Author has written 20 stories for Ninjago, Red vs. Blue, Kekkaishi, and Hobbit.
*If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven*
Hair: Red sorta...
Eyes: Blue, or blue-gray.(It's not like I stare at myself in a mirror all day.) But Oddly my friend said they look Green. So Blue grayish-green eyes?
Where i'm from: KENTUCKY BOTCH! Not bItch, bOtch
Little more about myself: I have a really big family. My moms parents had 10 kids and most of them have a lot of kids. I am the youngest of 5. I have an older brother(Robbie) and 3 older sisters(Latasha, Samantha, Shana). I have a lot of cousins that I grew up with. I am a sophomore in high school.
Favorite colors: Cyan, Blue, Black, Red, Orange, Green, Gray, Sliver, Gold.
Sword Art Online
Full Metal Alchemist
Howls Moving Castle
Gears of War
Left 4 Dead
Super Smash Brothers
Grand Theft Auto
God of War
Marvel vs. Capcom
Plants vs Zombies
Fairly Odd Parents
Super Robot Monkey Team Go
Lili and Stich
Ed, Edd and Eddy
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Avatar the Last Airbender
Amazing World of Gumball
Codename Kids nextdoor
Tom and Jerry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Lord of the Flies
Crack in the Line
Favorite Movies/Web Series:
Red Vs. Blue
Lord of the Rings
Rise of the Guardians
Pirates of the Caribean
-Wreck it Ralph
-How to Train Your Dragon
-Monster vs Aliens
-Beauty and the Best
-The little Mermaid
Emprors New Groove
Jack the Giant Slayer
O'Brother Where Art Thou?
Land before Time
21 Jump Street
Big Time Rush
Victorious Drake and Josh
Pretty Little Liars
Big Bang Theroy
Shake it Up
Rules of Engagement
Wizards of Waverly Place
Malcom in the Middle
Hobbies: Reading, Drawing, Fan Fictioning, Devianting the art, and you-ing the tube. Oh and maybe some sleep here and there.(But for real. I'm not a lazy person.) And YAOI!
I am Currently reading... I'm reading I Hunt Killers
I am Currently playing... I've been playing nothing.
(You will also notice this on RavenFeather3's profile.) But not all of the qoutes are on there.
Quotes from my idiotic friends
.If you don't shut up, I'm gonna turn your dick into wood! Becca
. Tobi's mask is cum flavored. How do you know? ... O_O Me then Becca (in order) and Me again
.Quit being a noob and talk to us! Mercades after Becca refused to talk after hurting her voice
. Why are you so short, Kakuzu? Becca talking to Melissa
. I can't sit at sea level or I will get airsick! ME!
. I recently escaped from a mental asylum! Cody
. RAPE! Becca, Me, Trinedy, and Kayla
. Shut up! I can't see the tv! Me
. Get in the fucking lake! Kayla at Gwen Island after Becca's fear of being eaten by Kisame
. It's as easy, as easy, and easy is as easy as it gets...I think. Me
. I fell and stabbed my stomach. Oddly my elbow started to hurt, so I called the dentist and he told me I had a mild case of Cranial Insanatois. Me
. And sidewalks are roaming off the day. Me
. Ivring Hill defeated highly unsable shelf. Me
. Time is the way I walked. Me
. Unfortunately sidewalks walking around hoidays. Me
. They'll fight to the death when I shoot someone. Me
. I felt bad and decided Shoes were great so far. Me
.i was hiking back and decided to terminate people left behind. Me
.Don't run me over! I'm just a Pedestrian! Me
.I haven't seen Kakuzu this mad since Hidan asked him for a quarter for the gumball machine. Trinedy said to me and Becca after Melissa almost had a cow at her birthday party.
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24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
Act your Age, not your shoe size.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I like being ALONE SOMETIMES, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm DIFFRENT, so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm from KENTUCKY, so i MUST be a HILLBILLY, HICK, or REDNECK.
I'm from the SOUTH, so I MUST have a SOUTHERN accent and slurred language.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.( I make a lot more than I point out really.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems