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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Chocolate and Cigarettes by Butterfly Heart reviews
Francois Bonnefoy is on the way to work when he sees Alfred, a prostitute, and decides that he wants to draw him after a night spent together. Things go downhill from there as they slowly discover their feelings for each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, France
Just Don't by wordlytreasure reviews
Five times where Tony forced Bruce to do something against his will, and the one time he forced back. A Tony/Bruce series of short fics. EPILOGUE IS NOW UP. THANKS EVERYONE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Redemption by The Flying Seacat reviews
A story of how love transformers our sins into beauty. This is the story of Rick Santorum. Chapters and story subject to change.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012
Alfred's PenPal by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones is 10 years old and he has a Pen-Pal that lives in Norway. He writes every other day in a letter to his Pen-Pal, Norway. Alfred goes by the Pen-Name America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, Norway
Missing You by AminalCrackers reviews
An very small AU drabble. Pairing: America X Fem!Sweden/ Alfred X Amalia. Sometimes it's okay to show a little emotion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - America, Sweden - Complete
Chasing Shadows by genericnamehere reviews
The whole world thinks America and England are an item, and England's content to let them believe it. Of course nothing good was going to come out of it when Prussia catches America and Denmark on a date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, Denmark - Complete
BRONIES ARE CONTAGIOUS by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
America and Poland convince Italy into watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Romano does not approve. It only takes America and his cursed T.V shows, and Poland and his pony love, to break hell amongst all the nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, Poland
How Do You Say I Love You In Idiot? by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
A set of 9 drabbles centering around Germany and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - [America, Germany] - Complete
In Between His Sheets by anime-omen reviews
Spain/Puerto Rico. Characters are from my Main Story, The Men in Her Life. lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Spain - Complete
If I Could Just Steal Your Smile For a Minute by Gemina reviews
fem!America can't figure Poland out; he seems happy, but he isn't smiling. So the logical course of action is to bet him that she can make him smile, of course. Will she realize that she needs to understand him before he can smile for her? Slight PolxAmer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, Poland - Complete
Chain Reaction by waterrain reviews
America thought emailing was no big deal and decided to send Sweden an email, but within a short time America begun to really hate emails along with having to reply to them. The other Nations were upset that America and Sweden Exchanged Emails First.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - America, Sweden - Complete
America's Innocene by S.I.N Fan Girl reviews
Sometimes America really is too clueless and Poland is suffering for it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - America, Poland - Complete
A Change of Pace by Ms. Informed reviews
What if Finland and Sweden hadn't been kicked out of the Americas? What if, instead of telling France and England about America, Sweden and Finland raised him as their own child?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - America, Finland
I Think They Take Turns by waterrain reviews
America believes that Sweden and Finland take turns. England is confused at first by America's comment about Sweden and Finland, but then after being informed of something he commented to America 'So? That doesn't mean they take turns having sex'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - America, Finland - Complete
Diaries Are For Girls, and Guys Named Alfred by dellums reviews
Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Japan, America - Complete
Blasphemy, or Giving In To Temptation by x.WaitingForTheVan.x reviews
It wasn't an active wanting of anything. Just some part of Him breaking at the unexpected touch and...Giving In. WARNING: GodxSatan. There needed to be one.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Satan - Complete
It snowed out by Yuri-Vampire-Mistress reviews
When Germany was younger and Prussia was good older brother. NOT SLASH. Young!Germany, Brotherly!Prussia... Please review :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Special Sauce by MapleBurgers reviews
America x Burger :3 England is there too! haha xD this makes me giggle every time!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bloop America x McFishy by MapleBurgers reviews
Basically, McFishy is a McDonald's fish sandwich England brought to life while he was really drunk and angry with America! haha xD and America finds him and decides to have a little fun with his food before eating him! This was written by me and my friend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America - Complete
Mori's Journal by phommabouth reviews
Ok. Suckish Summary. Mori for language class, is assigned to have a journal, and he has to write in it for a few weeks.Let's see whats in this journal, and what is a normal day for Takashi Morinazoka. Warning OOC. Humor
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Poland Wears Pink Underwear by Zelda-FF reviews
Poland likes Alfred, but he's too dumb to notice the hints he's been dropping. Includes blatant flashing on Poland's part, an awkward Toris, and a heat wave across the United States. USPol. Cracky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Poland, America - Complete
Having Some Fun On The Beach by waterrain reviews
Switzerland decides to take America up on his offer and he refuses let anyone else join in with them. If anyone dares to watch or suggest joining in or makes a comment on it Switzerland has his gun near him and he is not afraid to shoot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Switzerland, America
Aftereffect by silentsky93 reviews
The story of Rome, Germania, and the bonds that brought about a demise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
Closely Connected Together by waterrain reviews
America and Germany are connected together in several ways. This FanFic will be One shots some short while others are longer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - America, Germany
Just Being Together by waterrain reviews
This will have FanFic will have America/Sweden, Sweden/America, Sweden x America, and America x Sweden one shots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - America, Sweden
Didn't Mean To Leave You by waterrain reviews
Denmark decides to take responsibility and help America through the pregnancy. After America's pregnancy is over, things pop up, and Denmark is unable to look at those three babies in the eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Denmark, America
una cita en extrañas circunstancias by nukita reviews
Todo comenzó como un día común y corriente para estados unidos hasta que una simple condición da paso a que se convierta en el peor día de su vida o en el que encuentre lo que tanto había buscado... advertencia:crack,humor,romance y un pésimo summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - America, Poland - Complete
A Tour To Be Forgotten by waterrain reviews
America wants to see Neuschwanstein Castle and Germany will be giving him a personal tour. To be honest the only reason America wants Germany to give him a tour is because he does not want to be alone just in the case the Castle is haunted by ghosts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Germany, America
The Way of the Lord by StarXEnoch reviews
A modern day reimagining of the teenage years of Jesus. Through the eyes of John the Baptist, we will watch the young Messiah as he attends high school, learns about who he is, and begins his ministry.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jesus, John the Baptist
A Sore Reminer by Felicitous Fiction reviews
A man appears in Gilbert's dream claiming to be the man he should be whats going to happen when these two meet? Rape PWP Nazi!PrussiaxPrussia Gilbert SELFCEST hinted PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Prussia - Complete
The Hero and the Cross Dresser by drown.in.flames reviews
Because Just-Alfred is perfect for Just-Feliks, and they realize that now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Poland - Complete
He Loves me for Me by Mute Mathematics reviews
As we move closer, as the stars twinkle above us giving us a light from heaven, and from earth the circus lights make our skin glow all the colours of the rainbow. Our lips meet, and I know. He Loves me for Me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Poland, America - Complete
Share More Information by waterrain reviews
America wants Switzerland to share more information, but Switzerland refuses. However America is determined and he does not care how long it will take to wear Switzerland down. America does not care if it takes forever or that it is a rather bad idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Switzerland, America
Being Quiet by waterrain reviews
It is not easy for America to be quiet or to keep from expressing his joy when he recieves good news and he just wants to yell it to the world. Sweden however will not allow America to blow their cover for it is suppose to be unofficial.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - America, Sweden - Complete
It's, like, totally a miniskirt by Midnightshadow001 reviews
Poland tells Japan about his crush on one of videogames most famous stars. Slight PolandxAmerica, PolandxEngland, JapanxAmerica. Crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Poland, Japan - Complete
Useless fighting by Shea Rya reviews
All this could've been avoided if America ate his cheesebuger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - America, Poland - Complete
Sweet and Sour by gingerOHHsnap reviews
Written for catskid100's Ultimate Fanfiction Challenge for crack pairings. Belarus wakes up in one of her usual moods only to walk into breakfast to find two..no, three? unexpected guests in her dining room. Canada x Belarus, crack. Minor RussiaChinaUSA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Canada, Belarus - Complete
Not So Much a Hero by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
ANGSTY! America liberates Poland from Germany's basement, and almost accidentally kills him. read the note, it's Historically accurate
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - America, Poland - Complete
Polish rule against that American dick by RedHatMeg reviews
A "what if..." fic. Poland is sick of being treated like a crap by America, so he decides to make him respect his little ally with a help from England. Warning: swearing in English and Polish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - America, Poland
A Frenchman, a Brit, an American and a Pole by Orpah reviews
America, France and England tell some Polish jokes. Poland hears them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, Poland
Matt's WTF Moment by pinkyXpookey reviews
He knew that the images he had just seen could never, EVER be unseen..." Yeah. I was bored. No real point, just randomness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
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The Ballad of Snapped Canada reviews
A song where I was a fan of Snapped!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Canada - Complete
Happy Birthday America WurstBurger reviews
It was America's birthday but, no one came. But then Germany stopped by to give him a present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Italy's Poem for Germany reviews
Italy wrote a poem for Germany. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Mon Amour reviews
France tells about his feelings for Britain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - France, England/Britain
Yes, I will reviews
Britain responses to America's poem USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - England/Britain, America
So Will You? reviews
America confesses his love for Britain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete