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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Titanic.

Hey peeps

omg im cool??/ i know!!! im cool just so cool and awesome!!! oh and btw CHECK OUT TROMEDLOV!!!!!

my name is Hannah.

ummm yeah

a little about me

ummmm i love the colour purple, my parents call my love for harry potter an obssesion and i love to read.


my favourite pairs are



Draco/GIRL Harry




I hate slash with passion

i love girl harry fics, time travel fics, AU fics, slytherin girl harry fics, slytherin harry fics, a bit of weasley, dumbledore and hermione bashing, abuse harry fics and yeah

ummmm i love school and i love to dance. tap is my favourite then modern, then jazz, then hip hop and then ballet (bleergh)

ill admit that im a little obsessed with fanfiction

ummm i made this quiz up. you can do it too.

Your name is your name: Hannah

fairy name: spell your name backwards: Hannah

gangsta name: take 2 letters from your name, 1 letter from your mum's, 3 from your dad's and put them in alphabetical order: Acehik

heavenly name: take the first 3 letters of your favourite colour and then the last letter of your least favourite colour: Purgne

emo name: think of the most depressing thing (eg: murder) and then mix it with an a, d, y and an o: Chyeedaose

Owl name: last 3 letters of your name and add hoot and tweet to the end of it: Nahhoottweet

Elf name: think of a random word and them add by to the end of it: Globeby

Fruit name: think of your least favourite fruit and choose a letter from it. Take a letter from your last name, your mums maiden name and your dads job and add izzy to the end of it:Bipiizzy

Superhero name: take the first three letters of your favorite mythical creature, a letter from your mums middle name, a letter from 'brunch' and your second favorite colour: Unianblack

Dragon name: think of something scary and take the first, third and last letter away from it: Ais

Goth name: think of something black and put rock at the end of it: Nightskyrock

Arab name: take the third letter of your favourite animal, the second letter of your favourite flower and the sixth letter of awesome: Rim

Safe name: The first letter of your first name, the word ash, and add the word 'inda' to it: Hashinda

Your awesome name: Put the word 'awe' at the start. Then put 'si' next to it. Then put the third letter of your name, the word 'fan' and 'baby': Awesinfanbaby

Ummmmmm yeah that's the quiz. I hope you liked it and came up with some whacky names. You can email me the results if you want to. Forgive me if I don't update, I have school and my grades are slipping

My friend Jessi made up a short quiz for me:


Who is your favourite Harry Potter character and why?: Well, Draco Malfoy has always been a favourite. I like him the most because he is really funny and evil and good at the same time!!!!!! I also like Luna Lovegood because she is always there for Harry and she is really out going. I also like the Weasley twins.

Who is your least favourite Harry Potter character?: I don't like Hermione very much, no offence to Emma Watson!!!!!!!! I also don't particually like Percy.

If you were J.K Rowling, what kind of a character would you make Harry?: Well, I would make him a girl. She would have red and black waist long hair and green eyes. She would be really out going and fun but could be serious when she wants to. I would make her marry Draco Malfoy instead of Ginny (obviously) Her best friends, again would be Ron and Hermione.

If you could choose, which Hogwarts boy would you go out with?: Draco Malfoy :D :D

What house would you be in?: Hmmm probably Hufflepuff or Gryffendor

What house do you WANT to be in?: Slytherin

How many times have you read the Harry Potter series?: 12 times if my calculations are correct. All the pages are ratty because I read them so much!!!

What is your favourite Harry Potter book?: Deathly Hallows

Movie?: Deathly Hallows

Least favourite book?: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Order of the Phoenix

Least favourite movie?: Again, probably Order of the Phoenix


I said what I meant and I meant what I said ~ Dr. Suess

Today was good, today was fun. Tomorrow is another one ~ Dr. Suess

Today you are you, that's truer than true. There is no-one alive more youer than you ~ Dr. Suess

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes, courage is the little voice saying 'I will try again tomorrow ~ Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't follow your dreams, chase them ~ Richard Dumb

If we are to have real peace, we are to begin with the children ~ Mahatma Ghandi


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Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Champions Training by deathy-cool reviews
Re-write: GirlHarry It's the last day of Harry Potter's fourth year at Hogwarts. A plan is in the making and the three remaining Champions have decided to do what the tournament was originally for. Complete Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,273 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P.
The Guardians by deathy-cool reviews
Girl Harry! Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley and Rowena Potter, three childreen ment for greatness arrived at Hogwarts only to shock the world, they are sorted in Slytherin. What will happen from there and will people trust them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,793 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A fiery year by deathy-cool reviews
Sequel to A Quidditch Summer. Harry returns to Hogwarts for fifth year, the marauders are teaching, and at last the world knows that Voldemort has returned. The second war will start and its only OWL year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,182 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Quidditch summer by deathy-cool reviews
Summer before fifth year Harry gets an invitation to a Quidditch camp all the way in America. The thing is, they don’t only teach Quidditch, but magic as well. Meet Harry's new team the IG's AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,388 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Vicious Cycle by slytherin-nette reviews
Set in the TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. Little Hailene Potter Malfoy is very curious about something and decides to ask some of the Malfoy males in the Manor a very interesting question. Hence, the vicious cycle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Baby Your Not Alone reviews
Harry is having a 'down moment' What can Ginny say that will make him feel better? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! X Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Danger reviews
Parody of Granger Danger from A Very Potter Musical: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR AVPM/S What happens when Ron and Draco are in danger? Of falling in love? NOT SLASH! girl!harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Take My Hand reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Girl!Harry. HP/DM. Don't like, don't read! Also, some vital info in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Missin' You reviews
PLOT-BUNNY! MAY CONTINUE! - When Selena Potter gets a letter from a raven at breakfast, it leads her to one of her worst nightmares. WARNING: Girl and Slytherin Harry. Don't like, don't read! Rated for the death in this story. xxx Magic-Baby p.s MAY CO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wizanic reviews
Titanic/Harry Potter crossover. Hermione/Harry AU NON-MAGIC DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN TITANIC OR HARRY POTTER! Titanic and Harry Potter aremy favourite movies so I hope you enjoy it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P.
Redoing 267 Years 'Coz I Was Bored reviews
Harry lived up to the ripe old age of 267. For 68 years, he researches time travel. Now he's back in 1991, ready to do it all again. Not because he wanted to change. Because he was bored. AU. Kind of spoils 7th book. I do not own. H/G time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P.