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Oh, wow. Haven't been here in a while.

I'd like to just say that I'm not deleting the account (not that anyone actually cares) but I probably won't be posting any fic. Having said, if you'd like me to beta read, send me a message and I'll get back to you! I know some people have already done so, like, months ago, but the email address I had for this account has been hacked and the password changed. I'm sorry I didn't reply, and I feel it's too late to reply now, but if you're still looking, I've changed the email to one I actually use and can access, so I will get the update.

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a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o85: Today, while I was hot and waited for Sasuke to come back, I sent him a few seductive texts. He responded back by telling me that I shouldn't text while drunk so early in the day. I wasn't drunk at all then, but I really needed a drink then. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 272,703 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kunai and Byakugan by e1nav57 reviews
[One shot collection.] [Chapter 33] Naruto Chapter 700: Sakura and Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata, Ino and Sai, Shika and Temari. There's one couple this Chapter missed: Neji and Tenten. Fin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Girl's Got Game by Paper.Bullets reviews
Alternative Universe: Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... if I had a 'plug' instead of an 'outlet'. But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be that hard, right? Except it is: especially when you're rooming with 5 'Plugs! - OC x Gaara Shikamaru Kiba Neji Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,390 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Gaara, OC]
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 124,187 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Akatsuki Kittens by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The title says it all! The Akatsuki turn into Kittens! What will happen when they mysteriously wake up in a different world? And they are in the hands of a 16 year old girl? Whoa! You gotta read to find out! WARNING! This is a CRACK fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,249 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Akatsuki
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Meow Mix Attraction by Jibbly reviews
Naruto gets a Hybrid pet for his 18th birthday. things quickly go out of control, once his little Sasuke becomes one of the most desired pets around. Things go from bad to worse once Sasuke comes of age.Can Naru handle it? Neko Sasuke Narusasu Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,648 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Survivors by PSITeleport reviews
Five men, five women, trapped together on a desert island. Sun, sand, and skin. This is gonna be awesome! Shika/Tema, and 4 other pairings to be revealed as the story progresses. Occasional citrus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
I am by angelofdeathsheart reviews
Mostly I am just different, but it never bothered me. I had friends who accepted me as myself. Now I am different from everyone else because they're at my door. Someone-in-the-Akatsuki-minus-KonanXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Abnormal Activity by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki have recently brought in a new "pet", and by pet I mean a pink haired girl with cat ears. She's brought trouble and many good times, but how long will the good times last? Will she ever develop into a proper adult or continue to be her cutely naive self? Will she be able to find love? Will she ever find out the truth? Or will the nightmares catch her first?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Lost and The Found by Dreams of Shadows reviews
For Alex it is a boring day- until Akatsuki kidnap her. But heres the weird thing- everyone is being 'nice'. Then she learns of her true identity, a hidden past and a dark secret- she was designed to be something more than shinobi, something much darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Breaking All the Rules by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Short drabbles or one-shots inspired by quotes or song lyrics. Suggestions welcome. sasusaku or naruhina, preferred. o6. sasusaku "So I'll make sure to keep my distance, say 'I love you' when you're not listening." -from distance by christina perri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Car Arguments by Skylark Evanson reviews
Just a bunch of arguments/moments they can have in the car. Gwevin and bits of Benlie.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 83,468 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The Art of Breathing by Sharinganblossom reviews
Sometimes when life screws you over you notice a few things. Like how good it feels to scream, how funny the labels on nail polish bottles are, and how much you really want to kiss your best friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Holding onto What's Dear by ItaSaku1 reviews
She has less then three months to live, but she hasn't told her lover. What will his reaction be? Will he never find out? Will she die on her seventeenth birthday like the doctors told her? Read to find out, this is a Non-Massacre!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Wolves in Men's Clothing by dragontamer ri-chan reviews
Sakura lives at the edge of a wolf preserve and has been helping take care of abandoned wolf pups for a few years. Her favorites are the current alphas she helped to raise. What happens when they turn into men and want her for a mate? Multisaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H.
101 Clichés : NejiTen by nitaBonita reviews
101 cliché moments and phrases, Neji and Tenten style! Please Read & Review! Cliché 1- Fangirls : "Now Tenten, what have we told you about Neji!" "...that I should break up with him?" I say. "And what have you continued to do?" "Date him?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
1011 Moments of Everyone Else by Skylark Evanson reviews
Oh yeah, everyone else. This oughta get interesting...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Cold Criminals? Or the Love she never had? by Akumu-chama reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has transferred many school's and is now attending Konoha High. Temari seems to have helped Hinata in her physical appearance and a bit on her personality. Could the Akatsuki possibly help her a bit more? Read to find out. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
54 Moments of Gwen by Skylark Evanson reviews
Gwendolyn Tennyson. The smartest one. Maybe not so much...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Gwen T.
Enter:Akatsuki by poetofnothing reviews
Lyra is considered a normal 16-year-old girl, despite the fact she lives alone. She never thought manga characters were real. But when she decides to go out on a hike to kill a day's worth of time, she finds out just how wrong she was. Rated T from Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Akatsuki
Absolute Boyfriend My Foot! by si5544 reviews
AU Naruto's crazy cousin sends him one of his creations as a gift and since then all he's wanted was to send it back, but that's not exactly easy when said gift is a stubborn teme with a major attitude problem! sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crimson Ink by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,206 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
27 Moments of Julie by Skylark Evanson reviews
You knew it was coming. Too bad Julie didn't. How well can I mess with her?
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Julie Y.
Reunited by EPICFAILYER reviews
I was so focused on the blade at my throat, I didn't notice how close Sasuke and I really were. My body was pressed tightly against his, and I could even feel the vibration of his voice as he "hmph"ed Naruto. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,747 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Learn to be Lonely by xmywastedyouth reviews
SasuNaru AU "Don't you see?" Hinata whispered to the empty space where Naruto once stood. "You're just like him, Naruto. Lonely." A story of betrayal, revenge, love and - above all else - loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sammy's very messy Desk by SammyQuill reviews
A collection of drabbles in the Narutoverse. Various ships/ratings/genres. Warning: drabbles found here are most likely results of tag drabbling games with friends late at night. You have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
He Said, He Said: Christmas by brandirandom21 reviews
Our two favorite guys always have differences, but some how are still connected. Read and Review :D Finally completed with Chapter 9 and Epilouge!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love spell by N.V.9 reviews
I've cast a spell to try and get the girl I love to love me back. Note to self: read don't skim and find a counter spell because I am so not into guys! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,065 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prisoners of the Void by Skylark Evanson reviews
Gwen is thrown into the Null Void and is forced to live four years of her life in there. With Kevin 11.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Quiet on the Golf Course by MaliceArchangela reviews
Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 143 - Words: 135,312 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Punch Drunk dolls by Ghoster.Z reviews
I didn't know what scared me more, knowing that she was literally out of this world or realizing I fell in love with an alien. "Sakura phone home?" ". . . I'm calling the pizza place, moron."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Akatsuki Action Figures by ima-panda-hear-me-roar reviews
The Akatsuki have been shruken down, turned into action figures, sent to our world, AND end up for sale in an anime store. There, they are bought by Kit and her friend, Lynn. Living with S-rank criminals for 3 weeks? This is going to be fun. Right? No.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Akatsuki
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Timber falls by RecklessXRelentlessXRuthenia reviews
Sasuke and Sakura thought they had the perfect camping trip. But then Sakura gets kidnapped by a twisted family who wants to use her as a breeding stock. Will they survive? Will she have a baby for them? LEMONS! VIOLENCE! And review of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Grandma, Tell Me a Story by Parkway Dr reviews
First fic. Tsume sits her grandchildren down and tells them the story of how their parents met in a bedtime story they will never forget. KibaxSakura. Finally finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,073 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Ways to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
-CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Betta be Laughin' by Silber Schwanzen reviews
With the way that the villagers all treated Naruto, you wonder how it was that he became so...Naruto-ish. Maybe this is what happened.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Roommate is Super! by Juura99 reviews
Kiba has a normal job, a normal love, a normal life...his roommate, however, is not so normal. KibaHina, mentioned SasuNaru. Crackish. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Pieces of a Lazy Genius and a Tomboy Princess by introperv reviews
A series of short stories for Shikamaru and Temari. Ratings vary. Some collabs. Some sweet. Some sensible. Some senseless. ALL WORTH THE READ. Updates will continue until I run out of inspiration, IF I run out of inspiration. Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 31,549 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Must Be the Dog in Me by Kabbish13 reviews
Look, all I wanted was a carton of milk. I didn't ask for it to be Valentine's Day. Nor did I ask to be attacked by fangirls... I wasn't expecting to be turned into a dog. And I REALLY wasn't expecting to find love along the way. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,799 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Smashed Cupcake: A Haruno Sakura Birthday Presentation by InuLoveKawaii13 reviews
Naruto had given Sakura a cup cake. Keyword: given. The girl smashed it in response to Sai's stupid comment. So what does Naruto do? Well, why not ask everyone what he is supposed to give her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Portal A Naruto Shippuden Fanfic by MarXno reviews
After a portal is made linking the Ninja world with your own, you find yourself a test subject for a secret organization known as Portal. When you awaken in the lab, you meet Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Tenten, and Gaara. Please review! CLICK FOR FULL SUMMARY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Immolation of Umino Iruka's Rationality by micah.n10 reviews
Saying Kakashi can't cook isn't so much an understatement as a catastrophe waiting to happen. Despite this Iruka is still stupidly smitten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bang! Now We're Even by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The Akatsuki turned into kittens? Problem. The Akatsuki somehow ending up in a different universe? BIG problem. Oh wait, can't get any worse, right? Well, what if I said they were put into the hands of three not so normal girls? MAJOR PROBLEM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2011
Romance and Pranks and Akatsuki, Oh My by OsuwariKawaii reviews
I have to room with five jerks. Have to prank with my friend Kayla and the biggest jerk, and Orochimaru in the equation? Too much to handle! But... I can't shake off the feeling to leave. Gah! T for obvious reasons. Several NTAS references. Later though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Carnivore by Turqcoyce reviews
Who knew eating meat could be so difficult?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Promises by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
No matter what it takes, Tenten keeps her promises. -Collection of Tenten one-shots- 5: Lady In Red - Tenten wears white as a warning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Tenten, Team Gai - Complete
The Akatsuki's Night Out by xAkatsukiluvX reviews
Things go wrong when three teenaged girls find the Akatsuki. I suck at summeries. The story is much better PROMISE. T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tequila in Suna by PSITeleport reviews
Kankuro and Temari take Shikamaru out for his first night of drinking. Kankuro wants blackmail material. Temari wants a good buzz. And all Shikamaru really wants is to go home. Fat chance. Friend-fic, mildly ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sakura and the Seven Friendly Bastards by HeavensIntensity reviews
It all started with a crayon, a pact and life taking a giant sticking crap on my face. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Mother May I by pandas'n'kisses reviews
Appearences can be decieving.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Not Your Average Vampire Story by Ailarii reviews
With your dead best friend in your brain, your boyfriend on the ground totally fried, and grandmother crying tears of joy, what's there to do? Go room with hot vampires of course! Well...at least Jen thinks they're hot. Not so average is it? ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Akatsuki
Nothing But Silence by Juura99 reviews
"Don't leave me behind!"...There was only silence left. Nothing but silence. Sad drabble. Character Death. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Can I Borrow A HairTie? by autumnight reviews
What happens when Shikamaru loses his hair-tie and Tenten wont let him borrow one of hers?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kankuro, Get the Door! by anacoana reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a message to deliver to the Sand Sibs. But even just getting the door answered is a task for the Sand Trio! K b/c of one swear word, this is totally pointless : Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Girl Loves Boy x Boy by Druella.Alicexx reviews
Sakura loves Yaoi. Going to her new school, she can't help but give some of the guys the push they need. Especially the jock Naruto and Goth boy Sasuke. They get pushed off a cliff. Well, its for the sake of Yaoi. GaaSaku NaruSasu and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Shikamaru's Mourning by Juura99 reviews
My version of the days after Asuma's death. Normal POV. Friendship, Fluff, Shounen-ai if you want. ShikaNaru if you want it to be. SasuNaru if you want it to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Truth by Juura99 reviews
He knew the truth. He could tell them how it happened. "Sasuke, I want you to tell me...we'll start from the beginning." "..." "Tell me, how did you meet Naruto?" And Sasuke tells the story. SasuNaru. Sad one-shot. R&R. Shounen-ai. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Quick answers by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru and Temari play a quick game... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Animal Cookie: The Sequel by Skylark Evanson reviews
Andre has a slight obsession with pink and white frosted cookies that are shaped like animals... THE SEQUEL!
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
Crosswords by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru helps Temari with a little word puzzle... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Left Hand Suzuki Method by Orgainoid reviews
As part of the Witness Protection Program, Sasuke has been dragged halfway across the country and forced to masquerade as a girl. And then 'she' falls for the school's most popular student, soccer captain Uzumaki Naruto. What's a girl to do? AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dearest Love, by ode-to-pineapple reviews
Shikamaru and OC, Keera, discover what gets Shikamaru motivated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Jealousy by MoonLightCrow reviews
What does it take to make Shikamaru lose his cool? -- "B- B- But that... that thing is making fun of me!" - "Listen, crybaby, that thing, as you so kindly called it, is a kitten and it's definnitely not making fun of you!" *slight ShikaTema; slightly OOC*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Closest to Heaven by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto starts working in a institution for ‘broken’ named Tengoku, even he soon thinks he's out of his mind - especially when he meets a seemingly mute patient named Sasuke, who threatens to drive him straight into insanity. AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,145 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Boy Tops! by Kawachan7 reviews
Kevin and Devlin have a surprise for their fathers... Kevlin, hinted Bevin, strongly implied mpreg. Don't like, don't read. Based on drawing by Akki-Darkness on DA.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Devlin, Ken T. - Complete
Lights, Camera, Oh My Kami by NatsNeko reviews
My name is Tsunade, and I'm making a movie. I think Sakura needs a boyfriend and...Naruto? Oh Kami! What the hell is that! Chaos, romance, and OOCness will ensue. GaaSaku. Minor NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Stay With Me? by Sandylee007 reviews
Sasuke visits Naruto while the blond is confined to a hospital. YAOI SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Colorful by Sharinganblossom reviews
He saw everything in black and white with lines and patterns. Too bad that she colors outside of the lines.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MasterPiece by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
In the Childhoods of Ben and Kevin, Kevin is the daycare bully and Ben is the 'Victim' during paint time. Kevin is caught and must say sorry. The ending is funny. BeVin -kinda- Cuteness for sure.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Kitten's POV by Ms. Bear reviews
Oh boy, what has Sasuke gotten himself into this time? He neglects a kitten in need, and now he is one! But will this form let him see a different side of a girl he's always overlooked? Is Sasuke a victim of a jutsu or just plain old fate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Instincts by Heart in a Headlock reviews
So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Shikamaru by Prequietus reviews
Drabble. An average day in the life of Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Truest Beauty Of Art by Sandylee007 reviews
There were moments between Deidara and Sasori no outsider ever got to know of. Moments of the truest, most beautiful art. YAOI SasoDei ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kill the Messenger by x-reaper-x reviews
Sasuke’s a new student at Konoha High. Naruto sees him as a rebel. Sasuke decides that it’s his job to make him annoyed, but what happens when hatred turns to something completely different? NaruSasu, SasuNaru whatever . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Movie Merits by SakuraDouble reviews
Shikamaru finds out the merits of Spiderman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Godiva by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
No No by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Sometimes, Shikamaru cursed his inability to say “no”.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Weapon Encounters of the Third Kind by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Team Gai
Whipped by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Love. Like whipped cream, sometimes you have to beat it outta them. Or completely and totally shock 'em. [Oneshot, Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Hand on Yours by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
A Hyuuga genius he may be, but Neji was not Konoha's resident weapons mistress. Tenten has a few pointers to give him, and it may take an actual hands–on lesson to get it through...if the two of them can concentrate on it. [Oneshot, Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete