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Joined 10-06-10, id: 2566666, Profile Updated: 03-16-14
Author has written 5 stories for Soul Eater, Time Warp Trio, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey, it's me, Original509! You may address me as The Supreme Ruler of Cookies and Alpacas

Just a couple things first:

1. I'm Asian: Filipino (just a fun tidbit about me)

2. I'm a Catholic, and darn proud of it.

3. A couple years back, I used to be into yaoi (Thank you, Hetalia). I'm not as crazy about it (though I still like it) even as I got into Free!, which has the one of the most homoerotic subtext I've ever seen in media.

2. I am currently struggling with FanFiction. I have some plans for some shows (mostly anime), but it might be a while before I carry those plans out.

5. I wrote #2 twice. Did you notice it?

My taste in TV and movies are pretty broad, from shows I watched when I was little that I couldn't let go of (case in point, the Time Warp Trio), to shows I grew into as a teen (mostly anime). In FanFiction, I will write try to write any story for every genre (cartoon, anime, TV, etc.). Depends if inspiration strikes me :P


Name: She-Who-Must-Be-Named

Age: IMMORTAL!

Fandoms: As of 2014, I have become part of too many fandoms to list XD

Height: 4'10 (and done growing *corner of sadness*)

Appearance: Asian midget :D

Weight: Offended!

Occupation: Fanfiction writer, proud anime nerd, and student

Interests: Romantic walks on the beach and candlelight dinners XP JK

Want crack? Here


Due to high school (and life, in general), I haven't the time to sit down and write a story, so everything is on hold right now. In the future, I'll continue and finish.

The Joys of Pregnancy:
I have yet to update this, but there will be an update when TellTale stops killing everyone I love, so basically never! In fact, expect more updates of this than my other story, listed below.

For The One We Love:
As mentioned, don't expect a lot of updates for a while. Once I push myself out of the funk I'm in (not really writer's block, just lack of inspiration :/), I have to get Joys up-to-date. Expect an update in the FUTURE!

The Next Generation: Submit Your Own OC:
My friend and I are kinda putting this in a brief (?) hiatus. We have to sort out who's going to be in the actual story, figure out several storylines, and deal with other stuff that's going on in our life. The future is uncertain.

Teddy Bear Trouble:
I kinda grew out of my TWT phase, so I'm not sure whether or not I should continue this. The future for this is also uncertain.

Maybe one day, I'll do one-shots or short series about other fandoms, but let's not get too far ahead of ourselves :)


EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST COPY-PASTE CRAP, DON'T MIND MEH!! D:


Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.


Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

JESUS IS AWESOME!

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It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
New York Night II: A New York Novel by Gilmoregirl19 reviews
With a book topping all the charts, a toddler and a husband, Hartford's prying eyes, Stars Hallow meddling and newfound fame is Rory able to manage it all? Sequel to: New York Night. ROGAN.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,307 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rory G., Logan H.
Intoxication by RandomXbubble reviews
'He's drunk..He's drunk' Maka told herself as Soul hovered above her with a grin. She could see a glint of lust in his deep red eyes as his hands moved under her top. Soul X Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Harry Potter: The Prequel by Damahom reviews
A story told from Lily Evan's point of view, beginning from when she first found out she was a witch and ending in her death. My goal is to stick very close to JK's plot line and only fill in the spots she left blank, which are many
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,891 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Truth or Dare TO funny version by 4everhere reviews
I saw alot of people doing this and I got SO many funny ideas. So hope you like it! I don't own soul eater cuz i lost my money. sad. It's mostly Makaxsoul pairings but there will be more! plz review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Lost Voice by PurpleSoul1996 reviews
Maka is back to living in Death City after traveling with her mother for about six years. Being at age six-teen she is starting school. But when she comes across one boy who everybody says to stay away from she is determined to find out who he really is.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,103 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Submit Your Own OC Collaboration Fic by GrossGirl18 reviews
It's September again in Death City, and that means only one thing for the DWMA- new kids. Will they somehow shine through the stress of being new and fighting evil, or will they crack under the pressure? Anime canon with hints of manga. Accepting Kishins.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011
Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Don't Shut Me Out by Sergeant Daniel reviews
Sequel to Waiting. Soul has been waiting for Maka to show up for 1 1/2 years. But when his other 'friends' force him to go to a carnival he sees the one person he has been waiting to see again. SoulxMaka. Rated T for language and other T stuff. On Hiatus.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
I Turned America Into a Teenage Girl by AmericanxHero reviews
After France pisses England off at a world meeting, England decides to get back at him. With magic. However, during the middle of the spell, a certain American idiot barges in and ends up getting the hit instead...Fem!USxUK and USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Written In The Stars II by gilmoregirl1979 reviews
THE LONG AWAITED CONTINUATION! BIG PLANS, REMEMBER! if you haven't READ WITS I first, please do, because my 12 yo Rory is adorable! and LL are in that one Too! CH 45, Still alive!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 366,980 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Leaving by CaRiNeSs reviews
Caleb's thoughts as he goes to Arizona. Will be a two-shot!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Hanna M., Caleb R. - Complete
Ask Maka by Appleblx reviews
Dont you have any questions to ask Maka or the rest of the gang? Why not ask them here? Don't be shy! Ask a question!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Maka A. - Complete
From Childhood's Hour by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Roy looked for any reason to see Ed after they were stationed so far apart, but an investigation into the violent death of a child wasn't exactly the romantic rendezvous he'd intended. RoyEd, future!fic. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Across the Table by Rozzy0 reviews
Fifty moments in the life of Harry and Ginny, captured at Harry's kitchen table. Written for the "50 Art of Words" challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,093 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breakin' Me Down by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
So Scandalous by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Mixed Emotions by ubyrai reviews
Who was he kidding? Friends don't almost kiss. Friends don't sway slowly to romantic music. So if they weren't that...what were they? Rated T...its pretty safe though. If you R&R you'll make my day.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
101 Ways To Hitch A Ride With Mustang by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Ed's trying all sorts of methods in order to get a ride to work from Roy. Roy's royally pissed off that his phone is ringing off the hook. It's all in a day's work.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
Ignorant by Egypt Mesi reviews
Ed was always to ignorant to realize anything important.' Edward makes a bet with Roy, six days, one clue for each day. But what Ed doesn't know is that Roy's clues will send him over the deep end, in a cazy, wild six days that will result in- what?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Elric Diaries by iFlygon reviews
When Colonel Mustang finds Edward's secret diary, he discovers some VERY interesting secrets about the young alchemist...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Call For A Situation by Doublebend reviews
Alphonse confronts his brother about his relationship with Roy. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The sixth ring by wildchild911 reviews
The moment Soul Married Maka he new his life couldn't get any better, that was until he was sent on a 4 year long mission in the phillipines,who other than Maka will be waiting for him to return? sorry the summary kind of sucked :P
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
For the Birds by TweenisodeOrange reviews
Fred talks Joe and Sam into using The Book to 'help' with a U.S. History assignment on the Audubon Society. Based on Kathryn Lasky's book "She's Wearing a Dead Bird on Her Head!" For those of you who see this on my bio, just read, please?
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Accidental Marriage by Shadena reviews
Sometimes a joke can go a little too far. But when emotions also get caught up into the mix, how will our two favorite alchemist handle this?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
New York Night by Gilmoregirl19 reviews
Rory & Logan meet two years after they break up at an Industry Party and hit it off immediately. Follow them through 9 months filled with romantic proposals, fantasy weddings, and backstabbing business deals. ROGAN-COMPLETE! Sequel called: New York Novel
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,918 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Logan H., Rory G. - Complete
10 Ways To Date A Perverted Monk by Lady Casper-san reviews
A small series of shorts with our favorite monk and slayer battling it out…with each other. [lemons]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sango, Miroku
You and I Together at Last by EroticAnime reviews
After years of battling at each other’s sides words of love are spoken and bonds are made stronger as a monk and tiajiya bring their relationship to the next level. A Sango and Miroku Lemon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
How To Drive The Time Warp Trio Crazy! by TweenisodeOrange reviews
Time Warp Trio You can get on the Time Warp Trio's nerves, freak them out, and drive them crazy in genneral. Second chapter added!
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
One Final Chance by OotoriSenpai reviews
When Miroku gets injured on the job he finds he only has 2 months to live. Now all he wants to do is find and get back together with his highschool sweet heart, Sango, before he dies. R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,794 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
The End and a New Beginning by Tsuyu no Inochi reviews
Miroku's fate or Sango's destiny? Is there life after Naraku or will his treachery prevail? A look at the end that begins anew.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,758 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Written In The Stars by gilmoregirl1979 reviews
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! What if LL hooked up when they first met? Explores LLR ships evolving into a real family, COMPLETE! WHAT SHE ACTUALLY FINISHED ONE! CRACK WHORES ACROSS THE GLOBE FAINT! THE Story Continues in WITS II.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 210,071 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
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The Joys Of Pregnancy reviews
Related to my other story. It's tough to handle the ups and downs and surprises of Death City, especially when you're expecting a baby. But with the help of their friends and family, and a certain book, Maka and Soul Evans just might handle it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
For The One We Love reviews
Fact: Soul Eater Evans and Spirit Death Scythe Albarn never get along. But what happens when the most important person in both of their lives is in danger? Will they put aside their differences? My first fanfic R&R!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Always Remember reviews
Ten years passed, and some wounds still not heal. But America is still strong in his grief. Never forget, always remember. T for the tragedy and slight swearing in the author's note.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America - Complete
The Next Generation: Submit Your Own OC reviews
A project shared with another author. Details inside. If admitted to Hogwarts, you will be able to take classes, observe Quidditch and even encounter the children of the Golden Trio. Enter your OC, and see his/her future unfold at the school of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
TWT Contest: Teddy Bear Trouble reviews
Awwww, Fred has given Anna a nice present. Of course, that same present cause mischief for the Time Warp Trio and Anna. They are now stuck in a time of desperation and lost hope. Will they ever go back to their time? No pairings.
Time Warp Trio - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Fred, Anna A.