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Author has written 9 stories for Fast and the Furious, Breakfast Club, and Captain America.

Ok people, or whoever reads this.. I'm going to be adding little quotes and sayings to here periodically that amuse me. That's about it.

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"Tell him to go home... Eat a wombat!" - me

FACT: The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

OPINION: Next time a fundamentalist Christian tries making the argument that homosexuality goes against nature, be sure to remind them how @# up nature is by chasing them with a shovel while screaming that you want their semen.

"Smurfs are communists! The lot of them! They're all in a great big cult i tell you! IT'S A CULT!" - me

Dorothy,
I hate OZ, I took the red shoes. Find your own way home.
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"Carpe the Diem! Sieze the... Carp!" - Pig Pen, 'Out Cold'

Eric: "Hey, Luke. Why don’t you mind your own beeswax before my fist makes an appointment with your ass!"

Luke: "Eric? Have you ever noticed how you’re always talking about putting something up my ass? And that time it wasn’t even a threat. Technically, that was flirting."

Althaiophobia is a fear of marshmallows. Yes. Marshmallows.

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She Rises by Paradisical815 reviews
Gotham didn't go down without a fight; a rebellion is quashed before it could really begin and Bane takes the young leader captive as punishment and to warn those who would follow in her footsteps. But some battles must be lost before they can truly be won and the road to destiny can be as twisted as the path to redemption. Bane/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,196 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bane
Return Fire by Becisvolatile reviews
Darcy is waging a one-woman Nerf war... nobody is safe.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
Moving On : The rewrite by KangarooGirl reviews
Jesse's dead, the rest of the team have left him and all V's got left is a pop rock loving blonde doctor with problems of her own. Will she save him from himself or leave him just like everyone else he's ever loved?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005
Karma by KangarooGirl reviews
SEQUEL TO MOVING ON. Vince has got everything he could hope for, a new baby on the way, a successful business and a strong team he should have known it was too much to hope that the drama was over. ON TEMPORARY HOLD
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005
I Loved Him Too by KangarooGirl reviews
Vince has a secret that only Leon knows about, so when Vince doesn’t survive his injuries Leon steps up to the plate. Follow Leon’s journey as he turns his life upside down fulfilling a promise he made to his friend. ON TEMPORARY HOLD
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
How They Met by KangarooGirl reviews
Prequal to Moving On. With her life in taters Chloe is desperate to flea LA, will a day with the team change her mind, or will she go back to London in tears? COMPLETE
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Moving On by KangarooGirl reviews
After the disasterous final heist Mia calls on her old friend Chloe to pick up the pieces and deal with the fall out. How will Vince react when he learns that his family have abandoned him and left him in the care of a virtual stranger? COMPLETE
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
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Epiphany
Post CA:TWS compliant. The man... He knew him. He was the man on the bridge. He knew him. How did he know him? Something inside him snapped when he rehashed those words in his mind. They sounded so familiar. Why were they so familiar?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Rain Song reviews
Majorly AU - set after movie #1. Leon pays a visit to a friend on a dark, cold night.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Leon - Complete
Life as a Liar reviews
Every day he would get out of bed, face the world and smile – blatantly lie to everyone’s face then when it came time, he’d go back to bed and then the next day repeat everything over again.' DRABBLE. Rated M to be safe. Set post movie #1.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
What It's Worth reviews
Jesse moves back to his hometown of Seattle where his life slowly falls apart. He may have survived the shooting, but now it's the living part he's struggling with.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005
Tradition reviews
ONE SHOT Facing her own mortality had never been a problem, facing her brothers was something totally different.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Vince - Complete
On The Way Down reviews
It's been two years since Letty's death and in a last ditch effort to get himself together for his sake and for his son's sake, Leon goes home. Back to the place he grew up – Miami. SEQUEL TO MAKESHIFT BEDS AND MORPHINE complete
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 98,290 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Leon - Complete
Where I Am reviews
Some months after the events of that fateful day on the highway, Vince sits and contemplates his life and how that day has changed everyone involved in some way or another. ONE SHOT
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Vince - Complete
Makeshift beds and Morphine reviews
Waking up and realising you're alone is always painful, especially when a loved one promised they would be there. It's in the aftermath when you find out who's really important. Rated for language, just to be safe. COMPLETE
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Vince, Leon, Letty - Complete
Bathroom Musings reviews
ONE SHOT I was inspired after catching the movie on TV late the other night. A look into the life of one John Bender.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2005 - John B. - Complete