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Author has written 13 stories for Fire Emblem, Ring/Ringu, Super Smash Brothers, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I like random series, but above all, I love reading and writing! Feel free to criticize me; I might cry a little inside, but the quality of my writing will get better! Feel even more free to praise me XD.
Age: Not sharing, but I can guarantee I'm younger than you think.
Hair color: Brown (como Italia :) )
Likes: One anime and one anime only (Hetalia), Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Portal, Dogma, 21 Jump Street, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, cartooning, writing, talking about my story
Dislikes: Shipping. (Most of) the Hetalia fanbase. Jerks. Illiterate fanfiction writers. Reading romantic fanfiction. Romance in general. I cannot romance.
My profile pic is usually either Emily the Strange or my recurring OC, Samael. I think you'll be able to tell which is which. Now Foxpilot knows what Samael (in my mind) looks like, sort of. Now, of course, it's Abigal Satoshi xx's Pia!! First fan drawing I ever got. THANK YOU!
Samael: Samael is the mega-powerful, second-only-to-God-and-Satan Angel of Death. Besides his main job, which is killing people (no dip Sherlock), he enjoys putting our favorite brawlers, usually Marth, in dangerous yet highly amusing situations.
Appearance: In his true form he is fifty feet tall, has huge wings, has white-irised eyes and longish silver hair.
Personality: VERY imposing, and in Foxpilot's opinion, conceited. He tends to treat life as something ephemeral and worthless. People's lives are games to him, and he isn't fazed by much. Ike amuses him.
Powers: You name it, he can do it.
Weapon(probably will never be mentioned): Scythe.
Piana (Pia) Emilia Shirann: Pia is an angel who knows Pit very well. She comes to Brawl World on a secret mission to help him, Marth, Ike, and Link fight the brewing evil in their homelands. She seems to harbor some romantic feelings for Pit, but she's good at hiding them.
Appearance: She has long brown hair in a ponytail down to her waist, with two tendrils hanging down on either side of her face, brown eyes, olive skin, and she dresses in a white tennis dress with gold trim.
Personality: Very quirky and loud, enjoys being both a leader and a follower, and very emotional. She tends to blame other people when she gets hurt, and snaps at other people when she's in a bad mood. She's very stubborn, and sticks to her guns in an argument. She is very good at boosting other people's self-confidence.
Powers: Flying, mind reading/sharing her own thoughts with others, supersonic screeching screaming and really, really bad singing.
Weapon: A bow like Pit's, but the colors are gold and white. She prefers axes, though.
Elena Sima: My main Hetalia OC, mainly acts as a catalyst so people can see how students would react to Hetalia countries. She's a sophomore now, but will become a junior later. She's also Canadian, but lives in America.
Appearance: Never actually mentioned, but if you wanted to see it, here: She's got a really short haircut and is cursed with a bitch-face, and has very small, European features. Likes colorful tank-tops and cargo pants. She looks a lot older than she actually is.
Personality: No-nonsense. Very intelligent, but prone to odd outbursts. Doesn't like people much. Enjoys when Canada is shown in a positive light. Has a huge secret crush on Austria, who she refers to as "glasses-piano-dude."
Powers: None, really, but she's pretty smart.
Weapon: Death glare.
About me some more because I am self-possessed:
1. My name is Emily, which is a name I love very much. It's also part of my screen name, if you didn't notice.
2. (Insert cool fact about me here...)
3. I really, really hate shipping. Like, a lot.
4. I love any and all reviews. And getting messages.
5. I'm also an original writer and participate in NaNoWriMo.
6. I have an adorable little pug/cocker spaniel mix named Roxy (after Roxy Richter from Scott Pilgrim).
7. I am an Apple user.
8. I don't watch TV, but I like YouTube.
9. I hate science. Period.
10. I love English and Global.
11. Once, I watched "When a Stranger Calls" and while everyone around me shrieked with fear, I laughed at their fear.
12. I'm a good speller, but "shriek" and "conscientious"(? Don't even know if I spelled it right) are the banes of my existance.
13. I dislike permanent AUs, for example, Ike and Marth go to a Japanese boarding school and are both in love with the same OC. It's not even the same story anymore, so why not just create your own characters?
14. I also dislike MAJOR OCs. One or two minor ones is okay, to help carry a story along or something, but if the whole story centers around him/her... just go to FictionPress and make a story about them. Which nobody will like because your OC probably sucks.
15. While reading the above and realizing that I am working on a fic with a MAJOR OC... I realized that I am a huge hypocrite.
16. The only things I ship are canon couples and VERY heavily-implied couples. SwedenxFinland, AustriaxHungary, PrussiaxHungary :)
17. I hate to be "that girl," but Harry Potter seriously rocks.
18. A word about Twilight--yeah, I read it. Screw what I said about it before. It is a terrible series that is misogynistic against women. Seriously, it sucks ass.
19. I like fantasy STORIES--not fanfics. Actual books that are fantasy. No post-apocalyptic stuff. Oh God, do I hate Katniss Everdeen.
20. I love reading!
21. I am a 4channer. Used to be a Redditor, then realized that it was a terrible place.
22. Most of the people in my stories are based off people I know in real life.
But don't judge me cuz ya don't know me.
"You didn't get in trouble for lying, you got in trouble for lying badly."Drake from Drake and Josh
"I'm a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story."Facebook flair
"Get lost."Emily the Strange
"'I'm tall,' said Ron inconsequentially."Ron from Harry Potter
"And Katniss killed him with an arrow to the throat."Me
"Seven days..."Samara Morgan
"Ten bucks on the big Indian."Twilight
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but so is a thousand words."My friend Erez
"FOOL!"My friend Erez
"The voices in my head are telling me that you're weird."Facebook flair
"Excellent... simply excellent."Samael
Also, Abigal Satoshi xx made me a picture of Pia. . Link:
Thank you, Abigal Satoshi xx! I think that's going to be my avatar for a while XD
Quick, think of twelve random Hetalia characters!!!
1. Italy Veneziano
Now answer these questions!! .
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Italy, you're adorable and everything, but I effing though you were Slenderman.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He's proooobably more embarrassed than I am, but he must need somthing reallly important.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Um. Well. I guess it would make sense if Canada and America merged... nobody cares about Canada anyway... BUT SERIOUSLY AMERICA THAT IS INCEST AND VERY ODD.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
...Uh... oh God... of all the bloody... blech. I mean... I'm just not hungry, Britain! Uh... I'll save it for later!!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Good, now he can't molest me. Dayumm, dat ass.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
o.O Oh God please don't let your insanity affect my children... but hey, that's pretty cool. I am now the target of jealous fangirls errywhere...
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
What did you do, China?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
T T but why, Canada? You're so sweet! :(
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Well, I am Jewish, and he did have that whole Inquisition thing, but why, España? i love you... :(
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Run away! Run away! Run away from the scary murder-ers! Run away! Run away!
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Sets it the military way, then picks me up with great ease and carries me to a hospital while I scream and scream.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
That stupid Pocky stuff, and some dericious sushi.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Freak out while proclaiming he's the hero, while dousing the house in his magical candy-sweat and pulling me to safety.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Strongly advise me against it, but secretly want me to do it so he can laugh at an American.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
"YAY CONGRAT-UA-LATIONS! Now we can-a be fratello e sorella!" :D Yay, Italy brother-in-law!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Find the person, hit them repeatedly, then present me with their severed head atop his frozen water pipe. Ah, Russia.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
"Yay! Don't die! Good luck! I hope you win!" Sweet Canada :)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Play the tarantella for me, then laugh with me until we both pass out.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's adorable, handsome, Mediterranean, treats me well and is a fabulous cook!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Um. Well. That... that certainly is deeply hidden. I... I do not even... Germanada? is that... even a thing?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Oh God, Asian parents. I... I hope so.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, because 1) they hate each other. 2) Britain has terrible teeth. 3) France has terrible breath. 4) they fear the mob of FrUk fangirls which will consome them.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Nothing. There is no cure for being French.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Am I reminding him of his sister? She got a haircut once...
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Aw, no, China! You're hot, athletic and can cook! All dem little Asian girls love you :)
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Awww. So Canada. I'd date him, he's sweet, adorable and would treat me well...
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
NO! NO SPAIN NOT ITALY THAT IS WRONG AND BAD AND YOU WILL UPSET SPAMANO FANGIRLS. STOP.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
To most fangirls, they are making passionate love. To me, they just watched a horror movie and Japan is trying desperately to console America, who is weeping.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Italy and France? Nah. Italy is too innocent and France is too, well, French.
Would 2 trust 5?
Probably not, after the whole thing where they were mortal enemies during WW Deuce.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
An epic tickle war commences, and everyone has tacos and hamburgers afterwards.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Cooking because Italy likes it and Britain wants to improve.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I think Britain'd be a little wary of China... you know, Opium Wars 'n stuff.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yes. France always wants to see something involving love :)
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
... ... I have actually no idea, they're not even a fanon couple...
1 accidentally kicked 10?
"I'M-A SO SORRY, BIG BROTHER SPAIN!! LET-A ME MAKE IT-A BETTER!!"
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Canada would FREAK OUT and probably just hide in the corner for a few days... or weeks... and nobody would notice.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Oh God, they would both faint trying to impress the other, and every fangirl in the world would have her face pressed against the glass in anticipation.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I would gently explain to him that I don't want him raping/molesting my friends.
7 won the lottery?
Oh. God. No. What... what is he gonna... oh no.
8 had quite a big secret?
Secretly female? Secretly wants Japan as a brother again? Secretly HATES communism? I think the last one.
9 became a singer?
Nobody would notice.
10 got a daughter?
AWWW. FemRomano I guess, which is adorable.
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
"Herro, America-chan. How are you doing this fine day?"
What would 4 envy about 5?
How old and worldly he is, his accent, or his history. BUT NEVER ADMIT IT. EVER.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
A terrifying one involving rape and chest hair.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Both European, beeyotch.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If China dumped garbage into Russia-territory.
Where would 8 meet 9?
In one of Canada's thousands of Chinatowns.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He doesn't like tomatoes.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
If he got mad, which nearly never happens.
Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?
France/Lithuania? Thankfully no.
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
VERY VERY VERY HOT. Dose glasses. Dat smile. Dat leather jacket. Hnnnng.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
So if a European girl got a Chinese man pregnant. They would both wake up screaming.
Do you recall any fics about nine?
Too many. Mostly yandere ones, and for some reason paired with Prussia.
Would two and six make a good couple?
Germany and France... in fangirl minds, OMG YES SO KAWAII DESU. In mine, um no, they kind of hate each other and are incompatible.
Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?
Italy/China... maybe? I don't think so.
Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.
At Least You Aren't Still Fascist, aru.
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
Japan had no idea that the Mediterreanean could be so... hot.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sexiest threesome ever, you have now been warned.
What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Thanks for not invading me during WWII... do you think we could amend that? ;)"
Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?
I think Spain and Hungary would be adorable together, so Ten/Twelve.
What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?
"AHA, I KNEW EET!! YOU LEETTLE INCESTUOUS ASIANS, YOU!"
How would you feel if eleven died?
NO NO NO NO NO NOT LITHUANIA!!! NO! I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE NO POLAND WILL COMMIT SUICIDE
Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?
One/Seven... Italy/Russia... what... what even. No.
Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?
Yes, they would be sad. Hungary is a likeable person and the only dateable female, pretty much...
When's the last time you read a fic about five?
October, for a Halloween thingy. He got kidnapped by Romania and turned into a vampire or something.
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
For your convenience: Italy and Russia are in a happy relationship until Canada runs off with America. Italy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lithuania, and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advice of Britain and finds true love with Japan.
EVERY PART IS WHAT.
WHY ARE THE WORDS "ITALY, RUSSIA" and "HAPPY" TOGETHER?? AND "HOT ONE-NIGHT-STAND" and "LITHUANIA?" WHY? NO! AND JAPAN DOES NOT LOVE. EVER.
What title would you give this fic?
A Whole Cluster of WTF Did I Just Read.
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
People support it, but honestly it doesn't make any sense to me. I would feel like it was an unnecessary shoehorn.
YESSSSS! I FINISHED! TOOK A LONG TIME! QUESTIONS COPIED FROM ABIGAL SATOSHI XX and FOXPILOT'S PROFILES! ANSWERS BY ME! CHARACTERS FROM HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA!
1. How about a brief introduction of yourself?
I am EmilySamara. The name is taken from comic icon Emily the Strange and Samara Morgan of a horror movie, "The Ring." I enjoy horror flicks, video games, reading, writing, computers, Pit, Fire Emblem... I actually have a section above saying all that.
2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with?
I was writing a story about SSBB characters, not understanding that there were many, many others who did this and actually made up a whole subculture known as "fanfiction."
3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write?
Humor and adventure. I don't like permanent AUs, but sometimes I'll take the characters out of their natural habitat for a little while. I also somewhat enjoy breaking the fourth. I honestly don't see the point in having stories centered around relationships.
4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom b*?
I actually don't do pairings all that much, or at least not as the main theme. I prefer action/adventure to romance. But I usually stick to canon pairings, except for when I can't. (Example: Pit and Ike have no canon gfs, so I'm free to play around with their pairings.) But mostly pairings are not the focuses of my stories, thanks very much.
5. What is your most popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so?
Substitute Teachers... popular fic on a popular board, o-ho! I don't know why they like it... they want to be in it, maybe?
6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you’ve written you’re most proud of?
Fanfiction Fun: Brawl Edition. I just love everything about it, and I'm really proud of it. I wish there was some way to get it back up to the front again.
7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with?
Fanfiction is easy, you're all easily pleased cattle. (Who I love.) Writing is hard. Characterization is hard. Description is difficult to balance. Plots can get dry.
8. Write a few sentences or so of your favorite pairing or character.
9.Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can’t stand or are just sick of?
SLASH. Guy/guy and girl/girl. CANNOT. STAND. IT. WOULD IT KILL YOU GUYS TO GO TRADITIONAL FOR ONCE?! MAKE YOUR OWN GAY OCs, BUT LEAVE THE CHARACTERS ALOOONE! That being said, I DO have a gay OC, and I must say, I'm quite proud of him/her. (Not telling who it is yet, haha.)
...Few years later I will leave this up, but make an addition. I pretty much hate ALL pairings. I don't understand it. You guys just write sad little fanfictions about characters loving each other that will never happen? Pshh. Write a real story and then talk to me.
10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones?
Making a whole bunch of OCs, including a Mary-Sueish one, in a story. It's terrible, I know, but I can't help it. Well actually I can, but what-e.
11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it?
I first wrote for The Ring. I don't write for it that much any more, and I don't like it as much as I used to. But it's still okay.
12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write.
Haha, guess what, still no pairings. Characters? I enjoy most/all of Hetalia. They have such easily writeable personalities, it's great.
13. What would you call your writing “style”?
Eccentric and enigmatic, I suppose. Like me. I enjoy description as well--I tend to write with a camera, if you know what I mean. I like dialogue and description. Romance is not my thing. I prefer humor, action, and adventure.
14. Do you read other people’s fanfics? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most?
I don't like reading others' fanfiction, because being the conceited narcissist I am, I usually only like my own plots and character personalities. I like ToDs and crackfics, though. I find them relaxing.
15. Name one thing you’d LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do.
I have two series planned, both very dark and lengthy. They'll require lots of planning, though.
...VERY abstractly, some sort of hardcore Russia/Lithuania action. But I'd never actually write that. Just fun to think about.
16. Do you have trouble taking criticism?
It depends on who it's from. Usually I do initially (hey, who doesn't?), but then I calm down and thank the criticizer for their ideas and input.
17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room?
When I should be doing something else that's more productive, I tend to write better.
18. What inspires you?
19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer?
This has had a great positive impact on my life and even my schoolwork. It's definitely fine-tuned and strengthened my writing skills. CHEESY BUT TRUE.
20. Tag some friends, because they’ll hate you for it.
...friends? Sniff... I has no friends... so here are some loyal reviewers. Abigal Satoshi xx, TooMuchAtOnce, NomadGirl12, Mariko Midori, nmbh1pwnr, WhiteFangWolf, and Foxpilot. And Xirysa... I think that's the spelling? You all don't have to do it if you don't want to, though.
Why do they call me gay?
I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.
Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.
I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.
But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.
I cried until my eyes ran dry.
My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.
She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.
I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.
Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.
They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".
They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I make them mad?
If I did, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.
I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.
I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.
All credit for the above poem goes to Pikana Chuster (username Pikana). And here's what I say to that: PREACH IT, YOU CRAZY PIKACHU-LOVER! MARTH IS ONE OF THE MOST EPIC CHARACTERS AROUND!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM OR IF YOU DO AT LEAST GIVE HIM AN APOLOGY!!!
1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever left a really big important essay for school until the night before it is due in and still got a good grade on it, copy and past this into your profile.
Just went on a profile-stalking spree on LoudHeart14's profile... heh heh heh...