract reviews
There is no barrier for the physical world and she can't keep him out of her life any longer. sasusaku minor shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,319 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mentre piove by hikachu reviews
Beatrice firmly believes that love and sex mean pain. For some reason, Battler decides that he needs to change her mind. PWP; post EP4.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
M A G I C by Peachfish reviews
-Beatrice x Battler, 50 Sentences- He supposes it must be real, but there are conditions— for him, she’s one of them.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
Naruto's Mistake by Melface reviews
Naruto and Hinata have been dating for six months. But, like any guy is capable of, he makes a near-disastrous mistake . . . . -based on the comedy of Richard Jeni-. I own neither Naruto or the included bits of comedy routine. Slight OOC, I know
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Qualities by Veroxion reviews
/NaruHina\ She saw Naruto, standing up with his hand slammed down onto the desk. “I WANA MAKE SURE THE PERSON I HAVE SEX WITH ISN'T A HOMELESS BUM!” /Drabble\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! by angel puppeteer reviews
Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
100 percent cocoa by hikachu reviews
Half of the chocolate is gone—you're going to get fat, you know. Sequel to the White Day TIP; written for /a/non.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Beatrice, Battler U. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dying Never Gets Any Easier by ProfMorbius reviews
Rika's thoughts as she kills herself in Meakashi-hen.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Special Mechanization by sarsaparillia reviews
Hinata is not a pacifist, she is simply... different, really. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Hole in the Sky by Tobu Ishi reviews
She should have guessed, Yoko thinks, later. She should have known. The harshest loss comes only after the battle is over. WARNINGS: Spoilers right to the ending, mild AU, hinted sexuality, character death. Simon/Nia
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Dear Manjournal, by Guttersnipe reviews
Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Condom by Vio Lenz reviews
SasuSaku. NaruHina. Funny little oneshot. Rated T just to be safe. Some adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suspenders by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku\ “KYAAAAA! SASUKE–KUN IS IN SUSPENDERS!” /Possible Crack. Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Hail to the Chief by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A trio of two traditional hundred-word drabbles and a ficlet, in which Supreme Commander Simon misuses his power. Humor, with spoilers for the timeskip. Mild Simon/Nia in the last part.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The ABC's of Hinata's Pregnancy by PervySage101 reviews
That's right! Hinata's pregnant and Naruto's being... well, Naruto. Need I say more? Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Fear and Women by Guttersnipe reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What Were You Thinking! by dave-d reviews
Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
School Is In Session! by dave-d reviews
Naruto needed to teach someone a lesson. Two girls. An embarrassment of romantic riches. But, enough is enough. [short oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Paraverse: Sakura reviews
"Ah, being a member of the intergalactic militia isn't all it's cracked up to be, ne?" Yeah. Especially when you have to watch over and protect a living, breathing link to countless different universes. But hey - the plasma guns are pretty cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.