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Whether you're gay, straight, orange, purple or dinosaur, I don't care - Darren Criss
I'm cis girl, demisexual and the omnisexual version of femme
My Twitter is @SuperBuffie
My Tumblr is NitzoDiTotzo.tumblr.com
I'm gonna be a musical theatre actress and my dream role is Rapunzel in a Tangled musical
Hi, I'm Nik! Actually Nikoline but everyone calls me Nik I think I'll be changing my fanfiction name soon to NitzoDiTotzo.
I'm 15 years old but people say that I look older.
I'm from Copenhagen, Denmark (I was born in Ilulisaat, Greenland though) and I'm bilingual (Danish and English).
I sing and dance and write and read and fangirl all the time.
I'm gonna be an actress in musical theatre and my dream role is Rapunzel from Tangled.
TV-shows: Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Glee, Sherlock, Supernatural.
Web series: Buffering.
Movies: Harry Potter, Divergent, The Hunger Games, Inception, Tangled, Aladdin, Jumper, Teen Beach Movie, Pitch Perfect, RENT, Struck By Lightning and loads others.
Musicals: STARSHIP (my fave musical ever), all Starkid stuff and loads others.
Podcasts: Welcome To Night Vale.
Youtubers: Beartie Gilbert, Tyler Oakley, Matthew Lush, Nick Laws and loads more.
The books are better!
My experiences with celebrities:
I touched Darren Criss' hair
I sat on Darren Criss' back while I kissed him on the cheek.
I twerked and did duckface with Curt Mega.
I had my arm around Curt Mega
I kissed Dominic Barnes' cheek while holding his other cheek with my hand.
I sat on Max Adler's back.
I kissed Joey Richter's cheek.
I did a badass pose with Dylan Saunders.
I did a thumbs up pose with Dylan Saunders.
I was a zombie with Jeff Blim.
I was back to back with Brian Rosenthal.
I had Brant Cox sitting on my arm Roach style.
I did bunny ears and stuck my tongue out with Joe Moses.
I got a group hug from Brant Cox, Brian Rosenthal, Dylan Saunders, Jeff Blim, Joe Moses and Joey Richter.
I got selfies from Riker Lynch, Rockliff, Brant Cox Brian Rosenthal Joe Moses and Max Adler.
And I've received loads of other tweets from celebs!
AND LOADS OF OTHER SHIPS, SERIOUSLY I SHIP EVERYTHING, I SHIP OBERYN AND THE PIMP (OLYVER) FROM GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4
I'm BULGARIAN so i MUST be the sexiest person alive!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men. (Omnisexual bitches!)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a B*tch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So i MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does falling in love with married celebrities count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (ALMOST straight A's! I got 3 A, 10 A and 5 B last time I got my grades )
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST get around the block.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell!!!!!
"The question I get asked most is 'are they real?"... Well, of course not. They're acrylic. I could never grow my nails this long!!" - Dolly Parton
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