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Joined 10-08-10, id: 2568371, Profile Updated: 02-27-11
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Hey! I'm DirtyThings, a.k.a. Notyourkochanie. My blog is at notyourkochanie dot tumblr dot com, so check it out if you're interested. You can also type "notyourkochanie" into your Youtube search box to see several HP videos, one of which is for Scabior's Protection.

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Just a gesture by sycamoretree reviews
Hermione is on the hunt for horcruxes with Harry. Scabior is just trying to do his job. But when two polars clash, there will be consequences. Romantic story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,176 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
Getting Him to Smile by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
It was just a dare. One stupid little dare, and now I was stuck with this pining feeling in my stomach, for him. I laughed bitterly to myself as I wondered if I could possibly have the same affect on him. It was stupid of me. Little did I know...I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,011 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mudblood by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Many Death Eaters escaped during the Final Battle. Hermione is assigned, as are others, to research their targets, so she can help them be captured. What happens when she chooses Lucius Malfoy to research and find? Or when he's caught? Series of one-shots. Will add more when more ideas hit for it, but the story isn't done yet. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,183 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Kiss From a Rose by Sharkeygirl reviews
Severus wanted money. Hermione wanted a name. What happens when a Snatcher most believed to be dead returns and threatens everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 248,024 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snatching the moon by Rubiie reviews
Scabior meets a girl. A girl who believes in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks and wears spectrespecs. Scabior/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Luna L., Scabior - Complete
Ravaged Silk by Cap'n Jade Sparrow reviews
Alternative version to the Snatcher chase scene in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1. He's captivated by her. By her smell, but her looks, by her body, by her personality. And he's prepared to do anything to make her fall for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Smoke, Musk, and Evergreen by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
Hermione had never loved any scent more than the smell of smoke, musk, and evergreen. She wished she had stuck to the rules: no questions asked, no strings attatched. Maybe if she had, she would have never remembered her silky pink scarf and his scent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Objection by Sharkeygirl reviews
Years after the war, Snape and Hermione are both fleeing from their old lives. When fate brings them together once more, can they help each other discover the truth? AU. Takes place 10-15 years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 167 - Words: 206,011 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Twisted Time, and Things Left Behind by trinsghost reviews
Set during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Hermione Granger goes to set something right. Hermione/Scabior fanfic, Potterverse & AU, M for violence, suspense, language and adult situations/sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Scabior
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught! by FrauLanda reviews
The Jew Hunter recognizes Shoshanna at the restaurant and he's not about to let her go a second time! Hans Landa/Shoshanna. Rated M for later chapters.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - H. Landa, Shosanna D.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Splintered and Broken by A plus reviews
He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Saving Grace by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Betrayed to the Dark Lord by the one person he never expected, Severus has returned for revenge. What he finds may force him to forgive an unforgivable offence. SSHG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
If reviews
A series of one-shot chapters combined to form a story that uses every character in Harry Potter in unique pairings based on different outcomes of the war. Will be over 128 chapters upon completion. Drama/angst/romance/sex/horror/adventure/mystery. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011