I'm totally obsessed with Vampire Academy and Twilight, especially Edward and Dimitri: who are the hottest guys in humanity. I soooo wish they were real.

Favourite Quotes:

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.- Rose, Vampire Academy

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class." - Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Really good. I think you have a promising future as a house wife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars."- Rose
"Funny that's exactly my dream." -Christian, Shadow Kiss

Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse

Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and—'
He stood up. 'Let's dance." Succubus Blues

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Your Guy Side:

I like jeans (x)

Il ike hoodies (x)

dogs are better than cats ( )

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (x)

Shopping is tourture ( )

Sad movies suck ( )

You own/ed and x-box ( )
Played with hotwheel cars as a kid (x)

at some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter (x)

You own/ed a Ds Ps2 or Sega (x)

You used to be obsessed with power rangers (x)

You watch sports on TV ( )

Gory movies are cool (x)

You go to your dad for advice (x)

You own like a trillion baseball caps ( )

You like going to high school foot ball games. ( )

Baggy pants are cool to wear (x)

It's kinda weird to have a sleepover with a bunch of people (x)

Green black red blue or silver are one of your favorite colors (x)

You love to go crazy and don't care what people think (x)

Sports are fun ( )

talk with food in your mouth. (x)

Sleep with socks on at night...(x)

Total 15/25

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/ chapstick ( )

You love to shop (x)

You wear eyeliner (x)

You love to wear pink ( )

You go to your mom for advice ( )

you consider cheerleading a sport ( )

you hate wearing black ( )

You like hanging out at the mall (x)

You like getting manicures and pedicures (x)

You like wearing jewelry (x)

Skirts are a big part of your wordrobe ( )

Shopping is one of you favorite hobbies (x)

You don't like star wars (x)

You were in gymnastics/dance ( )

It takes you around/ or more than one hour to get showered dressed and make up (x)

You smile alot ore than you should ( )

You have more than ten pairs of shoes (x)

You care about what you look like (x)

You like wearing dresses when you can (x)

You like body spray/ purfume/ colonge (x)

You love the movies (x)

You used to play with dolls as a kid. ( )

like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (x)

Like being the star of everything.(x)

Total 16/24

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well... duh, a bit late, huh)!

5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)