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Ok, so Let's start First off:
I'm a girl
I love Rain,
I want to Live in Either Seattle or London
I love to read and write
I want to be a historian when i grow up
My friends are CRAZY!
I love food...oh my god FOOD, enough said
when life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and watch as people try to figure out how you did it-unknown
Copy and paste this on your profile if you believe this:
Good Friends-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming “Ha, ha, loser!”
Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.
Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you’re house burns down
Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.
Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you’re arrested for DUI.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying “Great party, huh?”
Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
Best Friend-Will call your parents ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’.
Good Friend-Knocks on your door and wits for you to answer
.Best Friend-Walks right in and says “Mom, I’m home!”
Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house
.Best Friend-Raids your refridgerator and makes themselves at home.
Good Friend-Will watch what’s already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.
Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.
Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say “You missed a spot.”
Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.
Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say “Be right back”, go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say “It’s all been taken care of.”
Good Friend-Will have little “inside jokes” with you.
Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some “inside joke” you guys had last week.
Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you’re lost.
Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.
Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumping off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.
Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can’t hurt you.
Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.
Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
Best Friend-Would say “I hope you can swim, and if not, I’ll really miss you.”
Good Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “I’m fine” they’ll drop it
Best Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “i’m fine”, they’ll look you in the eye and say “Okay, now tell the truth.”
People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head. paste this to your profile if you believe it!!!
Hey guys I'm thinking about posting a story on fictionpress.com- probably another Greek mythology fic- similar to Who Do i wanna be? But not quite- let me know what you think
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