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Joined 10-08-10, id: 2568373, Profile Updated: 02-27-11
Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect.

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Hope by Achillia reviews
After fleeing Earth to gather reinforcements Shepard returns to combat the Reaper invasion. Her fellow soldiers are glad to see her arrive. Set during ME3, spoilers from the ME3 promo material.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Galactic Apocalypse: A Guide to the End of Times by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
This manual was brought to you by the Reapers, who will soon be descending upon your vermin-infested homes to perform a comprehensive, galaxy-wide clean-up. You will all be exterminated, and your end is imminent! But fret not! This manual is here to help.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sovereign, Harbinger - Complete
The Spice of Life by Sathaeri reviews
When Harbinger attempts to assume control of an actual human, such as the Ol- I mean, Jacob, things can really spiral out of control... Total ME2 crack. Don't shoot me.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jacob T. - Complete
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
The Ballad of Corporal Jenkins by Knightfall1138 reviews
A humorous account of the real hero of the Mass Effect saga, Richard L. Jenkins.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
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The Diary of Commander Shepard reviews
The audio-diary of a certain Commander Jane Shepard as she records her adventures on her initial mission as humanity's first spectre.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shepard (F)
Minimal Cause reviews
Mass Effect: In which Commander Shepard comes back from the dead and doesn't have time to read the damn datapad. Rated for language and grenade launchers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Shepard (F)