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Hi everyone,welcome to my profile!!!!

my name is niloofar but my friends call me nilz or niza :D
I am 20 and I am college student.

my current obsession is the mentalist!!!

I joined this site because I love reading stuff,not to mention,I only read mentalist fanfiction:D
we do have some great writers here
I check almost everyday for any new story and so far I have found many writers whose work I love to read!

I love jane/lisbon relationship...therefore I like stories about this pair!

johnny depp
jude law
leonardo decaprio
simon baker

helena bonham carter
penelope cruz
robin tunney
angelina jolie

pirates of the caribbean
the matrix
lord of the rings
forrest gump
terminator 3
shutter island
sweeney todd
what's eating gilbert grape?

the mentalist
vampire diaries
grey's anatomy

lord of the rings
the hobbit
paulo coelho's books
haruki murakami's books
the miserables
harry potter series
the chronicles of narnia

ok,this was a bit (quite long bit) of my interests,I hope I haven't bored u!
I love to make new friends,
pm me and tell me what u think of my profile!


-when the power of love overcomes the love of power,the world will finally see peace.

-Lisbon (To Cho) :You allow him to pull that stunt again, and you'll be showing visitors around the state house wearing a stupid hat.

-Patrick Jane:Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks.

-Patrick Jane:you look like a princess,an angry little princess.someone stole your tiara.

You know you're obsessed with the Mentalist if:

You listen to references to the show in every song

It comforts you to read comments from overly obsessed fans because you’re not the only one

You have some scenes memorized

You start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

You’re more observant to the people around you

You think red smiley faces are somewhat creepy.

You wish that a guy could tell you how emeralds would look lovely with your eyes.

You want to find the 'Jane' to your 'Lisbon'.

You have joined a group on facebook and/or myspace involving the Mentalist and/or Jane and Lisbon.

You start shipping couples who remind you of Jisbon.

Copy and Paste Stuff:

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

And if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think copying and pasting stuff is pointless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

I found these on a super funny girl's profile, and I am putting them on mine. The comments in bold are hers.

These are actually out there!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

- Copy and paste if you are an all nighter like me!

- Copy and Paste if you think Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon are one of Tv`s best crime fighting duo`s and gotta get together :)

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

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United by NellieRai reviews
With Red John out of the picture, Lisbon thought Jane was acting fine until he shocks the heck out of her with one question that leaves her contemplating everything. She has no idea how to answer him but once she does, she knows things won't be the same.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 258,291 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lavinia by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
he always gets what he wants by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Patrick Jane always got what he wanted, even if that meant using her in the process, to get Teresa Lisbon back exactly where she belonged—in his arms. J/L, J/VP.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,343 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Accidental Husband by lysjelonken reviews
Based on the basic plot of the movie The Accidental Husband, as suggested by Agathanancy98. Lisbon is happy and about to marry her fiancee, Drew. But when they apply for a marriage license, they realize that she had fallen victim to a glitch - AU, JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mistletoe and Red Wine by tromana reviews
One of Santa's elves has been killed - and Jane and Lisbon are trying to teach each other the spirit of Christmas. Written for Frogster in the Paint It Red 2011 Gift Exchange.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
procellous by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Lisbon honored Jane's wish, and he wakes up a year later only to remember everything from his past. Will he be able to find his place in the CBI again? Will he and Lisbon go back to normal? Post-Fugue in Red. Contain spoilers, eventual Jane/Lisbon. Fin.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Board Games by hardly loquacious reviews
When was the last time you played a board game Lisbon?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Tea time by eachofusangels reviews
Set right after 4x04. Jane and Lisbon drink some tea together...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Redemption Part I: Actions Have Consequences by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: Jane has been in prison for four years but when an old cellmate is on the run he agrees to help Lisbon find him. He learns the team has changed and Lisbon has a secret. Soon Jane learns his actions have a price... Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 72,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Garland by Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blind Date by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Rigsby sets Jane up on a blind date. Van Pelt sets Lisbon up on a blind date. Coincidence? No copyright infringement intended. NOW COMPLETE, possible sequel to come.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Under the Rose by Wldwmn reviews
After a surprising comment on an evaluation report, Jane starts taking his usual teasing of Lisbon to new heights. But how much of it is actually a joke? Jisbon. Rated T for overall suggestiveness. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red John's Making by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: Five years ago Lisbon joined the FBI but when Red John strikes again she must return to California and Patrick Jane. The investigation turns personal as she realizes that Red John is closer to them than they realized. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,925 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Man You Love by Wldwmn reviews
An interrogation leads to a revelation. Jisbon. Rated M for descriptions of crimes and activities of an adult nature and alternative lifestyles. Avoid if you find offensive; please no flames.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Kiss it Better by SageK reviews
Kiss Table Prompt: Foot
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Jester and The Princess by Wldwmn reviews
Future fic. 6-year-old Talia Jane wants her favorite bedtime story, and her daddy Patrick can't resist telling it one more time. Jisbon family.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Half the time the world is ending by Not Just a Nerd reviews
So apparently the world is ending, and they are sitting here at the crime scene with the suspects and playing a confessing game. And Lisbon just happens to confess that she likes Jane. JANE X LISBON. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
If I Had You by missyoufriend reviews
Jane and Lisbon trying to fight their feelings for each other of course !
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Slow Roasted Robusta Beans by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To Begin Again by Rina-the-Brave reviews
The team became Lisbon's family when she gave birth to her now, one year old daughter Arabella. She had thought Jane would take it hard but quite the opposite. Cases, fluff, new characters & Jane spoiling a little girl. Worth reading, I promise.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,989 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Roses Are Red by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
From the Desk of Agent Kimball Cho by lil smiles reviews
The world through the eyes of Agent Cho. Chapter 2: "I only caught a few bits and pieces of their conversation. Something about a dog and a harmonica."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Kimball C.
Ruby Tuesday by SpaceAnJL reviews
Just a little scene that came to mind.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Pita by Ebony10 reviews
A short oneshot about the birthday present Jane got Lisbon. Spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete