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Over the Counter by ordinary vamp reviews
Bella has a crush on Deliboy. She promises herself she won't look over the counter and past the frozen cakes, towards the Deli department. AH, rated M for salamis and Danishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Image by Rason reviews
Bella Swan is America's Sweetheart. Edward Masen is a photographer for Maxim. Bella's publicist wants her to sex up her image in order to break from her good girl persona. In comes the sexy photographer that not only changes her image, but also her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Class Act by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Bella's English teacher, Mr. Cullen, can't stop looking at her like she's something to eat. She's cooking up quite the meal for him. Little does he know, revenge is a dish best served cold. But what if she has the recipe wrong? E/B. Canon couples. Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chat Roulette by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella feels like a nobody at school until a overheard conversation leads her to Chat Roulette. What are the chances she gets paired up with her crush? Very likely. BxE Rated M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Santa by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I was an elf, one of the lowest of the low. I would have been more content if I actually worked at the North Pole, but no. No. I worked at another place. Synonymous with Hell. I worked at the mall. B/E Holiday One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
The Last to Know by ericastwilight reviews
Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language. Collab written with kyla713.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 266 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Charm Bella Swan Style by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
In the hopes of getting some distance from her long time crush, Bella gets just the opposite when she stays home from school on this fateful Monday. AH, M, Lemon Limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Other Half by Christobel Cullen reviews
Bella is a student at the University of Alaska. She's fiercely independent, but everything changes when she meets a stranger who refuses to leave her side. This story explores the subject of vampire mating. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invaded Existence by JukeBoxbliss reviews
Vampire, Edward Masen, finds someone as tempting as her blood. Can he see her as more than a pleasure giver? Will she ever see him as more than a monster? Or will it all be too late? Rated due to Adult Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,229 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pedal Pushers by SexyLexiCullen reviews
It's 1953, an era when people are still forced to hide their true selves. Bella is living the "American Dream" as Edward's wife & the perfect mother. But can she fight for her next-door neighbor, the progressive Miss Rosalie Hale?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Director's Cut by ericastwilight reviews
It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's What She Said by Born This Way Contest reviews
Jasper reveals something to his sister's best friend and it changes things for Edward. "Family of friends are off limits. But every rule had an exception, right?" *Entry for the Born This Way Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Totally Awkward by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heroes in Latex by helluvabell reviews
O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with mmsinful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart of a King by MandyLeigh87 reviews
"I do not desire to be seen," I murmured. He stopped and laughed a little under his breath. "What if it is my desire?" Historical os. Tudors inspired. B/E Rated M, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Of Condoms and Cobblestones by ordinary vamp reviews
The mission is simple: pick up condoms for Alice. But Bella doesn't expect to walk INTO the best Samaritan out there. And with an invitation to his house, it's understandable she accepts; if only to repay his generosity. AH. Gratuitous Smut. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jack, Jill and a Foosball Table by twilly reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends so they can't touch each other; but that doesn't mean they can't touch themselves. Things explode as they struggle though assembly instructions littered with nuts, rods and ball cups.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Sofa King Edward! by TEAMEDCHICAGO reviews
Bella finds herself in a very important covert mission...Operation "Get That Man's Tongue On My Cooter". Bella & Edward, Human. One-shot. Lots of Lemon and lot-o-funny! M/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Waiting by AutumnSong reviews
*Fornicatin' Father's Day Entry* Family fun,Chocolate Cake & Blowjobs,OH MY! Lit. Col. Dr. Cullen comes home to Bella & son after two long tours. When little eyes aren't looking Mommy & Daddy get naughty, in and out of the house.AH/Non-Cannon/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
How to Get Your Balls Back by Missypooh reviews
The sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly 2 years since we last saw engaged Bella & Edward.The proverbial honeymoon period has ended and Edward can't seem to tell Bella no-even when he should. Will they make it work? EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,098 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night by up2late reviews
Bella and Rosalie agree to kiss their virginity goodbye on prom night... but will Edward and Emmett be the only ones getting off? Rated M for lemony goodness. B/Ed & R/Em & B and R self-loving, but no slash. Pervy Picspiration Inspired
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by SueBee0619 reviews
A chance meeting on an airplane and a slip of the tongue. Who knew saying something so wrong could make everything so right? 1st Place Judge's Choice for the Awkward Turtle Contest. Because an awkward Bella is, well, awkward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wedding Belles for Prince Edward by up2late reviews
As the Spare Heir, Prince Edward is looking to blow off a little steam as the festivities ramp up for his big brother's wedding. Inspired by the royal wedding. Rated for language and LEMONS! O/S E/B WARNING: Some E/Alice and E/Jessica action too!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Voyeur by GothicTemptress reviews
A demure princess visits Cullen Castle. She perceives a few interesting things about the inhabitants & Prince Edward discovers that beneath her customary veil of piety, a dangerously inquisitive creature lurks, much to his pleasure. An erotic One Shot exploring voyeurism and the delicious seduction of a virgin tempted to pull aside her maiden's veil to do more that just watch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 409 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Game by Leninja reviews
My first fanfic. Based loosely on the movie Sex Games / Cruel intentions. Edward is the school's player and Bella is the new girl. Bella is going to be Edwards most exciting game ever. Will she fall for his game or will he fall for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,339 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Password Protected: Only 98 Percent Effective by lexiecullen17 reviews
Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. 1st Place in the High Times Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Struggle for the Top by chele681 reviews
Vampires at play. Peter / Bella / Jasper smut indulgence ficlet especially for Sweet Dulcinea. Just enough plot to make it palatable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Peter, Jasper
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Director's Cut by Lawn Girl reviews
A companion piece to my fic, The Hood. This will contain alternate POVs, outtakes and the like. Rated M for all the possible naughty things my silly mind can come up with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inhale Her by Lawn Girl reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9334 - Favs: 6,409 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Known by magicaltears reviews
Ever have a life changing moment? I did when I was 13. I grew up with my parents Renee and Charlie and my friends the Cullens...until I was 13...That's the day I was kidnapped.BPOV.AH. What happens to Bella when she finds her family again. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,777 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pineapple by maia.maiestas reviews
What is poor Cedric to do when his girlfriend, Hermione, announces that her hand is covered in pineapple juice? Well, help her, of course! WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
A Very Handy Vending Machine by eddiebell69 reviews
Edward Masen is the hot security guard where Bella Swan works, and they are just friends, but things get hot and steamy on his birthday. 2nd Place Winner of the Gotta Love A Man in Uniform One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprisingly Unexpected by djlambeth808 reviews
Bella has lived in Forks her whole life with her sister, Rosalie, and brother, Jasper. But what happens when the Cullens move to town and one of them catches Bella's eye? Not AH! ***DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess by maia.maiestas reviews
Cedric finds a cold Hermione sitting in the snow near the Black Lake. At first he just means to keep her company but soon neither of them can deny the attraction that flares between the two. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight by samx5453 reviews
One-shot really juicy lemon. For adults only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dr FeelGood by OperaGurl04 reviews
Bella has known Dr. Cullen since she was a child and has wanted him just as long. Now that she's legal, will she get what she's always wanted? AU/AH Bella/Carlisle - LEMON One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Picture Worth A Thousand Words by Padme-And-Anakin-4-Ever reviews
Edward is a 24-year-old Virgin Model for Brandon-Swan Studios. What happens when he does a photo shoot with the famous photographer, Miss Swan? SECOND PLACE WINNER for the 'Pop My Cherry' Contest! Rated M for lemony-goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stand In by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten Phones and Chess Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All of Her by maia.maiestas reviews
Cedric and Hermione have a little bumping in and afterwards Cedric can't get her off his mind. And she can't say no to him. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Friday Changed my Life by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has wanted Edward Cullen for years, and now that she can get her hands on him on Friday, she's all too excited. What happens when she finds out he's gay? He switches teams in the most delicious way.- Big fat lemon, crazy plot one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7074 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fragility of Tears by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Step Three, little Miss Lily Evans," James said quietly, turning back to his books and feeling her hot gaze on him, "Step three: I get the girl." JPLE, One-Shot, Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Need Your Comfort by maia.maiestas reviews
It's the day before the first challenge of the Triwizard Tournament, and Cedric needs comfort from his special someone. Just how will Hermione make him feel at ease? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Risky Business One Shot by Alyssa Cullen from Twilighted reviews
After a considerably long and draining week at school and work, Bella's been through it all. She needs to blow off a little steam this weekend... AU / AH OOC. Rated M for Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by Queen Nightingale reviews
You blush when you see her hand slip into his pants. JPLE Main , One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Lix and Her Bag of Tricks by goldenmeadow reviews
Glass toys? Cleaning products? Furniture stores and sexin’ galore? A wee get well round robin for our slobber-monkey. Very RATED M for adults only. AU, hilarious hot, so bring your funny bone and leave your panties at the door. Oneshot silliness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time Turns Elastic by Lawn Girl reviews
This is a sample o/s for the FMLContest. For more info on this contest please visit http://www DOT fanfiction DOT net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Emmett's Hannukah Challenge by lexiecullen17 reviews
The Cullen Family is gearing up for another holiday season. Emmett has a special challenge for the boys. Who will be brave enough to accept the terms? Post-BD. Written for the Eight Days of Cullen. Rated M for language and an absolutely hilarious lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mad World by SlayerKitty00 reviews
New Moon/Eclipse AU - What if Edward was the one who save Bella after she jumped off the cliff?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,008 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Mitten by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Bella and Edward are both phone sex operators. One night a slip of the tongue changes everything between them. Written for Round Mound crackfic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tablecloth by RaeCullen reviews
One geeky Edward, one hot Bella and one snuggie. Enough said. Snuggieward written for Waffles5509 by RaeCullen, LittleClareStar and Agoraphobiantic. "It's just not a holiday w/o stuffing". Rated M for obvious lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 9,458 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something of Note by B.C Daily reviews
James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 172 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
In Dreams by WithAplomb reviews
Separated by 1800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover? Rated M for a bit of sweariness, dreaming and just in case. Edward & Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,084 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cave by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. For those who wanted more of Katniss/Peeta in their "cave". LEMONY. Slightly OOC.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hogwarts Has Cruel Intentions Too by lovelyoOeyesOo reviews
Draco Malfoy is challenged by someone unexpected. His prize? His greatest conquest yet, but at what cost? Hermione will do anything to get Ron, but will it work to her favor? Ginny, Blaise, Pansy and the twins will sit back and watch it all unfold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,438 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
3 Love Way by Mannequin85 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS HEAVY SMUT - EMPHASIS ON HEAVY! Cross-over with harry potter. Edward, Bella & Ginny are friends with fantasies. Basically PWP. Title is very indicative. MA/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eve of Forever by mabarberella reviews
Edward's internal struggle with his blood lust, his love, his virtues, and his animalistic lust for Bella on the eve of their wedding day. Sweet one-shot lemon, hopefully in character, Edward's POV. My first fanfic ever - please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay With Me by Amaya Rayne reviews
AH. One-Shot. Lemon. Edward and Bella attend acting school where their roles require them to spend some extra time outside class to prepare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 579 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5139 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Just Let Me Die by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Bella catches Alice and Edward in a questionable position. An accident, a change, and maybe a new love? All she wants is death. How hard is it to just die? I know it's been done before, but not quite like this. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR IT'S CHARACTERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Savannahbobanna reviews
Edward is unfaithful, and only Jasper is there to pick up the pieces of Bella's tattered heart. When a close call with werewolves drives the vampires of Forks to a rash decision, Bella is the one who suffers the consequences. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper - Complete