Author has written 9 stories for Fast and the Furious, Breakfast Club, and Captain America.
Ok people, or whoever reads this.. I'm going to be adding little quotes and sayings to here periodically that amuse me. That's about it.
"Tell him to go home... Eat a wombat!" - me
FACT: The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.
OPINION: Next time a fundamentalist Christian tries making the argument that homosexuality goes against nature, be sure to remind them how @# up nature is by chasing them with a shovel while screaming that you want their semen.
"Smurfs are communists! The lot of them! They're all in a great big cult i tell you! IT'S A CULT!" - me
"Carpe the Diem! Sieze the... Carp!" - Pig Pen, 'Out Cold'
Eric: "Hey, Luke. Why don’t you mind your own beeswax before my fist makes an appointment with your ass!"
Luke: "Eric? Have you ever noticed how you’re always talking about putting something up my ass? And that time it wasn’t even a threat. Technically, that was flirting."
Althaiophobia is a fear of marshmallows. Yes. Marshmallows.