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A Very Weird Musical by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,694 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/9/2010
Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Child Again by Midnight1234 reviews
Eragon is transformed into a child overnight by unknown reasons. Arya, Orik, Saphira, Angela, and Solembum must take care of the two year-old toddler, but things become hectic when Murtagh is somehow changed into one too.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
Will of Fate by Legolas0 reviews
When Harry vanishes off the face of the Earth, Europe crumbles into anarchy. Now, with Voldemort in charge, can Hermione and Ron trust a red dragon and his Rider to help them save their world? H/R, H/G
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Murtagh
20 Truths by punnylove reviews
Finally updated-20 Truths about Buriram Tourakom!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
Say something nice! Or I will kill you by azebra117 reviews
This is a story of Taz's life, from her quincea├▒era all the way to the musical Starship. This includes how she met Up and how she became a Starship Ranger. Rated T for violence and some Spanish swears. I do not own Starship or Starkid or Taz or Up, just the plotline and my own characters
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 47,070 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Taz, Up - Complete
Starship 2: The New Rangers by MagentaCarther reviews
Our story follows 16 year old's Eileen, daughter of Tootsie and Mega-Girl, and Link, Son of Bug and February, and their quest to become Starship Rangers like their parents. They meet some new Ranger Wanna-Be's, along with being greeted by some old, familiar faces. Together, the New Rangers must work together to fight one of their biggest challenges yet and "Get the Job Done!"
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012
The Very Secret Diaries of Harry James Potter by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Ever wondered what the journals of a very bored Harry Potter would look like? Crack!fic Slash. AU, OCC. Warnings for things both "pink" and "disturbing."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P.
How to Evade a Hunting Ra'zac for Dummies by ShadowofSquirldor reviews
The self help guide for all races that flew, sailed, walked, or swam to Algaesia. With the exception of The Grey Folk seeing as they are no longer with us.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - The Ra'zac
Voldemort's Letter by Lazy writer of darkness reviews
Voldemort has sent a letter to Child Protective Services about our favourite green eyed black haired "brat who lived" one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Did you like Hogwarts on Facebook? by HelloHogwarts reviews
2012: Hogwarts. When there's an Apple store in Diagon Alley, and people bedazzle their own wands, you know it's all changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012
Random Inheritance Crap: CH 1 that's just scary by Alexycon reviews
Random Inheritance Crap-a modest compilation of any story/idea/bizarre oneshot that i thought should be shared with the world. prepare to lose brain cells. also individual stories. also, any individual stories will have varying ratings based on content.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
25 Ways To Aggravate & Infuriate Durza The Shade by yrantho reviews
A simple and hopefully amusing compendium of the 25 best ways to incur the wrath of Durza the Shade. Please do not try these at home!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Durza - Complete
What Really Happened in Eldest? by deepblue1028 reviews
SEQUEL TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ERAGON! The story of Eldest- but funnier! Game show hosts, klutzy queens, and evil trees are only some of the things found in Alegaesia. Pu them all together, and you'll get one crazy reproduction of Eldest!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Eragon S.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clich├ęs stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
James Sirius Potter II's Guide to Hogwarts by lucy quinn fabray reviews
JSPII. "Since I don't truthfully think you guys will be able to survive the rest of your years at Hogwarts, I figured I would be nice enough to compile this loose guide for all of you." On Indefinite Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - James S. P.
Creatures of The Dark by EmpoleonsFlygonsAndHydriegons reviews
A large army is sailing to Alagaesia on large boats. No one knows where they came from. Eragon and the new riders return to Alagaesia. Takes place after Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Eragon S., Murtagh
The Vaizard Mobile! by Saskia the Head V.M.D reviews
HEY! you have got to read this. It is a combination of every story IMAGINABLE! See the first chapter for details. Rated T for minor alchohol drinking, flirtatious behavior, and spaztic, awkward situations -Saskia
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010
Thing's They Wouldn't Say by buckwolvhoosier reviews
My sister and I made these up when we were bored one night. They are random statements and spoofs that the inhabitants of Alagaesia would not normally say. I think it's really funny, but I want to know what you think :
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Book 4 for Dummies by The Winter Wizard reviews
A parody and spoof on all the chessy, cliche, and typical Book 4 fanfics that are out there. No offence is at all intended by making this fanfic!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Tameera goes to Alagaesia by Josatex reviews
Don't worry, this isn't some 'loser teenager goes and becomes the next dragon rider' fic. There are far too many of those as it is. Tameera annoys people. T only because I'm a tad paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010
50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death by mercurywrites reviews
Have you ever been worried about finding youself facing death at the hands of Voldemort? Well, just read this manual and worry no longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort
InkRadio by The Agent Of Insanity reviews
FORMERLY INKRHAPSODY! The InkCharacters are singing the songs YOU request...and then some!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Wiol Ono by ChemAttraction reviews
After a series of events, Eragon is faced with a threat no one in Algaesia has ever faced before-he is faced with a group of people from the future. Forced to find the mysterious group, Eragon has to find them before Galbatorix,before its too late. R&R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Tell Me by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Dr. Koughkav has the most unique clients- Voldemort, Galbatorix, Darth Vader... Let's see them all spilling their hearts out to the good psychiatrist...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - King Galbatorix
Wings In Hogwarts by EvFan5282 reviews
When the flock is flying in the middle of nowhere and find a strange barrier, the story of a lifetime unfolds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Max
Happy Holidays from the Captives by PheonixFlock reviews
We insane people kidnap fictional characters. These are accounts of the holidays, when they ae not duct-taped up in the basement. When they are free to wreak havoc upon the world. Enjoy.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010
Don't You Just Hate It When Voldemort by Mirandoo reviews
Don't you just hate it when Voldemort tries to sell you double glazing? No? Well, I know two people who do! Ah! The musings of two people closer than brothers... twins! x x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Inkheart: Questions Only Style by The Rook Thief reviews
Yes, it's silly, but this is what happens when you put an author without the actual book on hand, the game Questions Only, and Inkheart together. WARNING: May contain spoilers.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Dustfinger, Mo F.
Fun ways to irk Inheritance cycle characters by Josatex reviews
It's pretty self explanatory. It is a list. You may run and scream now.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Inheritance Cycle Randomness at its best by Maia DeCouer reviews
I found this Q&A thing and decided to fill out and share and people who complain about punctuation and stuff all of this is just for fun so get over it.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Capricorn Annoyance by J. D. Devereux reviews
As many ways as I'm able to think of to annoy our buddy Capricorn. You may recognize this from Quizilla -- it's on my account on there, and is my work. I might go up to 200 ways and may do other charectors. Enjoy!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Capricorn
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
Do Not Dwell On Dreams by hungryharry reviews
Once the Potter family moved from England to the United States, everything changed... Comments and reviews highly appreciated! i'm currently working on another fiction at the moment that I'm really into, so this one may not be continued for a while.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Haymitch A.
Alternate Eragon? by Windspeck reviews
Also named The Adventures of Ernie and Murphy. A re-telling of Eragon with badly disguised parody OC's, plus some sparkling vampires. I'm not sure if it belongs here or on Fictionpress. If this is in the wrong place, please kindly tell me!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15915 - Favs: 26,536 - Follows: 11,090 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How to get the Snape Look! by Witchy Pixie reviews
Insructions for snape-wannabes! Written when I was young and stupid. Be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Severus S.
What Really Happened in Eragon? by deepblue1028 reviews
The stoy of Eragon- but funnier! Insane elves, gangster shades, and tempermental dragons are only some of the things that live in Alegaesia. Put them all together, and you've got one wacky reproduction of the bestseller, Eragon!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Eragon! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wish you could annoy the worlds hottest Dragon Rder? Well, then click here and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete