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Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, South Park, and Pandora Hearts.

That Scruffy, Ginger Northern Irish Lad With A Multiple Personality Disorder

I'm Sweden Crossed Between Ron Weasley. Durr I'm plumpin'.

NAME: Jason.

GENDER: Male.

AGE: 15.

FAVE GAMES: The Sims AND Bioshock AND World Of Warcraft AND Dead Island.

FAVE BOOK: The Chronicles Of Ancient Darkness AND Splinter AND (all of the) Odd Thomas (books).

KINKY ANGRY SEX IS THE KEY TO MY FRIENDSHIP.


See this hook? I'm going to Hook you with it and then ... I'll be a Hooker.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


You got me feeling like a pantomime,

That's why I only love you part-time.

It's just a matter of, oh, don't touch me,

Don't you, don't you touch me no more.

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Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Invincible by BloodMoonNights reviews
Craig Tucker is nearly invincible. He goes to University of Denver; he has a smoking hot girlfriend, a heterosexual life partner, and a budding career as a psychologist. What he didn't expect was coming face to face with the past he left years ago. Creek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,677 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Hot and Misty by Sochineya reviews
Marcus isn't the only person on Pandaria making love instead of war... m/m
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Troll, Night Elf - Complete
Pain No One Sees by freeflyingspirt reviews
Romano had a hard time loving and being loved. Growing up he always planned to take his own life, but fate seemed to think differently. Fate gave him a handsome Spaniard to save him. *Warning blood, cutting, near death experience, language, and yaoi*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Tastes Like French Vanilla Creek by A-Connoisseur-of-Fandoms reviews
One of my first Fanfics so please go easy on me. Cartman has been beating on poor Tweek and Craig's not happy. Contains Style, Bunny, Dip, Bendy, and what ever Clyde X Toke is called but it mostly focuses on Teek and Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Come What May by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"And no matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, whenever you hear it, or sing it or whistle it or hum it, then you'll know that it means that we love one another." LietPol Highschool AU. Rated for male/male relationships and touchy subjects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
iWant You So Bad by demondreaming reviews
It's driving Sam crazy. These stupid feelings! They make everything so hard, and Carly isn't helping the matter, especially when she's the reason. Rated M for occasional, furious bouts of swearing and mature stuff. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,522 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
The Most Pointless Story Ever by thestacatto reviews
A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
South Park Is Still Gay by twitchdoll reviews
Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Stuck by LaChoy reviews
Lithuania's car breaks down and now he's stuck with Poland, who finds the most horrible thing being squirrels. Lithuania/Poland T for slight sexual mentions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lithuania, Poland
An Island From Hell by chibi-excel reviews
Tore Norway moves to an island and in with two other boys; Mathias Denmark and Mari Iceland . Between the constant fights in their house and the feud Mathias has with their neighbor Berwald, Tore & Mari can barely focus on school.Dennor IcelandxHong kon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Dare by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
Tweek is addicted to coffee. So what does he do to get back at Craig for teasing him with his desire? He gets even by doing everything he can to get back at him. R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dreißig Jahre by thecornerealm reviews
It started with a kiss. Was it thirty years too early or thirty years too late? It's hard to tell any longer. Prussia/Austria. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Saving you by QueenWolf12 reviews
He was his best friend. He couldn't bare the thought of losing him forever...the thought of letting him slip into depression when he could stop it. Based on real life events.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
You Are My Warmth by Mizukotsu reviews
Norway has fallen under a strange case of chills that just won't go away. No matter what he tries to do he just can't get warm. The funny thing though is that his cure is right under his nose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Break by sithmarauder reviews
Only he can make Austria crack in such a small amount of time, after all. Prussia/Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Brightest and most Beautiful by DaMidnighter reviews
A night out having fun isn't so bad once in a while. Yuri x Raven
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Yuri L., Raven - Complete
What The Hell Happened To You! by Raven Sforz reviews
One-shot, Yaoi, LietPol, smut. Based on the "While You Were Gone" strip. Poland catches glimpse of Lithuania's scars and throws a hissy fit over it. After that, their true feelings come to light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Interals by Pok-EMO-nn reviews
Tweek wants to pass his calculus test. Craig wants to get into his pants. That can't end well ... / LEMON, CREEL, CraigxTweek, ...major fluff attack xD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Mud Splattered Glass by Jamaica-tan reviews
1989, The Wall has fallen and Prussia is back. But something seems wrong, and Austria invites him to stay at his house for a while.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Regret by shizukoyasu reviews
"I only wished that I wouldn't feel this...goddamn you, Kaworu. I wish I could hate you." A sad smile graced his face. "...I know."
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Best Friends by Accio-Underwear reviews
“Shoe shopping and pretending to be straight because I wasn’t ready,” Clyde replied before gesturing to his clothes, “Look, I’m wearing tight pants and I’m not emo.” Clyde/Token
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Clyde D., Token B.
Mindfuck by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
If there was anything Gary Smith was good at, it was getting under people’s skin. GxP HARD YAOI, other warnings inside
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Movie night by Lar-lar reviews
“Please tell me you have something that isn’t a horror film in there, Craig?” He asked, nervously pulling at the tassels of the sofa cushion he was hugging to his chest. Craig/Tweek friendship fic but can be read as more. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Tweeks Hiccups by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] Tweek and Craig are just hanging out, when Tweek gets the hiccups all of the sudden and Craig is determined to cure them. It's done. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Intoxicated by IvoryWhiskers reviews
I was straddling Tweek’s hips with my knees, my hands holding his wrists to the floor completely at my mercy. SLASH! TweekxCraig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Lessons by PandaPjays reviews
Stuck on a bus going nowhere fast, Shinji wishes that Kaworu would listen to him just once. KaworuShinji
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kaworu N., Shinji I. - Complete
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Drunken Bar Adventures reviews
SUMMARY? WHAT SUMMARY? Well, Tweek is a stripper/Prostitute in a bar and Craig always comes to watch him. This Time Craig gets lucky backstage, But Does Tweek find out it's him? PWP STORY! CREEK SEXINESS AND... Craig loves chairs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
All The Same reviews
Kenny has done something Stupid. For once Butters isn't blabbering. But Why? Kenny will try to help Butters, he knows the pain. Everytime Kenny dies, who does he see? Not God. Not Satan. But Butters. Happy-ish Ending.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
I Am La Resistance reviews
Christophe is the 'Last man on Earth' when a plague has spread throughout the world. He is in Paris and is trying to find a cure, and find his friends. But The last man on earth is 'NOT' alone. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! BASED OFF OF THE MOVIE I AM LEGEND!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Christophe, Gregory
Boring, Spazzy, Taco, Richness reviews
The adventures of Craig's gang. The spaziness will drive you insane, there's free taco's and the humour is as rich as tea. Too bad Craig is boring...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Break's Missing Cutlery reviews
Break finds that he is missing some Cutlery for his amazing cake and wonders off to find it. But when he comes back he finds that he has no cake... CRACK POEM! Slight Break/Sharon? I made this up in English last year ENJOY!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Xerxes B. - Complete
How Real Viking Babies Are Made reviews
Iceland once asked Denmark How REAL viking babies where born. And by the gods... He told him. CRACK FIC. Implied DenmarkXNorway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Denmark - Complete
Where Oh Where, Can That Puffin Be? reviews
Mr. Puffin has gone missing so Iceland decides to go to Hong Kong's Where he does infact find his Puffin. They dicide to have a party in which Iceland asks a very unexpected question. CRACK FIC... kinda. Some Fluffyness in there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete