Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Rise of the Guardians, and Frozen.
Here's just a few things...
I am wanted in about 8 or so countries (If you live in Poland, You. Never. Saw. Me.)
I speak every language. Including the odd ones. (Dovah, Whassup my brother?)
Oh, You want to know where I live?
I spend most of my time in the wondrous Middle-Earth. It's much nicer there, not so much corruption. Tell everyone you know me, and they'll point you to my kingdom. (Avoid the Orcs. Not on good terms with them.)
I occasionally pop in a visit to Pigfarts and Hogwarts. (The moon is lovely this time of year.)
Probably about 2 to 3 times a year, I'll go visit Camp-Half Blood. (I am no such demigod. If you go kill Satan once of twice, Hades will forever be in your debt.)
What? Why do you care what I spend my days doing?
If you ever need a superhero, Call Superman. Seriously, Batman is a joke.
But, if you ever need a random stranger to come get you out of your current situation with sarcasm- Call me.
Chances are... I won't answer.
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