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Joined 10-09-10, id: 2569660, Profile Updated: 11-14-13
Author has written 2 stories for Fantastic 4, and Superman.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous - Albert Einstein


Unlike most people in this site, writing is not my ultimate passion.

I do like it though, and I always have new ideas for stories, so that's why I'm here. To allow some of my plot bunnies to be released.

And to smother myself in romance.


I'm a eighteen year old Danish girl, with glasses, blond hair and a short body.

I have also been blessed with an incredibly sarcastic humor and a love for old bands from the seventies.

Not to mention my undying love for Lord of the Rings and Superheroes.

Always the remember the Lord of the Rings and the Superheroes.

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Change is Everything by TrickPhotography reviews
When S.H.I.E.L.D. approaches historian Dr. Emily Harthorn to work on a 'classified project', she is drawn into a world of government secrets and politics. Re-acclimating a soldier to the 21st century...that's nothing she was prepared for. Events occur prior to and during The Avengers. Rated M as a precaution.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,994 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,244 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Handmaidens, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
In the Shadow of the Bat by The Batchild reviews
I've known Bruce my entire life. We were friends, once, before he left Gotham. When he returned seven years later, he was still my friend, but he was different. I just didn't realize how different. /Eleanor Black's complete story; Nolan-verse. "Superhero's Confidante" and "Chances Are" rewritten inside. Bruce/OFC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,400 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 205,131 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
A Merry War by TrivialQueen reviews
Young Macintosh/ OFC. Rosalyn Brolchain was raised to be mindful of her temper and reserved with her emotions. Winter winds, ice and snow rise when her temper flairs. Hers is a cold fury. Out of her four sisters Rosalyn is the most in control. Unless Dougal Macintosh is concerned, then she is as raw as the winds she conjures.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,891 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Young Macintosh, OC - Complete
The Ugly Duckling of Dol Amroth by Spake2121 reviews
My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
First and Last Chance by lightning-inspiration reviews
Kiralyn, a head strong young woman, convinces a rag tag team of dwarves to allow her to share in their journey in order for her to take back her own city while helping reclaim theirs. Along the way, she faces many dangers as well as facing her own feelings in a training field she had previously been ignorant of; love. OC/Kili Off Hiatus
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,589 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kili
2B and Not 2B by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
AU. Darcy knew two things. One, her and Jane's black-haired new neighbor had a nice butt. Two, his brother was probably on steroids. Cue the prank war, spider-killing, puppy-sitting, and many other misadventures. Larcy, Thor/Jane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,206 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
No Secrets Between Us by Mirime ceea reviews
Faramir loves Eowyn, but wants to know why she seems scared of his touch. When he finally learns the truth, how can he prove he still loves her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
New Faces by JennyJoy4 reviews
Gaius takes on a second apprentice, thugs start terrorizing Camelot in Arthur's absence, and Merlin's secret might not be safe. When do you tell your friends secrets that might get them killed? (Involves rewrite of series 5. May contain spoilers for "Sovereignty".) COMPLETE!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,763 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
The Light Bearer by Chellez reviews
Aila, rational and modern, is the Light Bearer, the salvation of the Elves of Middle Earth. Seen as a Prophet, she first assists the Fellowship in their quest but amid the distraction and her own insecurities can she fulfill her prophecy in time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 171,507 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Legolas
Treasures Lost and Found - incomplete by The Batchild reviews
BEING REWORKED. Not all the treasures lost to Smaug were gold, and none of the treasures found on the road to Erebor were expected.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Thorin, Kili
He Said, She Said by quiet-raindrop reviews
Love at first sight—easy right? Think again. A few careless words and everything is shaken up. Getting back to square one is not going to be easy. Especially with everything else that is going on. . .
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,715 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl - Complete
Frontline by AxMxzainyxfan reviews
It was just a hail storm. Then something went horribly wrong, and now Naomi has been tossed into Middle Earth...and where's Tess? Legolas x OC and Eomer x OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,556 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Legolas, Eomer
The Search of Greater Value by onlyonepage reviews
Mrs Hudson visits her sister over the summer leaving the boys of 221B with house sitter Harriet Thornton. Harriet isn't impressed with the serial killer pursuing consultant detective upstairs. Can they find something of greater value from the situation?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,536 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Found In Time by I Fancy Hugh Dancy reviews
A woman from the 21st century suddenly finds herself in Camelot. What kind of trouble will she get herself into? What will she find in time? Time Travel. Gwaine/OC. Rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,711 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 109,992 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Return of the Jedi: From Another Point of View by camcalli reviews
Luke must find a way to confront his father at last as well as deal with his feelings for Aurora...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Luke S.
The Adventures of Estela and Adonnenniel by Luna Elen reviews
Two sisters from our world, one smart and cynical, the other vivacious and outgoing, find themselves entangled with the fate of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,729 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Ones Left Behind by sudowoodo reviews
Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make Good Wives by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Middle Earth is at peace, and Legolas wants to show its beauty to Amy. But she's still longing for home, and Legolas is at his wits end trying to make her love him. Meanwhile, Haldir and Sam are fighting their own battles - literally. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Legolas, Haldir
Ink Warriors: The Two Suethors by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Daphne and Tolkien are on a suicidal mission to find the elusive Manuscript. Melody an Madison are planning a rebellion in Isengard. Meanwhile, Michael and Isabella are trying to save what remains of the story with the broken Fellowship. Book Two: ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Willemina and all its Properties by the punchline reviews
"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Rationality or Relationship? by peerme reviews
Alanis just lost her parents, killed by deatheaters. Living with Aberforth, she will now attend Hogwarts sixth form. She thinks herself knowing where to belong. But then she will sooner than she expected find her personified fate in Draco Malfoy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,914 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
An Open Book by mecherry reviews
Remade! Full summary inside. What if another hobbit had grown up with and befriended the other four? The war of the One Ring eventually catches up to them, and the hobbits need to band together in their quest. Frodo/OC, no slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,768 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Frodo B. - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Dragon Tears by Jennie Chang reviews
Part One of the Dragon Hearts Trilogy. The course of true love never did run smooth, and for Charlie Weasley and his friends, it's definitely a bumpy ride. Originally written in 2005. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
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Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero reviews
There are two very good reasons why I shouldn't have feelings for Clark Kent (Besides him being ridiculously out of my reach.) 1. He is totally in love with Lois Lane. 2. I think he might be Superman. Clark Kent/OC
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,087 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
Revenge reviews
The Fantastic Four thought they'd seen the last of Dr. Doom after the ordeal with the Silver Surfer. But they were wrong, very wrong, and Dr Doom still had one last trick up his sleeve, something he had planned before his death. The four can easily handle the world ending and a crazy villain, but can they handle a mentally unstable woman who seems bend on killing Reed? Johnny/OC
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,462 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Johnny S. - Complete