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Joined 10-09-10, id: 2569780, Profile Updated: 07-29-11
Author has written 18 stories for Mentalist.

Hey Everyone!

I'm Mentalgal and as you might have guessed - I LOVE the Mentalist! The Mentalist is my life, and I joined this site because as I live in Australia, channel nine, (the channel that views the mentalist here) decided to not put season 3 on until 2011. In my frustration, I watched my season one box set, then season two, then I discovered this site and read a few stories. I found them utterly fantastic! And although i started by just reading the stories as small portions of the mentalist to keep me alive until next year, I decided that I should start writing some of my own. So I did.

I hope you all like my stories and PLEASE review! I love to hear feedback and I love getting tips from other authors or readers or my stories!

Thanks and enjoy,

Mentalgal (o:

I'm just going to write a full disclaimer for all of my stories...

Disclaimer: If I owned anything but the storyline and some names, I'd be a lot richer with a lot more stories and i most likely wouldn't be writing them on fanfiction i would be handing them to my partner, bruno heller, and he would use them for real episodes. But no. I don't own anything but the plot and some characters. Seriously I don't get the point of disclaimers. We obviously don't own it!! LOL xD

I am part of three different partner accounts here.

Mentalgrace - That's myself and Taylor Grace - our latest story is Red Smile, Blue Box.

MentalMixUp - That's me and an american friend, FunnyGirlOoOBroadwayBaby (Devon) - Our latest story is Red Temper.

AbzGizDaWizWiz - That's me and my friend I have here, and we are working on a story currently about Jane's daughter.

I would really appreciate it if you also read the stories on my other accounts (o:

Favourite quotes:

"My head is messed up and it's your fault" - Teresa Lisbon, The Mentalist (2x03 Red Badge)

"I think you said what do you think to make me think that you know so Ill go with you, but really you don't." - Teresa Lisbon, The Mentalist (LOL I almost said "Teresa Lisbon, CBI") (2x10 Throwing Fire)

"They always think they're the smartest person in the room, when we all know, that's me." - Patrick Jane, The Mentalist (1x01 Pilot)

"I'm sorry, he irks me, he's irksome" - Patrick Jane, The Mentalist (1x01 Pilot)

"It's fascinating the way your mind works." - Teresa Lisbon, The Mentalist (1x02 Red hair and Silver tape)

"You're blushing" - Rigsby

"You are blushing!" - Jane

"Not for the reason you think..." - Lisbon

"What's the reason that you think?" - Jane

"Oh I wish I had my gun." - Lisbon

"Crime fighting's hard, suck it up." - Jane

"You know what I don't need my gun I can just hit you with my chair." - Lisbon

"I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor!" - Jane

There's just too many to mention LOL

So email me, I love making friends!

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12,black moon inu goblindreamer, Mentalgal

I dont like copying and pasting stuff into my profile coz it just cloggs it all up :)

But here is a little thing I have made for those who do :)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever facepalmed yourself.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever said "SHEEP DIP!" or "Sucker Fish."

Copy and paste this into your profile if you call people "irksome" or say they "irk" or are "irking" you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love tea, or coffee, or carrots.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love consultants with Blonde hair, blue/green eyes, and a three piece suit.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever quoted The Mentalist more than 6 times in one conversation.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want green eyes but don't have them.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think you have green eyes but really you don't. (I DO I TELL YOU!)

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By Mentalgal

Did you like this?? If you said yes, you are mental. And proud of it. XD

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Trust by mayzee reviews
After a year apart Jane and Lisbon meet again. Can they rebuild their relationship and work together to fight a common enemy? Can they ever trust each other again? Love each other again? CBI based that breaches into AU. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,419 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
Half Truths by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Lisbon's hiding something. But, how do you keep a secret from someone who knows all?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Time Is Now by Neuship reviews
Season 4. AU. Thoughts of Castle have taken over her dreams, filling both her waking and sleeping hours with an unbearable ache. Will she let her fears hold her back or claim Castle for her own? An alternative path to Casketty goodness. No specific episode spoilers. Rated M for a reason. Be kind. It's my first fanfic and first M rated story, all rolled into one.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,795 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Love At The Christmas Eve Table by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane are childhood friends, spending every Christmas Eve together. As they grow older their friendship grows into something more, but the road to love is never smooth. And it might take a whole lot of Christmas Eves before they actually get together. Rated T. AU. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Missing by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He wasn't sure what was worse, knowing what state she was likely to be in when they finally found her, or knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything that had happened to her was completely his fault.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Only If For A Night by rabidcumberbunny reviews
A romance story about Patrick Jane in his boy wonder days at the carnival. One version of the prequel to The Mentalist. Rated M for language, graphic lemons and adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Patrick J.
Trouble in Paradise by cap9419 reviews
"We're going to see each other in new situations and new places, and you're going to find out how trustworthy I am." A Red John case unearths a secret from Jane's past, shattering the little trust he has with Lisbon, so he decides to try and win it back with "The Five Days of Jisbon." As Red John draws ever closer, can he do it before his time runs out?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,688 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Mentalist's Guide to Surviving High School by KeepFaith-SmellApples reviews
High School AU. Patrick Jane is the new student at CBI High School, and is instantly welcomed to a world of more drama than he ever imagined. With his newfound friends and enemies, will he be able to survive the school?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Epically awesome by kimmiesjoy reviews
Post 5x19. He grins in the darkness of his bedroom, her body completely flat out next to his because she's exhausted. Running around for weeks like a secret ninja, and his injury leaving her very enthusiastically doing all the work in the bedroom.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by Miss Peg reviews
Five times Lisbon tries to save Tommy and one time she can't. Includes spoilers for Season 4. Contains swearing and scenes of a sexual nature.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Teresa L. - Complete
Destined By Fate by HannahbananaJane reviews
Jane's family was not killed by Red John. Instead, Angela and Jane are in the middle of a divorce. But their family is slightly different from any other divorced families. Angela is pushing Jane to move on and make his move on Teresa Lisbon, his boss. In order to get these two together, she recruits Charlotte, the Janes' five year old daughter, and the team to help.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Another Mentalist Mistletoe Fic by Donnamour1969 reviews
The title speaks for itself, I suppose. Silly, fluffy, Christmastime fun with a hint of Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pain, Death, and Losing You by funnygirlOoObroadwaybaby reviews
Lisbon has a secret that she's hiding from everyone. Can she trust anyone, or will she have to go through it alone? What happens when one by one, people begin to find out? JISBON! Rated T just in case, not really bad though
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,951 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Talk You Down by cap9419 reviews
"I don't believe in this sort of crap." When Jane breaks down and tells Lisbon he thinks he's going mad, Lisbon's only hope is a woman her friend knows; a woman named Melinda Gordon.
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Melinda, Patrick J.
Under Red Covers by liv.einziger reviews
A woman is killed in the Madison Complex, where couples who need therapy to fix their marriages participate in a multidisciplinary program, said to be infallible. To investigate, Jane and Lisbon go undercover as a couple whose relationship needs saving.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Tale of Too Many Drinks by Li-Li-ThePinkbookgirl reviews
COMPLETE As a reward for solving a case, Jane and the team get a trip to Las Vegas! Tons of fun for all, until Jane and Lisbon wake up to a very unexpected situation. Jane's wooing skills and Lisbon's patience are put to the test. Will their relationship last?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,486 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodshot, 1x16 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Remember the one where Jane was blinded by an explosion? Well, this tag continues that episode from Season 1. Some fluffy team interaction, humor, and word play.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My Side of the Story by Lothlorien Aeterna reviews
"Exactly a year after that fateful day in the desert, we reached the end of our shared quest. Red John was dead, finally." Teresa Lisbon's story. A part of it, at least. A tag to The Crimson Hat, of sorts. Team/Jane & Lisbon fic.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Broken Hope by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon's tragic suicide attempt leaves her in a coma, and the team is on the edge. If she wakes, what will she be able to tell furious Jane about why she did it? No copyright infringement intended. Rated T for talk of suicide.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,098 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Red Wizard by Donnamour1969 reviews
A Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situation
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Talent by Cliara Aedai reviews
Patrick Jane and the CBI arrive at a crime scene to find more than what they expected. Yes, there is a dead body, but there is also 15 year old girl, Ailae, with skills similar to Jane's. He doesn't know her, but she knows him. How, why, and what next?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Patrick J.
A World of Green by Tabitha of MoonAurora reviews
Second in series. This fanfiction is AU although it has many similarities to the canon series. Lisbon's past was sordid and disturbing but she found many ways to cope with it and became a successful woman. Now her past is returning and she must deal with more revelations about her family and her prior life. upper end of T
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Home is in Your Eyes by Special Agent Baker reviews
A brief tag to Season 4 Episode 24. Based on the song 'Home is in Your Eyes' by Greyson Chance. How Jane and Lisbon were feeling through the duration of Jane's time away. It was a long six months...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
What happens when Martha finds a photo album in the library and asks the Doctor about it? Does she really want to know the answers? **10/Rose!**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Chance to Redefine by liv.einziger reviews
Lisbon's recent behavior has Jane and the team looking for an explanation before it's too late. Could the recent traumas she has suffered have triggered a bad case of PTS? Or is there a bigger plot determining her actions? Co-written with SteeleSimz.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,991 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Valentine's Day Fluff by vanrigsby reviews
Just a bit of Valentine's Day fluff. Jane tries to play Cupid around the office. Hopefully better inside. Reviews are loved.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Very Castle Christmas by bloodwrites reviews
It's Alexis's first Christmas away... Which means Papa Bear's lonely. Add to that a crime of passion, an ill-timed blizzard, a pair of slippy Beckett boots, and the Muppet Movie, and you have... A Very Castle Christmas.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Young Blood by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Teresa Lisbon had been keeping her secrets fine until Patrick Jane came to town, but he upsets the mix just when her secrets become even more important to be kept than ever. A high school fic but with a big difference. Will have the team and Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,396 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Can't Always Get What You Want by HannahbananaJane reviews
Teresa Lisbon is engaged to Mashburn. But what happens when Patrick Jane realizes he has feelings for her and she's there when he admits it? Oneshot for now. Read and Review please!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Breathing Shards by Nyrihaz reviews
Drabbles. Because the CBI's best team is a paradox, all of them shattered pieces of the same glass: damaged and broken and full of invisible scars. None of them did personal, but they are the strongest family in the darkest of times.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
Lisbon's Story by Tabitha of MoonAurora reviews
We've seen her present, but what about the Past for Agent Lisbon? This is my version of what happened to Agent Lisbon after her mother's death and how she became the strong CBI agent we know in the series. AUish Warning: Abuse, Death, and Rape
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Teresa L.
In 500 Words Or Less by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
Ipod shuffle challenge. A bunch of random drabbles all rolled into one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nightmare On Fairy Tale Street by Honey-Roasted-Jisbon reviews
One comment, that's all it takes for some people to spiral down into oblivion. Not beta'd all mistakes are my own.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Giving Gifts by hardly loquacious reviews
Sometimes a secret Santa gift exchnage just isn't suffient. Sometimes a little something else is needed.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Getting Hitched by hardly loquacious reviews
"Poor guy," Castle said sympathetically. "I know the feeling." "Were you like this before both of your weddings?" Beckett asked curiously.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Loaded by hardly loquacious reviews
Once the dice were thrown or the gun was fired, things changed. That's what happened when things were loaded.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Beginning of Patrick Jane by Ashtreerose reviews
Patrick Jane had no idea his life would be turned upside down and shaken. A Mentalist fic, with a little bit of Jisbon. :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Velvet Box by Donnamour1969 reviews
Conclusion to my Season 3 series. Jane, Lisbon, and the others react to Christmas in different ways. Fluffy one-shot. Established Jisbon, with hints of Rigspelt and Chummer. Rated T for Adult content and language.No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Famous Last Words by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
"If I was dying I'd call you." "Really? What would you say?" A follow on from that conversation. Jane's been captured by Red John and about to be killed. Red John is letting him write one letter to say goodbye. What would he say? ONESHOT
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Unusual Meeting by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
While searching the internet, Jane discovers a site called 'FanFiction.' He runs into one writer that he especially likes. He has no way of knowing that it's Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
30 Prompt Challenge by HeKillsWithHisSmile reviews
This is a challenge I have started, from the Tardis forum topic Challenge: 30 Prompts. They will incluede some darker stuff that I'm not used to writing, like the first chapter, so bare with me until we get to fluff chapters. hope you enjoy. please R&R :P
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - 10th Doctor
The Mentalist: Red Lace by Donnamour1969 reviews
Season 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Kazoos and staplers by taylah-angry-little-princess98 reviews
why you don't surprise Lisbon... especially not with a kazoo
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rock Bottom by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
"One day you'll find someone that makes you realise the world isn't as awful as it seems. And that's when it'll all start to turn around. It might take a while, it might take you hitting rock bottom, but it will happen. I promise." During School Reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
a wanderer condemned by Spinesless reviews
Other times, Jane would look down and blood would be pouring from his chest. Blood would gurgle up from his throat and he'd awaken, gasping for air. spoilers for 4x1
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Patrick J.
A New Life for Patrick Jane by MissDonniex reviews
Jane gets out of prison after six months time served...with the help of his friends he starts over...but he still needs a certain woman in his life...and he calls her Lisbon. stupid summary but what the heck.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Lash of the Whip by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
Sequel to Whiplash. After Red John's capture, a spree of killings occur. They seem to be his work... but in a whole new extremity. Someone is trying to send Red John off with a bang...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Patrick J.
Chemicals by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
The Doctor muses about love and what it is...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Coming Home for Christmas by TheParker reviews
When Lisbon's brother dies in a car crash Lisbon leaves the CBI and moves to New York to support his 17 year old, pregnant, girlfriend.3 years later she returns to Sacramento.T for family death.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Recovering Precious Memories by HeKillsWithHisSmile reviews
10/Rose Amy/Rory pairings "Can I just ask. Who the heckle are you?" Full summary inside. Hope you enjoy. Please R&R. Thanks.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Another Heart Calls by dwennie reviews
How had he fallen in love again? How had Lisbon slipped through his defences like that? And, more importantly, how had he not realized it until now? J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Red Omen by liv.einziger reviews
There is still a mole in the CBI and all evidence indicates that it could be Lisbon and that she could have been lying to her team all along. Now Jane needs to find the truth, but can he do it on his own? Takes place before S3 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,361 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Let it pour by Ryrare reviews
A short story where Jane gets an unexpected houseguest. T for language
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Repelling Ever Closer by hardly loquacious reviews
A collection of all of my season 3 AU post-eps. Last season J/L were in a slightly screwed-up established relationship. It disintegrated slightly over the summer. The collection picks up after the premiere and will follow the new season.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,007 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Promise Me by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
You said you were going to take a break after your encounter with Red John. You said you needed time to think. Decide on what your future would hold. I realise that you've been distracted recently. I understand. That's why I'm watching you pack up a box.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Under the Rose by Wldwmn reviews
After a surprising comment on an evaluation report, Jane starts taking his usual teasing of Lisbon to new heights. But how much of it is actually a joke? Jisbon. Rated T for overall suggestiveness. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Conviction by hardly loquacious reviews
You always could convince almost anyone of anything. Post S3 Finale, and companion to "Judge Not." Jane's POV.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Death of a Love by HeKillsWithHisSmile reviews
Prequel to Rose's Garden. The Doctor and Rose have just come back from a adventure but Rose has caught an alien illness and there is nothing the Doctor can do to save her. Warning: Character death fic. Please read though!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Red Temper by MentalMixUp reviews
After closing an easy case, the CBI recieves a clue toward catching the serial killer, Red John. **JISBON** **RIGSPELT**
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Patrick J.
Too Late Now by superwoman1015 reviews
Post ep for the season 3 finale. Lisbon's thoughts and reactions as she finds out about Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
My Love is Leaving Me by funnygirlOoObroadwaybaby reviews
He knew this would hurt me more than killing her right away. She was hurt, and he wouldn't help. He was making me sit here and watch her die slowly. I watched the life drift out of her face, and it was the worst thing I had ever seen.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Those Left Behind by TeresaAmaliaJane reviews
When Lisbon's brother is murdered, Jane picks up the pieces and discovers what it's like to try and stop a person from getting revenge. Short multi-chapter. Jisbon, of course. Please R&R!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Answers and Admissions by Wldwmn reviews
Missing Moment, Strawberries and Cream Part 1. What was Jane's real reason for refusing to leave Lisbon's side? Definite Jisbon, a little angst, SPOILERS for Season 3 finale obviously .
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Tape by Donnamour1969 reviews
4th in my Season 3 AU series. Jane and Lisbon's budding relationship takes a major hit in the trust department. Can they overcome it? Rated T/M for language and sexual content. Conclusion is now up! No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,606 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Letters by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
Post-Season Two - Red John is ready to offer up Kristina. Patrick will follow the clues that are given unquestioningly, but does he really know what he's in for? More Jisbon than Jane/Kristina really.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Patrick J., Red John
chance meeting by MissDonniex reviews
Lisbon meets a Jane look alike from Pittsburg
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
When Feelings Change by Jisbon4ever reviews
"He's a big boy and he can take care of himself, Lisbon. What are you, his mother?" She pinched his arm. "Ouch!" He yelped, rubbing his 'wound'. "That's what you get for being an ass." Lisbon turned to look back out the window and silence fell. JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Red Rescue part 2 by MissDonniex reviews
A rainy night, trying to keep warm and out of the rain...Jane and Lisbon find a way to keep warm
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Rescue by MissDonniex reviews
An accident leaves Jane and Lisbon in a cold,wet night. Can our Jane show what a great hero we know he can be? Please let me know if you want more...I do have it finished.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Easter Revelations by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
"That's what you're embarrassed about? Playin' the Easter bunny?" "Weeellll, that and the whole paradox thing, I mean it would have been embarrassing having to save the world, again, I should say, because I messed up being the Easter bunny, wouldn't it?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Piano Lesson by TeresaAmaliaJane reviews
Lisbon witnesses something she shouldn't.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
If I Had You by missyoufriend reviews
Jane and Lisbon trying to fight their feelings for each other of course !
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Setting Sun by Feralious reviews
"Whatever you decide, Teresa, I'm ready. Don't feel any regrets. I know I don't." With that he looked at Red John one final time, noticing Lisbon looking at him from the corner of his eye, trembling slightly as she aimed the gun at him again.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Hot Appendix by MissDonniex reviews
Jane hates hospitals...but even he knows there are times he has to face the fact that he is "sick". A hospital stay leads to a murder and Jane is going to find out who and why it happened. Not a great summary, sorry
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Royal Blood by Donnamour1969 reviews
3rd in my Season 3 AU series. The team is tagged to guard visiting royals. Fluff, farce, humor, and a large helping of Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The story of Jisbon by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
Just a story about Jane and Lisbon finding their way into each others arms, against all odds! Also some Rigspelt and Chelise in there!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Listen by superwoman1015 reviews
She wanted him to listen, but he wouldn't. She wanted the pain to go away, but it wouldn't. She just wanted it to all stop. Rated for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Saint Patrick by Pepe64 reviews
Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cupid's Little Angels by Jisbon4ever reviews
Two Little Angels are trying to get their soon to be parents together in order to be born. Will they be able to complete their journey, or will it be to late? ***Jisbon***
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Last Night: A Mentalist FanFic by Ashtreerose reviews
Teresa Lisbon is hungover, confused, and... in Patrick Jane's house? What happened last night? Rated T just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The perfect Valentines Day by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
Lisbon is kind of iritaited at all of the decorations, until something happens that makes her day!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet Of Rose Tyler by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
The Doctor is stuck in a cell, and bored as anything. So he decides to make a list of the one thing on his mind. What is it? Rose of course.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Kevlar by Spinesless reviews
Bullet wounds are excruciatingly painful.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Another Story by missyoufriend reviews
She didn't know what to feel as she stared down at the stick in her hands, and the tiny little words that said "positive" on the digital screen. T for now...will inform if it goes up to M :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Drowning in Denial by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon looked at Jane. He, too, recognized the song. Their song. Jane met her eyes. There was a pinch of sadness in them. He held her gaze. He didn't look away. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Conciliation by lysjelonken reviews
Lisbon is leaving the CBI for New York, and Jane isn't taking it well. Will he ever see her again? Jisbon, multi-chap
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Bit of Fun with The Mentalist by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
Series of short stories/drabbles that I've started up. Will be Jisbon in some. Probably Grigsby as well. Who knows? First one includes a broken swivel chair. Love it if you read and reviewww.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010
Princes, Princesses, And Knights by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
Lisbon overhears Jane telling a fairy-tale, and just might end up with a prince charming!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just A Story by missyoufriend reviews
Jane and Lisbon, overcoming obstacles and rules, to find each other.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Burning Tiger by liv.einziger reviews
A new lead has come up on the Red John case and the CBI team might be closer than ever to catching the killer. That will make Patrick Jane face and question his plans of revenge and of what he will do after it. Alternating Lisbon and Jane POV. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,841 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hard days and Red forever by Juelli reviews
Team Story. Rigsby is missing, what happened? Read and find out. : Jisbon and Rigspelt.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010
Lies, damned lies and relationships by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane comes up with his craziest idea ever: trap Red John by using a new girlfriend as bait. Oddly enough, Lisbon agrees to go along with the plan - but only if she gets the part of Jane's girlfriend. Can this possibly end well?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
New Blood by raquelvalente91 reviews
A new member has arrived to the CBI. Who is she? And why is she so interested in Red John's case? Read and find out. Jisbon - Rigspelt - Chelise and OC. Red Joh is in this one too.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010
Little Red and Pink Hearts by Simonisthecuttestmentalist reviews
His world is full of heartache... Will he have a second chance at healing , or will the rest of his fragile heart break as well?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Out of Time by Red Star Rising reviews
Lisbon recounts how they got Red John.. really not as boring as that sounds
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Unbound by tromana reviews
What if Lisbon was the wife that Jane loved and lost? Jane/Lisbon AU
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,874 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Die No More by Protector23 reviews
Opens on an arrest gone bad and works its way on from there focusing on Lisbon's past and Jisbon. Rating for self injury and later chapters. Disclaimer!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Better Nothing by Broken Kindle reviews
Jisbon One-shot, written from Lisbon's POV. 'My team are there, of course... But not him.It's been almost a week and it still hasn't sunk in...Everything I do reminds me of him...' Warning: Character Death
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Star Gazing by Broken Kindle reviews
He would never love her the way she loved him. He was her rock. The person she relied upon to help her through everything and, despite the stupid things he did and the mistakes he made, she loved him. More than he could fathom. Fluffy Jisbon one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sometimes It's Good To be Wrong by 00tiva0jisbon00 reviews
"How could you say that?" he asked suddenly angry. "Gee," I said my voice dripping with sarcasm, "I don't know" They love each other, but things always come in between them, like the fact that neither of them realize the other returns their feelings.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
How to control your consultant by Tinuviel Rose reviews
This story kind of got away from me so I decided to change the title. Lisbon explores new ways of keeping Patrick Jane in line.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Rubies in the Sand by AnnabelMinerva reviews
Bones/The Mentalist. When a serial killer starts to leave victims on opposite sides of the country, Bones and the squints join Lisbon and her team to catch him. Brennan/Booth bien sur , Jane/Lisbon quietly
Crossover - Bones & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - T. Brennan, Teresa L.
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'd Lie by dwennie reviews
Jane tries to entertain himself without resorting to the usual teasing of Lisbon. He fails miserably, and poor Lisbon has to endure him prying into things she'd rather keep secret. Jane/Lisbon oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dreaming Of You by Broken Kindle reviews
Looking down he found that Lisbon had fallen asleep on him. Smiling the consultant stroked her hair and kissed her on the forehead, "Sweet dreams Teresa." He said a smile still on his face. Jisbon one-shot. Rated T for dreamt character death
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Of Cafes and Kisses by Broken Kindle reviews
Lisbon watched Jane from the other side of the table. She wondered fleetingly if the consultant felt how close they had become over the time they had spent working together, or whether it was just her... Jisbon, One-shot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hot? Certainly by les goddam reviews
CHAPTER UPDATE- Snowing? Seriously: “I think I threw up a little bit just then” Lisbon's hand went instinctively to her throat. He waggled his eyebrows “sexy”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Kiss by superwoman1015 reviews
Done to fulfill the prompt "Lisbon/Jane after an angry fight...she gets really tired of his smug grin and wipes it off his face ...with her lips" Really pretty short little one shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Glimpse At Their Lives by Danax3Loveee reviews
Some non-related short stories about our favorite Mentalist characters. Some may be funny, some may be serious. Contains Jibson and maybe a little Rigsby/Van Pelt. They may be a little OOC, but I try to keep them as in character as possible. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Heat Wave by superwoman1015 reviews
Bad summery-It's hot and Jane's AC is broken, what's he to do? Just a little fun. this has turned out longer than I expected, but I like it, so, yea. Heed the rating.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A first time for everything by Santos J. Black reviews
Lisbon’s many firsts….. JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Silent Night by CaelinnE reviews
Lisbon finds out that sometimes silence is the best thing you can say. One-shot. Warning: Contains gore, abuse, and mildly coarse language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Oblivion by Auraya-of-the-White reviews
CBI team travels to Maine to extradite a prisoner but something goes wrong. Team members may be put in harm's way. Written for Write Off on the Mentalist boards. Partial crossover with Bones, no Bones knowledge necessary.
Crossover - Bones & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Smiles by brokel reviews
Just a short, slight Jisbon story.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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Six Dark Months reviews
We all loved the season four finale... but it left out SIX adorable months of Lisbon missing Jane! I'm not making it up - you all saw! Lisbon admitted she had a rough time coping with Jane's absence! So... Here's my version! Please Read! Jisbon of course! Maybe Rigspelt... we'll see I guess :3 Enjoy! And PLEASE REVIEW!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Very Jisbon Christmas reviews
Jane discovers a week before christmas that Lisbon plans to spend it alone... but he has other ideas. Will she let him follow through on these plans? Please read. Very Jisbon. A Christmas fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Mental Songs reviews
Liked Mental Christmas Carols? Well, as it's not christmas, I have decided to start up Mental Songs. I have already mentalised several songs and will be posting them, but if you have any suggestions, please put them in your reviews!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011
Mental Christmas Carols 2012 reviews
Seasons Greetings! Its that time of year again! Please feel welcome to go back and find ur favourite carols in the 2010 and 2011 Mental Christmas Carols as well as experiencing this year's mentalised treats! PLEASE READ, SING and REVIEW! :D LOVE YOU! Mentalgal. Warning: There may be Jisbon fluff and maybe some rigspelt :D
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
Scarlet Sunrise reviews
There was no way. No way this could be possible. How could it be that even in his death, Red John could taunt Patrick, like a vulture, a devil, a monster. He thought it was over. He thought wrong. JISBON RIGSPELT
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Shot reviews
"Its…. It's so c- so cold…" "No it's not Lisbon look at me!" Her eyes were shutting. "NO Lisbon NO! PLEASE LOOK AT ME!" VERY Jisbony - but i like to keep things realistic. *cough cough* sort of *cough cough* Rated T just in case :P
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Outback reviews
SET BEFORE SEASON 3 FINALE The team recieves a tip off on RJ's location. After failing to keep the news from Jane, he speeds down under without a thought. Will the team be able to keep him from falling into another trap? Or was the trap for someone else?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Much Ado About Nothing MENTALISED reviews
So This is my mentalised version of one of the scenes from much ado about nothing... i had to learn my script okay! xD
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mental Christmas Carols! 2011 reviews
Season's Greetings! Mental Christmas Carols are BACK! Please read, sing and ENJOY these Mentalised hits! Dont forget to suggest carols when you review! Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Red News reviews
Patrick Jane Killed Red John and was put in jail. But what happens when Teresa Lisbon visits him with news he cant ignore? Mainly Jisbon with bits of Rigspelt. Rated T for later chapters :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Complaints reviews
Jane finds himself Suspended. And bored. With Lisbon, Cho, Rigsby and Van Pelt all busy or cross with him, he resorts to complaint files to entertain him. Jisbon and Rigspelt :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
Lisbon's Best Easter Morning! reviews
Lisbon wakes up to everything different. Is she dreaming or is Jane up to something? Just a fun fic for easter. Happy easter Jisbon fans!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stuck with You reviews
A challenge from Holz9364, when the team go to grab a crim, a confusion lands Lisbon and Jane in a very, on Lisbon's side, irritating, and on Jane's, simply amusing, situation. Jisbon and a tiny bit of Rigspelt. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mental Christmas Carols! 2010 reviews
Here are some Mentalist versions of christmas carols! Mentalize christmas! There's Jisbon! And Rigspelt! Merry Christmas! Please review and if you have any suggestions for christmas carols, please tell me!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
The CBI's Deadly Red Case reviews
This is the CBI's most dangerous case. Everyone in the team is targeted, and possibly not everyone survives. I rated it T because of the violence, there are no adult themes or anything, purely the violence.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
How Red Badge really should have ended! reviews
This is how I, a great Jisbon believer, think red badge should have ended. I used the script of the real episode, but thoughts and feelings I have created. Also the last few paragraphs are completely added on!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Jane and Lisbon finally together? reviews
This is just another one of my random stories! Hope u like it! PLease review - o:
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Lisbon's Best Christmas Eve reviews
This is my first story so i dunno what u guys might think but basically it's christmas eve at the CBI and Lisbon is the main character. Half of the story is from her point of view. Hope you like it!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete