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I never really got the point of writing such a long profile, it's just so troublesome. So, my profile will be kept short and most likely be used as billboard for any notices on my stories.

I'm just lazy like that. :p


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I do character Oc reviews for the Naruto! Feel free to send them in! :)


What you should know about me-

I'm an average girl who writes and reads fan fiction, loves dogs and hates mary sues. I live in a normal family with an insane Jack Russell and tend to sleep at 1 a.m. on most days.

Anime I watch: Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray Man, Kaichouwa Maid-sama, Clannad, Law of Ueki, Black Cat, Inuyasha, FMA Brotherhood, Hitman Reborn!, Ouran High school Host Club, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yumekui merry, Sola, Kanon, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Air.

Naruto fanfics are my speciality, so I tend to judge them at a much higher standard. If you have receive a review from me which you aren't very pleased about, feel free to PM me. I tolerate mindless bitching, to a certain degree..


If you are going to scream and bitch at me for not giving you positive sugary-fluff reviews, by all means, go ahead. I don't really care. If you are going to flame my story, have fun. But at least try to read it and give some critics that go beyond 'I HATE YOU!!11!'. Seriously, it's ANNOYING. I don't request for all my reviews to be good ones, I welcome critics, but if you are going to bitch at me on how I hurt your feelings. Just PM me. I allow PM's, in case you're too blind to notice.

And good god, if you're going to post a fanfic here, at least have the balls to accept some criticism. You can't expect everyone to love it. And the fact that you're posted it on the internet for the whole freaking world to read is just stupid if you tell me to 'don't like, don't read'. If you are unable to take the heat, don't play with fire.

I feel much better now that I've got that out of my brain.


Anime's hall of fame (My opinion)

The best...

Opening themes- Hands down, Naruto Shippuden opening 9, Lovers. It's just that awesome. Yumekui Merry's opening comes pretty close to.

Ending themes- Clannad's Dango Daikazoku. If you have ever watched Clannad, you'll know what I'm talking about. It's sweet, cute, sad and calming.

Main character- A tie between Ichigo from Bleach and Edward Elric from FMA. Most animes have semi-boring and generic main characters, and while Ichigo is a tad bit bland, he still does have his redeeming qualities. Edward is just amazing, and thus one of the most epic characters in anime history.

Supporting cast- D. Gray Man has probably some of the best characters I've ever seen. They just seem to blend in so well with the plot and support each other. FMA once again, comes pretty close too.

Female Character- Miyazawa Yukine from Clannad. For some unexplainable reason, she stuck with throughout the whole anime. I really, really like her and she was an amazing character. Too bad she sort of disappeared after her arc was finish.

Sensei- I just can't decide between Jiraiya and Froi Tiedoll, from Naruto and DGM. I sort of like how Jiraiya supported Naruto and was a father to him, and Tiedoll was just funny with the way he treated his apprentices.

Comic relief character- Fran from KHR. Words cannot describe how funny he is. Akio Furukawa is also pretty close in my opinion.

Background History- Yu Kanda from DGM. Read chapter 189 and you'll know what I'm talking about. It's seriously DEPRESSING. But even then, despite me using 2 boxes of tissue, I still really enjoyed it. Kanda really is such a complex character.

Character Death- Itachi Uchiha, Maes Hughes, Jiraiya and Nagisa Furukawa. You shall all always be remembered.

Couples- OrihimexUlquiorra. I do not care if it's not Cannon. Tite Kubo killed off possibly one of the best anime characters when he was at his finest. Totally unacceptable. Canon wise, TomoyaxNagisa, from Clannad.

Siblings- Hikaru and Kaoru from Ouran Highschool host Club. Nothing like good old Sibling love towards each other.

Villain- Sousuke Aizen, from BLEACH. Did any of you expect him to be evil?

Criminals- Akatsuki, from Naruto. They shall forever be missed, as probably one of the most epic criminal gang ever.

Anti-Hero- The Varia, from KHR. Nothing much to say here, except for the general insanity.


Stories:

When the Jasmine Flowers- Is now being continued! Yippee Doo! Hopefully, I've improve. ;)


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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bleach: Fan Works by Yemi Hikari reviews
What happens when badfic writers start watching Bleach? They write bad fanfiction of course. Story within a story concept.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 37,504 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍 傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/20/2013 - OC, Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
Mother Knows Best by NothingIcanSay reviews
It's not that Hibari Suzuki's complaining but, sometimes it's just really hard to raise Kyouya. This fic contains a yet another, longer series of drabbles on how Suzuki walked with Hibari through his various stages in life.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 4/30/2011 - K. Hibari
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue. Rating will change as needed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
From X to S by SlamShady reviews
Because all couples have their ups and downs, and this couple is no different. Journey along with Xanxus and Squalo through their hectic yet beautiful, impassioned yet clumsy companionship, constructed via an assortment of one-shots. XS Xanxus/Squalo, cracky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Haru x Anyone 100 theme challenge! by Neospice12 reviews
A 100 one shot chapter theme challenge that will have lots of different Haru pairings written inside. What is the fun part? You, the reviewer has a chance to choose which Haru pairing will be written about in the next chapter! Haru x anyone. 86x?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 143,046 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Haru M.
Dreamcatcher by Airyo reviews
Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident...Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal. Drabble-esque.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 63,195 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.]
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. Time-Travel.No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Dear Diary, I Need to Stop Writing in You by Sweet Hanabi Lights reviews
When you are seldom noticed, it is easy to believe that there is nothing worth being noticed about you. This 'reality' has never bothered the shy introverted Ayame Sato. Unless this reality meant she would never meet Hisagi Shuuhei. But when you're rank isn't high and neither is your self-esteem, how are you supposed to talk to your crush !
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,566 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto, Ikkaku M.
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
At war's end, Hermione is swept into the intrigue of an alternate world of opposites where Dumbledore rules as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and Dark Magic have revolutionized Britain. Light families who attempted resistance under Tom Riddle's leadership have been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione fix another shattered world - and still get back to her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,926 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Thumbelina by FreyrFnk reviews
Rivaille discovers being the size of a child is not for the faint of heart. SnK prompt - Chibi!Rivaille. Fluff.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
KHR: Have You Noticed? by Tsunayoshi Uni Sawada reviews
Just the little things that they're better off not noticing. ON HIATUS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,342 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 114 - Words: 201,633 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/10/2008
Twelve Months With You by mannequin.bear reviews
It really only took her twelve months to completely fall in love with these dysfunctional people and truly fit it in as a family member. Xanxus/OC. Varia-centric. T for language. Genre is subject to change.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010
From an Infant to an Ice Queen by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
As a child, she's almost kidnapped by strangers and disowned by her family. She thinks she's seen it all, but circumstances make headstrong Olivier realise that the transition from a normal lass to a ruthless soldier doesn't happen overnight. Backstory . . . ish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Olivier A., Alex A.
Too Good to be True by Odangocha reviews
AU. ItachiOCDeidara. OC-Centric. An average girl gets enrolled into the most prestigious escalator school, and ends up in a love triangle with two of the richest and hottest guys there. Not your average cliched love story. [UNDER HIATUS, AWATING REWRITE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,436 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Trinisette, Unleashed by Syrlai reviews
Four hundred years in the past, the Mare and Arcobaleno set had mysteriously disappeared and it causes dire consequences to the present. To save their time and the whole world again, Tsuna and the gang are sent back to the past to put things right... only to be mistaken as runaways and get adopted by the First Generation Guardians.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,630 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
The Kimiko Chronicles 2: Scars by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
Remember that one kid, who did that one thing, that one time? The one with the unintentionally emo haircut and the weird eyes? Remember her? Remember how she was killed? Well... What if I told you she wasn't dead? Yes, everyone's favorite little Mary-Sue is back a year after the assassination and she wants a round 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Fancy Footwork by silver-footsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
BFW: Omake Collection by Yemi Hikari reviews
When Orihime and Rukia discover fanfiction written about themselves Bleach: Fan Works they become overly exicted about the stories they find. Of course, not everyone else is going to be thrilled with said stories.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., Keigo A. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Headache by Mei-chan4 reviews
“Get rid of that child, Matsumoto Rangiku. Take it back to wherever you found it!” “But, I found her in the box, sir. Do you want me to put her back in the box?”
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 96,086 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2008
Poison Princess by Odangocha reviews
GaaraOC. She was innocuous. Only a gift to the Kazekage as a symbol of goodwill from her country. Only a mere princess with no special qualities. Only a pretty face,—and a body full of poison.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Gaara, OC
What if Xanxus was by THEULTIMATEGREENBOSS reviews
What occupation best fits Xanxus? From the milkman, zoo-keeper, and to a security guard, click here to find out! I will reconsider any suggestions of occupations. On a long HIATUS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,169 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Xanxus
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Akatsuki's Little Anomaly by storygirl1015 reviews
"I, Hikari of no origin, solemnly swear to serve the Akatsuki to the best of my abilities until my dying breath." Orphaned and raised by red clouds, Hikari has always felt it is her duty to be used as a tool. But, with one chance encounter her fate, and possibly the fate of the entire ninja world, are dastrictly altered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Akatsuki
Plans by changingpennamesisweird reviews
"Listen to me, Hinata-chan. Whatever you do, you must protect your sister from the Branch house. Do everything you can to protect your sister from the seal - it is not her Fate, and neither is it yours." Hinata's eyes were round in disbelief. "The s-seal, kaachan? I m-must stop t-touchan from p-placing it o-on Hanabi?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,629 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
I Am Your Father by BearTamer reviews
Minato comes to stop Naruto from unleashing the Kyuubi. However things don't go as planned and Minato is trying desperately to convince Naruto that he is his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Flower Girl by chronicxxinsanity reviews
Gai challenges Kakashi: whichever one of them can guess the name of the girl at the flower shop, gets to go on a date with her. No one knew what that one little challenge would uncover - surely not an illegal runaway in the form of a shy girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,656 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kakashi H.
Akatsuki Babies REVAMPED by Question Point reviews
Hinata has a mission to take care of eight odd children. She's in a bit over her head. Then, there's children's tendency to turn into the most feared ninja of the century. Now, she's a missing nin taking few of a few criminally insane children with what seems like everyone at her neck. It's been a really crazy month... AkaHina SEE PROFILE FOR INFO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
The Contract by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
In an imperfect real world, the Hyuuga do not change easily and Sunagakure does no one any free favors. Hyuuga Hinata had braced herself for the worst the moment she signed the contract, but even she hadn't expected the worst to include Sabaku no Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara
Savior by Kai Maciel reviews
After the war ended, the world ended with it. In death, Naruto drowns in despair for being unable to be the savior everyone hoped until he's offered a deal to bring the world and everybody back. However, it comes with a heavy price: the existence of Uzumaki Naruto. Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Before the Phoenix by Kai Maciel reviews
Uzumaki Sasuke hates his life. It's not easy being the son of the famous Uzumaki Naruto, the war hero and world saviour. Sometimes, he just wished he was the cool and stronger one. So what happens when he wakes up in the past as Uchiha Sasuke? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,230 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monster by SlamShady reviews
Deep down in the midst of the low district where corruption and prejudice dwell like lingering plagues, a monster is born. He succeeds whilst they perish, struggling in a world that despises him for what he couldn't control. This is the story of Xanxus leading up to and including the events in 'Within Pandemonium'. AU, Gen with eventual XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Xanxus - Complete
7 Days by shattered petal reviews
'Do me a favour, Miles: ask one of the men to blow a cannon, and make sure you're standing in front of it.' -slight LivMiles
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Olivier A., Miles - Complete
BREAK OUT by NikoLeto reviews
A Varia Story taking place ten years later. All is well in the future, but nothing lasts forever. Flames eventually die out. Wings will be clipped. Time is relentless. Change is inevitable. Even ones as strong as Varia will be broken down. With the future coming in fast, will Varia break up or break out? Rating changes to M in chapters 6 and 10 for graphic descriptions.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,860 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Promises to Keep by Sonnenkoenigen reviews
Kanda's first mission after Alma's death.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Orders by Pineapple Pen reviews
Who cares that Squalo was one step away from death? Xanxus had given him an order, and when Xanxus gives an order he expects it to be followed. No matter what.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Vongola Decimo or Ombranera Primo by blackmagic0203 reviews
Frederico, Timoteo's thought to be dead son, is found alive and rescued by an anonymous group of people. The Vongola Family and her allies are overjoyed. Tsuna finds himself pushed aside as someone more worthy of the title Vongola Decimo has appeared.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Crybaby by Pineapple Pen reviews
Nagi had never cried in front of anyone before; but then why did they always call her the crybaby?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Chrome D., Mukuro R. - Complete
The Missing Piece by shattered petal reviews
Miles would always stand beside his Queen, even if she begins to tumble from her own nightmares. -Miles/Olivier
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Miles, Olivier A. - Complete
Dysfunctional by kaibasgirlx reviews
Where Korra and Kiki put the 'fun' in the word dysfunctional. Late Father's Day fic featuring housewife!tahno. Tahnorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hit List by Pineapple Pen reviews
Xanxus is the boss of the Varia. It only makes sense that he would have his very own hit list.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Xanxus
Within Pandemonium by SlamShady reviews
In a dystopian world, a city is divided and on the verge of war. For generations, Grid has ruled the city, however an upcoming rebellion is brewing and within the chaos an unbreakable bond is formed between two people. Xanxus/Squalo, XS, AU COMPLETE
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 98,272 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Tales of Xanxus by Xanxus1010 reviews
Xanxus was always considered an intriguing person by those he knew, but did anyone really know him that well. His childhood, teenage years, adult years and the like. Contains: OC, canon material, fictional stuff and OCCness to some degree.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Xanxus
SQUALO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MinjiRoxx reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a SQUALO unit! In order to completely utilize the functions of this noisy, hair flippin' swordsman, it is reccomended that you read this manual.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Squalo S. - Complete
Fallacy by cb.spica reviews
She's a military investigator, seeking the scattered pieces of a case closed before it was ever opened... and she is everything he hates: innocent, compassionate, determined. Human. EnvyXOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,304 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Envy, Edward E.
The Boogie Man by Jikage reviews
It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 210,111 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Onyx by Working-On-Sanity reviews
L is given another mass murder case - an entire clan, over a hundred people, were murdered in one evening. The only known survivor is Uchiha Sasuke, and not only does L have to use all his cunning to solve this case, he must now care for a child, as well.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., L
Cinnamon and Gold by Okami-Raen reviews
Luca Canzone never thought she would ever deal with Mafia matters again. No, she would be safe in Namimori, an ocean away from Italy...that was, until a certain 'soon to be boss' fell into her life quite literally...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,261 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Xanxus, T. Yamamoto
Mafia Days by Makeste reviews
A series of dumb humor one-shots featuring various characters and a general abundance of crack. Chapter Twelve: Squalo needs a dollar.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Squalo S.
The Owner's Manuel for Chibi Akatsuki by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an exclusive chibi Akatsuki! Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damages to the owner on account of this product. Please read this manuel in its entirity before calling about any complaints.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Rite of Passage by SushiBomb reviews
In which Levi thinks he's a man, Squalo is outraged, Lussuria is a lecher, and Bel is still much too young to understand what's going on. Young!Varia. Gift-fic #3 of 13. Written for Squalosaurus. Enjoy the massive crack!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Levi/Leviathan - Complete
My Dearest Son by samcatthorne reviews
Feeling a bit sentimental, Itachi revisits the abandoned Uchiha compound. He checks out his old room, and finds a drawer half open. Inside is a note. From Mikoto. The date matches that of the massacre. Her last words to him are in that letter. She knew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
The Sword Emporer's New Attire by Okami-Raen reviews
Squalo was already having a rough day. Luss, Bels and Mammon decided to make it worse...for him at least. Drabble/Omake
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Squalo S.
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Potty Years by Elia FireRing reviews
Based on Plucky's Potty years. Sasuke has to stop using diapers but his first experience with the Potty isn't that great. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Potty Years. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fix You Up by Alory Shannon reviews
Kanda/Lenalee kid!fic. Usually she was the one to come to him. This time, he's the one who has to go find her. One shot, total and shameless fluff.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Zigeunerweisen by SushiBomb reviews
It was such a haunting, bittersweet melody. How cruel that fate should have it that his subordinate shared the same talent and passion for violins as his mother. Written for Xanxus's birthday. No pairing. Rated for themes...I guess. Enjoy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Xanxus, Belphegor
WHO TOUCHED ME! by HitmanOuji-sama reviews
Continuation of Byakuran's Temper Tantrum: Shoichi wakes up to a warm bed and comfortable pajamas. This CAN'T be right! The only answer is that someone had to have moved him, which means someone had dared to touch him!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Scumbags by SlamShady reviews
Xanxus is sick! And the Varia are looking after him. Slight XS, Mammon & Fran are both present don't ask why, I love them both . Slight swearing
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Just Business by shattered petal reviews
Miles wanted to die when he spotted Mustang watching them behind his glass, grinning ear-to-ear.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Miles, Olivier A. - Complete
Suffer Little Children by Hopeakaarme reviews
When an unfortunate accident turns Kyouya into a little child, Dino finds out things he would have rather not known as ghosts from times long past return to haunt his dear student. D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Byakuran's Temper Tantrum by HitmanOuji-sama reviews
All shoichi wanted was something to drink to go with his breakfast. Having orange juice would be the biggest mistake of his life. Little did he know it also started something...interesting...:3
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Reasons of the Heart by D. M. Evans reviews
Someone has wormed into her heart
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Madame Christmas, Roy M. - Complete
In The Middle Of The Night by xRynnX reviews
In the middle of the night...Squalo has to deal with pee and Belphegor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Squalo S., Belphegor - Complete
Musings by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- The continued misadventures of pianist Ulquiorra Schiffer, ex-prostitute Orihime Inoue, and the residents of the Las Noches apartment complex... A miniseries of long or short one-shots from the Muse-verse. -UlquiHime, GrimmNel, GinRan and More-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,168 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Party Crashers by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
Squalo Needs Glasses by Black Maya reviews
AU. Squalo's a teacher. And he's teaching obviously. But then he suddenly said a word that shouldn't be said… in Latin class. No pairing!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Squalo S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Nothing Better by girl with the sbahj tattoo reviews
Minato muses over Kushina's pregnacy. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Byakuran's Prophecies by omgpink reviews
A collection of short, poetic AU drabbles. What if there was a world in which the Vongola Mafia Organization did not exist? In which Tsuna and Reborn never even met? What would become of our beloved KHR characters? One drabble/ character.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010
The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Nothing to Lose by mindcaster15 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki had nothing to lose. That is, until Hinata Hyuuga came along. Highschool fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,289 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fathers Function by Mew Phong reviews
Philip Gargantos Armstrong, He was always a man who enjoyed a show, a function, a ball. His family should be no different. And they aren't. With exception to his eldest daughter. But a certain alchemist made this particular one interesting.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Olivier A., Kimbley - Complete
Momma's Boy by Addster reviews
Because we all know he must have been one... Baby Itachi with his mommy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
the incongruity of death by ncfan reviews
Death doesn't suit them. — Minato x Kushina —
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Father by Kajune reviews
Timoteo longs for the love of his adopted son, and no matter how many times he is thrown away he will always forgive that person.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono, Xanxus - Complete
An Unexpected Gain by seaweedfma reviews
Chris Mustang never wanted to take care of a child, but maybe the child would show her how. Chris Mustang, Roy Mustang, minor OCs. Rated K just in case for adult topics. I did this for the Ladyfest on LJ and was REALLY proud of it. Enjoy my 100th upload!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Roy M., Madame Christmas - Complete
The Gossamer Fidelity of Man by SigmaTheta reviews
When Miles received his new orders, the soldier from the Personnel Office gave him a friendly warning along with the official letter. "Make sure all your affairs are in order before you head off." Miles/Olivier.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Miles, Olivier A. - Complete
A Big Mistake by can'tfightthemoonlight56 reviews
Mayuri's invention goes hyper, the Captains/Yoruchi are turned into toddlers, and Hyuuga Hinata, Ninja of Konoha, finds them dumped on her door step. What's a Ninja or Shinigami Vice-Captain to do?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hinata H., T. Hitsugaya
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Behind on the Times by Nightsmoke reviews
He had stopped for eight years, but the world had continued on without him. Xanxus pre-Varia arc. Explores the minutiae of iPads, swine flu, and Lady Gaga, among other things. T for Varia potty mouth.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
A Butterfly's Wing by sjbb21 reviews
Rated T for language in later chapters. One unique Hyuuga from the Sand is going on a shinobi adventure. But Gaara likes her, Kiba likes her, which one will she choose? ON HIATUS FOR A LONG TIME!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gaara, Kiba I.
Beautiful Stranger by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Hand To Hold by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Levi Files: Memories by kyoasaurus reviews
Sequel to 'Thoughts of a Lightning Bolt'. Levi's alive again and this time, a mysterious hot guy appears out of nowhere! Who is he and who the hell is this ugly 'Xanxus' dude? Levi/Xanxus, OOC, super-cracky, one-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Levi/Leviathan, Xanxus - Complete
Precious Memories by Velgamidragon reviews
Oneshot. Scar wasn't always a killer. He was an innocent and impressionable child once, and one night-time venture leads to a lesson from his older brother about Equivalent Exchange.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Scar, Scar's Brother - Complete
Five Stages of Being a SqualoSexual by Pineapple Pen reviews
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. These are the five stages Xanxus has to go through before he will acknowledge that he's attracted to Squalo. Or at least that's what his tequila tells him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Do Ya by Princess Kitty1 reviews
The fair is in town, and California girl Rangiku Matsumoto is determined to make tonight the night she confesses to her best friend, before they go their separate ways for college... now if only she could get a moment alone with him! -AU-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Akatsuki On the Go! by obsidianLight16 reviews
The Akatsuki have been slacking off lately and it's beginning to affect them all. When Pein decides to take them out for a vacation he has no idea what he's in for. Members who don't get along and obstacles in his way- this is bound to be an abnormal trip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Appreciation by Beverii reviews
Xanxus never says thank you. Drabble, oneshot. XS, so don't read if you don't like. Based off a relationship I have with someone. Its 12 in the morning, I don't know what I was doing. Rated T for profanities. Again.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Tuna by star-stickies reviews
Xanxus leaves Squalo alone to take care of Bel and asks him to cook. His resolve? Tuna! Crack fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Superbi Snotface by Nightsmoke reviews
Being sick in the Varia means you shut up and take it like a man. After the Ring Battles, finally reacquainted with his Varia team, Xanxus realizes that a quiet Squalo is cause for alarm. Character development, poking fun, and a little fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
A Necessary Reprieve by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Squalo, it is unanimously decided, really needs a vacation. Unfortunately, the rest of the Varia are apparently incompetent.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Squalo S. - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Akatsuki and Harry Potter by TobiFromAkatsuki reviews
Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,725 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
Bird Cloth by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Nagayoshi: A very androgynous orphan girl with apple addiction and specializes in lightning-based jutsu. Kakuzu: A masked violent S-ranked criminal with money addiction and emotional problems. These two people meet and call themselves siblings. They change each other and others around them. They live, they learn, they grow. WARNING: violence, suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,660 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,153 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
BYAKURAN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MinjiRoxx reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a BYAKURAN unit! In order to completely utilize the functions of this naughty white-haired inter-dimensional prince of "mashmellow" land, it is recommended that you read the following manual carefully.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Byakuran - Complete
COLONNELLO: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by Lulu-ichigo reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a COLONNELLO unit! In order to completely utilize the functions of this blond ex-COMSUBIN soldier, it is recommended that you read the following manual carefully, kora!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Colonnello - Complete
Moratorium by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Orihime Inoue was not superstitious. The ghost stories whispered by her new neighbors and friends, the unexplainable events; they all meant little to her... until she became the only person to see the demon at the edge of the woods. -Halloween Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
World Apart by Princess Kitty1 reviews
In the thirties, they saw the country by train, working together to stay alive. In the forties, he left her behind to give her a chance at a better life. In the fifties, she's America's biggest star, and he's the journalist that never forgot her. OneShot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Everybody Loves Gaara by whisperedthreats reviews
Kankurou and Temari are tired of Gaara bossing them around. So they decide to get back at him by hosting a sitcom which explores every aspect of his life and reveals them to the general public. Ha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,340 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
The Levi Files: Thoughts of a Lightning Bolt by kyoasaurus reviews
Levi writes a diary and reveals a side of him we never expected... CRACKFIC, OOC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Levi/Leviathan - Complete
Under Thunder by Nightsmoke reviews
Squalo first experienced fear at age fourteen, when he met his boss. He hadn't known at the time that a history of mental illness was present in Xanxus's family.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Squalo S. - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Akatsuki CHALLANGE ADDITION! by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
Another one of these for the pile- but with an extra something. Can you complete the challange alive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Sweet Scene by One of the Colorless reviews
A short ficlette about a sleeping Squalo and Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
So Wrong Bonus Chapter by Jimaine Szardos reviews
100 years ago Shuuhei doesn't go home when Kensei tells him to and gets caught up in everything and by the time anyone notices that he's there its too late and they decided the best option is to take him with them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M.
My Little Mudkip by UnagiKeki reviews
Team Gai makes a new friend; Multi-chapter cuteness, and most of all, MUDKIPS. Minimum faith in writer required.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Lee R.
Rapunzel Is Secretly An Assassin by miikka-xx reviews
Squalo gets stuck in a tower. Xanxus has to rescue him. Swearing ensues. A Rapunzel parody. xanxus/squalo. complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Responsibility by irismustang reviews
A what if piece. What if Shuuhei had still been there when the hollowfication had happened. Spoilers for Turn Back The Pendulum: how Shuuhei met Kensei and how the vizards became vizards.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kensei M. - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Some Words on Memory by coincident reviews
You can't love anything more than something you miss. Itachi/Hinata/Shisui, in various ways. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hinata H., Shisui U. - Complete
The Afternoon After by Pineapple Pen reviews
Vongola parties were always pretty wild, but when Tsuna wakes up with a huge headache and a lump the size of his fist, all he wants to know is what the hell happened.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
HIDAN: Your Owner's Guide by Prnkstr4Lfe reviews
You've always wanted a HIDAN, and now you have it! Please remember to read all instructions before attempting to control your HIDAN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Mother Knows All by Igrewinlovewithyoursins reviews
Short random, pretty plotless fic, dedicated to the mother of the Varia. XS, BF, both implied.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lussuria - Complete
Gender Issues by Pineapple Pen reviews
In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Much Ado About Hair by Jini reviews
Wondering how Squalo's hair can be so infinitely pretty should not amount to this many sleepless nights and this much level of insanity, but unfortunately for Xanxus, it does. Crack fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Stupid Chatty Blonds by breadsticks reviews
Dino is drunk and pestering Hibari with the most ridiculous phone calls about crepes, Namimori tattoos, and drug rings. D18 .
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
The Pride by anuveon reviews
It's Squalo's birthday, but no one else in the Varia seems to realise it. Will his pride allow him to rant to everyone else, or will someone realise his plight? Crackfic, for Squalo's birthday. Rated T for language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Squalo S. - Complete
After The Aftermath by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
The war is over, and now the Arrancar have to adjust to life outside of Las Noches. And Ulquiorra proves it's possible to be bad at, among other things, even prostitution.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Day Hibari Came Late by Pineapple Pen reviews
There are a lot of things that make people late, but this was just ridiculous.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Drink, Drank, Drunk by Pineapple Pen reviews
Really, what was the point in participating in a drinking competition when half way through they all forgot that it was a competition in the first place?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Nudità Pubblica by Pineapple Pen reviews
If there was anything Tsuna had learnt due to this incident, it was never pair Hibari and Mukuro up on a simple mission. Ever.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Father Figure by Itachi012110 reviews
Itachi had a blood relative in which he called ‘father’ but his so called ‘father’ never actually ‘fathered’ him. Now that Fugaku is gone, who can fill the void?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Picture of Insanity by Pineapple Pen reviews
It was a knife. He did love knifes. Slowly, his usual, macabre grin grew onto his face, which was reflected in the dazzling knife that lay in front of him, almost as if it was begging him to take it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Belphegor - Complete
Return to Sender by SacredRoseDream reviews
Overcome with grief, Orihime decides to deal with it by writing letters to the late Ulquiorra. But a certain life-changing circumstance proves a bit more than she can handle...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Weaning off Alcohol by Lullaby of a Deserted Hell reviews
Lussuria thought that it was high time the boss paid attention to his health. Crack One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lussuria - Complete
Grandma's Gift for Momo by Yemi Hikari reviews
Little Momo has a wish for Christmas, however, can her granny grant the one wish? AU setting.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Mistletoe by Pineapple Pen reviews
Hibari suspiciously followed the direction that Mukuro was pointing to, only to stop dead. 'No way,' he decided. That mistletoe was so not there before.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Varia by Reizaki reviews
A cardboard box with a person in it...the night of Christmas Eve...a small Christmas tree without a certain decoration...slight AU...XS...Christmas fic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Le Hair Flip by PsychedelicDreamer reviews
Squalo's bangs get longer and longer. Then he succumbs to the evil Hair flip
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Safety First! by Asphodel Winter reviews
Drabble about Squalo, Lussuria and road safety "We’ve killed ministers, mafia bosses, cats, trainloads of people, survived all sorts of batshit insane situations and I should know, I was savaged by a shark and you’re harping about road safety"T for Lang
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Squalo S., Lussuria - Complete
Go, Deidara, Go! by Air Condition reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
A Beautiful Day by DnKS-giRLs reviews
It was a typical 'Varia' day, at least Xanxus thought so, that somehow involved prime quality tenderloin, Squalo having one of his episodes, Lussuria being himself, and curse words flying here and there, lots of curse words.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
I'll Hit on Anything Without a Pulse! by S80 reviews
He is what keeps the Varia sane. And cared for, let's not forget that. Lussuria Ficlets/Drabbles.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Lussuria
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Akatsuki on The Maury Show by 01Corkscrew reviews
The Akatsuki organization are guest stars on the Maury Show...A baby was found on their doorstep and a letter from a woman claiming that one of them was the father, excluding Konan of course, and all want to hear "You Are Not The Father" Who is the father
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rules of Naruto Fanon by SapphireCuatro reviews
Greetings, prospective fanfiction reader/writer. Here are the rules to guide you through the perilous world of the Naruto fanfiction archives. In this realm, fan interpretation---fanon---reigns supreme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
Childhood by Shiki105 reviews
Following an unfortunate accident while cleaning out one of Komui's old research department rooms, Lavi gets turned into a kid and Kanda's the one stuck looking after him. Rated T for Kanda's use of language THIS WORK DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY YAOI!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,253 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
TOBI: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Tobi or the Owner's Guide and Manuel idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Where's Jashin? by ILikeUdon reviews
Hidan, after being blown up by Shikamaru is left completely useless. He gives up his immortality in hopes of something better and possibly even meeting Jashin. Instead, he gets an unwelcome visit from Ichigo and goes to Soul Society. No major pairings.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Hidan
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
The Chronicles of Princess Mary Sue by Jessy-Fran reviews
Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh is a totally normal girl, until she runs away and the Akatsuki kidnap her! Le Gasp! Warning for: Mary-Sue, Out of Character-ness and bad humour. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How to Write a PERFECT Naruto Fanfic by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
...or not. CRACK! "Do you want to know how to write a perfect Naruto fanfic with Neji and Tenten as the main pairing? Well, here is a guide on how to begin. Just follow these easy steps and you'll be a pro in no time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tearing at the Heartstrings by BlackxRose19 reviews
Yahiko's death tore them apart. They knew it was going to happen. And nothing they could do would stop it. Anti-Konan/Nagato, slight Konan/Yahiko. Oneshot. Rated T. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Konan, Nagato - Complete
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... Akatsuki no Sakura. — Crack!fic. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
The Little Jashinist by angelkiss14 reviews
Kakuzu had a bad past in the Waterfall Village, and after he failed to kill the First Hokage he is put in jail and tortured. Soon after he meets the little four year old Hidan who was put in the same hellhole as Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Search for Xanxus's New Daddy by strangertrack reviews
The Varia come up with their most brilliant idea yet: find a new father figure for their beloved boss. What could be simpler?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Belphegor, Mammon/Viper, Xanxus, Lussuria - Complete
Cookie Day by sunpeel reviews
Cookie day was a wholesome, anticipated event. Until Xanxus ruined it. Varia-centric
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Cause and Effect by strangertrack reviews
Shouichi. Byakuran. A tangled relationship reaching back to childhood.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - [Shōichi I., Byakuran]
An Ode to Dentists by breadsticks reviews
Because being a dentist sucks. It sucks even more being a dentist for the supernatural. Because even the supernatural need to take care of their teeth. R27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Potemayo Diaries by breadsticks reviews
It was a psychotic blob, territorial and cute. And it had latched onto Tsuna. 1827. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Kindergarten Warfare by breadsticks reviews
Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Farmer Madara by RM-1308 reviews
Old Madara had a...organasation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Cooking Woes by Dennisect reviews
one-shot From distractions to a war in the kitchen his cooking time was ruined, he only wanted to make something special for the Varia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lussuria - Complete
The DollMaker by breadsticks reviews
There was a famous doll-maker who lived in these deep woods. 6927.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Unfamiliar by 8018 reviews
Squalo isn't accustomed to kindness.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Squalo S., Dino - Complete
Shark Steaks by Dennisect reviews
one-shot The Varia sit down for a nice dinner together and Squalo has an objection as to what's on the menu.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Spy by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Madara & Tobi bought small hidden cameras to be used to spy on the Akatsuki secret private life inside their rooms. Madara & Tobi saw many things they didn't wish to see & slowly created a squad from people who busted them. HUGE OOC and insanity beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Team Effort by strangertrack reviews
Dino accidentally cuts off Squalo's hair. The Varia offer their assistance so that Xanxus won't find out.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Squalo S., Dino] Belphegor, Xanxus - Complete
A Very Varia Xmas by strangertrack reviews
Because even assassins celebrate the holidays.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - [Xanxus, Squalo S.] [Belphegor, Mammon/Viper] - Complete
Dear Santa: Varia Version by Orihara Izaya reviews
Varia sends letters to Santa?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Varia Tradition by strangertrack reviews
The Varia meet for lunch every week without fail.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Belphegor, Squalo S., Xanxus, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Roots by Lotos-Eater reviews
[NejiTen, Futurefic] His mother is one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. His father is a mystery. What kind of ninja he will become remains to be seen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,964 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Sasori and Deidara the Explorer by blackgal010 reviews
What happens when 2 dangerous Akatsuki members get whisked away to Dora the Explorer's world? and What happens when Boots and Dora get to be Akatsuki members assigned in kidnapping Gaara? Rated T for foul Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Sand Parents by Awaii-Mom reviews
A baby is abandoned at Suna’s gates. And now Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara are taking turns to watch the small child. How will they each react to having a baby in the Subaku house? Slight TemaXshika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ahzheejhei reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Xtreme Mission! LeexTenten are Babysitting! by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Lee and Tenten are given a special mission by Tsunade: To babysit a 4 month old baby! Can they do it, or will they kill each other first? And can love possibly bloom from this strange mission? LeexTenten fic written with Andromeda Akatsuki Princess
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,226 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Tenten, Lee R.
Naruto Character Care Manuals by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of your very own Naruto Character! Now, you need to read the manual to learn how to take care of your new buddy! Chapter 7: Ino Yamanaka, now at a 15 percent discount!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Yuki Sakura: A MARY SUE Story by Chibi Atomic Bomb reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue named Yuki Sakura who is both caring, and kind appears in Konoha? A BUNCH OF CLICHE CRAP, THAT'S WHAT! Totel nonsense. Read at you own risk. Written by someone who doesn't care if you get offended.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
L is For by mellish reviews
There has to be some reason why his name is L, after all. Mostly Watari and kid!L Updated.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2006
How To Write A Gakuen Alice Fanfic by Corvus corone reviews
... In Just A Few Simple Steps. For all those aspiring to become a bad fanfic writer, this leaflet is a must! Note: I write all example badfic myself; no personal attack is intended.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Trim by Momosportif reviews
Young Team Tiedoll fic. Kanda is not too fond of receiving haircuts but he has a proposition for his gensui that might make the cut. Oneshot silliness. Characters belong to Hoshino, as always. Please enjoy! :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Froi Tiedoll - Complete
A Lesson in Caring by Momosportif reviews
Catastrophe strikes at HQ when the Order's most ill-tempered exorcist catches a cold but help comes in the most unexpected way when Tiedoll makes a surprise visit. A story about the bond between students and teachers.Tiedoll and Kanda are Hoshino's. Enjoy
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
The First Victims by sir authoress reviews
My take on how Kanda and Lavi turned into chibis. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MANGA CHAPTER 159. LaviYuu if you squint.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Playdate from hell! by Sasunaru-rikusora-akuroku reviews
All the naruto characters are adorible little kids. Tobi almost gets cooked in a oven.Sasori in a maids costume? FTW? Tsunade can't drive! Orochimaru sings sexyback. And Naruto tries to kill Sasuke! Evil Hinata! The new chapter is a time skip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Bad Boy by Angelsaurus reviews
After his capture, Aizen receives the unusual sentence of being returned to a 5 year old child. Now Momo is in charge of caring for an inexplicably naughty little Captain. Can she raise him up right? Or will someone unsavory get their hands on him first?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,312 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Random Naruto Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of random and bizarre Naruto tales. Stories included: Guy has a phobia of old age, Zabuza and Haku are ice cream men, Gaara makes sand castles of DOOM, and Gai makes Kakashi take Anko to the fair. You're sure to find it funny! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kakashi H.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Let It Alone by Jayden Mackenzie reviews
Kisame has a memory triggered from a time long ago, of a baby he'd found in the woods. What did he do with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Itachi and a fortune cookie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Gentle as a Kitten by storm-of-insanity reviews
General Iroh, Dragon of the West and hero of the Fire Nation lays eyes for the first time on his six year old, short tempered, spitfire of a nephew, Prince Zuko. Iroh has won legendary battles but can he handle the cruel task of babysitting?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Love Is by storm-of-insanity reviews
200 word drabble on what love is on a daily basis between Iroh and Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A complete Idiot's guide to: Mary Sues! by The Mary Sue Slayer reviews
What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Half Mary Sue by Nimble Paws reviews
My friend tries to make a Mary Sue story, and I stop her in every way I can by cuttingwriting into random places.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Maturing by MonsterBrat reviews
Kisame thinks about the younger members of Akatsuki and what they will become.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Youngest Brother by shimmercat reviews
Temari and Kankurou used to have a family - before Mama was killed, Father became obsessed, and Uncle Yasha became the youngest brother's guardian. All they have left is the promise of a future in which they will be strong. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Mary Sue Chronicles by Phishy Chan reviews
Individual Mary-Sues tailor-made for each lovable character of the Naruto cast! You love them, I love them, we ALL love them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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