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Joined 10-08-10, id: 2568915, Profile Updated: 01-28-16
Author has written 14 stories for Fire Emblem, Ring/Ringu, Super Smash Brothers, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Don't Starve.

I like random series, but above all, I love reading and writing! Feel free to criticize me; I might cry a little inside, but the quality of my writing will get better! Feel even more free to praise me XD.

Name: Emily.

Sex: Female.

Age: Not sharing, but I can guarantee I'm younger than you think.

Hair color: Brown (como Italia :) )

Likes: One anime and one anime only (Hetalia), Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Portal, Dogma, 21 Jump Street, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, cartooning, writing, talking about my story

Dislikes: Shipping. (Most of) the Hetalia fanbase. Jerks. Illiterate fanfiction writers. Reading romantic fanfiction. Romance in general. I cannot romance.

My profile pic is usually either Emily the Strange or my recurring OC, Samael. I think you'll be able to tell which is which. Now Foxpilot knows what Samael (in my mind) looks like, sort of. Now, of course, it's Abigal Satoshi xx's Pia!! First fan drawing I ever got. THANK YOU!

Samael: Samael is the mega-powerful, second-only-to-God-and-Satan Angel of Death. Besides his main job, which is killing people (no dip Sherlock), he enjoys putting our favorite brawlers, usually Marth, in dangerous yet highly amusing situations.

Appearance: In his true form he is fifty feet tall, has huge wings, has white-irised eyes and longish silver hair.

Personality: VERY imposing, and in Foxpilot's opinion, conceited. He tends to treat life as something ephemeral and worthless. People's lives are games to him, and he isn't fazed by much. Ike amuses him.

Powers: You name it, he can do it.

Weapon(probably will never be mentioned): Scythe.

Piana (Pia) Emilia Shirann: Pia is an angel who knows Pit very well. She comes to Brawl World on a secret mission to help him, Marth, Ike, and Link fight the brewing evil in their homelands. She seems to harbor some romantic feelings for Pit, but she's good at hiding them.

Appearance: She has long brown hair in a ponytail down to her waist, with two tendrils hanging down on either side of her face, brown eyes, olive skin, and she dresses in a white tennis dress with gold trim.

Personality: Very quirky and loud, enjoys being both a leader and a follower, and very emotional. She tends to blame other people when she gets hurt, and snaps at other people when she's in a bad mood. She's very stubborn, and sticks to her guns in an argument. She is very good at boosting other people's self-confidence.

Powers: Flying, mind reading/sharing her own thoughts with others, supersonic screeching screaming and really, really bad singing.

Weapon: A bow like Pit's, but the colors are gold and white. She prefers axes, though.

Elena Sima: My main Hetalia OC, mainly acts as a catalyst so people can see how students would react to Hetalia countries. She's a sophomore now, but will become a junior later. She's also Canadian, but lives in America.

Appearance: Never actually mentioned, but if you wanted to see it, here: She's got a really short haircut and is cursed with a bitch-face, and has very small, European features. Likes colorful tank-tops and cargo pants. She looks a lot older than she actually is.

Personality: No-nonsense. Very intelligent, but prone to odd outbursts. Doesn't like people much. Enjoys when Canada is shown in a positive light. Has a huge secret crush on Austria, who she refers to as "glasses-piano-dude."

Powers: None, really, but she's pretty smart.

Weapon: Death glare.


About me some more because I am self-possessed:

1. My name is Emily, which is a name I love very much. It's also part of my screen name, if you didn't notice.

2. (Insert cool fact about me here...)

3.

4. I love any and all reviews. And getting messages.

5. I'm also an original writer and participate in NaNoWriMo.

6. I have an adorable little pug/cocker spaniel mix named Roxy (after Roxy Richter from Scott Pilgrim).

7. I am an Apple user.

8. I don't watch TV, but I like YouTube.

9. I hate science. Period.

10. I love English and Global.

11. Once, I watched "When a Stranger Calls" and while everyone around me shrieked with fear, I laughed at their fear.

12. I'm a good speller, but "shriek" and "conscientious"(? Don't even know if I spelled it right) are the banes of my existance.

13. I dislike permanent AUs, for example, Ike and Marth go to a Japanese boarding school and are both in love with the same OC. It's not even the same story anymore, so why not just create your own characters?

14. I also dislike MAJOR OCs. One or two minor ones is okay, to help carry a story along or something, but if the whole story centers around him/her... just go to FictionPress and make a story about them. Which nobody will like because your OC probably sucks.

15. While reading the above and realizing that I am working on a fic with a MAJOR OC... I realized that I am a huge hypocrite.

16. The only things I ship are canon couples and VERY heavily-implied couples. SwedenxFinland, AustriaxHungary, PrussiaxHungary :)

17. I hate to be "that girl," but Harry Potter seriously rocks.

18. A word about Twilight--yeah, I read it. Screw what I said about it before. It is a terrible series that is misogynistic against women. Seriously, it sucks ass.

19. I like fantasy STORIES--not fanfics. Actual books that are fantasy. No post-apocalyptic stuff. Oh God, do I hate Katniss Everdeen.

20. I love reading!

21. I am a 4channer. Used to be a Redditor, then realized that it was a terrible place.

22. Most of the people in my stories are based off people I know in real life.

But don't judge me cuz ya don't know me.


Quotes:

"You didn't get in trouble for lying, you got in trouble for lying badly."Drake from Drake and Josh

"I'm a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story."Facebook flair

"Get lost."Emily the Strange

"'I'm tall,' said Ron inconsequentially."Ron from Harry Potter

"Ten bucks on the big Indian."Twilight

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but so is a thousand words."My friend Erez

"FOOL!"My friend Erez


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Looks Like You're Having Some Trouble by Asidian reviews
Wilson wasn't the only one Maxwell offered to help. (Or: A series of one-shots about how a certain dapper gentleman recruited adventurers for a strange new world.)
Don't Starve - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/18 - Maxwell/William C., Wendy, Wickerbottom, Wes - Complete
Say, Pal by animatedrose reviews
"Say, pal, you don't look so good." "No surprise. Everything that happens to me is all your fault, anyway." "And I have so much fun causing you such misery. What a wonderful little plaything you are." "I hate you." "I know." Just a bunch of drabbles revolving around Wilson and Maxwell.
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Maxwell/William C., Wilson H.
The Most Epic Game Of Pong Ever by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I got bored, so I made this.
Crossover - Pong & Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Father's Day Recollections by SlayersFan132 reviews
Just before a battle between he and his son begins, Dracula thinks back on when he was just a boy. The fact that today is Father's Day makes him just a little bit more thoughtful, but the only person who notices is the skeleton. Oneshot.
Castlevania - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Alucard, Dracula - Complete
Blood Relations by ShinMarsDragon reviews
Soma finds out Arikado is a vampire thanks to inconvenient blood drinking. What follows is mostly assumptions and awkward conversations. No pairing.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Genya A., Soma C. - Complete
Masque by Dakk Tribal reviews
It's Maria's birthday and it goes from bad to worse with each passing second for her. Storms, losing her food, and the worst thing of all was that Alucard forgot about her birthday. Or did he?
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Alucard, Maria R. - Complete
His Eyes Were Cold by thecucumberqueen reviews
"I knew eleven things about Dallas Winston when he died." As told by Sylvia.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
Stay by Independence Undervalued reviews
I wasn't looking for love and I certainly didn't expect it to appear in the form of Dallas Winston. Just one look and I knew I had to have him. We fell hard and fast in a blur of burning emotions. But as the saying goes, all good things must come to an end.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
Bedtime Stories by kronosdragon reviews
Pyro always enjoyed listening to his teammates. He was never one to speak much, but his passion for storytelling lives in his love of listening to them. When he isn't being told stories by the Medic, he often listens the burdens of his other teammates. Oneshot, very short. Enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Engineer, Pyro - Complete
Kindred by Mistress Minty reviews
In which Vlad attempts to make an emotional connection with his seven year old son after he is bullied and beaten by the village children for being a half-breed.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Alucard, Dracula, Lisa T. - Complete
Beauty, Innocence, Strenght by Uchiha Evangeline reviews
When he first met Maria, he immediately remembered that piece of antique jewellery. He had already thought of giving that bracelet to her several times before, but never really made his mind about it. Now seemed like a good time. .:OneShot:.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Alucard, Maria R. - Complete
Circo de la Luna by Pikana reviews
The Circus of the Moon is a place of horror, tragedy and fantasy. It is not a single story but several, woven to one. My name is Ringmaster Ike Griel and I am the leader of this group of humans. I will take you through these horrible tales of my crew. I must warn you now, we are not good people and we're all messed up in some way... But believe in us for we are humanity's last hope
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,734 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ike, Link
Sunrise, Sunset by WonderChild90 reviews
There comes a time in our lives, whether we are young or old, when we truly believe in fairy tales. The time is different for everyone... but the feelings are always the same.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Alucard, Maria R. - Complete
Do You Sparkle by CheyanneSaysHii reviews
While on a visit to Romania, America becomes convinced that Romania is a vampire, and Romania is left to prove he's not. No romance. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Romania, America - Complete
Legends by Comatose Overdose reviews
Bulgaria learns that Romania's stories are more than just myths. Vampire!RomaniaxBulgaria DimitrixNikola
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Bulgaria, Romania - Complete
Another ToD? by Abigal Satoshi xx reviews
Yeah, I know. Loads of these all over the place but I just felt like I had to so I did. This one is kinda different...not too different but still, different. Rules inside. I hope you guys enjoy it :D
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,365 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010
A Real Vampire by Bri Nara reviews
Just before a Halloween party in a abandoned manor, America calls Romania out on his vampire costume. Saying it didn't look 'real'. Now Romania plans to show America exactly what a real vampire look like... Crack, Vampire!Romania, multi-shot special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, Romania - Complete
hamilton burr fan fiction by trubelieber007 reviews
Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton in the hip, and he's secretly a little bit sorry for it. So he drops by Hamilton's house and tries to set things right. There is sexual tension. AU because Hamilton doesn't die and he died in real life.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Sephiroth Meets Smooshy! by Wintersheart1766 reviews
Sephiroth becomes distracted when Zack Presents him with a cardboard box. An adorably clueless Sephiroth receives the most precious gift he never knew he wanted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
100 Things Romania Isn't Allowed To Do by Lalliey reviews
My list of things that Romania isn't allowed to do. Only warning is for... a creepy blood obsession?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Porinzu by SinnersLikeUs reviews
Gakupo knew the Vocaloid house would be interesting. And Rin absolutely knew that she wouldn't get along with the new guy. But, hey, nobody said it would be easy. Gakurin. R&R! One-Shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Rin K. - Complete
To Bear the Mantle by Lacunose reviews
Joshua finally faces the day of his coronation, but he's not entirely sure if he's ready to take his mother's place. Sometimes, all it takes it just a few words of faith to get up and carry on. Written for the Royalty challenge at the Magvel comm at LJ
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Joshua, Natasha - Complete
The Journal of an Idiot Pyro by Nightmares and Melodys reviews
Just Roy being Stupid in his Journal and telling you all about Life at the Smash Mansion. Rated for Safety! Dates are off.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Roy
The Queen's New Clothes by Xirysa reviews
For the kink meme at emblanon. In which Geoffrey is rather confused. Geoffrey and Elincia. Contains adult themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Geoffrey, Elincia - Complete
NESS AND LUCAS DISCOVER YAOI! by Clara the Wolf reviews
uuummmm read the title. 'nuff said
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
The Year at Hand by Foxpilot reviews
The year at hand draws near, with all the chaotic partying it entails. We must remember to not forget those we know best, nor the old acquaintances. A gift.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Ike The Explorer by Ipwnedanoobonce reviews
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Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Araceli L reviews
When Link is abruptly introduced to his own shadow, he cannot defeat the question it forces him to examine: are they both Link? Can Light only exist with Dark? Or will Dark win, conquering Light forever? Not yaoi.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
In Which Innes Attempts to Read a Book by Raphiael reviews
L'Arachel pens an epic narrative of the war in Magvel, and Innes is forced to read it. Suffice to say, things don't go quite as he remembers them. Written for fe contest challenge at livejournal - story had to include a Mary Sue.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - L'Arachel, Innes - Complete
Arranged Marriage by Vanechka reviews
Post-FE6. Cecilia hated arranged marriages and vowed never to get herself into one. But when the Prince of Etruria was the matchmaker, she realized that there was no way of escaping.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cecilia, Perceval - Complete
Winter Is Coming by kittykatloren reviews
Her sheer incomprehensibility was infuriating. What could have possessed her to wake up so early, stand out in the cold and the snow, just to dance for him? FE6 Fuuin no Tsurugi; Percival/Lalam aka Lalum oneshot. For DarkBlaziken.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Perceval, Lalum - Complete
Murder at Smash Mansion by OneWingedHeron53 reviews
For the first time in a few decades, there has been a murder at Smash Mansion. Now our team of six will investigate and find the murderer.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Link, Mr. Resetti - Complete
Ageless by Masaichu reviews
Hearing his voice made chills run up her spine. She loved that voice, with it's silky undertone and deep richness. However, she loved the owner of that voice much more so. Oneshot. Rin x Gakupo.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rin K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Supports, Supports! by RachelMustoFende reviews
And Now for Something Completely Different- some Fire Emblem 8 Sacred Stones Support Convo's- kinda. Lots of silliness and gay-ness. Parody.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
For Always by Sass-Bot reviews
"Stay with me for always, mommy." What if 'The Ring' wasn't just a movie? What happens Samara realizes just how much she is loved?
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Tulsa by sunkissedchris reviews
"In war, you don't fight for your country; you don't fight for the ideology behind the conflict: You fight for your friends, family, the people you love, and the guys standing next to you." Soda is back home. One-shot
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sodapop C. - Complete
DoubleHeaded Coin by The Social Heretic reviews
Joshua x Natasha Oneshot. Natasha comes to visit Joshua after a long day.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Joshua, Natasha - Complete
Keep It Under Your Hat by aviatrix8 reviews
Natasha had always been fascinated by Joshua's hat... What secrets could it hold? FE8.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Natasha, Joshua - Complete
Devil with a Blue Dress On by some blue december reviews
Watching her like that is torture. She calls it torture, anyway; you call it the best kind of foreplay.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dallas W., Sylvia - Complete
FE Secrets: Sacred Stones by Erk Mizuhara reviews
Just like the Rekka no Ken version, this involves the 'darkest secrets' of the Sacred Stones cast.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
FE Secrets: Rekka no Ken by Erk Mizuhara reviews
A little thing I did for a laugh. The 'deep dark' secrets of the Rekka no Ken cast.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Brave Ascent by Mark of the Asphodel reviews
For all his sins and virtues, perhaps his greatest failing was that he once believed himself the hero of his time. A few moments with Michalis, Prince of Macedon. Written for the "Yield" challenge at the fe contest comm. Spoilers for FE3.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Michalis - Complete
Three Queens by Sara Jaye reviews
It seemed like a good idea at the time, but months later Levin can't help but wonder if he made the biggest mistake of his life.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lewyn - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Enide Dear reviews
Being stuck stalking Remnants in the rain *suck*!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Locked by ej8012 reviews
AU-"How'd this happen?" ... "I wasn't the one who locked the door..." Ike locked himself and Soren in a bathroom. Now they have to wait for someone to find them... This could take a while. Not Soren/Ike.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Hello Kitty by Enide Dear reviews
Loz finds a pet and tries to convince his brothers to keep it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Loz, Kadaj - Complete
Golden Fork Restaurant by Enide Dear reviews
The Remnants are hungry and all they want is one peaceful, quiet dinner at Midgards fanciest restaurant. The chaos that ensued wasn't their fault, honestly!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kadaj, Heidegger - Complete
Remnant pregnancy by Enide Dear reviews
It started when Loz found an encycolpedia, and then quickly went downhill
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Kadaj, Loz - Complete
Breakfast In the Desert by viicious reviews
Kadaj has a hilarious breakfast.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kadaj - Complete
Realization by 9ine reviews
Oneshot, Gakupo/Rin : Len is sick, so Rin has to sing a duet with... Gakupo? Awkwardness ensues, but maybe there's a reason for it.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Rin K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Stefan Jokes by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Lost and Religon by angelnikki reviews
Jesus, Abraham, and Muhammed get lost on there way to Jerusalm.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
God's night in by Tom.K.A reviews
What happens one night when God gets a bit hungry? Will his powers stand up to the test? You should probably read it. If you don't, who knows, you might go to hell!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Road to Ragae by Charlemaine reviews
A stubborn obnoxious boy and an Archangel with an attitude, brought together at the request of a blind man.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Crash and Burn by Squeegee reviews
*Finished* Three teenage boys sit in court today and are accused of a horrendous act. Barrett ponders about what they have done to reach this point… and to their deaths. Little did they know that they would later become known as the ‘Stygian Triplets
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002
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Friends in a hopeless place reviews
Everything is better when you have a friend, no matter how weird they are.
Don't Starve - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/28 - Wilson H., Willow
The New Girl in Brawl World reviews
Well, obviously, a new girl comes to Brawl World. Just who is she, and why is she so close with four certain brawlers, especially Pit? And just what is this mysterious "brewing trouble" she speaks of? Will be very long. Rated T for a swear or two.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 136,176 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Halfway House
Contains elements of HetaOni (have not played it) and horror films. Premise: a historical halfway house in Japan's Fukushima Prefecture holds a dark secret. When a large number of nations visit this supposedly haunted house, it sets off a chain of terrible events that threaten to destroy the modern world, beginning with the countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013
Substitute Teachers reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
The Resignation of Boris Yeltsin: Hetalia Style reviews
In 1999, Russia's first President unexpectedly resigned. Only two men know why. One is a nation, and one sounds like Pladimir Vutin. But now, YOU'LL know too. (Includes an apology to fans of Substitute Teachers.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Russia - Complete
The Dangers of Gossip reviews
In which we learn that gossip can hurt. Badly. In more ways than one. But in a way, it can cause love to emerge as well.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Matthew, Serra
Two Princes reviews
Two foolish red-haired princes from different continents reflect on the mistakes they made in their lifetimes. Oneshot. Also: the title is also the name of a song, but it isn't a songfic.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Michalis, Julius - Complete
The Brawlers Take the Real World reviews
Marth, Ike, Link, Pit, Roy, and Samus are bored. So they decide to visit the real world! Get ready, world... THE BRAWLERS ARE HERE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Fanfiction Fun: Brawl Edition reviews
Some of our favorite characters discover fanfictions about themselves... amusing events hopefully unfold.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Death and Dealing With It reviews
I HAVE MY FIRST OC XXXD! So, yeah, a fan favorite dies. But his friends are going to GET HIM BACK!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Memories of a Past Movie reviews
Samara and Sadako are having a sleepover, and they're bored. But not for long... just wait 'til Samara meets Daveigh!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
Ephraim is in love with his rival's sister, while his rival is in love with Ephraim's sister. Neither knows about the other's relationship. Hmmm... how long can this go on?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ephraim, Tana - Complete
A Movie Night's Unexpected Guest reviews
The hostess of a horror movie night gets a phone call. Is she scared? Not Emily! Includes references to "The Grudge" and "One Missed Call".
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Emotion Swings reviews
REVAMPED! Joshua and Natasha are both in deep depressions, unknowingly wanting to get back together. Can Ephraim and Eirika help them reconcile, or will Natasha's memories and a new, jarring discovery keep them apart forever? T for adult reference.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Joshua, Natasha - Complete
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