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Joined 08-20-02, id: 256257, Profile Updated: 03-18-11
Author has written 43 stories for Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Transformers/Beast Wars, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Harry Potter, Pokémon, District 9, and Good Omens.

I don't wanna wait till tomorrow...

Yesterday's gone
Tomorrow never knows
Today will never be the same again
We're back from the dead
And out on our own
Today will never be the same again

The stuff about me

Name: ckret2, obviously. Pronounced "secret-two," but some say "cricket-two" which is fine with me. Be creative.
A/S/L: adult/female/United States
Other places you can find me:
LiveJournal: ckret2
deviantART: ckret (note: I'm officially boycotting dA. For info on why, you can read my dA journal entry. If that's too tl;dr for you: GLBT solidarity.)
AIM username: iamckret
Y!IM username: ckrets_cept2
email: ckrets_cept2 (a)
Anywhere else you want to find me, I'll probably be "ckret2" or, on rare occasions, "ckret".

Feel free to PM me! Or IM me! Or email me! Or whatever me! I like hearing from people. I'm not weirded by strangers going "um, hey, so I read your fics..." Really, I'm not. It makes my day.

The stuff I write

Fun fact: I write original fiction too! Whee! And maybe someday I'll actually finish a novel. See, the easy part is starting them. And getting a good 60k words in. But you're here for the fics, so never mind that. (But when I finally get something finished and published, I am gonna pimp the living daylights out of it. Right here. Oh yes. This space reserved for future novel ads. ...I'll use my royalties to buy a flying pig.)

What you see down there is what I write for, although I'm actually into many more fandoms than that would indicate. I'm disproportionately fond of villains, of crack pairings, and of taking ideas that sound very very bad and trying to prove they can be done well.

I write gen, slash, and het. (I'd write femslash too if I ever found a pairing that I got a plotbunny for, but it just hasn't happened yet. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it, though.) I do write about sex, but I don't write the sex itself. That means I don't write smut. I'm not squicked by it, but I don't write it.

I also dislike the "seme/uke" dynamic, and so leave it out when I write slash. If you ask me which character in a certain fic is seme or uke, I will probably give you a long explanation on why neither is.

Except in fics that specifically set out as a "What if..." alternate timeline scenario, I try to stay canon-compatible in my writing. I always try to keep everyone in character (or reasonably close to). I prefer my fics plot-driven, rather than crack-driven, angst-driven, fluff-driven, etc. That doesn't mean I don't write crack, angst, fluff, etc., because I do write plenty of all of the above; it just means I make sure it makes sense.

The stuff you can request

I write fics on demand! Just about anything you want. As of last count, 11 of my currently-posted fics were requests, I've got several others written that I simply haven't posted yet, and I have several more in progress. I'm pretty open-minded on requests—I'll gladly write stuff to prompts for characters/pairings/situations that I might not personally be a big fan of—so I'm sure we can come up with something. I love doing requests, so feel free to ask.

I'm in (or at least knowledgeable about) way more fandoms than I've got fics up for. Seriously. At one point I tried to list all my fandoms here, and it was very long and woefully incomplete, so I gave up. I've got interests that vary all the way from The Grapes of Wrath to The Penguins of Madagascar, I'm sure we can find something in common in the middle. Try me; I might know it.

These are the fic requests I'm currently working on, in the order I got them:
— happiness for Hashirama and Madara, preferably with Madara stealing Hashirama's necklace; for DigitalSkitty
— Hiruzen/Danzo, preferably angst; for mnemosneme
— Utena/Sakura, in a Revolutionary Girl Utena and Naruto crossover; for some folks on LiveJournal (For those who read the thread and don't get the joke because ridingseaward's comments were deleted: she basically said, "If the reviewer thought it was homophobic to put females in a slash fic, what would she do with lesbians?")
— either Hashirama/Madara before they founded Konoha, or Madara/Orochimaru during Akatsuki, or a Madara-Neji fight scene, I don't think we've agreed on which yet; for WeaselBlossom

The stuff that's already posted down there (or going to be soon)

— Completed Fics

If it says "Complete" then that's it, even if the story technically isn't "finished." At that point, it's either finished or it's been killed dead. Except for a handful of long fics (most of which are in various states of hiatus), the rest of my fics are complete. And if a fic says "oneshot," that also means it's complete.

My current major work is Man of Dreams, which is now, officially, completed. Huzzah and hurray.

— In-Progress Fics

Don't lie, you're here checking for In Short Supply's status. IT IS STILL ALIVE! It's just on a long hiatus. I always seem to be busy with other things. But it's still alive: I still love it, I still like what I've done with it so far, I still know where I'm going with it, it's alive.

As for my other long fics—Tears, Most Prized Possession, Thicker Than Water, Under the Snake's Skin, and Two Shall Stand—they're also on hiatus. But it's not "taking a nap" hiatus, it's "in a coma, hooked up to a heart monitor" hiatus. I may come back to them someday, but at this point I have no plans to, and if I do, it will probably require major overhauls of what I've already written. None of them are very far along (as opposed to, say, In Short Supply), so going back to them wouldn't be "picking up where I left off" so much as "starting over again nearly from square one." But I may go back to them.

— Upcoming Fics

—— Untitled HashiMada Work-In-Progress: "This Impure World"
Shinobi War. Hashirama is disillusioned with the world he helped create. Madara begins the Moon's Eye Plan. Then they meet again. If Madara promises world peace, then Hashirama promises all the help he'll need. Alternate continuity. Eventual HashiMada.

I wrote Man of Dreams because I was wondering, "Is there any way I can get Hashirama/Madara to work?" and my muse said, "Yes, but I can only make it one-sided." I'm writing this new fic because I was wondering, "Okay, is there any way I can get Hashirama/Madara to be mutual?" and my muse said, "Well, I'll see what I can do." Besides, after Man of Dreams, I owe the universe some requited romance.

So far, the fic's working title is "This Impure World," but that's subject to change. I'm going between "the San-Kaku fic," "the love vs. power fic," "something something 'great and splendid land' and 'impure world,'" and "the HashiMada fic with actually requited romance." (The computer file itself is "HashiMada.rtf," which is what Man of Dreams was called before it got a title.)

No estimates on when posting will start, since I don't plan on posting until it's completely written, start to finish. My best (and optimistic) estimate is late summer, around August.

—— other stuff

I've (ALWAYS) got several other fics in the works, and I'll also randomly post oneshots. There's no way to tell when they'll come, what they'll be about, or even what fandom they'll be in. (If you really want to know, you could put me on Author Alert. Hint, hint.)

The above list of current requests will certainly show some of the stuff I'm working on, but not all of it. Since right now, requests only account for about a quarter of my work.

The stuff about reviews!

I appreciate all reviews. Praise makes me squee, constructive criticism makes me a better writer, and flames make me laugh. Send me any combination of the above and I'll be happy. Although praise mixed with flames will confuse me. (It's happened. It was baffling.) Basically, feedback lets me know how I'm doing and whether or not anybody gives a crap about what I'm writing.

I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions anybody may have. But if you ask a question, could you please give me some way to get back to you? FFNet account, LJ account, email address, AIM, YIM, something. I can't talk to you if you don't give me a way to get in contact, and I prefer not to respond to reviewers at the beginning of a chapter unless I'm really desperate. (And if I get a question on a fic that's completed or never going to be updated... well, there's no future chapter for me to answer questions in, anyway.) So please give me a way to contact you, because I really do love talking with reviewers and answering questions.

Thanks for reading my stuff! I hope you enjoy it.
(And if you don't? Well... I do take requests.)

Now after all these years, you are at last opening.
Was it worth all that war just to win?

Well, if it was, then can you take me back to where it begins?
Come and take me back to where it begins.
Come and take me back to where it begins.
Come on, open wide and let some light in.

Let us in!

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Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Featherlight Taction by CBas reviews
The sensation of touch is one that is taken for granted, but for those who are trapped in a harsh war, the act of taction is can result in the revelation of one's own true face. Quite literally. VoldemortHarry. SLASH. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,646 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
As If In Uncertainty by KatieByHerself reviews
Some raunchy, rollicking EridanxEquius. Or, as my friend so succinctly put it, here's a snooty prince and a sweaty asshole.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Different as Night and Day by Bookworm Gal reviews
Members of the Negaverse are the polar opposites of their normal universe copy. Good is evil and villains are heroes. The only exception is Gos and NegaGos. While different, both are definitely good. At least, until recent. Now, DW must face the result.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, NegaGosalyn - Complete
Ghosts by the Ambassador reviews
What was the world's greatest trainer doing at the top of nigh-impassable Mount Silver? DSverse
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Red - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Cataracts by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Itachi deals with not only his fading eyesight and deteriorating health, but also how that affects his relationship with Kisame. Not to mention Kisame can be a bit of a well-meaning idiot. Kisa/Ita, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Code Sepia by Cellytron reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR "ROOMIES". Never swim alone. A phrase, a credo, a way of life, a staple of their existence. Code Sepia overrode it. Shredded it. Decimated it. Rated T for a bit of language and some potentially heavy stuff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Pretty by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Keef's thoughts on an encounter, a friendship and the end to a friendship with a pretty girl. KATR; Keef and Tak romance. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Keef, Tak - Complete
Deadly Nightshades by Sahxyel reviews
A MarluxiaCentric fic, for those of you who want to see the Graceful Assassin in a semidignified context. Happy Turkey Day! Up: RFN: Failed Interrogation.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,862 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Marluxia
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Platonic Life by Sideos reviews
Gaz has never needed anyone, never felt attracted to anyone and never wanted to. But now, she begins to question why, which causes her life to tear at the seams as she comes to terms with who she is, and what it is to be an asexual.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaz
Smile As You Kill by DeadlyMarionette reviews
A frusterated Sakon recalls the events of his and his brothers childhood, wondering how they came to be the people they were. Sakon and Ukon fic. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakon
Cross the Heartland by justplainrii reviews
AU: The year is 1938. When financial troubles force Kairi to return to the city she came from, Sora hitches a ride with Donald and Goofy, who are looking for their boss, and tries to find her as he travels with them. But will Riku find her first?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,101 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Donald Duck, Goofy
Icha Icha Tactics by Ddriana reviews
Jiraiya finishes the trilogy and sends it to the publishers only a few weeks before Orochimaru’s secrets are revealed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
First Name Basis by Gray Raincloud reviews
[A Kurosuki Raiga fic] Waiting under the rain, Kisame gets a surprising visit. He's never been good at this kind of thing. Conversation can be entertaining, however, especially with guys like him. [One chapter only]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Retaliation by Kai's Snowfall reviews
Vexen uses Marluxia's plants for an experiment, and he knows that the latter will retaliate. Too bad Vexen forgot that no one beats Marluxia. [VexenMarluxia, Early CoM]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Feline by Orm reviews
Kabutofic. Nonnarrative, implied OroKabu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Makings of an Addiction by ContradictoryOrien reviews
Zexion has never smelled anything better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Zexion - Complete
Degenerate by boyamiconfuzed reviews
A ONESHOT about everyone's favorite Tallests. Written to answer the question, How can they hold their heads and all that armor up when they're so skinny?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Purple, Red - Complete
Through the Window by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Jealousy is a little red eyed robot... [ZADR, onesided ZAGirR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dreams by Ashsema reviews
What if the world you lived in your entire existence isn’t what it seems? What would you do if you find out your destiny was controlled by others? Dib and Zim are finding out the hard way. –Sorry for the delay. I’m not dead yet, nor is this tale
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,369 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002
Bots Can't Cry by Taijiya-san reviews
(Rattrap's POV, post-'Code of Hero') "I realized somethin' awhile back: I'm crazier than any of 'em put together. Not the same way Waspinator or Inferno are. The type of crazy I've got goin' is worse than any of theirs, 'cause I KNOW I'm crazy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2004
Original: The Ordinary Irken Repost by The Corpse of One Legato reviews
Original is an ordinary Irken. She's not an Invader, she's not a semi-tallest, and she's not in love with Zim or the tallests. She's just one Irken in a million. This is her story. Reposting from the beginning since I finally wrote an ending for it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,413 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003
Things Transformers Would Never Say or Do: My Way! by The Crab reviews
Warning: Try to avoid the cat/dog/goldfish when you fall out of your chair laughing. Any submissions wanted!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Purple Mountains Majesty by tapioca two-step reviews
When Purple extracts a disease unknown to the Irken medical field, it is up to a brave doctor and Red to try to find a cure. Is finished! Yay? R\R (the ending is full of confusion)!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by Cybra reviews
Thanks to one Irken's mistake in Operation Impending Doom I, half of Irk was burned. But now Tallest Purple is about to receive the shock of the century.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2002
Code Of Hero: A Decision In Passing by The Sickness reviews
A prelude to Dinobot's final decision as displayed in "Code Of Hero". Dinobot quotes T.S. Eliot's "Ash-Wednesday" when it suits him. Please review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2002
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Man of Dreams reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Teeth reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Medicine reviews
Penicillin's birth was the reason Pestilence got out of the Horseman business. And Pollution's death was the reason he got back in. Pestilence's history, from the 19th century to the aborted Armageddon, and beyond. Oneshot. Hints of PestilencePollution.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Pestilence, Pollution - Complete
Still Life of an Annihilation reviews
Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
The Internet Is for Prawn reviews
In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
In Short Supply reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
The Queen of Make Believe reviews
Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Nurse Joy, Mewtwo - Complete
Thicker Than Water reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
Most Prized Possession reviews
Many secrets surround Lord Voldemort, including the fact that he and Gilderoy Lockhart were once lovers. But when a new wanna be Dark Lord kidnaps him, what will he do to get 'Roy' back without revealing his secret? [Post HBP, DH spoilers, AU. Slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,818 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Voldemort, Gilderoy L.
Tears reviews
After giving his life to help Sora, Axel is saved by a Soldier Heartless, his other half. With no other goal, Axel and Soldier search for Roxas with the help of several odd allies. But even if Axel finds Roxas, what good is it if he still can't feel?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,076 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Two Shall Stand reviews
[2007Movieverse] The All Spark left several accidental Transformers in Mission City. A vending machine with Decepticon leanings and a cell phone who's searching for the Autobots team up to look for a way out of the city without the humans catching up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Wonder reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Staple Her Down reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Our Voice reviews
After Gaara becomes Kazekage, he hopes to mend the damaged alliance between Sand and Leaf. Several Konoha ambassadors are invited to Sunagakure for the New Year, one them being Hinata. She and Gaara soon realize how much they have in common. [GaaraHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
That Old Fashioned Family Nobility reviews
DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Last Chance For Salvation reviews
Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Idiom Plot reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Cordial Correspondence reviews
After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Widower and Accomplice reviews
At Xemnas's command, Marluxia has control over six members. However, not all of them know each other. As the individuals gradually come together, they try to figure each other out, with varying degrees of success. [oneshot, AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
Playing Another Side reviews
All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Familial Bonding and Digital Garlic reviews
Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Shame and Fame reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Has A Silver Lining reviews
Not all 'human' Nobodies, even if they are strong enough, make it into the Organization. Still, they all seem to meet with misfortune. Among the luckless, here's one of the most unlucky. [Oneshot][Pre CoM]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Foreign Affairs reviews
As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Blind Spots reviews
Suigetsu. Karin. Juugo. For a genius Uchiha, Sasuke understands almost nothing about their thoughts. Unfortunately, he understands even less about his own. [Drabblish][Spoilers for recent chapters]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Religious Artwork reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Of Hospitals, Acacias, and Mums reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke, Neji wakes up to find an odd guest in his hospital room, with flowers. At first he's confused, but eventually even returns the favor... [Sound 4 arc and Save Gaara arc spoilers. KankurouNeji. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
You Betcha reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Academic Curiosity reviews
Vexen wants to find out about Marluxia's past, but Marluxia is evading all his questions. But when Vexen finally uncovers Marluxia's past, he also finds out why Marluxia wanted Vexen with him at Castle Oblivion. Oneshot, slight MarluxiaVexen.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Lunatic reviews
A Nobody can't truly feel emotions without a heart, but some will do anything to find a replacement. Instead, they find each other, which might be even better. [Oneshot, MarluxiaSaix]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Marluxia, Saïx - Complete
Hypocrite reviews
Post Energon. An Autobot rookie isn't satisfied with the way the Autobots are being run, especially when it comes to Inferno's policies. Unfortunately, he's not smart enough to figure out what he dislikes and is just stupid enough to open his mouth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
To Hate Love reviews
Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
This Is A 'Con Job reviews
A collection of loosely related postEnergon oneshots and drabbles. Mostly starring Decepticons, as well as a few Minicons, Terrorcons, and disillusioned Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
Never to Move Freely reviews
[Energon] Everyone has had trouble in their past. Snowcat and Demolisher are no different. But Demolisher has worked past his demons. What will it take for Snowcat to get past his? [This fic is on hiatus and most likely dead. Don't expect updates soon.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004
Sanctified By Oppression reviews
tween ArmadaEnergon When the war ended, the Bots and the Cons were supposed to merge into one faction and live in peace, but it seems the Cons got the raw end of the deal. This is what happened in the 10 missing years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Quifosenkis reviews
A story about a deadly disease. 'Nuff said. If you haven't been reading this, don't start now. I'm not finishing this, but keeping it posted for posterity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
Soulless reviews
Raven's mirror and emotions are destroyed, leaving her an empty shell. Neither happy nor sad, angry nor amused, she is soulless. Only Beast Boy can bring her emotions back. Very slight BBR.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
The Christmas Party reviews
Zim learns the true meaning of Christmas at a school party. Unfortunately, he gets a second lesson on New Years.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Zim - Complete
Birthday of SPOOKY DOOM reviews
Zim learns that on someone's birthday, everyone else has to do whatever the birthday person wants. Zim uses this knowledge, and tries to take over Earth with it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Zim, Dib - Complete
They Said It Outright reviews
My first fic, which I wrote just so that I could have the honor of having something posted on this site. Is merely up here for the sake of nostalgia, it's not worth reading. Please don't. Please.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete