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Joined 10-03-10, id: 2563111, Profile Updated: 01-28-12
Author has written 12 stories for Gorillaz, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teen Titans, Total Drama series, South Park, Fantastic 4, NCIS, and A Clockwork Orange.

Yes, that's my picture! I recently got married! MARRIED! To whom? BrokenOrphan (Another Fanfictioner on here!)

I am bored. So let me begin by talking about some of my "friends" on Fanfiction. Yes I do know these people in REAL life. Haha.

Hyde'nGoSeek- His full name Is Elijah Quinton Hyde Adams. He has TWO middle names. But we call him Hyde, and then when want him to know we are being VERY VERY VERY serious, we call him Elijah. Which automatically let's him know the game is over. Hah! He's a bit..odd, and rebellious, but a total rocker and he's pretty much well awesome! Vandalizing, smoking, and making sarcastic jokes here and there are his favourite past times. He also has a strange attachment to his sunglasses and he works at a record store. He LOVES music. But only "good" music. Old rock. Ozzy, Led Zep., Nirvana(not AS old), Rolling Stones, SOME Beatles, Clash, Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Lynard Skynard, and the list goes on and on and on. Trust me. Plus, he believes in almost every conspiracy there is. He has MAJOR trust issues. He hardly even believes our clocks tell the right times. Haha, wha-? Love him to death though, regardless!

WeirdsBestFriend- She's nuts. Absolutly nuts. She's not a spaz, or annoying. She's crazy as in, she'll go to a rock concert and somehow get us all backstage with the band.

Omnes- Not as nuts as Weirds is. She's a bit more quiet but not by much but she has a very distinct point of view on life that I will leave up to her if she'd like to talk about it. She's a very personal person.

BrokenOrphan- He's not crazy nuts at all and I only know him real life upon seeing him at the movie theatre one time with what I think was his grandfather even though they didn't share too much of resembalance...I recognized his picture and we talked via PM'ing. Not sure if he considers me his friend or not but...I'd like it if we could maybe go out and talk sometime...*blush* usually, I'd be worried about him reading this, but he never reads profiles. He told me..haha. So,like I said before, he's not crazy but he is odd. He has some..quirks. But I take it that maybe he's just not the social type? So I suppose he has social quirks...UPDATE!: I'm now married to him! We've moved in together, gotten married, and now I am expecting a baby or two! Which is due around October sometime. I'm two months!!

Yes, so. I know those people in real life. Now,I've told you about there personalities, now I'll talk about different things about them and in the process maybe a little about about myself.

Weirdsbestfriend- I met her in my science class. She asked if we weremaking explosives. She didn't do it for a laugh or attention either because she went up AFTER class to ask the teacher personally if they were. A little later she won some tickets in some crazy contest she entered. She automatically asked me because I had sat at her table at lunch one time.

I asked why she didn't ask one of her close friends and she said she didn't exactly have "close" friends. SO, I went. I guess maybe I'm a little crazy too but we went and somehow we managed to get the front of the stage and Weirds managed to get a song sung to her specifically by the band because they said she showed great spirit for the band.

How does she manage...nevermind...I'm not gonna go nuts over this right now.

Omnes- I met her at a beach, she was avoiding the sun at all costs and I joined her unerneath a palm tree. THe beach wasn't my type of place either. I was obligated asI promised another of my friends I would watch her surf, (even though there was hardly any waves) and Omnes apparently thought that she needed to face her fear of the sun. TO this day I'm sure if she was kidding about being afraid of the sun. SHe usually does go at great lengths to avoid it...

Those two friends, I hang out with a lot to my dismay. Haha, and were the three most unlikely trio. Unlikely meaning, most unlikely to get along.

BrokenOrphan- Yes, well..I've already told you about that!

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Sickness by doctorcoffeeboy reviews
Sherlock comes down with a bout of sickness but being Sherlock, tries to deny anything is wrong until it catches up to him at a crime scene. Written for 'AssassinOfRome'. Non-slash, just bromance. Rated for elbow-room.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Relative by Princess Angel Rose reviews
A brother is someone who shares parents with you. At least, that's Sherlock's understanding of it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Illness by Aeolian Mode reviews
Light is stuck chained to L, who falls ill unexpectedly. Light struggles to deal with L's rapidly progressing sickness, and L turns it into an odd opportunity to further investigate Light based on how he handles the situation. Not Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A CxE Story by kairi4evur reviews
A ChrisxEmily story. Title sucks, shut up. Remember Emily? The airport worker now intern that I named/popularized? She needs more love. So I wrote this. The pairing needs more love too. ChrisxEmily Btw, Emily needs to be added to the character list
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Chris M., the interns
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
5 Times Amy Was Too Clumsy by KatieLove101 reviews
And one time Bender was. BenderxAmy ONESHOT
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Amy W., Bender R. - Complete
Hoist the Colours by storylover18 reviews
One-shot. Jack sits with a dying sailor aboard the Black Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Rational Machine by Solstice Zero reviews
Sherlock passes out. John muses on the reasons why. Containing an absorbing case, two bags of shopping, and a few apples.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I knew you're father by In-my-own-world555 reviews
The joker’s father comes to Gotham framing the joker for a crime but eventually the truth come through which ends up in the joker having to stop his father before he hurts anybody else.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Joker, J. Gordon
Thunderstorm by juno08 reviews
Noodle is frightened of thunderstorms! can she turn to her big brothers for comfort? charming story with some MurdocNoodle fluffyness. [ONESHOT]
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
I Cry At Night Because I Don't Have A Dad by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
When Cartman was faking Tourette's, he let a few things slip that no one was ever supposed to hear.... [[based on the latest episode, Le Petit Tourette.]] angst, implied slash kindof. a oneshot drabbletype thing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
No Rum Today, Captain Sparrow by JaxLass reviews
PostCotPB. Silly short story. Jack hides tainted rum aboard ship. Hallucinations and hilarity ensue as the poor crew tries to get between the drink and their oddly ailing captain.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs
You Save Me by BLIvorySS reviews
Something is wrong with Beast Boy. His powers are on the fritz and his emotions are causing Raven to lose control. As Beast Boy's world starts to spin out of control, his friends discover a side of him that he swore they'd never see.BBxRae Enjoy! Liss
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Under the weather by Bouncy cat reviews
Kakashi is sick. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
Blue Devils by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
After Franklin Storm dies, Johnny takes excess alcohol consumption and gets delirium tremens. Can Sue and Reed help Johnny with his hallucinations and irrational talking? R&R plz
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Faust by Olive'sBadDreams reviews
[Gorillaz] After a hard day... A different take on the Prelude of Rise of the Ogre. [OneShot Murdoc angst and abuse]
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
The Rum Bottle Soaked in Blood by Asher Elric reviews
Jack and his father have a disagreement.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007
Glass by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
Noodle finds an injured bird, and hesitantly asks for help from the only one in Kong: Murdoc. Phase One. ONESHOT
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Beautiful Boy by OriginalPippie reviews
Bam has been suffering from a bad depression. Durring this depression he starts to believe that he is a kid again and winds up in the hospital.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Marie by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
When beastboy is seperated from his friends, and injured he is found by a young mother who cares for him. no romance
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Beast Boy
Jack by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Song parody of Weird Al Yankovic's Gump, sung about Captain Jack Sparrow, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Sunrise by Jack Sparrow's Black Pear reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow get's terrible Ill will this be his last Sunrise?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003
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The Machine's Symphony reviews
AU! Alex DeLarge and his droogs are known to be something like the modern Robin Hood and Merry Men. Taking from the rich and giving to the poor. But a series of trials will test their friendship. Tragedies will test the very bond of brotherhood.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Alex
Fund Baby reviews
A criminal that knew Tony's parents, says something that really strikes a cord and he can't help but go off to the surprise to his co-workers because no one can tell him that he had it easy as a kid.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Total Drama Rama reviews
I need 15 Contestants! Submit your OC to be in Total Drama Rama. The newest season of Total Drama. In this season, contestant will go through grueling challanges and twists at every corner on a tropical island, or in a frozen bungalow, or..? APPS CLOSED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
Trauma reviews
Tony's mentality has been decreasing slowly ever since he got kidnapped and saved Ziva. What he went through was something no man should have to endure. Traumatized by the events of the kidnapping, can the team save him? or will he slip into darkness?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tony D.
Compensate reviews
Johnny refuses to talk after the accident of their mother and Susan doesn't know how to handle it. She let's anger get her and says some mean things to her little brother. Then she decides she'll have to compensate for her mothers death by stepping up.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Total South reviews
APPS OPEN! I need 14 OC's! 14 new people move into South Park, most of them not expecting half of what this crazy town is all about. When the new kids meet the gang, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, some may fall in love, others may just be dumbfounded.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011
My id reviews
Chris's personality and why the way he is explained in a few poems. 1 Narcissism
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Chris M.
Instinct reviews
Beast Boy was traumatized by something he saw. He's had to fight quite a many of villains before, but when the image of freshly beaten dogs are in his mind he is very disturbed by even the thought, can the Titans help him overcome what he saw?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Beast Boy
Helicopter reviews
"It was me who was supposed to die that day.." No one understands the true meaning of the lyrics of El Manana. Here's everyone's take on the day that 2-D walked into practice with the lyrics. Story ends with 2D's reasoning for the lyrics.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - 2D
Puzzle Piece reviews
Murdoc hasn't seen his mother in years. Locked in a Mental Hospital, suffering from Schizophrenia, Murdoc doesn't think he could bear to see her. But one day, Murdoc gets a call from her psychiatrist. And he's forced to go see her with the band.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Murdoc N.
Ambidexterous reviews
Gibbs and Elizabeth have a small debate on what-handed Jack is. Elizabeth swears he's left and Gibbs swears he's right. Jack says that they're both wrong!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Slave reviews
Plagued with nightmares, dreams and flashbacks of his childhood, Jack later is faced with bad news from his father. Now on the verge of constant adventure, he might just have to reveal more about himself then he ever wanted to, to his crew and friends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow