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Joined 10-04-10, id: 2563909, Profile Updated: 05-02-14
Author has written 13 stories for Fallout, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, Office, and Red Dead Redemption.

I write femslash pairings that only interest me and like five other people.

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The Best Entertainment by Rae D. Magdon reviews
For Memory of Alessa. When Aria T'Loak finds out that Liara has the asari councilor's office bugged, she decides to kill two birds with one stone by seducing Councilor Tevos in her office and embarrassing her 'rival'. EDITED 04/02/15
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Flames by Spiritslayer reviews
The Aldmeri Dominion had designs on the College of Winterhold, and the knowledge contained within. First Ambassador Elenwen sends one of her best to aid in claiming the College for the Thalmor... but what happens when her favorite Operative defects? Can she change their mind... or, with a visitor from Alinor incoming, is she too late? Rated T for language/violence. (COMPLETE)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Elenwen, OC - Complete
Match Made In Purgatory by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Prompt: "Aria finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of being in love." Aria T'Loak pretends that she isn't falling for Tevos because of their friends-with-benefits arrangement, but is forced to confront the problem when Tevos brings someone else as her date to Shepard and Liara's wedding. Follows The Best Entertainment, Again, and The Only Thing. UPDATED 03/08/14
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,206 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Councilor Tevos, Aria T'Loak] [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
The Archmage's Tower by Souplog reviews
Karliah tries to steal from the Archmage's tower, but gets sucked into the beautiful Archmage's nefarious schemes to make Skyrim a better place. Ponderous Femslash.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Karliah - Complete
The Richest of Them All by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
While Matriarch Aethyta never wanted for money, it took only a few individuals to realize how fortunate she truly was.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Aethyta, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Somebody That I Used To Know by RoseThern1 reviews
Effie is missing and Haymitch must devise a plan under the guise of killing Snow to return to the Capitol and rescue her. Rewrites the end of Mockingjay multiple chapters. starts as K eventually go M
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
Infected by MinxySix reviews
Haymitch gets into fight, and Effie's furious. However, she's not letting on as much as she could, so what will happen when she tends to his injury. M-rated-smuttery.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Knock Down by MinxySix reviews
Effie wants to lecture, and Haymitch just wants her to shut up. Set during the first night at the penthouse at the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Hayffie-Smut-Feels-Ahoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Regarding The Dress by Rae D. Magdon reviews
From the ME Kink Meme. Every woman needs a little black dress, but Shepard's crew holds an intervention when they notice her favorite outfit is showing too much skin. Meanwhile, Aria and Anderson are also interested in the dress... for different reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Garter by Pandora.Writing reviews
Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 118,650 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Wrapped around your Finger by snippetcentric reviews
Aela finds comfort in the person of their conceited Harbinger. f!altmer x Aela. f/f
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela - Complete
Fantasies Withheld by CrazySunflowers reviews
Irileth can not control her feelings for Jarl Balgruuf. One-Shot Irileth x Jarl Balgruuf
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues! FW Mafia.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Tend to Bite by Wr3n reviews
Some wine, a shower, a call. Shepard fishes her wish... *OnEsHoT*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Unnatural Thoughts by seriousish reviews
"I need to… ask you something, Skeeter. I read the other day about how some girls… get unbalanced, start thinking these… well, unnatural thoughts. Are you… do you… find men attractive? Are you having unnatural thoughts about… girls or… or women?"
Help, Kathryn Stockett - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ms. Skeeter, Ms. Hilly - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Strange Relationship by Fire Kunai reviews
"When love is suppressed, hate takes its place" A look of the shared world between the Knight Commander and the First Enchanter. *Meredith/Orsino vignettes*
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Meredith S., Orsino
The Precipice of Sound by Roxal reviews
Chell and GLaDOS go to a night club. Dirty dancing is involved. Warnings: Sexual content. Status: Complete. ChellGLaDOS
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Control by ChristineFury reviews
Meredith doesn't appreciate Orsino challenging her position, and decides to take matters into her own hands- with unexpected reactions. A one shot of the sexual tension between Meredith Stannard and First Enchanter Orsino.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Orsino, Meredith S. - Complete
Red Hood by snippetcentric reviews
A little title won't get in Lady Hawke's way. Meredith x f!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Meredith S., Hawke (F) - Complete
Someone To Trust by Fire Kunai reviews
Young apprentice Orsino discovers that allies are usually the most unlikely of people.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Meredith S., Orsino
Rend Asunder by Josie Lange reviews
With the words "I yield," Lhiannon Amell's path as a Grey Warden changed forever. The story of what changed with those two small words. Begins at the Landsmeet and continues through Awakening. Rated "M" for adult themes, violence, and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,285 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Loghain M. T., Amell - Complete
Broodmother by x.Janele.x reviews
First day, they come and catch everyone. A telling of Hespith's nine days in the clutches of the darkspawn. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hespith - Complete
The Deed by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Ahzrukhal orders Charon to kidnap the "young smoothskin" of Vault 101, however things don't go as planned...Not that things normally do in post-apocalyptia. complete
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,476 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
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But love covers over all wrongs reviews
She tasted like smoke and smelled like wildflowers and dust and leather and Bonnie had never known til now that her scent was her favorite. Bonnie MacFarlane/Female Marston femslash.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 6/16 - [B. MacFarlane, OC]
I Don't Know reviews
Weird awkward short stories for a weird awkward romance. Pam/Angela.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - [Angela M., Pam B.] - Complete
Santa Judith reviews
She watches the water, the road, the haze on the city. She watches the frail blue horizon ragged like torn paper. She watches the distance and thinks of her. Short one-shot set after World Entire, the reading of which is not necessary.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Doctor Li, Lone Wanderer] - Complete
Ashfields reviews
A mother and her child, each the other's world entire, try to survive in a barren wasteland that favors the cruel and the merciless. With her mind failing, she tries to guard that which is most precious to her. Pre-Fallout.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - OC
World Entire reviews
There is more than familiarity or similarity, Madison Li recognizes as much. Maybe she finds something attractive in a person so willing to destroy themselves for humanity's sake. It wouldn't be the first time. Madison Li/Female Lone Wanderer
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Doctor Li, Lone Wanderer] - Complete
I Don't Believe We've Met reviews
Malborn chickens out and the Dragonborn has to find another way to infiltrate the Embassy. Among other things. Elenwen/F! Altmer Dragonborn. Nothing explicit.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Snowbound reviews
"Stupid Nord." "Stubborn elf." An obstinate Altmer realizes that in order to stay alive through the night in the unforgiving Skyrim wilderness, she's going to have to get naked. Female Altmer Dragonborn/Mjoll the Lioness.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mjoll the Lioness - Complete
Space Age Love Song reviews
Granted, their strange saga did not exactly follow the ancient path of love. It was an oddity that seemed destined to fail. Sheer determination goes a long way though. Liara/Female Shepard. A series of loosely connected one-shots.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
It Could Be Sweet reviews
It was fleeting, unknowable, improbable. A risk and a challenge, but perhaps the trial is worth the reward. And Shepard has never really been one to not take chances. Female Shepard/Shiala oneshot. Rated M for smut and Aethyta's dirty mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Shiala - Complete
Cheerleader reviews
It is a relationship of fire, jealousy and too much passion, held together by sheer animal magnetism and determination. The power of will. However, neither women are apt to refuse a challenge. Female Shepard/Miranda oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Off to the Races reviews
His grin is a snarl when he looks to her. "Light of my life, fire of my loins. Be a good baby, do what I want." He snaps leather fingers and she is his, a swatch of ivory silk twisted to his will. And she loves it. Desmond Lockheart/Lone Wanderer. 1/12.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Desmond Lockheart, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Amulet of Mara reviews
She could give a damn if she was wearing the thing or not, Mjoll the Lioness didn't come by her name for nothing. Mjoll/female Altmer Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mjoll the Lioness - Complete
Malela reviews
She traded life for happiness, with no regrets at all. It left a rotten emptiness, it left her feeling small. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete