Keirii Sakura Kashii
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Joined 10-04-10, id: 2564333, Profile Updated: 10-04-11

Hello! My name is Keirii Kashii (Pen Name) and I'm still a fairly new fanfiction writer. Note: I have more or less stopped writing fanfiction, so my updates may be few and far. PM me if you want to kick me in the butt for it.

Favourite Foods: Pocky, Fritos, ramen, Steak and Philly cheese sandwiches, meat lovers pizza, gravy (does that count as a food?), and crab sushi.

Favourite Musical Artisits: Kalafina, Abingdon Boys School, The All American Rejects, Flow, Girls Dead Monster, The GazettE, Hedley, NICO Touches The Walls, SR-71, Vic Mignona, Toshiro Masuda, We The Kings, and 30 Seconds To Mars.

Watched Animes: Code Geass, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama!, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Bamboo Blade, Bakuman, Bakugan, Bakuman New Vestroia, Kuroshitsuji, Kuroshitsuji 2, Yumeiro Patissiere, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Black Blood Brothers, xxxHolic, Fairy Tail, GA Geijutsuka Art Design Class, Lilpri, SA Special A, Gankotsou, Angel Beats!, Black Cat, Fruits Basket, D.N. Angel,Lucky Star, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, La Corda, Negima?!, Pokemon, Digimon Data Squad, Shounen Onmyouji, Spirited Away, Tales Of Vesperia: First Strike, Princess Monoke, Ponyo, Tales Of Earthsea, Nausicaa, and Yugioh!.

Mangas Read: Death Note, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Naruto, Soul Eater, Bakuman, Full Metal Alchemist, Soul Rescue, GodChild, Bloody Kiss, Library Wars, Darren Shan, +Anima, and MAR. (I'm too lazy to list the rest.)


"Shut the hell up you fuzzbag!! -Naruto Abridged.

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Random Things That I Saw For Pasting On Profiles:

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If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

99.9 percent of the Girls in America would pass out if Miley Cyrus disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the 0.01 percent Happily poking your new hostage with a spork.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate karin from NARUTO copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile.

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!


No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore. (Don't hurt me Karin fans!!!)


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spout a Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

( _ ) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have candy and baked goods)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

When you dial a mental hospital:


Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3" in housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look write into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.

12. In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look'' using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME! PICK ME!''

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting "Pikachu I choose you!"


Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
19) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
20) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

Other Random Stuff About Me:

I love love LOVE cosplaying.

I love gothic lolita stuff even though I'm not cute enough to wear it.

I fully support SasuSaku, KibaHina, NejiTen, Zeki (Zero and Yuuki), GrayJuvia, InuyashaKagome, SteinMarie, SoulMaka, and ItaSasu brother love.

I can't read/write lemons. Just...ewwwwww...

I apparently smell like innocence (says my best friend).

I absolutely detest love triangles where the main girl is always going back and forth between two guys! Example: Jacob, Bella, and Edward, and Zero, Yuuki, and Kaname.

I hate Kaname Kuran. I mean, come on! He ate a baby, is an asshole to everyone but Yuuki, he enjoys doing Yuuki's nails for her, and he's a masochist. Please don't hate me for saying that.

I always (or at least try to) review any story that I favourite.

I'm still kind of a noobie so any criticism would be helpful!

Future goals: Well, I want to become a mangaka! But, my more realistic job is a dentist. Hey, good money+good hours=good life. I am going to Anime North this year as Haku.

I am currently undergoing a secret Naruto Shippuden fanfiction project which will not be released until it's done. It'll be post-series, with a ENORMOUS twist at the end. So keep posted for Children of History cuz that's the title.

I willl NOT be writing yaoi or shounen ai, unless my friends somehow manage to 'convert' me which I doubt, they've been trying for over six months now.

I think that Orochimaru is a jashindamned snake bastard who needs to DIE ALREADY!!

I am Jashin's believer (no I don't go on mass murder sprees.)

I love sadistic characters, which is why I like Sasuke, Hidan, Deidara, Hibari, etc.

Other characters I love: Franken Stien, Gray Fullbuster, Koga, Sesshoumaru, Itachi Uchiha, TenTen, Temari, Kyoya Ootori, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Zero and Ichiru Kiryuu, Death The Kid, Soul Eater, L, Teru Mikami, Fai D. Flourite, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Sebastian Michaels, Lelouch Febritania, Usui, Danny Phantom, Vlad Plasmius, and Dark Mousy.

Anime Merchandise That I Own: Naruto Shippuden: Naruto VS. Sasuke, Naruto Shippuden:Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, and Hidden Mist headband.

Plans For Future Fanfictions: One Fairy Tail, and two Naruto Shippuden.

In Summary, Do I Need To Get A Life: Probably. But I do have friends and stuff!