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Joined 10-03-10, id: 2562922, Profile Updated: 03-26-15
Author has written 16 stories for Regular Show, Sheep In The Big City, Amazing World of Gumball, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Fallout, X-overs, Deus Ex, My Little Pony, Parodies and Spoofs, Max Payne, Dark Souls, Mass Effect, and Heavy Rain.

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Teen with to much time on his hands. Mostly lazy.

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Age: 19
Weight: Who asked you?
Height: 6' something.
Status: Single and Misanthropic. (As in, I don't get out much. I'm actually quite nice.)
Racial Preference: Hispanic (sister says, "Acts like a white boy." 99.99% correct.)

Likes: Cartoons, Games, Art, Writing, and BACOOOON!

Dislikes: Annoying, rude, and cruel people (Ha! I'm saying that on the internet!), injuries, and stupid crossovers. (SonicXCSI, barf)


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After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,627 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear
Fun Nights at Freddy's by Disturbed KoRn reviews
What REALLY happens from 12 a.m. to 6 a.m.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,731 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie
They Say It's Your Birthday by mamamu-yan reviews
Mike can't remember enjoying any of his birthdays in the past 24 years of his life. Thankfully, Freddy Fazbear's specializes in making birthdays as special as can be. !This will now be the place for my meaningless drabbles/oneshots! Mainly rated T for Mike's potty mouth.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Mike Schmidt
Five Weeks at Freddy's by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
Crap Nights at Freddy's by Arruruchama reviews
When you're at Freddy's, shit happens. Deal with it. See Freddy lose his patience, Foxy lose his innocence, and see Bonnie's reaction to people pairing him with Freddy and thinking HE'S a girl.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Bonnie, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy - Complete
Hazardous by PatchTheProdigy reviews
Life at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza has always been somewhat tranquil, and you know, the animatronics were fine with that. One trip to the rarely-trodden upon annex will change everything that Bonnie and the others have ever known. What is with these new animatronics, and why do they want the Fazband gone?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Bonnie, Chica] [Freddy Fazbear, Foxy]
Employee of the Year by Dead Decoy reviews
Mike finds himself alone in the pizzeria when Freddy and the other robots must undergo a system diagnostic that leaves them offline for a full 24 hours. However, the underpaid guard's night to himself brings about something far darker than a motley band of misfit metal mascots.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,609 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear, Chica
Demon And Wolves by williamlim3 reviews
What if Noble Six was saved from his death by the Pillar of Autumn, and then became Master Chief's Partner-in-Crime? One, a lone wolf by choice, one a lone wolf by fate. AU. First Fanfic so i apologize in advance.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,126 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night One: Foxy's Freedom by DeltaV reviews
The first in my planned series of stories set two weeks after the 7th Night. The animatronics aren't out to get Mike anymore, but that still doesn't mean the end of his problems when he finds his keys to the front door missing... Rated T for big boy language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Complete
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,397 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Beyond train rides by Blank pen clear ink reviews
While hiding from the law may be difficult and stressful, having an over protective and mischievous entity always makes things better... except when said entity decides to ignore her commands. All Jodie wanted was some sleep, and instead, she get's side tracked by Aiden's pranksーand yet not only that, by some memories as well. One shot! Rated T for language.
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Jodie H., Aiden - Complete
The Childhood of Mordecai Quintel by Park Ryder reviews
This is a story of Mordecai's childhood. I hope you all like it! Rated T to be safe and a little swearing is in it
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby
Doors of Fire by Patchyman reviews
WW2/Redwall story. Mossflower is brutilized under the rule of a group known as the Faction, but the time for retribution has come. Samuel Melton, a young squirrel part of an elite unit known as sky-jumpers, take the first step in Mossflower's salvation
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,034 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Asleep in a Blizzard by RinnySega reviews
COMPLETED. Benson's depression is slowly getting worse as the summer draws to a close. Will he have a saving grace or be in too deep by the time winter comes around? Warning: Language and Abuse. Update: Now a comic over at DeviantArt
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,198 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Benson - Complete
Dear Mass Effect by Herana reviews
"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Day in the Life of Sheogorath by saberstorm reviews
The Greymarch is over. Now what is that Madgod up to today? A series of shorts dealing with the various things the ascended Sheogorath tends to get herself into. Open to requests.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
A Fresh Start by futureauthor13 reviews
He needed a fresh start, a new thrill in his life. Only problem was he had no idea where to find it, or a job for that matter. That is, until he met a certain lollipop man. Benson and Pops drabble. Complete!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Benson, Pops - Complete
A Doctor a Day Keeps the BlueJay Away by I Lost My Buh-Lance reviews
To play a really cool arcade game, Mordecai needs a notice from the doctor. This task should be easy enough for anyone to do, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
Life on the Outside by Heraclod reviews
Never, ever give a warden your name.
Crossover - Superjail! & Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Outcast Town? by I Lost My Buh-Lance reviews
After having a severe car accident, Pops goes missing. In addition to this, Mordecai and Rigby need to find him, and they stumble upon a bizarre parallel world called Outcast Town. Could Pops be hidden somewhere in Outcast Town?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Elevator Music! by I Lost My Buh-Lance reviews
Going home from the vet's office after accidentally killing Pops' pet bird, Mordecai and Rigby get stuck an elevator? Nothing too bad or dangerous can occur in an elevator, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Click by Comrade Zed reviews
Click. The raccoon loaded the shotgun with trembling paws. Click. His friend, a blue jay, pushed against the door with all his strength as a ravenous horde of the undead mindlessly tried to break it down. Click. Neither of them would survive the night.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
He's just not that into you by SinceILeftYou reviews
Shepard has finally had enough of Garrus and his precious calibrations. Rated T for the odd expletive here and there.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard and Garrus Vakarian trade their favourite 'war story' books, but discover that whilst they might be very compatible, their ideas of a good book are not. Rated for suggestive imagery.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Everyone in the Galaxy Stay With Garrus by Noraque reviews
A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Name Archangel by Cally Starkiller reviews
This time, the name Archangel holds a different meaning for Shepard as Garrus buys a strange 'package' for her from the Citadel but when the 'package' escapes, a chase ensues. One-shot. Inspired by a convo between my mother and me.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Half Life: Two Man War by Senatvs Popvlvsqve Romanvs reviews
At the same time Gordon was awakened by the G-Man, USMC Corporal Adrian Shephard was awakened. After putting aside their differences, they team together with Alyx and lead the rebellion against the Combine.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009
Matchmaking Madness by Psychochick52 reviews
Sheogorath decides to fix up Haskill with a date goes about as well as you would expect .
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Strange Weather by EbonyShroud reviews
When Sheogorath's mortal champion leaves the Shivering Isles to restock supplies, the Daedra Prince believes that it is because she is bored and needs a reminder about her duties.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventures of a Handyman! by cheezburgerlover reviews
A G-mod story about a man who gets paid for what we all do on Gmod: Kill, build and destroy! Chapter 8 is now up.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008
Decisions, Decisions by Noraque reviews
The Mass Effect universe has many decisions to be made. But how many of them are important? Some random fun being poked at the inconsistencies of ME. No chronology. Please read/review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Griggs and Sheckley Oneshot Collection by cheezburgerlover reviews
A collection of oneshots concerning everyone's favorite duo. Final chapter: Griggs and Sheckley say good bye to their home and continue on with their lives in the wake of the collapse of the super portal.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Sonic Adventure: The Ultimate Parody! by jackattack555 reviews
A look at the many stupid, funny things about the first Sonic Adventure game! Brought to you by the author of the famous Sonic: Truth or Dare...so expect lots of laughs in this!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,684 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Journal of a Mirage MT Pilot by Twisted Fun Stuff Guy reviews
NOT BASED ON ACTUAL GAME EVENTS. A former MT pilot for Mirage puts up his journal for all to see.
Armored Core - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
InvadED by AMX reviews
A few weeks after Cartoon Network Invaded, a new student moves to Peach Creek. However, what is his true motive? The Eds are about to find out! Ed Edd n EddyInvader Zim crossover. R&R
Crossover - Invader Zim & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,625 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Heart by false reviews
Man. Machine. The heart within beats for both to live.
Armored Core - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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I Despise Being Forced to Write a Minimum of Words for My Own Story reviews
Somepony is definitely not happy that his story cannot be submitted to a contest because it does not meet a word length requirement. But if he has any hopes to get into the contest, he'll have to come up with something even longer than he anticipated in order to have it read. This is that story.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25
Dear Knight Artorias reviews
A story of the great Knight Artorias.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
Crossover Shenanigans: The Danger at Luna Base reviews
Shepard is dispatched, once again, to the moon to resolve a crisis.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Regular Show: The Great Game Caper reviews
The exciting MMORPG, Dimensions of the Lost, is coming out, and Mordecai and Rigby are pre-ordering it. But when a government official informs them on a dire plot behind this release, the duo and co. must foil an evil doers plot to take over the World! (Continuity with show: Up until "Camping Can Be Cool" in Season 3)
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011
Crossover Shenanigans: Sarif's Lunch reviews
Adam Jensen is sent on an important mission.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Crossover Shenanigans: Max is a Maximum Pain
Max settles a score with an old "acquaintance."
Crossover - Max Payne & Heavy Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Zombie Killing Love Affair of Magic Z
What happens when a zombie slayer fall in love? (Note: A fic purely for the lulz.)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,382 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012
Edgar's Superfluous Surging Sane Story
The most sane story you'll read. I guarantee it.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Published: 7/28/2012
A Lonesome Road reviews
A poem about the FNV DLC, Lonesome Road
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Cartoon Confessions 4: Computer reviews
The computer always helped Courage out, but something must have happen that caused him to make a stop at the Toon Tavern.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Computer - Complete
Cartoon Confessions 3: Nicole Watterson reviews
Making a quick stop at the Toon Tavern, Nicole Watterson reveals she's more than just a workaholic mom.
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Nicole W. - Complete
Cartoon Confessions 2: Sheep reviews
Sheep comes by to the Toon Tavern and shares what has happen in his life and others since the show ended.
Sheep In The Big City - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Cartoon Confessions: High Five Ghost reviews
Edgar, a bartender at the Toon Tavern, meets High Five Ghost and finds out about some secrets he has to hide.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - High-Five Ghost - Complete
Buying Coffee reviews
Mordecai and Rigby have to buy coffee. How hard could that be?
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Ten Mordecais and a Time Loop reviews
Mordecai has a problem involving a time loop and nine other versions himself. Oneshot. Rated T for a few choice words and implications.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
Energy Drinks reviews
Mordecai and Rigby buy a new energy drink. But what happens when Rigby doesn't pay attention to the warning label? Oneshot.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete