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Joined 10-03-10, id: 2562799, Profile Updated: 02-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hobbit.

Hello everyone. I love to write. That seems simple enough.

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The Real Thing by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Bilbo Baggins discovers the difference between what he reads in books and the real thing. Thilbo Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Fourteen Pieces of Unsolicited AdviceAnd One Time Thorin Asked by cc62827 reviews
"Enough!" I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. "Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit." I let my eyes harden. "Anyone who tries will answer to me."
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Late at Night I Shall Seek Comfort by Resacon1990 reviews
Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Kiss at Midnight by Lady Talla-doe reviews
New years is a time to celebrate beginnings and jobs well done. But Jack isn't into the whole 'party festive gathering' thing;When Bunnymund finally finds him, it's three hours past midnight, and past traditional kissing hour, but three hundred years is a long time to go without being introduced to an old tradition.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Worshiping at the Modern Altar by TresMaxwell reviews
"Big man in a suit of armor, take that away and what are you?" He has a quick answer ready, but it's not the truth. Alone in the dark, he's just lost. Starts off smut, gets to the plot later. Steve/Tony. This is movie-verse, I've never read the comics.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,686 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Caught in the Rain by Quiris reviews
Shion and Nezumi return to the western district on a bout of nostalgia. After witnessing a rainy sunset, the two decide to warm up.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Ceremonials by Butterfly Heart reviews
Even when exhausted and half-asleep, Tony cannot help but give in to Steve's gentle touches./Steve/Tony, established relationship, fluffy sex because they deserve it. 'Nuff said.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Ultimate Gift by Schattengestalt reviews
Harry decides on the perfect gift for Severus birthday and hopes that it won t be rejected. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You're the Closest to Heaven That I'll Ever Be by Otaku786 reviews
In which Noah Puckerman, the hard-core snuggler, is extremely talented with his hands, and Kurt feels...not blessed, but extremely lucky. -S3,minor spoiler for Quinn,fluffy PWP Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dog Days by Mikkeneko reviews
On his way home from work one day, Fai encounters a stray dog and decides to feed it. Before long, he finds that he's made a friend determined to stay by his side and protect him - whether he likes it or not. PG, AU, Kuro/Fai. Now complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,821 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
In Your Eyes by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,755 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Entanglement by KittenKin reviews
Kurogane finds out that Fai has a thing for having his hair touched...and a thing for Kurogane.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Fai, Kurogane
Yusuke's First Rut by Violet Hyena reviews
When demons go into rut their body and mind are telling them to find a mate and now it's Yusuke's turn. The thing is that he found his mate, but the problem is he's having trouble letting himself have his mate; Kuwabara.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
5 Times, 1 Time by writesstuff reviews
5 times Puck pretended to be Kurt's boyfriend and 1 time he didn't have to...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Salacity by Brunette S Angel reviews
After a fight at school Cloud meets Leon, an alluringly jaded and surprisingly amiable newcomer whose mysterious personality captures Cloud completely. Tony, Cloud's usual attacker, doesn't like this one bit and will do anything to keep Cloud miserable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,720 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
My Newbie's Suicide by JacksBoonie reviews
After his father's death, JD commits suicide. Now he is forced to live as a ghost until he finds the real reason he killed himself. But why is it that Doctor Cox can see him when no one else can? Can the older man help him before it's too late? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Singles Awareness Day by cutiechibi reviews
AU. Shonen ai. Yusuke has the fun job of being single and working at a card store of all places on Valentine's Day. Enter Kurama to make his day better.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
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Erebor University reviews
Bilbo Baggins was the first Hobbit to ever attend Erebor U. So, of course he wouldn't know about the Oakenshields. He just didn't know why it had to be him they chose as their burglar. Modern AU, though still with Hobbits and Dwarves and all those fun creatures.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam reviews
Edward's life has been stuck in a constant downward spiral. Bedridden for two weeks is not high on his to-do list, and definitely not while having to train a young alchemist who thinks Ed is some kind of messiah. Brotherhood Centric, EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,520 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete