Author has written 10 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Morganville Vampires, Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Robin Hood BBC.
Pen nam: Teamtwihard
Real name: BELLA SWAN... No wait... Just Isabelle
Date of birth: 18/05/1991 (Makin me 21)
Im now on Twitter so if you want to hear my insane thoughts then follow me @Titch_Izzy
i have also started a blog so check it out http://therealconfessions.blogspot.co.uk/
Favourite books: God is there enough room for this well here's a few just to start
- Vampire Academy
- Morganville Vampires
Favourite Manga: Much easier
-Ouran high school host club
The Ultimite Conundrunm:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?
Then why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that it up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE
Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’
Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’
Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.