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Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Wicked, St. Trinian's, Harry Potter, Avengers, and Victorious.
Name: FrankieHughes96 (you don't need to know my real one)
Tori V./Jade W. - Victorious
Kelly J./Annabelle F. - St. Trinians
Hermione G./ N. Tonks. - Harry Potter
Beca M./ Chloe B. - Pitch Perfect (my OTP)
People who don't understand the concept of grammar. Specifically those who don't know the difference between their/there/they're. Seriously, It's not that difficult people.
Future Plans: Join REME, become a vehicle mechanic as a soldier.
I've been brainwashed by the Army Cadet's. Oh well, it's a right sight better then school.
Your detective name (your favorite color and your favorite animal) – RedWolf
Your Star Wars name(the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name, and the last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) - Hugfrert
Your superhero name (your second favorite color, and your favorite drink) – BlueDisarrano
Your witness protection name (Name you wished you had) – Piper
Your Stormtrooper Identification Code: FC1910
1) The first non-vowel letter of your name
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s* to the person who talks s* about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam, T-H-E OANA, reimihara21, Emerald Penguin, MissSpasticEnthuseastic
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile, and then go see We Will Rock You!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him
Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
Ever argued with yourself, as mentioned above, and actually lost? If so, put this on your profile... It just shouldn't be possible but it is.
If you have once been doing something that seems impossible and ended up trying to convince yourself that you’ll succeed and then you start arguing with yourself about it and lose going back to thinking you can do it, copy and paste this onto your profile
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Hogwarts School Rules:
If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.'
I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!
I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord.
I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape.
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office.
I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!'
Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.
I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
There is no bring a muggle to school day.
-And I should stop insisting there is.
I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".
Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Under No Circumstances is Professor Snape to be called 'Spock'
The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters
"OMGWTF" is not a spell
I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is "42".
I cannot be a Heffalump animagus
I cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible."
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on any Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket"
I am not to dance naked in the great hall.
-Or on the grounds.
-Generally, dancing naked is wrong.
The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.
I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
Zoe: "The Bard is a bird...I love it"
St. Trinians 2
Chelsea: Oh My God, you want us to steal Scarlet Johansson?
Kelly: You are so blonde Chelsea
Annabelle: Oh well, never mind.
St. Trinians 2
Elphaba: I'm the other daughter, Elphaba, I'm beautifully tragic.
"This is weird." - Joanne
"It's weird." - Mark
"Very weird." - Joanne
"Fucking weird." - Mark.
"She cheated" - Joanne
"She cheated" - Mark
"Maureen cheated" - Joanne
"Fucking cheated" - Mark
"Wotcher Harry" - Nymphadora Tonks.
"Don't call me Nymphadora" (hair goes fiery red) - Nymphadora Tonks.