Arana'a
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Joined 10-08-10, id: 2569243, Profile Updated: 11-20-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

hey!! i've recently noticed that my story, reading Leonora Potter has been deleted. i have no idea how this happened. unfortunately, that means that it's going to be a while until i can repost all the stuff. in the mean time, i have a blog where i can put the story until i repost it on fanfiction. chapters will be put up, as i revise them. having looked over the chapter i have previously written, i will be rewriting them sightly. this may take a while, so please be patient. the link to the blog is

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Change in perception by Alena13 reviews
The Hogwarts staff and Harry and maybe later friends find the first Harry Potter book. Contains abuse! Severitus OOC! I just love them both! Main plot was done before, but never the way I wanted. Hope you will enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,281 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddyaccount reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,868 - Follows: 10,511 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
LADY MALFOY by greatest.wit reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,630 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
More Dangerous, Less Wise by ziggy3 reviews
They are called the Sons of Thunder for the violent revenge they wreak on the Orcs of the Mountains. But a messenger from Thranduil defies Elrohir's cruelty and it leads to simmering lust and dark conflict between Legolas and Elrohir on the banks of the Bruinen. Set between the Council of Elrond and the departure of the Fellowship. Warning: EXPLICIT slash in this chapter
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Canis Major by delz04 reviews
She was a Muggleborn. He was a Pureblood. She liked books. He liked motorbikes. She was dating the Captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team. He didn't know she existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,311 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sirius B., OC, Lily Evans P., James P.
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Frey by EmeraldEyesDarkHeart reviews
Harry is broken and betrayed. The Valar bring him to Middle-Earth to sleep forever, but the dwarves find him and wake him. Years later, he is given the choice to help the Fellowship or watch them die. OOC!harry,violence,gore,betrayal notHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P.
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 10,184 - Follows: 7,202 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A Prisoner of His Own Experience by LeoLepidoptera reviews
Draco Malfoy is trying to live a normal life with his son. Despite being a single parent, his life is very dull, and that's just the way he likes it. What will happen when a certain Hermione Granger comes in and starts shaking things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,870 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Chance to Change by Pandesme reviews
TimeTravel Fic! Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny decide to go back to change it all. The catch? They won't be able to speak to eachother ever again. Their plan? Divide and conquer, Slytherin Harry, Ravenclaw Hermione, Hufflepuff Ginny, and Gryffindor Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's All in a Padawan's Job by StarWarsPeopleRule reviews
What would have happened if Ahsoka Tano was there on that horrible day on Mustafar? Could she have possibly saved Anakin? Or will she just make him go deeper into the Dark Side? ROTS AU *Updates will be slow*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
A Mixed Up Destiny by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
Tired of being neglected by his parents infavour of his twin Harry Potter runs away with Fred and George Weasley and Neville Longbottom who are in a similar situation. Full summary inside. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth and Lies by ImmortalScorpio reviews
femharry Ambrosine's twin brother is mistaken for the bwl and she is sent to live with the Dursleys. An incident forces Ambrosine and Dudley into a orphanage and are found by the xmen. Major Dumbledore and Ron bashing. Minor Potter bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,722 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Inconvenient Spousal Arrangement by potato4 reviews
Rule 1: As to relieve the amount of tension in Grimmauld Place, six houses, flats, etc have been rented & charmed in muggle environments for each couple to reside in And of course, Hermione was paired with Draco. How absolutely fun. SOME MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One Last Kiss by blaisewatson reviews
Draco and Hermione pretend to have a relationship. Draco likes kissing Hermione. Hermione likes spending time with Draco. Both are denying it. What now? Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,296 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Behind the Mask by chocoyum4 reviews
Both Draco and Hermione have something to hide. They have a right to have a mask, but what happens when the mask is lifted off and their lives are exposed to each other? They finally see what they've been hiding from for their entire lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 119,584 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Darkness Inside by Satan'sPixie reviews
When Hermione is betrayed by senior order members, she cuts all ties with the order. When she is sought out by both sides for help, which will she choose: the side that she should hate, or the side that betrayed her? AU! TRxHG, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,524 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Did You Know? by WyrdSmith reviews
Lord Potter has entered the political arena well-trained, knowledgeable, savvy, and counting amongst his arsenal a host of powerful secrets about various members of the magickal world. For instance, did you know that Dumbledore ...!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Broken Illusions by Sianatra reviews
Imagine a flirty Hermione, an enticed Draco, a furious Pansy, a helpful Lavender, an exuberant Parvati, a bemused Harry, and an annoyingly persistent Ron. And how did this all happen? A bet, of course - what else? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Demon Team: Demon, Angel & Devils by WyrdSmith reviews
Battle-weary and heartsore, Harry Potter and his surprising family discover that a shocking consequence in their victory leads them to a whole new world and a glorious love.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,707 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Evacuate The Dance Floor by thesinandthesinner reviews
Sirius Black and the rest of the Marauders are forced to learn ballroom dancing in lieu of their horrendous "dancing" at the Halloween Ball.The worst part is that he's partnered with one of the few girls in school who has ignored his existence.Ooops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,230 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Nine Lives of Harry Potter by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Blinded by Little Chiyo reviews
Sirius Black is 20. Dumbledore tells him that his mother has passed away and that he now has custody of his nine year old little sister, a sister whom he'd never paid any attention to. How can he raise her when he can't even tell you her birthday?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Harry Potter's List of Things to Do When Kidnapped by Animal Arithmetic reviews
Harry Potter is tired of being kidnapped. So, he plans to do something about it. Mostly crack. Short one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P.
Kitty Paradise by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Third part of the Kitty Series. The war is finally over and Harry and Tom are finally free to do what they want. First thing on the agenda: get married. Join Harry and Tom in the planning of their wedding and the raising of the twins. M/M - TRHP - OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,614 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
A Matter Of Believing by I promise you that reviews
And maybe she was that girl that he had fallen in love with, because she was the only one that he'd ever buy flowers for, and dance in the rain with, and sing silly songs to, all just to see a smile flicker across her war-hardened face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Tied for Last Original Ending by Speechwriter reviews
Warning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fireworks by wekfnwekonf reviews
Hermione Granger, pregnant and in a loveless relationship. Draco Malfoy, has an amazing son and is also in a loveless relationship. Maybe all they need is each other. Translated into Chinese, check profile for link
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,826 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teach And Be Taught by Enchantedd reviews
Set in Year Five, Dolores Umbridge introduces a new O.W.L program that requires students to pair up, to 'teach and be taught'. What happens when Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to pair up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Importance of Rememberance by flying vampire monk reviews
Five years after the War and Hermione is the last place she expected. Living with the Malfoys and has no contact with her former friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Over Her Head by daRk-wicKed-goDdeSs reviews
25 year old, war veteran, Hermione Granger needs to reconnect with her Grandfather. What she finds at his school for mutants is much more than she imagined. With a feral mate, she just might be in over her head. Hermione/Logan possible Harry/Gambit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Logan/Wolverine
Sanctioned by Destiny by LadyDae reviews
5 years after the events in SbaA, Vader and Ahsoka must face the past they've run from, while Leia, plagued by strange dreams, is determined to learn about her mother. Meanwhile, Palpatine schemes to get his hands on the Skywalker children...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,993 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
20 Things Not To Do At A Funeral by Mercy'sFoundaWayforMe reviews
Me and my friend decided to make a random list of things not to do at the funeral, and later I decided to write a story based on it. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Marauders
Yo Mama by Mercy'sFoundaWayforMe reviews
Yo mama jokes invade Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
Little Hellion by Selethe reviews
Harry was left on doorstep years ago, and since then he has decided that morals weren't all that important seeing as the lovely person who left him there clearly didn't have any. -St.Brutus!Harry-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P.
Over The Hills And Far Away by Illusive Writings reviews
AU. Anakin discovers Sidious' plans and decides to twart him any way he can. That means being his prisoner. He asks Obi-Wan to take care of Padmè then swears he will find them. This is his journey through the galaxy and his soul to find his family.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes. Title says it all like usual
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Field of Flowers by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
The Golden Trio knows the story of Tom Riddle's Horcruxes. But, as they are sent back in time, they discover that Tom Riddle wanted to put his soul back together again. Their mission: to find out why. T/HR- A twist on the time traveling tale
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,412 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
So This Is Christmas by evitascarlett reviews
Christmas 1874: Scarlett wants to give Wade and Ella what they want most for Christmas. They want Rhett to come home but will he respond to the deal Scarlett offers him for his presence or will they spend the holidays alone again? (Now Edited.)
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,802 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
Cold by Aurore Day reviews
A cold house. A cold husband. A cold wedding night. NB/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Sanctioned by an Angel by LadyDae reviews
Leave it to a little girl and the memory of her dead mother to bring a Sith Lord and Jedi together.Follow Darth Vader and Ahsoka Tano as they raise Leia Skywalker while trying to stay enemies. But there's always a thin line between love and hate...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Please Don't Crucio Me, James! by RedEyedSurprise reviews
"I'm in love with Holly Lily Potter. I'm in love with my sixteen year old goddaughter." Ever since the battle in the DoM Sirius can't get his goddaughter's soft young body out of his mind. The lecher. Sirius/FEM!Harry ONESHOT! LEMON! #1 in Holly/Sirius series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/11/2011 - [Sirius B., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tenth Weasly by Animal Arithmetic reviews
'Sequel' to The Christmas Gift. Must read TCG first. Harry goes through his Hogwarts adventures as a Weasley. Things are bound to get interesting with Bill as his protective older brother. Dumbledore better watch out- Bill is NOT a happy camper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 379 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P.
The Christmas Gift by Animal Arithmetic reviews
Dumbledore decides to give six-year-old Harry a quick Christmas visit, but this was not what he was expecting at all. Molly always believed, with a knowing smile, that Bill would be a good brother. 'Prequel' to The Tenth Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,744 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Haylie Doesn't Do Normal by Mrs.Potter-Black-Riddle-Malfoy reviews
Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Ascension From Darkness: Forgive and Forget by LadyDae reviews
When Anakin convinces Ahsoka to visit his family after a five year absence, he's worried how his children will react to their relationship. All may be forgiven but is not forgotten and darkness again looms upon the Skywalker family again...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,993 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Where The Sleeper Waits by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
A strange child rides with the Nazgul. Valo is taken under the care of Aragorn as the journey begins but he holds many secrets. Why does Sauron want his precious "Key" back so badly? Can Legolas get passed his hatred for the Morgul child? SLASH! Legarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,971 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Black Cat by KagomeMiroku reviews
Anastasia Koehler, Slytherin Queen, has been friends with Sirius Black since she's been born. Is it weird when suddenly, things all start to change? Warning: Ages have been tampered with to fit the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sirius B., OC
I am not the Grim Reaper! by yamiyugi23 reviews
Halloween drabble. Just why is Draco being chased by Harry around their house after they've come back from their Halloween party? What does it have to do with Draco's Halloween costume? Draco/Harry and Ron/Hermione pairing, crackfic. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adventures of A Young Moony by marauders716 reviews
Remus finds out the hard way to never enter the twin's bedroom when an experiment goes wrong. He's unfortunate enough to find himself de-aged to four- now the Order needs to find a way to change him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
My Dark Days by Basic-bookworm reviews
My version of Dark Days, War, the skull is stolen right from under Valkyrie's nose, aliens, long lost sisters a row with the 'rents, evil reflections. Valduggery. /ADOPTED/
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Furniture Store by potato4 reviews
In which Hermione takes three of her friends to the furniture store and tries to keep them in check. She fails.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Not This Time by Kiryn reviews
Ten things Sirius Black was afraid of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fumbles Up Those Stairs by Kiryn reviews
Sirius Black had never seen much point in a baby, and when Harry James Potter had been born, he hadn't seemed to be anything particularly special. He was a crying, pink, flailing thing, just like every other baby. Or so he had thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by siriusisbest reviews
All the fame of being a famous Quidditch player has gone to Ron's head. It's no secret that he sleeps with his fans even though he's engaged to Hermione Granger. What would happen if Hermione gave Ron a tast of his own medicine by using Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Between Worlds by endlessvamp reviews
AU. Harry, the Dark Lord's Heir, was thrown into a different universe where he died. "What is your proof that I don't exist here?" Harry scoffed. "Because I already killed you." Great! Killed by his own father, Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 8,392 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Don't Print That by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Involving Hermione Granger being Draco Malfoy's "mistress," the many blunders of the Wizarding press and media, and general wit and hilarity. Loose response to CHALLENGE. DM/HG, HP/GW, BZ/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kneazle's Nature by Whoaa Kayy reviews
She couldn't believe what she just heard, just witnessed. Draco Malfoy, born from a family of Death Eaters, Cruelest Slytherin to ever walk the halls of Hogwarts, and appointed assassin of Albus Dumbledore was actually being nice...to a cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Have No Idea: Flying To China by potato4 reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Early Days by fairmaidofkent reviews
At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The EverLocked Room by twin-v reviews
A year after the war, Dementors are infesting Great Britain. Draco Malfoy, a student of the sole Dementor Specialist in the country, teams up with Hermione Granger, an Unspeakable, in an effort to destroy the foulest creatures on earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,233 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Love For Teddy Remus Lupin by siriusisbest reviews
The war is over but when Andromeda Tonks is diagnosed with a deadly disease, what will happen to little Teddy? And now that he's with his closest remaining relatives, who will give it all up for the good of Teddy Lupin's future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,344 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Peace in Darkness by Curse Weaver reviews
Hermione gets a much bigger gift than she could have ever imagined for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Messed Up April Fool's Day! by Mevv reviews
“Hermione, why are you arguing with Malfoy?” Hermione angrily turned towards Ron who instantly knew it was the wrong question to ask. “Because that’s what married couples do!” GASP! GROAN! THUD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Realising the Truth by ShadX - Shadow Elf reviews
Hermione has been put in Slytherin, but she doesn't know her true past. One day, her parents have been killed and they left her one last message that will change her life. DM/HG, GW/BZ, HP/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,664 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
New Discoverys by Weasley-Basher reviews
The war is over and Hermione is restarting year seven, along with the other seventh years from the year previous. When a new rule is brought in at Hogwarts, she will find love and friendship in the most unexpected of places. HG/DM HP/GW and more :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Love TRHG by Ekaterina2324 reviews
An unlikely quartet is thrown into the past- Draco, Harry, Ginny and Hermione have to change the past and thereby the future. Under the pretence of false identities they try everything to succeed. Will they? Or will something worse happen? Tom Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,036 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4413 - Favs: 7,248 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 376 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter's Resume by Plotline.Obsessed reviews
Have you ever wondered just how Harry's resume would look? If so or if not please read this to find out! Rated K to be safe. Has spoilers from all of the books i.e., up to seven
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Founders Four by JadedofMara reviews
AU, Seventh year. When the Priori Incantatem was broken, Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron were startled to discover that Voldemort was gone. In his place was Albus Dumbledore, and what's all this about the Founders? Dimension jumping.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kitty Trouble by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Join Tom and Harry as they go through the pains of pregnancy. Tantrums, weird food, and mysteries ensue. Sequel to Kitty Love. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,898 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Singing Songs and Gayness by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
He giggled slightly,trying to imagine Sirius singing in the bathroom.That was a bad idea.Images of a wet,naked Sirius invaded Remus’ brain,swirling around his head.Remus groaned almost inaudibly.Why did he have to have a crush on his best mate? RnR :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Choice of Fellowship by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Legolas/Harry/Aragorn. Two best friends, in love with the same little green-eyed Elf. They give him a choice. His decision? Both.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
WHAMS! by Mevv reviews
The one thing that Draco Malfoy gives more importance to, aside from himself, was his stash of Whams. Hermine thought she'd have some fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 857 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Touch Rekindled by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
My One Shot Sequel to A Cleansing Touch. What happens to Harry and Tom after the war is won? How has Harry recovered and what state is their world in? Answers will be revealed! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Cleansing Touch by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
It is the summer after Voldemort's rebirth and he decides to go and collect the Boy-Who-Lived. When he gets there though, all is not well with our hero. Can Voldemort offer Harry a cleansing touch or will the teen be lost to insanity for good? HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,112 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Beautiful Mistake by canadianhplover reviews
It took one mistake; one mistake and Chloe found her world falling apart. Pregnant, she had to leave after her fifth year. But one year later she is asked if she wants to return. Can she hide the truth from all her friends and the father? Sirius/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,795 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Nuuruhuine by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/OMC-Alex. Vampire:Harry. Harry and his elite team are thrown into Middle Earth two thousand years before the fellowship to start a new life in a strange world. Will be followed by a sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,701 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
All Sorted Out? by Ash Light reviews
“Oh, calm down. It’s not like he’s decided to be a practitioner of the Dark Arts – oh no, wait a moment, you’d like that.” Scorpius has been Sorted, and Draco is unimpressed. Astoria, of course, is amused by all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Harry’s First Babysitters by Hippie Jade reviews
Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P.
Dear Journal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Expulsion: A Far Too Horrible Revenge by cuddlebearlove reviews
Draco wants revenge for what Harry did in Dumbledore's office, but will he go too far to get it? Followup to the Horrible stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P.
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 11,659 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Allure by KissThis reviews
February Fic-A-Day. Hermione's always coming in and out of people's lives - work pulls her away, and something about her pulls others after. An unidentifiable allure. Sirius/Remus/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Forbbiden Love by BlackForestRider reviews
Rebecca Potter stopped Voldie,not Harry.When she's 10 Rebecca leaves home,and ends up livin with Voldie.Love blossoms between the 2,but will it last when she has to go back to Hogwarts?Will she cope with the Potters?Rated M for Chapter 6. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,150 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A View From the Top by The Wandmaker reviews
How did the Sorting Hat really feel about some of the previous Headmasters of Hogwarts? Written for the hpholidaygen exchange on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 366 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Horrible Malfoy Visit by cuddlebearlove reviews
11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Werewolf Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
43 Months by Lanta reviews
Due to a potions accident, Severus Snape was accidentally transformed into a three year old. After over three and a half years of being looked after by Harry Potter, an antidote has finally been found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
BECAUSE HE'S MY REMUS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! by lilJunebug reviews
Remus gets captured by a muggle dog pound on the full moon.Don't worry he took his wolfsbane potion. Then Tonks shows up. This story is funny and romantic. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry’s Allegiances by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 596 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mayhem by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 438 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Cornelius and Sybil: A Horrible Combination by cuddlebearlove reviews
9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P.
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Just Horrible, Weasley Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Horrible Reason to Practice Constant Vigilance by cuddlebearlove reviews
6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Finally, Something Not So Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A New Kind of Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet Merlin, It Got More Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
How to Rescue Harry From a Brick With Only Eleven by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The wizarding world has a problem. Someone’s kidnapped Harry Potter. Because of this, Voldemort and Dumbledore have called a truce. Remus, Lucius, Sirius, Severus, Fred, George, Percy, Hermione and Draco have to save him so the world can go back to norm
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Remus L., Lucius M.
Fatherly Advice by Iris Chmal reviews
[Complete] One shot. A young Salazar Slytherin receives a talk about girls from his father. Fluff. SalazarRowena
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Blood Secrets by Misha reviews
When Molly looks at Harry, she remembers everything that went before and the secrets that she will carry to her grave...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Propensity by LupinFan227 reviews
(Complete) Remus and Ginny are captured by the enemy. A moment of desperation during their imprisonment will unite them forever. But what happens when they are rescued and must face reality?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,487 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Remus & Severus, Loss of Albus's Keys, & Pokemon by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Six Weeks: Gryffindor Versus Slytherin by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbledore has gone completely loony and decided to have an inter-house exchange between Gryffindor and Slytherin Sixth Years. Remus takes anger management pills and is a chocoholic. This involves pranks, annoyed Slytherins, a pink tutu, and Peter torture
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Remus L., James P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Truth or Dare Marauder Style! by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James, Remus, Sirius, Peter and Lily are locked in the Transfiguration Classroom with Severus, Lucius,. Narcissa, Damien and Daniel. Whatever will they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare, of course! And DOES SNAPE WASH HIS HAIR?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Anyone For a Game of Truth or Dare? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Dark Lord's Pet reviews
Esmeralda potter didn't ask to be changed into a cat. she just wished to be free from all the troubles of being the Girl Who Lived. now she has to face being the Dark lords pet cat, along with all the duties that come with it, like ripping up his reports. Fem harry! rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Karaoke Night reviews
what happens when McGonagall announces a karaoke night for Hogwarts, in which only the most celebrated war heroes can perform? chaos of course! with last minute preperations, and parents who become the judges, and a lot of songs, welcome to Hogwarts first ever Karaoke Night! rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., OC
in the night reviews
sickness changes people. and it's in times of sickness that the great turning points in history occur. tom riddle knew he would take every chance to live. sickness changes people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Life is reviews
this was a songfic, now it's a series of drabbles. some are depressing, some are happy, and some are weird. val/skul pairing for the most
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Brother's Conversations reviews
this is the conversation that Regulus and Sirius had, after Reggie finds out about Sirius' stint in Azkaban. please read Leonora potter first to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
After the War reviews
after the war, the Golden Trio return to hogwarts for their final year. i have brought some characters back to life. please read and review. GW/BZ, RW/PP HP/LL. i have kept ermione's pairing a secret. you have to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He left us in shambles reviews
Sirius told Harry that he ran away when he was 16. what actually hapened on that day? this is a part of the Leonora Potter universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete