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Joined 10-08-10, id: 2568584, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 43 stories for Human Target.

I am a proud writer of " manic-depressive, brain-puzzling, angst-ridden, dark-humor piece(s) of crap" (Reviewer's name withheld -LOL!)

When I leave a review I am honest and I ask that people who read my fic give me the same courtesy. It's a simple system, but it works!

I'm a huge fan of Human Target and that's where my efforts are going at the moment. I adore Mark Valley and Jackie Earle Haley, so naturally Chance and Guerrero are my all-time favourite characters.

I'm 31, live in the UK and I'm married to a wonderful man who is every bit as much of a geek as I am. I'm English so I use English spelling but I try to keep the language as authentically American as my brain will allow. I have a degree in English Lit but I'm not using it for anything useful.


A note about slash fics: What started as nothing more than the intellectual challenge of writing a smutty scene between two normally straight characters has turned into something of a habit of late! I just wanted it to go on the record that I intend no disrespect to the actors who play the characters I slash. I mean no harm, and if they (or the characters) were actually gay it wouldn't be so much fun messing with their sexual preferences. In short, slash is fun because it's naughty, but that's all it is: naughty fun. Not an attack on any real person's reputation.


Some of my favourite shows/fandoms:

Human Target

Firefly

Stargate Atlantis

The Big Bang Theory

CSI Vegas,

The Mentalist,

Castle

Hawaii 5-O (the reboot)


Whilst writing my first few Human Target fics I had The Constellations' album Southern Gothic playing pretty much non stop. "Here to save the day" is the track to write fight scenes to. Give it a listen. It's awesome. I even used it on one of my Human Target fanvids on youtube.

You can find me on facebook, Twitter, AO3, LiveJournal and youtube (all with the screen name tree979)


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Chance meets hole by cedricsowner reviews
Inspired by veniceit's very entertaining "Ice Meets Metal". Chance and Winston, a couple of weeks after they started working together. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Chance, Winston - Complete
it works miracles! by cedricsowner reviews
Eddie really should have known better than asking Fiona for a back rub. One-shot.
Keen Eddie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Fiona B., Eddie A. - Complete
not his thing by cedricsowner reviews
Carmine's and Guerrero's first meeting. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
knots and ties by cedricsowner reviews
One-shot about Guerrero and the mother of his kid. Inspired by tree979. Not romantic at all.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Guerrero - Complete
Reykjavik by cedricsowner reviews
Sparked by one of tree979's prompts in the discussion forum. It's a Christmas story. Yeah, I know it's August...one-shot. The boys stuck in Iceland.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Guerrero, Winston - Complete
Stroke of Scents by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
It's late at night and Chance is alone with his deep secret and a fellow ex-assassins scent to help keep him somewhat content. MATURE EYES PLEASE. You have been warned
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
victim number X by cedricsowner reviews
How did the friendship between Junior and Guerrero begin? Warning: Since this is set in the time when they were both assassins, they are not shown in a terribly favorable light here. T-rated for language and violence. Final chapter up!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Junior, Guerrero - Complete
healthy attitude by cedricsowner reviews
Guerrero and Ilsa after the team lost a client. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Guerrero, I. Pucci - Complete
morning after by cedricsowner reviews
Short scenes from the morning after Winston had offered Chance/Junior to work together and save people. One-shot. T-rated for language.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Winston, Chance - Complete
job gone south by cedricsowner reviews
Title pretty much says it all. The team after a job gone south. Rather sad stuff. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
after Maria by cedricsowner reviews
This was inspired by the conversation between Winston and Guerrero during "Salvage and Reclamation" about Chance's relationship with Maria and Junior snapping at people after his return from Latin America.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Guerrero, Junior - Complete
the hour we knew nothing of each other by cedricsowner reviews
Guerrero, Baptiste and Junior on a job that goes south... with far reaching consequences... one-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Guerrero, Junior - Complete
So I'll pick you up at eight by cedricsowner reviews
My take on how Ilsa's date with Captain Harmen after "The Return of Baptiste" went. One-shot. Silly, I know, but I had a lot of fun writing it.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - I. Pucci, Katherine - Complete
How come you don't speak Spanish, Guerrero? by cedricsowner reviews
My take on why Guerrero never learned Spanish. References to "A problem like Maria" and "Salvage and Reclamation".
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Guerrero - Complete
D and C by atheneblue reviews
Guerrero meets a woman whose moral spectrum may be grayer than his own. Guerrero X OC. Rated M for language, violence, dark as always sexuality, and medical scenes.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,777 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010
Life of Riley by JoanieNobody reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one: A former hit man walks into a bar... Guerrero/OC fic. Expect lemons.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
shots by cedricsowner reviews
Just a random office snap with lots of Carmine in it and some Chance/Ilsa if you squint. Ah yes, and Captain Harmen makes a cameo appearance, too.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Chance, I. Pucci - Complete
Crutch by christlan reviews
The birth of Guerrero's son. My first time writing fan-fiction. Now complete.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
midnight hour by cedricsowner reviews
Ilsa's harsh words to Chance at the end of "Kill Bob" were not well-received by a certain someone...
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - I. Pucci - Complete
tiny scar, deeper than it looks by cedricsowner reviews
One-shot about the tiny scar on Chance's chin. Goes back to the time he was still Junior. If you haven't seen the season one finale, this won't make much sense to you.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Junior - Complete
first aid by cedricsowner reviews
One-shot about Winston, Guerrero and Chance slowly building trust with each other in the first few weeks after they started working together.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Chance, Winston - Complete
Fine Things by Staxia reviews
A short scene that happened just before "Imbroglio," and an attempt to capture Ilsa's voice. Not smut, I'm afraid.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - I. Pucci - Complete
Maybe This Time by oldandnewfirm reviews
For once, what Ames wants and what she deserves happily coincide. Pseudo Guerrero/Ames.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
A Good End to A Bad Day by emc78 reviews
One shot. Guerrero/Ames Ames has a really shitty day on the job and asks Guerrero for a little help to get over it. Warning: Ames has a rough time of it in the beginning. Mature readers only please.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
Professional by CarpeCerevisi reviews
"Jane," she whispered. "Lisbon," he stage-whispered, mocking her. "Sleep with me." "While I appreciate your forwardness, I don't think that now is an appropriate time to engage in sexual-" "Fine. Forget it, jackass." He knew what she'd meant.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In came the cavalry by cedricsowner reviews
After screwing up in a rather indecorous way, Ilsa gets an idea of what it means to be a member of the team.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - I. Pucci - Complete
Tonight by Shtuff reviews
Chance, Guerrero, a rooftop, cheap liquor, and a conversation about failure. One-shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
Trust me, bro by HautkopfofUlm reviews
When Chance learns about what Guerrero had been up to while he was trying to keep monks in Quebec from meeting their maker- tempers flare up. One-shot about how easily trust is lost when you take yourself too seriously. Spoilers for 'Sanctuary'.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
eight legs by cedricsowner reviews
Unbeknownst to them, Guerrero's and Winston's paths crossed before they actually met. Series of one-shots leading up to the confrontation between Guerrero and Junior in "Christopher Chance". Guerrero & a woman.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
With all that's within you by yaba reviews
She's shocked by how easily their roles have been reversed and yet it doesn't stop the words from tumbling out. After Jane's abduction, Lisbon finds herself at a crossroads between the truth and the lie. Post 3.08. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blame it on the rain by myrtillez reviews
Castle and Beckett are out in Central Park on a case when it starts to rain...
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Red by The Frisky Firelily reviews
River contemplates colours.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Small Favor by tpel reviews
How did Chance and Guerrero reconnect after the flashback events in "Christopher Chance"? This story is a prequel to my other fic, "The Visitor" - I recommend reading that one first.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2010
Outrunning the Flame by SSJL reviews
If you get too close, a burn is inevitable.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Snow Angels by Heartsick reviews
Snow Angels part one - Guerrero introduces Chance to an old friend who can help with a job. But will her personal agenda endager them both? What will Chance do when he discovers her ties to his past?
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010
The Visitor by tpel reviews
Guerrero is too busy to help out, and when he finally shows up at the office he's not alone . . .
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Cleaning Up by NomadiCat reviews
Winston always seems to find himself cleaning up Guerrero’s messes. Post-Sanctuary, pre-Run.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Unfinished Business by jrogers reviews
Where did Chance go when he started up those stairs-missing scene from Run.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Field Day for the Shippers by Maira the Panda reviews
“They’re going to have a field day with this,” Rick Castle pronounces as soon as the elevator doors close. Beckett looks at him. “Who, the press?” “Well, maybe them too, but I was thinking of the fan-fic writers.”
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
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Calling it reviews
Chance forces Guerrero into an up close and personal confrontation full of pre-slash snark.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
You, me, and the wall reviews
Against Guerrero's advice, Junior uses himself as bait in a nightclub to get close to a target. When the plan goes awry, Guerrero steps in to pull him out, and Junior is pissed. Junior and Guerrero Slash. For mature eyes only.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Guerrero, Junior - Complete
Substitution and Acceptance reviews
Once Ilsa reluctantly accepts that a relationship with Chance isn't going to happen, she finds herself considering Guerrero's offer of assistance. Turn out she's even more high-maintenance than he thought. MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - I. Pucci, Guerrero
I will let you down, I will make you hurt reviews
Chance has to do the unthinkable to save Guerrero's life & his own. They try to rebuild their friendship but Chance can't forgive himself. Guerrero won't let him slip away, even if it means leaving himself vulnerable. M/M Noncon. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,674 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Laying the Truth on the Table reviews
Guerrero finds an unexpected answer when Chance tests a new truth serum. drugged!chance slash. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Facing the Consquences reviews
In the heat of the moment, Junior makes what he thinks is a safe bet. He's wrong, and finds himself having to honour the bet. Dark non-con Junior and Baptiste slash. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Junior, Baptiste - Complete
The last word reviews
Conversation between Joubert and Guerrero. Drabble.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Guerrero - Complete
A Hard Lesson reviews
Junior is riding an adrenalin high after performing his first hit and Guerrero has to bring him back down to earth. Fairly dark slash. MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Junior, Guerrero
A Perfect Moment Epilogue to 'Comfort' reviews
As promised, a VERY slashy epilogue. STRICTLY MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Constellation Series: Damage Control reviews
A simple job spins out of control, leaving Chance in the hands of a psychotic Navy SEAL. Case fic. WARNING! Contains a scene involving torture! Now with extra chapter!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Comfort reviews
Chance relies on his friendship with Guerrero to get through the dark times, but can they still function as a team when things go further? Chance/Guerrero SLASH PAIRING! Strictly MATURE EYES ONLY! hurt/comfort, angst, action, case fic. Chapter 32 now up.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Constellation Series: Distraction reviews
Guerrero is concerned that Chance finds their new client a bit too distracting and Winston is driven to distraction by both Guerrero and Ames. Ilsa just tries to keep up! Case fic.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Of Presidents, Pop Rocks and Movie Stars' Colons reviews
Ames needs to learn that not everything you read on the internet is true! Part of the Constellations Series.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Constellation Series: Hablas Espanol? reviews
A computer mishap brings out Chance and Guerrero's juvenile sides. Rated T for language
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Constellation Series: A Long Night reviews
This wasn't the first time Guerrero had had to deal with Chance's guilt over taking a life, but the fact that the life in question belonged to a teenager had undoubtedly made it harder. Non-Slash hurt/comfort. T for language.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Agent Emma Barnes comes up with a plan to flush out and deal with the mysterious mercenary she worked with at the Russian Embassy, but it doesn't quite go as she expected. MATURE EYES ONLY! Chance/Barnes/Guerrero non-slash. AOBI fic !anyone but Ilsa!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Chance, E. Barnes - Complete
To Service and Protect reviews
Why was it always the pretty ones who insisted on thanking Chance personally? One shot MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Chance - Complete
Cargo reviews
An old friend of the team arrives with a job for them. Ilsa is initially less than impressed, but Ames may have found herself a new role model. Case fic. Epilogue now up. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
A kiss is just a kiss, right? reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 2 FINALE! When Chance tells Guerrero he kissed Ilsa things get VERY complicated VERY quickly. Brief Chance and Ilsa then Chance and Guerrero Slash. This is a non-fluffy Chance/Guerrero love story.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Blindsided reviews
Junior sees Guerrero for the first time after he gets out of jail. Hurt comfort-ish. Originally a one-shot but chapter three is now up. More to follow...
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Junior, Guerrero
A Good Man reviews
It's late and Winston and Ilsa are alone in the office when she needs a shoulder to cry on.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - I. Pucci, Winston - Complete
The Big Bad Wolf Fail or a Promising Situation reviews
WARNING! CONTAINS SLASH PAIRING! Guerrero has to call on Chance to get him out of a compromising situation, but Chance's help doesn't quite take the form that he was expecting. MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Chance, Guerrero
Finding the truth about Junior reviews
VERSION 2.0 Hurt/Comfort slash fic about Junior and Guerrero set at least ten years before the events of season one. Quite dark. Reference to abuse. A much softer less smutty version of the original draft posted but still 'M' rated for steamy moments.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Taking One for the Team reviews
Ames has feelings for Guerrero and it's causing trouble for the whole team. Ilsa puts forward a surprising solution. FOR MATURE EYES ONLY due to the content of chapter 2 - eventual smut.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Nosey, noisy and soon to be tonguetied reviews
An annoying Ames and iritated Guerrero fic that doesn't end in smut. Rated 'T' for gruesome topic of conversation and one bit of bad language. Think this might be fic 100 for Human Target! Woo hoo!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Anyone for a Chinese? reviews
VERY silly drabble. I have a sick sense of humour... you have been warned. Rated T for content LOL
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
Try G for Guerrero reviews
Chance sees Guerrero for the first time since he left his old life and he owes him an explanation. Winston is less than thrilled to meet him. ORIGINALLY POSTED AS FIRST IMPRESSIONS BUT REWORKED AND EXTENDED.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
What's in a Name or Too Many Bennys Spoil the Plot reviews
Mini fic for LithiumDoll because sometimes different things share a name almost peacefully. In this case there is disagreement over what pulling an Uncle Benny entails.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011
Recruiting Baptiste reviews
Junior suggests a new recruit to the Old Man. One shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Something Different reviews
Ilsa insists on helping Chance plant listening devices for a case, which leads them to taking an uncomfortable look at their feelings for each other.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - I. Pucci, Chance - Complete
The Challenge reviews
Ilsa unintentionally issues Guerrero with a challenge that calls his skills into question. He decides to demonstrate some of his methods to her and teach her just how important her trust in him is. MATURE EYES ONLY! I MEAN IT DUDE! Read author's note...
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - I. Pucci, Guerrero - Complete
Down Time reviews
Guerrero and Chance relaxing isn't very relaxing for Ilsa or Winston. Warning: bad language!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Playing the Game reviews
Guerrero brings Ames home after she takes advantage of her new bar tab and Chance is stuck with keeping an eye on her. MATURE CONTENT!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Chance, Ames - Complete
Something Fishy reviews
Little oneshot about Guerrero's food scavenging habits. Response to "You are so beautiful" prompt on humantarget fic on LiveJournal.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Guerrero, I. Pucci - Complete
Hungry hungry hitman reviews
Guerrero is eating, no surprise there, and the rest of the team are watching. One shot.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Rejecting Ames reviews
A brief conversation about Ames between Chance and Guerrero.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Keep pushing those buttons reviews
Chance has a job that Guerrero wants nothing to do with. Guerrero gets annoyed and gets to be very annoying in return, with dangerous consequences for everyone. COMPLETE - PLEASE REVIEW!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Guerrero's Stalker reviews
Guerrero found himself in a rare moment of indecision. He had a problem. Her name was Laura. Junior era fic Laura IS NOT AMES! THIS IS AN AMES-FREE FIC! For mature eyes only! You have been warned!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Seduction reviews
Guerrero has to seduce a mark. She's a bit dull but he manages to liven things up. For mature eyes only!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Taking care of business reviews
Ames thinks she can manipulate Guerrero.Borderline smut but it's not what you think, I'm NOT shipping these two! Not sure if this is a T or an M.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
Peace and quiet reviews
Guerrero likes a bit of quiet when he works, but not necessarily when he's finished...
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Guerrero - Complete
Responsible reviews
A case goes bad but who is responsible and who feels that responsibility? An episode length-ish fic with action, angst, bad language and a bit of humour thrown in too. Now complete.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Caught out by Chance reviews
Chance confronts Guerrero about trying to skip town. Complete but in two parts.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
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